EJ's Neato Stat: Chuck Learns Spanish

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  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2016
  • Chuck gets a lesson in Spanish in this edition of Neat-O.
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  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 7 лет назад +1949

    Chuck evidently thinks about eight different phrases mean "my friend"

    • @cantoxii6016
      @cantoxii6016 4 года назад +77

      yes because everyone's a friend to the chuckster

    • @mmmmm_monke8828
      @mmmmm_monke8828 3 года назад +107

      @@cantoxii6016 not the big ole women down in San Antonio😂

    • @XarnesGaming
      @XarnesGaming 3 года назад +22

      @@mmmmm_monke8828 Victoria's a secret down there

    • @mmmmm_monke8828
      @mmmmm_monke8828 3 года назад

      @@XarnesGaming nice profile pic

  • @tobiojo10
    @tobiojo10 6 лет назад +1610

    When ernie loses it then you know it's comedy gold

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад +33

      Yup I Love Ernie Johnson He's So Funny!

    • @seantaylor4323
      @seantaylor4323 3 года назад +8

      Yall got the same humor as earnie

    • @RONEFFECT
      @RONEFFECT 3 года назад +11

      yea when Chuck got mad at Shaq because of the "its 1 2 3 not 1 2 back to 1 " was way funnier me to because of Ernie

    • @kentarostory9961
      @kentarostory9961 3 года назад +5

      I totally agree!!! I love Ernie man!!!

    • @danieldimeglio7266
      @danieldimeglio7266 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha yes bro! Well said 😂😂

  • @_kickroxx_9706
    @_kickroxx_9706 8 лет назад +1181

    Man I wish I had a job backstage at TNT to witness all of this live!!

    • @joshvilla2785
      @joshvilla2785 8 лет назад +14

      Honestly right!!!

    • @TheSpokenWisdom
      @TheSpokenWisdom 8 лет назад +71

      +Jordan Morales Best Job ever.! I always hear them cracking up in the background and then the jealousy sinks in lol

    • @RandomShowerThoughts
      @RandomShowerThoughts 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @dannyrangel9078
    @dannyrangel9078 8 лет назад +767

    They always coming at my boy chuck😂😂😂😂

    • @skeeter1858
      @skeeter1858 Год назад +7

      Cause he can take a joke unlike shaq

  • @thejflores1219
    @thejflores1219 3 года назад +108

    One of them should have been “San Antonio tiene mujeres muy grandes”

    • @gogotero99
      @gogotero99 2 года назад +4

      Porque San Antonio esta molesto contigo Chuck?

    • @flakesofgoat2686
      @flakesofgoat2686 2 года назад

      JAKAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA

    • @weiyu114
      @weiyu114 2 года назад

      I don’t know Spanish but I get what you’re saying.

  • @davidtran2026
    @davidtran2026 8 лет назад +637

    The last 3 questions were killer, especially if you watched a previous segment on Inside the NBA about Chuck's story about his bracelet.

  • @irvingjimenez3516
    @irvingjimenez3516 8 лет назад +556

    Ernie is having the laugh of his life hahaha. Love this Inside the NBA squad.

    • @NeoAndersonChannel1
      @NeoAndersonChannel1 Год назад +1

      No the laugh of his life was the "1,2, 3 not 1, 2 - back to 1" from Shaq. But this is a close #2

  • @gs8gam1ng80
    @gs8gam1ng80 7 лет назад +410

    that wheezing laugh at 3:38 gets me everytime lol

  • @_MezzoForte23
    @_MezzoForte23 Год назад +18

    The little laugh at 4:30 cuz Ernie can't hold it in is just amazing

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright 4 года назад +62

    00:13 Ernie forgets to say “unsullied by sponsorships” because he’s so excited for this segment

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 2 года назад +2

      He can barely contain his laughter even in the beginning

  • @axelstone7325
    @axelstone7325 4 года назад +88

    The “Señol” doing the Spanish speaking needs a lesson or two as well.

    • @ericgittleman4324
      @ericgittleman4324 2 года назад +8

      That's a feature of the Caribbean accent, i.e., Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic. Whomever provided the voice was probably from either of those two places. In Andalucía (the south of Spain) the opposite is true: Ls sound like Rs, such as "curtura." Of course, that does not excuse the character generator operator from poor transcription.

