DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 35 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024
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    Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
    TeamFourStar is a group of voice actors, sound designers, musicians and entertainers based out of Texas. Most noted for the series Dragonball Z Abridged, TFS loves to make comedy and specifically parody.
    You can find more of our work on our website: teamfourstar.com
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    Or Facebook: / teamfourstar
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    Episode 35: The Island of Dr. Gero
    Cast:
    Hnilkmik - Chi-Chi
    MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
    Lanipator - Piccolo, Krillin, Master Roshi
    Faulerro - Yamcha
    Megami33 - Bulma, Chiaotzu
    Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
    KaiserNeko - Yajirobe
    Antfish - "Tom"
    Remix - "Jerry"
    GeneralIvan - Dr. Gero
    Special Guest
    Chris Schanley as Skater Stoner
    Marc Swint as Angry Driver
    Ezekieru as Truck Driver
    Featured song:
    "Even in Death - Clark 'Plazmataz' Powell"
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  7 лет назад +1664

    Please support the official release! ➤ bit.ly/TFSFuniNow
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    • @alexpayne633
      @alexpayne633 7 лет назад +14

      TeamFourStar How long have you been making abridged movies​

    • @onegirl1750
      @onegirl1750 7 лет назад +11

      when is the buu saga coming

    • @shaydies9956
      @shaydies9956 7 лет назад +16

      After they're done with the Cell Saga.

    • @garrettsmith4760
      @garrettsmith4760 7 лет назад +3

      Awesome

    • @stephaniepotts8256
      @stephaniepotts8256 7 лет назад +4

      man Dr gero was making the androids op considering when the bug was destroyed

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 3 года назад +4892

    Tien isn't one to talk, we barely see anything of him outside of team situations, and when we do he is usually hanging out in some wasteland with Chaotzu. He's basically Piccolo with a friend.

    • @buggytheclown1533
      @buggytheclown1533 2 года назад +360

      But he does last longer, just how long did he hold back Cell? If I remember correctly four hours of Kikoho!

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +166

      Piccolo but Tom's not on MySpace

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад +155

      Piccolo if Nail was outside

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 2 года назад +24

      So he's better than piccolo.

    • @504gucci4
      @504gucci4 2 года назад +54

      Piccolo has two friends (at this point just nail) but they're in his head

  • @Som1onu2be
    @Som1onu2be 4 года назад +11760

    Calling Yamcha 87% Goku is the greatest compliment he will ever receive.

  • @Sorenthaz
    @Sorenthaz 4 года назад +7105

    Bulma: "He's my baby boy!"
    *25 episodes later*
    Vegeta: "MY BABY BOY!!!"

  • @willowmcintire21
    @willowmcintire21 Год назад +1174

    The fact that Yajarobe has actually called himself Bean Daddy is the dub makes things even funnier.

    • @segaman4275
      @segaman4275 Год назад +10

      Really?

    • @willowmcintire21
      @willowmcintire21 Год назад +120

      @@segaman4275 Yup, the first Cooler movie. He has an argument with Korin about who should determine Gohan's worthiness to have to have the sensu beans and declares, "I'm the bean daddy this time!"

    • @segaman4275
      @segaman4275 Год назад +14

      @@willowmcintire21 oh my god that's awesome

    • @TurtleRaven
      @TurtleRaven Год назад +17

      @@willowmcintire21 Considering the Cooler movie came out a couple of decades before this episode did...

    • @Staygttinmunyun
      @Staygttinmunyun Год назад +4

      That’s where they got it from 😂

  • @charlymephy
    @charlymephy 5 лет назад +6141

    "that's a girls name"
    They started on princess trunks early

    • @TheRockar24
      @TheRockar24 5 лет назад +145

      Check the previous episode

    • @hmortal1236
      @hmortal1236 5 лет назад +127

      All hail princess trunks

    • @typerry33
      @typerry33 5 лет назад +52

      RockarLeCon yeah goku called him a pretty girl or sum

    • @jacobmercer3705
      @jacobmercer3705 4 года назад +122

      Goku says, "What a nice young lady!!!" 🙂

    • @jacobmercer3705
      @jacobmercer3705 4 года назад +47

      @JeremyCuddles In Dragon Ball GT, Trunks dresses up as a girl. Maybe the joke is a reference to that. DBZA started in or around 2005-06, way before Dragon Ball Super was a thing, so my guess is that they were using whatever lore was available at that time, i.e., Dragon Ball, DBZ and DBGT.

  • @MichaelMagnus2ndthe3rd
    @MichaelMagnus2ndthe3rd 9 лет назад +2307

    Wow, at the age of 9, Gohan is more ripped than your average 30 year old man.

    • @nfadaloo
      @nfadaloo 8 лет назад +91

      If you look at Trunks and Vegeta up in episode 51... I think they should be dead right now.

    • @nfadaloo
      @nfadaloo 8 лет назад +68

      Ryan Palmer They look like overfilled balloon animals.

    • @Blue-pu3lk
      @Blue-pu3lk 8 лет назад +25

      +Ryan Palmer I miss when he was like 4/5, I thought he was the cutest thing in the world :)

    • @damo169
      @damo169 8 лет назад +29

      +Ryan Palmer True but at least we can dodge

    • @tusk256
      @tusk256 8 лет назад

      sub to my chanel an do I will do the same just say done

  • @montonousmaterial
    @montonousmaterial 9 лет назад +4465

    "You said you were using protection."
    "I was wearing my armor."
    I couldn't hold it in at that moment.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 9 лет назад +142

      Vegeta did hold IT in though :3

    • @montonousmaterial
      @montonousmaterial 9 лет назад +12

      Lol

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 9 лет назад +109

      Kid Kula No, he didn't that's why Bulma was so pissed.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 9 лет назад +25

      involuntaryanalysis Do you even sex bro?

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 9 лет назад +48

      Kid Kula Yeah, you meant genetalia, I meant semen. Didn't think I had to spell it out for you.

  • @MisterCitizen
    @MisterCitizen Год назад +781

    As horribly as Yamcha always does, he still tries. He's completely outclassed and dies every time, but he still does what he can to help. Gotta respect that.

    • @kingpoetic2933
      @kingpoetic2933 Год назад +43

      Yea respect the fact that Yamcha is always out there... getting Yamcha'd

    • @lucianaalvarado8664
      @lucianaalvarado8664 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@kingpoetic2933 Don't you verb him, he's trying 😂

  • @markugbesia709
    @markugbesia709 5 лет назад +3978

    I like how they constantly ignored Goku's cries for help

  • @nickmargulis3842
    @nickmargulis3842 5 лет назад +5453

    Yamcha is still a good character. He knows he’d rather not fight, and he knows he has no chance of winning. But he still runs out protect the people

    • @jacobmercer3705
      @jacobmercer3705 5 лет назад +368

      He's a good guy. 🙂

    • @askeranoma2623
      @askeranoma2623 4 года назад +59

      Ye.

