Demetri Martin - Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • I normally do ICP videos, and I will continue doing those, but I heard demetri martin and this guy is HILARIOUS! So I wanted to share haha. Enjoy

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  • @theGzeusprepuce
    @theGzeusprepuce 13 лет назад +3

    I like his Hedberg logic style comedy

  • @coelloello
    @coelloello 12 лет назад +2

    "Hey there a donkey with some pizazz...let's kick its ass."
    Took me 10 seconds to realise the hidden pun :)

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 12 лет назад +1

    There aren't a lot of comedians who have their audience cracking up as much as he does.
    I went to his show liek a year ago, and my jaw literally hurt.

  • @U2fan24
    @U2fan24 14 лет назад +2

    Demetri rocks! This was awesome.

  • @Themacecomplex
    @Themacecomplex 13 лет назад +2

    turn on the closed captioning for this video its flipping hilarious

  • @mac1136
    @mac1136 15 лет назад +1

    And a hawk becomes, a double hawk. HAHAHAHA

  • @skimh
    @skimh 13 лет назад +1

    I hear a big Mitch Hedberg influence here.

  • @hamp0p
    @hamp0p 12 лет назад

    I would marry this man right here.
    But not just because he looks adorable.
    But because he's smart and funny.
    What more could I ask for?

  • @yossarian1633
    @yossarian1633 11 лет назад +1

    Jesus take it easy, the guy uploaded Demetri Martin = thank you very much, good call.
    the end/

  • @myipodtouchSam
    @myipodtouchSam 11 лет назад +1

    hey guys, the visual jokes r from funny or die. google demetri Martin visual jokes. first link! :)

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 11 лет назад +4

    Thank god I have an imagination for 4:55

  • @tony77586
    @tony77586 13 лет назад +1

    this guy has some great philosophies on life

  • @nintendo917
    @nintendo917 12 лет назад +1

    I just love how he thinks outside the box

  • @payton9696
    @payton9696 14 лет назад

    Happy Birthday Jesusss... gotta use that one. lol

  • @DanManThePurple
    @DanManThePurple 13 лет назад

    It's hilarious when he says a fly got in the kitchen, and some lady goes "Ohh".
    2:26

  • @ItsBland
    @ItsBland 13 лет назад

    This is off Comedy Central. He did a special. Trying to find it... Its on my iPod.

  • @frzBAW
    @frzBAW 14 лет назад

    glad to see another one of the fam likes demetri WHOOP WHOOP

  • @TheOfficialOC
    @TheOfficialOC 12 лет назад

    Love him, smart humor

  • @IloveyouLenaKatina
    @IloveyouLenaKatina 12 лет назад

    I used to watch segments on Comedy Central . com but I don't know if they are there anymore. Also, he has his own website.

  • @goyankeesandgh
    @goyankeesandgh 13 лет назад +2

    17 people don't have leather sleeves

  • @Beatlesandanimerulez
    @Beatlesandanimerulez 12 лет назад

    he makes good, witty jokes

  • @IloveyouLenaKatina
    @IloveyouLenaKatina 12 лет назад +1

    Here's what you are missing without the video...starting @ 5:00 his "material enhancers" are funny drawings! "I was at a party the other night" he slides his arm into the side of a picture and it lines up with a hand holding a beer... @ 5:40 "I own leather sleeves" is written on the picture. @ 6:05 "Ladies, that's not true." is written. @ 6:50 is the craziest drawing of a hawk with four wings! and it says "I'm awkward." @ 7:45 he puts up a drawing of a brick wall...those are the best ones

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear 7 лет назад

    That last jokes only work for grape fruits though, which is sad cause I like grapefruits.

  • @Eric2Javelin
    @Eric2Javelin 14 лет назад

    @wheredidhuntergo You can never be sure with Demetri, he self-teaches alot of cool stuff.

  • @zeeslag123
    @zeeslag123 13 лет назад

    I think that's how the theme song to spiderman was written: bananananananana bananananananana

  • @perdew129
    @perdew129 12 лет назад

    @ Pabloman3 I totally agree! It's a shame that his humor isn't widely accepted, or even understood, for that matter!

  • @mangodoofus
    @mangodoofus 13 лет назад

    is this from his show or from a stand up thing? wats it called thanks

  • @suppusan1
    @suppusan1 13 лет назад

    AWWW i wish there was video :(

  • @dudnutent
    @dudnutent 4 года назад

    Ice Bear likes to joke

  • @HarveyDentalfloss
    @HarveyDentalfloss 7 лет назад +8

    Ice Bear is funny.

  • @AdamScadAdam
    @AdamScadAdam 13 лет назад

    @CH3BURASHKA The thing is I'm heavily into comedy, I've seen thousands of comedians and sketches from across the world through sites such as RUclips. But this video was a kind of 'cherry on top' for the low level of American comedy. I've done research, trust me..and therefore am sorry for sounding ignorant!

