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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @nordkaiaxlowandslowtravel405
    @nordkaiaxlowandslowtravel405 2 года назад +195286

    My mom has the same weapon in her nightstand, probably to feel safe when she sleeps

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter  2 года назад +48627

      Please stay away from your moms items kid.

    • @is.that.Mazzi.
      @is.that.Mazzi. 2 года назад +13018

      😭😭

    • @benr.9628
      @benr.9628 2 года назад +13161

      I swiped to the next video after reading this and before I realized what this meant.

    • @ElgrandeChungiguey
      @ElgrandeChungiguey 2 года назад +9524

      @@DetroitThreatManagementCenter who be doing y’all’s comments lol

    • @bryan7558
      @bryan7558 2 года назад +2813

      LMAO

  • @Leomatoad
    @Leomatoad 2 года назад +30968

    “If someone has a gun against your head, try blocking up the gun barrel with the keychain”
    *very painful*

    • @abdillahazhar1833
      @abdillahazhar1833 2 года назад +608

      I'm wondering who is the one feeling painful? The guy with the gun, the gun, or the one with the keychain? 🤔

    • @user-tc3tu3wo9l
      @user-tc3tu3wo9l 2 года назад +282

      If someone has a gun against your head , just stick that piece up your bud

    • @peeplil8376
      @peeplil8376 2 года назад +94

      😭😭🤣

    • @mikeweston4708
      @mikeweston4708 2 года назад +71

      Im dead ha

    • @RickUppal2005
      @RickUppal2005 Год назад +6

      You my friend are funny 😂😂😂

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 2 года назад +89048

    Him: "enjoying his teaches"
    Bald guy: "well...very painful"
    Camera girl: ~do that one again~

  • @heat-fs4045
    @heat-fs4045 2 года назад +44018

    “Very painful.”
    *proceeds to demonstrate on his friend*

  • @anders9646
    @anders9646 2 года назад +10275

    "When you do this to him, he can pull out a gun. VERY PAINFUL"

  • @nightsilent1318
    @nightsilent1318 2 года назад +6135

    Girl: "I like you, too!"
    Guy: "Yes!"
    Girl: "As a friend, though."
    Policeman: "Very painful."

  • @alexandersmith9902
    @alexandersmith9902 2 года назад +18084

    Damn the camera lady must really hate the demonstrator, “do that one again” 🤣

  • @ViktorLucca
    @ViktorLucca 2 года назад +33017

    The face of the white guy.... priceless!!.. He's like: why in the fuck I signed up for this?

  • @60sspider-man29
    @60sspider-man29 2 года назад +30612

    Can we give props to the *bald* man who is bravely putting himself in pain for our entertainment?

    • @Dawud265
      @Dawud265 2 года назад +396

      Fr I was like whyy care for old bold man he has a family

    • @sanchitkulkarni1371
      @sanchitkulkarni1371 2 года назад +667

      Let me correct you
      He aint doing for our *entertainment* he is doing for our *knowledge* of self defence.

    • @Mondayleftmebroken...
      @Mondayleftmebroken... 2 года назад +147

      Entertainment? seriously I mean u think he is a comedian he is suffering that pain to teach us about defence...¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

    • @Dawud265
      @Dawud265 2 года назад +51

      @@sanchitkulkarni1371 yeah ik but ur hurting the poor man at least t get a dummy like he is suffering bruh

    • @jellybeanbear7017
      @jellybeanbear7017 2 года назад +31

      Entertainment? I gained a lot of knowledge through this video

  • @ramenixsan
    @ramenixsan 2 года назад +3856

    The dude who sacrificed himself just for the sake of demonstrating this tool to youtube needs a raise.

