Exploring the SCP Foundation: The Three Moons Initiative

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 5 лет назад +2666

    "Witch Queen is dead"
    "Hell yeah, good riddance"
    "Respawn location is Earth"
    " O H S H I T "

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад +30

      Breadsticc

    • @mrhat1073
      @mrhat1073 4 года назад +93

      respawn location: daleport

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 4 года назад +44

      @@mrhat1073 guess she's in for a rude awakening.

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 4 года назад +9

      @Lucky Fucker I ruined it because I typed it wrong. If you don't understand Daleport well..

    • @markmulder9845
      @markmulder9845 4 года назад +5

      Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck...

  • @marvellousgsg493
    @marvellousgsg493 4 года назад +2624

    My favourite of the Three Moons censorship by far is when it was introduced to the "Lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to" stream. The first two or three hours plays as normal, however after a certain time, agents enter the room and inform the girl that while her studies are important and praiseworthy, she has to take care of herself too, and not over work herself. They then tuck her into bed, and the next 8 hours of the stream is just a shot of her empty desk, with soft breathing in the background as she sleeps.

    • @JustWhy_546
      @JustWhy_546 4 года назад +262

      MarvellousGSG That’s so wholesome, I love it

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 4 года назад +198

      We all know she failed her tests afterwards cuz this is SCP.

    • @anthonyj9299
      @anthonyj9299 4 года назад +65

      but she has SAT to take in 2 weeks 😱

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 4 года назад +214

      My favourite one was an episode of Barney the Dinosaur. The episode is changed into a 3 moons operative calling The Foundation a bunch if five year olds for apparently wanting to see Barney get vapourized.

    • @jchoneandonly
      @jchoneandonly 4 года назад +16

      Wait what?

  • @thegreatBarbossa
    @thegreatBarbossa 5 лет назад +1485

    "Drinks are on us when you arrive"
    Well I guess that's one thing to look forward too when the giant monkey eats us all.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 лет назад +28

      The great Barbossa Premium Edition I didn’t know Goku made it to Corbenic

    • @novaglitch6197
      @novaglitch6197 5 лет назад +29

      Ill be there sipping a Pan-galactic Gargleblaster with the boys when i show up.

    • @alissa2791
      @alissa2791 4 года назад +4

      The great Barbossa Premium Edition
      Not unless we drive freedom right up the monkeys bum and send it into the sun

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 4 года назад +4

      dylan somawardana But even so, still drinks on them when we get to Corbenic?

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 года назад +2

      At least in our dimension we won't be alive for the entire digestive process. Immortality sucks

  • @Strawberrymilkdrink
    @Strawberrymilkdrink 5 лет назад +2100

    Imagine the witch queen gets to earth and just gets stomped by any of the other elder gods that are on earth passively

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +158

      allan mallee In other words any of the benevolent deities currently on Earth like Pangloss or 343?

    • @Strawberrymilkdrink
      @Strawberrymilkdrink 5 лет назад +262

      @@undeadprinceofchaos3731 I wouldn't even say benevolent like imagine the flesh that hates just attacking her because she landing in the wrong place shes immortal but that wont stop it taking her over

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 5 лет назад +71

      allan mallee the flesh isn’t a god though. I’d like to see how she handles scp 3812 though.

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC 5 лет назад +153

      Cthulhu will just yeet that bitch back to space so he can go back to napping.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +35

      Comrade Cameron You mean Yaldabaoth? Uh hello?! She IS a god!

  • @Black_Claw175
    @Black_Claw175 5 лет назад +1210

    The fact you can say "Tactical Un-Donkification Ordinance" in such a serious tone just makes the name so much funnier. I can't stop laughing every time I hear read the words.

    • @SCP--ff1zg
      @SCP--ff1zg 4 года назад +7

      Xd

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +10

      You should watch his April Fools Playlist than.

    • @KyleJordanGaming
      @KyleJordanGaming 3 года назад +16

      Tactical Un-donkification is no laughing matter, friend. Do you know how many innocent people around the world suffer from the effects of donkification every day? I know it’s more than zero, and that’s all that matters. No, sir. Not on my watch.

    • @TmsTanim
      @TmsTanim 3 года назад +7

      Does undonkification strictly work on the entire body, or can it be more... selective as to which parts of the anatomy are undonkified? Asking for a donkified friend.

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 2 года назад

      it definitely caught me off guard, that's for sure

  • @dwindleberry4592
    @dwindleberry4592 4 года назад +164

    SCP 3922 is the funniest thing about the 3 moons. For a porno, the "video proceeds as normal, save for the seven SCP-3922-A instances who stand guard to ensure that any sex remains consensual. Said SCP-3922-A instances are equipped with rocket launchers."

