Cortex Command: I should not be allowed to do this.
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Music:
"Cortex Command Intro" - Danny Baranowsky
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE INTRO SONG WAS NOT MADE BY DANNY BARANOWSKY, BUT THE REST OF THE SOUNDTRACK WAS.
The song was created by a sister project of the band "machinae supremacy", hubnester industries.
I also forgot to add the link to the actual game: cortex-command-community.github.io/
[The above information is barely researched, if at all. Don't trust me please.]
"barely researched" the gratitude is appreciated
@@misterhuman895 you're welcome
Crabs are free, therefore crabs are the most cost effective weapon in the game.
nothing beats free I guess
This is a war crime. Please do more.
Thank you. I will.
welcome to war crime simulator!
Thanks! Pleasure to be here.
I remember playing this game YEARS ago, feels...weird and nostalgic seeing it once more. Keep it up!
Thanks! Glad I could add a bit of strangeness to your day.
Been so long since I've seen anything about this forgotten little masterpiece. Great to see someone do a deep dive into how its weird mechanics work to make things like item bombs work. Little thing I can add though. The rocket mk2 is also very effective at doing this, although it takes a bit of skill with the movement. If you manage to flip the rocket upside down when slightly above the ground, you can drill into it like a bunker buster if you have enough mass. When you consider the increased weight capacity, this can sometimes be even more effective, since you can drill past any external defenses and hit with an even larger payload. But thats just my take on it, a bit less economical than drop crates.
empty rockets do burrow through things a lot faster but don't really kill anything and a lot are needed to be truly effective
Never heard of the game before but knowing that shovels can be used as a kinetic weapon just makes me want to play it.
You should
I should probably try it out too
let me introduce you to the crab bomb mister Mister Man. For only 150 gold less you destroy the enemy, your pc and your will to live.
crabs are just shovels but worse really
@@MisterMan..There is actor limit in this game. Crabs are actors, so you can block enemy (and your) reinforcements by deploying several crab crates.
@@MisterMan..and i dont remember that, but actually maybe too much crabs will delete previously spanwed units too because of said limit.
They just released a big update revamping all the sounds and it's SO GOOD
I'll have to check it out sometime!
Underrated skill put into these vids, enjoy the coverage of a foss game. They really don't get enough attention.
Thanks!
bro made shovel grenades
Raytheon technologies is going to want to hear about this one
man your content is very cool! keep doing this and you will get to the top percentage in no time
Thanks! That's the goal.
I apparently didn't leave a comment when I saw this video when it released, but I loved it just as much this second time I watched it :)
aww thanks
haha thats awesome! I also made my own kind of nuke but instead of objects its with crabs! about 100 or more per rocket it instantly destroys anything near it and if you order enough of them it can destroy anything alive in the map even my own brain lmao Im glad to see people are still enjoying the game!
it's timeless in a way
I see strange setting in the Cortex Command Community project. Name was like ,, Enable Crab bombs". I turn it but nothing happens. Now, i know what it do.
YEESSSS. I don’t think I’ve played this game in about 10 years or so, but I forgot the name. I’ve been searching for this game for so long. Thank you.
Fuck I forgot how freaking epic the Cortex Command theme is.
amen
I have to try this, it looks completely nuts, thanks for the video
Glad you think it's cool!
great video!! i love cortex command
maaaan are you gonna come baack we need sum more cortex commander videos and other gamess
I'm still alive!! More to come in the (possibly not-so-near) future
dude i love cortex command. i really liked the jokes in this video
You should also do such videos about Rain World and Noita kind of games, keep up the good work!
Thanks! I've got some videos in the works for other (somewhat) obscure games.
Ahhh how many times have me and my brother killed our pc with zip.bomb sized crab crates 😍
The flash issac soundtrack maker makes me know this is a banger. Time to finish the video
Of course
Very nice editing
Thanks! It took way too long.
Kinda cool to turn shovels into a cluster kinetic shrapnel charge. A SKSC
thanks! I'm very proud of this
YT needs more Cortex Command
don't we all
sounds very fun!
certainly
I used to do a same with but with crate filled with crabs because crabs were free bodies
I remember getting the game in the Humble Indie Bundle 3. Never really got it to work properly.
that's a shame
Crab bombs are an achievement on steam for a reason, because of how frames are tied to FPS, it's hard to crash cortex command. Meaning you can always pack as many crabs as you'd like into a crate, this means you can always delete everything on the screen by just dropping a crate of crabs because it squishes the entity limit so tightly that every living thing on the screen implodes. Or at least, that's my assumption given I literally haven't touched this game since like open source multiplayer, this is definitely how it worked in beta though. Pretty sure it still obliterates a wide area if not.
tragically they've been made pretty useless, as you can't pack too many due to the crate weight limit (I made sure to investigate before locking in with shovels)
Try crabs. hundreds of them.
please do more
I have a crap ton of work but more is being done
@@MisterMan.. cool
Yt just sent me the notification of the video haha. The game seems fun af, do you know if i need a good pc to run it? To give you a reference, mine can't run MC lol.
