Dragon Age: The Veilguard BACKLASH Is Crazy..

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @Veteran_Nerd
    @Veteran_Nerd 4 часа назад +4319

    "It's not dialogue, it's a sermon." - Zack
    Mic drop moment

    • @xSavedSoulx
      @xSavedSoulx 4 часа назад +27

      roadhouse

    • @brgvc
      @brgvc 4 часа назад +22

      That was the best

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 4 часа назад +59

      I feel like they are so terrible at their job that after getting hired they just copied the HR training video they just watched and hopped no one would notice.

    • @balitangkamatis
      @balitangkamatis 4 часа назад

      @@VioletDeathRei they ain't terrible at their "job". Their whole being is to piss off as much people as they can, and they're succeeding in a way. That's why asmon called it a sermon, they ain't doing it to earn money.

    • @TaterLand
      @TaterLand 3 часа назад +15

      Best fucking way to end the vid lol

  • @a2raya772
    @a2raya772 3 часа назад +3127

    "It panders to my mental illness"
    -IGN 9/10

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +56

      "Me Too"
      -Digital Foundry

    • @eded711
      @eded711 3 часа назад +55

      "the mental asylum never felt as realistic, as you were inside"
      -Kotaku11/10

    • @godhand291
      @godhand291 3 часа назад +12

      "The biological-ware has returned to it's original form" - The AI gen informer

    • @DemonicAngel-g2s
      @DemonicAngel-g2s 2 часа назад +18

      Sounds like a Harris campaign slogan. 😂

    • @3adgamd3r
      @3adgamd3r 2 часа назад +4

      “It’s MA’AM!!!” He said

  • @Beyar90
    @Beyar90 3 часа назад +1623

    Holy fuck that dialogue literally sounds like an HR sensitivity training video

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 2 часа назад +46

      I bet if you input "Make a transcript of HR sensitivity training in a fantasy world" into Chat GPT, it would produce a more interesting dialogue.

    • @Notharius1
      @Notharius1 2 часа назад +7

      I freaking hate them. I just speedrun the 30 minute training in 2 minutes

    • @Dregomz02
      @Dregomz02 Час назад +5

      It hurts my head so bad that nightmares of choking to death due clogged nose feels like heaven compared to this.

    • @somnorila9913
      @somnorila9913 Час назад +6

      And because it's a game, an RPG supposedly, you should totally be able to shit on that. Because you can't, it's just propaganda...
      I wasn't that interested in the game as Inquisition wasn't that awesome and memorable. And seeing people say it doesn't even rise at that level of gameplay and world and characters and such. And seeing the art style of the characters was a bit iffy but seeing these shitty conversations too, well, it settles it. They can keep it, not worth the bother to even pirate it let alone buy it.

    • @Beanman-24
      @Beanman-24 Час назад

      @@antonkirilenko3116 Ask and you shall receive:
      Fantasy Realm HR Sensitivity Training Transcript
      Moderator (Orc): “Alright, everyone, welcome to our annual sensitivity training. I’m Gruk, your HR representative, and I’ll be guiding you through today’s session. This training is mandatory, so thank you for coming, whether you’re here in person or via crystal ball. Let’s remember, our goal is a more harmonious workplace here at Dragon & Dwarven Mining Co.”
      Elf (whispering to another Elf): “I don’t see why we need this. I haven’t offended anyone since the Great Elven Ball of ’21.”
      Gruk: “Ahem. Elrindor? Remember, we’re aiming for an inclusive space. Let’s listen respectfully. First topic: cultural awareness. This company employs a mix of races-elves, dwarves, orcs, goblins, dragons, and even a couple of vampires on the night shift. So, let’s be mindful of cultural differences.”
      Dwarf: “Now, Gruk, not all of us drink blood or talk to trees. What’s ‘cultural sensitivity’ supposed to mean for dwarves?”
      Gruk: “Good question, Stonehammer! It means respecting traditions, like dwarves’ respect for mining rites or dragons’ love of hoarding. For instance, not calling the dragon’s hoard ‘a big mess’ or casually asking dwarves why they’re always underground. These can come across as… insensitive.”
      Elf: “Yes, and for elves, it would be courteous to avoid comments on our… longevity. You know, things like ‘Shouldn’t you be retired?’ or ‘Do you remember the first era?’”
      Gruk: “Exactly. And remember, goblins might find it rude when others make assumptions about them being… let’s say, ‘prone to mischief.’ Stereotyping is something we all want to avoid.”
      Giant (raising hand cautiously): “What about holiday observances? Last year, my celebrations of Titanfest caused an earthquake.”
      Gruk: “Great point, Thorg. For those with… disruptive observances, we ask you to consider remote options, like celebrating Titanfest in the mountains. Also, if you plan to bring large ceremonial weapons to work, please alert HR.”
      Succubus (smiling coyly): “And may we speak on personal space boundaries? Some of us, like, radiate certain… energies.”
      Gruk: “Yes, personal space is essential. Different species have different comfort zones, and we want to respect that. So, succubi, please be mindful of your aura; wizards, try not to teleport directly into someone’s bubble; and everyone, let’s avoid unsolicited shape-shifting near coworkers who aren’t accustomed to it.”
      Centaur (hoof stomping): “And please, stop asking us about horse racing. Not all centaurs run!”
      Gruk: “Thank you for sharing, Epona. This leads us to our next topic: avoiding assumptions based on appearance or race. Just because someone is a centaur doesn’t mean they race, and just because someone’s a vampire doesn’t mean they want to be asked about garlic at every meal.”
      Gnome (grumbling): “Well, if I may… I’m tired of jokes about being stepped on.”
      Gruk: “Noted. Jokes about height, wingspan, fire-breathing, magical abilities, or general destructive capacity should be kept out of the workplace. Let’s focus on professional compliments-‘Good job on that enchantment’ or ‘Nice swordsmanship today.’”
      Fairy: “And remember, we fairies are not ‘cute.’ We are powerful and have specific talents. Please treat us as equals.”
      Gruk: “Exactly. Each race and individual has their own strengths. We value each of you here at Dragon & Dwarven Mining Co. Remember, our differences make us stronger.”
      Orc (sighs): “Final reminder, please turn in your magical misconduct reports, and if anyone has any ongoing issues or curses that need to be lifted, HR is here to help. Thank you, everyone, for being here. And remember-when in doubt, just ask yourself, ‘Would I say this to a dragon?’”

  • @SprangMcCrang
    @SprangMcCrang 4 часа назад +2920

    The game says “don’t misgender someone and then panic and make it all about yourself” then has the character misgender someone and proceed to make a 4 minute monologue and do pushups in front of them all… Nice

    • @TheSilverOrn
      @TheSilverOrn 4 часа назад +401

      The lack of self awareness from the game devs is... actually on point compared to Concord, Anthem, Dustborn, and etc.

