I hope that policeman watched this and realised AB was right, its not about making a viral video of an officer breaking the law. Its informative, eye opening and sometimes even emotional. Hearing the retired airman at the end describe his frustration with what has become of the place he once loved was heartbreaking, but he still managed to crack a joke and sport a smile for a complete stranger. AB captures everyday life in Britain in a unique way, love him or hate him he is a great filmaker
And AB does amazingly heartwarming random acts of kindness to people like Christine, the little divorced guy, (aleikhum asalaam) who AB bought a Rose for, and also shows that there ARE really nice, decent, kind Police Officers out there still
You can excuse those 2 officers for not fully knowing the law, but how the hell can they not have heard of the expression "going bananas". That's totally unforgivable!
One minute ago, I thought I will be one of the first, and here we are... 50 views, lot of comments, 50 thumbs-up... Greetings from Poland, great job, AB!
Big up the polish !!! . heard your fellow giving the EU a right bashing , softly spoken chap urging for more transparency and more accountably . not heard a righteous speech that was so on point for a very long time.
Mistake one: Being suspicious is not a crime. Mistake Two: Taking photographs of cars or licences or police stations is perfectly legal. Mistake three: Overt recording cannot be used as a suspicion of terrorism or hostile reconnaissance or anything nefarious.
It's my firm belief that knowing what 'going bananas' means should be an essential part of police training - ideally on the first day. I also submit that PC Misery deliberately adopts that demeanour so that when he spends his entire off duty time telling jokes and roaring with laughter nobody recognises him.
Even two Real Estates taking notice and doing something about OUR data handling Proves that Auditing does make a Big positive difference (they should have done it in the first place of course) Keep up the Great work AB 👌
What a great guy at the end. Interesting what he had to say too. And I iagree with you AB, the council cleans up around them. Like the guy mentioned about the fellow cleaning the streets in north Abingdon, I do that too where I live. Twice a week I pick all the litter and when needed removing all the grass and other weeds between the tiles of the pavement. And council tax keeps rising.
Instant response outside a police station , not so much when they have a real crime at the Co Op . The Pensioner officer was a bit clueless lucky the young was switched on, nice guy.
The police continually keep asking "if you are alright?, are you ok?, do you need any help?". They scurry off rudely and don't account for their non compliance about body worn camera notification. The older cop, shows exactly why he's never got anywhere in the job. He's got all the equipment on him except the essentials of politeness and acumen. The retired RAF gentleman. An example of a better breed of Englishman. A video for the time capsule that one AB.
I agree with you. Shows how dumb he is when he asked AB for his name and he replied 'Houdini' and he started to write it down in his notepad. I love all these audit videos, but there are some really scary ones, mainly filmed in the USA.
Ahh, this is a great ending, he really wanted to chat about raf and his hometown going to pot. Sad for the elder generations to see things change so much around them. Thanks for giving him the time AB.
Yes. In the UK, it is a serious offence for a police officer to knowingly make a false report. This sort of misconduct can have severe consequences, both for the police officer involved and for the public's trust in the police service. Under the Police Conduct Regulations, dishonesty and falsification of any kind, including making a false report, is considered gross misconduct. This can lead to disciplinary actions ranging from management advice, written warnings, to dismissal without notice. Moreover, if a police officer knowingly or recklessly makes a materially false, misleading or deceptive statement, they could be guilty of a criminal offence under the Criminal Justice and Courts Act 2015. This can result in a prison sentence, a fine, or both.
I see you reposted this one! Great. So yes, as I said before, this is your best production ever. The watching of this never gets old. It is all about the somberness of those who don’t seem to comprehend the smallness of their lives. Instead they have a desperation about them to hide from a camera while being incredibly daft that they work for the public and that they must recognize the rights of the public. Yes, it exposes all of the reasons you audit to begin with in one short edited part of a video. Not the least of which is that the dusty, dank crevices of civilization must be exposed once and for all. We don’t need these dark hidden places in our world. I’ve got some mold and mildew cleaner I’ve been applying today, might as well use it all up.
@@softshallow7435 he completely took down the first one. My comment was pinned on the first one. He commented to me as did dozens of others. This is not an update, there is nothing new on this one. You are wrong. Btw, if you want to link me to his first post rather than this repost, have at it. You will only waste your time. In fact the first one was taken down within 48 hours.
