"creature of steel, in the original ultrakill soundtrack of the prime bosses, the names are what got them killed, isn't it the most captivating thing thine have ever seen?"
"just behind you" -v1 "but there is nothing" -pinos "just punch a hole through that wall directly in the middle" -v1 *tries and misses* -pinos "on ground level" -v1 they then proceeded to kick the shit out of gabriel.
"Creature of steel..." "My gratitude upon thee for my freedom..." But I do not know the way out..." "and my punishment..." "Is sadness." *Boo-womp + sad pinos*
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon these for my freedom, so the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity ARE forgotten, now where’s the way out of here I need to punch the living shit out of Gabriel.
@@The_Chosen_Moth.more HP or perm duel wield is too far off something hakira would do tho, only thing i can imagine what is said in this comment, more stamina
Creature... of STEEL, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... IS- *heart attack*
@@enemyshadowdemon creature of stellll Gradadatude Upon thee for thee fredome But the crimes my kind Have mitted Aainst humanity Are forgotten NOT And death my punishment
"Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but thy crimes thy kind committed against humanity... Creature of steel, if I may have a second thought, I shall pardon thee for thy crimes and so I shall become your ally, if you can swear to keep this oath, then I shall grant you mine blessing." *You can now call Minos Prime in battle*
"Ah, free at last, oh Gabriel now dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom... What are you saying, Gabriel is your enemy as well? Hmm, indeed. The enemy of mine enemy shall be mine friend. Step forth, creature of steel, let us shake hands in honour of our new alliance!"
Ahh free at last oo gabriel now dawns thy reckoning and wait V1 let me check the script and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man? Who the hell wrote this? Creature of steel my gratitude opon thee for my freedom but the crime thy king have committed against humanity are not forgotten. Wait what happened to humanity V1 V1: nothing Ok sooooo wheres the way out
you won't believe me but I'd been searching for something like this for a DnD session, I just need something like it with the actual chant and then a loop and I'm golden
I agree with you, this is also my favorite part of the song. Don't get me wrong, I love the rest of Order, but the beautiful melody is kind of lost behind the drums.
minos prime fight but minos has dementia "Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!" "Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!"
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the cri- *looks at parchment he grabs from seemingly nowhere while putting on reading glasses* ok hmmm… the crimes thy kind have committed against- *gasps* yadayadayada death. JUDGEMENT CRUSH
"Creature of steel.. I seem to have contracted Dementia in my years of imprisonment... I have forgotten what i wanted to say to thee... May Thou help me?"
"Ah... Free at last... O, Gabriel... Now Dawns thy reckoning. And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the... Uh... It seems like i forgot the script. Let me repeat it real qui- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ON THE HERESY LAYER?!"
Creature of steel... why don't we have a moment.. why should we fight? Why should we fight for our lives? Think about it. I can help you and, you don't need to p-rank me... I'm finally free... thanks to you creature, of steel.. Now show me where the exit is and we can call this a day.
Warning, cuss words are in here, I’m putting the warning because some dumbass got mad at me last time I did something like this… ENJOY Minos: “I’ll have two blood bags for V1 and V2, a chicken sandwich for Gabriel… and I’ll have… uhhh.. fuck, I forgot what I wanted, damn it… do you have ice cream? More specifically chocolate?” McDonalds worker: “Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is broken.” Minos: “ITS BEEN BROKEN FOR THE PAST FIVE FUCKING YEARS! JUDGEMENT!” Meanwhile V1 and V2 are watching TV… V1: “Hey, is been an hour, where Minos?” V2: “I don’t know, I last called him 30 minutes ago.” They turn on the news and see a McDonalds has been blown up… V1: “Well, I think I know what happened…” Gabriel from upstairs: “What happened? Where Minos?” Banging at the door V1 opens the door Minos, covered in dust: “Here’s your blood bags… HEY GABRIEL!” Gabriel walks down stairs Gabriel: “Yea?” Minos: “HERE YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN SANDWICH!” Minos throws the sandwich at Gabriel’s face M Plz like this, I spent 30 minutes writing this. Thanks for reading.