    • @kuoyulu6714
      @kuoyulu6714 4 часа назад +144

      This is what make IGN give it a 9, great stuff, I am sure at the DEI holy church those writers are consider modern Jesus

    • @ondrejprochazka8486
      @ondrejprochazka8486 4 часа назад +72

      haha yes this was striking to me as well, so funny that they would not see the irony of this scene writing it

    • @AlanSmithee-r3t
      @AlanSmithee-r3t 3 часа назад +51

      Yeah, it really makes you wonder how people can be so self obsessed and yet so lacking in self awareness

    • @ggwagmi1236
      @ggwagmi1236 3 часа назад

      if they had it their way they will make it a Lèse-majesté law
      but for lghdtv groups
      the new kings and queens of dem ocrat states

  • @unodos149
    @unodos149 2 часа назад +448

    "Demons are attacking!" "How dare you assume they identify as demons, maybe they identify as dwarves!"

    • @Innosos
      @Innosos Час назад +24

      Or as Doom Eternal calls them "mortally challenged".

    • @Olafmere
      @Olafmere Час назад +1

      That is a grudge

    • @VergilSpardaDMC
      @VergilSpardaDMC Час назад +17

      "Remember, a "Demon" can be an offensive term, please refer to them as mortally challenged"

    • @Channel-io4xu
      @Channel-io4xu Час назад +2

      You said "dwarf" OFFENSIVE OFFENSIVE I'm reporting you to hr

    • @stbsgtreed3147
      @stbsgtreed3147 Час назад +5

      dammit, STOP THE COMBAT, I gotta "pull a barve"

  • @FaustRSI
    @FaustRSI 2 часа назад +233

    You know what's the worst in this whole situation (and I bet in other dialogues, too)? Is that you, as a MAIN HERO, cannot say to them "hey, I don't give a f'ck. I don't care. I will call you whatever I want". You can only be nice and accept every sh'it they're throwing at you. RPG my arse.

    • @jadenthecommenter
      @jadenthecommenter Час назад +9

      Literally

    • @SHG86
      @SHG86 Час назад +16

      RIP renegade playthroughs

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Час назад +23

      Where's the Renegade interrupt to knock Isabella out during this dialogue? That would be content.

    • @FaustRSI
      @FaustRSI Час назад +17

      @@SHG86 you know what's funny? I've never actually plaid as a renegade in Bioware games. However the dialogues like in this video makes me want to be one, not just for trying, but I see "a renegade" as an only option I could use in this situation.

    • @BenD0v3r32
      @BenD0v3r32 54 минуты назад

      "This is the new shit"

  • @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133
    @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 3 часа назад +1047

    The self-awareness of saying how it is bad to apologize and make it all about yourself then proceeding to talk for several minutes about how you did pushups instead of just apologizing and how everyone who does otherwise is a shitter... this is like dustborn level of self-awareness.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 2 часа назад +43

      Remember, no "bad thought" and "toxic communication" at work!

    • @Nowhy
      @Nowhy 2 часа назад +2

      circular reasoning is blind...

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 2 часа назад +3

      They asked her and she explained

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx 2 часа назад +16

      What's really funny is the amount of backlash that would get if it was like iron bull. "Of course MEN WOULD RATHER WORK OUT AN IGNORE THE PROBLEM RATHER THAN COMMUNICATE WITH WOMEN THEY OFFENDED"

    • @Xazamas
      @Xazamas Час назад +4

      My native language has exactly one pronoun. I sometimes don't even get the he/she right automatically. Do I get a pass for being "person of limited language?"

  • @omegamanrad
    @omegamanrad 4 часа назад +3183

    “Todd lied better” so true

    • @JayMoneyMac
      @JayMoneyMac 4 часа назад +77

      Never underestimate the captain of the chess club

    • @vlanson6529
      @vlanson6529 4 часа назад +89

      Todd at least has some Charisma going on for him, it's what makes so many people buy Skyrim 6 different times.

    • @SekiberiusWelkesh
      @SekiberiusWelkesh 4 часа назад

      Todd can't even lie successfully anymore because everyone assumes that whatever he comes out of his mouth is categorically false.

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa 4 часа назад +39

      @@vlanson6529 I mean, for all its problems, Skyrim is a genuinely enjoyable game that's lots of fun so people might well buy Skyrim multiples times even if Todd had the charisma of a old potato.

    • @originalvox2530
      @originalvox2530 4 часа назад +16

      ​@@vlanson6529Skyrim atleast is a game and Starfield is something what is looks like a game. DAV is not a game.

  • @azza9423
    @azza9423 4 часа назад +2104

    The self inserted narcissism gets me everytime... in a world on the brink of destruction the only thing that matters is a characters gender identity... perfect.

    • @jed1nat
      @jed1nat 4 часа назад

      This dialogue exchange is the first thing I've seen that truly is putting me off. Up to this point I thought it was just "ew modern bioware" but man... This is just fucking sad. Nobody needs this infantile preachy bullshit. Nobody appreciated this. Even if pronouns are important to you or whatever I can't imagine how this is improving the narrative for you.
      The writer should be ashamed and shamed. This is pathetic.

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa 4 часа назад +189

      The developers true fantasy is imagining a world where absolutely nobody refuses to play along with the delusion.

    • @bronzin1445
      @bronzin1445 3 часа назад +115

      Dragon Age: Origins would bully the shite out of failgaurd.

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 3 часа назад +59

      Huh, actually sounds like real life according to their ideology. "We're all going to die and it's the most important thing ever... also forget all about that, all I care about is my pronouns."

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 3 часа назад +47

      Funniest part is: someone really thought "yeah, that would be nice if people do quick ten as an apology" but never ever ever will do something like that themself. :D

  • @futuretrunks9257
    @futuretrunks9257 2 часа назад +278

    I ain’t never felt so damn lectured in a game before in my life. This shit isn’t escapism, it politics.

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 Час назад +15

      Inserting modern day irl issues into a fantasy game defeats the whole reason people play a fantasy game to begin with - to *escape* reality. The problem here is that it's just bad writing.

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 Час назад +7

      Its a replacement plan in action, to speed up your replacement, white man

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Час назад +6

      ​@@mauriceanderson5413 Yup. People who think this is some marketing tactic or ploy to get a broader audience aren't paying attention.

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 Час назад

      @@TheStraightestWhitest dat shit comes from culture, and normies not carin much about gaming for example. So its safer to pollute it THAT much. Also youth is big in gamin stuff, so its even easier to spread dat shit into their minds.
      Yall gotta push back harder man, fuck these racists, tall already a world minority

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi Час назад +10

      Imagine playing a video game and entering a room where a group of NPCs were all talking this way.... 99.99% of gamers would go out of their way to make sure those NPCs were killed.

  • @laszlokiss4409
    @laszlokiss4409 2 часа назад +66

    The facial animations during a dialogue, dear lord.
    It's like those old school samurai movies from the 60s where they didn't bother to match up the dubbing to the footage.

    • @miriamkapeller6754
      @miriamkapeller6754 Час назад +5

      Dragon Age Origins was released 15 years ago and managed to get the lip syncing right.
      Humanity is evolving backwards.

  • @abovewater6918
    @abovewater6918 3 часа назад +1236

    Isabela constantly insulted people and was happy to do it. This isn't Isabela, this is Isabela after she went to HR training and now has a gun held to her head

    • @dragerdet
      @dragerdet 3 часа назад +95

      I saw someone on twitter call that character development LOL

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +35

      Nay. Her family is in some kind of chamber and she's wearing an apple smart watch that's streaming a video of their location and a countdown timer

    • @kopiseduh9767
      @kopiseduh9767 3 часа назад +155

      Wait, that's Isabela?! I thought she's that Neve gal.
      The same Isabela who would totally betray you for a ship?
      Also, didn't she hate Qunari?

