ULTRAKILL But Hell is Empty and V1 speaks

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2023
  • this took way too long to make
    Credits to ‪@denadeniil1567‬who inspired me to make this, ‪@Tipsy--Turvy‬ for the banana man AI cover used at 2-4 and Gravity_B on Twitter for the art used in the thumbnail.

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  • @tadim2699
    @tadim2699 6 месяцев назад +3042

    MANKIND IS ALIVE.
    BLOOD IS FUEL.
    HELL IS EMPTY.

    • @San_1942_donotask
      @San_1942_donotask 6 месяцев назад +248

      Well, time to do it all again on the surface

    • @blamgit
      @blamgit 6 месяцев назад +1

      BLOOD IS POISON

    • @Ivoryx7502
      @Ivoryx7502 6 месяцев назад +183

      @@San_1942_donotask man I can't wait to see what 10-5 // JAIL is like

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill 6 месяцев назад +96

      @@Ivoryx7502the boss is the warden. Hes not threatening or harmful, he sleeps and has a huge ring of keys on him

    • @eepyguy31
      @eepyguy31 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@ChillyUltraKillpicking up a key starts the fight

  • @MinosPrime...
    @MinosPrime... 6 месяцев назад +3645

    What’s funny is that it’s confirmed that the cerburi statues are actually sentient, but choose not to attack you simply because why not.

    • @klee791.
      @klee791.  6 месяцев назад +595

      💀💀Oh my god that really does make it funnier

    • @MinosPrime...
      @MinosPrime... 6 месяцев назад +109

      @@klee791. Indeed

    • @Shy_002
      @Shy_002 6 месяцев назад +153

      they chose not to leave hell with the others

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 6 месяцев назад +159

      they just takin a break, Gabriel was giving them shit.

    • @R.BChefOfDistrict23
      @R.BChefOfDistrict23 6 месяцев назад +186

      im now convinced everyone is hiding from V1 as a prank in unfound secret areas

  • @BanOvil_schlong
    @BanOvil_schlong 6 месяцев назад +1624

    rare footage of Hell as an intelligent super organism trolling V1 by making him go back to the beggining with no enemies

    • @BARKofficial
      @BARKofficial 6 месяцев назад +37

      I wonder how Hell did it? Trolling V1.

    • @endobro-ym9vv
      @endobro-ym9vv 6 месяцев назад +19

      He just did a big loop but as soon as he gets to act 3 is buisness as usual

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 6 месяцев назад +23

      Nah everyone gathered at the prime santuctums to troll v1 and then blame Gabriel for it

    • @CallsignAegis
      @CallsignAegis 4 месяца назад +3

      @@yardenar2717I wonder how Minos and Sisyphus and the 3rd ones reaction is.

    • @KirboDude
      @KirboDude 2 месяца назад +2

      Rare Footage Of Caseoh Reaching Hell For A Snack

  • @Shacklish
    @Shacklish 6 месяцев назад +754

    "Machine, turn back now. Nobody is fucking here. Turn back, or else you will be lonely."
    - Gabriel (probably)

    • @TheManWithNoCreativeName
      @TheManWithNoCreativeName 4 месяца назад +11

      but Gabriel is there so

    • @goober130
      @goober130 2 месяца назад +48

      @@TheManWithNoCreativeName nah he's speaking from heaven using a speaker

    • @cloudy7263
      @cloudy7263 2 месяца назад +40

      MACHINE. TURN BACK NOW. THE RED ONE BEAT YOU TO IT. NO ONE IS FUCKING HERE.

    • @KirboDude
      @KirboDude 2 месяца назад +6

      caseoh ate them all 💀

    • @wafrong
      @wafrong Месяц назад

      machine turn back now nobody is fucking here tthat shit only happenes in the lust layer

  • @user-hf6ej2sv6c
    @user-hf6ej2sv6c 6 месяцев назад +1143

    One must imagine every enemy waiting for V1 on the Treachery Layer just to surprise him with a party for his Birthday

    • @fizzingsodaa
      @fizzingsodaa 6 месяцев назад +112

      then he proceeds to commit a mass genocide out of rage (and for blood)

    • @intercontinentalballisticben
      @intercontinentalballisticben 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@fizzingsodaa nah they got him a blood bank for his birthday

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +15

      A blood cake​@@intercontinentalballisticben

    • @no...u
      @no...u 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@segadoeswhatnintendont A really big blood orb
      +3,000,000 health

