I honestly appreciate people who are talkative. I enjoy listening to people who have a lot on their mind or something they’re passionate about that they feel comfortable enough to share with me.
"I just want to be useful, please let me be useful" Wow, well said, that is the yearning of every heart isn't it. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Well I appreciate that she's offering a service rather than just locking me in a basement. I mean, I don't think I would let her stay, but I appreciate it the approach
A yandere who at least has a working conception of boundaries? I think this could work. Plus, if you're going to all that trouble to get the chicken, I'm sure it's going to taste great! (The secret ingredient isn't love, it's obsession.)
Yandere: "If you let me stay with you then I wouldn't be breaking in". Spock: Logical....Flawlessly logical. Although she's stalkishly yandere, she seems harmless enough. She's in. Good job Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊♥️👍
As much as I love that she’s trying her best to be better and respect boundaries, after a while of breaking in and treating me so sweetly and lovingly, I’d probably have pulled her into a big hug when I opened the door, tears welling up in me eyes, and asking where the hell she’s been and why she isn’t breaking into my house anymore. Stockholm syndrome is powerful and terrifying, y’all! Edit: her: “and I might even leave a nice, devoted cuddle buddy for you, for cuddling purposes~” Me: *I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS LOON* Edit #2: her: “I do work out a bit” Me: “Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.” My goodness this audio is just *chef’s kiss*
If she shifts the amount of effort she's willing to put into getting a chicken toward getting computer parts, she's got a deal. That's how desperate times are in the gaming computer sphere.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Thats my girl! Have them by the end of the week you’ll get a $2k bonus, we’ll have you on your feet in no time. Stop sniffing my hair, hop to it!
I mean since she likely already has duplicate sets of my keys and can come and go as she wants might as well say yes. And I mean she is trying to respect boundaries. That's progress, right?
If this were me I'd be like Ok ground rules, everything is 50/50 that means we split chores, you aren't doing them by yourself, if you cook I do dishes, if I cook you do dishes, I will always clean the bathroom. For laundry we circulate, I'll do laundry one week you do it the next week and so on. I'll always take out the trash. If you're ok with that, then...alright I'll marry you, OH and no killing people that's a big one.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR thank you! What can I say, I see marriage as a partnership not a dictatorship. It's about balance, understanding, respect, and of course Romance!
😊💙 “There is no problem with being obsess It’s just a way for you to express All I need is your loving embrace And to see your beautiful face” “Hmmm I feel like theres something missing in the poem anyway have a lovely day”
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Yeah, that'd be nice. Thanks for all the content btw. I've been binge sleeping to your videos and it really helps me sleep at night.
Me if I was in this situation:I will let stay but under these conditions 1.Do not mock my faith in God because in everything else God comes first for me 2.i will be going to the gym alot to workout so don't question me were I'm going 3.do not go into my bedroom unless if its a emergency or if IF we get married 4.if we do become a couple NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE PERIOD!!! 5.if you hit me first I will hit you back in self defense 6.you will show respect my family if they visit 7.if they ask about them don't lie be brutally honest with them 8.dont talk alot i want peace and quiet after a long day 9.i love going on long walks to think and to be by my self so NO STALKING 9.do not I repeat DO NOT COMMIT CRIMES JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!! 10.If we do get married and have kids I will teach are son how to be a traditional man and if we have a daughter you will teach her how to be a traditional woman and that includes NO CRAZY OBSESSION OVER BOYS!! Do you agree to these rules?
The whole "bad Jun, respect boundaries" part is still one of my favourites moments in the history of youtube
🤣🤣🤣
I honestly appreciate people who are talkative. I enjoy listening to people who have a lot on their mind or something they’re passionate about that they feel comfortable enough to share with me.
"I just want to be useful, please let me be useful" Wow, well said, that is the yearning of every heart isn't it. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Well said!
I love how invested she is in getting me a chicken
If you want it, she wants it!
Well I appreciate that she's offering a service rather than just locking me in a basement. I mean, I don't think I would let her stay, but I appreciate it the approach
Haha, "let." She's staying.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I like to pretend I still have control over my life.
1:29 this made my day. I can see you saying this in front of a mirror after a whole month of yandere content.
Haha...yeah.....
A yandere who at least has a working conception of boundaries? I think this could work. Plus, if you're going to all that trouble to get the chicken, I'm sure it's going to taste great! (The secret ingredient isn't love, it's obsession.)
Good point. At least she's trying.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I think that's a healthy amount of overwhelming desire.
That's some serious acting! Well done
Thank you!
Yandere: "If you let me stay with you then I wouldn't be breaking in".
Spock: Logical....Flawlessly logical.
Although she's stalkishly yandere, she seems harmless enough. She's in. Good job Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊♥️👍
She may be a stalker, but at least she'll do the laundry. I bet she even knows how to fold a fitted sheet.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR sounds like she was maid for me.😆
It still surprises me how she manages to go from the cutest thing ever to completely unhinged in a second.
