"I don't practice that much, what should I do?" Not run. "What should I wear?" Anything you want, you won't be running. Laughed my ass off at that. And he's gonna kill it as Lex Luthor, you watch.
Jimmy can honestly just stop inviting other celebrities to do this segment. Jesse should just do it whenever he can and feels like it, because this is BRILLIANT.
+Natalie Mae Oh I see, thanks. I over-thought that one. I have too many other reasons myself - cant swim, social terror, laziness, polluted water, stick body, beach day not being a thing - so I didnt connect the dots.
To the person sharing a bedroom (not that they'll ever read this), just unscrew the lightbulb, hide it and either hide the music player or remove the cord and hide that too. Then she'll be looking all over and by the time you get up she'll be late and you can have a good laugh
Biggest surprise of this segment: Jesse Eisenberg, who literally plays a computer scientist in The Social Network, does not know how to pronounce Jedi.
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Stop doing this series with other celebrities and have Jessie Eisenberg do them on a monthly basis.
yes
"They say mother as though we're all related" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious
I LOVE his dry sarcastic sense of humor; he's hilarious
Same! Hes so funny
"I don't practice that much, what should I do?"
Not run.
"What should I wear?"
Anything you want, you won't be running.
Laughed my ass off at that. And he's gonna kill it as Lex Luthor, you watch.
I'm so excited for him
Same he's perfect.
When he said "bc" as "BEE SEE" CUTE
Jessie Eisenberg is just perfect. Period. End of story. Goodbye. The end.
100% true
He said je-dee instead of Jedi and I still live him
Lol. Was that a Harry Potter reference?
adelinepop yeah, exactly!! 😍😍
Faaaactss
"Get a tattoo on your arm that says mom"
And say "mom I got a tattoo of your name on my arm" 😂😂😂😂😂
lmao. I love his dry humor and how he says everything with a straight face.
From now on I will play this video every night before going to bed to help me sleep.
+Tonatiuh García Masó ASMR?
For an unqualified adviser, this is quality advice.
Especially the last one about getting a "mom" tattoo.
Omg when he was laughing ab her saying mother I almost died!!! He's so adorable
I love Jesse, amazing actor and really funny
same
Igy
+Cuthbert Bracegirdle why? It's her opinion
I don't agree you with the amazing and funny part, basically not at all
Someone please make a gif of his wise advice about cats: "No. You can't convince cats of anything"!
What should I do?
Jesse: Not run.
What should I wear?
Jesse: Anything you want, you won't be running.
😂😂😂😂
I used to "hate" him, but as I got to watch some of his interviews , he's actually pretty witty also, he's an introvert, I can relate. 😄
no one can really hate him
+Carly Lennon righy
He's funny relatable witty and smart in every interview he has ever been in
I need Jesse as my personal unqualified advisor♡
"Anything you won't be running" hahahah
Without him we couldn't globally connect to people all around the world with the most popular social network.
+Sharan Siva XD LOL
This is sarcasm, right? XD
nope, it's because he was lex luthor in batman v superman
Clouded Thoughtss dude this is so old relax
lol just noticed that
"Because a man or woman can be lovely (and not scientist)" Lord that was hilarious!
Greater actor, love cats, introverted, witty and smart, attractive and good looking and for all the other reasons, I love Jesse Eisenberg.
his voice is soothing
I’m incredibly in love with this man
He speaks sooooo fast!!! Hahah He's so much funny I love it
Jimmy can honestly just stop inviting other celebrities to do this segment. Jesse should just do it whenever he can and feels like it, because this is BRILLIANT.
What should I do?
"Not run"
What should I wear?
"Anything you want, you won't be running"
😂😂😭 I love Jesse guys
Jesse is like the biggest introvert ever
NeonTime you haven't met me...
"what should i do?"
"not run"
"what should i wear?"
"anything you want, you won't be running"
When he pronounces "bc" It's because lol
He said because as bc and jedi as jaydee
Jesses gonna be the best Lex Luthor ever
Never heard anyone pronounce "jedi" like that before
Ikr 😂
He assumed it was a name. people tend to know that names are pronounced a certain way not as another regular word.
+Navi Gill Very disappointing.
Never seen a hippo Jedi either.
+Navi Gill I heard it always like that.. because in Spanish that is the way to pronounce haha
"What should I do?....Not run, What you should I wear?.....anything you want cause your not running" I'm literally dying I love jesse so much!!
I really love jesse
It's Mark Zuckerberg!
