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Here Comes One Of The Most Famous Dialogues 😂☠️ | Captain Jack Sparrow | Pirates Of The Caribbean
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2022
- #piratesofthecaribbean #jacksparrow #anglica #funny #savage #dialogue #onstrangertides
"The more I know people - the better I like dogs" - Mark Twain
"my dog" is the quote but it still works :D
My feelings exactly.
You sound like Brian “the bore” griffin
@@fatzdadealer fatzdadealer classic quote
The older I get, the more that statement resonates with me.
Somehow this isn't the most toxic relationship johnny went through
Penelope Cruz and her husband stood up for Johnny Depp when the trails happened. This was a good relationship.
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531he’s obviously referring to the fictional characters they play
😂😂😂❤
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531 that "husband" is Javier Bardem. Mention his name.
@@crimsonite09thank you I was going to call this guy out and tell him to put some respect on Captain Salazar
A dog wouldn’t ruin his reputation, shit in his bed (ironically) or lose him one of the best roles he’s ever played
But the dog might step on a bee.
@@vigneshhatake4324 BUT the dog might step on a bee yes
Nah. Depp did that on his own.
@@matthewkreps3352 he falsely accused himself of domestic abuse? 💀
@@johnjohnson8979 Yes. Men can't do right. Women can't do wrong. Welcome to a simp's world.
I am with child
Hmm 😳
Yours
I don't recall that we 🤔
You were drunk
I've actually never been that drunk
1.3k likes no comment’s😂
@@angelzapata7993 because it’s just one if those dumb ppl who quote the jokes from the video and the sheep flock to the like button. These are the most unoriginal comments ever.. we all saw the video too so wtf is with commenting the joke? Fishing for likes to feel validation? No life or friends so a few thousand likes makes you feel cool? Idk
Best moment🤣
Drunk time is no time to make baby .. at least not me lololol 😂😂😂😂
@@saripdol1943 same. I'm all about getting that buzz and relaxin
And the dog step on a bee
😆 🤣
I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣....this is one of the best comments EVERRRRRR
Lmao good one
Objection relevence
Objection hearsay
Jack knows the dog would have a little loyalty at least
After all, there is that one dog ...
It step on a bee though
Nah u roasted hee like a rotisserie chicken
" If you had a sister and a dog, I'll choose the dog " . Brilliant!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He only said that because he knew already how to co9k ?
Real life footage of the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd trial
That's an insult to the beautiful Penelope Cruz
@@ricardoquintero7160 the joke was funny but i do agree two completely different classes of women
😂😂😂😂
That's not amber heard?
@@rose_blue1bro did NOT get the joke 💀
Jack ain't no simp
End of part 2 lol
Johnny was and payed the price, now he life his live like Jack.
he loves Black pearl and rum
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Gigachad captain Jack
Not why is the rum gone .
The Rum is gone because Elizabeth blew up Captain Jack's rum and food.
@@captainmacruff1893 But why is the rum gone?
@@Laplacee Hide the rum
@@Laplacee why the rum is always gone
@@orphanchikin6057but why is it gone?
The dog stepped on a bee while Johnny dealt with a stinking Turd
What does the dog stepped on a bee joke mean
@@Adam_2809 amber said it in the r
Trial
😂😂
You gotta love Penelope Cruz, though 😍
Bet that's what he told amber heard
Yeah but amber did have a dog and a sister
And blamed the dog cuz he stepped on a bee
At least the dog didn't shit on bed
@@AgustinBernardo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AgustinBernardo and at least a dog can be trained to not shit in bed and trained in "obey owner" and be happy and love you and at least the dog loves you and trys to spend time with you all the time AND at least the dog never conplains (unless you pretend to out them on a diet of one peice of dog food)
No one could ever replace Johnny!
@DeppjohnnyD since Sweeney Todd and each role has just gotten better
For real i was willing to never ever watch another pirates of the Caribbean if they had fullwell intended to dare to go forward with someone else
Because the only other actor as good as Johnny is Denzel Washington no one other than those two have the breadth of gravitas or does any other throw themselves into a role so completely as the same
Jim Carry likely can replace Johnny Deep
Jim Carrey?
@@rose_blue1 yes
No wonder Depp acted so well in this. Amber gave him plenty of practice dealing with crazy.
No. This was years before he married her.
