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  • @clones9285
    @clones9285 4 года назад +475

    Dan: Uploads a hello neighbor game
    Turkey boy 55: Whomst has summoned the almighty one

    • @masterchief673
      @masterchief673 4 года назад +6

      Violeta Hicks what the heck is a 1 year old doing here? Also great comment! Lol

    • @chonkydog6262
      @chonkydog6262 4 года назад +2

      its hello GUEST

    • @mrapple8751
      @mrapple8751 4 года назад +3

      well ok boah fish guy i think from fortnite

    • @justjason3161
      @justjason3161 4 года назад +2

      Boah TURKEY BOY!!!

    • @ayylmao9094
      @ayylmao9094 4 года назад +5

      @@itsmepilot8713 you really ruined the joke it was funny but then u ruined it.

  • @rileysteel5046
    @rileysteel5046 4 года назад +64

    someone: has an eyepatch
    Dan: PIRATE!!!

  • @Unknown-Files.
    @Unknown-Files. 4 года назад +130

    me: *hates horror games and can cry at anything at all*
    dan: posts*
    me: right time to cry

    • @alaicadsilva965
      @alaicadsilva965 4 года назад

      Hahaha same I avoid all of f these vids and I feel so bad because I love his vids

    • @alaicadsilva965
      @alaicadsilva965 4 года назад

      Because I can only watch at night

    • @eil4
      @eil4 4 года назад

      I hate horror too your not alone

    • @ApexOrSomething
      @ApexOrSomething 4 года назад

      Peanut Smoothiez obviously 🙄

    • @stormgamer9645
      @stormgamer9645 4 года назад

      Black Kitten LOL 😂 😆 😝

  • @maxx8903
    @maxx8903 4 года назад +479

    I love how dan picked up a bong and didn’t realize what it was

  • @imaginarysarveshchamp5117
    @imaginarysarveshchamp5117 4 года назад +558

    "Turkey boy"
    Somebody call the legend
    He probably has completed the game

  • @nikalostsongas1842
    @nikalostsongas1842 4 года назад +84

    DanTDM: "She is giving me pirates vibes"
    Me: "Thats gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"

  • @4zaann
    @4zaann 4 года назад +316

    Dan: there might be some things out there to help me...
    TurkeyBoy55: 😏

    • @marionperkins194
      @marionperkins194 4 года назад +1

      who is TurkeyBoy55?

    • @thebeavergeezer2724
      @thebeavergeezer2724 4 года назад +4

      Marion Perkins are you joking

    • @nMzAlpha
      @nMzAlpha 4 года назад

      Marion Perkins look at his original hello neighbor

    • @woolu7119
      @woolu7119 4 года назад

      @@ishvx its not turkey boy its a fake

    • @ishvx
      @ishvx 4 года назад

      So yea,

  • @lennonjustice6797
    @lennonjustice6797 4 года назад +21

    I was binge watching his old hello neighbour games and right when I finished all of them he came out with this one!
    I have literally never been happier with Dan!

  • @crumbz8559
    @crumbz8559 4 года назад +150

    2:28 me running to get food from the pantry at 3am...

  • @insertnamehere8440
    @insertnamehere8440 4 года назад +104

    Dan: -GETS TRIGGERED BECAUSE OF A DOOR-
    Asher: “Dad are you ok?”

  • @madelinerose7723
    @madelinerose7723 4 года назад +132

    Dan: There might be some things out there to help me...
    TurkeyBoy55: 😏😌 (explains the whole game)

    • @0ccci
      @0ccci 4 года назад +3

      He is the messiah!

    • @rockylantern11
      @rockylantern11 4 года назад

      nabilove1978 on youtube wut

    • @Ben-kg3id
      @Ben-kg3id 4 года назад +2

      GET TURKEY BOY HERE!!!!!

    • @Rat-Snatcher
      @Rat-Snatcher 4 года назад

      Hi I’m flumpty I’m a egg 🥚 I’m immune to the plot I can travel through time and space I’m after you you’ll figure out the rest have fun ha ha haha haaa

    • @Emmanuel-hn2wl
      @Emmanuel-hn2wl 4 года назад

      nabilove1978 on youtube don’t say that.

