(Continued) “And we’re getting paid little to do sh!t we don’t like. Hell, we aren’t even friends, so what makes you think we’re one family, because we’re stuck in the same building dealing with people every day?!” lol I can hear him saying that
No, it's family. You're forced to see the same people far more often than you would if you had a choice. You all get on each other's nerves. And "Mom and Dad" (the head managers) already have their favorites picked out, so if something happens and it's their fault, they'll get completely away with it.
I was diagnosed with cancer this week and been deeply down and depressed. This has had me crying in absolute stitches! Haven’t laughed this hard in so long! Thank you so so much!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
One time I was working at a toy store on Christmas Eve. I was seasonal, and it was my last day on the job. A customer got pissy with me and asked for the manager and I literally said to her face “good luck, the manager’s worse than I am.”
😂😂😂 this is Gold. I love it. He's saying everthing a retail associate wish they could. I'm sure some of us have too. One time I couldn't scan an item and the customer pull that "if you can't scan it, it means it's free" joke. I wasn't amused and told him "No. It means i'm calling my supervisor". Man, this guy is giving me flashbacks and stirring buried emotions 😆
I love this guy! Another shitty customer joke is when they come up to you during the small stretch of rest time you have at a register between customers and say "you look bored" or "you look like you need something to do." I wasn't bored but now I am.
“Haven’t you ever worked anywhere before?” is actually a really cold line. It’s true some of these middle aged people don’t seem to ever have worked entry level jobs before.
I work in a restaurant and I cannot STAND IT when I get people who want very specific things that aren't on the menu, or want to make a bullshit modification and say "well I got it last time", well I wasn't here for that, and I didn't do it so no you didn't.
"the customer is always right" "in matters of taste" Thats the full quote. Like "A jack of all trades and master of none" "Though oftentimes better than the master of one"
This is just what I needed before clocking back from lunch. What got me the most were his bits about tiresome customer humor. I hear those 3 precise jokes on a regular basis (“working hard or hardly workin”, “Where do you keep the bags of money”, “If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free”). I’m such an easily amused person, I was shocked by how hard each one fell flat the FIRST time I heard them. When they’re repeated regularly over time, you have to fight against your instincts to fake-laugh. They’re not funny, they’re difficult to play along with, and make the cashier feel slightly awkward.
"What kind of middle child behavior is this" As a middle child that hurts I tell people to go ahead of me line because I just say "I got all the time in the world"
I live in Oklahoma City. I was a cashier at an Albertson's grocery store. I was scanning this guys basket full of stuff and he said to me, "Your not from New York huh? We go faster there."
Question about American IKEA stores. I know that Ingmar Kamprad while he was still alive and running IKEA made it so that all wages earned at IKEA should be equal, as well as equal benefits. Is IKEA in America paying minimum wage?
You brought me back working at a grocery store. when I was in my 20s, I've really felt that way. I've heard all the things they said with some customers. And some days I just didn't give a fuck about their pretentious, spoiled, entitled asses!!
in description i do have date up to i managed to find existing clips at the time i suspected there could be more of them in the future, but i wanted to have compilation of existing ones to not have to watch same 10 clips on many different channels hoping to find new ones
@@SCARaw - Sorry if I missed that. It wasn’t a dig, just something I overheard in an IKEA store while shopping. The clerk said it more politely than I did, just saying to “follow the arrows.”
😂I USED TO BE A PHONE OPERATOR AT A HOSPITAL. AND PEOPLE GET MAD ON THE PHONE THEY SUING THE HOSPITAL AND ME APPARENTLY😂. ONE GUY SAID HE WAS SUING BECUASE THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM HIS SEASONAL ALLERGY MEDICINE. COME TO FIND OUT HE CHECK HIMSELF OUT AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE 2 DAYS BEFORE. THEN SAYS HIS SISTER IS A RN TO AND THEY SUING ALL OF US😂😂😂
"Are you working hard or hardly working?" I hate when customers say that to me. 😒 They don't know how hard it is to manage 6 registers at uscan when they're all occupied, as well making sure that no customer walks out without paying.
