So my native-speaking Russian wife said the pronunciation was so bad. And his accent was so thick, she could barely even understand it.... But she still cracked a smile.
Huh, weird I speak Polish and for some reason this Chinese sounded weirdly familiar to me... 🤔 (Btw, the nuclear missile being a dud could be accurate since from what I know some of the russian nuclear arsenal is expired)
@@icekaiser0471yeah, a big part of the study of radiation is the study of how it dissipates, which I believe is called a half life. It’s why areas like Chernobyl and Fukasima can still be inhabited in spite of there respective fallouts
Some of it? Fecking all of them have expired and the ones that haven't were gutted by soldiers who knew by the time anyone inspects it if ever, all the evidence will have disappeared or they'll already be dead.
@@icekaiser0471a vast majority of currently known nuclear warheads utilize tritium as part of their initial stage. The amount of usable tritium in a nuclear warhead lasts at most 10 years. Because tritium is so expensive, it is widely suspected that Russia does not actually maintain the tritium in its nuclear weapons.
@@icekaiser0471 Nukes have expiration dates. In fact, the US "decreasing its arsenal" is probably just them getting rid of nukes they know would be duds if they were launched.
As a Russian learner and speaker. That Russian was hilariously hard to understand, even though I’m a native U.S. citizen and natural English speaker I still barely understood that lol. But it was HILARIOUS PLEASE DO MORE OF THE ANGRY RUSSIAN MAN. I swear I’d be so happy
Ngl goobs opened up with that "ladies and gentlemen" and I had a sudden flashback to the era of Vine as my brain filled in the rest with "welcome to T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Target!"
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Them Chinese folk sure do sound funny
They oddly sound Russian.
Sure do hyuk
It's the simple things in life that get me bursting out laughing at work really loudly.
They almost sound Nuclear
@theolabroers9614 They sound like a lot, but nothing they said was clear
So my native-speaking Russian wife said the pronunciation was so bad. And his accent was so thick, she could barely even understand it.... But she still cracked a smile.
Of course she had trouble understanding it. The video clearly stated that he dug to china not russia.
@alchemist0019 i honestly loved it.I thought it was funny as hell. She was thinking, is he purposely trying to do this badly.
@@MrJMB122 i just think he learned Russian just for this so
@psyok It was the hole, of course, that how I landed a Russian dentist.
I'm Glad she had some sense of humor in satre
That broken russian is killing me
YOUR VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES
Otherwise just funny
The last thing he said killed me. If my hands weren't so cold
Ah yes , It’s the most beautiful language
My smile immediately grew when I recognized the language, even in it’s rough pronunciation
I can appreciate how he dosent know russian but the accents still immaculate
I think you meant "immeasurable"
Wasn't immaculate at all, wdym?
It might sound like that, but the accent was too crazy lol
He did it! He finally did what we all dreamed of!
Huh, weird
I speak Polish and for some reason this Chinese sounded weirdly familiar to me... 🤔
(Btw, the nuclear missile being a dud could be accurate since from what I know some of the russian nuclear arsenal is expired)
NUKES HAVE EXPERATION DATES ?????
@@icekaiser0471yeah, a big part of the study of radiation is the study of how it dissipates, which I believe is called a half life. It’s why areas like Chernobyl and Fukasima can still be inhabited in spite of there respective fallouts
Some of it? Fecking all of them have expired and the ones that haven't were gutted by soldiers who knew by the time anyone inspects it if ever, all the evidence will have disappeared or they'll already be dead.
@@icekaiser0471a vast majority of currently known nuclear warheads utilize tritium as part of their initial stage. The amount of usable tritium in a nuclear warhead lasts at most 10 years. Because tritium is so expensive, it is widely suspected that Russia does not actually maintain the tritium in its nuclear weapons.
@@icekaiser0471 Nukes have expiration dates.
In fact, the US "decreasing its arsenal" is probably just them getting rid of nukes they know would be duds if they were launched.
You should play shakira "hips dont lie"
Theyll be so mezermirized by the song, theyll add it to their playlist and thank you for it.
You shouldn't generalise like that
@@wowalamoiz9489it was a reference to a previous short.
@@wowalamoiz9489 genralise?
He should, it's true
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As a Russian learner and speaker. That Russian was hilariously hard to understand, even though I’m a native U.S. citizen and natural English speaker I still barely understood that lol. But it was HILARIOUS PLEASE DO MORE OF THE ANGRY RUSSIAN MAN. I swear I’d be so happy
I think he dug to Russia by accident
sound Armenian?
what makes you think that?
welcome to the joke pls enjoy your stay
Bro its obviously Chinese, I have a PHD and I can tell you it's Chinese.