  • @samsulbahri8190
    @samsulbahri8190 2 года назад +12084

    "Very painful."Thanks a lot to that bald man because willing to sacrifice himself enduring the pain to show a way to defend himself from the outside criminals for the benefits of us all

  • @rancewarschak6304
    @rancewarschak6304 2 года назад +672

    I got mine at Adam and Eve

  • @lucasmatsuoca
    @lucasmatsuoca 2 года назад +3681

    "you can stab the neck like this":
    *Stabs 2 inches in causing a fatal wound in the bald guy
    "Very painful"

  • @intelligiblegaming1917
    @intelligiblegaming1917 2 года назад +3777

    Demonstrator: *stabs the guys hand*
    woman: "Wait, do that one again."
    Other guy: "bro... 😐"

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 2 года назад +47

      Yea the only person being given a hard time is my mans 😭😓

    • @arthurdecker3409
      @arthurdecker3409 2 года назад +5

      Gold

    • @WhathehadasSole
      @WhathehadasSole 2 года назад +2

      That was funny just like this one 🤣. The guy was in pain ruclips.net/video/L1_D0mA91VA/видео.html

    • @slickenzmcglickenz4671
      @slickenzmcglickenz4671 2 года назад +11

      Didn’t know a butt plug could do damage

    • @dilangray9092
      @dilangray9092 2 года назад +3

      @@slickenzmcglickenz4671 yours must be a thin beginner one

  • @manjikai8974
    @manjikai8974 2 года назад +839

    "very painful"
    "do that again"
    the bald guy: 👁👄👁

  • @Kasrasfriedchicken
    @Kasrasfriedchicken 2 года назад +7200

    The moment I saw the weapon I immediately knew the comment section was gonna be full of butt plug jokes.
    And you all delivered. Masterfully.

  • @trashbagLasagna
    @trashbagLasagna 2 года назад +5898

    I love how his assistant is like " am I almost done here"

    • @hudsonessex8515
      @hudsonessex8515 2 года назад +14

      Thats probably all that guy does 🤣 he's like "when do I get to have a turn"

    • @MisterM3mA
      @MisterM3mA 2 года назад +1

      Hahahaha love how he is actually in pain

    • @soufkesoufke936
      @soufkesoufke936 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @Isxllelo
      @Isxllelo 2 года назад

      He got scared

    • @xxzenonionnex7658
      @xxzenonionnex7658 2 года назад

      @Charlie Dobbs ha

  • @TheProject1177
    @TheProject1177 2 года назад +11248

    “It’s very painful”
    “Do that one again”
    The guy: “am I a joke to you”

  • @joebaby1975
    @joebaby1975 2 года назад +767

    If I were being attacked, I don’t think I’d be able to think of any other method than straight up shanking him.

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter  2 года назад +190

      The options are based on the law because if you shank someone stabbed someone call series bodily injury and it was not considered to be legal when you’ve just put yourself in prison and if you have money may have lost all your money through lawsuit lawyers. Subjective of our training is to help you feel better quality of life by making sure you have lots of options to avoid violence as you’re only solution so you can reduce the likelihood of being prosecuted put in prison and we’re losing all of your money. We can show you how to stab people but you already know how to stab people we are showing you how not to stab people how not to injure people so you can have a safer more successful life and remain free

    • @aesirclassicpubgm8228
      @aesirclassicpubgm8228 Год назад +3

      Very painful 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antoniosperanza6065
    @antoniosperanza6065 2 года назад +90

    “If your girlfriend leaves you for another guy”
    Very painful

  • @jamesclement4785
    @jamesclement4785 2 года назад +4148

    Him: "Poke him with it."
    Me: *Stabs attackers repeatedly while in panic mode*

  • @kwamebrownofficial
    @kwamebrownofficial 2 года назад +2777

    My sister has this keychain too. It comes with a button that shakes when pressed.

  • @halilcan3201
    @halilcan3201 2 года назад +1964

    white guy: *_being attacked_*
    cameragirl: *show that one again 🤳🤳*

  • @ImNotEnoch
    @ImNotEnoch Год назад +37

    Lesson we all learned: *Very Painful*

  • @Cyber_Jimm
    @Cyber_Jimm 2 года назад +2763

    He missed one... You can go right to the head with the point, very painful

  • @shanmank
    @shanmank 2 года назад +3128

    Congratulations to everyone who finished watching this video. Very painful.