    • @marbsj9633
      @marbsj9633 4 года назад +245

      I want a TFS parody of Yamcha hitting on Android 21 'cause he deserves it.

    • @burningcole2538
      @burningcole2538 4 года назад +173

      But at least he has his baseball career

    • @marbsj9633
      @marbsj9633 4 года назад +49

      @@burningcole2538 she has kids before she became an android smh

  • @soniediganter3888
    @soniediganter3888 5 лет назад +7492

    I love how Goku is hinting to the fact that he's nearly having a heart attack

    • @Corous_Soe
      @Corous_Soe 4 года назад +831

      Like every couple of minutes.
      "On a scale of 1 to 10 how prepared are we"
      *"My chest is hurting"*

    • @randomusername3445
      @randomusername3445 4 года назад +313

      Not nearly, currently having a heart attack. A common misconception about hear attacks is that are always sudden. They can happen over time.

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 4 года назад +316

      Goku: *panting* Is it hot out here, you guys?
      Sweating, heat stroke, and exhaustion are signs of a heart attack

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад +28

      JeremyCuddles I thought it was funny.

    • @rafaeldasilvaromero3362
      @rafaeldasilvaromero3362 4 года назад +108

      As a matter of fact, when he saw Yamcha's hole in the chest he said a refference for his own injury... but that "a lot" was also reffering to a real pain in the chest.
      All because of the bacon.

  • @URBeast2
    @URBeast2 3 года назад +1916

    "Get a job and help me raise our child!"
    How would that help? Bulma's already richer than God, and the only job Vegeta is qualified for is guerilla genocide-based real estate.

    • @joshuagore2478
      @joshuagore2478 3 года назад +247

      Hey I'll have you know that used to be a very marketable skill in Japan

    • @LaLaLaLaNom
      @LaLaLaLaNom 2 года назад +164

      Actually, there was some filer manga page about him being her head of security. Which I thought was really clever.

    • @crispyjuice2110
      @crispyjuice2110 2 года назад +43

      @@LaLaLaLaNom Really, where? And what do you mean by filler manga? Not trying to be pedantic, but nothing in the manga is filler. The manga is the source material, so it can't be filler by definition. Filler only happens when a show makes up content so that it doesn't outpace the source material

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 2 года назад +106

      @@crispyjuice2110
      I mean filler is a colloquial term for any content that isn't directly related to the main narrative and exists simply to "fill" space between primary content. Anime has filler because they run over the source material, but Manga itself can release chapters totally unrelated to the main plot either as side-content or just to cover a delay in the release of new story-driven material.

    • @AirJordanJetson
      @AirJordanJetson 2 года назад +4

      He's really good at it, tho

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 5 лет назад +4790

    The mere fact Yamcha's body stayed pretty well intact after a saibaman blew up on him and he somehow survived getting a hand through his gut says a lot about his durability.

    • @alexisvargas9480
      @alexisvargas9480 4 года назад +281

      He probably got used to it

    • @agae19
      @agae19 4 года назад +64

      And That's A Fact

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 4 года назад +188

      All of his stats suck shit except for his ridiculously overleveled defense

    • @MegaKH2fan
      @MegaKH2fan 4 года назад +179

      @@aortaplatinum
      That's no defense, that's Stamina keeping him up.

    • @warrenpeace1021
      @warrenpeace1021 4 года назад +78

      Yamcha wrote this didn’t he

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 9 лет назад +19058

    The fact that Chi-Chi can't fly makes the world a better place.

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 9 лет назад +1025

      Doesn't she fly later on in the series? I remember a scene where she was pissed off and flew after someone

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 9 лет назад +940

      Kathyrn Katashrophe
      she jumped out of the window to get mr shu, but not by flying

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 9 лет назад +614

      ***** If somebody is stupid enough to do so the Kais will immediately interfere and punish the fool.

    • @ousou78
      @ousou78 9 лет назад +176

      ShawnthenonBeliever She had access. I don't know if it would still accept her because of her deadly intentions.

    • @ginkuitsumonai6558
      @ginkuitsumonai6558 9 лет назад +219

      ShawnthenonBeliever What about that thing she does with her mouth on Christmas? Doesn't sound too pure to me.

  • @brillopower1492
    @brillopower1492 4 года назад +2005

    I think this is why Cell is so nice to Yamcha. He respects him because Yamcha has long since made peace with the fact that he is horribly outclassed by literally everyone (except maybe Korin and Yajarobe). Yet he's still out there, knowing he's still part if the 1% of strongest on Earth and chooses to help everyone else.

    • @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
      @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245 3 года назад +152

      It also could be the Yamcha cells in Cell that caused him to be nice to Yamcha.

    • @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
      @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245 3 года назад +127

      Then again, I don't think the Abridged Cell has any Yamcha Cells in him

    • @voltronimusprime3833
      @voltronimusprime3833 2 года назад +174

      @@shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
      Correct.
      "It feels like everybody we know is fighting Mr. Piccolo, except for Yamcha."
      "Well obviously, I'm right here."

    • @leunam3004
      @leunam3004 2 года назад +129

      I know yamcha is the comic relief character of dbza (which says a lot) and he got his baseball career, but I still feel sad every time he gets fucked over by life. He's just a good guy trying to help and live his life. Not his fault he has to show off against advanced aliens and cyborgs. That's like trying to race a God damn sports car with a go cart.

    • @blue_caduceus592
      @blue_caduceus592 2 года назад +139

      Isn't Cell from a Timeline where Yamcha commits suicide? I'd guess that he actually kinda feels bad for Yamcha.

  • @CEJRAID
    @CEJRAID Год назад +200

    “What do you think inconspicuous old man and mime?” Is one of my favorite lines from the entire series.

    • @patrickn.4113
      @patrickn.4113 9 месяцев назад +2

      Also the way they deliver these lines. So unsuspecting.

    • @Jamgasm675
      @Jamgasm675 5 месяцев назад +1

      I am currently watching through the actual show with my wife and have been whispering it under my breathe every time they talk about the two androids before theyre introduced.

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 5 лет назад +1861

    Wait... After all these years I just realised something. 2:35 'I was *wearing* my armour!' But... Vegeta went to Bulma's room after the incident in the training room, where he was not wearing his armour, or indeed a shirt at all... Vegeta put his armour on *especially* to bang Bulma

    • @mrpopo7388
      @mrpopo7388 4 года назад +46

      That's a joke

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 4 года назад +63

      ........B R U H

    • @spooky_scary_3239
      @spooky_scary_3239 4 года назад +207

      Well, she DID say to wear protection...

    • @samhill5246
      @samhill5246 4 года назад +93

      She told him he needed protection

    • @LonePhantom756
      @LonePhantom756 4 года назад +24

      Methinks he was half-worried that after their epic F-Bomb exchange, she might try to shoot him during/after the banging.