    • @gamingdemigodxiii5630
      @gamingdemigodxiii5630 4 года назад +45

      So their okay with porn as long as it remains consensual? That's... actually reasonable.

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 4 года назад +32

      I assume they would have problems with pornography studios and the industry as it exists though

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 года назад +6

      @@TheTheThe_ Indeed

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr Год назад +8

      Sounds like mutual assured destruction, but with consent.

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 10 месяцев назад +1

      Seems a bit much, if those rocket launchers might kill victim as well as perp.

  • @RavenCloak13
    @RavenCloak13 5 лет назад +2805

    “After watching the series finale of Sesame Street, in which Elmo expressed fears over the end of the world.”
    Well, that’s got to single handedly be the darkest sentences written in the SCP Site...

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +36

      RavenCloak13 Does that episode of Sesame Street actually exist?!

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 5 лет назад +168

      Undead Prince of Chaos
      No, it’s just part of the in-universe tale. Though something similar did happen in Sesame Street just a more grounded issue. I think they did a special for like 9/11 or stuff like that to explain to kids in an easy to digest way. Similar to shows like Bear in the Big Blue House.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +20

      RavenCloak13 ok good, because there’s no way that they would actually make an episode like that!

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 лет назад +10

      I’m gonna go cry 😭

    • @DGP406
      @DGP406 5 лет назад +80

      it's actually a reference to the Dinosaurs TV series where they also express fear over the coming ice age

  • @michaelmoser7497
    @michaelmoser7497 5 лет назад +880

    Oh boy I can only imagine what they would do to Mr.Krabs after he sold Sponegebobs soul for 62 cents.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 5 лет назад +120

      They'll steam him and eat him with butter.

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 лет назад +47

      @@mosshivenetwork117 for all eternity

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 4 года назад +34

      @@justaamateur6533 Like, his death would be an endless method in which he will be cooked.
      Like a certain Italian mob boss.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 года назад +47

      I imagine the worst thing they could do to Mr. Krabs is to take all his money away. Pretty much, that'll do it. lol

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 4 года назад +18

      @@enduros5endy461 put his daughter in a tin.

  • @tablekun8690
    @tablekun8690 5 лет назад +334

    "Another immortal entity heading towards earth, so nothing new" perfectly normal move along.

  • @jayy7842
    @jayy7842 4 года назад +97

    The Three Moon Initiative: " No Autocrats"
    Also The Three Moon Initiative: "Obey or DIE"

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 5 лет назад +1021

    "Winnie the Pooh will not be decapitated for ruining Rabbit's Garden."
    This needs to be clarified. Which Winnie the Pooh are we talking about?

    • @duo496
      @duo496 5 лет назад +71

      Qardo the Winnie that committed arson

    • @lionguy4107
      @lionguy4107 5 лет назад +48

      @@duo496 my cat's name is winnie and even though i knew the context i just pictured my cat committing arson

    • @sfdgdrgdvxff
      @sfdgdrgdvxff 5 лет назад +18

      No bothers given

    • @thiccboi1779
      @thiccboi1779 5 лет назад +72

      Probably not the one running a communist dictatorship contaminated with a man made virus

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 лет назад +4

      @@thiccboi1779 Damn.....they are slipping man. Slipping! Where is that box? I need it to plug into for the local and global news station.

  • @HarlequinDaniel
    @HarlequinDaniel 5 лет назад +1005

    How bleak would a final “we know the world is ending” episode of Sesame Street be?!

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 лет назад +135

      HarlequinDaniel I imagine it would try to be as comforting and consoling as possible to help the kids

    • @MRgunjunrun
      @MRgunjunrun 5 лет назад +148

      Meanwhile in spongebob : "Why don't we take earth, and push it somewhere else ?"

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 лет назад +60

      V-ide-oron I mean that’s basically how the three moons initiative got started XD

    • @Mcaark
      @Mcaark 5 лет назад +39

      How many dead family members does Mikey have?
      ONE! ONE dead mommy, AH. AH. AH.
      TWO! TWO dead siblings, AH. AH. AH.

