"Think about, like you know, like, ten-year-olds probably can't stab very good. But a ten year old probably gets stabbed really easy, so it's like, you know, it flows in both directions." Garret Hunter, philosopher.
0:00 - Garrett checks the Demographics/'I've never had sex.' - Shawn Chatfield - 2:44 - Derrick's thoughts on Mega64 fans - 3:45 - 'Stay away from a stranger's hood.' -Rocco Botte 3:51 - THEME SONG ( Eagles of Death Metal - I Only Want You ) 4:27 - DOUBLE THEME 4:44 - Where is Eric?/'He's vaping at Twitchcon' - 5:35 - Vape flavors 6:40 - How will Rick and Morty top 'Pickle Rick'? - 8:17 - 'What's the most old person thing someone said to you' - 9:45 - Word of Advice: Feathers 10:32 - Welcome to the Mega64 Podcast 11:04 - Lil'B got jumped 13:14 - October and why it sucks now - 14:14 - Spoopy/Garrett goes meme positive 15:35 - Pop-up Shops/A possible Mega64 Pop-up Shop???? - 17:28 - Shawn and Internet Culture - 18:20 - The Slenderman stabbing case sentencing/Kids who video tape their crimes - 21:20 - What happens when you cut your fingerprints off? 22:16 - Garett vs. iPhone facial recognition/Privacy in the Modern Age - 27:46 - Shawn and Rocco vs. Siri/Digital Assistants - 31:11 - Edward Snowden on Apple's facial recognition software/Keeping a low profile 33:09 - Shawn's rare game night and VR experience/Star Trek Bridge Crew 34:55 - Activision's Player Matching patent 36:30 - Visceral Games shut down by EA - 37:50 - Are games a service? If so, how?/Is the Single-Player experience dead?/Super Mario Odyssey 43:15 - Derrick talks 'The Foreigner' - 45:03 - Movie Trailers that spoil vs. Movie Trailers that don't/'Baby Driver'/'Geostorm'/'King Kong'/'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' - 47:45 - Derrick's mock trailer - 49:04 - The Annoying use of the word 'Literally' 50:42 - Derrick talks 'The Snowman' 52:52 - Shawn talks 'Happy Death Day'/'Groundhog Day'/Hollywood Pitch Process - 56:20 - The Trajectory of 'Donnie Darko' - 57:38 - Garrett and Donnie Darko/Garrett and 'Nitchwatch'/'Daywatch' 59:34 - Twitchcon 2017/Shop.mega64.com](shop.mega64.com/) *Subscribe to Mega64Podcast on Twitch* *The Mega64 AnimeTrashSwag Collaboration shirt and the Rainbow64 Shirt are up for sale on **shop.mega64.com**! Stock is limited in all sizes, so get yours quick!* 1:02:38 - Gamedays 2017 coming up on November 11th and 12th! - Super Awesome Showdown New Game+ (Gamedays 2017) Show will be held at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge - (212 Elk Ln, Santa Ana, CA 92701) on Saturday Nov. 11th @ 8PM. - Doors open at 7:30PM w/ Early Access at 7:15PM. Tickets are $20!! or $25 w/ Early Entry!! 1:05:10 - NEW! Mega64: Crunchyroll Expo 2017 Panel Q&A now uploaded on Mega64 Archives 1:06:19 - NEW! Mega64 PAX West 2017 Panel Q&A now uploaded for Patrons! Subscribe to Mega64's Patreon for more exclusives 1:07:04 - NEW! Heartslayers Episode #05 on Mega64 Archive - NEW! Poorly Played Stream #241 Evil Inside on Mega64 Archive 1:09:03 - Mega64 at EXPCON 2017 October 27-29th 1:10:01 - Derrick's Movie Idea 1:11:03 - Rocco talks South Park?
For years I thought Donnie darko was a mobster movie because I always associated the name with Donnie Brasco, so that movie really blew my mind when I finally watched it one night on Netflix.
I first became a Mega64 fan in 2011 when I was 14. It was an older, 17 year old, online friend of mine who got me into Mega64, too. Point is, Garrett was on point with the demographic for me in particular.
I'm turning 22 in a day , I've been with the same girl for 4 years now, I just been watching you guys since the first assassins creed spoof back in the day when I was way younger. Just an old fan , thanks guys for the laughs you've brought me and the wisdom over the years from stories you've told
Trailers made today are designed to appeal to focus test groups. If the focus test group is asked "Did you feel like you understood what was happening?" and they answer "Yes", then if a movie flops the people who designed the trailer can shift blame away from themselves, by citing good focus test results. This is the Hollywood we live in today.