    • @meramimint
      @meramimint 4 месяца назад +2

      good ending

  • @PanqueXino
    @PanqueXino 6 месяцев назад +2274

    huge props for this man for recording an entire playthrough of ultrakill fooling around when there is no enemies

    • @klee791.
      @klee791.  6 месяцев назад +256

      haha I wouldnt say entire, I was planning on doing P-1 and P-2 but I had no ideas

    • @Endman115
      @Endman115 6 месяцев назад +106

      Just have everyone from the layers gathered in the prime sanctums as a prank for v1 and make them blame gabriel for it

    • @Tottally-real-demoman_fixtf2
      @Tottally-real-demoman_fixtf2 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Endman115 good idea

    • @TheManDude
      @TheManDude 6 месяцев назад +10

      @samuvillamizar5145Guess they didn’t really mean it when they said they’d be loving him night and day.

    • @sticktaledavid3244
      @sticktaledavid3244 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheManDude guess they were foolin’…

  • @patiodoorman
    @patiodoorman 6 месяцев назад +1472

    imagine at the end of ultrakill you have to walk the entire way back and look at everything you've done

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 6 месяцев назад +160

      that would be kinda cool tho...

    • @honeybell4403
      @honeybell4403 6 месяцев назад +354

      Slowly losing power because there is no more fuel to sustain you, walking back through the eerily empty rings as the light fades away

    • @R.BChefOfDistrict23
      @R.BChefOfDistrict23 6 месяцев назад +141

      ultrahotline

    • @ultraflopp2802
      @ultraflopp2802 6 месяцев назад +91

      @@honeybell4403also the blood sources like everywhere:

    • @DanielWhocares
      @DanielWhocares 6 месяцев назад +39

      ultrapeak fiction

  • @ElemenTerra1
    @ElemenTerra1 6 месяцев назад +533

    44:42
    V1: "For f**ks sake, all hope is lost. I am going to die."
    Score screen: S A D

    • @Memelord_Supreme26
      @Memelord_Supreme26 6 месяцев назад +23

      And this is why ultrakill is an amazing game

    • @ItWasNiceWithGeoTube
      @ItWasNiceWithGeoTube 2 месяца назад +10

      the screen really went womp womp

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 Месяц назад +3

      @@ItWasNiceWithGeoTube Hell terminal: +L +didn't ask +ratio

  • @platinumchromee3191
    @platinumchromee3191 6 месяцев назад +707

    V1 is very late to the party.
    The whole place is cleaned up after everybody Ultrakilled eachother.

    • @eric_pain.
      @eric_pain. 3 месяца назад +3

      when terraria platinum bar:

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 14 дней назад

      It missed the Last Last Supper.

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray 6 месяцев назад +200

    Mankind is… somewhere?
    Hell is… empty?
    Blood is… optional?

    • @10_Cannonballs_In_Your_Yard
      @10_Cannonballs_In_Your_Yard 5 месяцев назад +20

      Mental sanity is... surely gone...

    • @ItsAfterlife.
      @ItsAfterlife. 5 месяцев назад +22

      Mankind has abandoned us...
      Blood is depleted...
      Hell is gone...

    • @waffles245
      @waffles245 Месяц назад

      mankind is DEAD
      hell is DEAD
      blood is FUEL
      you are DEAD

  • @xxxSaiyan228
    @xxxSaiyan228 6 месяцев назад +917

    Well it's either that V1 already killed everyone, or
    Hell has found a new way to abuse V1 for its own entertainment. Probably both

    • @Yyzux
      @Yyzux 6 месяцев назад +75

      Maybe V2 already ultrakilled everyone.

    • @xxxSaiyan228
      @xxxSaiyan228 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@Yyzux might also be a possibility

    • @catseer1299
      @catseer1299 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@Yyzuxno v2 sucks at ultrakilling

    • @Last1692
      @Last1692 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@catseer1299dont u see the "Disable enemies spawning"?

    • @catseer1299
      @catseer1299 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@Last1692 idk what your talking about there isn’t any “disable enemy’s” thing

  • @s_gren9981
    @s_gren9981 6 месяцев назад +384

    "A spare gun doesn't hurt anybody, right?"
    V1 that's the whole point of a spare gun
    To hurt somebody

    • @ultraflopp2802
      @ultraflopp2802 6 месяцев назад +26

      I think that was the irony. There. is. nobody.

