Brewstew - Donating Blood

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2018
  • Don't be a wuss like me, eat some food, donate some blood, and get a sticker.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @bekfasttime7001
    @bekfasttime7001 5 лет назад +8434

    Ever since my brother introduced me to you I’ve never missed an episode. Hopefully you never run out of wonderfully (?) hilarious stories from your life. You’re like a drunk, low budget Forrest Gump, and I love it.

    • @jordanspitz5514
      @jordanspitz5514 5 лет назад +53

      Bekfast Time same

    • @thedarkdaruk4515
      @thedarkdaruk4515 5 лет назад +12

      My best friend interposed me to you tyler

    • @thedarkdaruk4515
      @thedarkdaruk4515 5 лет назад +10

      Introduced

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 5 лет назад +5

      The S.A. Times same (thanks Jaidien!)

    • @fucku432
      @fucku432 5 лет назад +4

      Same! Even my little brother introduced him to me!

  • @joejocas8748
    @joejocas8748 4 года назад +785

    1:04
    "9... Hundred"
    "900?! What are you? A F*CKING HUMMINGBIRD"

    • @vaughnlennox8592
      @vaughnlennox8592 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @tadijageorg9865
      @tadijageorg9865 4 года назад +7

      ITS over 9000!

    • @jesusMorales-xz6sk
      @jesusMorales-xz6sk 3 года назад

      I waw laughing hard😭

    • @dextergaming4017
      @dextergaming4017 3 года назад

      Pogggg

    • @bethanykowalski6147
      @bethanykowalski6147 3 года назад

      @@dextergaming4017 SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @CorporalCanada
    @CorporalCanada 3 года назад +639

    “Uhh, 9.”
    “9??”
    “Uh, Hundred”
    “NINE HUNDRED?, what are you, a Fucking hummingbird?”

  • @mapleleaf1254
    @mapleleaf1254 3 года назад +436

    “Donate your blood or were kill your dog”
    sounds like the ATF

    • @T0mat0_S0up
      @T0mat0_S0up 3 года назад +1

      ATF? What does that mean?

    • @shallnotcomply6479
      @shallnotcomply6479 3 года назад +2

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing.

    • @aurawraxd
      @aurawraxd 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Guillo78
      @Guillo78 2 года назад +19

      @@T0mat0_S0up theres a joke in the gun community about every time the atf goes to check someones house for something they shoot the dog cus "threatening them"

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 2 года назад +1

      Sounds more like PETA to me
      “Go vegan or we’ll kidnap your dog and kill it”
      (They’ve actually kidnapped people’s pets and killed them on more than one occasion, fucking bastards)

  • @FaerieAmira
    @FaerieAmira 2 года назад +314

    As a person who frequently needs to receive blood due to my illness, I thank all who have donated and apologize for taking it from you to live.

  • @coolstuff591
    @coolstuff591 5 лет назад +295

    EAT!!! YOU HAVE TO EAT TO LIVE!

  • @mosshivenetwork117
    @mosshivenetwork117 5 лет назад +473

    I like that hummingbird joke XD

    • @idontcare414
      @idontcare414 5 лет назад

      I didn't get it?

    • @ugotserved911
      @ugotserved911 5 лет назад +7

      I Don't Care hummingbirds heart beats like 200 beats a min.

    • @ahzhd423
      @ahzhd423 5 лет назад +7

      ugotserved911 Fun fact: it can beat up to 1250 BPM

    • @Max-ic7gn
      @Max-ic7gn 5 лет назад +1

      I was dieing

  • @thoughtuwasslattbutuaslutt6015
    @thoughtuwasslattbutuaslutt6015 3 года назад +73

    "YOU NEED TO EAT TO LIVE" only og's remember

  • @joshmitford4450
    @joshmitford4450 2 года назад +92

    I haven’t laughed this hard in forever. The gift of story telling is something special 😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +6837

    You gotta eat to live!