  • @envgaming
    @envgaming 11 месяцев назад +10

    There is no greater joy in life than hearing Ernie Johnson laughing. Bless that man

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад +96

    The Laughs EJ Does From 3:38 to 4:34 is Comedy Gold!

  • @sclogse1
    @sclogse1 8 лет назад +92

    You know, the thing is, Chucks face when he smiles still has that natural childs sweetness that most men lose. He smiles, doesn't get it, and makes everybody smile too. Somebody else who has that, and has to be very careful when he plays bad guys, is Jon Voight. He's great as a bad guy now, but as soon as he smiles, he still looks like a big kid.

  • @matrix9789
    @matrix9789 6 лет назад +55

    I love how he adds “my friend” to everything!

  • @free2play
    @free2play 8 лет назад +1131

    "We got to get it in before trump put the wall up" LOL

    • @NITROUSOXIDE921
      @NITROUSOXIDE921 8 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @MCFoultier
      @MCFoultier 7 лет назад +32

      what you mean those were the days, they are still the same

    • @kalebcurryross4406
      @kalebcurryross4406 5 лет назад

      That is so funny 😂

    • @xavimontagud1918
      @xavimontagud1918 5 лет назад

      free2play sabes que el español no proviene de México no?
      You know that Spanish does not come from Mexico,does it?

    • @bobbywall172
      @bobbywall172 5 лет назад +12

      Trump is my man, chuck, so are you!!

  • @nchakrou
    @nchakrou 8 лет назад +240

    that was probably the funniest moment ever on this show!

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 8 лет назад +17

      the Phoenix rants are up there too along with the diaper change

    • @Xkingluis23
      @Xkingluis23 8 лет назад +22

      +Christian 0000 chuck's bracelet story may be GOAT

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 8 лет назад +3

      King he has too many but my personal fav is the kazaam joke on Shaq, that was gold

    • @Xkingluis23
      @Xkingluis23 8 лет назад

      +Christian 0000 which one?

    • @frevazz3364
      @frevazz3364 2 года назад

      The steam room story was the best ever on Inside the NBA, and television in general, but this is up there. The steam room story was soo good that they used jokes from that for this segment.

  • @altie29
    @altie29 8 лет назад +99

    EJ was DYING at the last three ahahaha

  • @tomc9641
    @tomc9641 8 лет назад +446

    Kenny and EJ clearly know the joke, and probably the Spanish. But you can tell from him face Shaq wouldn't of had a clue if he'd been asked

    • @JanetMarieRose73
      @JanetMarieRose73 5 лет назад +17

      LOL I think Ernie, Kenny and Shaq were given the answers ahead of time!

    • @chrismatzenbach1967
      @chrismatzenbach1967 5 лет назад +40

      I’m actually really impress of Kenny remembers that much Spanish from just four years in college. He’s probably travelled abroad a bunch so maybe he practices. He was laughing about as soon as the words came up so yeah either he’s good or they all had the answers but chuck

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 4 года назад +2

      Tom C I don’t get it

    • @ChessJourneyman
      @ChessJourneyman 3 года назад +5

      @@chrismatzenbach1967 it was very basic...a buffoon would understand those after having watched a few soap operas, let alone studied the language

    • @vanchark
      @vanchark 2 года назад +1

      @@ChessJourneyman you sound like a hater

  • @MrThatbme43
    @MrThatbme43 8 лет назад +213

    Me voy,My dog!!! HAHAHAHAH

    • @hd2face394
      @hd2face394 6 лет назад

      What About Bob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theprodigyhq9871
      @theprodigyhq9871 5 лет назад

      What About Bob that one had me crying

  • @zack2292
    @zack2292 6 лет назад +48

    The laugh at 3:59 had my looking around to see if a demon was watching me💀

  • @frevazz3364
    @frevazz3364 2 года назад +14

    "Can I have your bracelet"
    "mi amigo"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidrichardson8523
    @davidrichardson8523 8 лет назад +87

    I love these guys. So much positive energy, I always get excited when I see a new post.

    • @lvfootball41
      @lvfootball41 8 лет назад +1

      Subscribe to run through the tape. He posts full episodes.

