My country Afghanistan is not provence of Pakistan, we are free nation. We will choose who is our friend or foe. We love India. Long live Afghan India friendship.
In my view he doesn't represent the point of view of Muslims or even of the whole of Pakistan, just some private interests. Is nafrat ke bina kuch logon ki dukaane band ho jaaegi.
Rishabh Jain Totally agreed... Muslims in India - I have so many friends and none are like this. This fellow is not Muslims but a Pakistani first trying to sell home made conspiracy theories in garb of a Muslim
He is Hilarious...I am sure he can give Rahul Gandhi a run for his Money...Lets have a compilation of Zaid hamid and Rahul Gandhi....Ramesh Suresh pair across the border!!!!
@Avengers Assemble Islam ko koi mai ka lal samapt nahi kar sakta lekin huzoor sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne farmaya tha ki ek din Islam Mecca madina mein hi simat ke rah jayega
Haan sahi kaha mughe bhi laga iske jaisa chutiya maine india main bhi dekha tha, phir yaad aaya bigboss ka swami om hi hai yeh, pakistaniyo ka susu baba
😅 Bro 12 years later , what he said is : 80% is confirmed and well accepted facts and corrected ideal means of action 20% is unofficially accepted and among the opinions to be correct No part of what he has stated has been invalidated (in this video clip)
yeh to lakh taka ki baat kar diya apne. is waqt bhi do char fauji maja le raha hoga or use koi apati nehi hei , paisa mil raha hei or khas bat uske pickari se hawa hi nikalte hei pani ka phawara nehi to fauj pura kar raha hei uske bibi ka duty. use to pak fauj ko shukriya kehne chahiye .
Zhaid Hamid !! Always mould and interpret history!! Even Pakistani knows that!! Their origin is from Indian subcontinent !!! The only similarity between Arabs and Pakistanis is that they are Muslim
Harry Alee Dear,.. I request you to ask him another JEHAD in Afg so we could kidnap him and bring him INDIA and ask him to Participate in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL.
Wher is ur sir zaidu now a days. Next time when u visit makka madina ,go to pay ur tribute to zaidu in saudi jail. Zaidus whip lashed butt shud be worshipped by all pakistanis and make it ur national heritage
Mr Zahid Hamid, you r one in a millions. Please carry on a good work and don't worry about negative people. Please do not let these ediots bully you. they have a Wright to disagree but not to disrespect you.
Dear Brother Sister. No1. Hum Indian sabse pahale ek Indian hain Hindustani hain ek bharatiya hain. Uske bad Hum Hindu hain, Muslim hain, ya sikkh hain, Etc etc. A). mera sawal Yea hain Ki aap sab Pakistani pahale kyaa ho , Muslim ho ya Pakistani ya Phir Islam. iska jwab dhundo after that aap sabka problem solve ho jayega. B) Apka Country ka Kanoon kyaa bolta hain. islamik kanoon,? C) Kyaa ess world mai Jitana bhi Muslaim Country hain uss sab ka same Kanoon hain.. agar same hain tho phir Kyo nahi milta Apka Country ka Kaoon aor Dusra Muslim Country ka Kanoon. Islam Ek Dharm hain jo sab koi respect karta hain aor apka pakistan ek Country hain. Mixup Mat karo Bhai dhar aor Country ko duniya kahaan se kahaan chala gayaa hain .. Gita, Kuran , Bible ka Matalab Hain Discipline u people educated yaar samajh gayaa hogaa..
hahahahah ta ke sala aise hi gand pe kode khata rhe zahil harami saudio ne is ki gand bander ki gand jaisi kardi thi bilkul bi pta nhi chalta tha yeh gand bander ki hai ya zaid ki hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@ 11:20 he says Turkey tabah nahin ho gaya - Turkey makes things, they have an industry, their GDP is much, much higher than Pakistan. So, the comparison by Zaid Hamid is ridiculous.
