Ellen's monologue -Portia took away my Iphone

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2011
  • Ellen's monologue about Portia taking away her Iphone :)
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  • @fabbyaragon
    @fabbyaragon 6 лет назад +59

    2017 and almost all Ellen’s predictions for the future iPhones became true

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 7 лет назад +35

    Wow. Ellen was right. When they call you do get their name, phone number, picture of them, and their personal song. And you can check what mood they are in and where they are at on the map. Only thing that hasn't happened yet is the phone morphing into the person, so now we know it is coming at least!

    • @est9949
      @est9949 4 года назад

      And she's right! Augmented reality!

    • @iluvbooty
      @iluvbooty 4 года назад

      Look up holographic displays by the looking glass factory cc;

  • @Yattah123
    @Yattah123 11 лет назад +8

    I been stuck in this Ellen Vortex for 5 hours. So happy... o_O

  • @sharonthebig
    @sharonthebig 11 лет назад +15

    Love her clothes here ;)

  • @AuroraBorealis1990
    @AuroraBorealis1990 11 лет назад +1

    I so agree!!! Then again, I basically always love her clothes, but these are just amazing!

  • @Squishyjellyfish
    @Squishyjellyfish 12 лет назад +2

    aww ellen and portia so cute

  • @mileyfan634
    @mileyfan634 12 лет назад +2

    I am laughing so hard at the caveman line. It gets me everytime! Hahaha hilarious! I repeat it over and over

  • @angeleyespp
    @angeleyespp 13 лет назад

    Aww love this one! thanks for uploading!

  • @LibraNYC4ever
    @LibraNYC4ever 11 лет назад +12

    So now it's dog, cat, Me, Portia, iphone, other cat- Mama. lol

  • @Joelbeaudoin3
    @Joelbeaudoin3 12 лет назад +2

    This is so old !! Funny how technology is changing so fast

  • @JosephCecilSmith
    @JosephCecilSmith 2 месяца назад +1

    💚Portia & Ellen‼️♥️💜💙💚
    ♥️Gorgeously Lovely!‼️♥️💟
    🌍💚💜♥️💛💚💙💜♥️🌎

    • @JosephCecilSmith
      @JosephCecilSmith 2 месяца назад +1

      💟 Portia & Ellen !!!‼️💚💜♥️
      ♥️6:16PM💚LovinglyWin🏅💟
      💜Portia De Rossi !‼️♥️💚💜
      💚Ellen Lee De Generous‼️♥️
      🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡❤️♥️🌎

    • @JosephCecilSmith
      @JosephCecilSmith 2 месяца назад +1

      💟💚Portia & Ellen !!‼️♥️💟
      ♥️Wins🏅!‼️💚Lovely!‼️💜
      Portia De Rossi !!!‼️♥️💜💚
      Ellen Lee De Generous !‼️♥️
      🌎♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌍

  • @sreeharipk6482
    @sreeharipk6482 5 лет назад +4

    Watching in 2019

  • @087gia
    @087gia 11 лет назад +1

    Hahahahaha you took the words right outta my mouth!! I was just gonna say that XD ;);)

  • @donp133
    @donp133 12 лет назад +2

    WE LOVE YOU ELLEN!, VERAMENTE NOI TI AMO!!!.

  • @SirAlex74
    @SirAlex74 11 лет назад +7

    Steve Jobs spends a lot of money for cancer research and many other charities, but he never talks about this in public. I read an interview with his widow Laureen Powell-Jobs about the charityactivities. Jobs, Gates, Oprah or Ellen, all of them spend a lot of money to charity and this is so great. Btw. Ellen is such a nice person, always a pleasure to see her show.

