Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police. I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
Yoov been weeported. To who? Not telling 😂😂😂 The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged. Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂 What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
What a refreshing change. A lot of the time they either ignore complaints completely or try and blame the victim. The security company deserves credit for taking the complaint seriously. Such a rare sight.
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence. And you ignored it. So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying. Probably.
This company makes all sorts of bags……….WIND BAGS…. GAS BAGS …… POO BAGS…….SICK BAGS…..😂 Every village needs an idiot, seems this factory has one of its very own 😂
The guy, at the start a breach of my privacy lol he came outside towards a camera how the crap does he have a job. And don't get me started, on uncle fester at the end what's he smoking. Ha
Lol that guy in the blue shirt puffing up his chest and clenching his fists trying to frighten you, then he swears at you and then storms off, he couldn't frighten a fly 😂😂😂
These people to need to get out more in the fresh air , they are not used to dealing with members of the public, wrapped up in their own worlds, and life is passing them by, need to socialise and smile more
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🤣🤣🤣 you do find some funny people! Save some for me! 🤣🤣🤣💚
He came from nowhere! 😂😂😂
Seems there are plenty to go around DJ LOL
I was not prepared for that guy at the end. He almost made me spit my tea out. 😅
lots of idiots the world over, enough for all of us
@@DJAUDITS you get enough of your own strange ones...
Some auditors do ave em...😉
🙏😂😂
I never realised garden gnomes were employed as security officers!
They take anyone these days.
It's a short term appointment.
Bouncer for Mothercare.
He's in desperate need of a raise but acting the way he did he's going to cut his career short.
That's actually discriminatory against gnomes! 😋
as a senior manager he has obviously been promoted beyond his intellectual capabilities!
they so often are.
They don't need intellect to just simply agree with everything the boss says, that seems to be the way up the ladder these days. 🤷❤️
He's spent more time on the spectrum than Clive Sinclair.
Its called promotion to incompetence.
@@sheppertonstudios8253 what an incredibly niche comment !
"I'm going to call the police because you're not following my request" - does he think the police enforce what he wants? What a tool
Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
@@TheSadButMadLad Perverting sounds right. He reminds me of those creeps they pick up on those pedo catcher channels. Very odd man.
The mad thing is the police will actually respond to his feelings.
Quick. Despatch the armed request enforcement squad 😂
Correct what a tool 😅😊😅😊
14:12 The way he said "What?" - I was laughing 😂
mate I nearly pissed maself
That was probably the most in real life NPC I have ever seen lol
Hahahahahaha
Not forgetting PA's reply "He's Gone". 😂😂
Love it when a senior manager says "It's no going to happen". 5 minutes later.... it happens..
Never gets old..
You can’t teach stupid.
With you on that one! No matter what is said the drone always goes over!
"I know you are allowed to" then proceed to call the police. That seems really REALLY stupid.
Should be done for wasting police time given the evidence
That hobbit was very angry, looks like he's had his ring destroyed
OOOoooHHHH! Matron! 💍🥒💥
@@scruffyalice-ff5pz 😉✅
If he ever goes to prison , I’m sure it will happen
Haven’t we all, dear?
Frankie Boyle ?? ;p
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
“I’ve already asked you to stop it [so I’m calling the police]…”. Jeez, these people.
I was waiting for the, we have a military contract.
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police.
I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
999 Operator: "Armed request enforcement squad are on the way."
Yoov been weeported.
To who?
Not telling
😂😂😂
The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged.
Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
He's been put on double secret probation 😮
Doesn’t want his privacy breached but proceeded to walk towards you, what a muppet 😂
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
King Zog will also be looking for his court jester.
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
ye the system failed him, he shudnt be allowed a security job when he seems to be the mental age of about 10
That's insulting to hobbitfolk.
He sounds robotic. No emotion. No soul there. The aliens are amongst us.
he just autistic.