  • @brucepeterm.6614
    @brucepeterm.6614 4 года назад +1471

    I love how Piccolo ignores that Goku's getting a heart attack

    • @Lotus3.2.2.
      @Lotus3.2.2. 3 года назад +39

      Distract him….for 5 minutes…..

    • @kill4551
      @kill4551 2 года назад +42

      If it was a glubok attack, he might have been more sympathetic...

  • @TvAsano
    @TvAsano 5 лет назад +3967

    "THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE!"
    Very underrated line indeed...

  • @The_Skrub
    @The_Skrub 3 года назад +303

    Bulma demanding Vegeta get a job while she's part of the richest family on the earth is great.

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 Год назад +15

      It’s not about making money, it’s about learning responsibility.

    • @MarkelMathurin
      @MarkelMathurin 7 месяцев назад

      I dont think one of earths defenders needs to learn responsibility ​@@waves2378

    • @kale280
      @kale280 13 часов назад

      @@waves2378we need to stop normalizing people being absent fathers

  • @Charlesperalo
    @Charlesperalo 6 лет назад +3096

    It took them five years to finish this arc.
    For the Buu saga, it’d take maybe an hour for them to raise $100,000 on Kickstarter to pay for season four.

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 6 лет назад +291

      But then there would be even more issues with copyright, since they're technically receiving an income for using someone else's intellectual property

    • @matiidesign
      @matiidesign 5 лет назад +73

      Charles Peralo you could get around that tho, make a kickstarter for Merch, make it a shit load more expensive than it should be, use 5% on the merch, yet use the rest for the show.... I dunno, maybe donations could work aswell

    • @Michael-hn7yb
      @Michael-hn7yb 5 лет назад +113

      @@matiidesign lying about it is also illegal im pretty sure

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 5 лет назад +298

      The following is a non-profit fanbase parody.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 5 лет назад +8

      A patron Can't count tho

  • @KrowNevermore_YT
    @KrowNevermore_YT 7 лет назад +3027

    Why is Gohan the most kidnapped Character. First Ratidz, then Piccolo, Then Goku, then Goku, then Goku.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 5 лет назад +40

      Sully ssj5g reincarnated you can t kidnappe you own child

    • @matthewcole395
      @matthewcole395 5 лет назад +156

      @@painvillegaming4119 r/woosh
      Piccolo is Gohan's real dad at this point

    • @superiornicholas412
      @superiornicholas412 5 лет назад +9

      Micro The Magical Wizard Hobo you know what he fucking meant

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg 5 лет назад +74

      @@painvillegaming4119 Actually most kidnapping happens by one or both of the parents. So... yeah.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 5 лет назад +3

      @@matthewcole395 more like brother

  • @7InTheCityOfEvil7
    @7InTheCityOfEvil7 5 лет назад +2027

    "On a scale of one to ten...? My chest hurts."
    "Huh?!"
    "7 or 8!"

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 4 года назад +12

      Israel Saenz I love that reaction lol

    • @kierbride2319
      @kierbride2319 4 года назад +8

      “Hey looks, it’s Krillin!”

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 года назад +2

      l o o k s

    • @lukasiseth1287
      @lukasiseth1287 3 года назад +3

      Lmaoo yeah i watched the video too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matrixmeme482
      @matrixmeme482 3 года назад

      I scrolled on to this exectly as they said it

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector Год назад +284

    I love how even Yamcha notices these disclaimer intros are death flags.

  • @yooey
    @yooey 8 лет назад +4146

    "What you're going to do is get a JOB" Pause right there. Bulma. You're a millionaire.

    • @brianshafer1166
      @brianshafer1166 8 лет назад +190

      Vegeta can do something useful

    • @yooey
      @yooey 8 лет назад +577

      Brian Shafer​ Because being in a group of the strongest of warriors to help save the world isn't useful enough...

    • @Narutokyubi50
      @Narutokyubi50 8 лет назад +74

      +Deshaun Hall Amen to that lol

    • @pearsonm957
      @pearsonm957 8 лет назад +90

      Responsibility thing maybe, keep him on earth as a role model

    • @Jjop017
      @Jjop017 8 лет назад +95

      Just you could knock up someone rich doesn't you are off the hook.

  • @tjyoyo3
    @tjyoyo3 5 лет назад +812

    Goku: it's a date
    *Later*
    Cell: it's a date
    Goku: I know, that's how days work *transports away*

    • @syedali-rs8cj
      @syedali-rs8cj 5 лет назад +64

      It is funnier how Goku looks down at Cell thinking he lacks common sense...oh the Irony.

    • @MisterAutist
      @MisterAutist 2 года назад +2

      I noticed this too watched the series from front to back repeatedly!

    • @LeonTheKeyItem
      @LeonTheKeyItem 2 года назад +4

      Their talks are nice

  • @butterflyfx57
    @butterflyfx57 8 лет назад +3380

    "Oh come on, man, you couldn't last like 30 seconds?" And that is why Bulma broke up with him ladies and gentlemen.

    • @Waddles392
      @Waddles392 8 лет назад +15

      Lel

    • @kenjones8756
      @kenjones8756 8 лет назад +163

      +Rithrius nothing screws yamcha but life

    • @sysyishot7859
      @sysyishot7859 8 лет назад +5

      +Gregory Daugherty Lol true

    • @JeffreyHeesch
      @JeffreyHeesch 8 лет назад +7

      +Ken Jones Puar doesn't count?

    • @kenjones8756
      @kenjones8756 8 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Heesch according to bulma, no.

  • @Here-is-Wendigo15
    @Here-is-Wendigo15 7 месяцев назад +253

    The fact that the disclaimer got muted is actually disgusting

    • @wamrainc176
      @wamrainc176 7 месяцев назад +61

      I know right even they’re interest music. It’s only a few seconds long I am so sick of this stupid freaking rules on RUclips. Can’t wait for a new platform to come and rescue us from this corporate hell

    • @Ch33zar
      @Ch33zar 6 месяцев назад +27

      It's about time someone addressed this issue. I feel the same way. RUclips kinda ruined this show for me because of their rules.

    • @billyhorchel5429
      @billyhorchel5429 6 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠​⁠@@wamrainc176​​⁠ Shuiesha/Toei are to blame not YT

    • @WowOafus
      @WowOafus 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@wamrainc176it’s Toei. RUclips doesn’t make the laws, they just enforce them. Toei doesn’t care about intent of the law, they abuse their power. It boggles my mind that music is the only form of media that doesn’t get to follow Fair Use guidelines

  • @augustushedden8448
    @augustushedden8448 4 года назад +3601

    "Bulma, hold the senzu beans, they'll only weigh us down."

    • @muffn9826
      @muffn9826 4 года назад +308

      “Hold on, WHAT?”

    • @shadowagent6051
      @shadowagent6051 3 года назад +466

      I like that they point that out as something ridiculous cause there was no reason why not to take the senzu beans with them 😂

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX 3 года назад +33

      How convenient

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX 3 года назад +5

      S
      S
      S
      S

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 3 года назад +82

      @@shadowagent6051 Or hell, distribute some to everyone and then give Bulma any leftovers for safekeeping

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 8 лет назад +3330

    "Three years, dad. Three years. You ALMOST had it."

