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  • @jamaalsmemesanalysis5491
    @jamaalsmemesanalysis5491 3 года назад +3049

    He actually said ‘you can’t even get out of the brother zone bro’. Is he even listening to himself? 🤣🤣

    • @lukekennard1887
      @lukekennard1887 3 года назад +200

      Her face made me almost fall on the ground 😭😭😭

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +133

      Ain’t no way to come back from that he need to delete his account

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 года назад +51

      like actually the fuck does that mean? It makes me a simp ti hang out with my sister the fuck?

    • @Madvillian
      @Madvillian 3 года назад +50

      I don't think he is actually listening to himself

    • @Xploit_9k
      @Xploit_9k 3 года назад +41

      It's Alabama thing apparently 🤣🤣🤣

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 года назад +2948

    nothing is more worse than someone who doesn’t know how to take a hint and find another person

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +19

      💀💀💀

    • @Miguels_gizmo
      @Miguels_gizmo 3 года назад +76

      And what's worse is him mentioning the "brother zone" and that ugly ass laugh 💀

    • @yunopepper76
      @yunopepper76 3 года назад +29

      Skippy 2.0

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 3 года назад +2

      Fuck going to work .. i got fired when covid started but now i get paid to smoke weed in my RUclips videos 😈💨💨

    • @jacobburch7555
      @jacobburch7555 3 года назад +2

      @Great Seizure Salad yeah at least skippy has class

  • @cameronthebobameron1930
    @cameronthebobameron1930 3 года назад +2192

    Not sure why, but the whole “2012 ass face” was so accurate

  • @zouklover16
    @zouklover16 3 года назад +675

    "Why his tongue blue ? Was this guy out there blowing a smurf ?"
    That knocked me out 💀

    • @Gina_Gem
      @Gina_Gem 3 года назад +14

      Was looking for this comment 😂

    • @SuperSaiyanScandinavian
      @SuperSaiyanScandinavian 3 года назад +8

      lame thing is he just stole that line. the brother said that exact line and it's edited out of the video.

    • @marlojoseph4954
      @marlojoseph4954 3 года назад +1

      I was out too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AMaidenlessRunt
      @AMaidenlessRunt 3 года назад +1

      @@Gina_Gem he likes blue jolly ranchers

    • @unclefatty2049
      @unclefatty2049 3 года назад

      Don't mess with him hes light Yagami

  • @Lol-ik8xm
    @Lol-ik8xm 3 года назад +79

    Well this gives me confidence to ask out my crush, since I know that I'm not this bad. Wish me luck boys.

    • @isuq3544
      @isuq3544 3 года назад +2

      How’d it go big haus

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 года назад +8

      Isaac Theis she rejected me

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 3 года назад +16

      Hey atleast your rejection aint going viral like this mg

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 года назад

      Hugh Mungus, yeah though she got dumped by her bf, so now it's my turn

    • @isuq3544
      @isuq3544 3 года назад +3

      @@Lol-ik8xm demon time

  • @sportyjhf5Q
    @sportyjhf5Q 3 года назад +873

    "those who cannot learn to take an L, should not be the one giving out an L"
    - hood tzu

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 года назад +32

      Hood Tzu lmfao Dead

    • @florenceosayande7999
      @florenceosayande7999 3 года назад +10

      @Rowland Take my Like and get out😂😂

    • @snw3329
      @snw3329 3 года назад +4

      Exactly - just take the L and bounce back
      L stands for LESSION not LOSS

    • @sportyjhf5Q
      @sportyjhf5Q 3 года назад +6

      @@snw3329 EXACTLY. it's like someone tryna give you pointers for a driving test when they're the ones that KEEP FAILING.

    • @rabbithole9373
      @rabbithole9373 3 года назад +4

      Fax
      - Pimpstein

  • @CaptainCrashDummy
    @CaptainCrashDummy 3 года назад +2028

    Seem like homie realized how goofy he sounded half way through, and just doubled down cause he was in too deep😂😂

  • @robertinbreed9322
    @robertinbreed9322 3 года назад +3068

    He couldn't take the L so he thought he could roast his way out and he failed miserably 😬😬

    • @jacobburch7555
      @jacobburch7555 3 года назад +102

      My man could have just dropped it and no one would care. But instead he decides to take several Ls in minutes.

