I gotta say, when I was in the USA, I did prefer the southerners over the people from northern states, too. The dialects are much better sounding, as well :P (With the exception of NY/NJ dialects, but that might be because I'm italian)
he said "are you getting laid?". And it's his own fault for selling himself as the underdog while also interupting people. There's no comedic timing, he's forcing things to the point where he starts messing with their story telling...
Tobskii Thought so, too, he doesn't mean bad, but he lacks a certain natural talent...not to mention etiquette! Anyway, you may skip etiquette if you sell your jokes right! And he jist doesn't, at least rarely on this couch. This never would have happened to Jack Whitehall for example!
I feel like Matthew McConaughey is what Brits think all Americans are like. As an American, I can confirm. Everyone outside of New York and LA is Matthew McConaughey.
all these actors stories are always so awesome and the way they deliver them so cool and charismatic that i really truly want to believe them, but i mean, come on!
I feel like Hollywood stars get so much better at telling stories on Graham's show.. In American television, it could be a great story but the hosts always interrupt and ruin it Also Matts a savage😂😂😂I think Mark started a trend
When I was a boy I had a steam like a LASER BEAM! When I was at school I used to challenge the other boys to a contest. We'd start at the urinal against the wall, then start backing up. I could get all the way to the wall behind me and keep my stream in the urinal the whole time. I miss those days. Now I'm over 40 and I have to pretty much stand directly over the bowl because I have very little pressure in my stream any more. :(
It's Scottish, lassie and laddie mean girl and boy respectively in the language of lowland Scots, though lassie or lass is less known the term lad, as in short for laddie, is reasonably well known online. Especially in the Commonwealth. In the US the word lassie might be known to older viewers as the name of a Scotch Collie who appeared in a number of films named after the dog featured. Lassie.
Never heard of a BMX motorcycle, a BMX bicycle yes.. and was it a crx80 or 100? Because he said both, I’m not even sure they made those, but,, even with those glaring inaccuracies, a really great story told by a great storyteller.
BMX is bicycles. I believe what Matthew was trying to say is Motocross bike. Plus a CRX is a car. A CR 80 is the dirt bike he meant to say. Then he called it a CRX 100 at the end of the story. Have another drink McConaughey!! Lmfao!
I'm just picturing him and Woody filming True Detective, and Matthew telling all these stories about his dad, and Woody just says, "My dad shot Kennedy."
"Are you getting laid?" Sweet Jesus, that was an epic take down of the highest order.
Girls over twelve?
Vintage Ruffalo :')
Was he actually referring to anything or he just randomly asked the dude if he's getting laid?
Referring, watch the beginning of the episode :P
I would of replied with "No, but can you help me with that"
McConaughey is so Southern..............its beautiful
He's from the Texas Hill Country. It's one of the most culturally rich areas in the States. Beautiful terrain imo and authentic people.
I gotta say, when I was in the USA, I did prefer the southerners over the people from northern states, too. The dialects are much better sounding, as well :P (With the exception of NY/NJ dialects, but that might be because I'm italian)
Masashiro Knight of Cookieland I don't think it's because your italian... I'm italian and live in MN
Right Texas is the best I love where I’m from
Texas ain’t Southern.
First Ruffalo now McConaughey, poor Josh
he said "are you getting laid?". And it's his own fault for selling himself as the underdog while also interupting people. There's no comedic timing, he's forcing things to the point where he starts messing with their story telling...
Tobskii Thought so, too, he doesn't mean bad, but he lacks a certain natural talent...not to mention etiquette! Anyway, you may skip etiquette if you sell your jokes right! And he jist doesn't, at least rarely on this couch. This never would have happened to Jack Whitehall for example!
But Mark did it best.
@@NiVi192 That p***** got burned before
And now Martin Freeman roasted him 😂
Man, that blond dude always gets roasted when he's on Graham's lol
girls over twelve?
