A DRUGGO FELL IN LOVE WITH MUM IN NEW YORK + PROOF | STORYTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024

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  • @lainabanks6334
    @lainabanks6334 6 лет назад +400

    “Mum doesn’t actually want to see your balloon sausage” 😂

  • @chloe08976
    @chloe08976 6 лет назад +1324

    ok but can we get merch that says DEZLEY ITS SHAAAANE on it???

  • @TabMUA
    @TabMUA 6 лет назад +883

    Cait can talk about going to the grocery store and I’d be fascinated and still watch it

  • @marychastain8248
    @marychastain8248 6 лет назад +255

    Your mom with the glitter bear shoes! 😂
    “See?” 😊

    • @babysnowowl
      @babysnowowl 6 лет назад +8

      that was so cute and so funny!!!

  • @leukles
    @leukles 6 лет назад +171

    Also THE GLITTER IS LOOKING SO GOOD. I'm so mesmerized by it

    • @katiemorris2929
      @katiemorris2929 6 лет назад +2

      Leslie S yes and she should do a tutorial on it

  • @elvirak7471
    @elvirak7471 6 лет назад +171

    WHY WOULD SHE LET HIM INTO YOUR HOUSE OMG NO

    • @CathedralRabbit
      @CathedralRabbit 6 лет назад +31

      Elvira K thats the part im stuck on! This went waaaaaaay further than it was safe to.
      Its not even about "you have to be nice to people." This is just weird.

    • @elvirak7471
      @elvirak7471 6 лет назад +10

      Just Lisa I know right??? It's really weird. Wouldn't you just not let him come to your home so your kids are safe?? But I guess her Mother really wanted to be Nice or something

    • @doubleboy2388
      @doubleboy2388 3 месяца назад

      That's what I don't get. First off they went way too far when they were in America. If some weirdo walks up to you on the street you be nice. But if they keep sticking around you tell them to get lost. The fact she brought this guy to the house?? Around her young children! Is absolutely insane!! As soon as the guy called at my work I would tell him don't ever call me again, if you do I'm calling the cops.
      I'm guessing because they are not from America they are not used to stuff like this. To real weirdos. The mom is extremely naive and gullible.

  • @BekaIshaTiger
    @BekaIshaTiger 6 лет назад +43

    “Why’s my ear so red, who’s talking about me” DUDE THATS WHAT MY PARENTS ALWAYS TELL ME IF MY EARS ARE RED

  • @whitwhit016
    @whitwhit016 6 лет назад +26

    “See!” Your Mom is so cute and happy holding up her lil bear shoes 😂

  • @yasari842
    @yasari842 6 лет назад +530

    your story times are the bOMB YES QUEEN IM LISTENING

  • @emilye2590
    @emilye2590 6 лет назад +54

    Omg what if Shane is the guy who broke in?!!!

  • @kelseyvelho3219
    @kelseyvelho3219 6 лет назад +83

    This is the best story I’ve ever heard.

  • @brookedudley854
    @brookedudley854 6 лет назад +35

    I wish someone loved me as much as Shane loves your mum

  • @Mightdreadbed
    @Mightdreadbed 6 лет назад +17

    Best 'story time' video I've seen in a long time. You could tell a story about eating an apple and it'd still probably be the most dramatic and hilarious thing ever.

  • @leukles
    @leukles 6 лет назад +188

    Leave it to Caito to SAY HIS NAME. I am here for a story time from the queen.