I love zaid Hamid: He didn’t even look at Sharmeela Farooqi in whole show that shows his character. He is perfectly right there was no terrorism in the era of 1996 to 2001 during Taliban’s regime. This was Musharraf policy to support america by opening land and air space to support killing in afghanistan and their people turned against Pakistan and thats why CIA, RAW and other agencies took advantage and started funding terrorism
jaidi Hamid jayse ko tv par baitha ke tv channels apni beijatiy karva raha hai aise jhutte nonsense admi kahi nahi dekha isse pakistanki beijjati karvata hai.
Dear Latif...Kya aap nahi chahte ki aapke desh main aman ho...ye clear lag rha h ki Zahid ye nahi chahte...Politicians apna matlab nikalte hain...theek h India aur Pak dono ye samajhte hain ki dono ek dossre ke dushman karte hain...but aapas main to pyaar hona chahiye...God kare ki aapka mulk bahut aage jaye...but aap samjho ki kya sahi h kya galt...
*_Zahil Hamid think process is exactly the same, as is in Koran writings. That is in Koran there r hundred of lines which r contradictory, confusing & having more than one meaning. What Hamid expressing is 1-> CONTRADICTORY ,2 -> CONFUSING, 3 -> HAVING MORE THAN ONE MEANING._*
To my fellow Pakistanis: Brothers if you listen to Zaid Hamid, there is NO future for Pakistan. Get real, come out of old ways and adapt to new ways. Think & act on progress of Pakistan, following Zaid Hamid's theories will take Pakistan 100 years back and every nation is going to laugh on Pakistan.
Fawad Hassan: what do you say now about Mullah Umar and Taliban. Are you ready to take back your words about Mullah Umar. They retreated and came back to kick out Americans.
zalil hameed's qualification:- 1.He knows some English words(for gods shake).
2. that's it.
Fifth generation war hybrid war rabid dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Apny baap ko ese bulata hain? You Chootar Sharma :-) u dont know who is ur father
Lanat ho tum par
@@abdullahbhai9161 kis par
Thought of Zaid Hamid is Foolish. Pakistan does not need any external enemies Zaid Hamid alone is enough to destroy Pakistan.
firoz ahmed Khan bhai shi kaha is tarha log har mulk ke khatrnak hain
🤣🤣🤣
We love Sir Zaid Hamid now ❤
My country Afghanistan is not provence of Pakistan, we are free nation. We will choose who is our friend or foe. We love India. Long live Afghan India friendship.
User isiliye it cell kabhai 😂
@@syedmujahedali9685 Mene Islam chorh diya. Hum mulhido ki tadad bhaut barh gayi, Tabhi tumko bhikari bna diya.
@@fauizmahmood40 😂😂mast joke mara re
Love you Afghanistan from India ❤❤❤
Neto and indain fucking your mother and sisters many many time....nimak haram qoum........pakistan ka kha k 40 sal
He's saying "pakistan is in a state of war" since 5 years..
after 20 years also same word
bhai if he wont say this, he cant earn money for his living
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hi I come from 2022. He just released another video on Indian invasion in Oak
It is 2022 now and still he is saying "pakistan is in a state of war" LOL
I love this change of name from Zaid to Zahil, indeed he is an idiot
In my view he doesn't represent the point of view of Muslims or even of the whole of Pakistan, just some private interests. Is nafrat ke bina kuch logon ki dukaane band ho jaaegi.
Rishabh Jain yeah bro i am totally agree with you. even pakistani has to think about this
Rishabh Jain Totally agreed... Muslims in India - I have so many friends and none are like this. This fellow is not Muslims but a Pakistani first trying to sell home made conspiracy theories in garb of a Muslim
indeed you should change your name to like one of those gaomutra lovers...
He is the future of Pakistan. Don't believe see your condition now. 🤣😂 You need thousands of like him and make him the Prime minister of Pakistan 🙏
"You are so cute and so confused" Hahahaha, izzat loot gayi lal topi ki.
