Can we take a moment to respect the fact that this man Is willing to let an egg sit for a week and then break it apart with a good fork. True respect from me
Let's just acknowledge the battery of the camera that recorded the gradual rotting of an egg, over a period of 300+ hours, for the viewing pleasure of 1.6 Million people. Proud to be a part of this epic journey!
@@kimjongun3410 and let's not forget that it's not a camera that's "recording", but a time lapse "made out of" photos taken minutes apart from each other. (Sorry for my bad English)
Egg: "That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this. It's a killer." (Egg starts rotting and laughing) Rotten Egg: "Oh I never get tired of that!"
everyone's talking about the egg but no one's talking about that fly that first fly was a trooper, they were there the entire two weeks while as the egg was taking its final form we should all aspire to be that fly
My dad: *Watches historical shows* My mom: *Watches cooking shows* My sister: *Watches Celebrities* My brother: *Watches RUclipsrs* Me: *E G G T I M E L A P S E*
At first, since where I live I spell it like “mold” I thought you spelled it wrong and I thought it was funny. But then after I posted that comment I realized that other countries spell it differently than my country does and I feel dumb now. 😂 Sorry for any confusion it caused!!
: Why does this fork taste weird? : Oh yeah I used it to check how my 13-day-old egg looked like Next video: *Digestive System Organs Surgery Timelapse*
1st day of Quarantine : I'll be a better person from now on!
Quarantine day 11 : watching egg Timelapse
Boiiii
that's me
Ofcourse. Why not watch an egg rot
You re right :'V
Same
I’m literally pushing the known limits of procrastination right now.
A man of culture I see
Same tho
We are in this together.
😂
heyy it's 3:17AM where I live...
while we were living our lives, somewhere, this egg was rotting
No. Please, no.
Oh god now my mind hurts 😖
Oh god...
Marco De Gasperi ewww
That goes as far as the rest of the food this guy lets roT
Nobody:
School lunch table: I’ll give u 5 bucks and my gushers if you eat it 😏
sure
Nah
OHHH HELL NO
Pull 100 dollars from your bag right now plus hello panda cookies and ill do it for those two
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Denny’s: how do you like your eggs
Me: time lapsed
I like mine fertilized
@@blackcock5 bruh moment
@@blackcock5 GAMER
@luccinity why? It's a culture and it's funny
GNASTY GUY
Denny’s: *Okay just come back in 13 days*
Thank God they haven't created microphones with smells yet.
Lol
I could just imagine that
🤢🤢🤢
LOL so true
Oh boy
"Don't worry, the pimple will dissappear on its own, just don't touch it"
The pimple:
Odyss K honestly
Now I have nightmares-
Man I was thinking the same thing that it looks like a pimple
You fucking cursed us
all
r/cursedcomments
Loving these electricity-less recipes !! As a student, they're life saviors
Nah
“this man ate a 14 day old egg, this is what happened to his body”
@@dunkleosteusterrelliChubbyemu a man of culture I see
What do you mean-
@@HeheHom hawk tuah those who know
everybody chill till the egg moves on its own
Till the damn thing starts breathing
Till the thang starts reproducing
Aquis it’s alive it’s breathing
Aquis Thanks for the foreshadowing.....
Everybody gangsta till the egg eats us all
Me: *wants to sleep *
RUclips: Egg Timelapse
same
Aljun M xd
Truee
Same lel
so true
egg: looses shell
egg: *FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF*
I dont get it bro pls explain
XD sauce_kaos thanos says that when he takes the infinity gauntlet. and the egg makes the shell itself by crystallising
@@afthabshiraz6329 thanks bro
Loses*
I laugh so loud, lol
Can we take a moment to respect the fact that this man Is willing to let an egg sit for a week and then break it apart with a good fork. True respect from me
props to the camera man for standing there for a wekk
Noo u guys r wrong he just set up camera and leave it for a week and goes up when time is over
But imagine how smelly it was when he walked in and especially when he broke the egg
You have respect for this? I guess people would fall to my feet if they know what I’m doing all summer long and what I’m going trough.
@@laitdejabot9890 there's this thing called a "joke", you've probably never heard of it.
Why this egg is breathing his last breaths like a monster
Ikr 😂😂
Temperature changes from night and day?
Honey Jordan shit you right
Someone provide him a blanket
Run for your lives everyone, it’s the appetizer!
"How would you like your egg done sir?"
Me: Crystalized.
Anything else sir ?
@@S3D1NN no sir
@@S3D1NN that'll be all sir, may I also have eggnog for a drink by the way? Thank you sir
@@S3D1NN no thanks sir
Make the bill sir
I wont like the comment so it stays on 69.
the way the egg flakes in and out makes me very uncomfortable
masimtuse you’re right...like it’s breathing
Same oml but you clicked on the video.