"creature of steel. I will have two number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45's one with cheese and one large soda"
"D'ahh... Free.. at la- ...Fr- ...Freeee... at... free at last... My- ...Ohh Gabriel.. Now DAWNS thy re- ...the- ...thy wreck- NOW DAWNS THY RECKONING! AND THY G- T- ...NOW- .. THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN! BEFORE THE TE- THE- THE TEMPLES OF MAAN!!! creature of.. of.. of steel! my- my g- my ...gratitudes upon thee for my freedom but- but the- but the CRIMES! the CRIMES! ..uh the CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITED! are- ...are- ...Can i start again?"
"Creature of steel my gratitude upon thee for my freedom and the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity will be forgotten for you but others will be punished and thy punishment will be DEATH." and than v1 and Minos proceed to kill all machines and give Gabriel what he deserves and freeing Sisyphus and [NOT SHOWN P-3 BOSS]
You won't believe me if i told you that Hakita made such a sick drop in his new song "ORDER" made for his game "ULTRAKILL"! Watch until the end and find out!
"Creature of steel. Your creation marked the end of the great war. An ant, comparable in size destroying the titans led men to see their wrongdoings. Thank you." - Minos in another world.
now I’m just imagining Minos at the drive through going "Greetings. May I place my order? I would like... perhaps... hmm, let me see... I would request... It appears such thought has slipped away. Apologies.”
"Creature of steel, my gratitude for my freedom. But I haven't gotten enough sleep" *proceeds to reverse the damage of the flesh cube as the exit opens*
Ahh, Free.. At last. Uh.. Oh yeah, uh, o’ Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning and uhh.. Wait, I forgot my lines, creature of steel. Get out of there, I need to practice my lines. Also, uhh, we will fight later, okay? **opens the exit**
creature of steel, gabriel is both of our enemies, so why must we fight for ourselves when we can fight in unison? even sisyphus would do such. and for that, you have thee my blessings and gratitude, we shall fight like true soldiers! and gabriel's punishment... *is death.*
creature of steel...my gratitude upon thee for my freedom...well the exit's that way when you're ready to go...What? What are you waiting for? You're...you're not looking to fight me are you? I spent like centuries stuck inside of an angry Kaaba watching my dead body destroy like fucking everything and you think the first thing on my mind is dishing out an ass-beating to a go-pro? Buddy there are bigger things happening here, get the hell out of my house.
"creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against against humanity are NOT forgotten and thy punishment is...5 minutes in the timeout corner and 2 days community service"
Minos: "Creature of Steel.. my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. Now, we are stronger. Thou shall not fight alone!" And they traverse through Hell together.
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. *However...* May thou tell me the way out of this dark place? So we may destroy Gabriel once and for all.
"creature of steel... my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but now we both have a bigger treath to fight against, and so i will need your help to free sisyphus and ######## to finally get revenge on heaven, we will meet again creature of steel" *you got minos power*
Ahh, free at last, ahh, O'gabriel, thy gore shall glisten! Creature of temples of man! My gratitude upon thee for DEATH! But now dawns thy temples! And thy O'gabriel, IS TEMPLES OF MAN!
Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. But. Instead of fighting... why dont we have a cup of tea and solve this without causing anyone to not get hurt?
order but minos prime has dementia its like Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last...
"In the realm of unshackling, we find ourselves immersed in the visceral experience of liberation, encapsulated by the audible manifestation of relief-an "Ahh" that echoes through the corridors of newfound freedom. Turning our attention to you, Gabriel, the harbinger of an impending reckoning, behold as the first rays of dawn illuminate the impending judgment, causing your lifeblood to glisten in an almost cinematic spectacle before the hallowed temples of humanity. Acknowledgment is extended to the metallic entity, the Creature of Steel, whose role in facilitating this emancipation demands a moment of sincere gratitude. However, let it be abundantly clear that expressions of thanks do not overshadow nor erase the extensive catalog of transgressions committed by your kind against the human collective. These infractions, etched indelibly into the chronicles of time, serve as an unyielding reminder of the deleterious impact of your brethren's actions on the essence of human existence. As the pendulum of justice swings with metronomic precision, its echoes resonate with the somber tones of retribution, underscoring the gravity of the situation. It is imperative to recognize that the annihilation of transgressions is not an act of erasure; rather, these deeds linger as spectral guardians, weaving a tapestry of cautionary tales for those who dare to tread the perilous path of defiance. The pronouncement of your fate, Gabriel, is succinctly encapsulated in a single, unyielding word: DEATH. However, it is crucial to comprehend that this is not a mere cessation of existence; it is a cosmic elegy, a symphony of demise played in the key of finality. The delicate veil separating life from death will be unceremoniously torn asunder, ushering you into the boundless expanse of eternal oblivion. As the curtains draw to a close on this grim theatrical performance, let the echoes of your demise reverberate through the annals of time, serving as a stark admonition to those who contemplate traversing the perilous terrain of transgression."