    • @s_gren9981
      @s_gren9981 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@ultraflopp2802 heh

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 5 месяцев назад

      Is he stupid?

  • @gdtyphoon4779
    @gdtyphoon4779 6 месяцев назад +229

    V1 went through all stages of grief.

  • @BootlegTerminator
    @BootlegTerminator 6 месяцев назад +380

    Ultrakill but the enemies grew an actual brain and avoided fighting V1.

  • @NotSoCalmWeather
    @NotSoCalmWeather 6 месяцев назад +288

    POV: Gabriel accepted Minos' proposal

  • @Unprofessional_furry
    @Unprofessional_furry 6 месяцев назад +191

    Bro took “I have no enemies” to a whole new level💀

  • @demitrischoenwald1436
    @demitrischoenwald1436 6 месяцев назад +512

    I can imagine a surprise voice coming in, replacing Gabriel's.
    "Machine, I know you're here. I can feel your presence even in this hollow prison. There is nothing to be found in this place anymore. Mankind is gone, the blood is dried up, and Hell is empty. There is nothing for you here. Leave, while you still can. But perhaps you are like me, and you cannot leave. If that is so, then come find me in the depths. I am all that remains."
    Just this spooky moment of oh shit someone is still watching you.

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins 6 месяцев назад +80

      v1: *omg a buddy i must come see him*

    • @an-average-box
      @an-average-box 6 месяцев назад +71

      Honestly I imagine it'd be either god or hell itself asking for v1 to finally kill it as everything is dead and its so bored it just wants death

    • @randompersonyoudontknow5763
      @randompersonyoudontknow5763 6 месяцев назад

      Then they commit say gax

    • @Null-iq5rj
      @Null-iq5rj 5 месяцев назад +21

      bossfight be like "...so, how have you been?"

    • @funny_ultrakill_robot
      @funny_ultrakill_robot 5 месяцев назад +3

      Mankind is not dying,*

  • @TheXell
    @TheXell 6 месяцев назад +94

    Mankind is forgotten
    All blood has been spilt
    Hell is empty

  • @pudimshogun
    @pudimshogun 6 месяцев назад +139

    Minos corpse wanted to say hi but the pills took him out real quick

  • @theap0killyp1k2
    @theap0killyp1k2 6 месяцев назад +134

    And so, V1 wanders Hell, losing not only power, but his mind as well. Eventually, when his time is about to come, he notices that enemy spawns is disabled at the top right of his HUD, and curses the player for letting him endure such agony till the very end.

  • @januszpolak254
    @januszpolak254 6 месяцев назад +171

    Ok, but can we talk about how creepy Ultrakill is without enemies and soundtrack ? If not for plushies and goofy V1 it would legit be horror game. Especially Prelude.

    • @hollowboy5899
      @hollowboy5899 5 месяцев назад +18

      Add the wicked creature as a random event in some levels and there you have it

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 5 месяцев назад +14

      Actually the idea of an Ultrakill mode where you only have a fist and something wicked appears sometimes would be scary

  • @nido1047
    @nido1047 6 месяцев назад +148

    Ultrakill but v1 has dementia and he forgot that he already killed everyone

    • @eternadash
      @eternadash 2 месяца назад +1

      I Was Thinkin That Lol

    • @theplade2987
      @theplade2987 Месяц назад +1

      His memory got wiped fr fr

  • @dudledot
    @dudledot 6 месяцев назад +74

    26:25 honestly I was hoping Gabriel’s speech would still be here so v1 could be like “I genuinely didn’t do it this time”

  • @poodloo2180
    @poodloo2180 6 месяцев назад +378

    at 41:57, V1 hallucinates a soldier in the room for like 1 frame. He’s losing it.