    • @vimos.9996
      @vimos.9996 3 года назад +13

      He was trolling

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 года назад +1

      @Great Seizure Salad I have a video talking about this guy too that I uploaded just 15 minutes ago coincidentally. Please check the vid out and tell me what you think. I always love constructive criticism and Im a small youtuber so I need as much as I can get lool.

    • @W4TSKY
      @W4TSKY 3 года назад +41

      @@vimos.9996 nah he was hurting

    • @W4TSKY
      @W4TSKY 3 года назад +40

      @@vimos.9996 mans is trying to save face after taking L after L in front of thousands of people. damage control 😂

  • @game-enjoyer13
    @game-enjoyer13 3 года назад +103

    Ok it’s official. I finally found the PERFECT video to explain to anybody what a true stereotypical “Chad” or “Dylan” looks like. Thank you

    • @christiansargent6053
      @christiansargent6053 3 года назад +3

      "The chads and Stacy's" "I'm a sigma male"
      Reddit man located

  • @mialovesdoingnothing
    @mialovesdoingnothing 2 года назад +9

    I didn't expect to get that much second hand embarrassment 😬😬😬

  • @blaiktrout376
    @blaiktrout376 3 года назад +2490

    My soul. MY VERY SOUL!! don’t do drugs kids. This is wild af.

    • @josephhoover4542
      @josephhoover4542 3 года назад +47

      The biggest drug being sold rn simp smokes they spreading rapidly

    • @timothyblake7994
      @timothyblake7994 3 года назад +53

      Bro this kid went to my school I honestly think he’s just doing it for clout

    • @madebyadann5330
      @madebyadann5330 3 года назад +22

      He’s trolling

    • @user-zn1uq2iz8f
      @user-zn1uq2iz8f 3 года назад +59

      nah bro this sum shit you could only do sober no way my high ass embarrassing myself like that

    • @vimos.9996
      @vimos.9996 3 года назад +9

      Bro, it’s satire

  • @algernietes6118
    @algernietes6118 3 года назад +953

    "oh, you're one of those guys"
    -literally that guy.

  • @swagger1613
    @swagger1613 3 года назад +3499

    Sorry jamari but after he said “you can’t even get outa the brother zone” I couldn’t do it I had to leave the video.

    • @KompetenteEnte
      @KompetenteEnte 3 года назад +167

      But first commenting real quick

    • @EdysonDufort
      @EdysonDufort 3 года назад +190

      Bruh I kept going... And I knew it was gonna get worse... yet I kept going...

    • @rdbepa7656
      @rdbepa7656 3 года назад +25

      Same 😂😂😂😂

    • @davsmitt9209
      @davsmitt9209 3 года назад +16

      Right! Me to that really did it for me

    • @Aokaminariki
      @Aokaminariki 3 года назад +8

      Alabama rules!

  • @capo4ever334
    @capo4ever334 3 года назад +51

    When the kid started laughing all weird and Jamari said "this is how a joker origin story starts" I immediately said to myself "where Robert deniro at, somebody hide him" lmao

  • @justinleonard6301
    @justinleonard6301 Год назад +3

    This guy is so good at playing a character not even Kamari could figure out he was playing a character

  • @blessediscooo7184
    @blessediscooo7184 3 года назад +1409

    Bru shuda hit the chorus like: “only fans gotta simp dem all Ik it’s my destiny”

    • @JAMARISPEAKS
      @JAMARISPEAKS  3 года назад +334

      I’ll get you on the remix😂

    • @kennisonkeys7419
      @kennisonkeys7419 3 года назад +53

      @@JAMARISPEAKS get Future on that remix

    • @savagehiro1720
      @savagehiro1720 3 года назад +16

      @@kennisonkeys7419 she for the streets!🙏☝🏾

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 года назад +4

      I have a video talking about this guy too that I uploaded just 15 minutes ago coincidentally. Please check the vid out and tell me what you think. I always love constructive criticism and Im a small youtuber so I need as much as I can get lool.

    • @yesihaveasmallpenisbut4220
      @yesihaveasmallpenisbut4220 3 года назад +2

      @@savagehiro1720 As always I approve Jarmari!

