"What temperature do you cook chicken" "I don't know what temperature is a frying pan?"... The brainpower between these two is tremendous. Truly a sight to behold.
@@ethany.2981 Datto at least does other things, especially with Mr. Fruit, so Datto is pretty free to do whatever, Je5 on the other hand, unfortunately, would lose a lot of viewers on non Destiny related videos
@@ethany.2981 It was a cooking video where .001% of it was a book involving a videogame which LOOSELY references "noodles, egg and chicken in a bowl." You literally could've edited any mention of Destiny and the cookbook out and outside of funny bit at the end where Jez asks the author about padding the content of the book, and TRVL burning him... Basically the same video. 👍
i imagine cayde-6 watching this and be like, "Is this what happens in the hot ramen shops, oh, wait, no?, its just our guardians trying to make it?, oh, well, theyre doing a great job I guess"
@@JustAreru It's really accurate though lol. Datto is that one friend who knows everything and you have no clue where he learns it from and also everything he touches he's good at lol. It's simultaneously scary and impressive and I wish he could lend a few braincells to me from time to time ngl
This entire video is just Datto trying his best to cook while Jez runs around like a goblin asking questions that make Datto question his entire fount of knowledge.
The only problem I see with it, is that he is drinking alcohol. I drink alcohol, too, it’s just upsetting that he’s drinking whiskey, and I have to be at work right now, so I can’t have a drink.
So my girlfriend and I got the Destiny cook books for Christmas last year and some of the recipies are fucking awesome and have become staples in our regular rotation of dishes
@@doctordisco5814 there is a vex inspired drink but it's not a milkshake, i wanna say its like a grasshopper maybe idk its been a while since i looked through it
I loved watching this. It’s so wholesome, and it makes me miss living with my friends. I maybe moving into one of my friends houses in another state I met through destiny and we’re just like Datto, and Jez
I always have loved Jez’s terminology and spunkiness. “A very drippy boi. The chicken is drippy.” “Do you want me to aggressively sprinkle the seasoning onto it?”
People meme around with the Destiny Cookbook a lot, but all jokes aside most everything in that book is friggin' GOOD. Like restaurant-quality GOOD. Except Coldheart and Avgolemono, because nothing needs that much avacado and lemon.
As for why there's no re-sealable packages. They're meant to be one use items, when they're opened they're meant to be used to feed an entire family for a day or more.
The Datto Jez relationship is basically just like me and my friend. He is the only person who makes me physically and mentally disappointed every time, just like Datto being disappointed in Jez about mincing garlic
bruhhhhh I remember watching this on stream months ago. I was dying of laughter the whole time and I’m so glad I get to laugh at it again because dad blessed us with content
"Is it fair to say, that garlic is just tiny bananas?"
Datto: *Visibly concerned*
Just for a second, you could see him re-evaluating SO MANY life choices, there...
He than continues to be ignored while he describes why
I was so hoping he was going to eat one like a banana.
"What temperature do you cook chicken" "I don't know what temperature is a frying pan?"... The brainpower between these two is tremendous. Truly a sight to behold.
they are the definition of "there's one braincell between us and it's always with Datto"
I'm with Jez on this one there is no temperature to cook chicken
The times I've died rewatching this is about as astounding as their friendship.
Bungie overestimated our ability to cook
What roll are you
@@Penguinman2.0 threat detector surrounded maybe
Agreed
@@RumiHereFr are you the same person as the @mountaintop ?
@@ERROR-uc1ws I wish,man should be an exotic
“You do not vibe chemistry, you’ll end up with the Manhattan project”
“What does that mean”
Ikr?! That's what happens when you vibe with physics, vibing with chemistry is how you end up with chlorine gas.
@@SirPerfectful nah g vibin w chemistry = covid in china
@@j.a.i.6626 that's more biology
@@j.a.i.6626 You don't know what the three main distinctions in science are. Just leave it.
@@SirPerfectful or other carcinogenic chemicals :D
Videos like this prove conclusively these four don't need Destiny in any way, shape or form to make exceptional content. :-D I love it.
If they didn't have Destiny, they wouldn't have a recipe to make on stream, therefore they do in fact need Destiny
@@ethany.2981 Datto at least does other things, especially with Mr. Fruit, so Datto is pretty free to do whatever, Je5 on the other hand, unfortunately, would lose a lot of viewers on non Destiny related videos
I would 1000% pay a monthly subscription to a 24/7 camera stream of these 4. Basically “The Real World: Gamer Edition”.
I agree. Ive all but quit destiny at this point but these guys still make me cackle
@@ethany.2981 It was a cooking video where .001% of it was a book involving a videogame which LOOSELY references "noodles, egg and chicken in a bowl."
You literally could've edited any mention of Destiny and the cookbook out and outside of funny bit at the end where Jez asks the author about padding the content of the book, and TRVL burning him...