    • @flamewar5861
      @flamewar5861 5 лет назад +109

      Justin Y. damn it

    • @aiden6354
      @aiden6354 5 лет назад +81

      Justin Y. i swear i see you in each video i haven't been to like one video without you lol

    • @edgar_allen_bae3974
      @edgar_allen_bae3974 5 лет назад +19

      Nani

    • @DirtDirt
      @DirtDirt 5 лет назад +6

      Justin Y. Reeeeee Justin

    • @zf4152
      @zf4152 5 лет назад +8

      Reeeeee

  • @applescruffs537
    @applescruffs537 5 лет назад +687

    “You have some big veins in your arm”
    “Uh thank you, you have big... triceps”

    • @Psvir
      @Psvir 5 лет назад +4

      Don’t be toxic dude

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад

      Big clit too, no doubt !! ;-)

    • @BL4NK.F4C3
      @BL4NK.F4C3 3 года назад

      Hey look, he saw the video!

    • @mariahmackey6157
      @mariahmackey6157 3 года назад

      666 likes bruh

    • @mariahmackey6157
      @mariahmackey6157 3 года назад

      I'm gonna ruin it

  • @tiffanygibbs8099
    @tiffanygibbs8099 3 года назад +44

    You are our absolute favorite. My husband and I watch all the time and rewatch old videos. We even say lines to eachother you say. We love you. Never stop producing these. Better than any t.v out there!!

  • @drewcolburndrewcolburn1767
    @drewcolburndrewcolburn1767 3 года назад +16

    “Eat you have to eat to live”
    So true.

  • @1llumina
    @1llumina 4 года назад +1385

    very inspiring story. the part where it said “EAT. YOU NEED TO EAT TO LIVE” really struck my heart

    • @dankdante6466
      @dankdante6466 3 года назад +18

      It didn't strike my heart instead it struck my funny bone

    • @8-bitstorm
      @8-bitstorm 3 года назад +6

      It was really something to think about... Maybe this fasting thing isn't working after all.

    • @avaferret9822
      @avaferret9822 3 года назад +7

      3:39

    • @redneckcentral2150
      @redneckcentral2150 3 года назад +5

      That's in another video

    • @shockedgaming8391
      @shockedgaming8391 3 года назад +1

      have*

  • @PatrickKendrick1988
    @PatrickKendrick1988 5 лет назад +1572

    “Her name was Lucy... I think. It could have been Juicy, I may have misheard it. Lucy or Juicy, one of the two. So Juicy here...” 😂😂😂

  • @WASRGP
    @WASRGP 3 года назад +13

    "This is mine goddamnit!" 😂🤣

  • @ONIONYT
    @ONIONYT 2 года назад +5

    3:39 I love that little reference to Crazy customer delight

  • @JustSonicShorts
    @JustSonicShorts 5 лет назад +2232

    1) Feeling a Pulse
    2) Lindsay Lohan
    3) Horseradish
    4) Touching Styrofoam
    5) Lindsay Lohan
    6) Crabs
    He must really hate Lindsay Lohan 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @luigutierrez9452
      @luigutierrez9452 5 лет назад +67

      Sonic Six I wonder if he meant crabs as in the animal or as in the disease

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 лет назад +48

      @@luigutierrez9452 well considering he mentioned lohan twice....?

    • @darkknight9346
      @darkknight9346 5 лет назад +4

      Number 4 I gotta knp

    • @towstuff571
      @towstuff571 5 лет назад +2

      Lol i tought there was hair on my phone

    • @jayrotheturtleliker9828
      @jayrotheturtleliker9828 5 лет назад +4

      I hate crabs too

  • @yousifahmad1545
    @yousifahmad1545 5 лет назад +207

    Man I’ve loved this guy since the happy hour saloon, so when I found out this was the same guy when watching the bomb threat video, it’s like when your favorite show gets rebooted but not shit

  • @shunnthedevil3388
    @shunnthedevil3388 2 года назад +15

    This is my favorite one. It makes me laugh every single time!