    • @henrymcdowell3103
      @henrymcdowell3103 4 года назад +60

      It's worth reading how it's described in the tale Radical Acceptance (www.scp-wiki.net/radical-acceptance):
      December 2nd. I sat in the onsite nuclear warhead's room of Base-19, popped open a cold one, and watched some TV on my laptop.
      Sesame Street. After 360 years on the air, their series finale came on the day before the world ended. I knew they dealt with some pretty heavy topics sometimes - lead poisoning and Mr. Hooper's death comes to mind, along with that one episode back in 2148 about dealing with radioactive fallout. But at least with all those other "very special" episodes, there was an element of hope. A promise that something better is coming, so long as we look out for it.
      This episode was called "Saying Goodbye."
      "Elmo heard the news guy say that the whole world was gonna go away tomorrow. You scared? …Elmo scared too."
      I dropped my beer.
      I closed my laptop.
      I walked into my office.
      I screamed.

  • @yungmythologist
    @yungmythologist 5 лет назад +599

    I'm incredibly fond of the weird "Lawful Neutral" tone this shit always takes.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад +12

      Breadsticc

    • @emrekaraman6877
      @emrekaraman6877 4 года назад +19

      @@lolface_9363 how did you come up with that incredibly original comment

    • @mattyboi7491
      @mattyboi7491 4 года назад +6

      It sort of reminds me of Welcome to Night Vale

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 года назад +19

      I'd say Three Moons is more an attempt at Lawful Good that went way too far and arrived at Lawful Stupid

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 4 года назад +1

      More like Chaotic Good

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 лет назад +2275

    I would prefer having four moons but hey I'm not judging other peoples choices in moon quantity.

    • @aerogrape6376
      @aerogrape6376 5 лет назад +62

      Justas quality over quantity my guy

    • @kussabook9247
      @kussabook9247 5 лет назад +49

      I prefer 5
      ...
      FIGHT ME

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 5 лет назад +15

      Ima 5 moon kinda guy

    • @timjennings4342
      @timjennings4342 5 лет назад +35

      I think things were better before the third moon showed up... damn three mooners, always so entitled.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +36

      Though from what we’ve been told, the moons of Corbenic aren’t really moons...but three dead Earths from three different realities

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +335

    “Jerard decided to do something about it the day before it arrived after watching the series finale of Sesame Street.”
    Strange place to get inspiration but I won’t judge.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 4 года назад +17

      Toaster I guess that when even Sesame Street starts getting bleak, one can’t help but think it’s about time they did something about this.

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 4 года назад +1

      Well I mean it is a teaching show lol

  • @skylerrutherford9870
    @skylerrutherford9870 5 лет назад +818

    The 3 moons initiative has forever ruined the Dark Knight and batman for me

    • @violatorut2003
      @violatorut2003 5 лет назад +7

      Skyler Rutherford and boyhood Lol

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 лет назад +52

      You spelled “fixed” wrong

    • @ME-kd1ko
      @ME-kd1ko 5 лет назад +19

      I want to see this version now.

    • @karos009
      @karos009 5 лет назад +8

      @@ME-kd1ko id like to see all of those versions :D

    • @nelsinki5177
      @nelsinki5177 5 лет назад +9

      I actually wish to know what will happen if SCP-3922 it's put around SCP-993, Bobble the Clown.

  • @exnomer5002
    @exnomer5002 5 лет назад +906

    *_"Tactical Undonkification Ordinance"_*
    I laughed so hard I died and went to Corbenic Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @christophersmirh1360
      @christophersmirh1360 5 лет назад +20

      UnDONKification

    • @additiveartificer9365
      @additiveartificer9365 5 лет назад +8

      "Undonkification"

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 5 лет назад +5

      Bounce by the ounce

    • @dalubnie
      @dalubnie 4 года назад +21

      SCP-3922's test log is full of hilarity. One of my favorites was them testing "Star Wars," which resulted in the 3MI confiscating the Death Star. Unsurprisingly, this prompted the Foundation to cancel their plans to test 3922 on "Dragonball Z."

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 4 года назад +4

      It was a weird story! They had to improvise!

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 5 лет назад +75

    10:10 “Winnie the Pooh won’t be decapitated for ruining Rabbit’s garden.”
    this is, without a doubt, the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 лет назад +459

    11:38 COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE biographical drama of the legendary Chicago Bulls player Michael Jordan
    Not gonna lie, I would want a copy of SCP-3922

    • @TheSonicfanx1
      @TheSonicfanx1 5 лет назад +3

      How.

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 5 лет назад +2

      What about of Dennis Rodman ? the bad boy of basketball

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 5 лет назад +32

      *Puts 3922 next to the tv as “Breaking Bad” plays*

    • @tyronewilliams7556
      @tyronewilliams7556 5 лет назад +2

      One of the best comments I've seen in a while. Drinks on me when you arrive 🍻

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 лет назад +21

      Fulgrim2 The test log for 3922 actually has records of tests done with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, Saul Goodman actually managed to lawyer his way out of a more serious punishment

  • @jax1384
    @jax1384 4 года назад +73

    You know you’re screwed when even Elmo loses hope

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 5 лет назад +118

    The Series Finale of Sesame Street where Elmo discusses his fear over the end of the world. That sounds about right I'm scared too Elmo.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +99

    I like how you briefly mentioned Lindon B. Johnson is the press secretary.