  • @SonicJwadTheHedgehog
    @SonicJwadTheHedgehog 4 года назад +75

    “He’s got the doctor Robotnik moustache”
    Me: You caught my attention

    • @05_z
      @05_z 4 года назад +6

      I saw this as soon as he said that

    • @zamasu5941
      @zamasu5941 4 года назад +3

      Me also

    • @wafflepickled
      @wafflepickled 4 года назад +4

      im so glad he calls him robotnik and not eggman

    • @mantidae0
      @mantidae0 4 года назад +3

      @@wafflepickled obviously his name is EGGHEAD

    • @damienkimble6614
      @damienkimble6614 3 года назад

      @@mantidae0 Baldy Mc Nosehair lol...

  • @cryptic2742
    @cryptic2742 4 года назад +128

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Dan: *Rotten theme park rides*

  • @yopper89
    @yopper89 4 года назад +161

    We need turkeyboy55. Help Dan, will ya?
    Edit: I found turkeyboy55's comment. I must have not seen it prior. Also there is a whole lotta drama in this reply section, lol

    • @GamingWithRaniel
      @GamingWithRaniel 4 года назад +8

      wow a member :D, i wish i was too

    • @lukeconnor9986
      @lukeconnor9986 4 года назад +2

      No that'll be lame

    • @JaredTheGoldenGun
      @JaredTheGoldenGun 4 года назад +8

      @@lukeconnor9986 you are lame

    • @oliviageek
      @oliviageek 4 года назад +8

      @@lukeconnor9986 LOSER! Do you NOT know who turkey boi is! He helped Dan complete hello neighbor! If you think that's lame? YOU'RE LAME!

    • @JaredTheGoldenGun
      @JaredTheGoldenGun 4 года назад +5

      @@oliviageek thank you

  • @amazyabby5413
    @amazyabby5413 4 года назад +230

    4:33
    Litterally
    Everytime people in a horror story
    Person 1: We gotta go up there to complete this!
    Person 2: y-you sure? It seems scary
    Person 1: Nah, look- it seems peaceful to me!
    *Lightning Strikes*
    Person 2: ‘gulp’
    Person 1: Ehh, it’s just lightning
    *diEs*

    • @vangdit0668
      @vangdit0668 4 года назад +8

      Person 1: the lightning blew the power out, let's go to the basement
      Person 2: we shouldn't be here...
      *strange noise*
      Person 2: what was that?!
      Person 1: let's see what it was
      DiEs

    • @Marc_W_McKinley
      @Marc_W_McKinley 4 года назад +7

      Person 3: what do i do btw

    • @vangdit0668
      @vangdit0668 4 года назад +4

      Person 4: idk, let's just leave
      DiEs

    • @Billbobs678
      @Billbobs678 4 года назад +2

      Person 5: ight imma head out
      DiEs

    • @ianplayssomestuff3307
      @ianplayssomestuff3307 4 года назад +2

      Person 6: Well that was stupid! Off to hang myself!
      (Watch and learn)
      DiEs

  • @thomasthegamer5130
    @thomasthegamer5130 4 года назад +57

    Dan: I need help
    TurkeyBoy has entered the chat

    • @johnbitar5566
      @johnbitar5566 4 года назад

      you know that isn't even the real turkeyboy right?

    • @fawaazulakram9953
      @fawaazulakram9953 4 года назад

      You do know ur dumb when you don't check facts right?

  • @tyrano3485
    @tyrano3485 4 года назад +102

    Normal people: oh locked door I need a key
    Dan: RIP THE DOOR OFF

  • @brianacheetah2033
    @brianacheetah2033 4 года назад +543

    Dan:”I need to call the police!”
    Me:”Aren’t you already one?”

  • @williamneethling2423
    @williamneethling2423 4 года назад +132

    no one:
    Dan: lets play hello neighbor
    everyone: YES DAN THANK YOU

  • @deleteyourknees5286
    @deleteyourknees5286 4 года назад +23

    The character: has tied back hair and eye patche
    Dan: *PIE ROT*

    • @JussLucas
      @JussLucas 5 месяцев назад

      Yes the pie is rotting

  • @lalooluuu6366
    @lalooluuu6366 4 года назад +241

    We need to summon TURKEYBOY 55 ! We need his help! WE NEED HIM!