Basically the same video. 👍
I can literally only see this going perfectly
By perfectly you mean horribly😂👀
I read that as the video opened with datto losing a nail, perfection
Now for the main course,
“ Ghaul’s Gouda cheese.“
Can we make this real?
*Gary
@@thingything4004 Something beginning with a g
gouda is the cabal word for toe
Big fan of Datto fucking slamming down what looks like a whiskey on the rocks before they've even finished filming the intro.
He’s drinking amaretto. No idea what he’s mixing it with though
@@averagefirstcurseenjoyer5684 saliva he will just spit in it
Amaretto sour?
@@js-ik6gt no clue all i’ve ever drank it with is ginger ale.
Desaronno
i imagine cayde-6 watching this and be like, "Is this what happens in the hot ramen shops, oh, wait, no?, its just our guardians trying to make it?, oh, well, theyre doing a great job I guess"
if only he were still here
“It’s gonna go well…not…maybe”
If your the last word
What was the first word?🤔
@@RumiHereFr it was a curse word
@@Maniacalharp-747 bruh it was the First Curse
Jezz: What is being cooked?
Datto: My ass.
Me: So we don't need to salt it then?
You clever bastard.
Damn
The cookbook, sunsetter of meals raid boss
there are 3 other guns here
We meet again
@@Ja.floppa meat*
Greetings Dominus
So Datto has to guide him through things outside of destiny too huh
Well tbf Datto is literaly the smart kid.
Got em
Even the English language in some cases
He’s his dad after all XD.
@@JustAreru It's really accurate though lol. Datto is that one friend who knows everything and you have no clue where he learns it from and also everything he touches he's good at lol. It's simultaneously scary and impressive and I wish he could lend a few braincells to me from time to time ngl
This entire video is just Datto trying his best to cook while Jez runs around like a goblin asking questions that make Datto question his entire fount of knowledge.
It’s so wholesome I love it
Optimal DPS (Datto's Pasta Sauce)
😭😭
i love this
Welcome to a father teaching his son life lessons, disaronno for the father is very much a nessesity for what is to come
The only problem I see with it, is that he is drinking alcohol.
I drink alcohol, too, it’s just upsetting that he’s drinking whiskey, and I have to be at work right now, so I can’t have a drink.
That looked a bit more like disaronno than whiskey
That's a Disaronno sour my guy. Otherwise, wholeheartedly agree
@@ianpeeters1293 oh you right, didn’t know that!
@@XOInitiationXO @Ian Peeters thank you both, my “whiskey vault” will now be having a new addition, once I find some, if at all possible.
If we know anything from their time in Destiny, this can only be so calm before it just becomes chaotic.
"Clean as you go." Lol literally what my wife tells my every time.
The chemistry between this gang is incredible.
Lmao, Amy’s face in the thumbnail is pure gold
I love that Jez and Dattos interactions are basically:
Jez: asks innocent question
Datto: immediate sassy reply lol
Amy and Danielle shouting "clean as you go" is a vibe.
That is indeed a man who has HealthCare.
I'd love to see tipsy Datto argue with elitist Datto
Dattos stream room says collage student
His kitchen says rich boy
you know datto knows how to cook, he's gotten the mid-process drink down
This is almost literally an IRL version of Overcooked.
Jez: how would you describe my cooking ability
Amy: "aight ima head out"
"you dont vibe chemistry, you end up with the manhatten project" -Einstein, probably
So my girlfriend and I got the Destiny cook books for Christmas last year and some of the recipies are fucking awesome and have become staples in our regular rotation of dishes
is there a vex milkshake?
@@doctordisco5814 there is a vex inspired drink but it's not a milkshake, i wanna say its like a grasshopper maybe idk its been a while since i looked through it
@@M4GG0TK1NG wtf
@@am_002 what?
@@am_002 A grasshopper in this case refers to a drink, not the insect.
I loved watching this. It’s so wholesome, and it makes me miss living with my friends. I maybe moving into one of my friends houses in another state I met through destiny and we’re just like Datto, and Jez
The next book should be all baked goods and be called "Destiny: The Bake'n King"
Jez’s wife is a 10/10 give her more screen time
Are you backseat simping?
Him landing a woman like that gives me much hope
@@sonoftanavast1197 i mean Jez is funny as fuck.
@@sonoftanavast1197 They were childhood friends
"Don't be careful for me, I'LL be careful for me." that's an American right there
Jez gives off such himbo energy in this I can’t-
this comment needs to be higher up
This definitely gonna have some chaotic energy
“Jez is a large child”-Chat
Danielle dancing while eating is literally a vibe. Hooray for folks who get so excited that they do the happy hungry dance.
The wild and chaotic energy of this group Is what I live for.
Yeah I don’t know how to apply “Shooting stuff and using magic” to “make food”
8:07 "You do not vibe chemistry, you end up with the Manhattan Project." Dark humor and i love it!
i get this vid in my recommended every once in a blu moon and i watch it everytime
I love how this has the same energy as them when there raiding
Note to self: if ever offered chicken by Jez, immediately decline out of fear of food poisoning.