  • @Triggermappy
    @Triggermappy 3 года назад +704

    I'm 100% sure he cried after that live.

    • @user-hl7yg7wr2i
      @user-hl7yg7wr2i 3 года назад +21

      the thought of this made me crack a laugh

    • @hypnose6128
      @hypnose6128 3 года назад +25

      He s actually acting it s satire

    • @rengoku2195
      @rengoku2195 3 года назад +19

      It was satire, he wasn't serious.

    • @necridos
      @necridos 2 года назад +6

      @@rengoku2195 No way that's true. Sounds like a mans attempt to get himself out of a hole.

    • @crazychris1100
      @crazychris1100 2 года назад +11

      @@necridos it actually is, this is a regular thing this guy does. you can tell after youve watched him for a little bit that its an act, still cringe af none the less but thats exactly what this dude was going for. whatever gets views.

  • @syedwahab2021
    @syedwahab2021 3 года назад +909

    "Instead of getting shot in the head, we had to watch someone slowly bleed out"
    That's literally the perfect analogy 😂

    • @unclefatty2049
      @unclefatty2049 3 года назад +6

      Don't mess with him hes light Yagami

    • @bryantgros3502
      @bryantgros3502 3 года назад +5

      @@unclefatty2049 the Netflix version

  • @reeeeeeeeee7192
    @reeeeeeeeee7192 3 года назад +160

    I’m beginning to think that his whole account is satire. Like he must be an actor or something. There’s no way a person like him exists.💀

    • @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938
      @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938 3 года назад +20

      It is ,just watched a few videos of his doing the same exact thing, this is just the one that got RUclips famous I guess...
      So criticizing him, is the same criticizing cartoon physics for not being real enough

    • @Timdeenter
      @Timdeenter 3 года назад +4

      He’s just young and probably found out in the last few years that he’s good looking and it’s all going to his head. Unfortunately for him, he had to learn the be humble lesson on a world stage

    • @qabrona9776
      @qabrona9776 3 года назад +13

      @@Timdeenter pretty sure he's just doing this to entertain himself, similar to how people like to trash talk on video games

    • @ssj2goku
      @ssj2goku 3 года назад

      @@qabrona9776 that’s not a good comparison because some video games are absolute ass

    • @topaloh
      @topaloh 3 года назад +12

      nah he is satire, he has a second page where hes serious and shit.

  • @Princess0rangejuice
    @Princess0rangejuice 3 года назад +11

    "I'm not gonna waste anymore breath on you, you're obviously unloyal"
    She doesn't even know you, much less wanna be in a relationship with you.

  • @painthemonke2248
    @painthemonke2248 3 года назад +796

    this is one of the very few things that actually gives me second hand embarrassment.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +11

      💀💀💀

    • @jcmillzmusic8768
      @jcmillzmusic8768 3 года назад +13

      Same. Its painful

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 года назад +9

      It honestly hurts my soul looool. I miss when I didnt see this video. I coincidentally have a video talking about this guy too that I uploaded just 15 minutes ago . Please check the vid out and tell me what you think.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 года назад +1

      waht the fuck does "brother zone" even mean lmfao

  • @pjijn6837
    @pjijn6837 3 года назад +381

    This dude when he looks in the mirror every morning:
    “AAAHHH YOU MUST BE THAT GUY”

  • @Itwasnme
    @Itwasnme 3 года назад +831

    I feel embarrassed for this dude, I mean getting turned down hurts but doesn't mean you have to make a clown of yourself to please. Sheesh.

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 3 года назад +19

      Should have asked in private lol why do it on a livestream? Maybe ask in private.....

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 года назад +4

      he was sooo cringe lol. and the girl wasnt even cute at all. she kinda looked jacked with her eyebrows

    • @rapcentraltv831
      @rapcentraltv831 3 года назад +13

      Bro he’s playing a character there’s a vid like a month ago where he confirmed he was

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад +2

      @@rapcentraltv831 we can only pray it's true.

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 3 года назад +4

      @@rapcentraltv831 suuure he is

  • @TheOfficialBananaKing
    @TheOfficialBananaKing 2 года назад +7

    Just so we're clear, this poor dude's whole tiktok account satire.