Garrett's right about avoiding the meme cesspool. That ain't no 'old man' shit. There are plenty of smart 13 year olds rejecting that shit too and creating their own humor.
my view about the invasion of privacy is similar to Derek's but I think they should just advertise things you aren't searching for. If I've been searching for it and its now in my adfolio then I've most likely already found and purchased what I wanted. I don't need more. Show me ads for things I might not have even known I wanted.
25, have had sex once but it was with a girl I was in love with, made out with a couple more girls. One other girl liked me but I was too socially retarded and anxious to act on it. Also depression.
I think the Mega64 fan base is around 23 - 35 because of how obscure humor. Sorry to say it but Mega64 isn't hyper active enough to keep the kids entertained.
If you’re calling garret an old man then consider me the oldest 16 year old on the planet because whenever people say “spoopy” I want to fucking scream at them.
Garrett, I'm sorry to prove you wrong but I'm 24 and am happily loving my boyfriend of (going on) 3 years , and we both LOVE Mega 64 :DD I also agree on the best sex, ya'll hit the nail on that one.
I thought EA's games as a service thing was their Origin subscriber service which gives you access to a bunch of games. Not "shit" games either. A lot of their flagship titles are on there. I paid it for a month to test out some games on there and got about 50 hours out of 6 bucks i think? Kind of like Netflix.
21, been watchin the boys since i've been 13 tho, lost my v at 15, was never NEET but didnt really get popular till I came to University and ppl thought my weird facetious humour that i picked up from listening to the podcast cause i didnt have that many friends outside of the internet/in school was unique n shit
Why is Shawn still there? I heard that he told Eric that he was a piece of shit and hit him, so why would they keep him around? They're really gonna keep a guy around who attacks his friends? Just because he thinks he's a dad doesn't mean he can do what he wants. I'm over it, I'm deleting you guys.
"Think about, like you know, like, ten-year-olds probably can't stab very good. But a ten year old probably gets stabbed really easy, so it's like, you know, it flows in both directions." Garret Hunter, philosopher.
Garrett Hunter, kid hunter.
"Yeah like if you're a really good stab victim and you can absorb the stab more than other people" "That's internet culture"
0:00 - Garrett checks the Demographics/'I've never had sex.' - Shawn Chatfield
- 2:44 - Derrick's thoughts on Mega64 fans
- 3:45 - 'Stay away from a stranger's hood.' -Rocco Botte
3:51 - THEME SONG ( Eagles of Death Metal - I Only Want You )
4:27 - DOUBLE THEME
4:44 - Where is Eric?/'He's vaping at Twitchcon'
- 5:35 - Vape flavors
6:40 - How will Rick and Morty top 'Pickle Rick'?
- 8:17 - 'What's the most old person thing someone said to you'
- 9:45 - Word of Advice: Feathers
10:32 - Welcome to the Mega64 Podcast
11:04 - Lil'B got jumped
13:14 - October and why it sucks now
- 14:14 - Spoopy/Garrett goes meme positive
15:35 - Pop-up Shops/A possible Mega64 Pop-up Shop????
- 17:28 - Shawn and Internet Culture
- 18:20 - The Slenderman stabbing case sentencing/Kids who video tape their crimes
- 21:20 - What happens when you cut your fingerprints off?
22:16 - Garett vs. iPhone facial recognition/Privacy in the Modern Age
- 27:46 - Shawn and Rocco vs. Siri/Digital Assistants
- 31:11 - Edward Snowden on Apple's facial recognition software/Keeping a low profile
33:09 - Shawn's rare game night and VR experience/Star Trek Bridge Crew
34:55 - Activision's Player Matching patent
36:30 - Visceral Games shut down by EA
- 37:50 - Are games a service? If so, how?/Is the Single-Player experience dead?/Super Mario Odyssey
43:15 - Derrick talks 'The Foreigner'
- 45:03 - Movie Trailers that spoil vs. Movie Trailers that don't/'Baby Driver'/'Geostorm'/'King Kong'/'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan'
- 47:45 - Derrick's mock trailer
- 49:04 - The Annoying use of the word 'Literally'
50:42 - Derrick talks 'The Snowman'
52:52 - Shawn talks 'Happy Death Day'/'Groundhog Day'/Hollywood Pitch Process
- 56:20 - The Trajectory of 'Donnie Darko'
- 57:38 - Garrett and Donnie Darko/Garrett and 'Nitchwatch'/'Daywatch'
59:34 - Twitchcon 2017/Shop.mega64.com](shop.mega64.com/)
*Subscribe to Mega64Podcast on Twitch*
*The Mega64 AnimeTrashSwag Collaboration shirt and the Rainbow64 Shirt are up for sale on **shop.mega64.com**! Stock is limited in all sizes, so get yours quick!*
1:02:38 - Gamedays 2017 coming up on November 11th and 12th!
- Super Awesome Showdown New Game+ (Gamedays 2017) Show will be held at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge
- (212 Elk Ln, Santa Ana, CA 92701) on Saturday Nov. 11th @ 8PM.