  • @Zuben42
    @Zuben42 11 лет назад +4

    Uh, prop comedy on a still video? Jesus.

  • @whatnowsnoop
    @whatnowsnoop 13 лет назад

    Yeah it needs video.

  • @20PK20
    @20PK20 13 лет назад

    what/where is this show so i can find the video? I want to see the material enhancers haha

  • @dextersdead
    @dextersdead 14 лет назад

    babatteries

  • @orange3543
    @orange3543 14 лет назад

    i wanna marry this guy he is my life

  • @Lumberjacked120
    @Lumberjacked120 14 лет назад +1

    5:00, wish i could see it.

  • @chuntusmac
    @chuntusmac 13 лет назад

    @tony77586 yes he does

  • @Neomex000
    @Neomex000 12 лет назад

    do you have his videos or know where to watch them?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 лет назад +1

    JETS?

  • @mattcfb1
    @mattcfb1 10 лет назад +11

    sounds like mitch hedberg

  • @Pyromaniac8971
    @Pyromaniac8971 13 лет назад

    @AdamScadAdam there is great american humour (see joss whedon's Firefly) and relatively untactful british humour as well.

  • @Caseytehspacey93
    @Caseytehspacey93 13 лет назад

    This would be so much better with videos lol

  • @Spardeous
    @Spardeous 11 лет назад

    I thought him cancelling the show had to do with 'him working more than 80 hours a week and exhausting himself'(his own words) and his contract with CBS? I can't find anything that would indicate that the ratings going south, let alone that my comparison was against one of the most successful comedy shows of all time.

  • @pladneck
    @pladneck 12 лет назад

    swag

  • @elijahdardano8156
    @elijahdardano8156 12 лет назад

    funny stuff

  • @cfromcass
    @cfromcass 12 лет назад

    What happened to the full episode of Note Pad Jokes?

  • @123legodude
    @123legodude 13 лет назад

    his picture is evil. no matter which way i move he still looks at me........creepy (hahaha)

  • @MistaVillain
    @MistaVillain 13 лет назад +2

    don't dislike it jus because your to slow to comprehend the jokes

  • @b0bm3rley
    @b0bm3rley 14 лет назад

    @ineedalifeLTD, lol, his parents dont love him

  • @IloveyouLenaKatina
    @IloveyouLenaKatina 12 лет назад

    I love Demetri! But I agree Dane Cooke IS terrible. I'm wondering, what kind of comedy do you like?

  • @dazednhazed19
    @dazednhazed19 11 лет назад

    I agree 100%!!!

  • @CannabisSativa713
    @CannabisSativa713 12 лет назад

    whats the second half from?

  • @CarlySage1
    @CarlySage1 11 лет назад

    @Connor Lang

  • @AorticLocustPlague
    @AorticLocustPlague 12 лет назад

    ICP and Demetri Martin take a certain taste its a littlw thing called good taste. most people who dont like ICP, like jeff duhnam and other simple comedians because it takes no fucking brain cells they just want shitty sound bites

  • @Nardril
    @Nardril 13 лет назад

    no material enhancers :(

  • @thetarnishedsoviet
    @thetarnishedsoviet 13 лет назад

    @bgreen97 There's no accountaing for taste :-P

  • @ItsBland
    @ItsBland 13 лет назад

    Heres some...
    comedians (dot) jokes.com/demetri-martin/videos/demetri-martin---material-enhancers

  • @stranglechord
    @stranglechord 12 лет назад

    HA! Juggaho.

  • @moocher2121
    @moocher2121 13 лет назад

    yo man, you can't do material enhancers without showing them! doesn't work. bad ninja.

  • @verycoolverylegal
    @verycoolverylegal 13 лет назад

    @ForgottenChiller No I don't. He's funny with and without visuals.

  • @jimmythechimp2
    @jimmythechimp2 12 лет назад

    That would make sense, though it does seem Americans seem to prefer a lot more forced laughter than the British.

  • @stranglechord
    @stranglechord 12 лет назад

    HA! Juggalo.

  • @devinrosswood
    @devinrosswood 12 лет назад

    @12345funkymonkey Nor learned how to spell 'heard' either it seems.

  • @final_friday
    @final_friday 13 лет назад

    Back seat driver joke is ripped off Mitch Hedberg. What's the stand-up etiquette in cases like this? is it ok to use other people's jokes?

  • @catchitkillitcookit
    @catchitkillitcookit 13 лет назад

    @minecreafter6789 I'll list just a few people who are 10x more funny than him. Lee Evens, Peter Kay, Frankie Boyle, Bill Bailey, Rufus hound, Russel Howward, alan car, Jimmy Car, Jack Dee, Alan Davis, Ricky gervais Hugh Dennis Omid Djalili Andy parsons Jack whitehall Noel Fielding Michael McIntyre Richard Ayoade. To list just some of the British Comedians that still performed not including some of the best Classic Comedians. American Humour is almost like childrens Jokes.