    • @davidrichardson8523
      @davidrichardson8523 8 лет назад +1

      +Eaglesfan41 thanks man I appreciate it. By the way I'm an eagles fan to!

  • @williamsmith4212
    @williamsmith4212 8 лет назад +220

    yo Charles Barkley is the funniest person...every time I watch him I can't stop laughing...he needs his own show or a show with just him and shaq

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 8 лет назад +16

      he's the funny uncle or old head

    • @damiester1
      @damiester1 6 лет назад +12

      lol nah, Shaq's being carried.

    • @tobiojo10
      @tobiojo10 6 лет назад +22

      william smith nah Bro, EJ is the glue that keeps it all together

  • @106andie
    @106andie Год назад +5

    I didn’t know Ernie knew Spanish, I loved how hilarious the questions got progressively 😂

  • @azharizalfajar2337
    @azharizalfajar2337 8 лет назад +95

    This is maybe one of the best E.J's Neat-O Stat of The Night ever. ever. ever. Unless you don't get the joke. LOL

  • @bschro7146
    @bschro7146 Год назад +8

    I could literally learn Spanish better by watching Chuck mess up Spanish than in an actual college course haha

  • @alpha9659
    @alpha9659 8 лет назад +90

    03:35 - 03:40 ... That laugh though 😂

  • @hashir5347
    @hashir5347 5 лет назад +7

    Every time im having a bad day i watch this show. They have great chemistry.

  • @12WeMet1
    @12WeMet1 6 лет назад +25

    That ms the hardest I’ve ever seen EJ laugh haha

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад +20

    Seeing EJ Losing It is So Funny At The Last 3 Ones LOL!

  • @louneau
    @louneau 8 лет назад +13

    omg.... I laugh to hard by watching this, Chuck is something else man.😂😂😂

  • @freakmetal23
    @freakmetal23 8 лет назад +34

    Omg you guys had me cracking up. I speak Spanish and this was hilarious.

  • @Chilax
    @Chilax 8 лет назад +169

    Kenny actually knows his Spanish

    • @therealneal3034
      @therealneal3034 6 лет назад +8

      Chilax I think his wife is Hispanic 😂

    • @jaeehovaa
      @jaeehovaa 5 лет назад +12

      The Real Neal no she ain't she's from England , and is black and white lol .

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 5 лет назад +27

      Kenny knows spanish, he used to play in Houston

    • @chrismatzenbach1967
      @chrismatzenbach1967 5 лет назад +8

      It really impressed me. He said during it he took four years in college, that’s actually not a lot unless you keep it up and practice over the years. Obvs he can travel whenever wherever but he clearly keeps up on it. Smart dude

  • @ivanbatista95
    @ivanbatista95 8 лет назад +11

    Omg can these guys never retire

  • @Itsmeshree99
    @Itsmeshree99 Год назад +5

    3:46 he still has that bracelet😂😂😂

  • @heartsolesneakerclub7829
    @heartsolesneakerclub7829 5 лет назад +9

    Ernie laughing was the icing on the cake lol

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 5 лет назад +1

      @Sole Search Yup LOL Ernie Johnson Kills Me Big Time!

  • @RetroRogue.
    @RetroRogue. 2 года назад +4

    I've said it for a long time. They need to turn this into a show. I could listen to them for ever definitely 4 hours.

  • @nikiedmonds6236
    @nikiedmonds6236 5 лет назад +13

    Ernie was cracking up! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jeff-ex2iq
    @Jeff-ex2iq 6 лет назад +18

    3:38 i think Ernie got a asthma attack

  • @puffpuffgreenstuff
    @puffpuffgreenstuff 8 лет назад +21

    Oh man this had me rolling ahaha always can count on chuck for a good laugh

  • @tejas81
    @tejas81 7 лет назад +17

    4:43 Shaq be like "ha ha its not funny cuz its not my joke"

  • @imallfordabulls
    @imallfordabulls 8 лет назад +21

    Pure gold.

  • @deannalarsen7161
    @deannalarsen7161 2 года назад +4

    I love when Ernie loses it. Always cracks me up!