  • @belatedbirthday7257
    @belatedbirthday7257 6 лет назад +26

    This was wild from start to finish. Just when you think it was done it got even weirder haha

  • @Lovewilltearusapartagaain
    @Lovewilltearusapartagaain 6 лет назад +40

    ‘Mum doesn’t want to see your balloon sausage’ 😂😂😂

  • @haileyrae3426
    @haileyrae3426 6 лет назад +296

    CAITO NO ONE GIVES CARDS BESIDES BUSINESS PEOPLE AND A FEW WEIRD NEW YORKERS

    • @IM_SKELETOR
      @IM_SKELETOR 6 лет назад +2

      hailey rae IM A BIT OF A CARD SHARK MYSELF

  • @scarlett5361
    @scarlett5361 6 лет назад +21

    We NEED merch that says, “Hey Dezley... ITS SHANE” (sorry if I spelled her name wrong)

  • @meagan6968
    @meagan6968 6 лет назад +1

    the gentle "see" that your mum did when she showed the shoes was so precious omfg

  • @charlsrundell4930
    @charlsrundell4930 6 лет назад +63

    He’s a drug dealer as well that’s how he gets all the money 💰

  • @laurenbilhorn6159
    @laurenbilhorn6159 6 лет назад +165

    Last time I was this early to a Caito video, mia took a shower

  • @skyrissxo1968
    @skyrissxo1968 6 лет назад +15

    That's why you don't be nice to strangers that act weird!!! I cut them down straight away it may be harsh but it prevents this lol

  • @curioushammy9467
    @curioushammy9467 6 лет назад +2

    Who knew in less then a year, the amount of pain she has been through. Stay strong Caito we are here for you.

  • @haileyrae3426
    @haileyrae3426 6 лет назад +471

    New Zealanders always do American accents so weirdly lmaoo

    • @parisrobinson1344
      @parisrobinson1344 6 лет назад +9

      hailey rae it depends im from nz and someone thought I was from Brooklyn when I did a ny impression haha

    • @haileyrae3426
      @haileyrae3426 6 лет назад +3

      really? thats impressive haha

    • @letsgoasuka
      @letsgoasuka 6 лет назад +40

      Just like Americans do Australian accents super weird haha Whenever they do Australian accents they talk like Crocodile Dundee....when no one actually speaks like that here lollll

    • @caitlin3739
      @caitlin3739 6 лет назад +1

      Rinoa Heartilly i know right?! hahaha

    • @Wendigook
      @Wendigook 6 лет назад +10

      It was Canadian not American. 😂

  • @xoanchoredforeverox
    @xoanchoredforeverox 6 лет назад +85

    I'm an American and I've never experienced people giving me business cards, they usually try to get me to follow them on social media tho 😂😂😂😂

  • @Chinsupsweet
    @Chinsupsweet 6 лет назад +5

    Did I just hear you say “balloon sausage” 😂😂🙈 IM CRYING AT THIS VIDEO!!!!! I love you Caito potatoe 🥔

  • @alex13taylor
    @alex13taylor 6 лет назад +24

    "it was almost like he was a family Guy character" 😄😆😄😄

  • @Baby.Annihilation
    @Baby.Annihilation 6 лет назад +37

    I abused opiates for 4 years... trust me, you know when someone is using compared to not!
    I've been clean 2 years now! :-)

    • @peachygrace9871
      @peachygrace9871 6 лет назад +1

      banana 817 well done!

    • @jazzblackwell6142
      @jazzblackwell6142 6 лет назад +1

      Ayyyyy congrats!! Really proud of you 😊😊😊😊

    • @MakaylaPaterson
      @MakaylaPaterson 6 лет назад +1

      Congrats! I just got out myself, two years must be amazing. Though I don’t know if he’s anopiate Addict because it’s hard to travel when you get dopesick

    • @MakaylaPaterson
      @MakaylaPaterson 6 лет назад +1

      Like I mean still using when he traveled there

    • @david-qp6mk
      @david-qp6mk 6 лет назад

      what are opiates..?

  • @Unknown-ox9tb
    @Unknown-ox9tb 6 лет назад +107

    Your makeup looks really good

    • @carly1821
      @carly1821 6 лет назад +2

      Audrey Hanson well duh it always does 😂

    • @iridamaria4728
      @iridamaria4728 6 лет назад +1

      What!!😂😂😂 it looks like shit

  • @miaraxxxx
    @miaraxxxx 6 лет назад +46

    Literally my mum would have just been like “sorry this is a tad inappropriate I have a husband I don’t think I want to meet up bye have a nice life”

    • @rosieglows
      @rosieglows 6 лет назад

      Unfortunately, we've been taught that it's rude to brush off stalker behaviour. Your mum is a literal legend!!! 😊

  • @georgiaseales6036
    @georgiaseales6036 6 лет назад +21

    Also would love a closet tour from your mum !!!