  • @TheGamerAtticus
    @TheGamerAtticus 2 года назад +5

    I lost my shit at 3:39
    “Eat. You have to eat to live.”

  • @Neye06
    @Neye06 5 лет назад +278

    These animations never get old the comedy is always on point keep the good work up brew stew

  • @kaiwilson4660
    @kaiwilson4660 5 лет назад +284

    E A T. YOU HAVE TO E A T TO LIVE

    • @mechanicalfruit9659
      @mechanicalfruit9659 5 лет назад +9

      King Kunai *I CAN TASTE COLORS MMMM PURPLES MY FAVORITE*

    • @skybaker18
      @skybaker18 5 лет назад +1

      You’re both wrong orange is the best

  • @dan4409
    @dan4409 3 года назад +5

    0:16 the douligo bird when I don't do my daily lessons.

  • @ronaldbooth7111
    @ronaldbooth7111 Год назад +3

    It’s kind of satisfying when Lucy rings his arm out like a wet towel😂

  • @undercircle6047
    @undercircle6047 4 года назад +321

    3:05 When You feel sick and forget to eat
    and ur mum says this..

    • @mauriciosalazar3383
      @mauriciosalazar3383 4 года назад +1

      Douthwaite Heather holy hell chill out

    • @suri_exe8117
      @suri_exe8117 4 года назад +3

      @@NikolaiAvilov4446 His comment wasnt remotely funny, not at all. But srsly dude chill tf out.

    • @kylebos6442
      @kylebos6442 4 года назад +1

      Douthwaite Heather chill bro

    • @skitsahoyofficial5228
      @skitsahoyofficial5228 4 года назад

      Logan Dunfee such a overused word You just used buddy

    • @matcha2210
      @matcha2210 3 года назад

      T

  • @noaimneeded69
    @noaimneeded69 5 лет назад +381

    1:08 I can’t stop laughing

    • @allam.16
      @allam.16 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @francisforeternity
      @francisforeternity 4 года назад +7

      Have u stopped laughing yet?

    • @noaimneeded69
      @noaimneeded69 4 года назад +5

      X IDontPassOut X kinda 😆

    • @Mangaka_Mk
      @Mangaka_Mk 4 года назад +5

      What is the coach said
      “9 what are you a wale

    • @Lone5
      @Lone5 3 года назад +3

      1:06

  • @biohacker2781
    @biohacker2781 Год назад +1

    I just discovered these videos not too long ago and holy shit.....this is amazing! I've been missing out!! But so happy to discover it. Thank you for all the laughs.

  • @koraichu
    @koraichu 2 года назад

    I've been basically binging your videos while playing games today and the "YOU NEED TO EAT TO LIVE" really got me.

  • @ChefBojack
    @ChefBojack 5 лет назад +806

    These videos never fail to make me laugh! Been watching since 2014 and it still hasn’t gotten old.

    • @glendasugwermal4592
      @glendasugwermal4592 5 лет назад +3

      Chef Bojack
      Same Here! And i think its alexclark watch his lovely videos!

    • @ChefBojack
      @ChefBojack 5 лет назад +6

      Glenda Sugwermal not a fan tbh. Alex isn’t funny, and his voice is annoying to me. I don’t know why.

    • @glendasugwermal4592
      @glendasugwermal4592 5 лет назад +2

      Chef Bojack
      Yeah i know but his story is nice to listin so ill agree with u
      But he love watch brewstew sometimes

    • @shanerodecker5529
      @shanerodecker5529 5 лет назад +2

      Where can I get that profile pic

    • @MrRtrooper56
      @MrRtrooper56 5 лет назад +1

      Chef Bojack same

  • @tonedawg7210
    @tonedawg7210 2 года назад +10

    This dude makes my day 😂😂

  • @wawazaza1785
    @wawazaza1785 5 лет назад +197

    3:38 life

    • @marklepka3093
      @marklepka3093 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah

    • @duck5660
      @duck5660 4 года назад

      EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

    • @mythicalplague1014
      @mythicalplague1014 Год назад +1

      lol

  • @LastPig1970
    @LastPig1970 2 года назад +1

    i been watching these vids for 2 days and watched over 30 vids lol i love em
    and im subbed :>

  • @cloak4718
    @cloak4718 3 года назад +3

    I love his stories so much😂

  • @hapyjoy82
    @hapyjoy82 5 лет назад +304

    I showed these videos to my friends one day. Now they’re all fans. Another great video.