  • @TheFury295
    @TheFury295 2 года назад +899

    The bald guy is the real MVP here lol the look on his face lol

  • @bubb5100
    @bubb5100 2 года назад +2794

    Looks good, but remember like any tool it's effectiveness goes hand in hand with your skill with it. Remember to train with your tools 💪

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 2 года назад +5940

    This dude just is just amazing. I actually carry a red brick in my right hand at all times. Smash to the face, very painful.

    • @King-Beezy
      @King-Beezy 2 года назад +26

      Lmfao

    • @Flowerlytdm
      @Flowerlytdm 2 года назад +19

      Me personally I prefer a 90 pound cement in my back pocket

    • @nightlysings8791
      @nightlysings8791 2 года назад +4

      Very painful.

    • @user-pg84i098
      @user-pg84i098 2 года назад +3

      lmfao

    • @nightlysings8791
      @nightlysings8791 2 года назад +6

      Here are some chanclas that we actually sell here and...you can actually....and you can....you can also....very painful. :P

  • @Moliminous
    @Moliminous 2 года назад +14912

    I've seen those in a few places. But they definitely weren't for self defense

    • @shredder5749
      @shredder5749 2 года назад +212

      So many comments by you👍

    • @jaybignell6074
      @jaybignell6074 2 года назад +75

      I hear that 🤣

    • @areono460
      @areono460 2 года назад +61

      This person is in every comment section at this point

    • @SkankbumJerry
      @SkankbumJerry 2 года назад +155

      I bet u know ALLLL About those AnALysis devices 😂😂🤣

    • @sanchez9028
      @sanchez9028 2 года назад +60

      They aren’t for your ass too well these ones atleast

  • @iGoByNX
    @iGoByNX 2 года назад +390

    "Show that one again" I feel for this poor dude playing the enemy

  • @virajmali1582
    @virajmali1582 2 года назад +1716

    The bald guy only hears two words in his dreams..
    Yeah you got that right: *Very Painful*

  • @QUACKJONG
    @QUACKJONG 2 года назад +2475

    "This one, very painful. This one, also very painful"
    Volunteering to be in his video, biggest regret ever

  • @John-yh7mr
    @John-yh7mr 2 года назад +2594

    I’m so glad to find out my mom is practicing self defense. Found one just like this on her nightstand 😀

  • @f_d7497
    @f_d7497 2 года назад +355

    The bald guy needs an award for his show stopping performance 😭

  • @Wolfganguskhan
    @Wolfganguskhan 2 года назад +562

    Instructor: You can do this, very painful.
    Girl: Show that one again?
    Bald guy: 👀 uuaughhhhhh!!!

  • @MEMPHISBUTCHA
    @MEMPHISBUTCHA 2 года назад +2669

    Demonstrater's assistants wife👩🏻: How was work today?
    Demonstrater's assistant🧔🏻: Very Painfu.....good honey, same as yesterday!! 🤕

  • @user-lm8ig7os2k
    @user-lm8ig7os2k 2 года назад +1391

    Me: "Hey how ya doi-"
    She: No
    Me: *very painful*

  • @MatiasMoreno
    @MatiasMoreno 2 года назад +274

    Kudos to the guy being recipient of all that pain to make this video.

  • @csmerced
    @csmerced 2 года назад +121

    How the demonstrator voice broke from almost laughing at the volunteer flinching is everything.

  • @Ash-lf6to
    @Ash-lf6to 2 года назад +2906

    Robber: “don’t try anything”
    Me: *pulls out keychain
    Robber: “Uh, I am not one to kink shame but…”

    • @goat9295
      @goat9295 2 года назад +42

      Hehe "but"

    • @logTG
      @logTG 2 года назад +11

      LMAOOO

    • @joshuastubbs1930
      @joshuastubbs1930 2 года назад +33

      Yeah it's definitely just a plug

    • @14sulli97
      @14sulli97 2 года назад +1

      STOP

    • @logTG
      @logTG 2 года назад +8

      @@14sulli97 no it’s a plug bruh

  • @TreeeSon34
    @TreeeSon34 2 года назад +2069

    Camera Lady: "show that one again"
    Demo guy: Fucking hell lisa, this shit is very painful!

