Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
I was browsing Twitch until I stumbled upon Zy0x, and little did I know, my life would never be the same. His charisma was magnetic, his gameplay flawless, and his witty banter calm and infectious. I couldn't tear my eyes away from the screen, and I became an instant fan - a cum-zy0x. But that's when it started, the haunting. Every waking moment, I found myself haunted by Zy0nix's thoughts and presence. No matter where I went, his voice echoed in my mind, narrating his fake resin stories. I'd be at work, and all I could think about was his last epic genshindle session. I'd be at the grocery store, and his moans and grunts would ring in my ears. I couldn't escape it. It wasn't just the thoughts either. I started seeing Twitch chat as I walk down the streets. I'd see the chat emotes in the faces of strangers on the street. I'd hear his laughter in the wind. I'd even dream of him, streaming my very existence to an audience of thousands, commenters dissecting my every action. Friends and family grew concerned. "You're obsessed," they'd say, but they didn't understand. I wasn't obsessed; I was possessed by his digital specter, a never-ending loop of his greatest clips playing in my mind. I tried to break free, to disconnect from him, but it was futile. Unfollowing, unsubscribing, and even blocking didn't work. His presence persisted, like a glitch in the matrix that refused to be fixed. It was as if he had became a ghost, transcending the boundaries of the internet and infiltrating my very soul, perhaps making fun of my real-life skill issue. I yearned for solace, for silence, but thoughts about him were a relentless torrent, drowning out my own voice. I wondered if this was my punishment for being too engrossed in his streams, for blurring the line between his world and mine.
It's a 20 minute video and you commented 7 minutes after posting, you don't even know if it's good. This could be the worst video ever starting at 10 minutes HOW DO YOU KNOW
What a lovely streamer!🥰 He’s so calm and caring about his chat. Very family friendly aswell!😃I recommend watching his stream and these clips with your family🥰😝❤️
Thank you birdy bird I have been suffering from the lack of Zy0nix so much recently I've rewatched your hour long compliations of him a few times already. Hope this satiates my hunger for the prime Vigilant Yaksha lover
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
oppa
She isn't afraid to try new things out ? then why hasn't she try having ICD for once?
it never gets old😊
OPPA XL AGANE
OPPA
I will unclothe myself to the dulcet tones of Zy0x's screaming
HUH
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sanest zy0x viewer
rizztraining order
Harizzment actually
3:20 Honestly one of the sickest resin stories he’s made.
the museum artefact one was his best
@@Brianna58321where they found some old stuff?
@@vil.727 yupp he actually had me fooled 😭😭
I was browsing Twitch until I stumbled upon Zy0x, and little did I know, my life would never be the same. His charisma was magnetic, his gameplay flawless, and his witty banter calm and infectious. I couldn't tear my eyes away from the screen, and I became an instant fan - a cum-zy0x.
But that's when it started, the haunting. Every waking moment, I found myself haunted by Zy0nix's thoughts and presence. No matter where I went, his voice echoed in my mind, narrating his fake resin stories. I'd be at work, and all I could think about was his last epic genshindle session. I'd be at the grocery store, and his moans and grunts would ring in my ears. I couldn't escape it.
It wasn't just the thoughts either. I started seeing Twitch chat as I walk down the streets. I'd see the chat emotes in the faces of strangers on the street. I'd hear his laughter in the wind. I'd even dream of him, streaming my very existence to an audience of thousands, commenters dissecting my every action.
Friends and family grew concerned. "You're obsessed," they'd say, but they didn't understand. I wasn't obsessed; I was possessed by his digital specter, a never-ending loop of his greatest clips playing in my mind.
I tried to break free, to disconnect from him, but it was futile. Unfollowing, unsubscribing, and even blocking didn't work. His presence persisted, like a glitch in the matrix that refused to be fixed. It was as if he had became a ghost, transcending the boundaries of the internet and infiltrating my very soul, perhaps making fun of my real-life skill issue.
I yearned for solace, for silence, but thoughts about him were a relentless torrent, drowning out my own voice. I wondered if this was my punishment for being too engrossed in his streams, for blurring the line between his world and mine.