  • @coryshattles4730
    @coryshattles4730 5 лет назад +195

    Jesus Christ, these are hilarious. Believe it or not your channel has made me want to start doing RUclips animations. I love the comedy you tell through life stories. Keep it up, bro!

    • @nunyabussiness87
      @nunyabussiness87 5 лет назад

      Can u post them or link then if not you’re lying

    • @finlay8781
      @finlay8781 5 лет назад

      Ilija Stankovic he's saying he wants to not that they have.

    • @gio2
      @gio2 5 лет назад

      Same I get ideas about vids every day but I dont have skill

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 4 года назад +1

      @@gio2 I think Tyler said that his animation isn't good and he used basic software to animate his early videos. Even his current upload with better software, he still uses the same animation style.
      The story def makes a difference, but I think it's his delivery and evidently, his animation style becomes iconic.
      Sometimes, it just takes a bit of something to try it out and see what happens.

    • @juant.3651
      @juant.3651 4 года назад

      @@finlay8781 one year later and this dude has pretty much only one animation on his channel

  • @martinbeckdorf4565
    @martinbeckdorf4565 3 года назад +3

    Exactly my experience when taking blood exams. Glad I am not the only wooz out there.

  • @isaacsb00tyjk
    @isaacsb00tyjk 2 года назад

    I love this guys content so much he’s so underrated.😭

  • @fastspeedy5467
    @fastspeedy5467 5 лет назад +886

    “Eat, you have to eat to live” only OG Brewstew fans will understand that quote 😂

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari 4 года назад +39

      It's in the fucking video

    • @itsnova4649
      @itsnova4649 4 года назад +8

      @@miso_to_zari Hehe

    • @renciks5610
      @renciks5610 4 года назад +3

      @@itsnova4649 hehehe

    • @legendaryzet8450
      @legendaryzet8450 4 года назад +3

      @@renciks5610 hehehehe

    • @jjmartchev
      @jjmartchev 4 года назад +4

      @@legendaryzet8450 can you tell me witch video

  • @Aidenlarscheid
    @Aidenlarscheid 4 года назад +373

    I work at Community Blood Center and this is hilarious. We go to high schools for blood drives and this is actually pretty accurate. When one goes down most of them do. It’d be so fun to draw your blood rofl

    • @nategame7346
      @nategame7346 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/SPqmgPhs6Ok/видео.html

    • @QUACKHEAD23GAMING
      @QUACKHEAD23GAMING 3 года назад +8

      VAMPIRE BE GONE BEGONE FOWL EVIL YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY BLOOD THE ONLY BLOOD IM LETTING OUT IS WHEN I FALL OE CUT MY SELF

    • @zubair-rp1ie
      @zubair-rp1ie 3 года назад +2

      @@QUACKHEAD23GAMING jeez do you need some xanax

    • @aurawraxd
      @aurawraxd 2 года назад +23

      "It'd be so fun to draw your blood" 🧛

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 2 года назад +7

      Then there's me. I love watching it and the nurses never let me. Like dude I'm fine let me watch the blood flow

  • @epik2244
    @epik2244 2 года назад +1

    Laughed uncontrollably the whole episode

  • @michellezavala1355
    @michellezavala1355 3 года назад

    What a way to wake up on a Sunday morning 🤣🤣🤣. I just love you 🤩

  • @rosettastoned5002
    @rosettastoned5002 5 лет назад +54

    That first part is so accurate lol my phone goes off at least once a day saying that my precious blood is important

  • @mehmaid5740
    @mehmaid5740 5 лет назад +371

    I work for a blood center and we all watched and shared this video! It’s so accurate 😂😂 thank you for making your videos! I’m obsessed now!!