  • @Grab_001
    @Grab_001 5 лет назад +1090

    I mean, Authoritarian as it is, you can’t really argue with an anti fascist God Spider in control of your Afterlife and doesn’t want you eaten by a horrifying 10KM tall monstrous primate. Pretty solid in my opinion.

    • @rookie2552
      @rookie2552 4 года назад +7

      Breadsticc

    • @Skippinnfliplin
      @Skippinnfliplin 4 года назад +67

      Idk he sounds pretty damn facist to me. Maybe not racist, but certainly theocratic and disinterested in basic freedoms

    • @kintsuki99
      @kintsuki99 4 года назад +113

      @@Skippinnfliplin It doesn't seen to restrict any freedom and only cares for "moral" choices that are actions that affect someone other than the person committing the action.
      For example there are no mention of using drugs or living for pleasure being "wrong", what is said as wrong is slavery, violence against other humans and the like.

    • @bloodyax8070
      @bloodyax8070 4 года назад +27

      @@Skippinnfliplin Honestly I really don't see anything wrong with fascism at a certain point with, of course, a few clauses. As long as the fascism acts in a more libertarian manner then it could be good. I see a lot of humans that are too stupid for their own good and they end up hurting everyone in the process, a quick and efficient way to control them from doing this would be appreciated.

    • @theplaybunnyarcade3375
      @theplaybunnyarcade3375 4 года назад +89

      @@kintsuki99 that's literally just fascism. Every fascist thinks they're just enforcing good morals.

  • @gabrielbruce1977
    @gabrielbruce1977 4 года назад +107

    "The Initiative's press secretary, Lyndon B Johnson, assures the public that the process is painless, non-invasive, and does not affect libido, sothat'snice."
    This is even funnier when you know that LBJ nicknamed his peen Jumbo and was inordinately proud of it.

  • @colinwhelan2099
    @colinwhelan2099 4 года назад +69

    I see a lot of parallels connecting the Three Moons Initiative with the godlike entity that ruined the SCP 093 dimension. Concerned with people's sins, puts them in fancy goop, humbling ceremonies.
    But that's just me

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 4 года назад +69

    Jalahara: I fear no man, But that thing...
    *Dr. Bright*
    *It scares me*

  • @tanuki01
    @tanuki01 5 лет назад +63

    “The foundation is surely not convinced the Three Moon Initiative is one of them.”
    The foundation really doesn’t have a lot of say in that considering what they do

  • @usernameInvalid442
    @usernameInvalid442 5 лет назад +199

    "Winnie the Pooh won't get decapitated for ruining rabbits guarden"
    damn

  • @JCDentonCZ
    @JCDentonCZ 5 лет назад +979

    The Three Moons Initiative reminds me of C.S. Lewis' quote:
    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals."

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 5 лет назад +78

      That's incredibly on point, thanks for that quote

    • @weferin
      @weferin 5 лет назад +6

      Breadsticc

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 лет назад +42

      It really shows someone's lack of a purpose when they speak like that about a greater good
      quite ironic given he was a hardcore christian

    • @spacemansam3416
      @spacemansam3416 5 лет назад +11

      This can (somewhat) be applied to parenting

    • @dragonlord1935
      @dragonlord1935 5 лет назад +25

      This is the single most moronic and edgy quote I've heard in a long old while.

  • @kordelshorgar122
    @kordelshorgar122 5 лет назад +156

    a couple of hundreds of years from now: welcome to the 150th moon initiative...

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 4 года назад +6

      Eh, probaply more like thousands

    • @BlownOutSpeakers
      @BlownOutSpeakers 4 года назад +8

      Breadsticc

    • @Iceflkn
      @Iceflkn 4 года назад +9

      3 moons was A TERRIBLE choice for a name. When other Earth's arrive, and you know they will, those emblems will all need to be redone and renamed!
      Maybe a better choice would be, "Many Moons Initiative".

  • @dhmc45
    @dhmc45 5 лет назад +263

    "You are watched. You are protected. You are loved."
    - The Three Moons Initiative's motto

    • @BlownOutSpeakers
      @BlownOutSpeakers 4 года назад +13

      Breadsticc

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 3 года назад +1

      @@BlownOutSpeakers I have cancer thanks to you

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 3 года назад

      I don't know that I trust the definition of "love" coming from an immortal spider wizard. It seems likely that he lacks empathy for the human condition.