- Doors open at 7:30PM w/ Early Access at 7:15PM. Tickets are $20!! or $25 w/ Early Entry!!
1:05:10 - NEW! Mega64: Crunchyroll Expo 2017 Panel Q&A now uploaded on Mega64 Archives
1:06:19 - NEW! Mega64 PAX West 2017 Panel Q&A now uploaded for Patrons! Subscribe to Mega64's Patreon for more exclusives
1:07:04 - NEW! Heartslayers Episode #05 on Mega64 Archive
- NEW! Poorly Played Stream #241 Evil Inside on Mega64 Archive
1:09:03 - Mega64 at EXPCON 2017 October 27-29th
1:10:01 - Derrick's Movie Idea
1:11:03 - Rocco talks South Park?
You better upload Rocco's 50 minute southpark review as the aftershow
I'm 31 and have two kids and Garrett is right, I've never had sex nor will I ever.
Dave Devine Having kids doesn't mean you have sex! Haha lame dude whoa
Ha ha i lost my vergenity at least 11 times
You guys are the real luminaries
Garret and Shawn lost their virginities at the same time.
Something's not right here...
HAH
I think you mean everything is right...
For years I thought Donnie darko was a mobster movie because I always associated the name with Donnie Brasco, so that movie really blew my mind when I finally watched it one night on Netflix.
PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS
4wex Based GOD
I pretty much just go to clubs an tell girls I watch mega 64. It's that easy boys
Im saving myself for Rocco
Get in line, bitch.
shouts out to dennis
26 and i'll be 27 by the end of the year, garrett and shawn were both right
i'm 24
i am too
OMG same here we should bang
did you fuck???
fuck no
same
They showed the literal ending of quarantine in the trailer.
19 and haven't gotten laid. Garrett is right we're all NEET here
Same
Older and virgin, but I'm religious, or at least that's what I tell myself.
same
Jesse Pinkman I watched you smash jane, dont lie
"my friend"
Kenny Vs Spenny
24, been bangin' since I was 14
I used to watch Rooster Teeth. I stopped watching and switched to Mega64, I've since fallen in love and am happier than ever.
10/10 would recommend.
in regards to the opening, I have had the most and highest quality sex so I more than likely heavily skew the fan stats
How dare you guys start this podcast by accusing us of being virgins? So disrespectful. Rocco is right there.
Suspicious Tumbleweed Hey man, shut the heck up. I'm saving myself for marriage.
Tasty M'dick didn't they legalize it already? Go for it
Just turned 31. Started watching you guys when i was 22 or 23.
For those that haven't, please go watch the fucking aftershow
I first became a Mega64 fan in 2011 when I was 14. It was an older, 17 year old, online friend of mine who got me into Mega64, too. Point is, Garrett was on point with the demographic for me in particular.
I'm 33 year old teacher. MEGA 64 FO LIFE!!!
No virgin. My daughter can confirm.
Juan F wtf why did you do it with your daughter
Could of worded that better.
I'm 12 and I haven't gotten leid. Garrett is right lol
i was 13 when i started watching and i'm 23 now
happy 10 years!
26. Started watching when I was 17
I'm turning 22 in a day , I've been with the same girl for 4 years now, I just been watching you guys since the first assassins creed spoof back in the day when I was way younger. Just an old fan , thanks guys for the laughs you've brought me and the wisdom over the years from stories you've told
I love that Garrett referenced Michael Hastings.
Also Batman V Superman and it's 3 minute trailer gave every beat away
I'm 21,watching from my work computer as I work on this spreadsheet
I think what might be worst than Fassbender being attached to the snowman movie is that Martin Scorsese is a producer on it.
The running joke of the Watch movies. Amazing.
29:21 when he said it my siri started up...
Every week it's just shawn telling us how old he feels and how he keeps proving it
an art service is kinda like being a mega64 patron
Trailers made today are designed to appeal to focus test groups. If the focus test group is asked "Did you feel like you understood what was happening?" and they answer "Yes", then if a movie flops the people who designed the trailer can shift blame away from themselves, by citing good focus test results. This is the Hollywood we live in today.
Garrett's right about avoiding the meme cesspool. That ain't no 'old man' shit. There are plenty of smart 13 year olds rejecting that shit too and creating their own humor.
Also, BLESS YOU GARRETT FOR REPPING THAT HVY BLK SHIRT, THEY'RE SO AWESOME
derrick i like your native american pouch, reminds me of my childhood. idk what kind of pouch it is but it certainly looks like what i’m familiar with
"I would say I'd peg us..." Garrett Hunter, 2017
THE ONLY GAMES GIRLS PLAY, ARE HEAD GAMES
-virtualboy chatfield
I'm 21 and I don't get Snapchat.