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 4 года назад +11

      So you really do huddle up and go, "what a wuss!" About the people feeling faint?

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад +2

      So, a Juicy actually works for the American Red Cross?? :P

  • @Rystuffz
    @Rystuffz 3 года назад +3

    I love how im waking up everybody in my house because of how much im laughing

  • @AustinVTV
    @AustinVTV 2 года назад +2

    The dying E.T line killed me.

  • @esteban_osman
    @esteban_osman 5 лет назад +80

    As a humming bird, I can approve this.

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад +1

      RichEnd I dunno the feeling, I’m just a turtle. Everything’s slow.

    • @user-bb9nl3bo4u
      @user-bb9nl3bo4u 5 лет назад

      Koopa Troopa
      do you reply to every damn comment?

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад +1

      real very real Would if I could

    • @user-bb9nl3bo4u
      @user-bb9nl3bo4u 5 лет назад

      Koopa Troopa
      You're a god

    • @papertoye
      @papertoye 2 года назад

      How did a hummingbird post this comment? It's ridiculous and most likely not true.

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 5 лет назад +427

    Brewstew when you think about it if we play like 90% of your videos at the same time there would be like 100 “ALRIGHT...”s.

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 5 лет назад +5

      Infamous Swoosh he said alright before vanoss copyrighted it.

    • @Mod3435YT
      @Mod3435YT 5 лет назад +3

      ALRIGHT!!!

    • @PersonMan1
      @PersonMan1 5 лет назад +3

      cool

    • @ruv2457
      @ruv2457 3 года назад +3

      Are you the brother of brody animations and hamanations???

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh 3 года назад +1

      😲

  • @thickerconstrictor9037
    @thickerconstrictor9037 2 года назад +8

    I know exactly what this is like. The last time I got blood work done I went through this exact thing. Now bear in mind I give blood once or twice a year and I get blood work done at least once a year just for health purposes to make sure everything's good. I've literally never had a problem in my life donating blood or getting blood work done. I've never gotten sick I've never gotten lightheaded or dizzy and I've done professional wrestling for 15 years so I've had blood literally pouring out of my head all over my face. The sign of blood does not make me sick at all. But in the past when I've gotten blood work or whatever done it's usually in the morning before I've eaten but it's early. This was at 3:30 in the afternoon and I'm fucking starving and they told me I can't eat cuz they have to check my levels on an empty stomach. So they took a decent amount and I was fine and then all of a sudden I just start pouring sweat and I'm literally like seconds away from being unconscious I'm seeing spots like when you get hit in the head really hard and you're about to pass out. I thought I was going to fucking pass out I was so close. So she put a cold rag on my head like here and set me in front of the AC in about 10 minutes later I was okay but it was fucking freaky

  • @evanater13
    @evanater13 3 года назад +6

    2:55 his glasses! Where are his glasses?! He can't see without his glasses!

  • @tinayeishemusanzikwa5996
    @tinayeishemusanzikwa5996 5 лет назад +338

    0:44 im dead laughing 😁😂😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @mrslaforte11
      @mrslaforte11 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @alexlebruh8025
      @alexlebruh8025 5 лет назад +3

      Lindsay Lohan x2 XD

    • @vanessamorales5851
      @vanessamorales5851 4 года назад +1

      Bro I’m literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 4 года назад

      @@vanessamorales5851 Youre short 428 emojis

    • @fatnonce7042
      @fatnonce7042 4 года назад

      Dylan McShane 114 emojis for 500

  • @thebeanienation548
    @thebeanienation548 5 лет назад +41

    EAT. YOU GOTTA EAT TO LIIIIVE!!!