    • @infinityshitzuketakamuso4859
      @infinityshitzuketakamuso4859 3 года назад

      You are watched. You are protected. You are deeply fucked my son. 😂😂

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 3 года назад

      @@infinityshitzuketakamuso4859 Yer not my Dad, shuddup!

  • @josephchen1973
    @josephchen1973 5 лет назад +80

    So if the spider drinks too much moonshine, he will also die of liver failure and enter our realm as an immortal...

    • @kevinsiu3769
      @kevinsiu3769 5 лет назад +15

      That would be hilarious ngl

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 4 года назад +4

      bruh moment

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад +3

      Breadsticc

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 4 года назад +7

      The fact that their original "Base of Operations" is on DEEP SPACE over Corbenic surgest it came from an alternate universe [jike how each of the 3 "Moons" are actually Earth Planets that FAILED on their Plane_Shift maneuver and "landed" on this "Multiverse Nexus" in_between all realities], hence having passive inmortality.
      -> The fact that it "hates" the kilometer_tall "primates" known as Striders sugest that they did something nasty to them once (given their lack of inteligence, it was likely physical abuse that reality beding powers could not overcome); something that would be not-survivable without the "standard" regeneration.

    • @Iceflkn
      @Iceflkn 4 года назад +4

      The queen probably are a particularly nasty form of politician. That much ire and poison will kill ANYONE!

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 лет назад +153

    Story time with TES and it’s raining outside? Best night ever.

    • @JT-cs5og
      @JT-cs5og 5 лет назад +18

      Careful, there might be rain people staring outside.

    • @robdeskrd
      @robdeskrd 5 лет назад

      Like clone Fulgrim? He's the best Fulgrim, For The Emperor!

    • @Xirpzy
      @Xirpzy 5 лет назад +1

      More than rain here. Its a storm 🌀

    • @PlaceHolderMechanic
      @PlaceHolderMechanic 5 лет назад

      I thought TES was the elder scrolls

    • @robdeskrd
      @robdeskrd 5 лет назад

      @@PlaceHolderMechanic The Exploring Series

  • @slightlybraindead6848
    @slightlybraindead6848 5 лет назад +45

    "Tactical un-donkification ordinance" is my new favorite phrase.

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 5 лет назад +112

    We can't keep sending them recruits if we're all dead. So keeping us alive is in their best interest.

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 лет назад +26

      Colin Childress Ah but the people who die in every alternate universe also goto Corbenic, so realistically they could genocide a few thousand earths if they wanted to and it probably wouldn’t change anything. Actually I can’t remember if the SCP canon has infinite timelines or not, but I’m pretty sure they do

    • @thejondarianking7694
      @thejondarianking7694 5 лет назад +4

      breadsticc

    • @kenpanderz672
      @kenpanderz672 5 лет назад +10

      Pyrocumulus25
      wouldnt that imply that Corbenic is gaining infinite new arrivals every day? that sounds hard to manage.

    • @colinchildress1251
      @colinchildress1251 5 лет назад +6

      @@kenpanderz672 infinite police to control it all though.

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 лет назад

      John O. Not really, dc has a similar multiversal system.

  • @timothycoupland5832
    @timothycoupland5832 5 лет назад +244

    I didn’t want to know all this about the Three Moons Initiative. It was honestly...
    ... TMI

    • @Goose-pic
      @Goose-pic 5 лет назад +1

      no😂😂

    • @ajmeyers5661
      @ajmeyers5661 5 лет назад +23

      The Three Moons Initiative might have one of those tanks set aside for people who love puns. :P

    • @michaelkintzlinger2266
      @michaelkintzlinger2266 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my god it took me to long to get it

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 9 месяцев назад

      Damn good one

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 4 года назад +33

    So an almighty, multiversal empire of righteous immortal souls owes its existence to one really depressing episode of Sesame Street?

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 5 лет назад +118

    “Undonkification” sounds like a damn meme

  • @marc13bautista
    @marc13bautista 5 лет назад +57

    Makes sense for Connor to be born on Corbinik then. Immortal as he is.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад

      Breadsticc

    • @sebastianacevedo9444
      @sebastianacevedo9444 4 года назад +10

      You may be on to something

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 года назад +4

      Connor's immortality seems to work differently than normal immortality though, as rather than simply not dying, he does die but some entity drags him back and puts him in a new body.