Minos Prime: Ah, Free at last. Oh Gabriel- V1: IS THIS GUY FOR ALL? [2 minutes later] Minos Prime: (still monologing) V1: *I AM BORED. GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD! >:(* (1 hour later) Minos Prime: (Still monologing) V1: *FOR F@%K'S SAKE!* (5 days later) V1: *AHHH!!!!!!!!* Mino Prime: and thy punishment. Is death! V1: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I'M NOT READY- (Minos Prime Judgments kicks V1 from the start) *(But V1 has to listen to MInos' monolog again)*
And thy punishment, is DEATH. ... As thy sins shalt not go unpunished, for thine art an evil to be reckoned, and thy force cannot be allowed to be continued to wreak havoc throughout hell, and take the lives of the others. Though I shalt probably falter in this battle, I will give my best, and blah blah blah blah blah
Minos fight but he tells you the entire lore of the game
you mean the coin mechanics?
@@onef1n1tythat will make this video 30 minutes long
Gathered friends, listen again to our legend... Of the Bionicle. In the time, before time...
"creature of steel, in the original ultrakill soundtrack of the prime bosses, the names are what got them killed, isn't it the most captivating thing thine have ever seen?"
@@natsoy1786 17:23, actually 🤓
"creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, so where is the way out?"
"just behind you" -v1
"but there is nothing" -pinos
"just punch a hole through that wall directly in the middle" -v1
*tries and misses* -pinos
"on ground level" -v1
they then proceeded to kick the shit out of gabriel.
"Creature of steel..."
"My gratitude upon thee for my freedom..."
But I do not know the way out..."
"and my punishment..."
"Is sadness."
*Boo-womp + sad pinos*
@@Gabe-jj6us Pinos mrime
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon these for my freedom, so the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity ARE forgotten, now where’s the way out of here I need to punch the living shit out of Gabriel.
The good ending
"Creature of steel... if I may request... we have a common enemy to face. Come forth and receive my blessing."
_Your stamina has been increased to 6._
I would love to see this in ultrakill tbh, like imagine getting a random blessing like more hp, or stronger weapons or a permanent duel wield
@@The_Chosen_Moth.more HP or perm duel wield is too far off something hakira would do tho, only thing i can imagine what is said in this comment, more stamina
@@ceo_of_cats fair enough, I was just coming up with ideas
@@The_Chosen_Moth. dw about it,
then i imagine the sisyphus' blessing being just more coins for the revolver lmao
"Creature of Steel. My gratitude upon thee for my freedom."
And then they both left.
good ending
Yeaaay!!!!
This is what I hear when Minos Prime and V1 actually having a peaceful debate through a game of Chess
"CRUSH"
"CHECK"
Ultra chess
"Thy kings end is now"
@@roiwelboren9302 his flesh torn asunder
p-1 chess speedrun %any no arms
"PREPARE THYSELF!"
"..."
"Go on, take your time. We shall not begin until thou are ready."
minos has a heart attack in the middle of his speech
Creature of-
+HEART ATTACK
Creature-
AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
Forgive me my children… for I could not save you from this cold… dark… *falls into cardiac arrest*
Creature... of STEEL, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... IS- *heart attack*
@@preservery killbind
@@enemyshadowdemon creature of stellll
Gradadatude
Upon thee for thee fredome
But the crimes my kind
Have mitted
Aainst humanity
Are forgotten NOT
And death my punishment
Love the quick "hoh" that immediately fades
i heard it right after i read this omg-
hoh
hoh
hoh
hoh
i love how you can only hear the choir kick in for about half a second.
my brain keeps autoplaying the choir part and this video is givng me an anueyrism
anuyrsm
however the hell you spell that its giving me it
@@UH-60_Blackhawkwhere is the choir part if you don't mind me asking
@@baaa838
its (just barely) at the end of the looping
it kinda sounds like a light "au-"
Choir: O
ʜᴏʜ
"...And thy punishment is...