    • @ink-mq3ie
      @ink-mq3ie 6 месяцев назад +30

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT

    • @Zackalibur
      @Zackalibur 6 месяцев назад +8

      HOLY YOUR RIGHT HOLY SHI

    • @codebox.O_o
      @codebox.O_o 6 месяцев назад +37

      It's 41:56

    • @canadianmagpie2053
      @canadianmagpie2053 6 месяцев назад +17

      V1 is either being haunted or the lack of blood is making him hallucinate

    • @shiandysiewanto1281
      @shiandysiewanto1281 4 месяца назад

      ​@canadianmagpie2053 he's lacking of blood make him ded

  • @mediocreweirdo
    @mediocreweirdo 6 месяцев назад +248

    wait until v1 realizes he could just press "p" for the spawner arm

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab 6 месяцев назад +9

      The spawner arm isn't enabled

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@SunshowerWonderlablook at top right

    • @Shy_002
      @Shy_002 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@SunshowerWonderlabp is the hotkey to enable it

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 6 месяцев назад +13

      The p key on his internal keyboard is broken

    • @Mr.PenisTheSecondOne
      @Mr.PenisTheSecondOne 2 месяца назад +1

      𝐕𝟏 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 💀

  • @drintrovert4564
    @drintrovert4564 6 месяцев назад +89

    i like how genuinely repulsed v1 is at 1:02:33 by the trees. after hearing them scream in agony, anyone would be just as repulsed and afraid

  • @mrgamerfloppa5898
    @mrgamerfloppa5898 6 месяцев назад +71

    V3 entering hell

  • @Peplik124
    @Peplik124 6 месяцев назад +163

    Its so sad that V1 has to turn into a weeb cuz plushies are the only things that keep him company

  • @danahuman
    @danahuman 6 месяцев назад +232

    22:22 "You know what? Im not in the mood to be cool."
    Aw god.. This line almost made me cry

    • @betprolol3
      @betprolol3 6 месяцев назад +14

      and then a few seconds later
      banana

    • @mohammeda4872
      @mohammeda4872 5 месяцев назад +2

      konata wit dat blunt

    • @danahuman
      @danahuman 5 месяцев назад

      @@mohammeda4872 Yes.

  • @istolethispfpfromreddit
    @istolethispfpfromreddit 6 месяцев назад +398

    I was hoping for Gabriel to make his usual dialogue, then scream “BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!” only to vanish instantly and say “May your woes be many, and your days few”

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 6 месяцев назад +39

      No, he walks a few steps forwards, then gives up immediately after ONE attack.

    • @Someone_s_nick2
      @Someone_s_nick2 6 месяцев назад +9

      Nah ,that would be accualy good for him (except a days few). By hqving many enemies he would have a large ammound of fuel

    • @funny_ultrakill_robot
      @funny_ultrakill_robot 5 месяцев назад

      Gabriel would say, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!" one second later, "ENOUGH!" point zero two three seconds later, "blah, blah, blah, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!" Half a second later, "May your woes be many, and your days few.

    • @patriciasilviacruznascimen4032
      @patriciasilviacruznascimen4032 3 месяца назад

      Days few bcz v1 will die out of blood​@@Someone_s_nick2

    • @Grimmmmy-boy
      @Grimmmmy-boy 16 дней назад

      “May your L’s be many, and your bitches, few” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @CDCRelay780
    @CDCRelay780 6 месяцев назад +89

    At around 41:56 Theres a split second you can see a soldier, V1 is having Blood withdraw hallucinations
    edit: Replaced Optic with Blood Withdraw

  • @TruxySSJ
    @TruxySSJ 6 месяцев назад +501

    Bro this is so... depressing. Give V1 a hug, please. He doesn't want to even fight anymore, he just wants a buddy

  • @Derpixied
    @Derpixied 6 месяцев назад +334

    Man this reminds me of those old gameplay videos that use video game character voicelines for commentary! You did a good job man!

    • @huji113
      @huji113 6 месяцев назад +5

      flashbacked me to Freeman's mind videos

  • @eateat2316
    @eateat2316 6 месяцев назад +89

    v1 hallucinates about enemies 41:56

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 6 месяцев назад +101

    The fact that disabling enemy spawns even gets rid of the troll mannequins you cant fight...

    • @retro1467
      @retro1467 6 месяцев назад +4

      Holy shit

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 5 месяцев назад +1

      Something is wrong

  • @PackRodent7
    @PackRodent7 6 месяцев назад +299

    Imagine ultrakill was just like this. like theres no enemies coded into the game or anything but theres a whack ass amount of sick mechanics

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 6 месяцев назад +50

      "Why can i parry if there's nothing to parry??????"

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 6 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah it could be like mirrors edge, but if anything the intense combat is what I’m interested in the game for mainly, plus the story is pretty interesting too.