The website one always gets me. People can't fathom that it can be wrong because the computer never lies lol. Like people steal ya know. Could be why it says it's in stock when it's not lol. The inventory doesn't update with theft lol
In Germany or Austria this is normal retail employee behaviour. You don't even have to ask questions to get that reaction. Cashiers shout are shouting at you, only because you exist :D
"You think you hate this place more than me? I work here." I've never felt so seen.
"At this job, we're a family."
No, we're coworkers.
My favourite
(Continued)
“And we’re getting paid little to do sh!t we don’t like. Hell, we aren’t even friends, so what makes you think we’re one family, because we’re stuck in the same building dealing with people every day?!”
lol I can hear him saying that
No, it's family. You're forced to see the same people far more often than you would if you had a choice. You all get on each other's nerves. And "Mom and Dad" (the head managers) already have their favorites picked out, so if something happens and it's their fault, they'll get completely away with it.
FAMILY GETS CUSSED OUT TO I WOULD SAY. 😂
That's right.
The music drop was funny every single time
I was diagnosed with cancer this week and been deeply down and depressed. This has had me crying in absolute stitches! Haven’t laughed this hard in so long! Thank you so so much!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
❤️ sending healing vibes
@@globedoc thank you 💖
@@RomanaQueenLove Laughter certainly can't hurt at the worst, and it seems to do well at its best. Keep laughing.
I pray that you heal well. ❤
Thank you 🙏💖
No one has ever covered retail as accurately as this guy
“I’d like to speak to your manager”
I’d like to speak to your mother -_-
Gets me everytime lmao.
"I see you everytime I come here"
That's how a job works
Her: "I'm sorry I was just trying to flirt"
You: oh... ummm
You want to speak to the manager, PLEASE! Manager doesn’t know what’s going on. Haven’t you ever worked anywhere before! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is so real tho, for every job i had
1000% True. I have NEVER worked somewhere, where the Manager knew what the heck was happening. Hilarious!! 😂
@@danabaker596😂😂😂 ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!
I'm a manager and I can confirm, I have no idea what's going on.
@@TrialoftheMonkeys lmaoo
The web site also has pictures of employees smiling. That's hilarious!
The delivery on "Look inward." gets me every time
"I don't have time for a second job, pretending you're funny."
DAYUM.
I've literally had customers tell me I shouldn't be working, I should be at home with my family on Thanksgiving. Oh,really? Great, GET OUT!
😂
"I shouldn't be working? YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOPPING!"
“I used to work here”
“Yeah well I used to be happy”
😂😂😂
“Why are you shopping on the verge of pissing yourself??” 😂😂😂
This guy needs to be in a movie
He was, Cocaine Bear. Not really playing this role, but he was still solid
@ragnarjenkins4120 I was just going to say that, too. I only ever saw the previews, though. Was it worth watching?
@@crimzonchyld5282it's just dumb movie with dumb title. If you tired with this woke vs anti-woke whining each other, then watch that.
@@crimzonchyld5282 no, it's not so bad it's good, it's just bad.
This was pure GOLD! 💯👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼
Shout out to Darcy for making a shitty workday better
Being a working adult, this is what we all want to say to people but we can’t be honest.
As someone who works at Ikea, this is great and exactly how i feel.
This guy is my spirit animal!!
I heard my mom watching this and I immediately grabbed my phone to put in the title to wash it myself it was so funny! 😂🤣
i love it
Your brilliant in cocaine bear..
Thanks for coming clean.
Same
@@Erin-Thor😂
One time I was working at a toy store on Christmas Eve. I was seasonal, and it was my last day on the job. A customer got pissy with me and asked for the manager and I literally said to her face “good luck, the manager’s worse than I am.”
“I’m telling all my friends not to shop here.”
“Tell Them” 😂😂😂😂😂
Make my day😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 this is Gold. I love it. He's saying everthing a retail associate wish they could. I'm sure some of us have too.
One time I couldn't scan an item and the customer pull that "if you can't scan it, it means it's free" joke. I wasn't amused and told him "No. It means i'm calling my supervisor".