    • @SirSpoofy
      @SirSpoofy 8 лет назад +56

      Well, Let's have the benefit of the doubt and say that they have a lot of work to do.
      That or they love to procrastinate.

    • @lasa5358
      @lasa5358 8 лет назад +75

      Goku:make sure to not tell chi chi
      Gohan:3 years dad almost had it
      Me:Goku you stupid idiot

    • @jignaio5762
      @jignaio5762 8 лет назад +39

      Chichi: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *head explodes off screen*

    • @patrickyes9234
      @patrickyes9234 7 лет назад +44

      Ritamatronic did you realize at the begining goku said we are going to yourgay

    • @braulioloza2341
      @braulioloza2341 6 лет назад

      Robbiematronic dhshshauw9 wil see ij

  • @quote1207
    @quote1207 4 года назад +942

    "Are you gonna fly after the others?"
    "No."
    "..Is it because you're fat?"
    "Ye."

  • @dastous88
    @dastous88 Год назад +82

    7:44 ''Oh No ! Yamcha's been Yamcha'd !'' - I swear, this series will get me dead before the end.... 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @PikalaxALT
      @PikalaxALT 11 месяцев назад +2

      That might be the bacon actually.

  • @melissafleetwood3518
    @melissafleetwood3518 4 года назад +2129

    I find it funny that cannon Chi-Chi and tfs Chi-Chi are practically the same, just tfs version has a hight pitched voice XD

    • @kleptheone6529
      @kleptheone6529 3 года назад +73

      same w frieza

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 3 года назад +73

      Can't outcrazy the crazy.

    • @sporkinstien6571
      @sporkinstien6571 3 года назад +119

      Honestly I consider dbza to be cannon over the origional content. Its 1000 times more enjoyable to watch and entertaining.

    • @HenrytwinkleB
      @HenrytwinkleB 3 года назад +14

      @@GibboFrank there is still no difference

    • @VladRadu-tq1pg
      @VladRadu-tq1pg 3 года назад +6

      @@sporkinstien6571 you realy shouldn't watch dbz then..obviously just a clown not a fan. If you compare the action or fights with the fucking tfs versions. TFS is fucking comedy of course it's gonna be funny, original DBZ ain't made to be a comedy.. God people are braindead..

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 3 года назад +1539

    6:00
    You gotta give Yamcha some credit here, he knows that he's pretty much gonna die, but he still goes because he MIGHT be able to save someone. Good man, Yamcha. Good man.

    • @l-x-10
      @l-x-10 2 года назад +49

      Respect

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Год назад +58

      he's always the one that gets memed on by the fandom but at least he's here while chiaotzu is nowhere to be seen

    • @riroufudo
      @riroufudo Год назад +16

      ​@@dankerbell chiaotzu's just a smol bean he just wants his sunday

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 Год назад +4

      ​@@riroufudo and McDonald's

    • @riroufudo
      @riroufudo Год назад +1

      @@OverRule1 true

  • @MiniKittyChan
    @MiniKittyChan 5 лет назад +3629

    The "I was wearing my armour part is really underrated"

    • @RubinRudeboyCarter
      @RubinRudeboyCarter 5 лет назад +66

      By who ? Did you do a survey

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 5 лет назад +1

      I would like but you are 92

    • @katarinapurdy4997
      @katarinapurdy4997 5 лет назад +6

      Your avatar pic made me think there was a peice of hay on my phone then I tried to wipe it off and it didnt come off sooooo......

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 лет назад +1

      If I had a nickel for each time this happened to me I would have exactly 2 nickels

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 5 лет назад +27

      "You're going to get a job and help me raise our child." Bulma is literally the richest person in THE ENTIRE WORLD. By a very large margin. She could buy her own country, industrialize it, commercialize it, fill it with people, and then build a statue to her own ego the size of the tree of might out of gold. And then eat five-star meals off of first-class escorts every day for the rest of her life.

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 3 года назад +117

    "I see you discovered that the off switch to my ocular vapo-beams is in my cheek"
    I just imagine Gero flipping the switch on and off with his tongue whenever he activates the eye beams 😂

    • @nickcunningham6344
      @nickcunningham6344 Год назад +2

      Why did I just rub my tongue against the inside of my cheek as if to flip on and off a switch?

  • @dlballoun6723
    @dlballoun6723 4 года назад +1413

    Fun fact, the guy who voiced dr jero in this is also the english voice actor for lord ains in overlord

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 года назад +116

      I always remember this voice for Gero, no matter what I just hear this one.
      It's so perfect, probably the most fitting voice for a character.

    • @jotarokujo8397
      @jotarokujo8397 4 года назад +32

      Yoooooo I just noticed now I cant stop thinking of gero and ainz swapping places.

    • @alanolex3962
      @alanolex3962 4 года назад +8

      Alright I thought I was just hearing things

    • @funkyivan6503
      @funkyivan6503 4 года назад +4

      Gero*

    • @algordo1997
      @algordo1997 4 года назад +3

      Seriously?

  • @Tarkus_H
    @Tarkus_H 8 лет назад +3386

    I just realized it's been nearly three years and we're still in this saga.

    • @judesantos8120
      @judesantos8120 8 лет назад +211

      Technically its the Cell saga now but yeah i guess so

    • @StormVegitto
      @StormVegitto 8 лет назад +82

      +Jude Santos more accurate to say android saga

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 лет назад +105

      +Jude Santos I just call it the Cell-Droid saga. Considering it switched to Cell only after 18 was absorbed.

    • @StormVegitto
      @StormVegitto 8 лет назад +11

      +Anonymous Lizard Squad cell is an android lol

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 лет назад +27

      RatedxOwzy No, he's made by Gero, but he's not an android. He's an artificial being, no mechanics like gears or anything like that.

  • @I.disagree
    @I.disagree 4 года назад +1102

    "Seeing that hole in his chest is making my chest hurt"
    took me a few seconds to realise what he meant

    • @nemogd7991
      @nemogd7991 4 года назад +24

      wow, you’re pretty slow. No offence though.

    • @thecatastrophe132
      @thecatastrophe132 3 года назад +40

      Wasn’t the first allusion to the heart virus

    • @anthonyvega2482
      @anthonyvega2482 3 года назад +7

      @@thecatastrophe132 exactly jajaja

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 3 года назад +7

      @@anthonyvega2482 *laughs in español*

    • @verdegaban1615
      @verdegaban1615 6 месяцев назад

      "On a scale of 1 - 10? My chest hurts."