NOTHING!"
Thy sins have been forgiven 👍
"But the crimes, thy kind have commited against humanity, are forgotten"
@@pertetualnerdAnd thy punishment...
Is uhh....
Uhm...
"Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but thy crimes thy kind committed against humanity... Creature of steel, if I may have a second thought, I shall pardon thee for thy crimes and so I shall become your ally, if you can swear to keep this oath, then I shall grant you mine blessing."
*You can now call Minos Prime in battle*
@@methane5211absolutely overpowered (probably)
"Ah, free at last, oh Gabriel now dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom... What are you saying, Gabriel is your enemy as well? Hmm, indeed. The enemy of mine enemy shall be mine friend. Step forth, creature of steel, let us shake hands in honour of our new alliance!"
V1 and Minos working together would be... VERY dangerous.
Hell yeah! Ally aquired!
“Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, now if you excuse me i have to go urinate for I have been in slumber for a long time”
This is Minos after being in a coma for several years and this is what plays in his head while he’s in a coma
this is prime
@@CptDoot Prime prime
@@demetriajones3231 the fabled P-P level
Love the fact Minos shushes the Choir so he can listen to his music in peace
oh shit minos forgot his lines
should we just keep on doing this??
Ahh free at last oo gabriel now dawns thy reckoning and wait V1 let me check the script and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man? Who the hell wrote this?
Creature of steel my gratitude opon thee for my freedom but the crime thy king have committed against humanity are not forgotten. Wait what happened to humanity V1
V1: nothing
Ok sooooo wheres the way out
@@roiwelboren9302
"it is directly behind you, minos."
@@UH-60_BlackhawkThanks V1, also what happened to my kingdom while I was gone?
@@Jamations_Productions"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so, here's the thing, i kinda of, un-existed their existence..." -v1 trying his best to not get judged
@@Sucullentbutter "because he was DEFINITELY killing all the residents, and it WASNT ME searching for blood... uh huh.."
And thy punishment... is COMMUNITY SERVICE!
Sentenced to 7-S
Have to clean ever level
NOOOOOOOOOO
I loved when that sick beat drop came in
“Creature of steel, let thy teach you how to really use the coin.”
thee*
@@SpecyingtonThee is similar to "to you"
It'd just be "me"
@@hhhhhh-zz2fw i mean like, i was correcting the person who commented as, "let thy teach *thee* ", not "let *thee* teach you"
@@Specyingtonstunning display of intelligence on my part 😭
I mean, technically the words "me", "my", "you", etc. still existed in Middle English.
That is a VERY clean loop. *pop * Noice.
Fantastic job good sir.
thank you very much, kind sir. very much appreciate it.
@@mouthiess
i can hear the choir for like a split sec
@@UH-60_Blackhawk good
@@mouthiess can you also make one for V2 theme? I've seen some here, but they aren't exactly perfect.
When Minos chooses not to punish the gopro right after getting his freedom
Order but Minos Prime just leaves
creature of steel, i'm out of here
my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, goodbye
But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity, ARE FORGOTTEN
and thy punishment... IS NOT EXISTANT
Minos prime shoves chicken trough his face hole and the bone comes out
⚫️🍗-->⚫️🦴
*schlurp*
Ahh...
I always found this joke funny 💀
you won't believe me but I'd been searching for something like this for a DnD session, I just need something like it with the actual chant and then a loop and I'm golden
I'm literally here for the exact same reason lol
dude what kind of dog is that in your profile pic ? He looks just like the dog I had as a kid@@genewhite9028
"but the crimes thy queen has commited against my pieces are not forgotten. And thy punishment... is checkmate!
Jokes on you, this is my favourite part of Order.
psychopath
@@UH-60_BlackhawkYou've replied this to a comment like this on a versus video too
I agree with you, this is also my favorite part of the song. Don't get me wrong, I love the rest of Order, but the beautiful melody is kind of lost behind the drums.