5 bucks this wasnt in the script. Those words came from the soul lol
I'm assuming you are making an Amber Heard reference. If so, you'd be wrong. This movie was made years before they married.
I'll put 5 on that too
He knew the exact moment that she was going to strike and caught the stick… it’s almost like he’s been in that same scenario before 🤔
A... Foreshadowing moment? Art imitating life perhaps.
?
The dog would it eventually step on a bee
Who are you, Sire?
Women choose bears and men choose dogs.
The quote is "life imitating art"
These movies looking back really had an aura to them. Great movies
This means he respect and appreciate her like a sister
That's an honor
You're delusional.
At least you can train a dog not to shit the bed ... but apparently you have to watch them so they don't out step on a bee ..😂
The characters forget how smart Jack is he is eccentric, not stupid
Yes, because they are written that way and aren't actually real
@eyedunno8462 hince why I said charecters not people, don't be a dick lmao 😂
It's crazy to change your personality and your speech and keep that same character threw the whole time. This man is a legend
He knows dogs are loyal
when he caught the branch while he was dialogueing shows us how good our Captain knows the world
“And you poured yourself a mega pint”
“I’ve actually never been that drunk”
It comes in pints?
@@hmk5123you have drank a whole half already!
If only Johnny would’ve said this when he saw Amber. We would’ve had himself back. It’s not fair that he had to go through this. Amber is truest EVIL! I remember when being in court was a honor and no one lied there. I guess things have changed vastly over time. Good luck Johnny! We ❤u!
Indeed, women can lie with impunity under oath.
@@maverickoverlord735cos the punishment is only contempt of court.
How else do rich folks could afford fake witness n avoid justice?
If giving fake testimony means automatic punishment, fewer folks would give false testimony
And for some reason she used an oar as a weapon instead of the pistol that Jack gave her 5 seconds ago.
Possibly she didnt really keen on killing him despite previous statement
Why use a gun when your opponent has his back turned, oar to the head is still a great way to kill
@W phantom She used it after this scene when he was rowing away on the boat and was already 100 yards away.
As opposed to in this scene when he was at point blank range.
Because she loves him too!
@@dstreet4599
She didn't want to kill him... She wanted to change his mind first or knock him out.
Always chose the best friend & a bottle of rum .
Yep! Always
But the dog might step on a bee.
Deadpool: What bout this Gin?
At least he didn’t deny still in love with her 😂
I know it's popular with Captain Jack to be the bumbling baffon. But, I've always liked the times when the focus /drive /meaner side pokes through the silliness.
That’s real acting right there, no man would be able to pick a dog over Selma lol
I would doggies are cute
Women: shit in Ur bed, take Ur money
Doggy: snuggle, be family, take nothing only be given, unlikely to shit in your bed if you are a good owner & stop that
“If you had a sister and a dog I’d choose the dog” legend 😂
“ you broke free of your bonds half an hour ago” what is the best
It's funny how that line ended up being the perfect real-life metaphor.
Any of Johnny's characters with any of Penelope's characters in any movie they both star in together are hot and heavy at some points and like oil and water at others lmao
"I'd choose the dog". 😂
"Yeah, the more I learn about people, the more I love my dog."
- Lt. Hank Anderson (my dad)
Johnny was telling us something years before the trial 😂😂😂
And jack has syphilis in this I’ll never unsee this what makes it more is she’s still flirting with him 😂😂😂
Johnny depp joke with makeup artisr
@@priscillajimenez27 ayes I know that
"if you had a sister & the dog, i'd choose the dog" 😅
"If you had a sister and a dog, I choose the dawg" - Wise Jack Sparrow
They were better in blow but any scene these two do together=amazing
Got to always choose the dog in that situation. The dog isn't going to scheme and try to betray you for its own benefit
She was aiming at him with true anger
She was awesome in this one
This is actually just jonney dept venting about amber herd 😂🤣
"Jack I am of child and it's yours"
"I don't remember that"
I am WITH child, not I am OF child.
I always felt like this is retribution for how she treated Depp in Blow.
Most dogs are loyal for life than most people...🤣🤣🤣
Them both are my favorite pair in POTC
Attractive yes, but its better to not be stabbed in the back
🤣👌 Never forget Captain Jack Sparrow. And his dog.
Atleast the love would be unconditional 🤷♂️
Now this is Jack Sparrow, not the sad version in the 5th movie
If only that's what he said to amber, the dog would be happier for it.