    • @elitearnott1139
      @elitearnott1139 5 лет назад +2

      TheBeanieNation lol i read this as he said it

    • @ingriddiaz1448
      @ingriddiaz1448 5 лет назад

      No joke I did too

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад

      The video that was quoted from is a video by BrewStew where he drives around a crazy lady for work. (Dunno if ya knew that. Cuz if you did, welp, this comment holds no meaning.)

    • @lisabarnes924
      @lisabarnes924 5 лет назад +1

      My favorite quote I say to my friends. XD

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад

      Crazy customer delight. Don’t know if you cared, but it’s there now. (That’s the video... Now I just sound and feel like a broken record.)

  • @Bockanator
    @Bockanator 3 года назад +1

    This made me laugh so much

  • @MikoyCreator
    @MikoyCreator 3 месяца назад

    You got me laughing my ass off watching this video. Thank you.

  • @cristoferdiaz2214
    @cristoferdiaz2214 5 лет назад +312

    Congrats on the 500k!!!

  • @jztjzt2135
    @jztjzt2135 4 года назад +90

    “You have to eat to live!” -LMAO!

    • @Jolto_Syxx
      @Jolto_Syxx 3 года назад

      @puglover 321 because it is. I bet you aren’t funny

    • @dangerking4879
      @dangerking4879 3 года назад

      What lmao mean

    • @rileykipp5219
      @rileykipp5219 2 года назад

      @@dangerking4879 laughing my ass off

  • @JDandstuffcompletelyrandom
    @JDandstuffcompletelyrandom 5 месяцев назад

    You are the king of telling stories and making nutshells!

  • @raw-kinbleachfan
    @raw-kinbleachfan 2 года назад

    Lmao. 2nd funniest video. The video about Otis. That was priceless

  • @hinerangiwaipouri6057
    @hinerangiwaipouri6057 3 года назад +130

    My coach: what is ur heart rate
    Me: tries to feel my Pulse
    Feels nothing and starts to think I'm dead
    Me:makes up a random number

    • @bennienutall7057
      @bennienutall7057 3 года назад +8

      Kind of the same for me but I listen to what someones else says then I say a number around what they said

  • @yungspidey8123
    @yungspidey8123 5 лет назад +102

    YOU HAVE TO EAT TOO LIVE I like the reference Tyler/tylerrandsroarsrex jr

  • @nickp207parlin2
    @nickp207parlin2 2 года назад

    Your the only one who can make me laugh to the point that I am dying 🤣

  • @dozerburnside1842
    @dozerburnside1842 Год назад

    brewstew is that guy who generally makes me laugh.

  • @m40s
    @m40s 5 лет назад +115

    Funniest story time youtuber! Remember build the house around the pool table!

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад

      Orbitz Xblz Remember, always get your drunk friend Taco Bell! And throw Ouji boards off of bridges, like the Jumanji game.

    • @ricktacularrick7928
      @ricktacularrick7928 5 лет назад +2

      Remember don’t be a fucking idiot, waving a weapon around in the street!!

    • @angelwayne2872
      @angelwayne2872 5 лет назад +1

      100th like

  • @Jaspervision777
    @Jaspervision777 7 месяцев назад +1

    Getting drunk watching old Brewstew episodes,hell of a Sunday.I’m not drunk enough since I didn’t miss spell any words taking shot of patron MEOW

  • @justinisabiscuit8555
    @justinisabiscuit8555 5 лет назад +106

    Your my favorite life story RUclipsr ever keep it up!

  • @wesleyswoodentreehouse6350
    @wesleyswoodentreehouse6350 3 года назад +1

    "Eat! You have to eat to live!"
    Nice throwback, Bro 👍

  • @Pauls_balls
    @Pauls_balls 3 года назад

    The joy of finding a brewstew video you haven't seen yet

  • @TheHWR
    @TheHWR 5 лет назад +192

    you just describing about feeling a pulse gives me anxiety lol
    btw congrats on 500k, ive been watching you since 30k.