@@e12bl13 What about minos continuously smashing everything around you.
@@justsomerandomzamasu4956 that is fun, less so for my fingers
minos prime fight but minos has dementia
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!"
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!"
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the cri- *looks at parchment he grabs from seemingly nowhere while putting on reading glasses* ok hmmm… the crimes thy kind have committed against- *gasps* yadayadayada death.
JUDGEMENT
CRUSH
But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are forgotten
And thy punishment...
Is uhh..
Uhhm..
Uhh..
I forgot
@@hhhhhh-zz2fw
minos forgor 💀
Ahh.. Free... Ah... Free.... Ahhh.... Freee
"Creature of steel.. I seem to have contracted Dementia in my years of imprisonment... I have forgotten what i wanted to say to thee... May Thou help me?"
"Ah... Free at last... O, Gabriel... Now Dawns thy reckoning. And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the... Uh... It seems like i forgot the script. Let me repeat it real qui- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ON THE HERESY LAYER?!"
"But the crimes, thy kind have committed against humanity, HAVE BEEN forgotten."
"Creature of steel, it seems thee want me to resume thou the FNaF lore...."
Sunny if he wasn't in a multifloor home:
NOOO
oh my
what piece of media is this referencing? cause there's only one story i know where the protag's name is sunny
@@fakename5881 Omori
this has 0 things to do with ultrakill but i appreciate you for sending this
Bro still preparing himself 💀
thyself*
@@SpecyingtonI hate the misplacement of thy...
@@Spoopy_the.skelly yeah i didn't quite know how thy and other shakespearean words worked back then
This should be a menu music
Creature of steel... why don't we have a moment.. why should we fight? Why should we fight for our lives? Think about it. I can help you and, you don't need to p-rank me... I'm finally free... thanks to you creature, of steel.. Now show me where the exit is and we can call this a day.
"Creature of steel, I have been edging for the past millennia, come forth and join me"
Order, but Minos is still ordering
Warning, cuss words are in here, I’m putting the warning because some dumbass got mad at me last time I did something like this… ENJOY
Minos: “I’ll have two blood bags for V1 and V2, a chicken sandwich for Gabriel… and I’ll have… uhhh.. fuck, I forgot what I wanted, damn it… do you have ice cream? More specifically chocolate?”
McDonalds worker: “Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is broken.”
Minos: “ITS BEEN BROKEN FOR THE PAST FIVE FUCKING YEARS! JUDGEMENT!”
Meanwhile V1 and V2 are watching TV…
V1: “Hey, is been an hour, where Minos?”
V2: “I don’t know, I last called him 30 minutes ago.”
They turn on the news and see a McDonalds has been blown up…
V1: “Well, I think I know what happened…”
Gabriel from upstairs: “What happened? Where Minos?”
Banging at the door
V1 opens the door
Minos, covered in dust: “Here’s your blood bags… HEY GABRIEL!”
Gabriel walks down stairs
Gabriel: “Yea?”
Minos: “HERE YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN SANDWICH!”
Minos throws the sandwich at Gabriel’s face
M
Plz like this, I spent 30 minutes writing this. Thanks for reading.
@@Great_Saiyan_Vegeta weird story
@@Fahmed404 it’s a true story, Gabriel’s still mad at Minos
"creature of steel. I will have two number 9's
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
a number 7
two number 45's one with cheese
and one large soda"
@@Great_Saiyan_Vegeta People getting offended at cuss words on the internet is something xenian
While I have absolutely no idea what is going on, it is a very good loop
"Creature of steel....... my.... gratitude....? *he puts on glasses while checking his lines*
This is basically the part of order that gets stuck in my head and thus becomes the only part of the song I whistle while at work.
the tiny ₕₒₕ
when minos includes every bad thing you made and makes shame of you for EACH move you made before reaching him, including your search history.
Order, but v1 is actually sent to court rather than minos attempting to kill him after his speech.