CaptainGrumpy mark ruffulo
I think I'll always love Ruffalo more for that line than any of his movies.
what did McConaughey say to him ?
don't forget the accidental "dead dog" joke with Lee and Martin Clunes
Next Graham Norton compilation - Celebrities roasting Josh
😂😂😂
_alright alright alright _*_whistling noises_*
CaptainGrumpy Gonna watch Dazed and Confused for the 100th time. PARTY at the moon tower.
CaptainGrumpy hHhHahhHhhaahahaha
that's the most american thing i've ever heard
The most Texan
Dixie Cup from louisiana
+joe1edge who is?
Dixie Cup his dad
The most southern.
To be fair, Josh does have one those faces that requires ridicule.
Lol for sure. He's always getting burned
He doesn’t shut up so he also deserves it🤣
he looks like one of those girls under twelve he's going after lol
@Oldschool1973 what?
Tbf Josh did start it. I swear he says stuff for people to have ago at him because he’s a comedian.
Matthew has always a story to tell
love his accent, go ahead boy lol he's so awesome 😍
Pnoneticaly it's boa not boy.. That's the southern way
That Mark Ruffalo reference tho
What reference?
Mark too roasted Josh in Graham Norton's.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
I feel like Matthew McConaughey is what Brits think all Americans are like.
As an American, I can confirm. Everyone outside of New York and LA is Matthew McConaughey.
I know British people are dumb but not all of them mate
Lol
What no almost no one at all is like this. Where are you from
Yes, but in reality actual Americans aren’t as cool as Matthew McConaughey
@@sarahfaith6531 He means most of us arent snooty virtue signaling fruit loops from LA and NY. Not that we are exactly like him
That’s bs I doubt that you are from the US maybe you’re American but not from the states
Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy on the planet, alright alright alright.
I love Matthew, he always have some interesting story about his childhood.
Matt should be our (America's) ambassador to the world. Love him
That's probably the most Texas thing I have ever heard.
Graham: Josh, what're you afraid of?
Josh: Well, I was gonna to go with flying but i think I'll go with...
Mark Ruffalo: Girls over 12!
Josh: 😰
Graham: Josh, what're you afraid of?
Josh: Well, I was gonna to go with flying but i think I'll go with...
Mark Ruffalo: Girls over 12!
Josh: 😰
Shut up.
Matthew has got to be the best story teller of all time. He has to write a book already.
Well you got your wish
That story Gives new a meaning to the phrase "took the piss out of them"
Now that's a fucking good story
Only in Texas
as a texan, i can say that was the most Texan thing i have ever heard. The only thing to make it better was what a burger and queso.
Whataburger is the best in the world!
i love how grahm preps the stories for a perfect transition
Matthew is an amazing story teller !!
Kudos to the people who first heard this story at Craig Ferguson's interview. I still miss Craig and Geoff
He just told the most east Texas story ever
Beautiful man intelligent and so enlightened
all these actors stories are always so awesome and the way they deliver them so cool and charismatic that i really truly want to believe them, but i mean, come on!
I feel like Hollywood stars get so much better at telling stories on Graham's show.. In American television, it could be a great story but the hosts always interrupt and ruin it
Also Matts a savage😂😂😂I think Mark started a trend
its mattew, his mama would kill u if u call'em matt
PasoFreak why do people ever say anything??? Right??
Gae Elle jelous fallon for one. Kimmel is better though.
Gae Elle, I agree with you on that.
Matthew McConaughey still the best storyteller on TV.
"Are you getting laid ? " McConaughey is cutting deep.
"PEOWWWW"
I wish they could use that as the default ambulance siren, the pitch is just perfect.
God bless Texas.
Mathew is brilliant story teller & what a life..
Took me half way through the video to realize Ed Sheehan is sitting next to him
That's not Robert Sheehan.
When I was a boy I had a steam like a LASER BEAM! When I was at school I used to challenge the other boys to a contest. We'd start at the urinal against the wall, then start backing up. I could get all the way to the wall behind me and keep my stream in the urinal the whole time.