Concerned
Sanest zy0x viewer
Aware
You always manage to capture his neurodivergent mania in such an entertaining way! Good job birdman
I love how Zy0x absolutely hates Fav and Zajef is obsessed with overcharging his team no matter which characters it uses
Average anemo govlet fan vs fav weapon enjoyer
8:11 THE CUT IS PERFECT LMAO ?!?
new birdy vid to watch at 3.30 am ASSEMBLE
0:24 "What the f*ck is adult!" Truly the genshinest quote of all time. I swear half of my friends don't know what the age of consent is 💀
He said “wtf is a dault?” tho
I know, ; )
I love taking Mr. Soxx out of context
uhhhhh…..? The last part? I hope I’m misunderstanding
Babe wake up birdy bird posted
truly the kazuha of zy0x clippers
i’ll watch this while eating my spicy noodles, my spicy tolerance is average but lets see what this video does to me
almost died
7:09 why is that a genuinely good comparison.
water comes in many flavours
that transition from neuvi's voice to zy0x infeminate scream was immaculate
gotta say looking at the thumbnail as the video was loading was so funny. the thumbnail editor asked a question and he answered it.
10:45 he definetly looks at leaks. Furina uses a hp% goblet
8:10 I LOVE THIS PART
THE TRANSITION IS SO CLEAN
extra 5/6 moment with the berrypuff search lmfao
The fricking jingliu furina freeze comp killed me xd
Surely skirk is cryo
zy0nix' closet is filled with several copies of the same 4 shirts like a cartoon character
imagine watching zy0x clips in public ICANT (i watch him at school)
Driving to h&m right now
Thank you for the amazing clip compilation
It's a 20 minute video and you commented 7 minutes after posting, you don't even know if it's good. This could be the worst video ever starting at 10 minutes HOW DO YOU KNOW
@@tiberian_son21 lmaooo
@@tiberian_son21we know it's good because in birdy we trust
@@tiberian_son21 It's birdy brid, of course it's going to be good
What a lovely streamer!🥰 He’s so calm and caring about his chat. Very family friendly aswell!😃I recommend watching his stream and these clips with your family🥰😝❤️
Thank you birdy bird I have been suffering from the lack of Zy0nix so much recently I've rewatched your hour long compliations of him a few times already. Hope this satiates my hunger for the prime Vigilant Yaksha lover
Dropped everything when i see birdy brid posted a new vid🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
smash. thanks for the clips, love ya
07:42 I'm now thinking of doing an hour of silence interrupted by zy0xussy noises video.
link video when it's made
Ah fuk, I'll try working on it this week. LMAO.
ruclips.net/video/AlTLMusfWug/видео.html@@pencilonpaper1026
"WTF is ADULT???" - Zy0nix 2023
Every time I watch one of these compilations I feel immense pity for him He is such a sad and broken man
The title ICANT
i watched this while taking my sociology exam. all we need in life is xiangling oppa
I’m not ready to get blacklisted from H&M
thank u for the meal pookie
BIRDY BRID UPLOAD POGU
Alright. A smirk for the title.
BIRDY BIRD UPLOAD LET'S GOOO
The voices are getting louder
On My Way! to h&m
Xiao (Chinese: 小 Xiǎo) is a Chinese word that means small or short.
Ha ha 😂
8:10
That was smooth
BIRDY MARRY MEEEEE
Huh?🤨
Wait there's an H&M literally right by my hotel in Taiwan LMFAO
2:25 KEKWait i got featured in birdy brid clips?!?!
1:00 me being one of the strongest hook mains... or atleast i hope im still on the top not really sure tho
Wriothesley is the top for Luca
7:17 dude I have a maths exam tomorrow and I didn´t start learning, bro called me out
Yooo thats SICK, i AM in the H&M fitting ROOM, and guess what? I have a JBL speaker, on the MAX volume on the top of that. How did that happen?
These titles are getting outta hand 😭😭
16:40 TRUUEEEEEEEE
lichtrile
degranged xaio lover 1# first
PogO
Ora ora be like😂
11:30
Bro im Mongolian how does that Dottore Genghis Khan reference works lmao