  • @Yugen777
    @Yugen777 3 года назад +9

    2012 face is the most accurate description😂

  • @prmethaproduca4133
    @prmethaproduca4133 3 года назад +287

    In a way, he all let us know he’s down with incest….

    • @MuscleMan404
      @MuscleMan404 3 года назад +35

      Ngl it does seem like that

    • @xnfect5636
      @xnfect5636 3 года назад +4

      @@MuscleMan404 This dude definitely has some kinda incest stash to the point that it's normal to him

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 года назад +7

      what does "brother zone" even mean lmfao

    • @prmethaproduca4133
      @prmethaproduca4133 3 года назад

      @Rob Grady only this man knows! 😂

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 3 года назад

      Sicko mode

  • @akimhamlet5092
    @akimhamlet5092 3 года назад +520

    "You cant even get out of the brother zone"
    Word to Chris Chan

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 года назад +14

      bro

    • @The_YiKeS
      @The_YiKeS 3 года назад +5

      Legendary comment

    • @bobaboyuwu
      @bobaboyuwu 3 года назад +35

      for Chris Chan it’s the son zone

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 3 года назад +5

      Lmaooooo at least it aint the mother zone.

    • @OKTT596
      @OKTT596 3 года назад +1

      No.

  • @TheCadillacsmack
    @TheCadillacsmack 3 года назад +702

    Dude,him singing that pokemon intro was divine. It was like a mix of Jesus and Fergie. Gave me absolute chills

  • @somethingbanter
    @somethingbanter 3 года назад +4

    When he started saying "I didn't get rejected yet" and his smile started to kind of fade from there. That's the moment I love to see.

  • @chasinggold6437
    @chasinggold6437 3 года назад +7

    I feel bad for both, the girl because she had to deal with that weirdo, and for the guy because I just witnessed self destruction😂

  • @gretathuumberg
    @gretathuumberg 3 года назад +495

    Jesus Christ Jamari, stop roasting him. He's charcoal

    • @Theohybrid
      @Theohybrid 3 года назад +17

      He's ember now.

    • @violentnexus3563
      @violentnexus3563 3 года назад +13

      He's a bundle of ash now lol

    • @violentnexus3563
      @violentnexus3563 3 года назад +1

      @@LakeShow2408 alright, sorry.

    • @zibi7130
      @zibi7130 3 года назад +4

      Don’t say the name of the lord Jesus in vain

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 3 года назад

      dudes Ash at this point lmfao

  • @zackmouses
    @zackmouses 3 года назад +479

    Honestly, this level of cringe is beyond my scope of handling.

    • @SunniDae333
      @SunniDae333 3 года назад +5

      Like... I'm physically in pain watching this

    • @chrischimera1999
      @chrischimera1999 3 года назад +5

      @Slander Way77even if he was his troll game is garbage he just owned himself by being cringe as fuck. He had no comebacks or anything funny to say.

    • @unclefatty2049
      @unclefatty2049 3 года назад +1

      Don't mess with him hes light Yagami

    • @topaloh
      @topaloh 3 года назад +3

      @@chrischimera1999 thats the point, its satire.

    • @bluesmusicandwhatnot2845
      @bluesmusicandwhatnot2845 3 года назад

      @Slander Way77 It ain’t hard to understand body language. It’s super obvious this guy is embarrassed and that he’s just grasping at whatever straws he possibly can. If he was trolling, then he’s an extremely shit troll. The brother was entertained and the girl looked mildly concerned at best. I guess trolling in 2021 means embarrassing yourself rather than annoying people.

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 3 года назад +383

    I will never be THIS down bad.

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 года назад +3

      I also have a video talking about this guy too that I uploaded just 15 minutes ago coincidentally. Please check the vid out and tell me what you think. I always love constructive criticism and Im a small youtuber so I need as much as I can get lool.

    • @meatballdictator740
      @meatballdictator740 3 года назад

      @@theofficialedan dude, literally all of your comments are you asking people to check out your video.

    • @theofficialedan
      @theofficialedan 3 года назад +2

      @@meatballdictator740 Yeah ur right. My bad bro. Luckily I only left like 4 tho. I didnt want to spam and be too annoying.

