Oh gosh.😂 How random... About 15 years ago this security guy lived next door to my ex girlfriend parents house. He was always strange and every day would walk to the trading estate which was very far. He looks EXACTLY the same then as he does here. Even stranger, every night, rain or whatever, he would take his plate of food and sit on the wall outside of his bungalow his late mother left him. Wow, a small world!
Yoov been weeported. To who? Not telling 😂😂😂 The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged. Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police. I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂 What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
Found your channel just by chance. Brilliant. I watch all the other auditors including in the ones in the US, but you mate have found the key to pandora's box. Your approach is 'softly softly'. Absolutely spot on. In your case nobody, not even the police could ever claim that you were being aggressive, and I just love it that throughout your encounters you pretend to be an idiot which obviously you ain't. Well done, never give up.
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
Welton Bibby actually build time machines. The guy with the horseshoe tash has transported himself from the 1800s to today. He used the company time machine, and his name is Wyatt Earp. Although Earp was involved in the gunfight at the OK Corral. He had to get out of the states for his own safety and health. As you can see Earp has aged and got tubby but he still sports his signature horseshoe moustache.
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
What a refreshing change. A lot of the time they either ignore complaints completely or try and blame the victim. The security company deserves credit for taking the complaint seriously. Such a rare sight.
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence. And you ignored it. So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying. Probably.
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
❤If that roof is asbestos that will cost the ‘millionaire owner’ a fortune in public and environmental protection when they come to repair or replace it. Good luck with that! As ever thank you for auditing the paranoia in this Country.
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🤣🤣🤣 you do find some funny people! Save some for me! 🤣🤣🤣💚
He came from nowhere! 😂😂😂
Seems there are plenty to go around DJ LOL
I was not prepared for that guy at the end. He almost made me spit my tea out. 😅
lots of idiots the world over, enough for all of us
@@DJAUDITS you get enough of your own strange ones...
Some auditors do ave em...😉
🙏😂😂
Love it when a senior manager says "It's no going to happen". 5 minutes later.... it happens..
Never gets old..
You can’t teach stupid.
With you on that one! No matter what is said the drone always goes over!
I never realised garden gnomes were employed as security officers!
They take anyone these days.
It's a short term appointment.
Bouncer for Mothercare.
He's in desperate need of a raise but acting the way he did he's going to cut his career short.
That's actually discriminatory against gnomes! 😋
as a senior manager he has obviously been promoted beyond his intellectual capabilities!
they so often are.
They don't need intellect to just simply agree with everything the boss says, that seems to be the way up the ladder these days. 🤷❤️
He's spent more time on the spectrum than Clive Sinclair.
Its called promotion to incompetence.
@@sheppertonstudios8253 what an incredibly niche comment !
14:12 The way he said "What?" - I was laughing 😂
mate I nearly pissed maself
That was probably the most in real life NPC I have ever seen lol
Hahahahahaha
Not forgetting PA's reply "He's Gone". 😂😂
Oh gosh.😂 How random... About 15 years ago this security guy lived next door to my ex girlfriend parents house. He was always strange and every day would walk to the trading estate which was very far. He looks EXACTLY the same then as he does here. Even stranger, every night, rain or whatever, he would take his plate of food and sit on the wall outside of his bungalow his late mother left him. Wow, a small world!
Yoov been weeported.
To who?
Not telling
😂😂😂
The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged.
Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
He's been put on double secret probation 😮
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
Absolutely
He is one of the best
He's got a talent of making people think he's stupid while they put their own stupidity on full display...
"I'm going to call the police because you're not following my request" - does he think the police enforce what he wants? What a tool
Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
@@TheSadButMadLad Perverting sounds right. He reminds me of those creeps they pick up on those pedo catcher channels. Very odd man.
The mad thing is the police will actually respond to his feelings.
Quick. Despatch the armed request enforcement squad 😂
Correct what a tool 😅😊😅😊
"I know you are allowed to" then proceed to call the police. That seems really REALLY stupid.
Should be done for wasting police time given the evidence
“I’ve already asked you to stop it [so I’m calling the police]…”. Jeez, these people.
I was waiting for the, we have a military contract.
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police.
I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
999 Operator: "Armed request enforcement squad are on the way."
The zoo called, they want their walrus back.
I wonder what happens when 'Senior Managers' actually have to deal with a real problem instead of a problem they fantasise in their heads.
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
ye the system failed him, he shudnt be allowed a security job when he seems to be the mental age of about 10
That's insulting to hobbitfolk.
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
King Zog will also be looking for his court jester.
