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Plot twist: the listener is played by Lou Gossett Jr. And he'll sing in a way that sounds like he's gargling mouthwash.😆

Young lady either you use the force or put some extra hours in that arcade because this is not proper starfighter performance.

Honestly I feel the same way

I mean I love cheese but these lines are too cute

When she said stake I imagined the listener being like. "Why yes, it is," and pulling a steak out of their coat to eat lol

2:38 GET IT SOPRANOOOO

That was great! The parts where she's all awkward were hilarious. 😂

I GOT YOU A MINK JACKET FOR YOU! KISS ME NOW! CHRIS HOCH

I LOVE YOU BEVERLY ELIZABETH TINAMARIE HOCH,! YOUR MY SAFE SEX HOUSEWIFE WITH NO KIDS AT ALL! CHRIS HOCH

Woah mpreg

Just because you get married, doesen't mean you should stop flirting and going on dates with each other.

my video froze after she said club sandwich so for a solid few seconds i was just thinking ‘did she just fucking club me??’

I once tried to tell a VA my favorite pick-up line, but "this platform" shot it down. So I'll try it again. My favorite pick-up line is..... "If I said you have a beautiful b*dy, would you h*ld it *gainst me?". I hope I used enough "*" to let it slip passed "this platform". Cool audio Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍 (Sorry it took me a while to comment on this one).😊

I could hear her do this all day, I love my yandere wife. ❤

Should have just stuck with the cinnamon bun comment.

Happy new year Juniper

thanks for the audio, sir juniper. a yandere pretending to be further from their darling than reality? how strange.

Juniper!!

You know what they say: Happy waifu, happy laifu.

Happy New Year Juniper

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Awww, this was cute. Really sweet, and only furthered by your amazing voice. Loveeed it.

What a good wife to play games like this. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

I love everything about my yandere wife

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😊

IRL, as a married man whose wife is currently 4 & 1/2 months "expecting" I'm looking forward to this particular audio.😆 CAN'T WAIT!!!😊💚👍

Gotta wonder if the robot is outdated like reto and therefor parts are expensive collector items or out dated like video disk and just nearly impossible to find.

WAWA MENTIONED

8:30 No dont hide it. Embrace the nerd. Let it be known!

So if you pick up a leopard seal selkie's skin, does that mean you're engaged, or does that not apply to this variant of selkie?

As someone who works in Legal/Compliance for my employer, I _especially_ enjoyed this video. I have had many conversations similar in tone to this -- and I am not even General Counsel. 😂 "No, you cannot do that! Please stop the activity immediately!"

thanks for the upload sir juniper. the childhood friend to lover trope, understandably very popular. and of course, a marvellous execution by you, exictiedness, tiredness, those little half giggles (possibly a terrible discription of them, but i think it works) i dont think anyone else manages to get as much emotion in an audio as you do.

thanks for the upload sir juniper! body image comfort audios are definitely a type i dont quite get, i dont mean that in some "im perfect and flawless and have never had any body image issues" (though I am perfect) way. its just, how can one be reassured on their apparance by someone who hasnt seen them? eh. i guess they must work though, if they didnt they wouldnt get watched and then they would get made less or not at all. good for those people.

thanks for the upload, sir juniper. might have stopped commenting for a while, but i was still listening. I think I'll go back through and fix that chain. my phone still remembers the intro though. yoga is weird, theoretically its an indian spiritual practice but its also a very upper middle class activity. weird.