    • @Sepoipaping
      @Sepoipaping 6 месяцев назад +14

      Ultrastroll moment

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 5 месяцев назад

      Since the enemy spawner is still here well that wouldn't be much of a loss but still a weird idea

  • @thesillyman748
    @thesillyman748 2 месяца назад +19

    MANKIND IS MISSING
    BLOOD IS LIMITED
    HELL IS EMPTY

  • @persivle9
    @persivle9 6 месяцев назад +48

    War machine rehabilitation program log: entry four
    Isolation treatment in a simulated environment has yielded paradoxical results. While conventional understanding was that a machine designed to kill would develop increasing desire to kill in absence of violent stimuli, these results show a decrease in violent desires and an increase in social behavior. It's unclear if this is a result of the unique disposition of the v1 line or if this will have widely applicable uses in rehabilitation. If the v2 results are good we can say for certain that these machines can be integrated into a peaceful society.

  • @h0up524
    @h0up524 6 месяцев назад +46

    When Hell is empty and V1 doesn't have blood:
    My battery's getting low
    It'll soon be my time to go
    My screen is cracked and I can't see
    But i still hope you're listening

    • @johannesbasil
      @johannesbasil 2 месяца назад +1

      Okay that’s depressing for our dear beloved blue gopro

  • @Totally_a_sock
    @Totally_a_sock 6 месяцев назад +343

    Ultrakill but no one came

    • @Crazedave2
      @Crazedave2 6 месяцев назад +55

      But nobody came, the machine had in fact already killed everything that could be killed, leaving nothing but the memories of encounters, yet none living.
      Nobody is there anymore, the machine has long anihilated all

    • @ReyHunter
      @ReyHunter 6 месяцев назад +20

      🤨

    • @Someone_s_nick2
      @Someone_s_nick2 6 месяцев назад +20

      But nobody came. Boy ,what a shame!

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +15

      John ultrakill begged for blood, but nobody came

    • @duckified.
      @duckified. 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@ReyHunteryou're an actual child. it's an undertale reference. fix yourself

  • @arushamshafeeq9428
    @arushamshafeeq9428 6 месяцев назад +133

    Plot twist: they are all waiting for him at the end of treachery for his surprise party

    • @ultraflopp2802
      @ultraflopp2802 6 месяцев назад +21

      *in sandbox (tbh it would be cool to make such a video but with way more schizophrenic interactions with plushies, a mental breakdown of a machine and then in the end he will attempt to self terminate which will actually result in him waking up in sandbox to find out about secret birthday party, I think that to suit this thing the video shall be made on Ultrakill 5 years anniversary)

  • @ToxicSoul03
    @ToxicSoul03 6 месяцев назад +96

    I was hoping the only enemy in the game would be Cancerous Rodent.

  • @LeRealMilk
    @LeRealMilk 6 месяцев назад +113

    It was Filth #12434's 7th birthday, he invited everyone including v1 but was sad when he didn't show up

    • @Yuckycoffeegrinds
      @Yuckycoffeegrinds 2 месяца назад +7

      V1 didn’t pay his cellular data bill so he didn’t get the email invite

    • @RyanAlpha
      @RyanAlpha Месяц назад +2

      happy birthday Filth #12434!!!!

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 9 дней назад

      I missed the party

  • @theveranlocked_tvl
    @theveranlocked_tvl 6 месяцев назад +111

    0:05 - Prelude
    Act 1:
    8:01 - Limbo
    15:20 - Lust
    24:07 - Gluttony
    Act 2:
    28:12 - Greed
    36:37 - Wrath
    44:50 - Heresy
    Act 3:
    51:45 - Violence

  • @Cosoco99
    @Cosoco99 6 месяцев назад +28

    honestly the lone stalker in 4-3 understands instead he has a canister and a sand castle

  • @I_dontk
    @I_dontk 6 месяцев назад +40

    Its just a burning memory

    • @klee791.
      @klee791.  6 месяцев назад +12

      literally burning 💀

    • @I_dontk
      @I_dontk 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@klee791. oh ye he is in hell

  • @RavioliRamen
    @RavioliRamen 6 месяцев назад +29

    Damn Gabriel really meant it when he said “May your woes be many”

  • @Simplicity223
    @Simplicity223 2 месяца назад +3

    “Mankind is thriving”
    “Diesel is fuel”
    “Hell is empty”

  • @A_Random_Guy655
    @A_Random_Guy655 6 месяцев назад +106

    V1 sadly killed everyone, and thinks that he will see all the enemies again, sad...