    • @ethanmills9530
      @ethanmills9530 2 года назад +17

      I was gonna comment something about that

    • @yourcerealguy
      @yourcerealguy 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @yisus2056
      @yisus2056 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wumzeejeje
      @wumzeejeje 2 года назад +1

      Facts 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 года назад +1

      Very painful.

  • @scottybandicoot6347
    @scottybandicoot6347 2 года назад +133

    Love how he just throws that poor guy about 🤣🤣🤣

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 2 года назад +33

    Had a lady that was about 5'2 120ish demonstrate one of these on me. I thought it was gonna be bs but it was shockingly effective even in the hands of a small person.

  • @DOHARKsmash
    @DOHARKsmash 2 года назад +1720

    This is the one tool where "jam it into their ear canal" is possibly applicable to all situations.

  • @jlqs1998
    @jlqs1998 2 года назад +390

    "You can stab them to death and kill them"
    "Very painful"

    • @IDuman
      @IDuman 2 года назад

      Dude!! Underrated comment, bro!

    • @nijulllee
      @nijulllee 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SK-xz6gw
      @SK-xz6gw 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jlqs1998
      @jlqs1998 2 года назад

      @@IDuman lmao

  • @emmabaker8900
    @emmabaker8900 2 года назад +45

    The way he casually pushed him at the end- 😭✋

  • @someguyonyoutube4655
    @someguyonyoutube4655 2 года назад +3

    Give bro a raise💀

  • @hushex5150
    @hushex5150 2 года назад +1301

    Me: *Being Robbed*
    Me: “One Second, lemme get this keychain off my backpack”

    • @username-pq4nb
      @username-pq4nb 2 года назад +73

      Bro honestly keys belong in your pocket. Weirdos put it in their backpack 💯

    • @gtgtma039
      @gtgtma039 2 года назад +58

      Just a sec let me get my But plug

    • @ThatSB
      @ThatSB 2 года назад +4

      Why would it be in your backpack and who wears a backpack on the street?

    • @joshuacheek5140
      @joshuacheek5140 2 года назад +2

      @@username-pq4nb what if your wearing gym shorts and dont have pockets? What if you ride a bike or motorcycle like me and don't trust putting stuff in your pockets because it can fall out? What if your just a teen in school and the best place for them with that big ass butt plug attached is in or on your backpack?

    • @joshuacheek5140
      @joshuacheek5140 2 года назад

      @@ThatSB who said said the street is the only place you get robbed? Some people wear them on the street coming and going to school. And sometimes people who ride bike or a motorcycle like myself use backpacks to secure our belongings because when you're riding at speeds it's easy for stuff to come out of your pockets. Also gym rats love backpacks for all their gadgets and usually wear shorts to tight to put things in or just don't have pockets. There's a million reasons someone has a backpack and put their keys in them. Did you know there is a dedicated hook,loop, strap or pockets for keys in almost all backpacks?

  • @benedictfelizardo7037
    @benedictfelizardo7037 2 года назад +2783

    Officer: Let us show them once again.
    Helper: Enough already please.
    Officer: Why?
    Helper: It's VERY PAINFUL.

  • @digitaldreamer5481
    @digitaldreamer5481 2 года назад +81

    Also very effective on the inside of a person’s thigh just above the knee, you can bet they will not be able to walk, let alone run after you. The same for any area around a person’s arm pit. I would carry this keychain if I owned one. 👍

  • @Dreoilin
    @Dreoilin 2 года назад +488

    Nice tool. I've actually used a tactical pen in a similar way once.

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 2 года назад +1772

    Guy falls through golf shop ceiling.
    "Hey Ron."
    "Hey Billy. Very painful."

    • @IJubane
      @IJubane 2 года назад +13

      His name is actually Ryan, very painful.