@@jackMeought-fr8vlthat's mandarín?
I love how dedicated he is to the bit, first with that Aztec skit and now he’s speaking pretty good Chinese too
Yeah, I did a bit of Chinese on a language learning app and I am pretty sure he apologized
I think there’s a reason Google translate isn’t working….
Another goobsmooch masterpiece as always.
I'm a native russian english/speaker and that was so butchered I love it
He somehow dug all the way back to the Cold War
Now draw him giving borth
Borth for all
This guy needs to get on smiling friends ASAP
Gotta ask my dad real quick on the correctness of your Russian but from my ears your pretty spot on love it ❤
So no cheese spelunking then.
Do one where he gets tied up by the gnomes
This hit harder than the free circle K pizza I received today
I think he missed
I could barely understand what he was saying in Russian but it was still funny hearing his attempt at it
...i think he dug a hole to iraq instead of china
As a russian person,your pronunciation is funny as #### to me
Really glad that I can count on good ole Goob to make my day better.
Cheers
Chinese here, sounds like the sweet language of my people. A tear rolls down my cheek like dew drops on a ripe peach.
Your Russian is pretty good.
I love this guy works so much I hope these sorts never end❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ keep up the great work.
Videos and work
goobsmooch speaking "chinese" is not something i knew i needed to hear
even if it was pretty broken
I think he dug into Russia instead lol
I fucking love your videos please make long form videos where it’s just a compilation I can’t scroll long times
I love your weird videos!
Почему кетаец говорит по русски с пиндосским акцентом 😅😅😅
I heard the Russian and was so confused like “Huh I guess he didn’t want to use Chinese” before I actually got the joke.
Coryxkenshin is back
Every time goob posts a video I listen to Rot Away by cheerleader roadkill once
Huh, chinese fireworks sound a lot like twomad going to bed
The Chinese man understood
Why does the hole smell like vodka?
Just found your band. You are insanely talented my guy.
I love the Cowboy divorce birthday party album ❤❤❤
The fuggin _what_ now? :v
Tbh, idk if that’s Russian how it actually sounds
But it’s really good
Sounds French 😂😂😂
Ngl goobs opened up with that "ladies and gentlemen" and I had a sudden flashback to the era of Vine as my brain filled in the rest with "welcome to T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Target!"
I thought he dug to france 😂
I love it
What polite Chinese folk
So I’ve been looking at your old content and I gotta say WHERE IN THIS BLUE ORB ARE THE BUNGUS BOYSSSSSAAHHH
for a minute I thought the Russians were speaking French until the ICBM came up
No, no you might be onto something.. that ICBM was just the famous French warning shot.
Mmm at first he was shirtless, and then by some unknown powers, he was wearing a really cool shirt
I mean, he could jump in and let gravity try to do its thing while having warmth from the mantle.
why is it that when i listen to cheerleader roadkill (goob's band) i get incel bands recommended to me for the next month
Goob is my daily bench watch
I uhhh I don’t think that’s China bud
Nah that's just Cantonese, sounds a bit different from the mandarin we're used to
Well personally I won't lie as a Ukrainian that was fcking funny
The algorithm is keeping me away from yer masterpieces, BAD START OF THE NEW YEAR
Inferior Craftsmanship indeed.
Like the dog goes on the coat hanger?
Dog’s coat goes on the coat hanger. Every dog has coats, we know this
Make a Playlist of these. Get your views up from me and others. Js
Can we make this into a show?
Did you learn Russian for this or just already knew it?
You sir, will give me the name of your band.
Cheerleader Roadkill
Good job on the russian, comrade
Подтверждаю, этот русский диалог очень реалистичный
Ты чего, это же китайский.
Good one
Лол, а можешь ещё на русском чего нибудь поговорить? У тебя забавно получается
Our Elephant 💪💪🇷🇺
Your russian is… remarkable!
Wait this is Russia bro
why they kinda sound french
Is… is that Russia?
АХАХАХА БЛЯТЬ УМОРИТЕЛЬНО
him saying I think he apologized was hilarious also im your 20th comment
Your chinese isn't that bad.
Wow🎉
Yesahhahah
Ok
More
ok
In all seriousness his russian pronunciation is impressive, even if he just read it off google translate
No but it is funny to listen.