I live for Datto's absolute level of sass.
Oh yh i forget about this exotic quest. Cheers for the in-depth guide!
Every time datto has a knife and is next to jez it looks like he thinking of different ways to use the knife for harm
Datto and Jez are literally my personalities as people, living and cooking food together.
I always have loved Jez’s terminology and spunkiness.
“A very drippy boi. The chicken is drippy.”
“Do you want me to aggressively sprinkle the seasoning onto it?”
This is genuinely the best thing i have watched all year
The Aerosmith/Beatles refrence flew over everyone. Datto said a lyric from come together. He said “Come together right now, over me.”
6:21 Datto does Dinner throws some punches lmao, great video
Datto: “Cooking is about feeling.”
Also Datto: “What is the exact internal temperature you cook chicken to?”
Content from literally a year ago? We're still here for it.
Jez did this as well as he remembers mechanics for boss fights needing to reminded constantly
I would watch a full series of this
This just sounds like datto guiding jez through a raid for the 375th time
Jez: *Eats nothing but sweets*
Metabolism: Gotcha mate
I own this IRL and the tower potato stacks are absolutely scrumptious
Hot take: Jez for MasterChef. Would watch.
Jez 1v1ing Gordon Ramsay, you love to see it.
The daily life is some of my favorite content now. Y'all are great together! Can't wait for the eventual Trav/Dat Aussie tour.
Datto does dinner, Datto does Dessert, hopefully Datto does Jez
i literally jumped back when he went at the noodles with the scissors
People meme around with the Destiny Cookbook a lot, but all jokes aside most everything in that book is friggin' GOOD. Like restaurant-quality GOOD.
Except Coldheart and Avgolemono, because nothing needs that much avacado and lemon.
when Datto talked about smashing garlic I knew he knew what he was doing, 100% accurate.
Jez being an overgrown child that doesn't know anything and Datto being done with his shit is such a mood and I love them
11:35 jez plays Destiny to make his wife happy.
That true/false loophole question had me rolling laughing
I love how jez is trying to lighten the mood, and Datto is just "BAKING IS AN EXACT SCIENCE!""
As for why there's no re-sealable packages. They're meant to be one use items, when they're opened they're meant to be used to feed an entire family for a day or more.
Luv your vids hope you make it to 20mil I love in joying your vids almost all my family has covid including me
I'm sad that we're not going to get more of these. This was gold.
BATAN
Datto is dressed so professionally
I love how energetic jez is. He’s just fiddling every time he’s not doing something and looking away and back
wait.. why does Datto know what ppl on Tinder are saying? I think he's a secret sub
It was posted on Reddit. Full context is highlighted on Datto's Twitch.
The Datto Jez relationship is basically just like me and my friend. He is the only person who makes me physically and mentally disappointed every time, just like Datto being disappointed in Jez about mincing garlic
12:23 the way he delivers that line makes it sound lika someone in a school play
Datto’s mood throughout this video is amazing
This has no business being as entertaining as it is.
I knew it was going to be good when Chef Datto started the video by holding a drink.
Honestly, watching Jez try to cook gives me so much more confidence in my cooking abilities, glad master chef Datto was here to guide u.
I appreciate how Datto just POUNDED that glass of whiskey
It was not expected
plz do more like this jez this is my fav of ur vids
If you use the flat of a blade to "smash" the garlic, it makes it much easier to peel :)
this video gives me so much life and it was LOVELY. thank you for making this
Jez: Looks confused when looking between leeks and scallions
Me: Jez, it's simple, the leek is a very girthy boi
Datto's noodle rant is a BIG feel. Sad we won't get more content like this.
The brother energy between Datto and Jez is unmatched
14:17 Datto out here speaking like Dr Evil and I'm here for it
Datto and Jez have the greatest chemistry on camera I have ever seen in any capacity. A movie staring just them would be a comedic masterpieces.
I have been waiting for this!! FINALLY!!
bruhhhhh I remember watching this on stream months ago. I was dying of laughter the whole time and I’m so glad I get to laugh at it again because dad blessed us with content
Cooking Spicy Ramen KWTD, quick run going for sub 1h & 30ms, *cheesing* (hehe) last encounter
I think we need a whole video of Danielle teaching chopstick usage after this.
It's literally chaos couple vs control couple and I love it
Someone page the Destiny Cookbook creator; she's gonna LOVE this!
I get so happy when I see another Jez video
datto drinking the, whatever it is (Whisky, Bourbon... feel like he's a Bourbon man) with his pinky up is a VIBE
My favorite recipe from the book so far is the Schnitzel and German Potato Salad
I saw this and immediately thought "Gamers burn down kitchen in shared streamer house attempting to cook dish from favorite video game"
This video was an experience. I believe this has made me a better person somehow. Thank you.