He is acute and confused means narrow minded
Ye har bar apni izzat lutwata hai faltu bakwas kar ke 😂😂
The woman is very smart and debated/refuted Lal Topi very well.
He is Hilarious...I am sure he can give Rahul Gandhi a run for his Money...Lets have a compilation of Zaid hamid and Rahul Gandhi....Ramesh Suresh pair across the border!!!!
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Laxmikant Mallya Rahul itna foolish nahi hai yaar.
@@lukindersingh5034 Is se kahi zyada hai... kam se kam ye bol to leta hai
i wish zaid hamid 100 years of healthy life ... becoz people like him will ensure Pakistan goes down the drain ..........
a greatest real life comedian who has is own interpretation of even the most simplest of thing and causes " hats off Zaid "
@Avengers Assemble Islam ko koi mai ka lal samapt nahi kar sakta lekin huzoor sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne farmaya tha ki ek din Islam Mecca madina mein hi simat ke rah jayega
Doesn't he sound like a pakistani version of Baba Om..
Haan sahi kaha mughe bhi laga iske jaisa chutiya maine india main bhi dekha tha, phir yaad aaya bigboss ka swami om hi hai yeh, pakistaniyo ka susu baba
Ha yaar ye to swami om ka beta hi hai 😂😂
Sehi bole vai ...I.Q. level zero Lekin zuban me bullet train
Yes
😅😅
zaid hamid is brilliant man.He must honoured by Nobel peace prize.
No he should be honoured with hila le Pakistan award 😂💣
Zaid Hamid lost his heart when she said You're so cute and so confused. "
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Cute nhi bro Acute bola usne...Pehle mjhe bhi laga ki usko cute bol ri hai...😂😂
Acute matlab?@@manavnagpal3361
total entertainment with lall topi
I really enjoy this video
hy hino bhai
@Salaar Khan kiska fata bangla alag hogaya.... recently aapka deshadgardyo Ko airstrikes mey fictional hooro Ke pass panchayat😂
Joker... I listen to him regularly to release my stress
😅 Bro 12 years later , what he said is :
80% is confirmed and well accepted facts and corrected ideal means of action
20% is unofficially accepted and among the opinions to be correct
No part of what he has stated has been invalidated (in this video clip)
Me too
hahah is laal topi ko hamesha se zaleel hony ka shoq hy
Lanat tere pr manhuus
ab to pata lag gya.2019
@@ranger5196 lanat Tere pe
Maza aa gya
Laal topi ki gaand main sariya laal Karo aur daal do saara Josh thanda ho jayega
God plz give another 100 years to hamid.
+Sunil Panda I hail Hamid. 3 cheers :D :D
yup
Aameen
hehehe..
Good for India 😊🤣
11:44 - Richard, Mickey, Prakash, Ram ... This guy is hilarious!
Zaid hamid Fauj mein
uski biwi musharaf k sath
Mauj mein
Tejinder Singh tare Ma be
yeh to lakh taka ki baat kar diya apne. is waqt bhi do char fauji maja le raha hoga or use koi apati nehi hei , paisa mil raha hei or khas bat uske pickari se hawa hi nikalte hei pani ka phawara nehi to fauj pura kar raha hei uske bibi ka duty. use to pak fauj ko shukriya kehne chahiye .
Mast bhai
zaid ka instrument gayab hai .dil se hi kam chalata hai bakri dekh kar
Tumhari man behn k ya baivi k bary aesa bola jay to kia mehsus kro gy??
i was laughing alot first time in this kind of show😂😂
Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪
The lady s argument makes me think that there is still some some good people in pak.
Topi is banned by Pak military to enter army areas and he's not allowed to meet any military personnel
There are 4 States of Matter
State of being SOLID
State of being LIQUID
State of being GAS
State of being IN WAR (only applicable to Pakistan)
all states (as per madrassah) are PERPETUAL .. never ending
Zaid hamid sb.