  • @jonathantrauner3742
    @jonathantrauner3742 2 года назад +3

    The best video, it never stops getting hilarious

  • @scottanderson9887
    @scottanderson9887 6 лет назад +6

    Can my mans Ernie get a sponsorship for this segment? He deserves it

  • @CarolusXCI
    @CarolusXCI 7 лет назад +12

    "no more diet my friend"
    hahaha

  • @isboredandonline
    @isboredandonline 5 лет назад +10

    Man, EJ losing it to this is the best

  • @oN3xShOtxkilL
    @oN3xShOtxkilL 2 года назад +2

    “grandes mujeres ole en San Antonio” - Señor Barkley

  • @matsosa
    @matsosa 4 года назад +8

    If you don’t know why the Spanish sentences were so funny, I highly recommend you watch the clip of Chuck explaining how he got the bracelet he’s wearing😂😂

  • @billykotsos4642
    @billykotsos4642 4 года назад +1

    This segment alone deserves an Emmy

  • @Matt_Zink
    @Matt_Zink 3 года назад +4

    Ernie’s laugh is the best part of the whole thing

  • @LaTrey_95
    @LaTrey_95 7 лет назад +9

    "No you cant have my bracelet" 😂😂😂

  • @DoubleYT
    @DoubleYT 4 года назад +7

    Ernie's laughs on the last 3: Squealing Pig, Demon knocking at the door, man getting strangled.
    I don't know if this or "1, 2, back to 1" was better

  • @markgilmateo3658
    @markgilmateo3658 3 года назад +1

    The Steam Room really is a classic. That should be top of the best moments of the decade!

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv Год назад

      So classic that the podcast hosted by Chuck and Ernie is called "the steam room"

  • @b4Sed1593
    @b4Sed1593 6 лет назад +2

    This needs to be a yearly thing

  • @louisv1906
    @louisv1906 8 лет назад +19

    30 seconds in and I'm dying 😂

  • @DeAdLiNebg
    @DeAdLiNebg 3 года назад +2

    Watch Chuck's bracelet story if you haven't already :D It would make more sense why they are laughing so much.

  • @dieegotexeneize
    @dieegotexeneize 7 лет назад +8

    Loved how Kenny loses it with the last one

  • @todddole5844
    @todddole5844 5 лет назад +4

    Ernie killing me😂 Love that guy

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад +7

    Nothing is More Fun Then Hearing Ernie Johnson Losing It During This Segment It's Comedy Gold!

  • @_inked_out
    @_inked_out 8 лет назад +74

    "tenel" "vapol" c'mon tnt ya'll slacking in your translations lol

    • @anthony73125
      @anthony73125 4 года назад +20

      Some Cuban dude translating no cap

    • @ArmoredMexican
      @ArmoredMexican 3 года назад

      I think that’s actual Spain Spanish

    • @markhenderson1177
      @markhenderson1177 3 года назад +7

      @@ArmoredMexican no in spain we say tener and vapor, these guys got some bum to translate it for them

  • @UncaTammyShow
    @UncaTammyShow 8 лет назад +3

    LOL I love this show

  • @SuperBryant1985
    @SuperBryant1985 5 лет назад +2

    That's had me Rollin tho I'm still learning my Spanish to. But Chuck is almost there tho the last three in Spanish was the funniest

  • @thealphabet5073
    @thealphabet5073 2 года назад

    EJ is a legend! Respect!

  • @lonewolfx499
    @lonewolfx499 2 года назад

    I love how they told that story.

  • @tracieoshiro9618
    @tracieoshiro9618 8 лет назад +1

    Love you guys! Hilarious

  • @idk_anymore-_-
    @idk_anymore-_- 3 года назад

    how was this 5 years ago? Time really does fly

  • @joeyslats31
    @joeyslats31 8 лет назад +6

    the bracelet story references!

  • @guccilou814
    @guccilou814 5 лет назад +7

    Bruh Earnie’s laugh has me dead

  • @vincentvalenzuela6972
    @vincentvalenzuela6972 8 лет назад +5

    a beer please lol we all could understand that lol

  • @justoriantal
    @justoriantal 2 года назад +1

    Hey this clip of the Neato is as far from now as the clip they showed was from then. Interesting

  • @bigmez83
    @bigmez83 5 лет назад

    I love chuck. Period.