  • @Microwaved_toprat
    @Microwaved_toprat 6 месяцев назад +49

    that "no please i dont want to lose other buddy" showed V1 already is losing his shit early on.also nice banana man cover use on the lust layer

  • @fongjasper8206
    @fongjasper8206 6 месяцев назад +115

    Ultrakill but everyone is on hiatus/going on holiday.V1 wasn't notified so he's wandering set wondering where everyone went

    • @orangetabby7122
      @orangetabby7122 6 месяцев назад +11

      They're celebrating 'no V1' day.

    • @fongjasper8206
      @fongjasper8206 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@orangetabby7122 earthmovers just dueling with his homies, Cerberus is vibing with their homies, sentries are beeping in peace and are shooting ceramic discs tossed by a sword machine. V2 and the 2 prime souls, as well as Gabriel and the ferryman and the other bosses are discussing plans to fuck over V1. Gutter tank and men are roleplaying WW1

    • @fongjasper8206
      @fongjasper8206 6 месяцев назад +16

      And the street cleaners are holding a bqq for the fodder, mannequins are holding a fashion show. Schisms are learning how to aim from both the soilders

    • @gmdtungsten
      @gmdtungsten 6 месяцев назад

      @@fongjasper8206maurices are vibing

    • @daktotathecolossus7404
      @daktotathecolossus7404 6 месяцев назад

      @@fongjasper8206wholesome

  • @Ch1ckensTrueInsanity.
    @Ch1ckensTrueInsanity. 6 месяцев назад +30

    V1 : *wanders trough all layers and cant find anyone*
    the secret bosses : are we really that irrelevent?
    the stalker making a sand castle : I exist you know?
    the snoring filth : *snoring intensifies*

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 5 месяцев назад +5

      The cerberi statues: lmao look at this guy

    • @dumbvillage9253
      @dumbvillage9253 4 месяца назад +1

      Stalkers don't bleed tho

    • @Ch1ckensTrueInsanity.
      @Ch1ckensTrueInsanity. 4 месяца назад +2

      buddy, he said he wants company. not blood, he could just go to heresy and soak in the blood fountains

  • @absoultethings4213
    @absoultethings4213 6 месяцев назад +52

    I wish there was a normal ultrakill playthrough but v1 could speak

  • @dudenamedzelda3179
    @dudenamedzelda3179 6 месяцев назад +26

    V1 was so desperate he would've even settled for Cancer Mouse.

  • @ElBanersin
    @ElBanersin 6 месяцев назад +36

    Ultrakill but V1 got depression.

  • @ooftime2557
    @ooftime2557 2 месяца назад +9

    This, "ULTRAKILL Act 1 but V1 isn't really feeling it today" and "ULTRAKILL Act 2 but V1 just wants something to go his way for once" are all now considered by me as the three ultrakill movies
    Or in other words i absolutely love this, this entire video is just beatifully done

  • @Ivoryx7502
    @Ivoryx7502 6 месяцев назад +25

    Ultrakill just straight up turned into a single-player adventure game with the snap of a finger 💀

  • @tippetytap9437
    @tippetytap9437 6 месяцев назад +41

    POV, Ultrakill fully comes out and when you beat the game you get to play through the “lore-accurate” version from the start again as a lil side thing, and this is it.

    • @dachemistofx1667
      @dachemistofx1667 15 дней назад +1

      Wonder how is this the lore accurate one, did everyone leave or did machines already wipe out hell

    • @tippetytap9437
      @tippetytap9437 15 дней назад +1

      @@dachemistofx1667 it’s lore accurate because your going through hell a second time after playing the game, to see what your rampage has done to the place

    • @dachemistofx1667
      @dachemistofx1667 15 дней назад

      @@tippetytap9437 I see

  • @kaansu8207
    @kaansu8207 6 месяцев назад +27

    after act 3 comes out everyone in 9-2 shows up and celebrates v1's birthday or something

  • @theboyfriendfromfnfreal
    @theboyfriendfromfnfreal 6 месяцев назад +12

    In 1-4 you can hear v2's sound when he leaves, so he just left as soon as v1 entered lol.