    • @ZakB1
      @ZakB1 3 года назад +1

      This is more like down astronomical

  • @redhill3248
    @redhill3248 Год назад +3

    If this is ironic this guy is a comedic genius

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 2 года назад +1

    When he said “tell your boyfriend to shutupppp” that part was funny lmfaooooo

  • @masterkenobi2119
    @masterkenobi2119 3 года назад +343

    A smart man knows when to quit if he is in a losing battle.

    • @Suave121
      @Suave121 3 года назад +5

      Sun Tzu said some shit like this

    • @ThyReturner
      @ThyReturner 3 года назад +3

      Hey, you taught Anakin that lesson the hard way.

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh 3 года назад

      @Tivio history is a lie.. we don't know true history just saying..

    • @KD-kl4sx
      @KD-kl4sx 3 года назад +1

      @@John-dd8kh there’s always one and you are that one

    • @jacksonbarton5489
      @jacksonbarton5489 3 года назад

      thank you master

  • @s.e.a6517
    @s.e.a6517 3 года назад +444

    As a semi introvert I’m pleased that saying absolutely NOTHING to a female that attracts me is Better than literaly embarrassing yourself in front of just that person on live, let alone THE WHOLE INTERNET…this guy gonna have to change if he Fr wants a girlfriend lmao

    • @JovaTheHutt
      @JovaTheHutt 3 года назад +6

      💀

    • @Battttt
      @Battttt 3 года назад +29

      Yeah same, im a giga introvert and i would never do that in my life mane

    • @floch666
      @floch666 3 года назад +47

      Nah shoot your shot be respectfull and know when to back down cuz thats not gonna get u nowhere

    • @ayomayonnaise8886
      @ayomayonnaise8886 3 года назад +27

      As an introvert myself I’ve come to learn if you don’t bother anyone someone is bound to bother you lol getting married next year all good things come to those who don’t want it 😆

    • @hitzoneproductions7858
      @hitzoneproductions7858 3 года назад +5

      @@ayomayonnaise8886 lol - love your comment. Congratulations on your wedding.

  • @Dannyo7o7
    @Dannyo7o7 3 года назад +122

    2012 face Damn, that was so accurate for some reason LOL

    • @PunkMartyr
      @PunkMartyr 3 года назад +1

      If that dude ever clicks this vid that will be the moment his soul leaves his body

    • @IIOctaneII
      @IIOctaneII 3 года назад +1

      @April2520 You couldn’t lol

  • @bobbywasabi9589
    @bobbywasabi9589 3 года назад +2

    Boy ain’t no way boy ain’t no fucking way boy😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @MFKST
    @MFKST 3 года назад

    He said!!!!!: brother zone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣 that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • @omgurheadsgone
    @omgurheadsgone 3 года назад +624

    SIMP-E-MON gotta catch em ALLLLLL!

  • @omgurheadsgone
    @omgurheadsgone 3 года назад +875

    I’m in the brotherzone too 😢

    • @haveagoodone2935
      @haveagoodone2935 3 года назад +64

      Stop hanging out with her

    • @anxidote
      @anxidote 3 года назад +18

      RIP no 🐱 ayyyyy

    • @atlasg2402
      @atlasg2402 3 года назад +11

      Stay there

    • @Ex1st3nt
      @Ex1st3nt 3 года назад +12

      Sucks to be you

    • @DivEYEne
      @DivEYEne 3 года назад +9

      Imagine being in the brotherzone you gotta get out that relationship not worth

  • @dayinthegrind688
    @dayinthegrind688 3 года назад +85

    "You can't make this shit hit up!" -Kevin Samuels

  • @Blank-41
    @Blank-41 3 года назад +5

    Always nice to see someone else's pain.

  • @CxdyCxdyCxdy
    @CxdyCxdyCxdy 3 года назад +57

    Sweet Home Alabama type beat

  • @jeevam5251
    @jeevam5251 3 года назад +260

    The first 30 seconds was just jamaris audition for Donda 🔥

  • @Dogbrainsyndrome
    @Dogbrainsyndrome 3 года назад +39

    “His 2012 ass face” killed me

  • @juggdekaprio5890
    @juggdekaprio5890 3 года назад +61

    I can only imagine his hub history “Brother Zoned” 🤣🤣🤣 Plot Twist: Step Bro?