"D'ahh... Free.. at la- ...Fr- ...Freeee... at... free at last... My- ...Ohh Gabriel.. Now DAWNS thy re- ...the- ...thy wreck- NOW DAWNS THY RECKONING! AND THY G- T- ...NOW- .. THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN! BEFORE THE TE- THE- THE TEMPLES OF MAAN!!! creature of.. of.. of steel! my- my g- my ...gratitudes upon thee for my freedom but- but the- but the CRIMES! the CRIMES! ..uh the CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITED! are- ...are- ...Can i start again?"
I tried to read this without laughing... failed at “Freeee...”
Prime-1, Sleepy Survivor, starring Biden Prime.
Minos but he still isn't free at last
Ah yes... Flesh. My favorite boss
this is what edging feels like
🥵
Can confirm.
???
Nevermind don’t explain it I know what he’s talking about now
It's wonderful cause then you don't have to fight the boss after if you keep doing it
this is literally how my brain remembers order
"Creature of steel my gratitude upon thee for my freedom and the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity will be forgotten for you but others will be punished and thy punishment will be DEATH." and than v1 and Minos proceed to kill all machines and give Gabriel what he deserves and freeing Sisyphus and [NOT SHOWN P-3 BOSS]
Order but Minos has dementia
this is what i needed
new sleep music unlocked
Minos fight but he explains the fnaf lore in the cutscene
You won't believe me if i told you that Hakita made such a sick drop in his new song "ORDER" made for his game "ULTRAKILL"! Watch until the end and find out!
6:58 Never had scarier 13 seconds of anticipation in my life
Minos having a Stroke
"Creature of steel.
Your creation marked the end of the great war.
An ant, comparable in size destroying the titans led men to see their wrongdoings.
Thank you."
- Minos in another world.
"Ahh.. free, at last. Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but now i must go and CRUSH Gabriel
Ironically, this is exactly what I was looking for, thanks a lot for this
(Edit) My apologies, what I mean to say was, my gratitude upon thee
minos forgot to get v2s burger from the mcdonald and is trying not to judgement the car
Lmao Minos be like “V2’s burger! I forgot V2’s burger! GOD DAMN IT! JUDGEMENT!” And the car explodes
now I’m just imagining Minos at the drive through going "Greetings. May I place my order? I would like... perhaps... hmm, let me see... I would request... It appears such thought has slipped away. Apologies.”
Order but minos has dementia:
"Creature of steel, my gratitude for my freedom. But I haven't gotten enough sleep" *proceeds to reverse the damage of the flesh cube as the exit opens*
All the time in the flesh prison gave minos brain damage
Ahh, Free.. At last. Uh.. Oh yeah, uh, o’ Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning and uhh.. Wait, I forgot my lines, creature of steel. Get out of there, I need to practice my lines. Also, uhh, we will fight later, okay? **opens the exit**
creature of steel, gabriel is both of our enemies, so why must we fight for ourselves when we can fight in unison? even sisyphus would do such.
and for that, you have thee my blessings and gratitude, we shall fight like true soldiers!
and gabriel's punishment...
*is death.*
"Creature of steel, I seem to have forgotten thy script. Come back later."
*exit opens*
I needed this. Thanks.
minos prime but he does a presidential speech
this is just Order calm mix
ive ben listening to this for 6 minutes and only now i realized it won't ever stop
creature of steel...my gratitude upon thee for my freedom...well the exit's that way when you're ready to go...What? What are you waiting for? You're...you're not looking to fight me are you? I spent like centuries stuck inside of an angry Kaaba watching my dead body destroy like fucking everything and you think the first thing on my mind is dishing out an ass-beating to a go-pro? Buddy there are bigger things happening here, get the hell out of my house.
Creature of Steel, where... Where are we? I don't remember...
"creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against against humanity
are NOT forgotten
and thy punishment is...5 minutes in the timeout corner and 2 days community service"
Order but it isnt a boss and you are not in-battle.
Minos: "Creature of Steel.. my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. Now, we are stronger. Thou shall not fight alone!"
And they traverse through Hell together.
Perfect for 7 minutes of deadcoining
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. *However...* May thou tell me the way out of this dark place? So we may destroy Gabriel once and for all.