    • @PharmDOfficial
      @PharmDOfficial 2 года назад +2

      lmfaoooooooooooo love that video

    • @notkade4897
      @notkade4897 2 года назад +1

      That hurt * not "very painful"

    • @kacper7356
      @kacper7356 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DJDUBBINTINE
      @DJDUBBINTINE 2 года назад +1

      Lolll your hilarious

  • @adelcorona7393
    @adelcorona7393 2 года назад +2190

    Instructor: use this way.
    Reality: hitting the pointed part on every part of the enemies body and head 🤣.

    • @skidstoleave
      @skidstoleave 2 года назад +41

      Lmao facts 😂

    • @Shunpra
      @Shunpra 2 года назад +24

      It's just instinct at this point when someone has a pointy thingy🤣🤣

    • @whatishesaying4708
      @whatishesaying4708 2 года назад +4

      Not here in Italy, you must have a paper saying you have a weapon for self defense and a good lawyer, if you dare to kill someone to save your life, you will have a hard time in court and prison

    • @champ_lowkey4188
      @champ_lowkey4188 2 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @seynpurrp
      @seynpurrp 2 года назад +1

      then youre a psychopath and should stop watching too much movies

  • @zoem.9821
    @zoem.9821 2 года назад +54

    this is excellent, and always remember, if you’re being threatened go for the groin, the throat, and the eyes.

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter  2 года назад +18

      Yes if you are being attacked and you can’t escape and you can’t control them then you have to immobilizer stabs breath sight

  • @Reality_C
    @Reality_C 2 года назад +14

    I’ve never ordered anything online more quickly in my life.

  • @KiltedVeteran
    @KiltedVeteran 2 года назад +2796

    "Finish off with a stomp to the groin." Master Ken

    • @Duarte332
      @Duarte332 2 года назад +6

      Best comment

    • @nightlysings8791
      @nightlysings8791 2 года назад +17

      Very painful

    • @Reaper-el2nn
      @Reaper-el2nn 2 года назад +3

      Craig Forsyth…. Nobody is gonna get that

    • @mike5195
      @mike5195 2 года назад +1

      Re stomp the groin

    • @dadon1717
      @dadon1717 2 года назад

      Ya Till your on trail for Attempted murder😂😂😂

  • @Phovo_
    @Phovo_ 2 года назад +6052

    I don’t think people would be comfortable carrying that around as a *key chain*

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 2 года назад +180

      It's a sounding stick

    • @balumudhiraj2483
      @balumudhiraj2483 2 года назад +16

      😂😂

    • @Carreidas
      @Carreidas 2 года назад +54

      It's the size of the junk that service stations fasten the toilet keys to. I wouldn't have that as a key chain.

    • @Unknown-zy5vq
      @Unknown-zy5vq 2 года назад +136

      I think you can use the *key chain* on yourself but not in a Painful way😃

    • @alinaboltasiu2645
      @alinaboltasiu2645 2 года назад

      've faci

  • @ugly717
    @ugly717 2 года назад +100

    That's amazing, but most people will just use the sharp end and stabbing wherever in a panic.

  • @ig-tjf_customs4072
    @ig-tjf_customs4072 2 года назад +42

    Shoutout to the man being abused in all his videos! He’s the real hero in this

  • @c.t.d.r.a.8295
    @c.t.d.r.a.8295 2 года назад +690

    “Show that one again..” yeah, verY painFUL.

    • @snipinmonsta
      @snipinmonsta 2 года назад +17

      Practice dummy guy: I think they get it
      Examiner:stabs again
      PDG: fuck you becky

    • @Nxnow
      @Nxnow 2 года назад +2

      He said this device tf he mean

    • @leonardodicaprio637
      @leonardodicaprio637 2 года назад +1

      @@snipinmonsta lmfaoo

  • @CheckTMOW
    @CheckTMOW 2 года назад +1121

    She really said “show that one again”
    Bald man’s getting bullied lol

  • @valentinroesler4120
    @valentinroesler4120 2 года назад +6

    God bless him he’s trying to take guns off Detroit streets

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter  2 года назад +3

      Thank you for the support however we’re just focusing on one aspect of human behavior which is dealing with violent criminal behavior and in most cases the most serious criminal attackers are armed with guns and knives. This is all why our videos focus mostly on guns and knives for that level of contact. The majority of our videos however focus on escaping or controlling aggression to avoid violence.

