The reason Michelle Yeoh was given the "First Asian identifying" women to win, was because homegirl in the 30's who won was not obviously of Asian decent and didn't advertise her ancestry. They are pretty much pointing out that Michelle is the first Asian to win who Hollywood knew was Asian.
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Michelle Yeoh (YO) winning the academy as the first "Identifying Asian" might actually has something to do with an actress named Merle Oberon, who herself won best actress back in 1935. Oberon who I think was part Asian, born in India, chose to hide her lineage and would instead tell people she was bon in Tasmania, Australia as a way to explain her exotic look. And she kept to that story until her death, only when her family finally came out and told the truth.
Dude, you DID get shadowbanned! I've been subbed for years and didn't realize how much I missed you until my archaic ass finally got the gumption to stop dissing RUclips shorts. Glad to see ya still hustlin!
Don't call me white, don't call me white The connotation's wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds stereotype But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite? Don't call me white, don't call me white I wasn't brought here, I was born Circumcised, categorised, allegiance sworn Does this mean I have to take such shit for being fair skinned? No! I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just your average Joe Don't call me white, don't call me white Don't call me white, don't call me white Represents everything I hate The soap shoved in your mouth to cleanse the mind A vast majority of sheep A buttoned collar, starched and bleached Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows They're so fucking ordinary white, don't call me white Oh, we're better off this way Oh, say what you're gonna say So go ahead and label me an asshole, 'cause I can Accept responsibility for what I've done But not for who I am Don't call me white, don't call me white Don't call me white, don't call me white Fat Mike, NOFX, 1994
20:35 STEEL PIPE CHRISSY MAKING AN APPEARANCE THIS EP then goes straight into.... 21:14 Chrissy in the FOGs lmao. Thanks for reminding me why I genuinely love everything you do besides the last JRE and Bad Friends
It’s anxiety Tuesday for real babes, just got a D on a dumb test required for my stupid bachelors degree and I’m over it. Really needed a pick me up so shout out Chris and Pimpy for always making me laugh
Merle Oberon passed as white to get roles. As a history buff I'm surprised you don't know anything at all about passing, it's been going on forever and continues to this day.
@@chrisdcomedy As a Chinese-American, I hereby give you permission to identify as an Asian Woman. And make no mistake.... If you are in the San Francisco Chinatown area; swing by the Wing Kong Exchange, and I'll give you a tour. We'll make you an honorary member.
My friends and I are going to your show in Fort Myers and I gotta tell ya- it's very fitting that the show didn't sell out at a venue called The Ranch, this town is a joke 😂 As a Fort Myers native and fan of yours, please PLEASE roast us tf out of us tomorrow!!!😁
Chris, you made a flagrant joke with one of your guests a few weeks back where you punched them in the leg to make him feel like he was on flagrant because he was bumped. It is the silliest joke but I still laugh at it in my head at least once a day. Keep up the good work and I'll see you at the Sydney show.
Yo I live in Ft Myers…The freakin Ranch dog lol it’s a country bar with a riding bull might be bomb central 😂😂 clip it!!! I’ll be there to watch. Big fan I’ll see ya in Tampa too much better I’m guessing 😅
Regarding the psycho woman at the kids dance, good on you for keeping a watchful eye. That’s a fuckin predator. Every single thing about that story says predator… They come in all forms, not just creepy old guys.. They can be anyone. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, odds are its a god damn duck, don’t let someone’s status or gender or anything else blind you from creepy as fuck behavior… Trust your instinct to protect your kid. Especially these days.
Sicily is very different than the rest of Italy. It has a lot of North African influences. Hence "Arrabiata".... which is one of my favorite dishes. Same is true for Andalusia Spain.
Chrissy can turn a rainy day into rainbows and sunshine🌞🌈
Yasssss babe
@@chrisdcomedy haha. Chris and rainbows go together like Oreos and milk. 😆
🤣 that Tennessee senator might love Chris
So can 'RuPaul'...whats your point, dear!?