You are one and only,
True pakistani
thank god!! pakistaniyon ka dimag chalne lga..at least lal topi ko challenge kr rhe hn..
yes darling u are right
Danish Patel bhai Apne Nam se Hindu sarname Patel hata lo isase saf pata chalta hei ki ap Apne bugurgo ke khoon se nafrat kar rahe ho
Danish Patel tumhare baap hai hum agar tera surname Patel hai to tu tere body me hindu DNA hai ....☺
At least they can challenge someone in a civilized way. Never seen such thing on Indian media. Only yelling and screaming so annoying !!
bhai ham Pakistani zaid hamid jaisy kuto se pana mangtay hain this man is nuts
BIG FAN OF ZAID HAMID COMEDY KING
sharmila farooqi is so logical
It is 2022 now and still he is saying "pakistan is in a state of war" LOL
Zaid Hamid has more fans in India than he has in Pakistan.🤣😂😅
It is Mr. Zaid Hamid or Mr zalil hamid
Hehe,WHO CARES,,
Zhaid Hamid !! Always mould and interpret history!!
Even Pakistani knows that!!
Their origin is from Indian subcontinent !!!
The only similarity between Arabs and Pakistanis is that they are Muslim
"kabristhan mein be aman hai"....lol
"koyee richard margayaa ya mickey margaya"....lolol
zaid Hamed har debate me Zaleel hota hai, kioon isko bulaya jata hai????
Sabreen Sultana true
Obviously jaleel karne k liye..
Zaleel karne ko bhi koi chahiye naa.....otherwise how will they run this comedy show...without him
Zaid Hamid laudu hai
Ye tum or tumhari soch kehti hy k zeid Hamid zleel hota hy
ROFL, This is "The great Pakistan comedy show" starring Zahid Hamid. Too cute as the lady said....lol
Tumhare bewaqof general gd bakhshi ki comedy show dekh kar hum pakistani bhi itna ho enjoy karte he
I love to watch him...because comedy nights with kapil comes only one day in a week, for rest of the week Zaid hamid is good in job .
I watch this as a COMEDY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comedy nights with Zaid!
Sir ZAHID ZAMAN HAMID r u our role model we love u from the core of our heart . From Afghanistan
Harry Alee Dear,.. I request you to ask him another JEHAD in Afg so we could kidnap him and bring him INDIA and ask him to Participate in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL.
He don't even knows what is talking about. Mount piece of ISI and the Pakistan Army. He so stupid
Wher is ur sir zaidu now a days. Next time when u visit makka madina ,go to pay ur tribute to zaidu in saudi jail. Zaidus whip lashed butt shud be worshipped by all pakistanis and make it ur national heritage
Ye afghan jihad mai mujahideen ko jhuk ke service deta tha 😂
Zaid Hamid Zindabad Future PM Zaid Hamid Zindabad
Alhamchutiyallah
Alhamchodallah
For Gods sake, by God this man is is an asset to pakistan as ...........confusion..
for god sake.....zaid hameed is so funny.....long live brother.
Pakistani version of swami om 😂😂🤣🤣
Approx 50% views becos of Zaid Hamid ...
Zahil Hamid the Real Comedian 😅🤪
Its such a great pleasure to see so many Indians commenting and even publishing Zaid Hamid.
Shahab yes he would soon replace cartoon network. 😂😂😂😂😂
zahid hamid a great person. sharmila farooq is a bad character
Wah re madrasa chap 😂
Zaid Hamid , Dr. Israr Ahmed and other Mulla maulvis are gairatmand of Pakistan 😂
Zaid Roaring like a lion in front of two unaware politicians....
Seriously Remove engineer from your name Jahil
2010 - Bring Caretaker
2024 - Marshal Law
Oh I love that lady..you r so cute n confused! !! Awesome
Pakistan we should not give weapons to NATO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Iqbal ka ek hi sher yad rakhe....sare jaha se achha hindustan humara 😁
Uskay baad yeh bhi kaha tha Muslim hain hum yeh Sara jahan humara jahil pora parhlia kar
@@tanzeelhameedi6631 u asshol...u guys are the sin of social media.... always doing hindu muslim... bloddy fool ..