@25.45 thank you for your service sir. People seem to forget that older people were once young and probably lived more adventurous lives than possible now days. I know I could never get away with the things I did when young now🤔😉😈.
I have watched all your video`s by now and pine for more but this one, is by far my favourite, the laugh was terribly painful to my face, ribs and tummy muscles and makes me happy for a long time. Many thanks for this one. Getting banana`s yet? :-D
It never fails to amaze me that even when they realise that they're being audited, their fragile egos rarely (not never, but rarely) let them just walk away right there and then, as they should. For all what they whine about being "baited", they keep _choosing_ the wrong actions over and over and over again. Always trying to hand out a _directive_ to get the last word.
THEY WERE OUT OF THE STY QUICK SO FAST THEIR TROTTERS WERE SMOKING 😅 AS SOON AS U STUD UP 2 THEM THEY ALL DID THE WALK OF SHAME KEEP ON COLLECTING THE PHOTONS AND THKZ VERY MUCH AB 👍
Thank you brother for apologising for making me cry. I have not laughed like that in a long time. The elder gentleman at the end was the cherry on the cake. Pay attention yungans!
I understand that in Australia an Auditor called nunya bizness has been jailed for auditing. I was surprised because i thought Australia was a democracy.
Public services and especially public workers have become unbearably authoritarian. They appear to truly believe thst they posses powers to do what they want with the public. They make up rules and policies to enforce their feelings and prejudices on those they are paid to serve. Some of them appear to believe that the public are nothing more than a nuisance.
These coppers are what happens when you only get 2 hours of training and even then you can only remember the one phrase from the Powerpoint presentation. 😆
Why cant they just be civil and approachable..have a nice demeanour..instead of thinking of the worst ..they would get more out of people ..its not rocket science ..its nice to be nice .....easy 👍 😊
AB....why have so many people not commented about the bloke with the blinds! The music you added. Omg I'm literally crying of laughter. Who knew closing the blinds is one thing for one person and a hobby/DIY project for someone else 🤣🤣🤣
I hope that policeman watched this and realised AB was right, its not about making a viral video of an officer breaking the law. Its informative, eye opening and sometimes even emotional. Hearing the retired airman at the end describe his frustration with what has become of the place he once loved was heartbreaking, but he still managed to crack a joke and sport a smile for a complete stranger. AB captures everyday life in Britain in a unique way, love him or hate him he is a great filmaker
And AB does amazingly heartwarming random acts of kindness to people like Christine, the little divorced guy, (aleikhum asalaam) who AB bought a Rose for, and also shows that there ARE really nice, decent, kind Police Officers out there still
I know what it is, boring
@@Mk1golfand yet you’re posting ‘boring’ on this video at an average of once every 12 hours since this was uploaded saying the same thing…… 😝
Exposeing you for what you are.
That is something the 2 shops changing their layout because of him :)
Big respect to the guy ...Thank you sir for your service .
yes i thought the same
Most dramatic, gripping, edge of seat inducing piece of videography i’ve ever seen. Poor blinds 💔 made me laugh
It’s worrying how simple these police officers are
Requirements of being taken on. Low IQ and ready to listen only to who they believe has authority. Pathetic pig cvnts.
Very worrying can't even believe they haven't heard the going bananas expression
😂😂
And how unfit they are
Yoo AB I love this one.
The blind leading the blind scene is the perfection of life & film.
👍🙏
You can excuse those 2 officers for not fully knowing the law, but how the hell can they not have heard of the expression "going bananas". That's totally unforgivable!
They're messing with him. The first one was trying to needle over accent. The second followed suit, trolling.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse
Humour extraction during “training” 🤣😂😵💫😕🙁😟☹️
Its because AB`s accent is difficult for the little cherubs to understand properly..had my "getting banana`s" this morning lol. 🍌🍌🍌
Honestly with their demeanor it’s understandable - doubt either of them have ever been nor gone any fruit!
Southampton man is a king amongst men ❤
"You're acting suspiciously."
"Really? Do you often view other people with suspicion? That's a sign of mental illness. Did you know that?"
NARCISSISTS!!🤔🙂
Actually it’s called paranoia.