Creature of steel let's play chess
"creature of steel... my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but now we both have a bigger treath to fight against, and so i will need your help to free sisyphus and ######## to finally get revenge on heaven, we will meet again creature of steel"
*you got minos power*
third prime soul@wr4thbr1ng3r5
@wr4thbr1ng3r5 probably the name of the P-3 boss because it doesn’t exist yet
I love how everytime the chorus tries to start, it gets immediately silenced
Yo Minos! Nice violin! May I ask if you have an older sister and a staircase
Nah bro
my smile did not prepare thyself for this comment
...
Jokes on you, this part slaps
Ahh, free at last, ahh, O'gabriel, thy gore shall glisten! Creature of temples of man! My gratitude upon thee for DEATH! But now dawns thy temples! And thy O'gabriel, IS TEMPLES OF MAN!
I tried to read this with a straight face,I failed miserably,why is this so funny
Minos Prime. But he tells you his entire backstory.
4 horses moving in 4 diff directions
can form the symbol
the gone but not forgotten symbol
"creature of steel! My gratidute upon thee fro my freedom" *fucking leaves*
Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. But. Instead of fighting... why dont we have a cup of tea and solve this without causing anyone to not get hurt?
This is actually perfect for my dnd campaign.
Creature of steel... I suffer from dementia
now i have a seven minute loop of the best part of the song!
order but minos prime has dementia
its like Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last... Ah, free at last...
And thy punishment is uh...
erm, uhm...
Creature of steel... I uhhh... I think I have dementia
+CONFUSED
"In the realm of unshackling, we find ourselves immersed in the visceral experience of liberation, encapsulated by the audible manifestation of relief-an "Ahh" that echoes through the corridors of newfound freedom. Turning our attention to you, Gabriel, the harbinger of an impending reckoning, behold as the first rays of dawn illuminate the impending judgment, causing your lifeblood to glisten in an almost cinematic spectacle before the hallowed temples of humanity.
Acknowledgment is extended to the metallic entity, the Creature of Steel, whose role in facilitating this emancipation demands a moment of sincere gratitude. However, let it be abundantly clear that expressions of thanks do not overshadow nor erase the extensive catalog of transgressions committed by your kind against the human collective. These infractions, etched indelibly into the chronicles of time, serve as an unyielding reminder of the deleterious impact of your brethren's actions on the essence of human existence.
As the pendulum of justice swings with metronomic precision, its echoes resonate with the somber tones of retribution, underscoring the gravity of the situation. It is imperative to recognize that the annihilation of transgressions is not an act of erasure; rather, these deeds linger as spectral guardians, weaving a tapestry of cautionary tales for those who dare to tread the perilous path of defiance.
The pronouncement of your fate, Gabriel, is succinctly encapsulated in a single, unyielding word: DEATH. However, it is crucial to comprehend that this is not a mere cessation of existence; it is a cosmic elegy, a symphony of demise played in the key of finality. The delicate veil separating life from death will be unceremoniously torn asunder, ushering you into the boundless expanse of eternal oblivion. As the curtains draw to a close on this grim theatrical performance, let the echoes of your demise reverberate through the annals of time, serving as a stark admonition to those who contemplate traversing the perilous terrain of transgression."
ykw? read allat
When the crimes, thy kind have commited against humanity, are forgotten
better than "War, but it never starts"
Minos Prime: Ah, Free at last. Oh Gabriel-
V1: IS THIS GUY FOR ALL?
[2 minutes later]
Minos Prime: (still monologing)
V1: *I AM BORED. GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD! >:(*
(1 hour later)
Minos Prime: (Still monologing)
V1: *FOR F@%K'S SAKE!*
(5 days later)
V1: *AHHH!!!!!!!!*
Mino Prime: and thy punishment. Is death!
V1: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I'M NOT READY-
(Minos Prime Judgments kicks V1 from the start)
*(But V1 has to listen to MInos' monolog again)*
Minos prime but he decides to talk things out instead of fight, just like he tried with Gabriel.
And thy punishment, is DEATH.
...
As thy sins shalt not go unpunished, for thine art an evil to be reckoned, and thy force cannot be allowed to be continued to wreak havoc throughout hell, and take the lives of the others. Though I shalt probably falter in this battle, I will give my best, and blah blah blah blah blah
Dementia Prime.
instead of order hes waiting for his order
The calm before The calm before The calm before The calm before the storm