@@tanzeelhameedi6631 what happened u fool...I m sure u didn't understood English Hance can't reply... blood madrasas chhap
@@tanzeelhameedi6631 usne kaha thaa hum bulbule hai uske ye gulistan humara jahil
Muslim hai hum Sare jaha mai hrmipanti kar jute khana nasib hamara 😂… ye likha tha
Zahid Hamid don't discuss with these ignorant
The lady talk logic..
Zaid hamid is absolutely right❤
Mr Zahid Hamid, you r one in a millions. Please carry on a good work and don't worry about negative people. Please do not let these ediots bully you. they have a Wright to disagree but not to disrespect you.
The lady is somehow having true facts.
Are pakistan ka pm is zaid Hamid ko banao.
Bda mja aayega 😂
Never argue with stupid people , they will drag u down to their level n then beat u with experience.
Zaid Hamid is raw agent 😗
PPP could not deliver goods in its last regime
Lalttopi wala Balangooda...
I said loud and clear if hindus are against someone that person is good for Pakistan
we love zaid hamid
zaid hamid is in jail for 8 years hehehehe
+uranus0007 your father is back now...
Live Jojo hehehehe lal topi . He was screwed up by his brother muslims.i dare he speaks against Saudi regime & visit Saudi Arabia again
*Zaid Hamid is a great man*
😂😂😂😂🙏
Excellent Zahid sahib! We both had the honour of fighting the Russians on many different fronts.these kids have no knowledge of covert intel.
I clap for this lady👏👏👏
Well said gentle lady ❤❤
Dear Brother Sister.
No1. Hum Indian sabse pahale ek Indian hain Hindustani hain ek bharatiya hain.
Uske bad Hum Hindu hain, Muslim hain, ya sikkh hain, Etc etc.
A). mera sawal Yea hain Ki aap sab Pakistani pahale kyaa ho , Muslim ho ya Pakistani ya Phir Islam. iska jwab dhundo after that aap sabka problem solve ho jayega.
B) Apka Country ka Kanoon kyaa bolta hain. islamik kanoon,?
C) Kyaa ess world mai Jitana bhi Muslaim Country hain uss sab ka same Kanoon hain.. agar same hain tho phir Kyo nahi milta Apka Country ka Kaoon aor Dusra Muslim Country ka Kanoon.
Islam Ek Dharm hain jo sab koi respect karta hain aor apka pakistan ek Country hain. Mixup Mat karo Bhai dhar aor Country ko duniya kahaan se kahaan chala gayaa hain ..
Gita, Kuran , Bible ka Matalab Hain Discipline u people educated yaar samajh gayaa hogaa..
Qasir Azam are bhai to pakistani infiltraitors kya karte hai??? mujra
National Anthem of India was given by Ravindra Nath Tagore.........
Zaid Hamid always makes me laugh 😂
12 Year Old Video still getting comments 😁😁😁😁
I love Zaid Hamid Allah ap ko laaaaambi umar dy ameen
acha hain tere jaise illiterate kom keliye , wait kar bohat jald hum Pakistan ke tukre kar denge Inshallah
Chutiyapa failane ko.
I also love jaid hamid.
Allah apko apna laaaambaaa andar tak deyn.
hahahahah ta ke sala aise hi gand pe kode khata rhe zahil harami saudio ne is ki gand bander ki gand jaisi kardi thi bilkul bi pta nhi chalta tha yeh gand bander ki hai ya zaid ki hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Tu lg hi rha h atankvadi
I fear the time when some hindu version of Zaid hamid will rise in India too
indians are smart enough to avoid that kind of morons
well many aren't, there are already few respected people calling kejriwal foreign agent.zaid hamid doesnt look far away for this
But all indians are not hating on pakistan and want war, its simple enough, if they cross the loc again, we would fuck them up :)
In dono ne zaid hamid ki maar li good both of u
Red Cap's Man got out of mind..... He doesn't know anything... Talking total rubbish....