Man, this guy is giving me flashbacks and stirring buried emotions 😆
IKEA should make this their TV advert. It would kill !
😂😂🤣😂
I haven't seen this guy in too long a time. Still cracks me up😂😂😂🤣😂
Come back PLEEEASE 🙏
As a manager, I can confidently say I have no clue what's going on here❤
Sameeee, XD
“That’s why you’re on your ninth try hitting the button for credit!”😭💀💀
This is how I am on the inside but I’m just too scared to say it 🫠
I love this guy! Another shitty customer joke is when they come up to you during the small stretch of rest time you have at a register between customers and say "you look bored" or "you look like you need something to do." I wasn't bored but now I am.
Oh God, verbatim. I resent those comments so much. Like they’re doing you a favor by ruining your peace and quiet.
People that have never worked retail just don't get it and I envy them. It makes you realize that people just kinda suck on average.
Felt every one of these..needed this laugh. Thank u, sir.
"I don't have time for a second job, pretending you're funny." DAMN, that's a good one
I don’t know this doesn’t haven’t millions of views and likes. I was literally crying laughing at this guy. Funny af
Love this-my daughter just saw him in Baltimore
"Haven't you ever worked anywhere before?" No, no they haven't and it shows.
“Haven’t you ever worked anywhere before?” is actually a really cold line. It’s true some of these middle aged people don’t seem to ever have worked entry level jobs before.
And they also assume that if you are working in an entry level position, it means that you are lazy and must not have applied yourself in school...
This guy's stuff is so popular, I actually think it may have improved ppls behavior. So damn funny
Why is this so relaxing to hear? 😅😅
I work in a restaurant and I cannot STAND IT when I get people who want very specific things that aren't on the menu, or want to make a bullshit modification and say "well I got it last time", well I wasn't here for that, and I didn't do it so no you didn't.
Anyone who has ever worked in retail KNOWS exactly how you feel! If only we could say what we want when we want....oh right we would get fired lol.
When foes it end Diane?! This reel has made me laugh since the start of it’s circulation over 3 yrs ago!!
2:57 "The customer is always right"..only in the matter of taste
I love that you can see him turning around when he gets serious
I work at a call center and its SO RELATABLE
"the customer is always right" "in matters of taste"
Thats the full quote.
Like "A jack of all trades and master of none" "Though oftentimes better than the master of one"
This man is something else, I'm seriously on point and funny AF, thank you for the laughs 🙏🙏
This randomly popped up on my YT, at first I found the music a bit annoying but as the video went on, I now fucking live for it. You're hilarious man
This is...oddly, and effectively, cathartic.
Lol, when the music drops!
This is just what I needed before clocking back from lunch. What got me the most were his bits about tiresome customer humor. I hear those 3 precise jokes on a regular basis (“working hard or hardly workin”, “Where do you keep the bags of money”, “If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free”). I’m such an easily amused person, I was shocked by how hard each one fell flat the FIRST time I heard them. When they’re repeated regularly over time, you have to fight against your instincts to fake-laugh. They’re not funny, they’re difficult to play along with, and make the cashier feel slightly awkward.
@@artawesome30 Yes because those so called jokes are also intentionally mildly condescending.
I think being able to relate to this video is the only positive thing to come out of my 10 years working retail
Ikea used to have the craziest of crazy good customer service. No matter what the answer was "don't worry, we got you".
That time is no more.
Unfortunately all of these are true and as long as humans exist so will these behaviors exist
Not if we collectively fight back.
😂 All reasons I never worked retail.
this is the best video on RUclips
Agree 1000%. 😁
"What kind of middle child behavior is this"
As a middle child that hurts I tell people to go ahead of me line because I just say "I got all the time in the world"
Lmao this is just what i needed before bed 😂😂I will now sleep 😴 peacefully ❤and I will rewatch these tomo 😂
I showed my mom one of these and she hated it. It was the one about managers managing a schedule. I laughed so hard because she got so mad about it 🤣
"There's no lifetime achievement award" please....😂😂😂💀💀
these are top tier answers. fuck, I miss retail lol
Fire! I love it. I worked retail in the past and I was minutes away from screaming in an open field, “ Why Me God?! Free me from this hell!”