The video with the English breakfast also looked like it was breathing q-q
Omg same
Gross
Egg: Doesnt get to be a pudding
Egg: “Fine I’ll do it my self”.
Nobody:
Mom: You can still eat it, Just cut off the bad parts!
*throws plate*
*Gets salmonella poisoning a day later*
It's not a banana
There will be no breakfast then
*a i r*
Restaurant waiter: How would you like your egg?
Me: *oh i’ll have it crystal*
ᗴᗪIT: TYᔕᗰ TᕼIᔕ Iᔕ Tᕼᗴ ᗰOᔕT ᒪIKᗴᔕ I'ᐯᗴ ᗴᐯᗴᖇ ᘜOTTᗴᑎ
lol then you have to wait for 13 days
I wonder how high were u when u thought of this
*334 hours later*
@Gerald well some ones a little bit salty when fried
Thereal Bigmac it would be a very special egg
I'm so glad that camera doesn't capture smell too.
Hahahaha indian humour = best humour
@@Kamal_AL-Hinai never
O_o mE tOo
@@Kamal_AL-Hinai never
Me to
Me in the beginning: Hmmm doesn't look that bad
*eggs starts flinching*
Me: WHAT THE F--
Let's just acknowledge the battery of the camera that recorded the gradual rotting of an egg, over a period of 300+ hours, for the viewing pleasure of 1.6 Million people. Proud to be a part of this epic journey!
I mean, it was probably plugged in,
and I don't think watching an egg rot is an epic journey, but otherwise yes.
hmm how could have that possibly happened like no way it was charging as it was recording because that's just impossible
I bet you’re trolling
It doesn't record constantly, takes a picture every other minute or or hour or so
@@kimjongun3410 and let's not forget that it's not a camera that's "recording", but a time lapse "made out of" photos taken minutes apart from each other.
(Sorry for my bad English)
Mum: *you can still eat it, stop being a brat*
Me: *dies*
Mum: *it was that damn phone*
So true :)
Lol so true
True lol
That's how Mexican moms be like
My mom all the way
5 minute crafts be like: how to make crystals using an egg...
...more like 2 week crafts😂
Jasraj Kaur ik right XDDDDD
i got a joke for you
pancake face
HAHAHAHA
😀
Looks like they forgot to include that clip which was putting glue gun on the egg
Nobody:
Mom: it’s okay, just take of the bad parts!
(me)the whole things bad parts
WELL THE MOMS STUPID
Kid: aight im now in grave thank you so much mom.
kid: why th is ur name and pfp cringe
You’re mom is a transgender
i love how the tiny mosquitoes try to eat it but end up drowning themselves
F
Me too i love seeing them die and die and die
i thought they were fruit flies
LMAO
Your a spychopath.but heres our little secret.Im a spychopath to...
Mom can we get eggs?
Mom: We have eggs at home.
Eggs at home:
mmm rock hard egg
Brent Marttinen 😂😂😂😂😂
Another underrated comment
Hmmm?? 666 likes
Lmaossss
2:20
"how would you like your eggs?"
"breathing"
umm its just air
@@anatoliysergey14mobilegami43 yeah they don't have common sense lol
Yummy
XxRoyalGalaxy kittyxX it was a joke... they took it too seriously. Not to be rude, we already know that it was air lol
April Lps he’s joking too
Egg: "That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this. It's a killer."
(Egg starts rotting and laughing)
Rotten Egg: "Oh I never get tired of that!"
Waiter: how would you like your eggs?
Me: breathing and solid
Crystalized
Lol it acualy breaths at the end
EGGS CANT BREATHHHH
sour mango you hear that? It’s the joke flying around your head
The gaming lay
Do you hear that?
Its a fucking fist about to leave you toothless
Me: Mom can we stop at McDonalds
Mom: We have food at home
Food at home:
💀💀💀💀💀
Mom can we mcdonalds at home?
Mom: no we have home
Home:
True
Lol
Max Geberth kakskskskk
Nobody:
RUclips: If you liked watching that wine grow mold, then you’ll love this egg
Me: Sign me up!
Dan Villare same
Dan Villare omggg sameee
BRO
Duuuude same.
Same
everyone's talking about the egg but no one's talking about that fly
that first fly was a trooper, they were there the entire two weeks while as the egg was taking its final form
we should all aspire to be that fly
🗣FLY GANG UNITE🗣
Nah that fly got stuck and couldn’t even reach his destination while others took bites at their treasure while they were stuck and dying
Imagine how gross that must have smelt during that amount of time, that’s like a smell you’ll never get used to
Dixon Matthew D. :3 it is too horrifying to imagine
literal rotten egg
It's probably locked in a room under the basement stairs.