@@radium1977 what? Lmfao
I personally like it when Chris just talks and makes jokes. Who needs guests
I agree solo pods are the way
Sometimes the dynamic between two people can be completely new to either guest or host, but Chris is insanely capable so I agree with you
Sure, solo pods are great... But imagine Chrissy, Mike Cannon and The Homeless Pimp making an episode on mushrooms... 🤯
Hotels
The part just before the 15min mark is him wording around “reverse racism”. He won’t say it though.
I actually love when it’s just Chrissy like I like guests but it hits different when it’s just Chrissy
I prefer an hour of Chrissy just vibing alone with v and Pimpy vs having a guest
I’m all about this Chrissy therapy session with V and Pimp
listening to Chris talk about movies is like listening to a farmer talk about urban architecture
I love the way he gets physically uncomfortable when he says something he knows he shouldn’t but its still funny
The reason Michelle Yeoh was given the "First Asian identifying" women to win, was because homegirl in the 30's who won was not obviously of Asian decent and didn't advertise her ancestry. They are pretty much pointing out that Michelle is the first Asian to win who Hollywood knew was Asian.
They didn't care back then. There's so much Chinese money in Hollywood now. That's why
How ridiculous 🙄
So then why doesn’t she just say she’s Asian? 😂
I’m the first transgender Eskimo to sew a flashlight into a giant stuffed crab and I call him Chrissy Claws 🦞
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If I had money for gas, tickets and dinner I'd so send my son and his wife to an Ohio show. 🤣 Life is still f*cking brilliant!
This glow up gives me hope.
Pimp's sigh + "who wouldn't @5min26 is EVERYTHING!!
I wish you had a daily show lol
WHY....so he gets burned out??
😊😊
He wouldn't be as funny imo because he would have writers and a whole team behind him where as this he can be himself
Patreon fans: “Longer content pls”
Chrissy: *“literally die”*
😂😂😂😅 get some sleep, babes! You’re big timing us!!
Also kept claiming his special was going on RUclips or Patreon but he's also Chrissy White Lies
Chrissy is a straight up habitual liar but he's a funny FF
Bro !!! Show some balls and do Legion of Skanks
Chris looks more slim than my bank account. #chrissycollarbones
Slimmer is an option.
Chrissy's pigment and shirt blends into the wall perfectly
Get Matt Rife on your pod!!!
Michelle Yeoh (YO) winning the academy as the first "Identifying Asian" might actually has something to do with an actress named Merle Oberon, who herself won best actress back in 1935. Oberon who I think was part Asian, born in India, chose to hide her lineage and would instead tell people she was bon in Tasmania, Australia as a way to explain her exotic look. And she kept to that story until her death, only when her family finally came out and told the truth.
The Academy sold out to the CCP
Omg thank you Pimp for getting Chris back on track! He’s WILD! #squirrel!!!
the whiplash I got from Chris talking about the drunk woman at the daddy/daughter dance straight into an ad read
Within the first 2 minutes I’m already smiling from ear to ear and my shitty day is 100x better! I love you Chrissy! 💜
I love that i got an ad for the super maximum retro show while watching this
Dude, you DID get shadowbanned! I've been subbed for years and didn't realize how much I missed you until my archaic ass finally got the gumption to stop dissing RUclips shorts. Glad to see ya still hustlin!
Happy Anxiety Tuesday to the Christians, Puerto Ricans, babes, + buds. If I could I'd give you all a kiss on the lips!
This one was a banger Chrissy. I LOVE the solo pods.
I would love for Chris to have Matt on!!!💖
Matt "The Shaman" McCuckster??????
Don't call me white, don't call me white
The connotation's wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite?
Don't call me white, don't call me white
I wasn't brought here, I was born
Circumcised, categorised, allegiance sworn
Does this mean I have to take such shit for being fair skinned? No!