Rocco: “Games as a service are a western thing”
Me: *side-eyes china*
Damn, Rocco with the Pure Pwnage throwback
I'm 23, been watching since I was 16
I'm a 23 year old virgin and I watch Mega64.
my view about the invasion of privacy is similar to Derek's but I think they should just advertise things you aren't searching for. If I've been searching for it and its now in my adfolio then I've most likely already found and purchased what I wanted. I don't need more. Show me ads for things I might not have even known I wanted.
EA said their goal is to "have players coming back again and again"
All the Twitter artists are changing their names to "spooky" or even worse "spoopy". Halloween is the new Rick & Morty
I'm 25 and I've been laid before maybe even too much but when I start watching Mega64 content I get laid less for sure
I am the forever virgin.
25, have had sex once but it was with a girl I was in love with, made out with a couple more girls. One other girl liked me but I was too socially retarded and anxious to act on it. Also depression.
Derrick the king of analogies
It's possible that there are some Mega64 fans from way back that have had children who are now also Mega64 fans. They skew young, you know.
I’m 24 but I’ve been learning lessons from the pimps since I was 12 or 13.
40:15 Hell yeah, I have 2 boxes of cereal in my kitchen with Mario on the front. Also for the sake of the early conversation, i'm 26.
Splatoon 2 is like a game as a service except it's free.
Holy shit is Strangerhood a throwback and a half
I am 25 and often feel like I'm older than most of your other viewers.
Lmao that Dale Earnhardt joke at the end
Please make "welcome to my art service" a video. I agree with Shawn
Can anyone tell me what South Park is?
yeah basically
I'm 21. Also Rocco's heart shaped sunglasses were spectacular.
I got laid at 22 xD we all have gotten some action hence why we are your fans and for those who still haven't blame Garret
I started watching y’all when I was 13
Rocco's raving review of South Park 💯
No beard Shawn! And I'm 27. Been following since 2006!!
I'm nearly 28 and I'm twice a non-virgin because I've been to both sides - you guys fucking rule
I think the Mega64 fan base is around 23 - 35 because of how obscure humor. Sorry to say it but Mega64 isn't hyper active enough to keep the kids entertained.
I did it first when I was 17, a few months from 18. 22 now
I’m glad Rocco recognizes Lil B
Doom Fella no lol
If you’re calling garret an old man then consider me the oldest 16 year old on the planet because whenever people say “spoopy” I want to fucking scream at them.
I know "what"? I KNOW "WHAT"!?!
Garrett, I'm sorry to prove you wrong but I'm 24 and am happily loving my boyfriend of (going on) 3 years , and we both LOVE Mega 64 :DD
I also agree on the best sex, ya'll hit the nail on that one.
Also hey, 100% please lets do the pop-up shop. Please give me a few months lead in time.
They should have used the RWBY theme for the theme song
my mom is always calling thing by the wrong name. she calls snapchat - snapshack.
I hate myself for this, but I'd watch the 50 first dates serial killer movie.
8 yr old internet soldier reporting in !!!
34 and work in IT. ‘Nuff said.
I thought EA's games as a service thing was their Origin subscriber service which gives you access to a bunch of games. Not "shit" games either. A lot of their flagship titles are on there. I paid it for a month to test out some games on there and got about 50 hours out of 6 bucks i think? Kind of like Netflix.
i think avg demo 21-28, we started watching when we were 13 10 years ago dog
i was 16, also 27 now
I'm going to wait until I'm 64
Ive been watching since before the podcasts started around 16(?) 25 now.
I love donnie darko. I didnt know people hate it
Yo Rocco not a single thing you said about Destiny 2 was even remotley true.
Great opening statement, guys #waiteen
29:55 as usual Derrick is completely wrong. Garrett knows what the future holds.
He's right. I'll never get laid.
21, been watchin the boys since i've been 13 tho, lost my v at 15, was never NEET but didnt really get popular till I came to University and ppl thought my weird facetious humour that i picked up from listening to the podcast cause i didnt have that many friends outside of the internet/in school was unique n shit
im 19 but i started watching at 15 or 16
TASK FORCE ASSEMBLE
PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS
Caddyshack --> Cadavershack
How can ya talk shit about "art services" when you use Patreon?
I mean statistically...... some people aint sex yet. But one day they could sex. How do it know? What you thing of it?
Eric is a sweet boy; he once sweeted harder than Chuck Norris
What if a snail was a murderer?
Why is Shawn still there? I heard that he told Eric that he was a piece of shit and hit him, so why would they keep him around? They're really gonna keep a guy around who attacks his friends? Just because he thinks he's a dad doesn't mean he can do what he wants. I'm over it, I'm deleting you guys.
JustinnnTyler pssh you're lucky he didn't get hit with the finish him for that one
I'm 19 :(