Maybe like hydrogen sulphide?
Like the rotten apple in my backpack
Waiter: and how’d you like your eggs?
Me: _12 days old_
Waiter: OK you'll receive your order in 12 days
@@aventator9418 your a savage
@@francheskapo7250 Thanks bro
How about century eggs?
*13 days old
You know when you’re food is gone bad when it starts breathing
*your
inhale
exhale
inhale
exhale
Amina Ali Naaaah...
Next thing ya know, it's taken over your house.
Amina Ali kinda not because you would be saying “you are food”
Temponaut you are a success
‘How would you like your egg?’
Me: crystalized pleaze 😌
Server: Ok then. Come back in 13 days. Have a Good Day.
@@Lol_71819 OK then...
I would like my egg 1 year old please
@@ichangedmynamecauseiwanted7152 Look's like someone making old joke...
@@Lol_71819 Nobody seen your comment because it's not even on the top comments
Day 5 of Quarantine: I'm now watching an egg.
😂😂😂
....Whats so funny about this comment. These people are crack heads.
@@JesusGonzalez-id9qs They have no life
Yeah... Sounds about right
@@JesusGonzalez-id9qs so we're crackheads technically for watching this?
Nobody:
Flies when the egg has been rotting for 100 hours:
*It is free real estate*
It’s real Estate
estate*
Before I even scrolled into the comments I just knew this was gonna be a joke 😭
y2u.be/K4R9GbxtweY
Saw this comment
Thought "great. a spoiler."
As if this is an actual show and not just an egg rotting
I've been watching like these kinds of videos for hours and I dont know why I'm doing this.
Me: watches the wine video
RUclips: recommends an egg rotting.
Me: “that is gonna be bad”
Me: clicks on the video.
right 😭 the wine video got suggested to me like yesterday
The wine video was suggested to me just now....
The trap....😱😱
Literally me
yoooooo😂😂😂
Real
*40 hours in*
egg: time to get funky
homeboi and thats how disco ended
I looked like a peen
DustyLahLah 777 what
It looked like a peepee tip
DustyLahLah 777 um ok
My dad: *Watches historical shows*
My mom: *Watches cooking shows*
My sister: *Watches Celebrities*
My brother: *Watches RUclipsrs*
Me: *E G G T I M E L A P S E*
Me:BTS
I mean, it’s technically cooking an egg, right?
Me: -hentai- watching sausage party movie clips
XenderJuice TenderCup me: flamingo
@@catwrappedinaluminumfoilcr5733 yo tengo
You just fed a few flies great nice man :)
Friends: What do you watch alot
Me: Its complicated
GENE SIS I watch this thing on RUclips called “None Of Yo Damn Business.”
Hahahahahahaha
GENE SIS my name is Genesis!
Just say eggs getting time lapsed
Call me Miss Yoonji that would probably weird them out and it’s a joke-~-
Waiter: how would you like your egg?
Me: Hm.. I’ll have it *c r y s t a l i z e d*
𝓬 𝓻 𝔂 𝓼 𝓽 𝓪 𝓵 𝓲 𝔃 𝓮 𝓭
XD
Yee
@@Catherine-ho1pi woah
ღ this xD
me: wow will it turn into nasty goo or will mould grow on it??
egg: dries out
me: ._______.
And it doesn't look bad..
it's tempting
Mould
@@hannah3970 ?
Kamika C maybe she’s saying that mould would grow on the egg?? Idk
At first, since where I live I spell it like “mold” I thought you spelled it wrong and I thought it was funny. But then after I posted that comment I realized that other countries spell it differently than my country does and I feel dumb now. 😂 Sorry for any confusion it caused!!
That has to be the most perfect egg I’ve seen in my life
Restaurant: how do you want your eggs?
me: *crystalized*
🤢🤮I'd never go to that restaurant ever again. Or better yet, EAT EGGS! XD
@@akemi-chan9697 LOL XD
Fertilized
@@piksels6104 Oh.... Oh no.....
*Yummy.*
Hey you person you copied
This is that sorta thing that you don't need to see but you really want to just for the sake of it
Ikr
Me: mum, can we stop at Outback?
Mum: No, we get food at home.
The food:
Lol
😆
2:53 *
@@LotusLover123 true
Sad story
Mom, when's breakfast? I have been waiting for 13 days now...
Coming honey! And since you like your eggs crispy I thought I'd give you a little surprise!