  • @Erine120
    @Erine120 2 года назад +88

    “Please give that back I kinda need it to flee from you” I don’t know why but that was the funniest line in the whole episode lol

  • @budmoment8599
    @budmoment8599 4 года назад +2378

    Goku: "Actually I'm pretty sure you only-"
    Piccolo: "Yes! The entire population!"
    Goku: "Oh, right. You are most unkind!"
    I love these lines so much

    • @IlcotheOtter
      @IlcotheOtter 3 года назад +56

      I love when krillin said "I never have enough energy after a hand job" It made me bust out laughing

    • @bestteapartyever2877
      @bestteapartyever2877 3 года назад +12

      I don’t get that part, someone mind explaining?

    • @bradlee5874
      @bradlee5874 3 года назад +19

      @@gurvmlk Wait. Meaning that Android 20 thought he killed everyone but in fact only killed a few people with his eye beams, right?

    • @bestteapartyever2877
      @bestteapartyever2877 3 года назад +1

      @@bradlee5874 No idea what’s going on with that lol

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy 2 года назад +4

      wish i could like this, but its at 666, just know that i would have liked your comment

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 8 лет назад +1257

    "Please put that back. I kinda need that to flee from ya."
    Best line in the episode

    • @8BitMisdreavus
      @8BitMisdreavus 8 лет назад +13

      Man, Kimlihn Tran fucking SELLS Chichi

    • @morganmetzger5832
      @morganmetzger5832 8 лет назад +6

      Except I always remember the line, "I bet you it was a terrorist attack."

    • @jordanintheflesh2589
      @jordanintheflesh2589 7 лет назад +3

      8-Bit Misdreavus forgot about I don't have any energy after I get a hand job either. Badabada bye!

    • @gibyaxnntt6275
      @gibyaxnntt6275 7 лет назад +9

      Nah
      “You said you were wearing protection”
      “I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR”

    • @soulfox32
      @soulfox32 7 лет назад +2

      Nope, "THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE!"

  • @gamergaming00
    @gamergaming00 5 лет назад +2795

    "We're going to ur gay!"
    "Uruguay."

    • @onepieceking1770
      @onepieceking1770 4 года назад +26

      Well yea cus were gonna be fighting androids

    • @marcosbremermann870
      @marcosbremermann870 4 года назад +104

      Am from Uruguay and couldn't stop laughing lmao

    • @playedagus
      @playedagus 4 года назад +24

      @@marcosbremermann870 same

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 4 года назад +13

      So... are there androids to fight there?

    • @marcosbremermann870
      @marcosbremermann870 4 года назад +16

      @@rcslyman8929 Not androids but dinosaurs for sure

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 3 года назад +102

    I love how theyre flying away from chichi and despite that her scream is getting louder.

  • @shinykoffing1857
    @shinykoffing1857 3 года назад +530

    “I mean really, an android is just a human with wires instead of veins and oil instead of blood. I wonder if they dream of electric sheep?” God, I love this show.

    • @Tsweeney12584
      @Tsweeney12584 2 года назад +27

      Mmmmhhh. Techno lamb

    • @chipvos611
      @chipvos611 2 года назад +1

      That's a Philip K. Dick reference

    • @Sealey-mi6kh
      @Sealey-mi6kh Год назад +3

      This makes me realize how quickly oil gets dirty and needs to be changed and that blood is actually the better fuel so then I thought of blood machines and I stopped there before I got flagged for WrongThink

    • @tiagomorgado791
      @tiagomorgado791 9 месяцев назад

      loved this reference!

    • @thribs
      @thribs 6 месяцев назад

      Joke being that they’re cyborgs

  • @m3t4lmancer
    @m3t4lmancer 8 лет назад +885

    "We're going to You're a gay!"
    "Uruguay."
    Lol

  • @ianoosthuizen1429
    @ianoosthuizen1429 4 года назад +310

    I like how both bulma and vegeta had the internal “just take the compliment” thoughts xD

    • @BuilderWild
      @BuilderWild 8 месяцев назад

      goku and krillin are so offensive yet so innocent to the both of them are amazing

  • @priestofsyrinx6681
    @priestofsyrinx6681 Год назад +58

    No matter how much we shit on Yamcha, always remember he was there to fight even when he knew he'd be outmatched.

  • @pocoloco8120
    @pocoloco8120 3 года назад +309

    "I was WEARING my ARMOR" his impression is SPOT. THE FUCK. ON.

  • @erikshure360
    @erikshure360 7 лет назад +2224

    "bean daddy out"

    • @brocool3953
      @brocool3953 6 лет назад +3

      erik shure what's funny was when I saw the comment he said dat lol

    • @ShamsBMopN
      @ShamsBMopN 6 лет назад +10

      erik shure I want that pic of bulma

    • @electricsoul3355
      @electricsoul3355 5 лет назад

      Bro Cool me too

    • @morio9284
      @morio9284 5 лет назад

      @@brocool3953 lol same here

  • @MrMarker8050
    @MrMarker8050 4 года назад +1138

    It was in the year 2020 that I found out that it was Yamcha's song Tien was singing in his mind when Piccolo was reading his mind... I love TFS

  • @antoine1486
    @antoine1486 Год назад +24

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa, Marcel Marceau! That’ll be $30 dollars an hour. $50 if you want it weird.” 😂😂

  • @quangle5678
    @quangle5678 9 лет назад +849

    Why would Bulma need Vegeta to get a job. Her father is rich! Billionaire playboy philanthropist

    • @husseinalsalami2148
      @husseinalsalami2148 9 лет назад +30

      Lol Iron Man

    • @BlackBlood297
      @BlackBlood297 9 лет назад +59

      "Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist."

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 9 лет назад +19

      +Quang Le Because that's just what you yell at your trifling baby daddy lol

    • @brandon1469
      @brandon1469 9 лет назад +27

      +Quang Le Believe it or not, most people don't like free loaders.

    • @speedandchaos6184
      @speedandchaos6184 9 лет назад +10

      +Brandon Birkett Unless that freeloader is The Hulk, then you kinda sorta have to deal with it.

  • @samedwards3186
    @samedwards3186 5 лет назад +433

    Seriously underrated episode with some good lines. Just caught the “yes. The ENTIRE population” one on this watch through

    • @3sikesimdead946
      @3sikesimdead946 5 лет назад +23

      the android saga in general has some of the best lines in the whole series

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 4 года назад +6

      Jordan Nelson their writing abilities just improved as the series went on.

    • @jw8934
      @jw8934 4 года назад +6

      @Antonio Leon he doesn't want him to realise he didn't destroy the entire city. Gero assumed he did.

    • @devinfaux6987
      @devinfaux6987 4 года назад +10

      Goku doesn't get enough credit for picking up on that and playing along. Would be so much easier to have just dragged out the "Goku is dumb" gag longer.

    • @nemogd7991
      @nemogd7991 4 года назад

      Well, in my opinion the first 34 episodes were the best but the next 32 were great as well.

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +298

    “Guess there’s two types of fisting in this city now.” The zoom in to yamcha’s face killed me

    • @DerDuke
      @DerDuke 4 года назад +1

      You mean it killed Yamcha.