  • @loganlouie9822
    @loganlouie9822 2 года назад +19

    The other dude was flinching before he even touched him he looked like he wanted to cry lol

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 2 года назад +641

    "Hey John come over here"
    * Camera starts rolling *
    "Very painful"

    • @thedroogs8019
      @thedroogs8019 2 года назад +1

      hilarious

    • @jayjohnson7140
      @jayjohnson7140 2 года назад

      that makes no sense

    • @curtrolz7909
      @curtrolz7909 2 года назад

      @@jayjohnson7140 John didnt know about the demonstration

    • @curtrolz7909
      @curtrolz7909 2 года назад

      @@jayjohnson7140 and John, hope you'll alright after that demonstration.

    • @Madara-gt9mo
      @Madara-gt9mo 2 года назад

      Jesus loves u

  • @marquisbenton
    @marquisbenton 2 года назад +673

    Me: Scrolled pretty far down and didn't find any buttplug jokes.
    Also me: Very painful

  • @alexmaclean1
    @alexmaclean1 2 года назад +52

    Y'all should sell Tshirts that say "very painful".

  • @lodielieb8482
    @lodielieb8482 2 года назад +17

    The way he made him fly the last time

  • @namespacefnz
    @namespacefnz 2 года назад +1508

    My wife has that key chain in extra large. She uses it to protect her sock drawer 👍🏽 #safetyfirst

    • @dashing2293
      @dashing2293 2 года назад +103

      You may have a different problem my man

    • @RabidGummyBear
      @RabidGummyBear 2 года назад +48

      Lmmfaooooooo 10/10 bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You win today

    • @SandeepSingh-fc8et
      @SandeepSingh-fc8et 2 года назад +9

      LOL

    • @tjh_n1446
      @tjh_n1446 2 года назад +14

      S tier comment

    • @chaostemporary517
      @chaostemporary517 2 года назад +15

      I feel like the sock drawer and the bedside table has a unwritten rule to have those safety devices in them.

  • @stupidthefish1979
    @stupidthefish1979 2 года назад +1595

    “Hit it here”
    *Guy literally has a face of agony*
    Camerawoman: Wait show it again
    Guy: You’re fuckin kidding right

    • @z3phiro193
      @z3phiro193 2 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @Eyram
      @Eyram 2 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @kaiosama1237
      @kaiosama1237 2 года назад

      Hahajahahahahahahahahahaaaa

    • @kerwin1997
      @kerwin1997 2 года назад

      AHHAHAHAHA

    • @ricplay7890
      @ricplay7890 2 года назад

      I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamziggybeatz
    @iamziggybeatz 2 года назад +32

    "Show that one again"
    Bald guy: "bruh"

  • @braincloud9486
    @braincloud9486 2 года назад +18

    I watch these sometimes just to hear him say real fast "Detroit Urban Survival Training"

  • @forcex4
    @forcex4 2 года назад +1352

    The guy getting demonstrated on is not having a good time😂😂 his facial expressions are so funny

  • @227blackmagic
    @227blackmagic 2 года назад +1024

    Camera woman: "Do that again"
    Test Dummy: "Yo what th- ah!"

  • @pixelrage2052
    @pixelrage2052 2 года назад +2

    “Very painful”

  • @HyperX755
    @HyperX755 Месяц назад +2

    Press F to pay respects to the dude he was testing the keychain on

  • @conorwalsh5792
    @conorwalsh5792 2 года назад +1367

    Robber: pulls out gun 🔫 "give me your money"
    Me: pulls out this buttplug "I think not"
    Robber: "is that a buttplug?"
    Me: "no its my new self defense weapon"
    Robber: laughs at me

    • @Markiedreams
      @Markiedreams 2 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly

    • @SuperKiki93
      @SuperKiki93 2 года назад +34

      *Proceeds to poke the robber*
      Who's laughing now b****?!