  • @nathanwackett7625
    @nathanwackett7625 6 лет назад +12

    PLEASE GET YOUR MUM TO DO A SHOE VIDEO!!! i'm obsessed with jeremy scott too 💕💕

    • @nathanwackett7625
      @nathanwackett7625 6 лет назад

      honestly i would be best friends with your mum if she collects jeremy scott

  • @Hannah.97
    @Hannah.97 6 лет назад +14

    "Mum doesn't want to actually see your balloon sausage" 😂😂

  • @charellemccarvill4843
    @charellemccarvill4843 6 лет назад +4

    This is honestly the best story I've heard please do more in videos 🤙

  • @sparklingmeg7938
    @sparklingmeg7938 6 лет назад +7

    Omg I never watch any story times full I end up skipping it all, but I actually watched this. Btw your make up is bomb! 🔥😍☺️

  • @msgymnaststar
    @msgymnaststar 6 лет назад +63

    Why did you let him in your home?!?!

  • @allexisfrench919
    @allexisfrench919 6 лет назад +33

    "piss up a tree"

  • @abe1176
    @abe1176 6 лет назад +16

    He’s the dealer and the balloons is his cover story lmao

    • @sheila7909
      @sheila7909 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah he is a drug dealer, he can afford the shoes and the fights 😂😂

  • @shananigans6154
    @shananigans6154 6 лет назад +6

    Caito I would have called the police!!! What a psycho!!!! Also I dropped dead when you said you were talking about poo at the table 😵😂😂😂😂😂 Also the best part of this is that your mom accepted the shoes and kept them!!!! HAHA!

  • @cyokoh
    @cyokoh 6 лет назад +154

    Ur mom has an awesome style,very interesting

    • @carly1821
      @carly1821 6 лет назад +1

      T A N I G U C H I I I ERMEHGERD I WUV UR PROFILE PIC MELANIE IS BAE

    • @cyokoh
      @cyokoh 6 лет назад

      Phils eyelash KDKCKVCN I FREAKIN KNOW RIGHT

    • @emilysasmr6743
      @emilysasmr6743 6 лет назад +1

      Mel!

    • @elventful6592
      @elventful6592 6 лет назад

      She really does!

  • @ilikestuffalot9305
    @ilikestuffalot9305 6 лет назад +24

    why would your mum say he could come over for dinner??? lmao

  • @adryannaarriaga7811
    @adryannaarriaga7811 6 лет назад +11

    Your mom is so cute when she showed the shoes🤗😄😋👠👞👟

  • @laniefalls
    @laniefalls 6 лет назад +76

    i missed your story times so much omg

  • @KeiraASMR
    @KeiraASMR 5 лет назад +2

    "I dont miss him or his ballons" Lol! I love your accent for shane the ballon dude.

  • @mayamcfetridge6572
    @mayamcfetridge6572 6 лет назад +6

    THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT STORY TIME OMG I LOVE YOU CAITO 😂

  • @PaigeSkyeJaymie
    @PaigeSkyeJaymie 6 лет назад +17

    She should just block his number!