  • @saadinhalf
    @saadinhalf 2 месяца назад +14

    THE OPENING GETTING SILENCED IS CRIMINAL

  • @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310
    @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310 4 года назад +483

    4:14 "Bulma, hold the senzu beans! It'll only weigh us down."
    Sometimes, tfs makes me feel dumb that I didn't realize the stupid things the original did

    • @thabangpatiko9869
      @thabangpatiko9869 2 года назад +8

      True words

    • @crispyjuice2110
      @crispyjuice2110 2 года назад +86

      The jokes where they poke fun at specific moments from the original series are my favorites. Like when Vegeta is fighting Frieza's henchmen on Namek, and Vegeta says that thanks to fighting on Earth, he now can sense Ki energy just like Goku et al. can. And Frieza's henchmen is like uhh how does that work?! and Vegeta just shrugs lmao

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 2 года назад +26

      @@crispyjuice2110 nice there’s also Yamcha stupidly waiting to mention about Gero and 19 being able to absorb energy.

    • @crispyjuice2110
      @crispyjuice2110 2 года назад +9

      @@thomasraines1396 ah nice, I didn't catch that one. I thought that was a joke they made up! Yamcha acting sus

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 2 года назад +5

      @@crispyjuice2110 it’s crazy.

  • @jacobstinnett9792
    @jacobstinnett9792 4 года назад +540

    Yamcha is incredibly brave in this episode. He's scared shitless, knows he can't do anything, and runs toward the scene anyway.
    Badass.

    • @kaiserzaiser5002
      @kaiserzaiser5002 2 года назад +14

      he deserves more love.

    • @mintblancmanche5508
      @mintblancmanche5508 2 года назад +1

      Brave/Retard. he could have simply made a signal raising his ki or shooting a beam to the sky.

  • @MrAlexH1991
    @MrAlexH1991 7 лет назад +1264

    "On a scale of one to ten? My chest hurts..."
    Obvious foreshadowing is obvious.

  • @jeffreyfiegen1538
    @jeffreyfiegen1538 Год назад +24

    "I shall extract my revenge forthwith!"
    *muffled* "I keep telling you I'm not Goku!"
    *"FORTHWITH!"*
    The sheer amount of quality dialog in this series man, it's poifect.

  • @seereebee
    @seereebee 3 года назад +817

    They need to make a Dragon ShortZ where Yajiorbe opens a burrito shop named Bean Daddy

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +21

      And then the Z fighters come and eat out his shop

    • @barockobummer2448
      @barockobummer2448 3 года назад +32

      Big Green Threads needs to happen too

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 3 года назад +2

      Yes to all

    • @neoanimefreak_7606
      @neoanimefreak_7606 3 года назад +3

      YUSH! TeamFourStar, see this persons comment. It needs to happen =D

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 года назад +9

      And then in every DBZ game, if you need to heal, you go to Bean Daddy, and if you need a new costume, you go to Big Green Threads.

  • @basakuultimate7910
    @basakuultimate7910 6 лет назад +1300

    Yamcha: And you won't believe who the father is
    Krillin: Vegeta
    Gohan: Vegeta
    Piccollo: Vegeta
    Goku: Vegeta
    Me: Vegeta
    Yamcha:Well it could've been me
    Bulma: It's Vegeta
    Yamcha: I'm just gonna walk over here

  • @sethcaramello6804
    @sethcaramello6804 8 лет назад +278

    12:01 I think I'll always prefer the look and animations for the earlier Super Saiyan designs. I just think it's so much cooler when you get to see the hair float up and the eyes slowly change, as opposed to later when the change was almost instantaneous. I also like how the shape of each spike is less defined than in the later designs.
    With the current versions you can see each individual spike from the bottom up, but I think it's way cooler when it flows together smoothly.

    • @lunatic4699
      @lunatic4699 8 лет назад +30

      Well it is instantaneous because super sayian is now common. Now even goku's and vegeta's kids can do it with ease. It's not a ancient prophecy no more. It shows how powerful the sayians have become when it's instant like that. Also you're right the motion is better and cooler. But I will always like teen gohan's super sayian 2 transformation. He looked so badass.

    • @kingofeevees154
      @kingofeevees154 8 лет назад

      Seth Caramello

    • @infinitegod9311
      @infinitegod9311 7 лет назад

      Seth Caramello yeah

    • @readoptionlee
      @readoptionlee 7 лет назад +1

      you can blame super saiyan grade 4 for that, i mean they were able to actually live normally in the form

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 6 лет назад +2

      I believe the change was meant to signify there Mastery of it.

  • @XenoCurse
    @XenoCurse Год назад +121

    2:22 vegeta left to get space milk after this argument

    • @ameytiwari1247
      @ameytiwari1247 Год назад +11

      from space australia I bet mate!

    • @TronicSSJ07
      @TronicSSJ07 8 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair, though. I don’t blame Vegeta for not knowing what “protection” is

  • @JetBen555
    @JetBen555 6 лет назад +960

    19: 40%...70% ... 65%!
    20: WAIT WHAT???
    19: A failure has occurred, this program will now shutdown, would you like to send a report?
    20: NO DON'T SEND A REPORT
    Me dead

  • @lotaryguy12
    @lotaryguy12 8 лет назад +273

    "Bulma, hold the senzu beans, they will only weigh us down!"
    "Hold on, *what*?"
    10/10 xD

  • @kingswish2363
    @kingswish2363 8 лет назад +1479

    Bulma: You said you were wearing protection!
    Vegeta: I was wearing my ARMOR!
    Me: 😂😂😂

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 7 лет назад +4

      Happy World armour*

    • @austindery6099
      @austindery6099 7 лет назад +24

      Michael von Hirschmann its actually spelled armor in the us.

    • @redhawk77
      @redhawk77 7 лет назад +27

      colour = color armour = armor.

    • @JCBagginsAgronai
      @JCBagginsAgronai 7 лет назад +19

      Well, this is one of those super rare cases where two adults argue and they're both right and wrong simultaneously. XD

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 7 лет назад +1

      Funniest shit ever

  • @dbelche2
    @dbelche2 2 года назад +86

    "What do these people do here?"
    "Apparently prostitution is illegal"
    "Ohhhhhhh"
    "So the prostitutes"
    Underrated line 😂

  • @SmashSSL
    @SmashSSL 5 лет назад +726

    8:11 Piccolo: So... you guys are the androids?
    19: No.
    Gero: Don't be rude, 19.

    • @ParticleBomb
      @ParticleBomb 5 лет назад +72

      Piccolo: You're a scientist?
      19: No

    • @OmegaRidley64
      @OmegaRidley64 4 года назад +56

      @@ParticleBomb Gero: I am

    • @ruivilasboas4276
      @ruivilasboas4276 4 года назад +41

      @@OmegaRidley64 Picollo: And you are from Red Ribbon Army.