    • @minoadlawan4583
      @minoadlawan4583 3 часа назад

      I don't recall Isabella calling someone a faggot.

    • @paperlung13
      @paperlung13 3 часа назад +58

      Wait what
      Is that really her?
      Bloody hell

  • @MrBen-zv1ip
    @MrBen-zv1ip 4 часа назад +882

    That was definitely a writer's rant of irl situation and nothing else.

    • @DanielW-x4v
      @DanielW-x4v 4 часа назад +136

      Self insert for sure

    • @Shade84
      @Shade84 4 часа назад +40

      Without a doubt.

    • @alfredmitchcock8518
      @alfredmitchcock8518 3 часа назад

      bioware boss is a transgender and a racist towards white ppl. search for "her" racist quotes

    • @SavageDragon999
      @SavageDragon999 3 часа назад +92

      Sounds like somebody got triggered at a bar because someone didn't pronounce the gender correctly and now has to go home and fantasize about it. Ughh.

    • @user-vc6
      @user-vc6 3 часа назад +5

      omg the way she sees apologising with insane bad faith is too perfect

  • @kana2-f6b
    @kana2-f6b Час назад +120

    This game will help you identify yourself

    • @ryanmitchell4044
      @ryanmitchell4044 21 минуту назад +1

      Or confuse you greatly about your identity

    • @khitrov95
      @khitrov95 13 минут назад +1

      Look in your trousers and identify yourself quickly

  • @VaSoapman
    @VaSoapman 2 часа назад +76

    Dragons Age: "What, who doesn't like Dragons!?"
    In Thedas, dragons are an apocalyptic event. The sign that everything and everyone will die.
    Thats... Thats like someone saying who doesn't like Hitler.

    • @berestow
      @berestow 49 минут назад +4

      Isabella was with Hawke during Act 3, where dragon killed all workers...

    • @epicfanbattle
      @epicfanbattle 19 минут назад

      Funny you said that because Hitler would have prevented this.

    • @smartalec2001
      @smartalec2001 14 минут назад

      Dinosaur: "Who doesn't love talking about comets?"

  • @DurzoBlunts
    @DurzoBlunts 4 часа назад +1332

    The dialogue comes across as a whole reeducation campaign

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 4 часа назад +126

      That basically describes the motives of the entire western entertainment industry- games, movies, comics, etc. With very few exceptions.

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 4 часа назад +53

      "Comes across" is a funny way of saying literally is lol.

    • @Paeper_Shredder
      @Paeper_Shredder 3 часа назад +17

      I play video games to have fun and escape reality.
      But it's exactly as you say.

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 3 часа назад +32

      It really makes you FEEL like a dissident in a reeducation camp.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 часа назад +7

      "come across", "return to form" 😂

  • @xLionsxxSmithyx
    @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 часа назад +494

    "Do a quick ten"
    *does 6 pushups*
    Bioware can't count to 10.

    • @Fernybun
      @Fernybun 3 часа назад

      Math is racist

    • @artificialstupidity4541
      @artificialstupidity4541 2 часа назад +57

      For them 6 is a 10 like their exclusive reviewers

    • @mrksjke
      @mrksjke 2 часа назад

      She did it right. She's a woman, after all.

    • @atomictoaster3393
      @atomictoaster3393 2 часа назад +8

      Thats racist my friend, stop being racist to push up count 😂

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx 2 часа назад +31

      Excuse you. The 6 identifies as a 10.

  • @_Vengeance_
    @_Vengeance_ 4 часа назад +576

    I could literally go to a church on sunday and sit through an entire session where the whole intention is to be preached to for hours, and still be less preached to than that short clip.

    • @Magnum_Express
      @Magnum_Express 3 часа назад +72

      Better source material at church

    • @RagingUtai
      @RagingUtai 3 часа назад +60

      Church sermons have good life lessons,unlike what was shown

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +21

      I would rather bring back the daily door to door bible preachers than live in a future where something like that is common place.

    • @biggusy25
      @biggusy25 3 часа назад +1

      Right? At least at church they might reassure you that your sins are forgiven.
      Your sins are definitely NOT forgiven if you *dare* misgender one of these delusional idiots.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 3 часа назад +33

      As an atheist (more or less), I´d be right there next to you, if I had to choose between those two.

  • @TheStraightestWhitest
    @TheStraightestWhitest Час назад +23

    Isabela is like the last person who'd facilitate people's insanity like this. Her entire character in DA2 was about suffering zero bullshit. She always called a spade, a spade. She did that even with herself, which is where her internal conflict came from as she never denied being a "lying thieving snake". Her words. She's literally the last person in the entire series who'd ever be like this. It's absurd. It feels like AI. We're hearing her voice, but that's not her.

    • @ЭрикКартман-ъ3б
      @ЭрикКартман-ъ3б Час назад

      It's funny because literally the last person in the entire series who'd ever be like this is any person from the Qunari race. 🤣

  • @orcanimal
    @orcanimal 2 часа назад +54

    Holy shit... that 'misgendered so push ups' moment is actually a real cutscene in a (supposedly) AAA title for agame taking place in a fantasy medieval world... just let that sink in.

  • @Darkblender5
    @Darkblender5 2 часа назад +438

    SkillUp described the dialogue as if, "HR is in the room with you," and I think that's the most damning thing someone can say about a Bioware game.

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 Час назад +7

      @@Darkblender5 plot twist: HR are actually your companions

    • @shyviking
      @shyviking Час назад +10

      Yes, it is really a fall from grace, compared to how fresh (and potentially deeply insulting) the dialogue in DA:O felt.
      Heck, you can literally manipulate the poor "elven messenger" in Ostagar into giving you a valuable sword, that was meant for someone else. And afterwards even kill him.

    • @milo8425
      @milo8425 Час назад

      It's the most damning thing anyone can say about anything.

    • @djsuth7727
      @djsuth7727 53 минуты назад

      @@sinner5452 Added plot twist : the final boss is the head of HR.

    • @adastrawill
      @adastrawill 45 минут назад +3

      Correction; that is the most damning thing anyone could said about any writing. For the writing to feel that bad, is apocalyptic for someone who writes scripts, discographies, all of it. If your writing gives your readers that feeling. You haven't just failed, you have catastrophically failed. Which makes me think this was not written by a person but an AI.
      More over, anyone who understands what that presence in the room means, its the most damning thing anyone could of said about anyone's job. NOBODY likes HR. They are tolerated because they are necessary to a point, but not to the degree in which they have power in the work place now.

  • @gabrielchin4161
    @gabrielchin4161 4 часа назад +1153

    "It really makes you feel like you have Top Surgery Scars." - 10/10

    • @diangelovincetti3858
      @diangelovincetti3858 3 часа назад +61

      "Return to form"

    • @fox11
      @fox11 3 часа назад +6

      broooo hahahah

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +12

      That's one box of chocolates that I don't ever plan on buying.

