no no no, both of her parents are Chinese MSS, they were supposed to create the perfect anti-American spy but the CIA intervened to ensure Dizzy came out our beloved girlboss turned girlfailure
She managed to dodge all those genes ... she isn't a maneater, nor a martial artist and barely speaks languages. Yet she is my lamioshi, and I couldn't love her more.
The more Dizzy reveals about her past, the more Im being drawn to her. Imagine having God tier parents then you turn out run of the mill, mundane…. Average……
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bug mom: maneater
bug father: cia agent past his prime
dizzy:
Peak women
no no no, both of her parents are Chinese MSS, they were supposed to create the perfect anti-American spy but the CIA intervened to ensure Dizzy came out our beloved girlboss turned girlfailure
She managed to dodge all those genes ... she isn't a maneater, nor a martial artist and barely speaks languages. Yet she is my lamioshi, and I couldn't love her more.
Makes you wonder why she's so fascinated with eugenics when she's living proof against it.
bugsis stole the rizz genes, unfortunately
@@ab2aasd She stole a lot more than that, poor Dizzy.
Sounds like Dizzy got her looks from her mom but inherited her dad's personality. And that was probably for the best.
You know it's real when there's immigrant on immigrant racism!
Dizzy’s dad sounds like a Hong Kong stunt actor. Proficient in marital arts and a great deal of lifetime injuries? Checks out
That or a member of the Chinese intelligence bureau that lives in Canada
Where did the genetics go?! You would think Dizzy just spawned in like a minecraft character and bugparents just found her.
Bro her dad sounds like a mentor character you'd see in an anime or game
At least we understand why Dizzy's working for the coffee company now: daddy _needs_ that consistant caffeine pipeline.
"Daddy"
Hello zoomer.
...and Dizzy Dokuro, their daughter, sells gfe to lonely men online...🤣🤣😭😭
The more Dizzy reveals about her past, the more Im being drawn to her. Imagine having God tier parents then you turn out run of the mill, mundane…. Average……
There are two things about her that are well above average.
Dizzy really cracked herself up with that one
was not expecting that ending
Dizzy's parents sound really cool.
dokodad sounds based
She needs to not say daddy like that anymore 🥵
nah, she NEEDS to say it more! 🥵
By all of that info she mentioned I think I know who she is...
Like irl?
@wes9987 maybe
Schizo
Good on you. Don't spread it around pls
Yeah, she is my wife.