    • @OmegaRidley64
      @OmegaRidley64 4 года назад +49

      @@ruivilasboas4276 19: No.
      Gero: We are

    • @ruivilasboas4276
      @ruivilasboas4276 4 года назад +36

      @@OmegaRidley64 Gero: And I will be YOUR DOOM!!

  • @VegetaDBZChrisCard
    @VegetaDBZChrisCard 9 лет назад +261

    "YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION!!!!!"
    "I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!!!"

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 4 года назад +495

    “What do you think inconspicuous old man and mime” honestly one of the best jokes in the series 5:12

    • @ethanrost
      @ethanrost 4 года назад +5

      Was literally searching for this comment😂😂

    • @captainkeyes1523
      @captainkeyes1523 4 года назад +4

      Eclipz23 it’s a underrated joke in my own humble opinion

    • @egnolanosnhoj3596
      @egnolanosnhoj3596 3 года назад +2

      What about the 50 if you want it weird line ?

    • @mr.man0384
      @mr.man0384 3 года назад

      R.I. pepperonis captain

    • @somejock4396
      @somejock4396 2 года назад

      It gets me every single time.

  • @DaFreeeshPrince
    @DaFreeeshPrince 2 года назад +28

    “Huh we’ve never had to wish him back before” 😂 so nonchalant

  • @FlameJackstar
    @FlameJackstar 8 лет назад +260

    Oh. I never realised. The one who's talking the intro is about to die.

  • @mattypalo9633
    @mattypalo9633 8 лет назад +198

    krillen--"holy cow the city is huge!"
    gohan-:and the island is so smal! what do these people do down there/
    krillen-"apparently prostitution is legal"
    everybody-"oooooohhhhhhhhhhh"

  • @seanbinkley7363
    @seanbinkley7363 8 лет назад +202

    Tien and Piccolo are my favorite characters in the DBZ Abridged version. They're just so snarky lol

    • @sonofaballer96
      @sonofaballer96 8 лет назад

      Vegeta and Gohan are mine

    • @bobrianfo104
      @bobrianfo104 8 лет назад +17

      Those two are my favourite characters in general, but their abridged version always makes me lose my shit. The way they both constantly mock Vegeta is just hilarious.

    • @socball2685
      @socball2685 8 лет назад

      I love Android 16 the best

    • @Bennydude101xbox360
      @Bennydude101xbox360 8 лет назад +6

      Vegeta, Picciolo, and Tein are mine
      Vegeta: You, NAMEKIAN, TOO STRONG, EXPLAIN NOW.

    • @alia-fl6hj
      @alia-fl6hj 8 лет назад +2

      No Goku is the best because his voice sounds so funny and never gets old. He says some funny stuff like Yamcha just got Yamcha'd.

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 3 года назад +52

    19: A fatal error has occurred. This program will shutdown.
    *Would you like to send a report?*
    Gero: No, don't send a report!
    19: Sending report...

  • @donalddarko5807
    @donalddarko5807 3 года назад +361

    "Stop it"
    "NEVER"
    *While shooting lasers out if eyes*
    Was that a Man of Steel reference?

    • @eddycabreja3332
      @eddycabreja3332 3 года назад +37

      Well, considering the fact that both the movie and this video were released the SAME day, the chances are very low...

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 года назад +20

      Of course, it's possible there was a last minute edit.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 года назад +8

      That movie came out 4 days after this video,
      Saying it’s unlikely would be an understatement.

  • @iwuvmonika5559
    @iwuvmonika5559 9 лет назад +411

    I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!

    • @gamersisland7241
      @gamersisland7241 8 лет назад +1

      she meant something else vageta

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 8 лет назад +3

      Lmao I wonder if it hurts more cuz of all the extra weight. xD

    • @Bossmannofmurica
      @Bossmannofmurica 8 лет назад +1

      +Nakkid Frodo oh my gosh xD maybe Bulma would be into that? :/ I don't know

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 8 лет назад +5

      Chris Russell Personally I think it sounds painful in a non-pleasurable way but, you know, some girls are into that I guess. There's a reason why 50 Shades of Grey stayed in theaters longer than most crappy movies stay in theatres. >__>

    • @Bossmannofmurica
      @Bossmannofmurica 8 лет назад +7

      Nakkid Frodo oh gosh that movie... I still can't believe how popular it is. But as that saying goes "Sex sells"

  • @T.R.U.T.H333
    @T.R.U.T.H333 6 лет назад +596

    Yamcha: "ya know, I might just sit this one out"
    krillin: "hey, I get ya, I never have any energy after getting a hand job either, ba-da, ba-da, bye!"😂💀

  • @hitekx4065
    @hitekx4065 Год назад +17

    "Hold the senzu beans, they'll only weigh us down." yup that pretty much sums up all of DBZ

  • @ruchagoddessofpurgatory8513
    @ruchagoddessofpurgatory8513 8 лет назад +394

    They can see the FUTUUURE
    Ahh it gets me every time

  • @Birds4Life2023
    @Birds4Life2023 5 лет назад +733

    Hey no child support in space

  • @owomotaros7290
    @owomotaros7290 7 лет назад +315

    my favorite line in the show right now "I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!!"

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 лет назад +4

      LegendOfPichu155 - The way Lani played that scene was hilarious...
      That entire conversation is now Headcanon for me.

    • @jeffreybonney9086
      @jeffreybonney9086 6 лет назад +3

      LegendofPichu155 imagine what goku would say if chi chi asked him that

    • @Nathan-mk3uf
      @Nathan-mk3uf 6 лет назад +2

      @@jeffreybonney9086 Goku would just answer by saying muffin button

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 лет назад +2

      That was good. For me it used to be "I AM THE HYPE", but now it's "Hey King Kai, what should I do with cell?"

    • @vaasmontenegro2016
      @vaasmontenegro2016 6 лет назад +3

      TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName mine is still
      “NAAAAAAAAILLLLLL!!!”
      What is it lord guru
      “I have a BITCH OF AN ITCH ON MY LEFT ASS CHEEK.”

  • @bcxorigins
    @bcxorigins Год назад +17

    12:03 I come back sometimes to hear Masako scream like that; one of his best power-up screams

    • @Aka_Agera
      @Aka_Agera Год назад +1

      I agree

    • @glendybaez3683
      @glendybaez3683 Год назад +1

      I was looking for this comment with it got more like the scream fits the situation and scene so perfectly

  • @flavoredchin
    @flavoredchin 4 года назад +141

    I love how both Bulma and King Cold introduce the "my baby boy" bit.

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 9 лет назад +330

    "CAT LOVES FOOD Y-YEAH YEAH YEAH CAT LOVES FOOD Y-YEAH"
    "I was desperate and needed the money"
    I thought Yamcha was a professional baseball player? Don't they make a lot of money?

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 9 лет назад +164

      Dying tends to have a negative affect on a career.