He reported you to his mum, i don't think you realise the seriousness of this PA 🤣😂🤣
You handled that brilliantly again 👏👏👏❤️🇬🇧
🤣🤣🤣
A fellow cookiemonster❤
@@Cookie_Monster1
COOKIE!! (said in a gruff voice)
😁👍❤️🇬🇧
@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂
What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
That horrible little man is probably a help in the community employee. Not all there, a few marbles loose. Employed out of sympathy.
Yeah PA said he's gone I thought nah he was gone before he even came over. 🤦🤷
Or nepotism at its finest...
It's the Irish builder from Fawlty Towers! (if you're old enough to know!)
@@rob103rlHaha! Good old O'Reilly.
@@rob103rl David Kelly ☘️
That hobbit was very angry, looks like he's had his ring destroyed
OOOoooHHHH! Matron! 💍🥒💥
@@scruffyalice-ff5pz 😉✅
If he ever goes to prison , I’m sure it will happen
Haven’t we all, dear?
Frankie Boyle ?? ;p
Doesn’t want his privacy breached but proceeded to walk towards you, what a muppet 😂
It's probably the 5000 square foot of aspestos roof they didn't want you to see lol
😂😂😂 quote - "Theres no yea , buts about it...its not gonna 'appen"
Yeeeeea , it is....😂
Excuse my bleedin' french, but tis bloody hilarious how some people go on.
"What a horrible little man" had me in tears 🤣
LOL that last guy was like a child 😅🤣😂
Perhaps his search history shows something to do with children.
little person syndrome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should be in a Haribo advert😂
I wonder how the 'billionaire owner' feels about how his staff (especially the little guy) behaved?! 😲🤣
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
He sounds robotic. No emotion. No soul there. The aliens are amongst us.
he just autistic.
How dare you question his wafer thin authority? 😂🤣😂🤣 He was alright in the end. 🤣
I just can't take a man seriously when he,s wearing paper knickers on his head.
😂😂😂😂
Found your channel just by chance. Brilliant. I watch all the other auditors including in the ones in the US, but you mate have found the key to pandora's box. Your approach is 'softly softly'. Absolutely spot on. In your case nobody, not even the police could ever claim that you were being aggressive, and I just love it that throughout your encounters you pretend to be an idiot which obviously you ain't. Well done, never give up.
thank you! 👍
Why has he got a weasel glued to his face ?
If they continue this type of behaviour, this paper company will end up folding.
Boom. Boom 😂
The should go organic and turn over a new leaf.
Boom boom 😂
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
For me, this kind audits stuff is actually pure Gold comedy. Better to watch than usseles movies (like avengers and other crap). 👍😀
Guy wearing a hair net trying to tell people what to do 😂😂😂😂😂
We shouldnt mock the afflicted but come on who told the little dude to go out and have a word with PA that was cruel . 😂😂😂
My thoughts too.
I actually wish DJ audits went here first! Would love to see DJ have a confrontation with the garden gnome 😂
Welton Bibby actually build time machines. The guy with the horseshoe tash has transported himself from the 1800s to today. He used the company time machine, and his name is Wyatt Earp. Although Earp was involved in the gunfight at the OK Corral. He had to get out of the states for his own safety and health. As you can see Earp has aged and got tubby but he still sports his signature horseshoe moustache.
That security gaurd should be in a Haribos advert😂 he's reported you to his mummy 😉
The country music over the drone cracks me up each time!
Cerebral security? More like NEANDERTHAL SECURITY! and he wants to give that horse its shoe back
Proper knuckle dragger haha
Underrated comment😅
More like Cerebral Palsy
LMAO 😂
Cerebral insecurity
Who’d want to break into a paper factory?😂
A paper thief?
@@patrickdaly2121 they’d leave a paper trail behind
A pay per viewer of audits.
A woodworm with no teeth.
A fire starter.😊
The little Gnome couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag! Did you see what I did there? I'll get my coat.
Yep,and fetch mine also 🏴😂👍
had to go back in to fetch his fishing rod
Taxi ! 😂
Maybe 'Cerebral Security' need to rethink their name...
should re brand to downright stupid security
"you haven't asked permission for this", "no but I've come a long way"...excellent reply!
But it's wafer thin...
It really was an epic response.
You can say: "I do have permission." - "Show your permission then!" Then you say: "Show your permission to check my permission." 😉
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
The horrible little man was head of the production process, he sticks the labels on the carrier bags , so there take that. 😂
Another person with the napoleon complex. Then realised no one to hold him back .
Great footage 👏
Candid Camera 💯. You do make me laugh 😆.