He reported you to his mum, i don't think you realise the seriousness of this PA 🤣😂🤣
You handled that brilliantly again 👏👏👏❤️🇬🇧
🤣🤣🤣
A fellow cookiemonster❤
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COOKIE!! (said in a gruff voice)
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@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂
What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
It's probably the 5000 square foot of aspestos roof they didn't want you to see lol
😂😂😂 quote - "Theres no yea , buts about it...its not gonna 'appen"
Yeeeeea , it is....😂
Excuse my bleedin' french, but tis bloody hilarious how some people go on.
I just can't take a man seriously when he,s wearing paper knickers on his head.
😂😂😂😂
Who’d want to break into a paper factory?😂
A paper thief?
@@patrickdaly2121 they’d leave a paper trail behind
A pay per viewer of audits.
A woodworm with no teeth.
A fire starter.😊
I wonder what happens when 'Senior Managers' actually have to deal with a real problem instead of a problem they fantasise in their heads.
Amazing delusions of adequacy from a company making paper boxes😢
@Lookup2Wakeup Thats even lower in the packaging pecking order!
@Lookup2Wakeup now thats getting down and dirty....
That horrible little man is probably a help in the community employee. Not all there, a few marbles loose. Employed out of sympathy.
Yeah PA said he's gone I thought nah he was gone before he even came over. 🤦🤷
Or nepotism at its finest...
It's the Irish builder from Fawlty Towers! (if you're old enough to know!)
@@rob103rlHaha! Good old O'Reilly.
@@rob103rl David Kelly ☘️
I wonder how the 'billionaire owner' feels about how his staff (especially the little guy) behaved?! 😲🤣
LOL that last guy was like a child 😅🤣😂
Perhaps his search history shows something to do with children.
little person syndrome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should be in a Haribo advert😂
Maybe 'Cerebral Security' need to rethink their name...
should re brand to downright stupid security
The little Gnome couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag! Did you see what I did there? I'll get my coat.
Yep,and fetch mine also 🏴😂👍
had to go back in to fetch his fishing rod
Taxi ! 😂
If they continue this type of behaviour, this paper company will end up folding.
Boom. Boom 😂
The should go organic and turn over a new leaf.
Boom boom 😂
Another person with the napoleon complex. Then realised no one to hold him back .
Great footage 👏
"you haven't asked permission for this", "no but I've come a long way"...excellent reply!
But it's wafer thin...
It really was an epic response.
You can say: "I do have permission." - "Show your permission then!" Then you say: "Show your permission to check my permission." 😉
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
The horrible little man was head of the production process, he sticks the labels on the carrier bags , so there take that. 😂
How dare you engage in a lawful activity while standing on public land
Horrible little troll thing
Spot on! I couldn't think what it reminded me of.
Geez what a Melt the guy with the tash lol
Cerebral security? More like NEANDERTHAL SECURITY! and he wants to give that horse its shoe back
Proper knuckle dragger haha
Underrated comment😅
More like Cerebral Palsy
LMAO 😂
Cerebral insecurity
😂😂😂 When he stepped up to you he clenched his fist like he was going to hit you. Guys obviously defended 1 too many punches with his head.
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
That security gaurd should be in a Haribos advert😂 he's reported you to his mummy 😉
I think he's got a problem with his Cerebal Cortex !
And his brain! 😂😂
@robertmawby3021 Don't split hairs...only personalities 😂
Love the way PoundLand Bronson pulls out his fist @14:15 😂
Mate looks like a drunk sidekick from Bard's Tale. Sounds like one as well.
"What an 'orrible little man!". Never a truer word...
Guy wearing a hair net trying to tell people what to do 😂😂😂😂😂
Even the seagulls were laughing at him.
Danny DeVito at the end must be Bibby the brains behind the company! Put one on every day PA, makes my day Son!!😂
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
He was reaching new heights.
A pilot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@NamedNamelessName strange 🤔
@Mrchipsv2 yes you people are I agree
@@NamedNamelessName what's a 'you people' what am I 🤷🏻♂️
Just read the google review and the owner of cerebral security isn't too happy with his employee
What a refreshing change. A lot of the time they either ignore complaints completely or try and blame the victim. The security company deserves credit for taking the complaint seriously. Such a rare sight.
Why has he got a weasel glued to his face ?