You are so cute and so confused.....
Pata nahi kyo zaid hamid ko dekhne ke baad mene comedy night dekhna band kar diya ,,,
Topi aaja Saudi Arabia chaley
Topi nu Pak Da PM bana do aa kalla hi Pak Da beda garak kar dega
A TRIBUTE TO ZAHIL HAMID & HIS FOLLOWERS ----
"DILE NADAN TUJHE HUA KYA HAI AKHIR IS DARD KI DAWA KYA HAI "
AFSOS KI ISKI KOI DAWA NAHI HAI
zaid hamid zindabad. ALLAH pak in ko lambi umer ata farmaye
zindabaad
mera lun
@ 11:20 he says Turkey tabah nahin ho gaya - Turkey makes things, they have an industry, their GDP is much, much higher than Pakistan.
So, the comparison by Zaid Hamid is ridiculous.
Jaisa Mulak waisa uski Nasal ,,,,,itni bejjati sehney ki taleem quran se hi milti hai
+Chintu Rao 👍👍👍👍👍
Q sale koi molvi gand mar k paise ni deta jo us ka gussa nikal raha h
Lal topi nu Pakistan da Prime minister banado.
27.25 haha
I love zaid Hamid: He didn’t even look at Sharmeela Farooqi in whole show that shows his character. He is perfectly right there was no terrorism in the era of 1996 to 2001 during Taliban’s regime. This was Musharraf policy to support america by opening land and air space to support killing in afghanistan and their people turned against Pakistan and thats why CIA, RAW and other agencies took advantage and started funding terrorism
is ka to balatkar ho gaya
Zaid Hamid Saab You are 100% right!!
zaid hamid zendabad
+indianli0n
padhe likhe....?? dude.. padha likha hota to aisa hota h.... :P
very good every stupid man in pak is jindabad Jahil terror state
Junaid Razzaq khayalon mein
darkest burning star if u read the history of muslim u wil see who is khayalun me
jaidi Hamid jayse ko tv par baitha ke tv channels apni beijatiy karva raha hai aise jhutte nonsense admi kahi nahi dekha isse pakistanki beijjati karvata hai.
Okay @ of my end H2#
Zahid Hamid is ture Muslin
yup the best lol
haha
Dear Latif...Kya aap nahi chahte ki aapke desh main aman ho...ye clear lag rha h ki Zahid ye nahi chahte...Politicians apna matlab nikalte hain...theek h India aur Pak dono ye samajhte hain ki dono ek dossre ke dushman karte hain...but aapas main to pyaar hona chahiye...God kare ki aapka mulk bahut aage jaye...but aap samjho ki kya sahi h kya galt...
Muslin 😂😂😂😂
Pauna pajma
Fuck islam quran and muhhmad in ass
Mohamaad was rapist
Zaid hammid great man in the world ❤
*_Zahil Hamid think process is exactly the same, as is in Koran writings. That is in Koran there r hundred of lines which r contradictory, confusing & having more than one meaning. What Hamid expressing is 1-> CONTRADICTORY ,2 -> CONFUSING, 3 -> HAVING MORE THAN ONE MEANING._*
Fawad chaudhary pehle thoda samajhdar tha
To my fellow Pakistanis: Brothers if you listen to Zaid Hamid, there is NO future for Pakistan. Get real, come out of old ways and adapt to new ways. Think & act on progress of Pakistan, following Zaid Hamid's theories will take Pakistan 100 years back and every nation is going to laugh on Pakistan.
Zaid Hamid ko PM banadijiye
Fawad Hassan: what do you say now about Mullah Umar and Taliban. Are you ready to take back your words about Mullah Umar. They retreated and came back to kick out Americans.
Lal topi never disappoints as most consistent comic.