    • @jordanlawson6331
      @jordanlawson6331 2 года назад +37

      Very painful

    • @rizkyekaputra9960
      @rizkyekaputra9960 2 года назад +10

      Very painful

    • @Jonas-lv7rw
      @Jonas-lv7rw 2 года назад +5

      In Europe this could work great because guns are very hard to aquire for robbers.

  • @prayashchhetri1039
    @prayashchhetri1039 2 года назад +1213

    Criminal: Has a gun, a direct shot to the chest.
    Me: "it's very painful"

  • @ramiroreyna1802
    @ramiroreyna1802 2 года назад +10

    Imagine the amount of people watching these videos to try them on their friends
    "Very painful"

  • @ShineOrSomething
    @ShineOrSomething 2 года назад +7

    Dude the bald guy looked in so much pain lol

  • @brianshae66
    @brianshae66 2 года назад +1361

    Officer: Puts the pointy side into his helpers rear. “Also very painful” 😳😖

  • @noahckim8050
    @noahckim8050 2 года назад +464

    Officer: *pointing the keychain to its butthole* "also very painful"
    Helper: God have mercy

    • @jwaj
      @jwaj 2 года назад +4

      😏😏😏

    • @davi8248
      @davi8248 2 года назад +4

      He's just using it for its actual purpose

    • @noahckim8050
      @noahckim8050 2 года назад +4

      @@davi8248 notice how your reply is edited

    • @seanmanwill2002
      @seanmanwill2002 2 года назад +1

      Comment of the day!

    • @andrewsmall6834
      @andrewsmall6834 2 года назад +1

      That's where the helper is like "fuck you man, i didn't sign up for this shit!"

  • @jordanxgaming9976
    @jordanxgaming9976 2 года назад +7

    My guy getting tossed around like a ragdoll🤣😂😂

  • @hamavery6476
    @hamavery6476 2 года назад +5

    “Show it again”
    Guy in the video: “NO DONT SHOW IT AGA- OWWWWW”

  • @Moliminous
    @Moliminous 2 года назад +2337

    Bro the fall guy is an amazing actor lol

    • @Cowboy_crab
      @Cowboy_crab 2 года назад +9

      I see you every where

    • @heyimchris473
      @heyimchris473 2 года назад +14

      I don’t think he’s acting this feels like abuse 😭😭😭 he’s really going hard on him shame

    • @alecblackburn6656
      @alecblackburn6656 2 года назад +1

      Acting? Clearly you've never heard of pressure points

    • @iPandy115
      @iPandy115 2 года назад

      You are everywhere x3

    • @alecblackburn6656
      @alecblackburn6656 2 года назад

      @Mr. Webb I've shown my gf about 16 pressure points so Incase she's ever needed to defend herself she can

  • @sander7295
    @sander7295 2 года назад +13693

    Just stab the attacker in the eye, in a real fight you won’t remember 80% of your classes/tutorials

  • @cizzi4340
    @cizzi4340 2 года назад +2

    That poor guy🤣🤣😂

  • @alech2303
    @alech2303 2 года назад +8

    The stunt guy just getting tossed around like a doll🤣🤣

  • @deangipartovi5852
    @deangipartovi5852 2 года назад +1201

    “Pulls out gun”
    “Just come here a little closer so I can use what I learned in self defense”

    • @brianphan00
      @brianphan00 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment!🙏🙏🙏

    • @fadziliqmal6493
      @fadziliqmal6493 2 года назад +2

      @@brianphan00 but seriously how to deal with someone using a gun with that

    • @terrellblack6152
      @terrellblack6152 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Nobody_3766
      @Nobody_3766 2 года назад +13

      @@fadziliqmal6493 you don't, you just die lol

    • @d_ward4871
      @d_ward4871 2 года назад +2

      And please stand still with no muscle movements

  • @literallynobody1757
    @literallynobody1757 2 года назад +1183

    Props to the bald guy for being the teachers example.