  • @walter_white994
    @walter_white994 6 месяцев назад +42

    Ultrakill but hakita didn't had budget for the enemies

    • @WarthogCR12
      @WarthogCR12 5 месяцев назад +1

      “Budget Cuts” - BFDI Speaker Box

  • @azayadler8332
    @azayadler8332 6 месяцев назад +23

    this is if V2 actually did V1’s job well

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 6 месяцев назад +41

    This is…
    Depressing to say the least.
    Also, on an unrelated note, I need a full version of V1 singing the banana man song

    • @klee791.
      @klee791.  6 месяцев назад +3

      Search up V1 banana man AI cover.

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@klee791. I FOUND IT

  • @averageyoutubehandle497
    @averageyoutubehandle497 6 месяцев назад +50

    Good video, this kind of feels like what v1 would say if he could speak and hell was empty.

  • @rawloud4704
    @rawloud4704 6 месяцев назад +116

    V1 Took his Schizo Meds Today.

    • @TemnotaVoronya1243
      @TemnotaVoronya1243 6 месяцев назад +37

      This video IS him taking his Schizo Pills

    • @rawloud4704
      @rawloud4704 4 месяца назад

      @@TemnotaVoronya1243 mb im a dumbass

  • @Wink_Welovepj4
    @Wink_Welovepj4 6 месяцев назад +90

    this aint ultrakill, this is ultra

  • @crimtaineCUS
    @crimtaineCUS 6 месяцев назад +27

    when you do a victory lap only to realize the permanency of your actions

  • @foxdreemurr9356
    @foxdreemurr9356 6 месяцев назад +20

    V1 after completing ULTRAKILL:

  • @DJTRM
    @DJTRM 3 месяца назад +6

    and thy punishment... is LONELINESS

  • @L1ghtWolfGaming
    @L1ghtWolfGaming 6 месяцев назад +26

    Having just played through the game myself, there’s something so… unnerving and depressing about this… like it feels like the game glitched or something has gone terribly wrong before v1 could even arrive… seeing v1 also just so depressed is… genuinely upsetting for some reason too…

  • @GEMV_Entertainment
    @GEMV_Entertainment 6 месяцев назад +21

    The demons were tired of V1 kicking their ass so they left him to be alone

  • @mikhaelsamatov
    @mikhaelsamatov 2 месяца назад +3

    the fact that the corpse of king minos was seen but he just decided to go away at 2-4 from V1 gives us the reason why we didnt had minos prime boss battle either

  • @lovely-stoner-catto
    @lovely-stoner-catto 4 месяца назад +8

    my only thoughts are voiced by V1 now, my voice mentally is only V1 and I can't stop lmao.

  • @elegy5727
    @elegy5727 4 месяца назад +5

    Silly V1, he can't see in his HUD that the enemy spawns are disabled.

  • @thespy3081
    @thespy3081 6 месяцев назад +14

    21:40 is the best part of the video

  • @GrimMcGrimmer
    @GrimMcGrimmer 6 месяцев назад +20

    I like how v1 has this sort of arc at the start where hes just confused and them bam depression
    also I think It would have been kinda funny if he went over to the mirage secret but you just edit mirage out

  • @FutileStruggleofaBoulder
    @FutileStruggleofaBoulder 4 месяца назад +9

    When you think about it, this could be canon considering how V1 talked to himself while chasing V2, not to mention that V2 is fully capable of creating some sort of noise

  • @Yourlocaldayingrey
    @Yourlocaldayingrey 4 месяца назад +7

    I just imagine him finding a note saying: "My rival V1, Gabriel, Minos, and sisphyus decided that we were tired of always being killed by you. Wether it was for a P-rank or one of your stupid speedruns. It's official, it's over V1. We have all went to heaven without you, as the angelic council decided that we were all allowed too. Goodbye, old friend." -V2

  • @fishgud22
    @fishgud22 6 месяцев назад +83

    I noticed that V1 hasn't said "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" anywhere except at the start, now that's sad.
    And im like halfway through

    • @no...u
      @no...u 4 месяца назад +2

      He's too +Enraged about his loneliness to say 'weeeeee'

    • @Loolilol
      @Loolilol 3 месяца назад +1

      He does it a bit into 4-1 but its still depressing

  • @MysterySuperhero-wy5gv
    @MysterySuperhero-wy5gv Месяц назад +2

    "You've killed all of hell. Mankind is still dead. You feel nothing, yet you still feel the sensation of loneliness. Was it for good? Or was it for other reasons? Nothing matters. You are alone. Forever. Alone."