  • @maximus9321
    @maximus9321 3 года назад +1

    Why do people embarrass themselves like this????

  • @Arkham_knights
    @Arkham_knights 2 года назад +3

    No way that dude is serious he’s a troll lol

  • @LasCJ
    @LasCJ 3 года назад +40

    I'm screaming! That girl's facial expression was everything. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alanboy395
    @Alanboy395 3 года назад +103

    There are so many Ls this clown is holding, a baseball season couldn’t contain them.

    • @differentname6904
      @differentname6904 3 года назад +1

      it’s a joke

    • @ronnieturner6820
      @ronnieturner6820 3 года назад

      I ain’t eva heard dat one that’s good Alan

    • @KevinSmith-gu7fb
      @KevinSmith-gu7fb 3 года назад

      "L" - another bit of Internet / Gen Z lingo with which I'm not familiar.

    • @ronnieturner6820
      @ronnieturner6820 3 года назад

      @@KevinSmith-gu7fb talk to me bout it Kev. Cawt my son Myles on a dirty website tha other day lol

    • @junior523
      @junior523 Год назад

      ​@@KevinSmith-gu7fbL means Loss and W means Win, simple as that.

  • @Micah_Not_Micha
    @Micah_Not_Micha 3 года назад +20

    "With his 2012 ass face" lmfaooooooo

  • @Teromi
    @Teromi 3 года назад +1

    never give a woman an ultimatum … not good odds.

  • @krysis54
    @krysis54 3 года назад +1

    Im deceased, my dude got the simp theme song 😭😭😭😄😄😄

  • @recovery01
    @recovery01 3 года назад +39

    That intro love you jamari😂😂😂😭😭

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 3 года назад +61

    The Pokémon song slaps to this day

  • @krncidro8325
    @krncidro8325 3 года назад +35

    I'm a simp for JAMARI ✨

  • @TacticalFlavor
    @TacticalFlavor 3 года назад +3

    when he started laughing i honestly got scared like i thought his laugh would just kill me through my screen sounds psychotic

  • @simonebrooks202
    @simonebrooks202 3 года назад +1

    I love him!! 🤣🤣🤣 he's just trolling

  • @MaYhEkIn
    @MaYhEkIn 3 года назад +106

    This is a perfect examples “where we turn L’s into Lessons.”

  • @chiraqtookapack7189
    @chiraqtookapack7189 3 года назад +59

    “Do you want me, or not?”
    He’s playing basketball with two broken ankles.

  • @antiembishop07
    @antiembishop07 3 года назад +171

    This dude cried when he got off live. Just saying...

    • @sukiBambina
      @sukiBambina 3 года назад +25

      He’s probably still crying

    • @xnfect5636
      @xnfect5636 3 года назад +7

      @@sukiBambina This probably isn't his first rodeo

    • @stfu562
      @stfu562 3 года назад +4

      he’s trolling. he’s just playing an act.

    • @paris5831
      @paris5831 3 года назад

      @@stfu562 sureeeeeeee

    • @amd1273
      @amd1273 3 года назад +3

      @Nosetah whether it's real or not, it's not entertaining or funny

  • @DRAGONOIDPRIME
    @DRAGONOIDPRIME 3 года назад

    My man making a video on this Human Blue tongue skink is probably the best thing I’ve seen today.

  • @df1phantom
    @df1phantom 3 года назад

    Why in tf was I singing along with the intro ,😂 undertones and everything

  • @qwertyupi1
    @qwertyupi1 3 года назад +37

    I’m scared for whatever college bro goes to watch yo drinks, clutch em like purses

  • @Highimavrooo
    @Highimavrooo 3 года назад +30

    The amount times he said "bro" is hilarious

    • @martinqizeaq
      @martinqizeaq 3 года назад +5

      Yea. He's one of those guy.