    • @andrewe_2
      @andrewe_2 4 года назад +32

      Only og’s remember him

    • @Messersh1t
      @Messersh1t 4 года назад +23

      Bro that brings me back 😪

    • @dunkydragoon4821
      @dunkydragoon4821 4 года назад +24

      You just pulled a memory out from the deepest depths

    • @ryzoroaklr9274
      @ryzoroaklr9274 4 года назад +3

      You mean gurkey turkey?

    • @dummy5308
      @dummy5308 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @aviiator3661
    @aviiator3661 4 года назад +109

    Dan: Here's a thief, let's try hitting him with a fire extinguisher!
    He protec, he attac, but most importantly,
    He gives thief big ol' whac

  • @Charo_YT
    @Charo_YT 4 года назад +410

    Me: where’s turkey boi
    Dan: Doesn’t talk about turkey boi at’all
    Fan: ALL HAIL TURKEY BOI🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

    • @turkeyboy5543
      @turkeyboy5543 4 года назад +47

      Sorry, I was a bit late.

    • @SoggyWeetbixs
      @SoggyWeetbixs 4 года назад +9

      @@turkeyboy5543 oh my goodness! is it the one, the only, TURKEYBOY!!!!!!!!

    • @spirtox1435
      @spirtox1435 4 года назад +5

      @@turkeyboy5543 Do you think you will ever upload again? What happened to new vide every Saturday

    • @kenn587
      @kenn587 4 года назад +1

      TurkeyBoy55 is this the real turkeyboy55?

    • @Gmancookie
      @Gmancookie 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

  • @mikeike7172
    @mikeike7172 4 года назад +69

    I haven’t watched dan in two years and dang, the editing on his vids are GOOD
    Edit: By GOOD I mean AMAZING!

    • @avunit_
      @avunit_ 4 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @ZimpleAzDat
      @ZimpleAzDat 4 года назад +1

      Just good?

    • @jiann2552
      @jiann2552 4 года назад +1

      POGGERS

    • @leahholdenplayz5977
      @leahholdenplayz5977 4 года назад +4

      I just started watching him again today and wow he has changed and yes I agree the editing is really good

    • @oisinncdade389
      @oisinncdade389 4 года назад +3

      Ik right does anybody remember when he just started hello neighbour???

  • @ZenQuotes1
    @ZenQuotes1 4 года назад +142

    "there are a lot of crows here"
    Uchiha Itachi : Allow me to introduce myself

  • @isolationthings2956
    @isolationthings2956 4 года назад +83

    Dan: there are new storylines, new *characters*
    Me: ah yes, 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑟

    • @jaidenplayz2352
      @jaidenplayz2352 4 года назад +2

      𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤

    • @oliviageek
      @oliviageek 4 года назад +2

      Wut. Btw how do you guys get the square things. I'm on phone maybe you're on pc

    • @waddlest2802
      @waddlest2802 4 года назад

      I'm wondering how to do the fonts!!

    • @spektremis191
      @spektremis191 4 года назад +1

      @@waddlest2802 copy and paste

    • @Ka1_TheGuy
      @Ka1_TheGuy 4 года назад +1

      CA CAW

  • @blebweb
    @blebweb 4 года назад +124

    *The Neighbor goes from human to crow.*
    Me : It’s evolving, just backwards.

    • @carloroque7276
      @carloroque7276 4 года назад +3

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*

    • @HelloImEnt
      @HelloImEnt 4 года назад +4

      carlo roque your evolving ,just backward

    • @lemmonnade27
      @lemmonnade27 4 года назад +4

      Hilarious is this. Get it ;)

    • @bik020
      @bik020 4 года назад +4

      Nice PewDiePie reference there

    • @PotatoSack5075
      @PotatoSack5075 4 года назад +3

      *LOL*

  • @Douginn
    @Douginn 4 года назад +82

    dan: i don’t see no eyeball
    me: uhm that’s the reason why she has an eyepatch- 👁👄👁

    • @FIREBALLMK19
      @FIREBALLMK19 4 года назад +1

      The face though

    • @wefwhayden
      @wefwhayden 4 года назад +3

      If you’re using an iPad press send to go to the next line.
      😅 I’m using one too.