    • @SgtLube818
      @SgtLube818 3 часа назад +20

      this game makes me want to have a top surgery scar, where my head used to be attached to my neck.

    • @aznravechild6i9
      @aznravechild6i9 3 часа назад +23

      The only top surgery scar you need to enjoy this game is from a lobotomy.

  • @jak-A127
    @jak-A127 4 часа назад +895

    Dragon Age: Attempting to justify my useless gender studies degree.

    • @Cuved13
      @Cuved13 3 часа назад +27

      There is this degree in Mexico, I literally laugh so damn hard in my life, even philosophy is more useful than that shit "degree".

    • @kizuki2650
      @kizuki2650 3 часа назад +10

      What degree is this😂😂 we don't have this degree on my country thankfully😂😂

    • @lolero72campos19
      @lolero72campos19 3 часа назад +1

      @@Cuved13 what a shame fr ;(((((

    • @lolero72campos19
      @lolero72campos19 2 часа назад +3

      @@kizuki2650 Im from México and I've neve heard of that degree but I do believe it exists, more on this day's sadly

    • @DaOverman00
      @DaOverman00 2 часа назад

      Isn't it comical that if gender studies was actually about studying the genders, what they value, what they dislike, differences etc to help shape society to be safer, more productive etc but instead it's pure ideology and hatred for men.

  • @Brian0wns
    @Brian0wns 2 часа назад +15

    Imagine being a Goblin in this universe who identifies as a High Elf, and the way you beat a party that invaded your goblin camp is to guilt them into pushups while you set them on fire.

  • @crowdsscareme5412
    @crowdsscareme5412 2 часа назад +9

    Veilguards dialogue reminds me of a children's tv show where the whole conversation is just to teach you something with jokes sprinkled in so the child doesn't get bored.

  • @sweggieboi4928
    @sweggieboi4928 4 часа назад +438

    A whole cinematic about "misgendering" someone and shaming those that have apologised for it, I'm sure this game will do so well.

    • @jaspermay5813
      @jaspermay5813 3 часа назад +28

      Nobody should apologize for the truth.

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +8

      Inb4 the Non-Buynary Squad... also an acronym for Not Buying Shit... arrives...

    • @bvowels
      @bvowels 3 часа назад +11

      What are the odds you could do a full evil playthrough and never have even the OPTION to misgender someone? Can you even do a renegade playthrough with this game?

    • @franciscorafaelmontielpale7854
      @franciscorafaelmontielpale7854 3 часа назад +1

      Never underestimate the power of mindless consumerism and brand loyalty.

    • @bruh-po6fz
      @bruh-po6fz 3 часа назад

      @@bvowelsno you can’t, I recommend watching skillups review

  • @BoneBullet
    @BoneBullet 4 часа назад +532

    More like "Return to store"

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 3 часа назад +12

      Lmao

    • @Spectre77X
      @Spectre77X 3 часа назад +9

      Underrated comment.

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 3 часа назад +5

      Hella underrated

    • @engagex1
      @engagex1 3 часа назад +2

      Anything but return of investment

    • @quipsilvervr
      @quipsilvervr 3 часа назад +1

      This comment was underrated!

  • @pewpewplasma3793
    @pewpewplasma3793 4 часа назад +380

    What is this, a kids show? Are the characters gonna look straight at the camera and ask “what would you do to say you’re sorry?” Because that’s what watching this felt like

    • @MrGamman3yt
      @MrGamman3yt 4 часа назад +5

      Smarter every day!

    • @Raptchur
      @Raptchur 4 часа назад

      exactly. because these people think and act like children. it's all they are capable of. acting like adults and thinking of adult problems makes their heads spin. they can't handle it.

    • @MrGamman3yt
      @MrGamman3yt 4 часа назад +6

      Now you know!

    • @Mlai00
      @Mlai00 4 часа назад

      Yep that narcissistic hypersensitive drivel is what they teach kids nowadays.

    • @thieveslanding1977
      @thieveslanding1977 3 часа назад +12

      That would truly be the worst, scariest 4th wall break of all times.

  • @ambrus-hun
    @ambrus-hun Час назад +8

    Dragon age Veilguard:
    Misgender someone = 5 min monologue and push up
    Dragon age Origins:
    Duncan kills his own recruit = I'm sorry Jory.

    • @Keram-io8hv
      @Keram-io8hv 2 минуты назад

      "Dude you just killed ser Jory"
      "Yeah, yeah, Darkspawn attacks in twenty minutes good luck"

  • @luckerooni1153
    @luckerooni1153 2 часа назад +14

    "Yeah, just say some good shit, make sure to mention that it's a return to form."
    *slides 10k*

  • @FrenzyLive1
    @FrenzyLive1 4 часа назад +1478

    9/10 from IGN is a red flag

    • @skyclaw36
      @skyclaw36 4 часа назад +48

      Somehow better score than space marine 2

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 4 часа назад +1

      Yup. It means incoming lies and agenda pandering.

    • @MrBen-zv1ip
      @MrBen-zv1ip 4 часа назад +37

      i mean do ign ratings even matter? they are always trash

    • @miirico5398
      @miirico5398 4 часа назад +21

      IGN and any other game journalist/website has always been a red flag. They lost their integrity, their pride, their hard work, the trust from the people when they started catering to these "modern audiences" and sold out to the other devs for money and they have been doing all of that for many many years!

    • @xWhackoJacko
      @xWhackoJacko 4 часа назад +9

      you can judge their level of shill based on if the score beat wukong.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 4 часа назад +782

    "Return to form."
    I guess thats going to be the keywords they really wanted used by everyone they gave review scripts too.

    • @donnytuco
      @donnytuco 4 часа назад +27

      They've stopped trying to hide the fix. Let it accelerateeee

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 4 часа назад +30

      They paid good money for those words.

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 4 часа назад +6

      Their form identifies as potato/potato

    • @dr.loomis4221
      @dr.loomis4221 4 часа назад +11

      It's like all the Madden reviews that say "a step in the right direction"

    • @Qryther
      @Qryther 4 часа назад +7

      Forbes review also managed to slip in the return to form checklist too

  • @joshuab1707
    @joshuab1707 3 часа назад +275

    "It's not dialogue. It's a sermon." I couldn't have said it better myself. I didn't feel immersed at all watching that clip. I felt like I was getting preached to. I felt like I was taking a sensitivity training module at work. I got completely pulled out of the world of Dragon Age and pulled into the HR office.

    • @nagasako7
      @nagasako7 43 минуты назад

      *que The Office Theme Song* 😂

  • @davidhorvath8281
    @davidhorvath8281 2 часа назад +7

    We've reached a new level of self insert when its not about a caracter but the entire plot revolvs around how the developers think.

  • @TheRealFredLive
    @TheRealFredLive Час назад +6

    the fact that as she's talking she's intentionally looking at the player.

  • @MjollTheLioness-o4y
    @MjollTheLioness-o4y 3 часа назад +199

    "They make it about them"
    Like the people who made this game. Completely unaware of their own narcissism.

  • @Skulll9000
    @Skulll9000 3 часа назад +172

    After she made her point, I'd roll my eyes and be like "okay, whatever".
    BUT THEN IT JUST KEEPS GOING!
    And then right after she says "some people make the apology all about themselves".
    Like you just did push-ups in front of everyone and are STILL talking about it!