I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just your average Joe
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Represents everything I hate
The soap shoved in your mouth to cleanse the mind
A vast majority of sheep
A buttoned collar, starched and bleached
Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows
They're so fucking ordinary white, don't call me white
Oh, we're better off this way
Oh, say what you're gonna say
So go ahead and label me an asshole, 'cause I can
Accept responsibility for what I've done
But not for who I am
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Fat Mike, NOFX, 1994
YAASSSSSSS 🌈
20:35 STEEL PIPE CHRISSY MAKING AN APPEARANCE THIS EP then goes straight into....
21:14 Chrissy in the FOGs lmao. Thanks for reminding me why I genuinely love everything you do besides the last JRE and Bad Friends
Andrew shultz sent me for your 911 story. I binged ur stand up all day. Pumped to see you have a podcast. New subscriber ❤.
You ever see his History Hyenas?
Was it Steve Byrne & Joe Gatto!? Justice for Joey Roses #ImpracticalDropouts
That’s so WILD you brought up Scott Mendelson. His brother was my 9th grade history teach at stoneman Douglas high school back in 2005 😂
Saddest thing about that new intro song is she’s probably a 1st grade teacher 👩🏫
Great find! With that film I’d stick to outdoor photos. You’ll get some very cool and stylized images with that! Enjoy!
sucks when people cancel doesn't it boy?? Don't throw stones in those glass houses brother and be cooler.
I bought tickets to Sydney right away, can’t wait!!!
Please do a Perth show! We're the most isolated city and need a little ladder 14 action, IT IS WHAT IT IS!
Hey, man.... is the Brass Monkey Bar & Grill still there?
Great stuff on Kill Tony Chris.
DAM! You you not coming down to Melbourne when in Australia? Such a better nightlife and comedy scene!
The "fuck it we ball" attitude by Chrissy is what real chaos means
No it is not
Starting a tv show/movie in the middle and just “figuring out” what’s going on is the definition of chaos 😂❤
tysm for always making me smile ✨️
Can't wait to see you in Jacksonville this weekend! Come to St. Augustine next time, it's the oldest city in the country, lots of history tours too 🤙🏽
Loving the outro song hahaha
What we all want to know is when is V going to guest star on Chrissy Chaos???
Chrissy looking chrispy
15:23 I love when podcasters start getting candid and then there’s immediately an edit
It’s pimps laugh in the background that cracks me up every time 😂
It’s awful.
Reminds me of Tom seguras podcast a little too much
@@filipenunes1987 no that would be nadav
@@kurtsteven6228 that laugh ruined ymh for me.
@@B.sacamano I’m with you
When he said that Banco Popular was safe, I was so relieved!!! But then again they basically have all of our islands money so they should be alright!
The song at the end🤣🤣
I have never subscribed to patreon for anything, but after hearing Chrissy's rant about unhappy customers I'm going to sign up 👍
Please do
It’s anxiety Tuesday for real babes, just got a D on a dumb test required for my stupid bachelors degree and I’m over it. Really needed a pick me up so shout out Chris and Pimpy for always making me laugh
Stop saying uuuummmm all the time Chrissy!! ❤❤
Increase the contrast on the tighter shot plsss. No diss
You know who would be a good guest? This Greek piece I know. He’s a good kid. Es lo que es.
Wait whatttt he is doing msg now!??? Chrissssy you are doing so amazing 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹we love you
"I can't because I have to do something for you!!!" LOL might be truest fact chaos ever said
When is V going to be a guest?
I think the daddy daughter thing could be because some daughters maybe dont have a dad:/ LMAO
come to Atlanta doc!
Merle Oberon passed as white to get roles. As a history buff I'm surprised you don't know anything at all about passing, it's been going on forever and continues to this day.
Come to Melbourne dude!
love the new vice series babe
Love ya!!
@@chrisdcomedy
As a Chinese-American, I hereby give you permission to identify as an Asian Woman.
And make no mistake....