@@ToddDouglasFox Seeing their behaviour they have plenty of reasons to be paranoid.
@@dantealighieri9540 yes, not unfounded.
@@ToddDouglasFox WHICH IS A HUGE PART OF A NARCISSISM!!🙂
One minute ago, I thought I will be one of the first, and here we are... 50 views, lot of comments, 50 thumbs-up... Greetings from Poland, great job, AB!
Big up the polish !!! . heard your fellow giving the EU a right bashing , softly spoken chap urging for more transparency and more accountably . not heard a righteous speech that was so on point for a very long time.
Mistake one: Being suspicious is not a crime.
Mistake Two: Taking photographs of cars or licences or police stations is perfectly legal.
Mistake three: Overt recording cannot be used as a suspicion of terrorism or hostile reconnaissance or anything nefarious.
Auditors must stop self-detaining.
A.B is ahead of his time⌚. Man really deserves a million subscribers facts 💯. A.B come for your flowers🌸🌺🌻
It's my firm belief that knowing what 'going bananas' means should be an essential part of police training - ideally on the first day.
I also submit that PC Misery deliberately adopts that demeanour so that when he spends his entire off duty time telling jokes and roaring with laughter nobody recognises him.
I just want good lawful police who understand the law and treat the public fair and politely who work on professionalism ❤
dream on
@@vendettarising hopefully one day but until then il keep dreaming 🛌
@@snakepliskin6665 we all want the police to do their jobs
Problem is there are a fair few who seem to be in the job just for the power trip!!!!
your in a dream world wake up!!!!
Completely out of this world these guy's.
I'm not a native english speaker and I know this expression. goes bananas
I love the way you played the sad music whilst he took an eternity to close the blinds.
Priceless
Even two Real Estates taking notice and doing something about OUR data handling Proves that Auditing does make a Big positive difference (they should have done it in the first place of course) Keep up the Great work AB 👌
A couple weeks old and already a CLASSIC! Watched it all the way through again.
What a nice old guy, could listen to him all day.
AB 'going bananas' is definitely something most of us in UK have heard before these two are just weird 😂
What a great guy at the end. Interesting what he had to say too. And I iagree with you AB, the council cleans up around them. Like the guy mentioned about the fellow cleaning the streets in north Abingdon, I do that too where I live. Twice a week I pick all the litter and when needed removing all the grass and other weeds between the tiles of the pavement. And council tax keeps rising.
Instant response outside a police station , not so much when they have a real crime at the Co Op . The Pensioner officer was a bit clueless lucky the young was switched on, nice guy.
YES AB!!! Expose these bully boys! 😡😡😡 keep doing gods work bro! 💯
Apparently the older officer still hasent cracked a smile 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AuditingBritaini watch your videos one after the other your so on point and always so funny
He’s probably married
@@neilbobbetthe's probably just set in his ways
His arse would probably cry and feel jealous if his faced cracked a smile.
Two of the most Wet police officers I ever seen 😂
😂
See how quick he puts his book back in his pocket 😂😂😂😂
😂 nervous Norman
The police continually keep asking "if you are alright?, are you ok?, do you need any help?". They scurry off rudely and don't account for their non compliance about body worn camera notification. The older cop, shows exactly why he's never got anywhere in the job. He's got all the equipment on him except the essentials of politeness and acumen. The retired RAF gentleman. An example of a better breed of Englishman. A video for the time capsule that one AB.
Love the drama at 17:20. The music really turns the simple task of closing some blinds into a hilarious melodrama. Pure gold!
Wow cheers. Sat. Night sorted, get sat down soon with a beer and give this a watch. Nothing on TV but AB saves the day
It’s a re upload
Hope you have a video for tomorrow?
@@stuartb4525 I might be able to rummage something up 😉
@@northernaudits You best have lol 😂😂😂 i
6635 needs to retire, hes got the demeanor of someone who has been demoted more than once for transgressions
I agree with you. Shows how dumb he is when he asked AB for his name and he replied 'Houdini' and he started to write it down in his notepad. I love all these audit videos, but there are some really scary ones, mainly filmed in the USA.
The whole world has gone bananas and these clowns haven't even heard the expression.
Probably being P. C. as AB is from an ethnic background.
They're too busy going nuts!