    • @mushmoor3804
      @mushmoor3804 Час назад +10

      Honestly I wouldn`t mind that kind of dialogue if you had the option to call them out on their bullshit. But yeah, thats never going to happen

    • @danielhavoc889
      @danielhavoc889 Час назад +5

      It's such an incomprehensible lack of self-awareness.

    • @ryanmitchell4044
      @ryanmitchell4044 6 минут назад

      @@mushmoor3804yeah if I had the option to tell them they’re all raving lunatics if they believe this garbage it’d be a feature not a problem.

  • @noBody-ue6cs
    @noBody-ue6cs 3 часа назад +218

    2:11 she just explained why you don't apologize to these people

    • @RawrItsJuul
      @RawrItsJuul 2 часа назад +34

      Funny how that dialogue is about making the apology about themselves, while the character is making the apology completely about herself. I think there was a gas leak in the writers room when they came up with this trite.

    • @THEF4LLOFM4N
      @THEF4LLOFM4N 2 часа назад +9

      Asmon should have never apologised....

    • @Nava9380
      @Nava9380 Час назад +11

      ​@THEF4LLOFM4N he should have done 6 push ups😂

    • @THEF4LLOFM4N
      @THEF4LLOFM4N Час назад

      @@Nava9380 asmon bulge.

    • @kineticstishi
      @kineticstishi Час назад +6

      @@Nava9380 To sweat a little, to show that he really meant it 😂

  • @gregi787
    @gregi787 Час назад +10

    0:56 oh dear god...are those the characters? it look like concord and dustborn had a baby.

    • @DinoFancellu
      @DinoFancellu 12 минут назад

      If this is the new porn, I'm going cold turkey

  • @graysaltine6035
    @graysaltine6035 43 минуты назад +5

    Remember in KOTOR1 when you get to tell your wookie slave to rip the arms off his teenage Twi'Lek childhood companion who had been in your party since the early game as proof of his loyalty to you, just because you can. If you wanna make the player genuinely feel bad for being a dick, that's how you do it.
    With that said, I feel like every conversation in this game should have that dialogue option. Would be much more entertaining.

  • @scharfys
    @scharfys 2 часа назад +436

    Pretty ableist to assume everyone can do a physical exercise every time they make a mistake

    • @DisemboweII
      @DisemboweII Час назад

      And mathist that they can count to 10 (which they can’t here, she does 6)
      Now that all these DEI and Sweet Baby Inc-touched games are finally coming out at around the same time and all being shit, so many shareholders are going to lose so much money… it’s hilarious, really
      When they want to make money again they’ll have no choice but to exorcise wokeness entirely from gaming, hype

    • @agreeable-youth
      @agreeable-youth Час назад +2

      Maybe it’s time to hit the gym and shi?
      Putting down the fork and all. Skipping McDonald’s now and then?

    • @click8708
      @click8708 Час назад

      lmao

    • @MrDevilFlash
      @MrDevilFlash Час назад

      @@agreeable-youth because the only way to be disabled is to be fat? There are other disabilities that prevent you from doing physical exercise, you know.

    • @EvanionX
      @EvanionX Час назад +27

      ​@@agreeable-youth do you agree there could be reasons other than fatness?

  • @JesseCFG
    @JesseCFG 4 часа назад +415

    It really does play and sound like a video HR would make everyone watch as a part of sensitivity training or something.

    • @Szili0
      @Szili0 4 часа назад +47

      The Skillup reviewer literally said that "Every interaction sounds like HR is in the room" lmao

    • @bronzin1445
      @bronzin1445 3 часа назад +16

      @@Szili0 He's probably on BioWare's blacklist now. He's brutally honest and I love it.

    • @cakerberg1735
      @cakerberg1735 3 часа назад +8

      That is actually a perfect description

    • @nathanpapp432
      @nathanpapp432 3 часа назад

      @@bronzin1445 His review didnt even mention any of the ideology being pushed in the game.

    • @biggusy25
      @biggusy25 3 часа назад +1

      What do you think these fr-aks do all day for years on end? Make video games? Maybe one day a week, when they're not in the conference room listening to these kinds of sermons. Someone already said they had to listen to this sh-t non-stop while working on Concord.
      These people want us to keep religion out of the workplace, not because they don't like the idea, but because they want THEIR religion taught in the workplace.

  • @stratecheese1302
    @stratecheese1302 4 часа назад +593

    Dragon Age: Gossip Girls

    • @utmastuh
      @utmastuh 3 часа назад +39

      Dragon Age: The View

    • @pglove9554
      @pglove9554 3 часа назад +37

      Dragon Age: Mental illness.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 часа назад +4

      "Return to form": "Come across"
      But hey, biodone bankruptcy is not bad there 😂

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад

      @@pglove9554 *Mental Illnesses

    • @squirrelhallowino29
      @squirrelhallowino29 3 часа назад +4

      Don't shed bad light on gossip girl. It was awesome. Can you even imagine a show like that nowadays that's not plagued with woke nonsense?

  • @S.Noble.7
    @S.Noble.7 33 минуты назад +4

    The ironic part is that it launches on Halloween.
    We definitely got tricked instead of treated 🎃

  • @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer
    @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer 45 минут назад +3

    Jesus fuck. Imagine Titus using a micro aggression against a tyranid, then having to listen to chairon and Gadriel stop everything to talk about why Titus needs to ' do better"

  • @raizonoir2688
    @raizonoir2688 4 часа назад +193

    Holy smokes what the hell was that writing?! This thing is not even worth pirating!

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад

      I'd rather take a bullet than play that game.

    • @whattheduck8745
      @whattheduck8745 2 часа назад +1

      Pretty fitting with Isabella. But yeah, even pirates have standards… 😂

    • @cyberius6
      @cyberius6 2 часа назад +4

      They even removed Denuvo, knowing that no one would want to pirate this shit anyway lol

    • @_ryju_
      @_ryju_ Час назад

      ​@@cyberius6 This is actual gold! 😂

    • @epicfanbattle
      @epicfanbattle 15 минут назад

      @@cyberius6 They removed Denuvo because the mafia taxe per year is too high for the 10 sale they expect for this game

  • @abovewater6918
    @abovewater6918 3 часа назад +280

    People defending this saying "Well Baldur's Gate 3 had gay and trans options too". Yeah the difference is not once in BG3 was the word trans or non binary every mentioned in their FANTASY world. And it had actual good writing. Can you imagine "We gotta get the tadpoles out of our heads, but first I have to know all your pronouns, I don't care how long it takes, that's more important than the tadpoles threatening our very existence"

    • @MjollTheLioness-o4y
      @MjollTheLioness-o4y 3 часа назад +41

      Fr. Not once did I have discuss Shadowheart's pronouns with her.

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 3 часа назад +11

      @@abovewater6918 and that defence does not make much sense even if it had some ground.
      -look, a pile of slop! -hey, dont say that, look, there is another pile of slop, that makes first one better, for some unknown to humanity reason!
      Like whats the logic here lol, either something is in fact bad or its not, it cant be both.