  • @WEBBER_
    @WEBBER_ 4 года назад +3

    "I got hello right!"

  • @stomp21
    @stomp21 8 лет назад +9

    man i swear shaq only cares about what chuck has to say and only interested when chuck talks LOL...his whole expression changes when chuck starts talking

  • @zotzcrew1893
    @zotzcrew1893 8 лет назад +8

    this had me rolling!!!!

  • @sirboofy5977
    @sirboofy5977 4 года назад

    No joke this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • @vincentfesta9540
    @vincentfesta9540 4 года назад +1

    Ernies laugh is so contagious

  • @jerryesque3747
    @jerryesque3747 2 года назад

    The backstory about this makes this even more hilarious 😂

  • @PiccoloSaucin
    @PiccoloSaucin 3 года назад +1

    “I got hello right”
    “Took you five years”

  • @leemsadventures1007
    @leemsadventures1007 2 года назад +1

    "Hello my friend" 😭😂

  • @Aih1616
    @Aih1616 7 лет назад +4

    Chuck at his best

  • @Alex-ou4tn
    @Alex-ou4tn 4 года назад +17

    “Me voy”
    “My dog”
    💀

  • @giovanni_7191
    @giovanni_7191 5 лет назад

    Besides all others, Barkley has a very beautiful smile! :)

  • @HeyFrank
    @HeyFrank 8 лет назад +822

    Even the spanish ones were poorly written lol!

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 5 лет назад +12

      The only one was "dietea" lol

    • @Ninplayer543
      @Ninplayer543 5 лет назад +87

      There was also "tenel" instead of "tener"

    • @litedaya7657
      @litedaya7657 5 лет назад +1

      R. Vered it is not wrong, just frowned upon. Lol

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 лет назад +18

      @@linkin0983
      DÓNDE (not "DONDE"....even though it's OK since it was all caps..)
      PODRÍA not PODRIA.... debatable as well since it's OK to forget it when it's all caps
      &
      "tenel" should be tener

    • @edgaraurelius
      @edgaraurelius 5 лет назад +11

      ​@@linkin0983 In addition to the already mentioned "tenel", the last one goes from formal (usted) "podría" to informal (tú) with "ponerte tu toalla".

  • @robrtfit3939
    @robrtfit3939 3 года назад +1

    Chuck is funny asf im crying 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JG-oc9gc
    @JG-oc9gc 2 года назад

    And now this is 5 years ago

  • @HannaBoyOD
    @HannaBoyOD 8 лет назад +1

    I should be stayed up to watch this

  • @seanpowlesland1703
    @seanpowlesland1703 4 года назад

    This is still my favorite inside the NBA moment

  • @rzl5625
    @rzl5625 6 лет назад +3

    3:38 hahahaha. That laugh. :D

  • @davidswaroop79
    @davidswaroop79 2 года назад

    "That was 5 years ago"...This video got recommended to me saying "uploaded 5 years ago"

  • @bastlake
    @bastlake 8 лет назад +2

    Hopefully this means they can one day play, "¿Con quién juega para?"

  • @dpalaci0
    @dpalaci0 4 года назад +1

    He did good. Bien Carlos.

  • @plantbased5673
    @plantbased5673 5 лет назад +4

    Wow! Now I know not to waste my money on the Rosetta Stone Spanish course. 😂

    • @kimking5928
      @kimking5928 2 года назад

      I had the French one. I gave up after two days.

  • @angelreactztostuff1902
    @angelreactztostuff1902 Год назад

    It’s been 6 years lol have to bring this up

  • @felicianorafaelm.4298
    @felicianorafaelm.4298 Год назад +1

    HAHAHAHA the last questions are chuck's bracelet story HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @c0zmo87
    @c0zmo87 2 года назад +1

    I have never studied Spanish and I would have owned Chuck. So I think it is safe to say he hasn't studied but for some reason he knows what a churro is.

  • @DaddysFastestSwimmer
    @DaddysFastestSwimmer 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tenel? Is that a typo?

  • @HannaBoyOD
    @HannaBoyOD 8 лет назад +3

    Lolo loll man I'm crying watching this

  • @mikeancajas23
    @mikeancajas23 4 года назад

    this segment is way more entertaining with just Chuck and Ernie..hahahahaha