  • @evamorrison2015
    @evamorrison2015 6 лет назад +3

    Her rants are the actually the best

  • @evablackburn9260
    @evablackburn9260 6 лет назад +23

    Always obsessed with your story times!!! ✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸

  • @emilycurran5038
    @emilycurran5038 5 лет назад +2

    At 8:14 When she said ‘hi dezely it’s Shannnee’ it kind of reminded me of the time when the Kardashian’s and Scott pranked kris Jenner by ringing her and saying ‘hi it’s Todd kraines’ I don’t know why 😂😂😂😂 xxxx

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 6 лет назад +23

    and just from the title i can tell this is gonna be a hell of a story haha

  • @sophxo2570
    @sophxo2570 6 лет назад +7

    It’s sounds like the beginning of a horror movie when things just get weirder and weirder and then they realise omg what the hell are we gunna do 😂😂

  • @georgiaseales6036
    @georgiaseales6036 6 лет назад +21

    Your mum needs a channel tbh

  • @chels4881
    @chels4881 6 лет назад +1

    I have watched this so many times and its honestly the funniest thing

  • @Imnotallergictopeanuts
    @Imnotallergictopeanuts 6 лет назад

    Yeah I think it's amazing and pretty inspiring when people break their drug addiction and finally get on life.

  • @sophiamills5047
    @sophiamills5047 6 лет назад

    This is my favorite storytime ever😂
    Your accent is ON POINT
    And your eyebrows slay my life.
    Love you caitoe!

  • @MOAB1589
    @MOAB1589 6 лет назад +6

    your nails are the cutest nails I've ever seen

  • @Idontknow-iu5cz
    @Idontknow-iu5cz 3 года назад +1

    9:31 The best part of the video🤣🤣 "DEZLEY! IT'S SHAAAANNNE!!!!!"🤣🤣

  • @lalisa7616
    @lalisa7616 6 лет назад +2

    This is the first story time video I actually listen to

  • @alarriza
    @alarriza 6 лет назад +5

    Your mom seemed happy about the shoes though 😂😂😂✌🏻

  • @leaheee6606
    @leaheee6606 6 лет назад +67

    not only does shane get worse but so his book. you can buy Shane Dawson’s book It Gets Worse at target or wallmart today!

  • @sarahknobel3085
    @sarahknobel3085 6 лет назад

    Caito I love your story times especially when they go for this long 😊

  • @haleyarchgarden
    @haleyarchgarden 6 лет назад

    I have watched this so many times that I can almost lip sinc the whole thing and I know what's coming up every minute 😂 Love u Caito

  • @Dilemma998
    @Dilemma998 6 лет назад +3

    "Let me just N I C O T I N E U P , B O I I I I "

  • @coral-leeevans4823
    @coral-leeevans4823 6 лет назад +58

    Don't worry I'm not the Shane your talking about

    • @ParkerTheSnorlax
      @ParkerTheSnorlax 6 лет назад +31

      Shane Edwards That sounds like something the Shane she's talking about would say 🤔🤔

    • @rydenwasreal7554
      @rydenwasreal7554 6 лет назад +9

      Shane Edwards That's exactly what the Shane she's talking about what want you to think.

    • @emilylikesyourmom9246
      @emilylikesyourmom9246 6 лет назад +1

      Shane Edwards or are you lol

    • @lindseyw5023
      @lindseyw5023 6 лет назад +1

      I don’t believe you

    • @DanielaMendoza-bj5si
      @DanielaMendoza-bj5si 6 лет назад

      Or are you 😂🤔

  • @erenstoe9634
    @erenstoe9634 6 лет назад +26

    The first time I’m early at your videos!!😂

  • @Lucy-of9hq
    @Lucy-of9hq 6 лет назад +1

    This girl has enough stories to fuel every story time RUclipsr out there.

  • @rebeccastevenson9963
    @rebeccastevenson9963 6 лет назад +1

    This story is literally GOLD

  • @NW-ev6ov
    @NW-ev6ov 6 лет назад +5

    I ACTUALLY LOVED THIS VIDEO ❤️❤️❤️

  • @aimeemunro9996
    @aimeemunro9996 6 лет назад +23

    Dezley it's SHAAAAAAANE

  • @14104
    @14104 6 лет назад +1

    That is so dangerous! Glad you two are ok omg

  • @laurawiedebruch3857
    @laurawiedebruch3857 3 года назад +1

    This story is just AMAZING

  • @charlottelester1855
    @charlottelester1855 6 лет назад

    Please do more videos like this!! They're amazing!! Love ya Caito ❤️

  • @racheltio
    @racheltio 6 лет назад

    This is one of the best stories I've heard in my life...

