Comedians Wish Jimmy Carter a Happy 100th Birthday with Peanut Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson invites Preacher Lawson, Rachel Scanlon, and Ian Karmel into the group chat! They talk about Shaq’s new Shaqalicious XL Gummies, Jimmy Carter celebrating his 100th birthday, and oddly specific DoorDash instructions.
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"Hey, I just learned about Consent and now I'm looking for a study partner."
"That too dark? Speaking of dark, I'M BLACK!"
We love you Jimmy Carter ❤
Thank you for being a leader on the environment 50 years before anyone else.
Thank you for building houses for the poor ❤
You saved so many lives and the world would be so much better if everyone had worked with you for the future we still need 💗
Happy birthday 🎂 100 years of being blessed with you 🥳🎉
Beautiful. Thank you.
I love Taylor's laugh ❤❤❤
90 seconds in and I can tell Preacher’s gonna be the creature of chaos today. 😍
The potential 72 hour Door Dash delivery 🤣🤣
He usually is! Love him.
Preacher Lawson is here! Finally a good show😂😂
Why did the peanut call the police?
Because it was a-salted.
"EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
paging dr. peanut
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY"
Taylor Tomlinson's got game. She can throw a football almost ten feet and all three of them caught it first try (unless they edited out all the times she didn't get it we'll never know) I mean I can't do that. I couldn't even catch a fly ball in the outfield during little league baseball when I was a kid. Throw or catch a football? Not me.
President Carter, this is more a FYI than a joke.
Did you know that one of your successors was not forced to divest his DC hotel before taking office, and instead made tons of $$ from foreign leaders staying there?
Yet they forced you to sell your peanut farm for conflict of interest.
Happy 100 w/ warm wishes. 🙂
And that's just one of several clear violations of the Emoluments Clause - baffling that they've gone unprosecuted!
Not to mention staying in his own properties around the country which forced the secret service and other officials to pay inflated prices to stay there
That Rachel tho 😏🔥
I had to replay the part where Taylor was setting up the fratboy video, because I simply didn't think it could literally be their actual plan. It sounds so much like a stereotypical fratboy thing to do.
Apparently it's sweeping Tik Tok.
Lord help us.
I loved Ian in deadpool!
Ahhh Preacher I was literally mad he hasnt been on and there he is!!
Preacher went for the lie... Ian went for honesty...
Great set of panelists tonight
Preacher sounds like Anthony Mackie
Every time I hear about this I think "Con-graduations! Now he's old enough to run for president!".
the way my head whipped around when she mentioned that umich trend. the way i def know those guys.
Shaq was already a choking hazard, if you catch my meaning.
I'm pretty sure Shaq has always been a chocking hazard.
Awww, I thougth it was the Critical Role version of Scanlon... :(
Eh, this ones good. Giving that main character energy :D
Poor Rachel looks 12 years old next to Preacher and Ian
all broccoli heads look alike
Did you see the size of the Mezuzah on the doorframe of the first girl in that football prank? Dude, that's one collegiate Jewish American Princess that wants everyone to know that she only eats kosher.
I don't think heard much of Tsylor's growl lately. You that growl part of her voice when she's doing stand-up? She doesn't seem to do it much anymore with this show.
…you don’t need special glasses to identify queer people. They’ll let you know.