I live in Oklahoma City. I was a cashier at an Albertson's grocery store. I was scanning this guys basket full of stuff and he said to me, "Your not from New York huh? We go faster there."
Its like this guy read my mind back when i was an IKEA employee
All of it is 100% accurate
Question about American IKEA stores. I know that Ingmar Kamprad while he was still alive and running IKEA made it so that all wages earned at IKEA should be equal, as well as equal benefits. Is IKEA in America paying minimum wage?
I can't remember the last time i laughed this hard!
You brought me back working at a grocery store. when I was in my 20s, I've really felt that way. I've heard all the things they said with some customers. And some days I just didn't give a fuck about their pretentious, spoiled, entitled asses!!
My favorite was missed, “Where’s the exit?” 😳 “There are literal arrows ↙️↘️↗️⬇️⬆️ painted on the floor.” 😊
in description i do have date up to i managed to find existing clips
at the time i suspected there could be more of them in the future, but i wanted to have compilation of existing ones to not have to watch same 10 clips on many different channels hoping to find new ones
@@SCARaw - Sorry if I missed that. It wasn’t a dig, just something I overheard in an IKEA store while shopping. The clerk said it more politely than I did, just saying to “follow the arrows.”
My favorite of all time!!
I never worked in retail(and pray to god i don't) but he is a whole ass mood
“ I have to stand here for fifteen hours so you can yell at me instead of your family “. 🥶🥶🥶🥶
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I thank the algo.
😂I USED TO BE A PHONE OPERATOR AT A HOSPITAL. AND PEOPLE GET MAD ON THE PHONE THEY SUING THE HOSPITAL AND ME APPARENTLY😂. ONE GUY SAID HE WAS SUING BECUASE THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM HIS SEASONAL ALLERGY MEDICINE. COME TO FIND OUT HE CHECK HIMSELF OUT AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE 2 DAYS BEFORE. THEN SAYS HIS SISTER IS A RN TO AND THEY SUING ALL OF US😂😂😂
Where are you??? I miss your content!!
Should definitely have the "As is" section behind you for absolute perfection lol.
I LOVE this guy😂 ❤️😂😂
1:09 ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER 👩 🤣 DIANE
"Are you working hard or hardly working?"
I hate when customers say that to me. 😒
They don't know how hard it is to manage 6 registers at uscan when they're all occupied, as well making sure that no customer walks out without paying.
I love the serious background music 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked at Pier 1 for seven non-consecutive years, and yes, I’ve encountered almost every single one of those fkng annoying people.
“I used to work here” Well I used to be happy - then you walked in 💀
This was crazy awesome
bro i looked up pretzels on fucking fire and after that this started playing "the customer is always right! about what? how to piss me off?"
Scott Seiss is the GOAT!
ughhh the phone thing. and then they get mad at us cause they're pressing teh wrong buttons n shit.
When you pretend it's the first time you had a manager. Working "here"....😭😊🤯
I love him😂
The website one always gets me. People can't fathom that it can be wrong because the computer never lies lol. Like people steal ya know. Could be why it says it's in stock when it's not lol. The inventory doesn't update with theft lol
This dude illustrates every hourly employees' dearest dream.😅
I’m hardly laughing took me out 😭😭😭
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SO HILARIOUS
You're the best 😂
i use to be happy then you walked in XDDD omg i love that
Let me do down the up escalator, I got places to be, I don't have 25 minutes to run around the whole store looking for the exit.
Love this ❤️ 😂
The thumbnail is too good😂
Edit: can somebody timestamp it?
Love it! Im going to be more careful how I behave when shopping!
In Germany or Austria this is normal retail employee behaviour. You don't even have to ask questions to get that reaction. Cashiers shout are shouting at you, only because you exist :D
thats what you get for inviting imigrants from syria
@@SCARaw Nah, haven't seen anyone of them working yet, haha
The bathroom one has me 😂😂😂 although I'm guilty of it too
This guy is super hyper mega
Love this