    • @starrynight8709
      @starrynight8709 2 часа назад +2

      Yep the option is just there and it did not ruined the story by being so annoying

    • @tuba3000
      @tuba3000 2 часа назад +19

      @@sinner5452 Are you calling BG3 a pile of slop or did I misread?

    • @cirescythe
      @cirescythe 2 часа назад +5

      Indeed. And it had characters that were believeable and actually diverse where it matters. In thought and behavior.

  • @DarthChrisB
    @DarthChrisB 4 часа назад +116

    Saying the dialogue was written by AI is an insult to AI.

    • @starrynight8709
      @starrynight8709 2 часа назад +3

      Fr lmao i have read some story that are written by ai and they are more interesting and fun than whatever that "story" is

  • @PanchcoandLefty
    @PanchcoandLefty 2 часа назад +10

    Imagine paying $90 to get preached to by gen z 😂😂

  • @DeathMetalThrasher
    @DeathMetalThrasher 2 часа назад +7

    OMFG They've upgraded to totally lecturing us

  • @mosthated8848
    @mosthated8848 2 часа назад +168

    This is re-education disguised as entertainment.

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 Час назад +14

      It's not disguised, though. There's nothing entertaining about this.

    • @KT-83
      @KT-83 Час назад +10

      But for a 14 year old it is, at that age they are easily manipulated/normalized to this kind of stuff...

    • @dylanbaker7090
      @dylanbaker7090 51 минуту назад +5

      @@KT-83 100% thats why "The modern audience is the next generation, i.e. children.
      They dumbed down, Crayola'd and Fortnitized an adult mature grimdark fantasy for children.
      They're aiming all of this at children."

    • @RiseAsLions1776
      @RiseAsLions1776 37 минут назад

      You guys are exactly right imo. Glad other people notice this point

  • @drakuro6618
    @drakuro6618 4 часа назад +160

    honestly the dialogues make it feels like they're cosplayers having a talk after a convention. It's immersion breaking having modern day talk in a fantasy setting. Binary at the base means numerical notation at the base of 2, comprises of 0 and 1. I don't see how this kind of term would come up in a fantasy setting set in old times.

    • @h3lol
      @h3lol 4 часа назад

      its why most people dont like the W@ke, it destroys our escapeism by bringing us back to the present

    • @rubertgriffin8411
      @rubertgriffin8411 4 часа назад +15

      exactly what i thought, and the character said "tho" instead of "though" very modern english and american english at that being used by them

    • @Notivarg
      @Notivarg 3 часа назад

      "The earliest known use of the word binary is in the Middle English period (1150-1500). OED's earliest evidence for binary is from before 1464, in the writing of John Capgrave, prior of Bishop's Lynn, theologian, and historian. binary is a borrowing from Latin. Etymons: Latin binarium; binarius."

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 3 часа назад +23

      @@Notivarg How many pirates knew what it meant, then, do you reckon? Do you think "binary" was a regular part of Blackbeard's vocabulary?

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 3 часа назад +3

      @@cynicat74 "Parley?"
      "That's the one! Parley!"
      "'Parley'!? Damn to depths whatever man thought up 'parley'!"
      "That would be the French."

  • @inevitable934
    @inevitable934 4 часа назад +422

    "I'm gonna go do 10 pushups when I could just say the word "Sorry" because I don't want to waste time."

    • @epictoe7179
      @epictoe7179 4 часа назад

      Now I definitely don’t respect pronouns

    • @Leon-eq6ei
      @Leon-eq6ei 4 часа назад +148

      "Because this isnt about me" *2 min monologue about why i make superior decicions*

    • @Impostor39890
      @Impostor39890 4 часа назад +53

      "Sorry for not playing along with your fantasy"

    • @Bat0541
      @Bat0541 3 часа назад +17

      she did like 3, and they weren't even good.

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 3 часа назад +13

      "oooooohhh look at me, look how sorry I am by doing these push-ups, you won't feel my sorry if I just saying it right? here, look at me now"

  • @linuxwillrise
    @linuxwillrise 44 минуты назад +2

    the similar dialogue in all of the reviews makes me think that it is premade for them the reviewers were bought

  • @sato66
    @sato66 Час назад +2

    and yet, there are still people who expect a new mass effect -made by these people- to be something halfway good.

  • @SirContent
    @SirContent 3 часа назад +171

    One of the most digusting dialouge i have ever heard in my 20 years of gaming experience, BRAVO

  • @shashankfps5600
    @shashankfps5600 4 часа назад +267

    " This game will help you identify yourself " - Dragon Age Devs

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 4 часа назад

      We're all non-buy-nary now.

    • @Sygriffe
      @Sygriffe 4 часа назад +38

      If that's the case I'd like to identify as NON-BUYnary.

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +1

      If only I didn't already identify as Non-Buynary

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 часа назад +3

      ​@@Sygriffe Non-preorder is my pronoun 😂

    • @chuchello9776
      @chuchello9776 Час назад

      Because of what they're doing to games, I'm starting to identify as the racist and homophobic

  • @Sombriage
    @Sombriage 3 часа назад +79

    "they make it about them" every game developer that latches onto whatever pre existing IP they can get like a parasite.

    • @Sombriage
      @Sombriage 3 часа назад

      What kind of parasite? The one that lurks in the waters of the Amazon rivers waiting for some male gamer to step in - THAT parasite.

  • @bruhbandit
    @bruhbandit Час назад +4

    That single interaction made me take a walk around my block, the writing can’t get worse than that right? Right?

  • @sanitycentral6131
    @sanitycentral6131 34 минуты назад +5

    "Who doesn't like dragons?".
    Keep in mind, this is a setting where spotting a dragon means you're basically in the apocalypse. It's like someone saying "Who doesn't like seeing a Death Star appear in the sky?".

  • @abhijeetpoudel5919
    @abhijeetpoudel5919 4 часа назад +205

    And people still pre ordered this. It's also the second best seller on Steam right now. So many red flags, yet people are still blind to it. The user reviews are gonna be so fun to see

    • @sirgoreth9176
      @sirgoreth9176 4 часа назад +68

      "I was absolutely blindsided, I had no reason to suspect things to turn out how they did! Why did no one warn me!
      anyway about to set aside money to pre-order ME 5, I enjoyed the old ones so the new one will definitely have the same or better quality"
      -at least 1 normie review

    • @MeldinX2
      @MeldinX2 4 часа назад +52

      Most people don't watch youtube videos or Twitter posts about games. The normies are super uninformed.

    • @Adrian-ut2ug
      @Adrian-ut2ug 4 часа назад +21

      I'm not sure about those "people". We will see the real numbers after the first week of release. Until then just don't preorder anything.

    • @AltruisticShine
      @AltruisticShine 4 часа назад +1

      Have we considered the fact some people may have pre-ordered just for the lulz to see how deep this rabbit hole goes? If I had money to waste, I think I totally would.

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 3 часа назад +13

      ​@@Adrian-ut2ugHey if Disney can buy out a few theaters to make their movie look bigger I'm sure EA hand out a few thousand copies to people they paided to write a review.

  • @Gabriel-Crandall
    @Gabriel-Crandall 4 часа назад +278

    “Who doesn’t like dragons?”
    It depends on the dragons.