  • @sunnyoutdoors
    @sunnyoutdoors 11 лет назад +1

    Steve Job's widow said they donated anonymously. She finally spoke out about it. 6 months ago

  • @user-ed4pp5io6f
    @user-ed4pp5io6f 7 лет назад +12

    well this is an old video

  • @gabyjabr1751
    @gabyjabr1751 11 лет назад +1

    if you type ellen vlog 4 5 or 3, i dont remember which, youll see ellen talk about portia takeing her iphone away

  • @TS-ov1lm
    @TS-ov1lm 8 лет назад +6

    噗嗤,竟然是土豆网来源Thank u post it 😁

  • @1rubi111
    @1rubi111 12 лет назад +1

    RIP Steve Jobs and Thank you

  • @KevinNguyenWho
    @KevinNguyenWho 11 лет назад +1

    Ellen might not be too far off with her phone prediction. IBM is working on holographic phones and said they'll be out in 5 years.
    Of course, we were also promised hoverboards and self-lacing sneakers in 2012.

  • @samiomalley7685
    @samiomalley7685 11 лет назад

    It sounds like this should be from like 4 years ago, but only from 2011...

  • @nikolyevic
    @nikolyevic 11 лет назад +1

    i wish phones would actually morph into the person calling you. we'll save so much on airfare!

  • @gablison
    @gablison 13 лет назад

    i think that already exist! :P

  • @bigyeedhaw
    @bigyeedhaw 10 лет назад +1

    You're lucky it was five hours when you posted this. I've been stuck for a few years.

  • @DoUntoMothers86
    @DoUntoMothers86 11 лет назад +1

    "It used to be easy. If you could put your finger in a hole..."

  • @marenkarina
    @marenkarina 10 лет назад +3

    I'd love to have that phone Ellen is describing, because if I'd ever get to talk to her on the phone it would just morph into her and talk directly to me. You railed me in, Ellen! Maybe if the technology is better in 2030 we'll talk! :)

  • @sonnenschein1613
    @sonnenschein1613 11 лет назад

    Portia took away my... iPhone XD

  • @annecorey607
    @annecorey607 5 лет назад

    Can you see she is that poor don,t even got an IPhone she took. Ellen,s one is free for her she got boyfriend waiting for her to get. Ellen,s monies first before he get. Portia they all bad people Ellen is very good kind lady thank you for sharing Bless you Ellen glad she out of your life .

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @kglrtheroche yeah you are so right,but when people put immature comments like that usually have something to hide themselves..

  • @dawnmariewells1885
    @dawnmariewells1885 7 лет назад +4

    I just have to ask how did you two meet????

    • @janac7028
      @janac7028 5 лет назад +1

      At an award show but i think they first talked for real at a photoshoot, she tapped on ellen's shoulder and she turned around en she said that an arrow was shot in her heart

    • @just4fun497
      @just4fun497 5 лет назад

      @@janac7028 hi

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад

      We need to talk

  • @babys123
    @babys123 12 лет назад

    R.I.P steve jobs

  • @alliebanks1972
    @alliebanks1972 11 лет назад

    EXCUSE ME?

  • @087gia
    @087gia 11 лет назад

    the heck?! when did i post that?..... i actually dont know who i was talkn to either...... yea..

  • @Degenerossi
    @Degenerossi  12 лет назад

    .......Go away.

  • @Russenka
    @Russenka 12 лет назад

    KONY 2012

  • @030Lavender
    @030Lavender 12 лет назад

    atm lol

  • @PokeDaBearz
    @PokeDaBearz 11 лет назад

    Potato web

  • @gagankhehra2662
    @gagankhehra2662 11 лет назад +1

    Just imgaine if Steve Jobs were alive! We would have sooo many new apple devices! :D

  • @eliasosman4057
    @eliasosman4057 10 лет назад +2

    hey phones are half-way there

  • @TheJustinbieberfan31
    @TheJustinbieberfan31 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock nothing wrong with that

  • @087gia
    @087gia 11 лет назад

    *comment not post

  • @koolios4
    @koolios4 12 лет назад +2

    "pretty soon there will be caller Id with the person names, a picture of them, their phone number, their personal song, a map of where they are...." now they do ALL these things... omg ellens right, next they are gonna morph into people.