    • @crazycat55485
      @crazycat55485 4 года назад

      It
      Works
      On
      IPhone
      Too

    • @Douginn
      @Douginn 4 года назад

      Random guy on the internet huh?

    • @Douginn
      @Douginn 4 года назад

      Norine Femi-Lawal huh? why did you say?

  • @greetings5640
    @greetings5640 4 года назад +83

    We should get Dan for the next few episodes to use his old beginnings phrases “hey guys! And welcome back to the diamond minecart and today...”

  • @whitehatvr6865
    @whitehatvr6865 4 года назад +84

    Dan: "Is that an eyepatch? I didn't see no eyeball there." Me: That's the point of an eyepatch bruh

  • @insertnamehere8440
    @insertnamehere8440 4 года назад +47

    Dan: “NOOOOOOO!”
    Asher: “DAD BE QUIET IM TRYING TO SLEEP!”

    • @nookko6311
      @nookko6311 4 года назад +1

      His studio is soundproofed so that ain't happening

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 года назад +1

      @@nookko6311 If it's sound proof then how can we hear him? Duh smhh smh smh smhhhhhh

    • @nookko6311
      @nookko6311 4 года назад +1

      @@tomikun8057 He said so in the latest reading comments video bruh

    • @maiqtheliar1361
      @maiqtheliar1361 4 года назад

      Jejdj

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 года назад

      @@nookko6311 wooooooosh

  • @m.cunningham6925
    @m.cunningham6925 4 года назад +31

    Dan the neighbors wife died causing him to start going off the edge, his daughter died when his son accidentally pushed her off and killed her causing him to go insane, he also locked his son in the basement and your player being friends with his son tried to save him. (Also he created the theme park)

  • @box7195
    @box7195 4 года назад +163

    The game: tells him to go up the mountain
    Dantdm: goes down the mountain

  • @cudanj3134
    @cudanj3134 4 года назад +56

    Me:
    Absolutely no one:
    *Me imagining dan sayin’ Echo*
    Me out nowhere:ECHO, ECHo, ECho Echo, echo..

  • @Tulipia5
    @Tulipia5 4 года назад +64

    You can litterally complete the game in 1 minute because of a glitch. Otherwise, you need to do a lot of griding.
    Your goal is to go to the top of the mountain (by going through a red building). You have also to prevent proprety damage (that is how you gain money, you will need it to buy equipment). If you fall down pretty bad, you don't do your next shift, let the weird guys destroy the park or have a panic attack, you will loose money.
    Also, there is the weird crow guy, it can make your stress go up (the numbers that you saw) and they will try to attack you. He has a smart AI, he will learn about you and try to make you fail. You can scare him with light, you can buy a thing that make light constanly and scare him away (use it at the entrance of the red building, the entrace of the metallic fence).
    Some of the things you need to complete the game are:
    -a power generator
    -some cables
    -a camera (remember the part when you did the weird parkour with the fire extinguisher? You need to put a camera there to do the puzzle of the buttons again instead of doing going back and forth)
    -a fire extinguisher
    -batteries
    -fuel?
    You can use a thing in one of the building (by using weird parkour, I think it was the blue building), you will need the power generator I think. The machine in the building can make items, you can have spring/jump shoes, those are useful for later.
    I saw a let's play by Super Horror Bro where he explains everything. So go check it out.

    • @sniperzz.6731
      @sniperzz.6731 4 года назад +7

      The new turkeyboy55

    • @-lacithefrog-
      @-lacithefrog- 4 года назад +2

      Una Neeson ikr what’s the point?

    • @sniperzz.6731
      @sniperzz.6731 4 года назад +3

      @@-lacithefrog- because speedrun

    • @anthony-mc7mr
      @anthony-mc7mr 4 года назад

      Laci Ryan because it is way easier and it would be fast

    • @boopynooby1172
      @boopynooby1172 4 года назад

      @@-lacithefrog- Challenge runs or speedruns

  • @Gingercat-in7wn
    @Gingercat-in7wn 4 года назад +15

    DanTDM: Ok, I found this and...
    Crow: (Scares)
    DaTDM: What was that!?