*A few hours later*
Mother, I don't feel so good...
Potato Man
Who calls there mum mother? Seriously
The only thing worse than the child’s breakfast is the family toilet.
xSoba_tv ツ lol
The title should be "how to cook an egg in less than 15 days!"
gold comment.
With flies going over it over the days
r/cursed_comments
With bugs for extra flavour!
Agreed
-Mom we can get eggs?
-No we have eggs at home
-Eggs at home:
soo ture
Please Enter A Name You mean can we get eggs?
Is it me or is it super crazy how it opens like a flower over and over?
Me: Can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: There’s food at home
Food at home:
Ikr
yum
food at mcdonald’s:
you copied this lmao from another person
MOMMMMMM THE FOOD IS MOVINGGGGGG
Egg: Cook me!
Person: No
Egg: Fine I guess I’ll do it myself
nice
nice
nice
nice
nic e
Egg: *Doesn’t get cooked*
Egg: Fine, I’ll do it myself
Egg: I am Inevitable
lol yeah, an egg cooking itself is pretty gross. And I doubt you want to eat it afterwards. 😆🤮
@@akemi-chan9697 no one would eat a shit lang that
@@akemi-chan9697 even for 100billion dollars i wouldnt
@@zynex2623 your crazy, I would definitely do it for 100 billion dollars
4:37 I FOOL EVERY ONE😂😭
“how do you like your egg?”
*extra crunchy*
lmao
Xd
Your order will be with you in 30 days
Lmafo
@@snaccsenpai9532 13* lol
“Sir how would you like your egg cooked?”
Me : “Crystallized”
ValRy Gaming THIS KILLED ME ANIJSIHWBUH
I like my eggs Fermented!
I do love me some crystallized egg tho =/
Lol
I nearly vomited watching this vidoe
Me : Well this isn't so bad
Egg yolk: *Starts breathing*
Me:OH GOD IT'S EVOLVING 😱!!
Shamiqua Smith execcute -> exeggutor (is that how u spell it)
When was it breathing?
Same.
2:20
@@coronavirus5622 Oh you mean the wind which is blowing on the egg?
RUclips: yes this is very interesting let’s show people how crystals are made
Me:
Me:Hey mom can we go out for breakfast
Mom:there’s food the the fridge
Food in the fridge:
Any sizedcreeper
Cool thanks for checking that
@Any sizedcreeper Are you being sarcastic?
NiNi Pop
yeah
I usually just ignore those kind of comments
Any sizedcreeper that wasn’t a grammar mistake, that was a typing mistake.
Relatable.
Me: "Mom, I'm hungry"
Mom: "We got food at home"
*The food at home:*
This and some relish
should i call child support?
Razor X u copied someone comment :/
3:02
Lmao
: Why does this fork taste weird?
: Oh yeah I used it to check how my 13-day-old egg looked like
Next video: *Digestive System Organs Surgery Timelapse*
Who eats a fork
@@luis-lt4gn they mean when you put it in your mouth
@@SAMEYO78 he was making a joke, you fucking troglodite
@@player-8740 my god that's considered a joke people on the internet got cancerous
@@luis-lt4gn You can taste things without eating them
Bro you are
Amazing!
I don't like how the Eggs stink, I cannot even imagine how bad THIS stinks.
Its all I keep thinking..must stink so bad
not much. because there were not much flies, worms etc
@@dauntlesskjcm4780? It smells because it went bad, as in starts rotting, not because flies or worms.
Luke Auyeung he meant that worms and flies are attracted to the scent
@@KD-sz1sn perhaps, or the egg was sealed so they couldn't get there at all.
Customer: Can I get the egg a little bit crunchy?
Waiter: Sure thing.....
Kaven L. They sure are a waiter
J a y d e n - aha aha
@@Jayden-ws9lm gold
Sure, you'll be served in...about 5 days
*proceeds to wait a week for egg to come*
"what do you do for a living?"
"I record food rotting"
“I film rotting food” 😂😂
I document various decomposition processes for Science™
don’t know why this was on my fyp but I’m glad it was
Egg: *Exists*
Flies: *I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career*
Some Dude eggsist*
Me: Mom can we go to McDonalds?
Mom: No, we have food at home.
Food at home:
LOL
And Food at McDonalds:
Atomic FLAYX lol
Food at home: *lives*
Ahahaha same
It’s so unsatisfying to see the bugs/flys get all over the egg
EllaMyntCookie Gacha agreed
Rip egg
The only time i enjoyed the flys coming were when it flew into the slimey stuff and died.