  • @sirmer393
    @sirmer393 11 лет назад +5

    me sorry number wrong

  • @ferendunga
    @ferendunga 11 лет назад

    mama

  • @florencelont4638
    @florencelont4638 5 лет назад

    Oh my God who used to dress her

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock you're boring me now...*yawn *.

  • @soilgrasswaterair
    @soilgrasswaterair 10 лет назад

    I can tell you are a true Ellen fan, but just because you are a big fan of someone you shouldn´t twist the truth. Steve was a silent donor to many projects. And he put in loads of money to different causes. I am not a fan of Steve Jobs, but I do admire his progress with the Apple company, where he took it. And I bet one or two kids out there who read your comment decided they also should be proud of being gay too, good comment!

  • @AuroraBorealis1990
    @AuroraBorealis1990 11 лет назад

    There actually is a vibrator app, which can turn a smartphone into a sex toy. And I'm not making that up! A friend of mine has that app on her smartphone. When she showed me that app, I made a vow to myself never to touch her phone... ^^

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock oh and it's spelt shit..

  • @legendary1421
    @legendary1421 11 лет назад

    false we were not promised those things they were from back to the future which was set in 2015 so we have 3 more years

  • @SnApLiTs
    @SnApLiTs 12 лет назад

    haha apologies dude, thought your comment was by that little weasel shooting its mouth off. Meant to direct that at it, not you.

  • @Degenerossi
    @Degenerossi  13 лет назад

    @lineswine Watch what you say, Big Papa...

  • @MrNikkimaxine
    @MrNikkimaxine 4 года назад

    In 👌 mood what now

  • @lineswine
    @lineswine 13 лет назад

    Portia sleeps with her iPhone? Well, I'm all for "love is love", but using an iPhone as a sex toy?...oh hang on, she'll set it on vibrate...

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    Hey guess Who's comment has been removed because it has received too many thumbs down...Karama.

  • @NellieKAdaba
    @NellieKAdaba 12 лет назад

    Who cares about iphones, I don't have one and it's fine like that. Of course, RIP Steve Jobs. I use iTunes and Quicktime made by Apple (Steve Jobs).

  • @12manganime
    @12manganime 12 лет назад

    me sorry number wrong

  • @amarsink1302
    @amarsink1302 2 года назад

    Foi fixe...
    Good Night Ellen 🌜 🌓 🌛 kiss ✋

  • @SnApLiTs
    @SnApLiTs 12 лет назад

    "Get a life" says the person with like 20 comment on here LOL.
    Good call buddy :)

  • @iamadiehardtwihard
    @iamadiehardtwihard 11 лет назад

    they actually have everything but the morphing on the iPhone 4/5

  • @kglrtheroche
    @kglrtheroche 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock dude why. Yeah we all know she is a lesbian. whats the point in mocking it.

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock grow up,people who mock gay people are usually in denial about something..because why else would they do it..

  • @Lightcaster123
    @Lightcaster123 11 лет назад

    No one has a clue who you're talking to.

  • @isakelly5233
    @isakelly5233 11 лет назад

    the first comment

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock clearly you are also lesbian or gay but still haven't come out...I'm sure that you will find the courage to do it one day!! And no I'm not gay, but a straight female who gets annoyed at silly little people and their silly immature comments..just like yours.

  • @CuriouslyUndercover
    @CuriouslyUndercover 11 лет назад

    wtf?????? how the hell do you think heaven is that cheap?

  • @bigyeedhaw
    @bigyeedhaw 10 лет назад

    homophobe.

  • @ghidfg
    @ghidfg 12 лет назад

    how gay is that? the wealthiest people get the most free stuff..

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 12 лет назад

    @6TeenCartoonsRock you're boring me now...*yawn *.