  • @aGenuinePresence
    @aGenuinePresence 3 года назад +60

    He definitely trolling cus ain’t no way, but I found it maaaad hilarious tho

    • @rapcentraltv831
      @rapcentraltv831 3 года назад +16

      He is

    • @sick4127
      @sick4127 3 года назад +4

      fr lol i thought he was funny as hell

    • @thelink6756
      @thelink6756 3 года назад

      @@sick4127 wtf are you? 9 years old?. That was funny to you lmaooo????.

    • @christiansargent6053
      @christiansargent6053 3 года назад +2

      @@thelink6756 he's making fun of people. It's ironic/ satire humor. That stuff isn't funny now but at the time when irony was funny it was

    • @thelink6756
      @thelink6756 3 года назад

      @@christiansargent6053 I disagree wholeheartedly but alright I'll take your word for it lol.

  • @WingedHassar
    @WingedHassar 2 года назад

    Jamari, that simp song was on point. It touched my soul in a special way 🤣

  • @splashman187
    @splashman187 3 года назад +3

    0:26 “GOTTA PAY THEM ALL, GOTTA PAY THEM ALL!”

  • @JohnnyTsoonami
    @JohnnyTsoonami 3 года назад +12

    I feel like Jamari would be a cool ass friend. Glad to hear references from my time.

  • @zx10dev87
    @zx10dev87 3 года назад +83

    Can we just appreciate that amazing remix holy shit that was perfect 🤣

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +1

      Indeed

  • @cripplingdepression9392
    @cripplingdepression9392 3 года назад +27

    Been waiting for this one.

  • @anonuser1279
    @anonuser1279 2 года назад +3

    The second hand embarrassment I feel is severe, I feel bad for people who know him.

  • @jpalm.05
    @jpalm.05 3 года назад +52

    The intro is fire ngl.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +1

      Yessir

    • @jpalm.05
      @jpalm.05 3 года назад

      Need the spotify release asap

  • @jaydenkesan871
    @jaydenkesan871 3 года назад +20

    this man is a legend 🤣 "You can't even get out the brother zone" LMAO!

  • @MohamedMohamed-ti2gh
    @MohamedMohamed-ti2gh 3 года назад +133

    Jamari, this guy is a troll. He just does this for fun and isn’t a simp IRL lol

    • @Megggggaaaaaaaannnnn
      @Megggggaaaaaaaannnnn 3 года назад +29

      @Marcus Aurelius he is. This guy’s whole tik tok is satire.

    • @undiecover3939
      @undiecover3939 3 года назад +9

      @Marcus Aurelius he is bozo

    • @callmeinfested
      @callmeinfested 3 года назад +12

      @Marcus Aurelius dude said he eats blue waffles and you think he's not satire.. what an idiot lol

    • @dcrz
      @dcrz 3 года назад +45

      This generation really labels anything as trolling or satire to cover up their dumbass ways. This isn’t funny. It’s not content

    • @stfu562
      @stfu562 3 года назад +15

      @@dcrz i mean considering his huge following on tik tok his satirical content is clearly working lmao.

  • @drowsyspook3455
    @drowsyspook3455 2 года назад +1

    "You can't even get out of the brother zone" 💀

  • @AuthenticGogetters
    @AuthenticGogetters 3 года назад +1

    The power that’s insideee 🎶 when you grind!

  • @taztaztaztaz
    @taztaztaztaz 3 года назад +18

    This makes me feel good about myself 😄

    • @evolutionmax9791
      @evolutionmax9791 3 года назад +4

      *Big fax*

    • @christiansargent6053
      @christiansargent6053 3 года назад

      If the only person u can look at and say they are worse off then you is a satire tiktok character u got work homie

  • @TheKenton
    @TheKenton 3 года назад +16

    Instead of handling the rejection with some class the dude has to burn that bridge to the ground. Sad. I have actually still ended up with a gal simply by handling rejection with dignity.

  • @tatagliacon
    @tatagliacon 3 года назад +19

    shes probably stayed on live as long as possible so she has something to laugh at later

  • @coolhawk2003
    @coolhawk2003 2 года назад

    he got balls got to give him that and didnt back down in defeat . more power to ya

  • @obsidianman4990
    @obsidianman4990 3 года назад +1

    This was so cringe omg lol. If someone rejects me on there live I'm getting out of there as fast as possible.