WHAT?! ITS JESSE DUDE!
The Unkown the social network.
+Ben Melling -_____-
Game Grumps is fun
+Max Mekker That was a good grumpisode. Loved how Arin couldn't stop laughing while Danny was reading the texts.
Hellolovelyscientist- He/she coz both Men and women can be "Lovely"
What a fucking witty comment.
I adore this guy.
I could listen to him talk all day I know that’s weird but he’s one of my top five favorite actors
I'd trust whatever advice Jesse Eisenberg gave me. Why? Because he's smart as fuck and would give far better advice than most people.
"Je-dee Hippo" 😂
"b c" omg because Jesse because 😂
Jesse Pinkman + Heisenberg = Jesse Eisenberg
Jesse is hilarious.
Cried at this , also the last was very helpful
The tattoo question sounded like it was posted by Norman Bates XD
the way he said "BC"😭
"No,no you can't convince cats of anything " 😂😭💀
i love the way he talks
His pronunciation of these peoples usernames is adorable and also the death of me
1:30 I love how he literally says bc loll
I love that he pronounced Jedi hippo as JD hippo 😂
"I'd avoid the beach day for other reasons."
Was he being cryptic or is it meant to be obvious to most people what he meant?
I don't know. I got it immediately because I'm also an introvert with social anxiety.
+Natalie Mae Oh I see, thanks. I over-thought that one. I have too many other reasons myself - cant swim, social terror, laziness, polluted water, stick body, beach day not being a thing - so I didnt connect the dots.
"What should I do, not run. What should I wear, whatever you want you won't be running"
Best advice ever...especially about the tattoos!
i love how witty he is ❤
can someone tell Jesse that bc means because ok thanks
I think he was just being sarcastic
He was dead serious
I love Jesse, he's so amazing and adorable ❤️❤️💖💖
This guy is sharp as a razor with the force of a hammer. Looking forward to his future work.
hes so savage 😂😂😂
He is just the cutest ❤️
Jesse is just perfect. 😍
0:35 the way he said jedi....he's never watched star wars huh
His smile😍
"bc" LMAO
his deadpan style is perfect for these
To the person sharing a bedroom (not that they'll ever read this), just unscrew the lightbulb, hide it and either hide the music player or remove the cord and hide that too. Then she'll be looking all over and by the time you get up she'll be late and you can have a good laugh
Maybe... Move.
Anything you want, you won't be running 😂😂😂
He's so cute OMG
It's EISENBERG!!! 😄
I love his sarcasm
Biggest surprise of this segment: Jesse Eisenberg, who literally plays a computer scientist in The Social Network, does not know how to pronounce Jedi.
He's a genius ! I love him so much !!
Eisenberg's way of speaking spontaneously made me laugh half way through the vid
He's so funny but he speaks so fast!!
when you said elderly Siamese I didn't realize you meant cat!!!
This guy and his humor. 😂😂 ahahahaha
what should i do?
not run
what should I wear?
anything you want u won't be running 😂😂😂😂
i like this show
He is the best. I love him.
He is so fit for playing Mark Zukerberg.
He sounds like my alcoholic father.
+The Witness alcoholics can't talk fast and witty. He is on cocaine
Xenial Xerus Yeah, come to think of it, he speaks like my mother.
+The Witness you mean just mother, not my mother #iwatchedthewholevidyayokayimgoingtostopnownoyouhangupfirstohwaitimtypingtoarandomguyorfemalespeciesonyoutubeandalsoiwillneverbeinthesituationtosaythattoarealgirlirlcozitswednesdaynightandimsittingathomewatchingyoutubesoineedalifeanyideasonshopsthatsellthemcheapkkgn
+Xenial Xerus That's no not true. My bro-in-law is always so hyper and he drinks to mellow himself, and also bc of boredom.
MAKE
HIM
DO
MORE
EVERYDAY
wear anything you want, you won't be running
He's brilliant, smart sarcasm
My fave!!!
Ahh i love him so much
This guy speaks hella fast
He could definitely play brother duo with M.Cera
I LOVE HIM! so funny...
Love em
Jesse Eisenberg = Michael Cera
Jesse creeps me the heck out, he should be the next “Joker”
I'm so in love with him
hahahaha I love this dude!
I love him!!
Anything you want, you won't be running
i lost it at '....bc.....'
hes so perfect.
The mother thing made me laugh
loved zombieland and now you see me
He's hilarious as hell!