I miss those days. Now I'm over 40 and I have to pretty much stand directly over the bowl because I have very little pressure in my stream any more. :(
Lol you men are weird
Nobody tells a story better than this man
we'll probably get more chicks if we take our shirts off.
if Matthew McConaughey chilled any harder, global warming wouldn't exist.
He is a good story teller
You know why people respect actors like McConaughey? He’s got dirt on his boots.
I grew up in Bama and Arkansas. Don't doubt a word, sounds about right to me.
This story is amazing this show is blowing up
this is so country i love him
Matthew ❤️❤❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍
lol hes really southern like all of my family tells stories the way he does its real fast and too the point
I love how proud he is 😂
when it came to the pee game and being drunk ed nodded like he experienced something similar 😁
God I could listen to this man talk for days
go ahead *BOI*
The story is the most Texan thing I've ever heard
omgg you guys ever hear about ralphie may fing w this guy while he was just working on his bike. hilarious. rip ralphie.
Everytime Matthew talks I do not understand a word 😂😂
Josh has a habit of always chipping in with a comment, I like how the lass never laughed once lol
SamKay212 What in the world is a lass? That's a lady.
Kat Kattington lass means lady
It's Scottish, lassie and laddie mean girl and boy respectively in the language of lowland Scots, though lassie or lass is less known the term lad, as in short for laddie, is reasonably well known online. Especially in the Commonwealth.
In the US the word lassie might be known to older viewers as the name of a Scotch Collie who appeared in a number of films named after the dog featured. Lassie.
Que no se apague nunca su estrella
McConaughey always has the best stories
I love the way he talks haha
This guy was born to play Adam Warlock..
Man, Christina Ricci looks good!
MURICA!
Wow McConaughey's aged!!
it's just the beard m8
do you expect him to stay young forever?
+Selfspot johhny depp has aged m8
I kinda like him better now. When he started he had a baby face.
HE HAS BUT WHEN HE HAS PLASTIC SURGERY HE WILL REMAIN 47, NOW. UNTIL 80'S, YOU MAYBE CATALYST.
"are you getting laid?"
BRUUUUUTAAAALLLL
He EARNED that bike.
Wow i wish i had a dad like that
real or fake doesnt matter, he is the best story teller ever
Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀
Lol the description.. I'm dead
That story was actually alright alright alright
That other guy is like Discount Chris O'Dowd.
actually hes good on the last leg
That's my favorite King of the Hill episode I tell you hwat
Never heard of a BMX motorcycle, a BMX bicycle yes.. and was it a crx80 or 100? Because he said both, I’m not even sure they made those, but,, even with those glaring inaccuracies, a really great story told by a great storyteller.
I'm really starting to believe the British relate to Texans more than any other Americans.
This is the McConaughey i miss😂
surprised these are on here before its even aired on the bbc
Baller
Life skills.
?
This is THE most Texan thing I have ever heard.
Wow.... Never knew how much I had in common with Matty.
BMX is bicycles. I believe what Matthew was trying to say is Motocross bike. Plus a CRX is a car. A CR 80 is the dirt bike he meant to say. Then he called it a CRX 100 at the end of the story. Have another drink McConaughey!! Lmfao!
I'm just picturing him and Woody filming True Detective, and Matthew telling all these stories about his dad, and Woody just says, "My dad shot Kennedy."
that is the most southern thing I've heard lol interesting story
alright alright alright
wow... awesome win ..
Actually my right has no food nor drinks?! Imagine Me like seriously!!!!!
of course he did
This is the most Matthew m story ever lol
eds gotten even softer ill cry
that reminds me the Joke of quentin tarantino en Desperado movie
thats an alright alright alright story
I could hang out with this dude for sure
All right all right
Can this story get any more Texasian?
Can he get any more Texan?? hahaha
Josh just always gets roasted jheeeez
I just read about this in his book Greenlights haha
Don't let me leave Murph 🤧😪
Brilliant story 😂
oh my gosh!!! LOL! I didn't even know guys did this???? lol!
This is more American than America.
lol "go on boy!"
Im very cynical but i try to be palatable. 1 thing. Matthew is awesome. Hes allright allright allright