Hello from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada .... just want to say I'm a subscriber and love your channel.
Great username!
Same here. Italy.
"Unlike Mr Olden Days over there" 😂
I’m sure I’ve seen pc Clayton on another auditing channel recently? Cannot forget his cool, masterly prowess and bumbling fidgeting.
Ahh, this is a great ending, he really wanted to chat about raf and his hometown going to pot.
Sad for the elder generations to see things change so much around them.
Thanks for giving him the time AB.
I've seen this before, but it was released only 4 hours ago. The mysteries of the universe. 😎
what lovely guy at the end, love blokes like him, you can tell hes a straight decent guy , legend
When was the last time someone crashed a camera into a police station 😂
Don't know if a camera has ever crashed into a police station but if it has I bet it was a plod that crashed the camera
@@dockaos924 They don't 'Plod', they rarely get out of the car!
The guy at the end what a legend and thanks for your service sir 👏
5:50 "you want us to do something illegal" no the OPPOSITE - he wants you to STOP DOING ILLEGAL THINGS - THEY WILL NEVER LEARN
the casual way he said it, gives the impression they happily do illegal stuff
Respect to the man at the end ❤ Thanks for your service
how the young cop didnt start laughing is a mystery to me ...
THEY NEVER HEARD OF ''GOING BANANAS'' UNBELIEVABLE. After that I wouldn't trust them with a tea bag.
What a nice gent at the end! Well done AB for taking the time to have a chat with the man. 👍
"You want us to do something illegal"?, 😂😂😂😂 a police officer saying that
Superintendents are never busy. They do next to nothing. Sometimes they meet with a ‘dignitary’ . But by and large they do bugger all that matters.
Are there laws about making a false report in the UK ?
Yes.
In the UK, it is a serious offence for a police officer to knowingly make a false report. This sort of misconduct can have severe consequences, both for the police officer involved and for the public's trust in the police service.
Under the Police Conduct Regulations, dishonesty and falsification of any kind, including making a false report, is considered gross misconduct. This can lead to disciplinary actions ranging from management advice, written warnings, to dismissal without notice.
Moreover, if a police officer knowingly or recklessly makes a materially false, misleading or deceptive statement, they could be guilty of a criminal offence under the Criminal Justice and Courts Act 2015. This can result in a prison sentence, a fine, or both.
Excellent AB absolutely hilarious especially the blinds scene with the music 🎶 lol was laughing 😂 keep up the good work my friend 👌
I love the layout and the eye candy in that estate agents .
I’d put my information on display anytime for those two sorts 😍
Great video AB. I appreciate your character. It was nice that you visited with the man at the end.
Mr Olden days is such a cheerful rosey cheeked individual😂😂😂
Major hot fuzz vibes from these first two coppers.
“Mr olden days over there getting stressed out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “you need to relax” priceless
“You can do whatever you want.” That young copper said it! So go on AB!!!
I see you reposted this one! Great. So yes, as I said before, this is your best production ever. The watching of this never gets old. It is all about the somberness of those who don’t seem to comprehend the smallness of their lives. Instead they have a desperation about them to hide from a camera while being incredibly daft that they work for the public and that they must recognize the rights of the public. Yes, it exposes all of the reasons you audit to begin with in one short edited part of a video. Not the least of which is that the dusty, dank crevices of civilization must be exposed once and for all. We don’t need these dark hidden places in our world. I’ve got some mold and mildew cleaner I’ve been applying today, might as well use it all up.
yes thought i had seen it before
Great comment about these slinking pit creatures.
nah he hasn’t reposted it, it’s an update on the one you think was reposted. Even though he does reupload once in a while.
@@softshallow7435 he completely took down the first one. My comment was pinned on the first one. He commented to me as did dozens of others. This is not an update, there is nothing new on this one. You are wrong. Btw, if you want to link me to his first post rather than this repost, have at it. You will only waste your time. In fact the first one was taken down within 48 hours.
state of the windows and the crappy blinds, the music was epic AB
I was crying laughing
You are the only one to do this with humour and some charm.
👍.... Hope you are well AB. ❤️
🥇
@@snappa77 Loser !!!
Why re-upload AB? Did you cut anything out or blurred something???
💕 you AB.