  • @caspianbettyremuseffrumdin5560
    @caspianbettyremuseffrumdin5560 4 года назад +60

    Me: goes to comments to find things relevant about the game.
    Whole comment section: OmG wHeRE iS TurKeY bOY?!

  • @Teddypoo
    @Teddypoo 4 года назад +52

    “One ticket please”
    “What do you mean no ones here?” 😂

  • @R_andom
    @R_andom 2 года назад +1

    'oh we got V-bucks' got me cracking up so hard I almost fell over

  • @michellechilders6548
    @michellechilders6548 4 года назад +30

    me: this flashlight makes it WAAAAY more scary
    dan:ok, ima switch to my flashlight just in case i need to blind anyone aggressive

  • @mythiccheese_
    @mythiccheese_ 4 года назад +29

    0:57 Dan seems very surprised that the woman with the eyepatch doesn't have an eye under the eyepatch

    • @paigemyher1618
      @paigemyher1618 4 года назад

      Well we don't know what's under pirates I patches soooo... He shoulnt NOT be surprised

  • @georgieporgie6308
    @georgieporgie6308 4 года назад +73

    Dan: I’m liking this girl a lot she’s amazing!
    Dans Wife: Am I a joke to you?!

  • @r1n493
    @r1n493 4 года назад +10

    2:28 when everyones asleep and you wanna eat food

    • @kaydiauvu6045
      @kaydiauvu6045 4 года назад

      Thats just me running to burger king XD

  • @carloroque7276
    @carloroque7276 4 года назад +39

    dantdm: some kind weird pug
    pugs: *attacks DanTDM*
    DanTDM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Guest: *HAHAHA*

    • @islamarie9244
      @islamarie9244 4 года назад +3

      BAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • @blueboltbomber8786
      @blueboltbomber8786 4 года назад +2

      @@islamarie9244 HEEHEEHEEEEEEE, OHOHOHO, AHAHAHA, YEOHOHOHOHOOOOO0000ooooooooo...
      *Starts coughing uncontrollably*

  • @toh4ever402
    @toh4ever402 4 года назад +25

    I can never stop watching Dantdm. My siblings always watched him, then introduced me in 2016.

  • @Splatcat
    @Splatcat 4 года назад +28

    Dan: I must be here for a reason
    Hint: she has a map of the place
    *Mind blown*

  • @swtchtup2797
    @swtchtup2797 4 года назад +11

    Dan: If my fire extinguisher runs out i am rage quitting
    Me: looking at how much is left in the video

  • @DanTheBeaver
    @DanTheBeaver 4 года назад +241

    Dan: You know me, I'm the guy with the Master plan
    Technoblade: Am I a joke to you?

    • @18ak18
      @18ak18 4 года назад +4

      Stop with the am I a joke to you

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 года назад +2

      Anup Kumar ok

    • @jakeinalakevods
      @jakeinalakevods 4 года назад +3

      @@18ak18
      Members: am I a joke to you?
      HAHA MEMES LIVE ON

    • @sronaimus3640
      @sronaimus3640 4 года назад +3

      Dream: *hides in the shadows*

    • @memomasterii4154
      @memomasterii4154 4 года назад +1

      yo yo yo how dare you say this to technoblade

  • @Shonobi
    @Shonobi 4 года назад +39

    Dan, the number that popped up on your screen was your ‘anxiety’. When it reaches 200 you end up on the floor at the end of the shift. I hope I helped you a little bit. 😊

  • @hollykerr1837
    @hollykerr1837 4 года назад +83

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me: waiting for that guy who helps dan with hello neighbour in the comments. (Sorry can’t remember the name)
    Edit: Turkeyboy55!!!