"What a horrible little man" had me in tears 🤣
Mass visit needed 😮
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
Oh the irony .... "Cerebral Security Solutions"
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
PA plays them like a fisherman, who knew there were so many inadequate bullies amongst us?
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
Hahahahaha what an actual dafty. "I've reported you!"... "Who to?"... "None of your business" - It's *almost* like a threat of absolutely nothing.
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
That was almost like a bonus section at the end when the hobbit marched out! Sporting a fine 1980s moustache!
You're one of the most placid auditors I've watched and they still get their knickers in a twist. 😂 😂 Great work. 👌
Thank You - And thanks for watching 😊
What a thug of a security officer, well handled.
A wannabe thug 😂
Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA
Senior manager ? He sounds like the bog cleaner.
That guard was about to hit you at one point, he had his right fist ready😬
It's not a friendly company, but they should at least think about their loved ones before wasting police time like that
Hahaha the mini moke was just brilliant, PA...contact brilliant 👏
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence.
And you ignored it.
So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying.
Probably.
Little tash man 😂 " Vetterrrr vetterr van you " 😂😂😂 PA,, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
LMAO that security guy! One eye on Mr Audits and one on the GoPro.
“What” !! that guy was funny. A mass audit would be great
Oh yes.
Hahaha the weasel at the end 🤣 😅
I have to laugh at these corporate managers who think they own the entire company. 😂
His fists were clenched ready for a fight. What a bad person.
'What a horrible little man' made me laugh out loud! I cant think of a more accurate thing to say! Lol
It's a breach privacy to the billionaire owner, who I've just breached his privacy by telling everyone he's a billionaire owner.
😂😂😂😂 that man with moustache has proper learning difficulties 😂
That guy ran off to get Happy and Sneezy to sort you out.
Stop picking on Dopey.
The manager owns the factory 😃😂😂😂
I actually wish DJ audits went here first! Would love to see DJ have a confrontation with the garden gnome 😂
What a horrible little man, people like that should be kept away from the public.
that guy at the end was comedy gold
Even the seagulls were laughing 😂
Nicholas Tompkins will have something to say about his staff and the security company.
Ah well if the millionaire owner doesnt like it
Must be some top secret paper bags there if they are going through all this.
This company makes all sorts of bags……….WIND BAGS…. GAS BAGS …… POO BAGS…….SICK BAGS…..😂
Every village needs an idiot, seems this factory has one of its very own 😂
Mr moostash was an angry little fella wasn’t he ……. Oooooooo scary …… another cracking vid PA
Security guy was a bit off his rocker. But he had a rather unique mustache. I’ll give him that.
are you talking about the gravy trapped on the left, or the bit of biscuit on the right side?
You need to stop it at once, It's very naughty and you'll end going to bed early with no supper!!!
The guy, at the start a breach of my privacy lol he came outside towards a camera how the crap does he have a job. And don't get me started, on uncle fester at the end what's he smoking. Ha
How does he manage to tie his shoes is a better question.
"You could be a robber" should be responded with "And you could be a drug dealer".
Get educated, Wilton Bibby & Baron … ratty staff need to have better public facing skills.
Lol that guy in the blue shirt puffing up his chest and clenching his fists trying to frighten you, then he swears at you and then storms off, he couldn't frighten a fly 😂😂😂
Paranoid people shouldn't come out in public
The last bloke definitely had learning difficulties.
I can already tell this is going to be funny from the intro 😂
2nd, I'm here quick smart today... All hail pure audits 🙏🙏🙏
Candid Camera 💯. You do make me laugh 😆.
A Johnathon Routh born again. 👍🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 keep it up makes my days 👏👏👏👏👍
So funny as I have said they dont grasp they are the entertainment .
I have come a long way > to play you like a fish on MY HOOK .
Even the seagulls were laughing at him 14:38 😆
These people to need to get out more in the fresh air , they are not used to dealing with members of the public, wrapped up in their own worlds, and life is passing them by, need to socialise and smile more
Anybody else hear the seagulls laughing at the little guy😂😂
Be careful of them sea gulls. They can do a lot of damage.
Must have sneezed while trimming his neckline 😂