I love it when they get the notepad out of their pocket and assume they are going to have his name. AB is the main man
'You gonna send me a birthday card or something?' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made me laugh so much and the guys face didn't change I thought oh come are you a robot, I appreciate wit
Yo, AB! Is this a re upload?
Thank you for your service sir
Loved listening to the old chap at the end of the video .
@25.45 thank you for your service sir. People seem to forget that older people were once young and probably lived more adventurous lives than possible now days. I know I could never get away with the things I did when young now🤔😉😈.
Sure I’ve saw this before not that I’m complaining AB love the uploads
Still one of my favourites. Raw cheekiness had that poor man dumbfounded! 🤣
This is the funniest vid so far for me AB
Absolutely Hilarious you made my night ..👍🤲
The blinds, I laughed my ass off at that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isn’t this a reupload … seen it before?
yes reload, due to a cuntstable going bananas, reporting A.B.
Best Auditor from across the pond ive had the pleasure of viewing.
Im pissing myself laughing at that guy trying to close the blinds, the music is perfect!
Love your videos AJ... 😉
Thanks AB 🧡
I have watched all your video`s by now and pine for more but this one, is by far my favourite, the laugh was terribly painful to my face, ribs and tummy muscles and makes me happy for a long time. Many thanks for this one. Getting banana`s yet? :-D
It never fails to amaze me that even when they realise that they're being audited, their fragile egos rarely (not never, but rarely) let them just walk away right there and then, as they should. For all what they whine about being "baited", they keep _choosing_ the wrong actions over and over and over again. Always trying to hand out a _directive_ to get the last word.
I know exactly what you do, BUT... don't try any car door handles and stay out of the road!!
😂 AB asking the grumpy one his date of birth..and says he will send him a birthday card😅😅😅
Slowmo and music with it. Superb,thanks.
THEY WERE OUT OF THE STY QUICK SO FAST THEIR TROTTERS WERE SMOKING 😅 AS SOON AS U STUD UP 2 THEM THEY ALL DID THE WALK OF SHAME KEEP ON COLLECTING THE PHOTONS AND THKZ VERY MUCH AB 👍
AB king of UK ☺️💪💪
That cop sure sees a lot of stuff with his eyes..
And his conversation skills level is.... Oh Look! A Pony!
Love your videos ab there so intertaining and funny😂😂👊
I howled all the way through with the blinds, blinding music! 😂🤣 Bet a new set is on order 😂 Brilliant mate 👌🏻👊🏻😁🕺🏻🥳
I felt sorry for that guy. Blinds can be so unforgiving. It was an emotional rollercoaster.
The blinds... Such a sad moment in history 😢
Thank you brother for apologising for making me cry. I have not laughed like that in a long time.
The elder gentleman at the end was the cherry on the cake. Pay attention yungans!
Abeee nice ONE. a. Nover. Good. Vidio.
That bit where he was trying to close the blinds was amazing man 😂
Ha ha adding the music made it funny
I understand that in Australia an Auditor called nunya bizness has been jailed for auditing. I was surprised because i thought Australia was a democracy.
Public services and especially public workers have become unbearably authoritarian.
They appear to truly believe thst they posses powers to do what they want with the public. They make up rules and policies to enforce their feelings and prejudices on those they are paid to serve.
Some of them appear to believe that the public are nothing more than a nuisance.
Hi AB I learned a lot about civil rights thank you I will be always watching you
That scene with the guy trying to close the blinds, lol amazing
It just goes to show that their must be many folk who give what ever they ask once approached by the uniform , we must train them not too
AB ..dont let them flank you either..just no need for it ffs ❤
Abeeee. Love your video 👍👍
AB you are funny man in these times..thanks man!
These coppers are what happens when you only get 2 hours of training and even then you can only remember the one phrase from the Powerpoint presentation. 😆
Why cant they just be civil and approachable..have a nice demeanour..instead of thinking of the worst ..they would get more out of people ..its not rocket science ..its nice to be nice .....easy 👍 😊
Great work as always AB.
AB....why have so many people not commented about the bloke with the blinds! The music you added. Omg I'm literally crying of laughter. Who knew closing the blinds is one thing for one person and a hobby/DIY project for someone else 🤣🤣🤣
+1 for the Zappa reference AB! 😎👍
That's what I thought 😅 bet not many will get that