    • @seynpurrp
      @seynpurrp 2 года назад

      xD

    • @dylanplaskonos4009
      @dylanplaskonos4009 2 года назад

      @Cole S that's not the case at all..

    • @absolutelybrokengaming6147
      @absolutelybrokengaming6147 2 года назад

      @@dylanplaskonos4009 what is the case? I'm actually curious about going to Canada as I have two friends born and raised there who talk about how amazing it is for them and i can't say the same for america 😅

    • @dylanplaskonos4009
      @dylanplaskonos4009 2 года назад

      @@absolutelybrokengaming6147 Canada is way safer, but Cole is saying it isn't. I've lived in 2 provinces, both are from ridden. When I say it's safe, it's safe. Really tho, if you're going to the GTA in Ontario, just don't be in debt to the wrong people. Other then that, one of the safest countries.

    • @saltyfish7626
      @saltyfish7626 2 года назад +1

      @American Patriot Not really tho

  • @numbersummer0279
    @numbersummer0279 2 года назад +26

    Love how the guy is getting all this pain to demonstrate a keychain for defense😂😂😂😂😂

  • @liltripp241
    @liltripp241 2 года назад +21

    Very painful 👍

  • @markbueno9309
    @markbueno9309 2 года назад +896

    The demo man can’t help but flinch coz he know it is “very painful”. And hilarious too

    • @Alex-kv7pp
      @Alex-kv7pp 2 года назад +1

      the demoman from tf2 lmaoo

    • @markbueno9309
      @markbueno9309 2 года назад +5

      Wow this is the first time in my whole life that i got 226 likes on social media. I feel so honored imma wear my suit and tie later for my afternoon walk..

    • @madhurindian
      @madhurindian 2 года назад +1

      Take 263, this time try not to flinch 🤣

  • @willoww77
    @willoww77 2 года назад +883

    the girl: ‘show that again’
    the man getting demonstrated on: oh shit

  • @offcallykeraschannel5683
    @offcallykeraschannel5683 2 года назад +29

    I feel sorry for the bald guy he’s doing it on when the woman recording said do it again the bald guys face …why

  • @rodneymiller195
    @rodneymiller195 2 года назад +24

    I feel like he really beats his helper 😂🤣😂 dudes reactions are scared for real

  • @DecidedJet9
    @DecidedJet9 2 года назад +816

    "You can poke him in the eye *proceds to blind guys left eye * VERY PAINFUL"

  • @fatimar1119
    @fatimar1119 2 года назад +1449

    don’t worry guys, he’s fine. Hear the two taps every time they demonstrate something? That’s him saying it’s enough.

    • @mfauz96
      @mfauz96 2 года назад +32

      Yeah taping twice makes it not hurt. Dude demonstrating it is an asshole pushing too hard for a simple demonstration.

    • @dontgetbannedlol
      @dontgetbannedlol 2 года назад +56

      @@mfauz96 bruh he's volunteered he knows by now how the self defense demos go down

    • @mfauz96
      @mfauz96 2 года назад +13

      @@dontgetbannedlol yeah you don’t try to hurt the person. You demonstrate how to do it without harming the person. When you demonstrate a choke hold you don’t apply full pressure do you?

    • @NOTNIKOI
      @NOTNIKOI 2 года назад +1

      I see you are apart of the pfp cult Fatima

    • @asophxs
      @asophxs 2 года назад +12

      By saying he's "suffering" or "the guy is doing too much" you guys are completely denouncing the volunteer and his commitment to showing a proper demonstration as well as his resolve to keep going without complaint like bro took it without a flinch. That dude got more balls than you guys assume he does

  • @swety_blxy5429
    @swety_blxy5429 2 года назад +53

    Does he not care about that guys feelings😭😭

  • @sukhleendeepkaur
    @sukhleendeepkaur 2 года назад +5

    He after every technique very plain full and at the end that guy went YEEEEEEET 🤣🤣😂😂