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и Год назад +4

    1. Despite the menacing name, this is literally Rick and Morty
    2. Flood the Earth with moral immortal guardians
    3. What if the witch was written to be perceived as an immortal sarkist deity, with an allusion by mentioning something in 5 years or just number 5

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 лет назад +48

    Actually completely forgot how this one went its been so long. Appreciate these vids

  • @KyleJordanGaming
    @KyleJordanGaming 3 года назад +25

    The Virgin SCP Foundation: “We all gonna get ate up by Eldritch abomination-chan! ;___;”
    The Chad Three Moons: “Ayy. Drinks on us. 👍”

  • @johnturner7952
    @johnturner7952 3 года назад +21

    My favorite 3 moons censorship is when it was introduced to the movie “The Room”, which is considered on of the worst movies ever. It even says in the SCP-3922 experiment log that they might by avoiding it intentionally.

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 Год назад +2

      "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOT! Oh hai Mark."

  • @thedeadcannotdie
    @thedeadcannotdie 4 года назад +14

    "Big broth... I mean Three Moons Initiative is watching"

  • @3417gekkou
    @3417gekkou 5 лет назад +16

    SCP 3922 reminds me a bit of Socrates's proposal in Republic that to keep the people from doing unjust things, tales of the gods doing unjust things themselves must be censored.

  • @gijoel
    @gijoel 5 лет назад +136

    ... a copy of the 1975 film Salo was used...
    me: Oh boy

    • @thejondarianking7694
      @thejondarianking7694 5 лет назад +8

      breadsticc

    • @chrisg5219
      @chrisg5219 4 года назад +1

      My thoughts exactly upon hearing that line

    • @erndeche1475
      @erndeche1475 4 года назад +1

      @@thejondarianking7694 shut up dipshit.

    • @kurokami5964
      @kurokami5964 3 года назад +1

      the original source(120 days of sodom) is much wrost than the film tho which pass(and was written) around the time of the french revolution

  • @suicidaldeer9240
    @suicidaldeer9240 4 года назад +10

    Witch Queen: *Goes to Earth*
    Scp Foundation: *Releases every conceivable SCP that stands a chance at taking her down*

  • @ohno1body
    @ohno1body 5 лет назад +65

    This is literal 3am content and I love it

    • @jamieweir645
      @jamieweir645 5 лет назад

      3am content gone [REDACTED] 😳

    • @invisiblefox6272
      @invisiblefox6272 5 лет назад

      0010 0000 0010 0000, 1011 1001 1100, 0001 010010🌜

    • @KatarinaBohtana
      @KatarinaBohtana 5 лет назад

      Except actual content and not grown men going "OMG GUYS, THE CARS COMING TO LIFE WOAAAAH, IT JUST HONKED, NO WAY GUYS"

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад +2

      Breadsticc

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 4 года назад +4

    10:31 My new favorite version of Pinocchio I’ve never seen.

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 5 лет назад +91

    The Three Moons Initiative: Undying enemies of all fun.

  • @86_percent28
    @86_percent28 5 лет назад +57

    The three moons initiative is like the “moral” version of the foundation.

  • @vinbingames
    @vinbingames 5 лет назад +133

    Bill wartz: we can make a religion out of this

  • @siriuslywastaken
    @siriuslywastaken 5 лет назад +357

    Hmm yes I love having an immortal group backed by a near-god I can't see tell me i'm loved while also dictating morality to me and presenting punishment for breaking their rules.

    • @genestarwind7
      @genestarwind7 5 лет назад +33

      Sounds a lot like christianity huh?

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 5 лет назад +81

      @@genestarwind7 abrahamic religion in general, i'd say

    • @kyran1681
      @kyran1681 5 лет назад +20

      Undead Libertarian Gang

    • @spicyLEGO
      @spicyLEGO 5 лет назад +14

      I am sure there is a Chaos Insurgency version of Corbenic

    • @john8579
      @john8579 5 лет назад +22

      @@genestarwind7 Edgy.

  • @yoissy
    @yoissy 5 лет назад +37

    Welp, I was going to sleep. Fair enough. I'm still happy to have this to listen to before bed.

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 5 лет назад +10

    They summoned something they thought was their leader 'Grand Carsis Ieon' but it was decidedly not. I died hearing that

  • @edward18517
    @edward18517 4 года назад +4

    "Drinks are on them when we all arrive in Corbenic"
    Ayyy

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 2 года назад +10

    I feel like the reason why the Three Moons Initiative actually wants us to live good and moral lives is so that they won't need to work so much to punish sinful people

  • @temporaltoast9692
    @temporaltoast9692 4 года назад +8

    You really got me there with the “considering they’re all dead” bit
    Not gonna lie, doesn’t seem like the worst case of ghosts and a spider governing morality

  • @nicholaspokorny5058
    @nicholaspokorny5058 5 лет назад +10

    3922 is my fav SCP. I highly recommend the test logs.