Ikr
I know it’s completely the opposite of satisfying my eyes,
Nobody:
Me: Waiting to see a baby chicken 😁
chicks cannot hatch if the egg is broken
*egg breaks apart and the corpse of a decomposed chicken slides off*
Mum: What did you learn from this video?
Me: An egg fries itself up after 13 days.
Omg yess I was legit thinking that if u leave an egg out for 13 days it cooks itself lmao
This is “exactly” what i wanted to watch at 2 in the morning in quarantine
Galaxy Gacha and Doodlerwillow its literally w am rn
its 2am for me rn haha
Same xd
Eggsactly?
Right now it’s 3:46
"How would you like your eggs sir?"
"Flakey"
That's ew
@@deey_is_dumb_af pi
“And add a few fly’s as well”
Alex Thomas mmmmmmm extra protein!
And also some delicious Crystal egg whites please!
Never thought i would see a egg rotting entertaining.
Me: I’m so bored I could watch an egg
RUclips: OKAY
Haha yeah
me: i will have a good sleep tonight
also me at 4 am: egg time lapse
Underrated
nyakiye this comment made me snort so hard LMAOOO
Same with me but at one am
Same
Bro tomorrow is my birthday and I can’t sleep
"what type of eggs do u want sir?"
Me: crystalized pls.
COPIED COMMENT EVERYONE
Huh
Still funny lol
The fly sat on it🤢🤮🤮 lol
You need health insurance for that.
Me at 3:00am watching this time lapse like:👁👄👁
Howtobasic would like to know your location...
I was waiting for a howtobasic joke
It's literally how you look like after waiting for a howtobasic video
Imagine Howtobasic smash all the rotten foods of this channel 🤮
@@DucNguyenTien99 rotten food is nastier than the food made by howtobasic tbh
104 likes in just 1 hour
Egg: *exists*
Bugs: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
Those huge-ish ones give me the shivers...
lol thats the meme
@@HiFar Veggietales baybey
@@LocalGooberGoobs we have that in our place
Well I guess it doesn’t exist anymore.
Nobody:
Egg yolk: *breathe in breathe out*
smell the flowers *sniifffff*
blow out the candles *whooosh*
Tapping ASMR Channel ikr 😳🖐🏻
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW ITS POSSIBLE
People doing yoga: HEy ThaTs mY liNe
Lol
I don’t know how I got here but it’s cool
Thanks. Now I won’t leave my egg out for 334 hours.
Da Potato Queen yeah, leave it out for 333 hours lol
@@irxs11 lol
Facts just facts
im the 334th like :)
Da Potato Queen same
RUclips : Hey watch this egg time lapse!
6.9 Million people : Ok.
And you are one of those 6 million people.
6,7M*
The universe: exists
Egg: *has no shell*
Yoke:Fine I’ll do it myself
*YOKE*
Y o k e
I think I just accidentally made it a meme
But I’m not complaining
YOKE ARMY WILL TAKE OVER
I loved these videos for some reason
Can we just appreciate that this food doesn’t actually grow mold while other food does
How the hell did I find u
PeriQuartz it’s cuz it’s not a food it’s unborn chicken
@@mariaaamir4114 Exactly! That's what makes it food!
@@CesarDiaz-yp8tt Bro McDonalds is also not growing mold 😂
@@mariaaamir4114 The egg isn't fertilized. Chickens lay egg regardless if there's a rooster or not.
Everyone: Eew, that's disgusting!
Me: *Waiting for the eye to blink*
Omg so disturbing
Yes
Yo samee
It blinks when you blink....
Same but I just always have a staring contest with the eye
egg rotting
11 mil people: *now this was the quality content ive been looking for!*
Yea
Lmao
almost 12 million now
@@TrevyBevor wow I can't believe ppl are still here after 1 year
Giganigga
First video of this channel that I watched.
So you’re telling me that I can get a “hard boiled egg” without any heat?
*Y E S.*
You're pfp is so Fitting...
why do i feel like every comment you make is in that format bc of ur name and pfp..
It’s not
I’ve tried it! It also tastes very crispy 😋
I am ur 100th like
who needs to cook eggs when they just cook themselves after a while
hEUGH
felixx journals yes
I wouldn't wait 13 days to eat a single egg tho 😂
@@izzowizzo_ ÆUGH
lexi xoxo *NASTY*
Is *anyone* else thinking how many bugs he has to get rid of.
😂
Yea lmao i love ur pfp(profile picture)
Jade Bailey yes
No I’m thinking about how good that egg will be
Blathers is quaking.
You inspired me to do timelapses on my channel so thank u !!
Didn’t realize I wasn’t supposed to leave my egg for 344 hours. Now I will make all my eggs correctly
Lol
Ha funny
334*
Same