If you are in the San Francisco Chinatown area; swing by the Wing Kong Exchange, and I'll give you a tour.
We'll make you an honorary member.
Who tf was the drunk lady at the dance?! Like, a teacher? Was she there with anybody? Surprised they didn't get her out asap
Love u guys,hoping to get tickets for Sydney ❤️🤍💙
You guys gotta have Tina Friml on your pod. I’d LOVE to see you interview her. Hilarious comic!
Can’t wait to see you in Fort Myers man!!
43:44 if that isn’t the most Benny Hill type British s**t ever I dunno wtf is 😂
When you get a Vice Chris Distefano ad before your Chris Distefano video
11:50 wei zhong xian. 🤣🤣
I wonder if the truck driver unsubscribed 😂
I live on staten island and need a job. I'm also a mobile dispensary. Let's go Chrissy
Only dispensary products?
It's no longer okay for daddies to exist, we need to make sure our girls are completely confused, lost, and broken.
No please lol
Opening song is the new Disney Princess.
I left FOG bye bye Patreon … didn’t announce it but I will now babe
My friends and I are going to your show in Fort Myers and I gotta tell ya- it's very fitting that the show didn't sell out at a venue called The Ranch, this town is a joke 😂 As a Fort Myers native and fan of yours, please PLEASE roast us tf out of us tomorrow!!!😁
A true banger of an intro/outro song
Chris, you made a flagrant joke with one of your guests a few weeks back where you punched them in the leg to make him feel like he was on flagrant because he was bumped. It is the silliest joke but I still laugh at it in my head at least once a day. Keep up the good work and I'll see you at the Sydney show.
Lmao I'm re watching vampire diaries right now, he's talking about Nina Dobrev
Yo I live in Ft Myers…The freakin Ranch dog lol it’s a country bar with a riding bull might be bomb central 😂😂 clip it!!! I’ll be there to watch. Big fan I’ll see ya in Tampa too much better I’m guessing 😅
I couldn’t tell if he was joking or serious about Asians not being POC. I mean they aren’t white
Come to Melbourne chrissy
Chrissy looking like Chris Evans with that new bod! Keep it up Captain Chaos!
Mann all my favorite podcasters goin through it. Statistically Chrissy’s in for somethin brutal🤣🤣
Heart attack in turbulence makes so much more sense then blunt force trauma Wich is what I thought of
That end sequence 💯🫡
Thank you for the shout out telling me to decapitate myself. Great episode Chrissy!
Listening to this as I get ready for the first day back to work after my friend died. Gonna try to keep up the silly energy. Thanks, guys. 🤍
Regarding the psycho woman at the kids dance, good on you for keeping a watchful eye. That’s a fuckin predator. Every single thing about that story says predator… They come in all forms, not just creepy old guys.. They can be anyone. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, odds are its a god damn duck, don’t let someone’s status or gender or anything else blind you from creepy as fuck behavior… Trust your instinct to protect your kid. Especially these days.
Chris, you should talk to your venue, “the ranch” and see if a comedian has sold that place out. If they have someone see if they can shout you out
Chrissy on Carton and Roberts right now! ❤️❤️❤️
I love you chrissy I hope u feel better soon 💓
Mark normand bailed?
The stomach flu has been wild this year all over the country. I caught it in Ohio and it was absolutely B.R.U.T.A.L.
The new boob song is fire.
I'm sicilian and have been called black since Sicily is very close to Africa
Sicily is very different than the rest of Italy. It has a lot of North African influences.
Hence "Arrabiata".... which is one of my favorite dishes.
Same is true for Andalusia Spain.
Matt R ❤
Chrissy giving top tier wei zhong xian
Chris, I can not wait for the Newport show man!
"i just throw up"
The quaxxxinated rich life sounds horrible
I'd love to watch super maximum retro show... but I live in Canada 🇨🇦... come on!
@5:58 Vikings his name is Ragnar! How dare you !!