  • @Karlwasright
    @Karlwasright 5 лет назад +10

    seven minutes in and this is the most insane shit I've ever heard in a while.

  • @jovialmonster757
    @jovialmonster757 4 года назад +12

    I really wish these modified films were real. Especially Pinnochio. Can we just have tactical afterlife soldiers in every film?

  • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
    @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +35

    I’m guessing the idea of Heaven and Hell or an idea of two different forms of afterlife depending on ones moral choices in life may have somehow been inspired and/or influenced by The Three Moons Initiative.

  • @jamiethedinosaur869
    @jamiethedinosaur869 3 года назад +10

    Theory: SCP-682 is native to Corbenic, where someone ultimately managed to kill it. It then arrived in our universe where the SCP Foundation discovered and contained it. That’s why the Foundation can’t kill it; it’s immortal here.

    • @peachyorange
      @peachyorange Год назад +4

      Dang that’s solid

    • @soundwave4236
      @soundwave4236 Год назад

      Fun Fact: one of the operatives of The Initiative is SCP-2317-K

  • @spacechimp9823
    @spacechimp9823 4 года назад +12

    I love the Corbenic stuff, the SCP universe is so weird and expansive

  • @umbra9997
    @umbra9997 5 лет назад +144

    "Speaking of punishing fascists"
    Best transition.

  • @Destini7y
    @Destini7y 5 лет назад +3

    Just have to say thank you for your work. Your format and content is my absolute favorite to relax and transport myself to another universe while remaining grounded in this one.

  • @April_a26
    @April_a26 5 лет назад +2

    13:05 the best thing I've heard all week

  • @armangoli4667
    @armangoli4667 5 лет назад +7

    After the chaos of 5000 this is exactly what I need

  • @97Multiphantom
    @97Multiphantom 4 года назад +1

    Hearing that the series finale of Sesame Street has Elmo scared over the end of the world because fucking Hellstar Remina is on its way is so fucking scary to me for some reason holy shit

  • @ck12ms
    @ck12ms 4 года назад +7

    "You are watched, You are Protectd, You are Loved" So fucking Orwellian it could be the mission statement of Google.... Or the SCP Website

  • @blitzwolfer4154
    @blitzwolfer4154 5 лет назад +5

    This channel is my favourite for learning more about the SCP Universe, what would make it better if The Exploring Series also kinda explains some of the more confusing SCPs and possible explanations.

  • @tryhardnub383
    @tryhardnub383 4 года назад +3

    “Dead monkey good monkey” sounds like an interesting album to me. Definitely will give it a listen when I get there.

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 5 лет назад +15

    While you were watching this video, I was studying the blade.

  • @joshsantos2363
    @joshsantos2363 4 года назад +4

    I keep imagining that the three moon censorship on bob ross is just a bunch of overpowered military personels just sitting on the floor taking notes and paying attention

  • @perrybb2
    @perrybb2 3 года назад +1

    That scene in Pinocchio where the kids turned into donkeys always fcked me up as a kid. Glad to see they were restored and the bastard who was responsible was killed, even if it's in an alternate reality

  • @ujimasahojo7144
    @ujimasahojo7144 5 лет назад +29

    If Fifthism is real, then why are there only three moons? Check mate fiftheists.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад

      Breadsticc

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 4 года назад

      The Foundation´s Earth is DOOM to ~eventually~ have to use the same SCP that teleported the first moon [actually an alternate Earth] into Corbenic.
      Then there is the "Impenetrable" (the "residence" of the REAL LEADER of 3Moons) that is so far away in the sky that is not visible to the naked eye [but it is still a "Moon" of Corbenic, since in that universe "orbits" can not happen (things just "hang" in the sky)].

    • @TwoSoulsOneCup
      @TwoSoulsOneCup 4 года назад +2

      Ujimasa Hojo Half-Life 5 confirmed

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 3 года назад +2

      Stars may die in threes, but worlds die in in fives

  • @Variocom
    @Variocom 4 года назад +4

    The silver tube being found in kenosha has... a TOTALLY new context nowadays...

  • @FemboyIHOP
    @FemboyIHOP 4 года назад +8

    This is so cool. How do you typically find the artwork you add into these videos? The mysterious ringed islands, the cool cavern art, stuff like that. They are satisfying to look at!