    • @realgaremlive5595
      @realgaremlive5595 4 года назад +2

      Its hello guest

    • @graciebells4551
      @graciebells4551 4 года назад +9

      Yessss! Turkeyboy55 I think his name was. Legend.👏🔥

    • @BluPump
      @BluPump 4 года назад +1

      OHHH I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

    • @channel-oc7ck
      @channel-oc7ck 4 года назад +2

      @@graciebells4551 ikr he was a good lad

    • @giovanna7157
      @giovanna7157 4 года назад +1

      oh my goodness he is a legend. please turkeyboy help us XD

  • @ewanmcg6450
    @ewanmcg6450 3 года назад +6

    nobody:
    The crowman: hippity hoppity ima YEET ya out of my property

  • @cheezcake1876
    @cheezcake1876 4 года назад +26

    Im so happy that he's uploading daily these days CUZ quarantine is destroyng my brain;):)

    • @KJ-dh3gs
      @KJ-dh3gs 4 года назад +1

      Yeaaa boiiii

    • @subplays1205
      @subplays1205 4 года назад +1

      But he's gonna get punishment when he doesn't upload a video everyday and I feel bad for him

    • @jzeeworldstaysafe8497
      @jzeeworldstaysafe8497 4 года назад +1

      YEAAAA

  • @The_Silliest_Goober_Ever
    @The_Silliest_Goober_Ever 4 года назад +53

    Dan: if I don’t get this I’m gonna rage quit
    Video: is almost over
    Me: I think I know what’s gonna happen here

  • @sweetshaunposted4648
    @sweetshaunposted4648 4 года назад +26

    Everybody when something bad happens on earth:elooooonnnnn
    Dan: what do I do
    Also dan: Turkey boooooyyyyyy

    • @oliviageek
      @oliviageek 4 года назад +3

      Srry but it's Boi not Boy

    • @idk-wk2jo
      @idk-wk2jo 4 года назад

      Its boi

    • @ethanc156
      @ethanc156 4 года назад

      BUT HE, TURKEY BOY 55, THE LEGEND, HAS COME

    • @saralewer8615
      @saralewer8615 4 года назад

      Wait we will remember him

  • @doro8665
    @doro8665 2 года назад +1

    14:47 That is what thoes mischievous intruders use to light the fire in the fair grounds that you (the security guard) are protecting.

  • @MadaraUchiha-fh6cz
    @MadaraUchiha-fh6cz 4 года назад +30

    2:28 wait a minute did he naruto run

  • @anabanana6609
    @anabanana6609 4 года назад +105

    when you’re so early there are bots saying: “DoNt LiE WhO elSe iS a FaN oF DanNNnNnnNnn”

  • @pingjack1007
    @pingjack1007 4 года назад +449

    ⚠️ATTENTION ⚠️at the end of 2020 we are going to yell “JUMANJI” to get out of this year

  • @m.n.m77
    @m.n.m77 4 года назад +3

    12:23
    One, two do we have any more three, four
    Dan got BARZ

  • @aydenconner7
    @aydenconner7 4 года назад +330

    Me: having a bad day
    DanTDM: I don't think so
    (edit: also I just started RUclips and it would mean a lot if you could help a brother out? If not, that's ok just have a great day and have trust in God!)

  • @actuallylimbo9514
    @actuallylimbo9514 4 года назад +55

    My childhood the legendary DanTDM, has his own child now 👶🏼
    Dan is legit the best parent ever, (and Jem) I mean look at Dan’s channel
    The huge majority of it is kids, and people who used to watch him when they were kids
    DanTDM changed peoples lives, with his content
    And I appreciate him
    Thank you Dan 😊
    -Claire

    • @jayhicks9106
      @jayhicks9106 4 года назад +1

      You are right I have been watching dantdm from when I was 4 to how I am now dantdm has been the best ytuber ever ❤️

    • @teain4872
      @teain4872 4 года назад +1

      Cool

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 года назад +1

      ok

    • @FIREBALLMK19
      @FIREBALLMK19 4 года назад +1

      Who's another legend you

    • @nikofunni
      @nikofunni 4 года назад

      Yea and I so happy dan stopped cussing. Dats the good part but the bad part is that he ditched Trayaurus lol.. but grim still alive...kinda.. bc he skeleton lol. RIP Trayaurus. Lol

  • @mrbutt4eva625
    @mrbutt4eva625 4 года назад +120

    Dan: he’s got doctor robotnick mustache
    Me: people still call him that?