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 5 лет назад +156

    We should donate blood to mosquito's to stop biting us

    • @butters3999
      @butters3999 5 лет назад +12

      FroyoHead Animation YOURE A GENIUS! :D

    • @AxelArmentaMMA
      @AxelArmentaMMA 5 лет назад +22

      but give them blood infected with aids so they all go extint

    • @thatguy5935
      @thatguy5935 5 лет назад +9

      BEAST MODE MMA what if they drink it then come to u with those aids?

    • @joeyossia2827
      @joeyossia2827 5 лет назад +1

      Haven't seen you in a while.

    • @Soobruh
      @Soobruh 5 лет назад +1

      FroyoHead Animation XD tru

  • @sugar_x1223
    @sugar_x1223 10 месяцев назад +3

    “900?!? WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING HUMMINGBIRD?!?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Victor-tl4dk
    @Victor-tl4dk 3 года назад +4

    All of this made me bearly die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 5 лет назад +91

    When you're at school and the red cross still asks for more blood donations

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 4 года назад +146

    I donated blood a lot in high school. I did it because they gave us free snacks and shirts, but best of all, I got to skip gym class afterwards

  • @AngryZombie407
    @AngryZombie407 2 года назад

    By far my most favorite video

  • @kira_death_god
    @kira_death_god 3 года назад

    I love this ! Funny asf

  • @PuffyPandaOG
    @PuffyPandaOG 5 лет назад +52

    The best storyteller of all time hands down,
    Drinking a beer and watching your videos is the best combination
    Thank you !

    • @juanalino2554
      @juanalino2554 5 лет назад +3

      Why do you have to bring that up in this video

  • @frostyvr9805
    @frostyvr9805 5 лет назад +78

    “Uuhh, 9”
    “Nine!?”
    “Nine hundred”
    Me:XD😂🤣☠️

    • @dankboi_
      @dankboi_ 4 года назад +1

      Frosty The snowman
      “nine hundred? What are you a fucking hummingbird”

  • @corrynflahaven9513
    @corrynflahaven9513 3 года назад

    loved this vid!!

  • @mr.cheese4574
    @mr.cheese4574 3 года назад

    These edits are soooooooooooo good

  • @stacy172
    @stacy172 5 лет назад +30

    YOU NEED TO EAT TO LIVE!!!🤣😂😂😂 CLASSIC

  • @KhangNguyen-vy6dc
    @KhangNguyen-vy6dc 5 лет назад +81

    Loving the uploads !! Support from Vietnam 🇻🇳!

    • @ftresha
      @ftresha 5 лет назад +1

      Support from wakanda

    • @stealthysorange9098
      @stealthysorange9098 5 лет назад +1

      Support from The USA 🇺🇸

    • @jonathanrequena4361
      @jonathanrequena4361 5 лет назад +1

      When i first read that i though it said auppourt for vietnam man what is wrong with me

    • @biggyc755
      @biggyc755 5 лет назад +1

      Support from Sucondese

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 5 лет назад +1

      iPlate Designed by Apple in California support from

  • @qrokillgaming2599
    @qrokillgaming2599 Год назад

    Your videos are just the best

  • @laynemcmanaway9736
    @laynemcmanaway9736 Год назад +9

    I’ve watched every video and I always laugh at it they’re all super funny keep it up

  • @Stuntman2304
    @Stuntman2304 4 года назад +37

    I laughed harder during this than I did during the airsoft video 😂
    I have a great blood donation story.
    It involves my ex gf, my dad having a heart attack, a motorcycle accident, Walmart, a couple of ice cold Mountain Dew’s, the Red Cross, and a couple of hot young nurses and phlebotomists. 😂

    • @Martypuppet
      @Martypuppet 2 года назад +1

      what's the story

    • @hannahhuhn9001
      @hannahhuhn9001 2 года назад +1

      Bro you can’t put all those tags and not post a story!!