    • @Red_Fr0st
      @Red_Fr0st 4 часа назад +48

      How about Bad Dragons?

    • @neror9499
      @neror9499 4 часа назад

      @@Red_Fr0st they only bad cuz of systemic racism :C

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 4 часа назад +29

      @@Red_Fr0st - I'm sure those characters have the full collection.

    • @MR_ARKANSAS
      @MR_ARKANSAS 4 часа назад +19

      in this game they are dragon queens. if you get the good ending it ends in dragon queen story hour.

    • @M1ch43lRoy
      @M1ch43lRoy 3 часа назад

      ​@@MR_ARKANSASnice buns a hon

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 2 часа назад +75

    This is 100% a self insert to preach “the message” to the audience.

  • @Hiller013
    @Hiller013 38 минут назад +2

    My jaw dropped watching this. How can something like this be done unironically?

  • @Anfa18
    @Anfa18 49 минут назад +3

    "they make it about them"... Ohh the irony.

  • @Wesker236
    @Wesker236 4 часа назад +92

    Man, i remember Dragon Age's world being dark and straight up racist with tons of great characters with different ideas, opinions and interests... Now characters are getting corrected because they're using wrong modern world pronouns and they're barely disagreeing with each other and don't conflict each other interests at all... Bioware died a long time ago

    • @bvowels
      @bvowels 3 часа назад

      How racist could you be in the original Dragon Age games? Should I play them?

    • @sheldonmustdie2
      @sheldonmustdie2 3 часа назад

      @@bvowelsthe elves they were racism t word the elves they would call them knife ears 👂 it was kind of like saying the N word I think that’s what this person meant

    • @chandlerlowell5
      @chandlerlowell5 3 часа назад +6

      @@bvowelsit's similar to elves vs everyone in say Skyrim with a little more aggression. Also really funny to see Alistair talk the heaviest shit about every single mage you came across. The OG game is one hundred percent worth a play through. Whether it's the dialogue, gameplay, characters, story. Something about it will be for you. Give it a shot

    • @bronzin1445
      @bronzin1445 3 часа назад +5

      @@bvowels I won’t spoil anything. All I’m saying is that the elves had it coming

    • @brandish8215
      @brandish8215 2 часа назад +2

      You used to be able to genocide whole tribes to gain a little advantage against the darkspawn, good old times..

  • @Doflaminguard
    @Doflaminguard 4 часа назад +133

    The Quns are now just black people with horns.

    • @zhongliimpact6220
      @zhongliimpact6220 3 часа назад +26

      admiting that they're demons finally

    • @sethtone8634
      @sethtone8634 3 часа назад +9

      Wtf did they do to the Iron Bull?? 😢

    • @ParanoidBobby
      @ParanoidBobby 3 часа назад +7

      @@sethtone8634 He been lost my respect when he started yapping about his non binary ally

    • @madzombie3
      @madzombie3 2 часа назад

      The funniest part is saying that out loud

    • @YBOT-BITTERs
      @YBOT-BITTERs Час назад

      Muslims actually

  • @kamchatmonk
    @kamchatmonk 4 часа назад +108

    Remember dialogues from the Witcher 3? Those felt human. Good times.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 4 часа назад +5

      Thanks man now i have to play it for the 10th time 😚

    • @marcuscorvin9998
      @marcuscorvin9998 3 часа назад +13

      Even Baldur's Gate 3. You: "We could spend some 'quality' time together"...... Astarion: "I'm flattered, but I think not. It's not you, you understand, it's me.......................... I have standards."

    • @SamuelPulkkinen-jp8ev
      @SamuelPulkkinen-jp8ev 3 часа назад +12

      And hasn't CD Projekt Red also made comments on how they'll be more "inclusive" in the future? Be afraid, be very afraid.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 часа назад +6

      This is like the writing for Spider-Man 2. It doesn’t feel genuine in any sense, it feels like people are speaking the way they would if an HR person was in the room with them. Which is especially jarring when you consider that the characters in that game are people who are supposed to have known each other for years. This game features characters that are meant to be hardened warriors but who speak to each other like they’re doing a team-building exercise. It’s pathetic that this is where BioWare is.

    • @Heliosvector
      @Heliosvector 3 часа назад +1

      ​@@SamuelPulkkinen-jp8ev they made cyberpunk. The genre has gender bending in its source. I wouldn't cound being loyal to the source material an issue.

  • @unpronouncable2442
    @unpronouncable2442 2 часа назад +1

    "This is not a dialog this is a sermon" Boy howdy Dionysius of our times strikes Plato with a damned plucked chicken again.

  • @ilovedogs2642
    @ilovedogs2642 17 минут назад +1

    Dragon: my claws are spears, my wings are a hurricane
    Mc: THIS IS MY GENDER STUDIES DEGREE

  • @nobody8717
    @nobody8717 3 часа назад +65

    If i wanted to be lectured on 2024 liberal social culture, i'd go to college, not play an RPG about dragons...

    • @SydneyGreat
      @SydneyGreat 2 часа назад +9

      Not really liberal, it's more extreme-left woke progressive. Old school liberals don't do this stuff.

    • @frosty848
      @frosty848 2 часа назад

      ​@@SydneyGreat90's liberalism is present day conservatism now

  • @JRico831
    @JRico831 3 часа назад +118

    I’m sitting here listening to this cringey conversation, finally at 2:20 mark I’m just like WTF am I listening to?? If that’s not some straight sweet baby scripting idk what is.

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 2 часа назад +4

      See, this is the best *Bioware* has to offer, because Sweet Baby Inc wasn't involved in this.

    • @leonerd1763
      @leonerd1763 Час назад

      I think SBI is either jealous of this level of cringe or rolling their eyes with all of us because...I mean, that's too much for everyone 😂

  • @MisterHug15
    @MisterHug15 4 часа назад +86

    God I just love it so much when my video games try to lecture me

  • @tecknogyk
    @tecknogyk Час назад +4

    I would rather sit through a church sermon than listen to this dialog and I'm an Atheist.

    • @ashitaka2755
      @ashitaka2755 21 минуту назад

      This game is what happen when society is " atheist" . Woke is the new god that humanity need and deserve for killing jesus Christ.

  • @LJMpictures
    @LJMpictures 2 часа назад +2

    what in the ever living fuck is that dialogue.... BLEEUUURGH

  • @IcyBlaze616
    @IcyBlaze616 3 часа назад +42

    I don't always agree with SkillUp, but MAN did he really nail it when he said in his review "Every interaction sounds like HR is in the room"

  • @ephimp3189
    @ephimp3189 3 часа назад +40

    honestly I am impressed by how BAD that scene was. It went beyond my expectations

    • @asimhussain8716
      @asimhussain8716 3 часа назад +3

      Same, it's actually entertaining how bad it is lol

  • @bronzin1445
    @bronzin1445 4 часа назад +32

    Just watch SkillUp's review. He's brutally honest about Failguard to the point where he's likely on BioWare's blacklist

    • @maxxpower3d6
      @maxxpower3d6 2 часа назад +1

      but at the end he grovels and apologizes for daring not to like it

  • @MetalThornTree
    @MetalThornTree 2 часа назад +2

    Isabella's been re-educated by the qun... but seriously, this is next level ridiculous for a D&D type game.