  • @londoncalling3496
    @londoncalling3496 5 лет назад +1

    Ur mom looked so happy and adorable holding up the shoe. Ha ha. :)

  • @Petdub
    @Petdub 5 лет назад +1

    The ads on your videos are actually amazing and I watch them lol.

  • @jordynehargraves
    @jordynehargraves 6 лет назад +8

    DEEESSSLLLEEEYYY IITTSS SSHHAAANNNEEE

  • @crhyon7170
    @crhyon7170 6 лет назад +4

    So early the video won't load, luv you cAITO!!!

  • @itsjustkala
    @itsjustkala 6 лет назад +6

    "Guess who just rang me?"
    "Idk, who?"
    "SHANE"
    Caito: it gets worse
    Me: now Caito is promoting Shane Dawson's book?

  • @maddiecrelly4892
    @maddiecrelly4892 6 лет назад +2

    She could talk about her trip to the toilet and I will still be amused

  • @SarahAnahera
    @SarahAnahera 6 лет назад

    This story time got me laughing so hard, I almost fell out of bed. 😂 Good god Shane.

  • @randomcommenter7485
    @randomcommenter7485 6 лет назад +1

    Americans love accents its music to our ears and Canadians are very friendly

  • @lilliancruse2267
    @lilliancruse2267 6 лет назад +1

    this is the best video i’ve watched all day

  • @haileyrae3426
    @haileyrae3426 6 лет назад +74

    I LOVE YOU SM

  • @slym1011
    @slym1011 6 лет назад

    Listening to her talk with that accent made my whole day.

  • @Imnotallergictopeanuts
    @Imnotallergictopeanuts 6 лет назад

    Your mums personality is so laid back and cute .

  • @erinparlane5497
    @erinparlane5497 6 лет назад

    "Went through them like rice crackers and dip" oh sooooo relateable lol! It's been 2 minutes and all of a sudden you're two trays deep

  • @gothangelsinner1640
    @gothangelsinner1640 5 лет назад +1

    I just went through all 954 comments and liked every single one of them and btw I love you caito potato 💖

  • @sarassentiments
    @sarassentiments 3 года назад

    you are so full of discernment to protect and warn your mom...that guy was like a classic sociopath narcicist

  • @maddymcalister7735
    @maddymcalister7735 6 лет назад +1

    Im going to new Zealand tomorrow and im so excited

  • @caitlinfreeman7147
    @caitlinfreeman7147 6 лет назад +3

    Can we talk about the Michael Finch 'see ya AYOOO'

  • @miiwithoutu
    @miiwithoutu 6 лет назад +3

    It's so funny to me that she didn't put "my mum" in the title, but just mum, as if she's our mum too

  • @melissawesterlund7066
    @melissawesterlund7066 6 лет назад

    Please do a makeup tutorial on this look !!! Your makeup is poppin like always

  • @amyharris1078
    @amyharris1078 6 лет назад +3

    I’m from Auckland New Zealand yasss I love you and I love your storytime so more

  • @kate-sc1lf
    @kate-sc1lf 5 лет назад +1

    “we’re talking about poo’s at the table”😂😂

  • @lucysamuel4568
    @lucysamuel4568 6 лет назад

    Your Canadien accident is the bomb!😂😍

  • @lilasofia3275
    @lilasofia3275 6 лет назад +12

    YELLOW IS YOUR COLOR ✨💛

  • @morgan1467
    @morgan1467 6 лет назад +3

    That’s why you always give out a fake number

  • @katieturney287
    @katieturney287 6 лет назад +1

    DEZLEY ITS SHAAAANNEE ive watched this vid 20 times to just here that

  • @Tumtum02711
    @Tumtum02711 6 лет назад

    If anyone ever feels down just watch caito 💓

  • @horrorbiznizz8384
    @horrorbiznizz8384 6 лет назад

    your passion for life is amazing.