Haha, thank you! I love to play cute and unhinged.
I think this was the funniest fill I've ever heard from you so far. You definitely made it unique! x)
Thank you! This is by far the most popular video I've ever done.
Oh I love it! You are so so cute! I can’t stop laughing, keep up the good work!
You are so kind 😊
As much as I love that she’s trying her best to be better and respect boundaries, after a while of breaking in and treating me so sweetly and lovingly, I’d probably have pulled her into a big hug when I opened the door, tears welling up in me eyes, and asking where the hell she’s been and why she isn’t breaking into my house anymore. Stockholm syndrome is powerful and terrifying, y’all!
Edit: her: “and I might even leave a nice, devoted cuddle buddy for you, for cuddling purposes~”
Me: *I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS LOON*
Edit #2:
her: “I do work out a bit”
Me: “Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”
My goodness this audio is just *chef’s kiss*
Haha, I'm glad you liked it!
I actually felt really bad for her financial situation. She was living on the edge.
Yeah, it can be rough....and not just for obsessive stalkers.
If she shifts the amount of effort she's willing to put into getting a chicken toward getting computer parts, she's got a deal. That's how desperate times are in the gaming computer sphere.
😅 Well, she's very devoted, I'm sure she'll get you anything you want.
Nice audio very good
Glad you think so!
Thanks for the upload juniper. It’s as great as any can get.
I don’t have much to say aside from that no text wall, I’ve written too much today.
I'm always happy to hear from you.
Yandere bodybuilder Juniper is not real! she can't get to me! She can't!
Don't worry, I mostly do cardio. Better for chasing down escapees.
Lucky for you, my company has a job opening. You can start right now in fact, all you have to do is *get me pictures of Spider-Man!*
Yes sir, Mr. Jameson!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Thats my girl! Have them by the end of the week you’ll get a $2k bonus, we’ll have you on your feet in no time. Stop sniffing my hair, hop to it!
I always knew JJ was a great employer!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I’m the best! Unlike that menace to your city that is *Spider-Man!*
pretty good 9/10
Thanks!
You know what, IS there such a thing as a wild chicken?
I have no idea...
I agree to this trade offer whole heartily
Hooray, everyone wins.
I mean since she likely already has duplicate sets of my keys and can come and go as she wants might as well say yes. And I mean she is trying to respect boundaries. That's progress, right?
Progress!
If this were me I'd be like
Ok ground rules, everything is 50/50 that means we split chores, you aren't doing them by yourself, if you cook I do dishes, if I cook you do dishes, I will always clean the bathroom. For laundry we circulate, I'll do laundry one week you do it the next week and so on. I'll always take out the trash.
If you're ok with that, then...alright I'll marry you, OH and no killing people that's a big one.
Aw, sounds more than fair!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR thank you! What can I say, I see marriage as a partnership not a dictatorship. It's about balance, understanding, respect, and of course Romance!
i have two houses id deff move her in with me
Nice!
😊💙
“There is no problem with being obsess
It’s just a way for you to express
All I need is your loving embrace
And to see your beautiful face”
“Hmmm I feel like theres something missing in the poem anyway have a lovely day”
You have a lovely day yourself!
Tbh, I wouldn't mind because I'm sad and lonely but nobody would ever be that obsessed with me. (yes I pity myself, you don't have to call me out)
Maybe someone will at least show a healthy amount of interest.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Yeah, that'd be nice. Thanks for all the content btw. I've been binge sleeping to your videos and it really helps me sleep at night.
@@nefceh2227 I'm glad to hear that!
rent is two Reese's cup n a frog
🤣 Very specific. I accept.
😂😂😂 i liked this one
I'm glad!
Cool
👍
What if, I let you in. And then close the door?
I'm in!
Me if I was in this situation:I will let stay but under these conditions
1.Do not mock my faith in God because in everything else God comes first for me
2.i will be going to the gym alot to workout so don't question me were I'm going
3.do not go into my bedroom unless if its a emergency or if IF we get married
4.if we do become a couple NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE PERIOD!!!
5.if you hit me first I will hit you back in self defense
6.you will show respect my family if they visit
7.if they ask about them don't lie be brutally honest with them
8.dont talk alot i want peace and quiet after a long day
9.i love going on long walks to think and to be by my self so NO STALKING
9.do not I repeat DO NOT COMMIT CRIMES JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!!
10.If we do get married and have kids I will teach are son how to be a traditional man and if we have a daughter you will teach her how to be a traditional woman and that includes NO CRAZY OBSESSION OVER BOYS!!
Do you agree to these rules?
I'm not sure all that would work out with a yandere.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR then she's not staying.
Bro i'm just tryna relax why this gotta get me so hard
🤣
@@JuniperJusticeASMR is that a good laugh or a bad laugh😳🥺
Miss I curse every god known to man and RUclips for not bringing me to your account sooner
I'm glad to have you here now.
Calm yourself my child
There is no calm, there is only love.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR well I would love if you would take a chill pill.
Hello there,
😋