  • @mr.shapka228
    @mr.shapka228 6 месяцев назад +10

    Meanwhile everyone on Gabriel's birthday: 🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳

  • @nt33938
    @nt33938 6 месяцев назад +10

    HELL IS EMPTY
    BLOOD IS NO MORE
    THE FIRE IS GONE

  • @adelinyoungmark1929
    @adelinyoungmark1929 6 месяцев назад +8

    this is V1's own personal hell

  • @gay__steak
    @gay__steak 6 месяцев назад +9

    plot twist: they’re waiting in 8-1 to give V1 a surprise birthday party

  • @yalesb2364
    @yalesb2364 6 месяцев назад +6

    Know what? Its really can be canonical ultrakill ending - everyone dies, only v1 left, and he slowly dies too.

  • @UmBrazucaAleatorio
    @UmBrazucaAleatorio 4 месяца назад +7

    Imagine if at the end of ultrakill, when you kill everyone, v1 sits on the end of hell, looking at a ocean of blood from everything he's killed, and waiting his battery to slowly run out as he thinks about all that happened and everything he went through

  • @Tsot2
    @Tsot2 5 месяцев назад +5

    V1: well, at least I have enough time to find a goddamn size 2 fish

  • @aetherresonant9079
    @aetherresonant9079 6 месяцев назад +9

    *As demonstrated in the terminals, machines, similar to humans to a certain extent, crave interaction of any sort. When deprived of new information, machines can enter a state comparable to a form of psychosis.*

  • @morganfreemanwardvlogs3729
    @morganfreemanwardvlogs3729 6 месяцев назад +8

    v3 entering hell after v1

  • @cumcer6140
    @cumcer6140 6 месяцев назад +16

    I like your "V1's mind" series

  • @gamepowerabomb7898
    @gamepowerabomb7898 6 месяцев назад +6

    Ultra kill with no enemies is like a city without people

  • @FranXD666
    @FranXD666 6 месяцев назад +20

    gabriel's words: your enemies aren't showing up... you killed them ten billion times... and i will don't fight you. *Spawns 5000 sisyphius primes*

    • @murilo_the_lilo9947
      @murilo_the_lilo9947 6 месяцев назад +11

      "Machine. I will dont fight you. Die"

    • @V2_ULTRAKlLL2
      @V2_ULTRAKlLL2 5 месяцев назад +4

      "steel man, me no want fight, you is sleep"

    • @FranXD666
      @FranXD666 5 месяцев назад

      @@V2_ULTRAKlLL2 fr💀

  • @roambuilder8825
    @roambuilder8825 4 месяца назад +5

    Oh silly V1, all you had to do was press the “I” key!

  • @enderdragonggg7160
    @enderdragonggg7160 4 месяца назад +4

    v1 but he has dementia when he forgor that he already killed everyone

  • @Not_Nik0
    @Not_Nik0 6 месяцев назад +40

    just let V1 have his buddies :(

    • @Waffle_enjoyer
      @Waffle_enjoyer 6 месяцев назад +2

      I swear I've seen you in a different comment section

    • @Waffle_enjoyer
      @Waffle_enjoyer 6 месяцев назад +1

      Right!
      That one very specific RUclipsr with content that is mostly that very specific game!

    • @janzimon12
      @janzimon12 3 месяца назад

      Are you niko

    • @Not_Nik0
      @Not_Nik0 3 месяца назад

      @@janzimon12 no

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 2 месяца назад

      ​@janzimon12 how about you

  • @trulyplasmatic
    @trulyplasmatic 6 месяцев назад +8

    "..UM. HELLO."
    "I AM HERE."
    "COME. GET. ME."

  • @SprintyFromUkraine
    @SprintyFromUkraine 6 месяцев назад +12

    Prelude is actually very liminal, plus you did an amazing job with everything, i honestly love the video

  • @thenoodeeateryuhh
    @thenoodeeateryuhh 4 месяца назад +4

    i cant watch an hour and a half church sermon but I can watch an hour long ultrakill video in one sitting

  • @Ultrakillfan6894
    @Ultrakillfan6894 2 месяца назад +2

    Mankind is Alive
    Blood is fuel
    Hell is empty
    V1 is going insane

  • @the_acsended_one
    @the_acsended_one 6 месяцев назад +21

    This is what NoMo runs canonically look like