  • @skyhijinx
    @skyhijinx Час назад +1

    "It's not dialogue, it's a sermon."
    P R E A C H

  • @lowdistortion
    @lowdistortion 4 часа назад +141

    In a year or concord, suicide sqaud, dustborn, and many others, dragon age Manages to be the most woke out of all of them. That's honestly impressive

    • @fatpotato190
      @fatpotato190 3 часа назад +16

      woke, yes. Perhaps not the most shit. But definitely the most disappointing, plus being shit. The others had no expectation upon them, but this one did. This one sets itself out to ruin its predecessors and so even though it might be the most competent, it is also the most evil due to it.

    • @sumerian88
      @sumerian88 3 часа назад +8

      The Super Saiyan of woke videogames.

    • @lowdistortion
      @lowdistortion 3 часа назад +1

      @sumerian88 super saiyan god or normal super saiyan

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад +7

      *most woke out of all of them... so far

    • @sumerian88
      @sumerian88 3 часа назад

      @@lowdistortion Meh whatever, I guess Dustborn what Super Saiyan Ultra Instinct and Concord Super Saiyan Blue.

  • @Darththorn
    @Darththorn 4 часа назад +181

    I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

    • @LordOfSweden
      @LordOfSweden 4 часа назад +8

      Imagine having this lecturing bs in a video game

    • @Argcz
      @Argcz 3 часа назад

      thanks for the input, Fry

  • @MarkusHansson
    @MarkusHansson 3 часа назад +33

    Why do I get the feeling that the "push up thing" is something that the writer tries to get other people to do in real life?

    • @coldsteelblue7275
      @coldsteelblue7275 Час назад +2

      Possibly, he wrote a whole essay on how you must approach him online, 3 years ago with a few other devs got involved in dogpiling on twitter, called many people, including trans people, of being transphobic for not liking a joke & blocked them all, he left the platform not long after

  • @Krenisphia
    @Krenisphia 2 часа назад +1

    A team had to write, voice capture, animate and code this scene all together. Just wow.

  • @artificialstupidity4541
    @artificialstupidity4541 2 часа назад +3

    "who doesn't like dragons?"
    If you live in a fantasy world where dragons can swoop down and destroy towns and villages etc you probably won't like dragons that much

  • @bigfootisreal_
    @bigfootisreal_ 3 часа назад +53

    re-education camp - The game

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад

      The Liberal White Woman Snowflake Edition

  • @robr135
    @robr135 4 часа назад +67

    building shacks on top of ancient monuments. This is modern gaming.

  • @Nilm_
    @Nilm_ 4 часа назад +42

    There isn’t a single person on this earth who actually speaks like this

    • @Mlai00
      @Mlai00 4 часа назад +28

      You wanna bet?
      Guess how many work at Bioware.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 часа назад +7

      Sadly, some people actually do speak like that. They’re usually the sort of people you see working at companies like SweetBaby Inc.

    • @YBOT-BITTERs
      @YBOT-BITTERs Час назад

      This is what every r/gamingcirclejerk user talks like lmao

  • @RudyTheNinja
    @RudyTheNinja Час назад

    "I cannot wait for tomorrow"
    "I'm gonna wake up early"
    🤣 😂 🤣

  • @gintokisakata8596
    @gintokisakata8596 48 минут назад

    This dialogue sure makes me want to "pull a barf"

  • @zfsbsdxky-om8ez
    @zfsbsdxky-om8ez 3 часа назад +21

    That writer "self inserted" so hard the story will never be able to walk right again.

  • @siratera3368
    @siratera3368 4 часа назад +67

    The fuck are those dialogues!
    How did we came from DAO to this shit?!

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад

      Insanity. (Doing the same exact thing over and over again.)

    • @kostyasaushkin2450
      @kostyasaushkin2450 3 часа назад

      Dao is also Tao, Taoism. I like the way this becomes game of words if you go deeper a bit. How we become from free -> slaves?

    • @nutritiousnut
      @nutritiousnut 3 часа назад +1

      @@kostyasaushkin2450 i also enjoy schizo posting

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 2 часа назад

      Dao? For the lord, man, its totally uncomparable even with inquisiton.

    • @kostyasaushkin2450
      @kostyasaushkin2450 2 часа назад

      @@sinner5452 my jokes don't land good even on my native language. Let's move on :)

  • @kaziaamir3199
    @kaziaamir3199 3 часа назад +36

    This reminds me if the dave Chappelle joke paraphrasing " I'm all for your rights but till what extent do I need to cater to your whims to make your feel comfortable"

  • @BobDevV
    @BobDevV 2 часа назад +1

    Most of those websites are owned by single company or one owns another and parent company owns, indirectly all of them.

  • @mslinklater
    @mslinklater 45 минут назад +1

    Every time I watch that clip I get angrier. No-one in their right mind would put this in a game FFS.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 4 часа назад +97

    Isabella wouldn't have carried if she happened to insult someone.
    This game is drivel.

    • @bismarck5537
      @bismarck5537 3 часа назад

      That, is so true.
      She is so unapologetic and constantly makes fun of everyone and gets away with everything because she is hot and she is right.
      What tf have they done to her?

    • @thattigercat
      @thattigercat 3 часа назад +28

      Wait, that's supposed to be Isabella? That's not even remotely close what the fuck

    • @MisterGreis
      @MisterGreis 3 часа назад +8

      @@thattigercat First time?

    • @WarrenKLiu
      @WarrenKLiu 3 часа назад +11

      My first reaction was What have they done to my Isabella.

    • @thattigercat
      @thattigercat 3 часа назад

      @@MisterGreis Even ignoring all the cathedralite ideology bullshit, DA2 isabella fucks over hawke bigtime and only a romanced one actually gives enough of a shit about someone that isn't her to come back

  • @VetriVade
    @VetriVade 4 часа назад +68

    Wow this looks dramatically worse than I imagined

    • @dindunuphenwong
      @dindunuphenwong 3 часа назад

      Even worse they got to Digital Foundry too

    • @asimhussain8716
      @asimhussain8716 3 часа назад

      It's remarkably impressive how bad this is. I couldn't reach this level of cringe if I purposefully try to satire it lol.

    • @PaulXPZ
      @PaulXPZ 2 часа назад

      @@dindunuphenwong nah, DF was always like this. Especially Alex. He thought Eve from Stellar Blade was problematic. Guy's a loser

  • @Darklight65583
    @Darklight65583 4 часа назад +57

    "Return to form"! Sounds like a spell.

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 4 часа назад +5

      Obliviscaris!

    • @MuhPhoneTube
      @MuhPhoneTube 4 часа назад

      It's the spell women use when the regret their boob removal/downsizing surgeries

    • @Krisztian5HUN
      @Krisztian5HUN 2 часа назад

      Retard to form!!

  • @soggymustardnips
    @soggymustardnips Час назад +1

    Its ironic because the character who did the pushups made it all about herself. She didn't apologize and then kept talking about how great a "barve" is and how much more meaningful and virtuous her gesture was.

  • @kyledouglascox
    @kyledouglascox 42 минуты назад +2

    I love that they all keep parroting "a return to form" when it's literally the furthest Bioware has ever been to its form lol