A Johnathon Routh born again. 👍🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 keep it up makes my days 👏👏👏👏👍
😂😂😂 When he stepped up to you he clenched his fist like he was going to hit you. Guys obviously defended 1 too many punches with his head.
One of the funniest interactions ever with the geezer who looked like a Walrus- Dear oh dear-what a clown!
Geez what a Melt the guy with the tash lol
Little tash man 😂 " Vetterrrr vetterr van you " 😂😂😂 PA,, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Love the way PoundLand Bronson pulls out his fist @14:15 😂
You're one of the most placid auditors I've watched and they still get their knickers in a twist. 😂 😂 Great work. 👌
Thank You - And thanks for watching 😊
Danny DeVito at the end must be Bibby the brains behind the company! Put one on every day PA, makes my day Son!!😂
That was almost like a bonus section at the end when the hobbit marched out! Sporting a fine 1980s moustache!
Hahahahaha what an actual dafty. "I've reported you!"... "Who to?"... "None of your business" - It's *almost* like a threat of absolutely nothing.
I don’t fancy having a large hairy slug like that hanging around my under my nose,thank you very much.
I think he's got a problem with his Cerebal Cortex !
And his brain! 😂😂
@robertmawby3021 Don't split hairs...only personalities 😂
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
Horrible little troll thing
Spot on! I couldn't think what it reminded me of.
Hahaha the mini moke was just brilliant, PA...contact brilliant 👏
Mass visit needed 😮
"What an 'orrible little man!". Never a truer word...
Amazing delusions of adequacy from a company making paper boxes😢
@Lookup2Wakeup Thats even lower in the packaging pecking order!
@Lookup2Wakeup now thats getting down and dirty....
Just read the google review and the owner of cerebral security isn't too happy with his employee
What a refreshing change. A lot of the time they either ignore complaints completely or try and blame the victim. The security company deserves credit for taking the complaint seriously. Such a rare sight.
Mate looks like a drunk sidekick from Bard's Tale. Sounds like one as well.
PA plays them like a fisherman, who knew there were so many inadequate bullies amongst us?
Mr moostash was an angry little fella wasn’t he ……. Oooooooo scary …… another cracking vid PA
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
How dare you engage in a lawful activity while standing on public land
'What a horrible little man' made me laugh out loud! I cant think of a more accurate thing to say! Lol
Even the seagulls were laughing at him.
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
He was reaching new heights.
A pilot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@NamedNamelessName strange 🤔
@Mrchipsv2 yes you people are I agree
@@NamedNamelessName what's a 'you people' what am I 🤷🏻♂️
How do you find these 🤣
He appeared out of nowhere! 🤣🤣🤣
The roof is old asbestos 😮
“What” !! that guy was funny. A mass audit would be great
Oh yes.
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence.
And you ignored it.
So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying.
Probably.
The manager owns the factory 😃😂😂😂
LMAO that security guy! One eye on Mr Audits and one on the GoPro.
Where did the walrus come from funny little man
It's a breach privacy to the billionaire owner, who I've just breached his privacy by telling everyone he's a billionaire owner.
PA you are so bloody funny😂you make my day. What a wind up merchant. You are without doubt the best. Mr Cool☃️
Thank you 👍
What a thug of a security officer, well handled.
A wannabe thug 😂
Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA
Who was the simpleton with the silly moustache??
Senior manager ? He sounds like the bog cleaner.
Can tell from the first 30 seconds that this is gna be comedy gold 😂😂
That guard was about to hit you at one point, he had his right fist ready😬
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
The last bloke definitely had learning difficulties.
Hahaha the weasel at the end 🤣 😅
😂😂😂😂 that man with moustache has proper learning difficulties 😂
It's not a friendly company, but they should at least think about their loved ones before wasting police time like that
That was a brilliant audit! I like your delivery and the muppets that come out are just The Best muppets you could find! Well done! 🙂
Oh the irony .... "Cerebral Security Solutions"
That guy ran off to get Happy and Sneezy to sort you out.
Stop picking on Dopey.
❤If that roof is asbestos that will cost the ‘millionaire owner’ a fortune in public and environmental protection when they come to repair or replace it. Good luck with that! As ever thank you for auditing the paranoia in this Country.
that guy at the end was comedy gold
Even the seagulls were laughing 😂
I have to laugh at these corporate managers who think they own the entire company. 😂
What a horrible little man, people like that should be kept away from the public.
He stutters when agitated,, Machine Gun Joe 😂🏴👍
Ah well if the millionaire owner doesnt like it
At 8mins 11secs his shadow is rather unfortunate if you look at where his hand is! 😂😂
His fists were clenched ready for a fight. What a bad person.