    • @minceraft.
      @minceraft. Год назад +1

      give it, i don't care if it's been 2 years

  • @Sheckerr
    @Sheckerr 5 лет назад +202

    Started watching you 2 days ago!! I watched all ur videos!!

  • @hereticpariah6_66
    @hereticpariah6_66 2 месяца назад

    Always that _one line_ in a Brewstew that makes me spit my coffee or something and have to back it up to catch the Full joke! 😂😂😂

  • @Globaglog8
    @Globaglog8 2 года назад

    I was watching this at 10:00 at night( cuz I cant sleep ) trying SO hard not to laugh. I was suffocating holding my breath trying not to laugh. This was so funny, lol

  • @SwarmOfRats10
    @SwarmOfRats10 5 лет назад +75

    Everytime i watch this video i cant stop laughing, 10/10

    • @lilgiddy983
      @lilgiddy983 5 лет назад +1

      Im Dirty Dan lol same
      I’m an animator by the way just putting it out there

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад +1

      Normie

    • @claireweber9289
      @claireweber9289 3 года назад

      I was the 69th like lol

  • @TankBank
    @TankBank 5 лет назад +64

    300 days since last donation, pay up!!

    • @__sno__3820
      @__sno__3820 5 лет назад +3

      Tank Bank or we'll kill your dog

    • @sami2351
      @sami2351 5 лет назад

      PIGEON MAN the we will use that blood

  • @ed_1969
    @ed_1969 Год назад

    This has to be my favorite episode 😅😂

  • @ethanreynolds4942
    @ethanreynolds4942 2 года назад

    Eat! You have to eat to live!!!! Yesssss. Im so happy that joke came back.

  • @octaviog9059
    @octaviog9059 5 лет назад +122

    "I need to eat to live" - Crazy Customer delight video
    "You need to eat to live" - this video
    What a crossover

  • @colemurphy7034
    @colemurphy7034 5 лет назад +24

    Trust me your not a wuss just listening to this video almost made me pass out.
    Worth it

    • @eoinmccormack690
      @eoinmccormack690 5 лет назад

      ColeVision same fuck me

    • @workdog5
      @workdog5 5 лет назад

      Same!

    • @colemurphy7034
      @colemurphy7034 5 лет назад

      yee- tastic stopped watching halfway through cause I almost passed out xD watched the rest after so worth it though lel

  • @FTMN420
    @FTMN420 Год назад

    this is probably the best episode🤣

  • @kevinb7551
    @kevinb7551 2 года назад

    blood donation ad after the video! priceless

  • @bush8906
    @bush8906 5 лет назад +32

    Honestly, I just found just channel and I’m lovin it.

    • @captainducker175
      @captainducker175 5 лет назад +1

      binge watch all his videos u will love it more

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 5 лет назад

      I dunno how I found this channel, but I’m glad I did!
      I’ve watched SO many of these videos, I might have seen them all by now. Don’t quote me on that...

  • @gbtrz8761
    @gbtrz8761 5 лет назад +83

    You need to eat. You need to eat. To live. *starts spitting and giggling*

    • @eeveemcthing2639
      @eeveemcthing2639 5 лет назад +2

      dhaus09 you have to eat to keep your steangth up
      -big smoke

    • @user-id1tt8xc9h
      @user-id1tt8xc9h 5 лет назад

      dhaus09 great reference

    • @hiimaminor6814
      @hiimaminor6814 5 лет назад

      dhaus09 that was a good episode

    • @erebus5458
      @erebus5458 5 лет назад

      .. whats so funny? NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS

  • @Joemama-tp5ft
    @Joemama-tp5ft 2 года назад +3

    "you better be there or we're going to come to your house and slash your tires"

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys 3 года назад +4

    "You better be there or going to come to your house and slash your tires."

  • @chiefmaggot360
    @chiefmaggot360 5 лет назад +23

    E A T T O L I V E