  • @berkeleycreager3601
    @berkeleycreager3601 5 лет назад +2

    21:46 This made me laugh a bit. Love the videos! Glad to see then keep coming!

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 года назад

      "I don't care what the fuck happens, I'm not paying" -Dr. Bright ... probably

  • @spawnman4587
    @spawnman4587 5 лет назад +78

    Welp, it's getting late, I'm gonna.....
    TES:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿its time

  • @arx3516
    @arx3516 4 года назад +1

    This Corbinik reminds me a lot the world of Al-Warth in the Super Robot Wars X videogame!

  • @hithere5553
    @hithere5553 5 лет назад +18

    I really want to see how the initiative would deal with anything from the 40k universe.

    • @jonnyblade3234
      @jonnyblade3234 5 лет назад +12

      Death, they would be killed. You don't fuck with anything from 40k

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 лет назад +2

      Galactic genocide

    • @jonnyblade3234
      @jonnyblade3234 4 года назад +3

      @Woobski take some fantasy, add a bit of sci-fi. Then add steroids, *LOT'S OF STEROIDS*

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 2 года назад

      Same way the custodies of the dark cells deal with stuff. Put it in a giant vault

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 Год назад

      It would be an awesome fight. Maybe hopefully a corbenic version of THE DRAGONSLAYER

  • @calbinhinshaw6629
    @calbinhinshaw6629 3 месяца назад +1

    A world where the wicked are swiftly punished. Sounds like my ideal world. Assuming that they can't be redeemed.

  • @vantave9946
    @vantave9946 5 лет назад +3

    I really like this, it adds a lot of really valuable and interesting depth to Corbinick (or however you spell it)

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 28 дней назад

    “You are watched, you are protected, and win or lose; you are loved.” Honestly such a touching line

  • @ninth_exe4841
    @ninth_exe4841 5 лет назад +5

    The tactical undonkification ordinace killed me bro

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 3 года назад +1

    Murders Joker. Arrests Batman for non-lethal vigilante based crimes.

  • @jamieweir645
    @jamieweir645 5 лет назад +315

    Where's my boy in the comments who replies "Breadsticc" to everyone ? He's the real SCP here 🤔

  • @notlad900
    @notlad900 5 лет назад +2

    Good to know Elmo kept keeping the kids entertained and hopefully calm until the end.

  • @Mondy667
    @Mondy667 5 лет назад +71

    Can you do the Church of the Second Hytoth?

    • @czcrossman
      @czcrossman 5 лет назад +13

      Raymond Narvaez The Ortothans are so interesting to me, I second this request!

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 лет назад +7

      I agree, I know we already got a good small amount of info on them from the SCP-1548 The Star, The Hateful. But it would be nice to have a full summary in the group

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 4 года назад +2

      Breadsticc

    • @ratetlordofsnakes
      @ratetlordofsnakes 4 года назад +1

      I back this request.

    • @theadministrator2641
      @theadministrator2641 4 года назад

      I support this request

  • @iBenjamin1000
    @iBenjamin1000 4 года назад +2

    "elephant king sober after 300 years" "30k captives for his meat orgies" "they tainted the (soma? Sohma?) from the beginning, we cannot stop. Please help". Hell of a scenario those few details paint.

  • @gdpanzer7333
    @gdpanzer7333 2 года назад +3

    I just love the fact that the censorship that they do to monty python is written is such a way that it feels like it's actually part of the original movie

  • @ellishotomani1462
    @ellishotomani1462 Год назад

    Tactical Undonkification ordinance is perhaps one of the BEST phrases I've heard in years. Thank you for introducing me to it. You are great sir.

  • @Jetstoanywhere
    @Jetstoanywhere 5 лет назад +6

    I went to college in Kenosha , Wisconsin. Nice town lots of pizza joints

  • @nebulaog5729
    @nebulaog5729 8 месяцев назад +1

    holy fuck man i cant believe this video has found me once more. this is honestly one of my favorite stories from the scp universe and its been in the back of my mind for the past 4 years. hell yeah 💯💯💯

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 5 лет назад +3

    Cool scp info. Great video

  • @MilkIGuess
    @MilkIGuess 4 года назад +1

    I wanna thank you for helping me sleep recently. I've been stressed and your videos help me :)

  • @noahgreer1497
    @noahgreer1497 5 лет назад +10

    19:30 Oh hey, its Conner.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 2 года назад +1

    One essential features of Fascism is the State using the power to punish to direct behaviors.

  • @xXRickTrolledXx
    @xXRickTrolledXx 4 года назад +23

    So the Three Moon’s Initiative systematically ENDS fascists. Can’t complain about that.