    • @SteelBallGuessies
      @SteelBallGuessies 9 лет назад +4

      I applauad you on that one xD

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 8 лет назад +64

      He yamcha'd his career

    • @angusbeefyeung
      @angusbeefyeung 8 лет назад +18

      +Shulk and the gang he also crashed is car on his house which kinda yamachaed him right in the yamachas

    • @45calGunslinger
      @45calGunslinger 7 лет назад +28

      And what's a successful sportsman's career without the inevitable decline and humiliating product endorsements?

  • @ibrahimalee23
    @ibrahimalee23 6 лет назад +524

    6:24 someone mentioning Yamcha's power level being "higher than average" is unsettling to me.

    • @fbzitachiuchiha4life240
      @fbzitachiuchiha4life240 5 лет назад +18

      Idk Hercules never died n survived a hit from cell when he was trying to kill him

    • @julesmcgrules3860
      @julesmcgrules3860 5 лет назад +22

      Yamcha had a high power level, probably in the 100's of thousands, but he was still an insect compared to every other relevant character. Even Krillin.

    • @cupsoup7244
      @cupsoup7244 5 лет назад +16

      Disco Donkey_69 Here’s the thing Vegeta could destroy a planet at the beginning of the show Yamcha is Definitely at least stronger than him from the beginning of the show so he could still easily blow up planets

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 5 лет назад +15

      The average human's power level is 5 so yeah, Yamcha is higher than average.

    • @VolatileViolet
      @VolatileViolet 5 лет назад +12

      People need to stop shitting on Yamcha.

  • @anitarecount5081
    @anitarecount5081 Год назад +13

    "$30 an hour, $50 if you want it weird" LMAO

  • @cursed_by_ghost
    @cursed_by_ghost 8 лет назад +345

    Android 20 actually popped that guys head off in the manga..... rated all ages

    • @cannibru6259
      @cannibru6259 8 лет назад +29

      otaku lolo alright imma go read the manga

    • @JamesJones-ow6jv
      @JamesJones-ow6jv 6 лет назад +9

      otaku lolo holy shit dude..

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 лет назад +11

      There is some serious censorship that happens in t.v.

    • @BLCK_MTAL
      @BLCK_MTAL 6 лет назад +1

      Which guy?

    • @Gking0906
      @Gking0906 6 лет назад +10

      BL4CK_M3TAL 2479 the guy he grabs by the neck and pulls him out of the car

  • @DCypherno
    @DCypherno 4 года назад +262

    Can you all imagine a burrito made of senzu beans?
    That monstrosity might revive someone without drawbacks.

    • @mubarakhassan6060
      @mubarakhassan6060 4 года назад +3

      Except one senzu bean will fill you up for like 10 days so a whole burrito full of them will kill you

    • @Bixcuitt
      @Bixcuitt 4 года назад +15

      @@mubarakhassan6060 Except for the fact that goku could probably eat a planet

    • @mubarakhassan6060
      @mubarakhassan6060 4 года назад +17

      @@Bixcuitt yeah but unless their world has admantium no toilet will withstand the aftermath

    • @Bixcuitt
      @Bixcuitt 4 года назад +8

      @@mubarakhassan6060 Correct

    • @nessgottesmann063
      @nessgottesmann063 2 года назад +9

      If I remember correctly a single senzu is enough to not eat for a month, so a burrito full would probably kill the person who eats it

  • @christopherwentz1688
    @christopherwentz1688 8 лет назад +622

    "They can see the future!"
    So can I...WE GOT FREAKING HOVERBOARDS!!!

    • @erykahvanier6913
      @erykahvanier6913 8 лет назад +1

      Yes😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @RedBoi88
      @RedBoi88 8 лет назад +35

      no, we got glorified segways

    • @supervegito8340
      @supervegito8340 8 лет назад +2

      no hoverboards don't have wheels those are just glorified skateboards

    • @DanWhyte
      @DanWhyte 8 лет назад +3

      Super Vegito or just handle-less Segways

    • @DanWhyte
      @DanWhyte 8 лет назад +3

      Super Vegito or just handle-less Segways

  • @nicegoatdoctor8224
    @nicegoatdoctor8224 Год назад +26

    “Are you gonna fly after them?”
    “No.”
    “Is it because you’re fat?”
    “Yeah!”

  • @triplekings9517
    @triplekings9517 8 лет назад +597

    I just realized Goku was hinting about his heart attack the entire episode...

  • @DatComedyBoy
    @DatComedyBoy 9 лет назад +303

    "Is it because you're fat?"
    "YE"

    • @GarciaXVLegend_04
      @GarciaXVLegend_04 9 лет назад +15

      Darnell Dockett Another Simple Answer - He only knows the basics as a pro samurai

  • @gokugold1
    @gokugold1 6 лет назад +337

    12:01 No matter how TFS Goku's voice sounds, that transformation was amazing🔥🔥

    • @ivoopis2053
      @ivoopis2053 6 лет назад +4

      ikrrrr

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, Lawrence sounds really cool while doing kamehameha or kaioken or just screaming.

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 5 лет назад +11

      I kind of like the high pitched goku. Especially the way they write him as a man child it's pretty cool. But I think we can agree that vegeta abridged VA is the best one he has ever had. Actually no that's pretty controversial but I still think his voice is the best of all of the vegetas.

    • @gamingloungetv5569
      @gamingloungetv5569 5 лет назад +4

      @@Shaymin0 i cant even watch dragonball with the original voice actor of vegeta anymore because i have watched abridged too many times haha. Tfs vegeta is the best one

    • @taisakuichi5774
      @taisakuichi5774 5 лет назад

      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???

  • @YamchaCanDoBettr
    @YamchaCanDoBettr 11 дней назад +6

    The RUclips mute in these videos are ridiculous. They even muted the "this is a fan based parody." like RUclips, what are you doing? Partly why I haven't rewatched dbza in a while is because of RUclips muting parts of the show.

  • @johngervais230
    @johngervais230 5 лет назад +232

    Goku to Chi-Chi-"Don't tell Chi-Chi!"
    Chi-Chi to Goku-"..."
    Goku to Goku's brain-"Good one, brain!"
    Goku's brain to Goku-"Yer welcome."

  • @MozillaVulpix
    @MozillaVulpix 10 лет назад +558

    Thinking about it, 19 was right. They DID see the future, Trunks told them it.

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy 8 лет назад +715

    Bulma's a billionaire. Why would Vegeta need a job?

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 лет назад +19

      PosthumanHeresy Via believes in hard work and doesn't want no Kim K shit life style

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 8 лет назад +126

      ***** She's an inventor and super-genius. The situation isn't the same. She's the child of a billionaire and smart enough to be a self-made billionaire. She invents time travel in the future. Vegeta's job is stalling villains for Goku.

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 лет назад +11

      PosthumanHeresy true, but but regardless...one should still work and not eat bon bons all day lol

    • @electus5527
      @electus5527 7 лет назад +1

      still doesn't get paid

    • @korebiis
      @korebiis 7 лет назад +1

      So he doesn't become fat like the Fat version of Goku (already forgot his name. nailed it)