  • @ch3burashka
    @ch3burashka 13 лет назад +1

    @AdamScadAdam He's the only American comedian that does this; it's his shtick. Maybe do a bit of research next time so as not to seem so ignorant.

  • @hamp0p
    @hamp0p 12 лет назад

    Oh okay :3 Sorry I snapped at you!

  • @sk8razer
    @sk8razer 11 лет назад

    Who is your favorite stand up?

  • @pablomon3
    @pablomon3 13 лет назад

    @BigDaddyDave42020 lol he has a very profound sense of humor. it's intelligent and makes you think. i suppose you're used to family guy, fart jokes, and cavemen banging coconuts on each others' heads. its not his fault most people in the world, including you, dont have a tasteful sense of humor

  • @Spardeous
    @Spardeous 11 лет назад

    ...A disaster? Huh? It was the highest rated comedy show since Dave Chappell. In fact he almost beat Chappell in ratings. Exactly what are you talking about?

  • @TheLazerBean
    @TheLazerBean 13 лет назад

    @kevintothe11
    3 people disliked this video

  • @somebodyjones2
    @somebodyjones2 11 лет назад

    Uh... yeah... it clicked hard in the ratings in the first season, tapered off a bit in the second season and wasn't invited back for a third... Perhaps "disaster" is a little hyperbolic, but not very. It got stale and lost viewership very, very quickly. I like him. I said that. He's no Mitch, though, and the show started sucking hard.

  • @NAJT91
    @NAJT91 13 лет назад

    When does he do the DreamCatcher joke? Which show was it in?

  • @Miradart
    @Miradart 14 лет назад

    @DisportMusic No kidding! Dane Cook is like Dmitri Martin if he were on on meth. The only problem is that he doesn't use Dmitri's best stuff.
    If anyone thinks that Dane Cook is funny, try watching his video while facing the wall opposite the wall to the TV. He really isn't that funny. He just struts around and strikes poses while telling jokes.

  • @jimmythechimp2
    @jimmythechimp2 12 лет назад +1

    No the jokes are fantastic, it's just Americans will laugh at anything like it is the most hillarious joke they have ever heard and their canned laughter on tv shows is way over used, there is so much canned laughter on the big band theory it is sometimes unbearable.

  • @fr0zenhound
    @fr0zenhound 13 лет назад

    It sucks... "here are some visual aids"

  • @FireMasterYang
    @FireMasterYang 14 лет назад

    Everybody goes through the "Dane Cook" phase xD just a phase. You think hes original, and by the time you see "Good Luck Chuck"....
    wtf?...
    GRAPEFRUIT?!...
    Hes a poserr~

  • @MelanieSakowski
    @MelanieSakowski 11 лет назад

    lollipop is hardcandy+garbage - MITCH HEDBERG!

  • @Gr33nPhoenix
    @Gr33nPhoenix 12 лет назад

    I don't like ICP and prefer more mutual music all naturally I an drawn to more clever comedians.. That kids made a horrible point. Lol

  • @morevidzz2282
    @morevidzz2282 10 лет назад

    he looks like oil sykes

  • @MsDerrrrrrrrr
    @MsDerrrrrrrrr 12 лет назад

    wtf is icp?.....

  • @ramadanaffan
    @ramadanaffan 13 лет назад

    um you should stop doing ICP videos and just keep doin demetri martin stuff

  • @CraigMetalHead
    @CraigMetalHead 12 лет назад +1

    Visual jokes on a still image video... classy move uploader.

  • @jimmythechimp2
    @jimmythechimp2 12 лет назад

    Why the fuck are they laughing at the lead ups to the jokes.....those aren't the funny bits.

  • @somebodyjones2
    @somebodyjones2 12 лет назад

    he's like a wannabe mitch hedberg. (RIP) I like demetri, but he cooled off quickly, didn't he? that CC show was a disaster and that pretty much ended the whole thing.

  • @googleboy314
    @googleboy314 13 лет назад

    Love him, but he says the same jokes over and over.

  • @catchitkillitcookit
    @catchitkillitcookit 13 лет назад

    @minecreafter6789 Twitter link can't remember who some gamer or w/e said this guy was funny, but nope he isnt.

  • @AdamScadAdam
    @AdamScadAdam 13 лет назад

    This is EXACTLY why American humor is looked down on by the rest of the world...its so obvious and basic!

  • @tdotK1D
    @tdotK1D 13 лет назад

    yeaaaaah... not that funny :l

  • @roofrepairspecial
    @roofrepairspecial 11 лет назад

    this guy thinks he's mitch hedberg what a clown