Gret video btw, keep going 👍
Thanks! This game was developed ages ago but also optimized quite poorly. You should be able to run it, and there's no harm in trying anyways; it takes up barely any storage, and is free!
@@MisterMan.. you must have forgotten to update to pre5 if it runs poorly, an AAA industry vet showed up and tripled the fps for that update...
@@thepawnmusic idk man I just downloaded it (my computer is also ass that might be it)
Crab bomb or bust. Melt your school's computer, and find out you lost at the speed of 40 seconds per frame!
Incredibly based.
ah... so this is where the term "Shoverware" comes from. ^_^
good vid
thanks mr chutney
Shovels are not enough.
I was cleaning the area with crabs. During the tests of the increased charge of crab matter, all living things were destroyed. No one was saved by walls or thicknesses of earth and stone.
Crab bombs are so last year. Shovel warfare is truly superior.
They are making a 3D version of cortex command. The original dev
if einstein and heisenberg had known this in the 40s...
crazy comment
Fantastic bomb, more environmentally friendly and humane (laugh) than traditional crab bombs
Instant death is humane! Relatively.
Man be bragging and spitting praizes for the shovel bomb not knowing about the immesurable power of free CRAB NUKE. Destroys not only every living beeing on the map but also your computer. "Look sir, free crab".
Shovel bombs? That's Crab bomb heresy!
Edit: Ok having seen it, this shovel bomb does result in less instant losses. Which is another strike against it!
Buyt for real using the digging poiwer of the mto blast through concrete is pretty clever
Shovels are the new crabs
Hi , at 6:36 soldier is building blocks from distance , which mod is that ? thanks
There are no mods!
@@MisterMan.. ok I didn't played this community version maybe it's already there , I had very long break from Cortex
You can replace shovels with crabs since they are free. This is better because you can take infinite amount of crabs for just 50 gold
This is somewhat true. The problem is that crabs weigh a lot and are significantly less effective.
Think you for letting me know this is a thing
of course :)
got a video on crab bombs? I loved how those could either be a bomb, or just DELETE life on maps depending on how much *C R A B* you packed into a crate.
A person that actually knows this game? Astounding. Unfortunately I (probably) won't be making more videos on cortex command, but there will be others in the same style. I also think they nerfed crab bombs somewhat, but I'm not sure.
Shovel like TF2 Market Gardener soldier tf2 (how did I not have a comment here either what)
brain rot
I wonder if this game will ever be anything more than a meme. Can't even climb ladders no matter how many crabs or shovels you airdrop onto the scene.
Unfortunately this game seems to be relegated to perpetual obscurity. I would like the ladders to be usable though.
What version are you using? You might just be controlling somebody too heavy to climb the ladders without falling off, try a lighter dummy or coalition unit. I can't say I've ever experinced a problem with the ladders in the game. I mostly play the steam version if that helps at all, mabye the open source project have messed up the code or something.
I couldn't get the ladders to work with any unit. I may be somehow too stupid to use ladders, or the open source version could've just broken them.
I was playing the tutorial and used the dummies provided for it @@simonkorica9467
Could not climb the ladder with any of em, and I played CC before in the past. Can't remember if it was possible there, though.
Back then I just jetpacked around.
version 6.0 is here
good to know
so... its an over sized fragmentation grenade?
more or less
Also you can stuff the crate with crabs and kill everyone on map. How does it work? Have no idea, but it's funny
physics-based games are great because of stuff like this
i have no idea what this game is, i just know one thing: nail bomb goes BRRT
It does indeed.
Nice video. Hey now you can be as lazy as you want regarding subtitles and still do it all without effort, check whisper ;)
huh wait wdym
@@MisterMan.. You don't need to transcribe audio to text anymore. I mentioned a speech recognition model which you can use to generate accurate subtitles with little to no effort.
I used to do this with craps, but they changed it I think.
crab bombs got nerfed (maybe)
Crabs are free bro.
(i know)
But crabs filled with rocks are more premiumerrrr
Kinda sad you leave out a mod community. It might be less present with only people that port old mods on open source version, but you can still find mods that add Star Wars, Warhammer 40k, Half-Life, Fallout and many more that add large amount of content.
my 5 minutes of research didn't catch that unfortunately
Okay now make a goth femboy png as your representation 😤
!!! 👎👎👎👎👎
@MisterMan.. forgive me, I had not had my daily goon session yet when I made this comment