  • @weezythehouseelf
    @weezythehouseelf 2 года назад +2

    The combination of screams of terror and laughs of joy and aggressive threats is why I watch all of your videos. You are very funny and entertaining keep it up!

  • @galaxygamer2826
    @galaxygamer2826 4 года назад +11

    Where is Turkey boy 55 the legend himself we need you turkey boy

    • @lalooluuu6366
      @lalooluuu6366 4 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      Me: searching if somebody commented about TURKEYBOY 55

  • @JohnSmith0137
    @JohnSmith0137 4 года назад +20

    Dan: I don’t see no eyeball behind that eyepatch
    Me: My god... how didn’t I think of that

  • @SilverMuncher
    @SilverMuncher 4 года назад +23

    Jeez its been out for about 5 minutes and its already really popular

  • @fromagez_
    @fromagez_ 4 года назад +4

    6:20 - The pug vandals things were running away from Dan the Dab Police

  • @battleblox5444
    @battleblox5444 4 года назад +92

    Nobody:
    Me: *waiting to see if Dan screams*

  • @helloitsme8575
    @helloitsme8575 4 года назад +14

    “I didn’t see no eyeball behind the eyepatch” What do you think eyepatches are for Dan 💀

  • @Maxx-00
    @Maxx-00 4 года назад +18

    Hello neighbor is scary,
    Dan thinks so too,
    He didnt finish,
    But I hope he does soon!
    Day 2 of writing poems to dan until he notices.

    • @Briceschmidt55
      @Briceschmidt55 4 года назад +2

      sorry but at least make it rhyme

    • @notsomealt
      @notsomealt 4 года назад +1

      @@Briceschmidt55 it did boiiii

    • @night_wolf96
      @night_wolf96 4 года назад +1

      Sorry but i had to agree with bruce Schnipp productions, i re-read it multiple times and it doesn't rhyme but good try, usually when you are writing poems the ending word on the sentence is supposed to rhyme with the other

    • @jimbo2474
      @jimbo2474 4 года назад +1

      @@Briceschmidt55 poems don't have to rhyme

    • @Maxx-00
      @Maxx-00 4 года назад

      @@night_wolf96 there are different types of poems, plus I'm doing this for fun.. I'm not smart...

  • @tostedfud6814
    @tostedfud6814 4 года назад +3

    2:53 we got vbucks, we got a flashlight

  • @watermelontyler6080
    @watermelontyler6080 4 года назад +32

    Dan is probably the most hard working man I’ve seen in my life making RUclips videos while taking care of a kid and trust me making a youtube video and editing it takes a long time while taking care of a kid good job dan 👏👏👏

    • @briannasmith8345
      @briannasmith8345 4 года назад +5

      CAN WE JUST GET A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THIS PERSON THAT TOOK HIS TIME TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @briannasmith8345
      @briannasmith8345 4 года назад +2

      Thank you U-U

    • @muhammedsamman
      @muhammedsamman 4 года назад +1

      He has a editor

    • @Jk-vi3oj
      @Jk-vi3oj 4 года назад +1

      Simp

    • @slug9378
      @slug9378 4 года назад

      Dan doesn’t edit his videos

  • @sullys.2473
    @sullys.2473 4 года назад +19

    I’ve been watching this person all my life (Back in Mods Reviews)

    • @verycreativename3890
      @verycreativename3890 4 года назад +1

      Don't really remember when I watched but I remember watching in 2014
      Alright I think I was back then in "Minecraft plants vs zombies"

  • @robertlynn3318
    @robertlynn3318 4 года назад +27

    Me seeing a tanning ad before dans video
    Me when I see Dan: 😧 THIS DUDE NEED A TANNNNNNNNNN!!