Her: I love you Jack.
Him: So do I (means: yes I love myself too)
😁😁😁
"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog"... EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That’s savage😂😂😂
The dog: HELL NO! I get sea sick…..
He was the best jack sparrow and the best person who helped those who needed hope.
🤣🤣🤣 y the dog
That precise moment immediately after he swatted away her staff showed the haunting look of a man who has had to deal with a physically and emotionally abusive woman IRL. Anger, sadness, pity, frustration, disappointment, and loss in one look.
Get real. This was years before he married Amber. Google is your friend.
pre-trial this was just a great line, post trial it made so much more real world sense....
This must be the summary of that entire trial 😂😂
She has a sister, and now I'm single with a dog and couldn't be happier
Love you Johnny 😍
Although he has done some absolutely brilliant films in the past and is obviously a truly brilliant actor. These Pirates of the Caribbean series of films will probably be the films that Johnny Depp will always be remembered for in years to come.
The fact that Johnny Depo will most likely never return to this iconic, hilarious and memorable role fucking plagues my mind
Admit it. You still love me.
If you have a sister and a dog I choose the dog.
@@Mr_Mustache_og (Emotional crit)
I'll admit it I'm sure n love with Angelica. She say how will I get free of these bonds.
If you have a sister and a dog I choose the dog 😂😂😂 i love jack sparrow 😂😂❤❤
This scene honestly explains that Jack just pretends to be dumb. He's seriously one of the smartest Pirates and worthy of being a Lord.
My man is literally rotting from the inside out. He got what Capone got.
Syphallis?
Gentlemen, it's a lifestyle and status they want. They just need 'a nice guy' to pay for it all..
This is the same as choosing a bear! Love it!!!
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And the quick look of 'oh shit, that's now' when he said that she was waiting for the right moment to pounce.
I love the scene
U like bo4??????
He ain’t no simp for sure!
His wife: My dog stepped on a BEE 🐝😂😂😂
Also his wife: it's not me, it was the dog who pooped on the bed...😂😂
Even a dog wouldnt crap in a pool
The movie where Jack lost his brain and started to act like a drunken moron and less like a clever, manipulative guy with a good heart at his core.
What he should have said in real life.
🌹Great talent his a king for movies !!
The dog never took a shit on Jack's bed...
Ultimate Sigma. This would even make Andrew Tate proud
I'm not sure that's true. I think Andrew Tate would simp for him.
I think she died, she did not appear in 5th movie.
She took all the remaining years of her father. Which considering he was on the brink of death I'd say you're probably right
@@coreyb1295 no, she took all the years he lived, plus the years left.
Considering that he was at the death's door, he still had lived a long life.
She is literally stranded on an island.
@@devastater97 yha but Jack got off stranded island TWICE (Same island she’s on). Even Barbosa called him out on it in first movie. He said once was luck or a fluke but TWICE.
@@nickgennady Yeah, except she's not Captain Jack Sparrow. Savy?
Jack was thinking of that question before all of us
He has good reflexes considering hes drunk and has scurvy
if you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog, so this is an alternative way to say that he loves her, cause he did not put her in the equation
If that helps you sleep better. LOL
Yep too bad he didn’t know today about the turd back when he met her!!! He probably would of said this exact thing!!!
At least the dog won't shit on his bed.
❤️❤️❤️ Thanks for your unending love and support which has brought me this far. It has been a hard time for me but your support has got me standing even in difficult times. What country are you watching from?❤️❤️❤️
The moment she wakes up in the morning says she loves me💀
Coz the dog is far more loyal than a woman😂
Depends on how you treat them in the beginning. Not all women or men are back stabbing fools. Dogs will turn on you, if you abuse them.
@@MusicLovingFool1 Exceptions are everywhere....there must be 3% good one but the rest are.....🖕
@@MusicLovingFool1 Yeah women and dogs are opposites. Abuse dogs, they turn on you. Abuse women, you gain their loyalty.
It you had a shot at Penelope Cruz, you don't EVER choose the dog 😂
Best improv comeback ever.
I've never loved her and I'll admit it now, I still love her...
Johnny brought his relationship with Amber to the screen😂
This lady screwed him over when he had all the cocaine in the trunk too 😂
OMG!!!Dis iz soooou good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂AH HA HA HAHAH HA !!!!!REMAKE IN WORDS.... AND TRUTH METAFORA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