  • @marisakrug3325
    @marisakrug3325 3 года назад +47

    Just so y'all know the guy was joking his whole account is satire

    • @travismonahan7225
      @travismonahan7225 3 года назад +7

      Ain't no way lmao

    • @Prymary2
      @Prymary2 3 года назад +19

      Never watched him before but that cringey Joker laugh solidified to me that he was just trolling.

    • @KalmaBatwell
      @KalmaBatwell 3 года назад +1

      Cap

    • @thelink6756
      @thelink6756 3 года назад

      Guess "cringe" is the new satire?. He just took an L and jumped to his lame character that i guess entertains 8 year olds?😂😂😂.
      Bro his own chat apparently wasn't in on the joke either.

  • @GuyKenn
    @GuyKenn 3 года назад +11

    I wanna finish the vid, but I'm still laughing at "his 2012 ass face" 🤣 😂 😭 💀

  • @LukeJukeDuke
    @LukeJukeDuke 3 года назад +15

    I only confessed to my crush on her DMs but to do that shit on live is really stupid.
    The reason why i did it on the DMs is because im so introverted to people im not close to, but to do that live and expect shit thats never gonna happen.

    • @MrIndianRebel
      @MrIndianRebel 3 года назад

      Well, what did she say?

    • @LukeJukeDuke
      @LukeJukeDuke 3 года назад +4

      @@MrIndianRebel she said she understood my feelings but she said nah, and i was also like nah. another to add was between my confession was i said i didn't or wasn't interested in starting a relationship cuz im not that type. I'd prefer to stay single as long as i want. At the end she knew i had feelings for her but not wanting that to develop so not much moved forward. My goal for the confession was just to let her know someone likes her which would be me.

    • @MrIndianRebel
      @MrIndianRebel 3 года назад +4

      @@LukeJukeDuke There's plenty of fish in the ocean my Broddah. Good luck.

    • @LukeJukeDuke
      @LukeJukeDuke 3 года назад +3

      @@MrIndianRebel there always is.

  • @jasonspezza5225
    @jasonspezza5225 3 года назад +1

    Brother zoned by his sister lmfao

  • @spencerarebalo1510
    @spencerarebalo1510 2 года назад

    Your singing Intros are seriously the greatest!!

  • @ediizzy6641
    @ediizzy6641 3 года назад +8

    The way he just held his forced, “hide my pain” kinda smile made it that much mor painful to watch

  • @roepau
    @roepau 3 года назад +4

    That intro was everything thank you from all the early 90s kids out there ✌🏻

  • @thesun564
    @thesun564 3 года назад +21

    I’m pretty sure the kid on the left is acting this way for satirical reasons. His entire tik tok page is like that

    • @andrewvanness1473
      @andrewvanness1473 3 года назад +8

      This. The dude is acting funny as imo. He’s trolling heavy!

    • @nezaamleach1623
      @nezaamleach1623 3 года назад

      What's his tiktok?

    • @Prymary2
      @Prymary2 3 года назад +4

      I figured he was trolling as soon as he started doing that fake ass Joker laugh

    • @thesun564
      @thesun564 3 года назад

      @@nezaamleach1623 don’t remember. But I remember I followed him because I thought that it was clearly a joke.

  • @TRDsonic
    @TRDsonic 2 года назад +2

    The fact that y’all don’t realize it’s satire is funny but also a bit sad 💀

  • @youngjiggymf1704
    @youngjiggymf1704 3 года назад +4

    This was almost painful to watch. U could just see him struggling to hide his insecurities

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 года назад +53

    Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees Only Simp made our Day

  • @brianlopez2893
    @brianlopez2893 3 года назад +6

    “Brother Zone”

  • @xdandychiggins
    @xdandychiggins 3 года назад +11

    i don’t understand why she didn’t just hang up the live or whatever the hell that was.

  • @mikeylobes5693
    @mikeylobes5693 3 года назад +1

    Love you rep the A’s!

  • @da_ocsta1452
    @da_ocsta1452 2 года назад +2

    The blue tongue was... special.

  • @psychedelicpayroll5412
    @psychedelicpayroll5412 3 года назад +7

    Guys with jawlines like his look fine on the side and then look like spongebob in the front.