    • @notsomealt
      @notsomealt 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @V1rtual0utlaw
      @V1rtual0utlaw 4 года назад +1

      HES A ZOMBIE BRO HE CANT TANNNNNN

    • @UnknownPerson-mw8qb
      @UnknownPerson-mw8qb 4 года назад

      Yoda Wit no brim Be slightly careful of what your saying because that’s a little racist

  • @2ksubscriberswithnovideosc801
    @2ksubscriberswithnovideosc801 4 года назад +2

    No one:
    Dan: making everyone’s quarantine life better

  • @bejibenyt9934
    @bejibenyt9934 4 года назад +13

    The people climbing through the wall was so funny 😂

  • @heckinchonker6842
    @heckinchonker6842 4 года назад +18

    I'm waiting for I night at flumtys 2 (yea there is a 2nd version)

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 года назад +71

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Dan: *rotten theme park rides*

  • @grace.ma3
    @grace.ma3 4 года назад +2

    Hmmmm if you are stuck ......
    ASK TURKEYBOY 😂
    Only Ogs will remember

  • @Cap_1726
    @Cap_1726 4 года назад +19

    Hello neighbor starring: The neighbor
    Hello friend starring: that raven guy
    Next game is........
    Hello there starring: General Kenobi

  • @gamepixelpw
    @gamepixelpw 4 года назад +8

    19:10
    What's he doing?
    *He's beggining to believe*

  • @StarThePony191
    @StarThePony191 4 года назад +28

    The best line I heard today:
    *"Oh we've got some v-bucks..."*

  • @GhostedStar
    @GhostedStar 3 года назад +2

    *Plot twist The Vandals is just Gru in his rebelious phase and the mugs are the minons stalking him*

  • @gebald5072
    @gebald5072 4 года назад +6

    comments: 46
    me: can i see them?
    youtube: *no*

  • @derpyo8862
    @derpyo8862 4 года назад +48

    When Dan said "he is a man but with a crows head"
    𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗸𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗶 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮 𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮

  • @skizo4486
    @skizo4486 4 года назад +21

    Dan: there's a guy in a distance!
    Also dan: oh wait, that's a tree
    Meanwhile me:
    Facepalm*

  • @Yawnford
    @Yawnford 4 года назад +1

    The Hello Neighbour Timeline in Chronological Order:
    Hello Guest - Hello Neighbour: Hide & Seek - Hello Neighbour 1st Act - Hello Neighbour 2nd Act - Hello Neighbour Alpha 3/4 - Hello Neighbour Alpha 1 - Hello Neighbour Final Act

  • @domin8rix80
    @domin8rix80 4 года назад +21

    Dan: IS HE GRU FROM DESPICABLE ME!? AND THERES MINION CUPS!?
    Me: its all coming together

  • @merlelozada4630
    @merlelozada4630 4 года назад +28

    Me : whens dan gonna post
    Dan: ill be posting every day
    Me: * opens youtube
    Also me: its already out!!!👁👄👁

  • @karibaisa507
    @karibaisa507 4 года назад +120

    Dan: And that’s why she has keys around her!
    Nobody:
    Me: AND THATS WHY SHE HAS A KITTEN BADGE!!!

  • @Fergusand
    @Fergusand 4 года назад +3

    The crows have gone from ambient noise
    To key markers
    To some sort of unstoppable force

  • @tahter1
    @tahter1 4 года назад +26

    Dan at the shop: Hey look its a camera
    When he finds one on top of the roof dan: I dont even know what this is.

  • @webber-gaming
    @webber-gaming 4 года назад +31

    Me: so why is there a bird person?
    TinyBulid: *yes*

  • @maxdukhovskoy1406
    @maxdukhovskoy1406 4 года назад +6

    6:56
    That "thing" is either a Russian tea cup, or an oil lamp/candle

  • @kyky0211
    @kyky0211 4 года назад +2

    When Dantdm Yelled I could hear the demons come out of him

  • @dragonistic8045
    @dragonistic8045 4 года назад +28

    In game sounds
    Dan: HELLO HELLO HELLO??????
    Me: Dan it can’t here you stop shouting
    My mum: yeah and Dan can’t he you

  • @joannagillette
    @joannagillette 4 года назад +17

    Dan: says "ooohhh, I'm the security guard"
    Me: getting fnaf vibes

  • @desmondthemoonbear4561
    @desmondthemoonbear4561 4 года назад +16

    Only the OG’S remember when the whole hello neighbor series was just an alpha game

  • @jessicafernandez4776
    @jessicafernandez4776 4 года назад +1

    YES A NEW HELLO NEIGHBOUR I WAS WAITING SOOOOOO LONG FOR THIS