You wanna know how to take care of your pet potato? 1. Cut it up into slices 2. Put the slices in a fryer 3. Wait 10 minutes ( cooking times will vary ) 4. Take out the slices 5. ENJOY!
deji man youre videos always make me laugh ... Like i been throw hell past years an i just start watching your video like last year an ever time i watch them you all ways make me laugh .. hope you read this deji :)
1:20 Mum: David you better be doing your homework up there David: Ugh!!! mum this homework is pointless Mum: It better be done by dinner David: but mum wanna go hang out with Madison Mum: No!! now go upstairs and get started...do you wanna fail? David: Fine!! I don't like school anyway I wanna drop out and get a big house for me and my girlfriend and live like millionaires Mum: but David...... David: No mum!! I've learned all I need to know I don't need school Mum: Fine I wanna show you a video but if you haven't changed your mind you can drop out David: Ugh!!!Fine let's get this over with (mum opens DUMBEST YAHOO QUESTIONS by CSG) (After watching video) Mum: So what you you think? David: How are these people still alive?!?! mum: you see son people weren't born smart that's why we have school David: Wow I never thought of that before... mum: So have you changed your mind? David: No I still wanna drop out (David is now a janitor at his local hospice)
deji i love ur vids I've been wstching you two years ago and i remember when u had 100000 because ksi showed ur channel a while ago and i hope u make 10 million so u can get the diamond playbutton and i support ur vids
I found his video about dumbest tweets in my reccomended after watching Mike Fox's one. I went to subscribe, and it said I was already subscribed. I havent laughed this hard in ages 😂
Every time he laughs, my friends laugh, and then my neighbors laugh, and then my family laughs, and then my teachers laugh, and then the whole population of California laughs, and then RUclips laughs, and then twitter laughs. I mean his laugh is CONTAGIOUS!
I swear half those questions were asked as a joke and assumed no one would see lol
I bet these are dejis comments he used to ask lol
+Mitch Clarke I hope that's the case.. That was too much..
Simmer down hardman
Lawl Donut.
McUni03
Really...NEVER!
His laugh is contagious !! much love
also, if the bathroom is really cold, considering that your pee would be kind of warm, wouldn't that create some kind of steam?
this is also why i love watching his videos.. cures a bad day!
Emily Borrero
Emily Borrero It runs in the family 😂😂
5th liker dies
Am I the only one who likes Comedy Shorts Gamer more than KSI?
Welcome to the late night Video watchers I being up ever since yesterday
+Ykeloy Radford me i think deji's funnier
They are equally Very Funny
Am I the only who doesn't care what you like?
+Jaden Carr one*
The search for intelligent life continues
Scientists say they still haven't found it.
To this day they cant find any clues still
To this day, we have lost all hope
To this day we haven’t found it
jr shut up normie stop trying to fit in
Yahoo Deji has uploaded...
+TheGlobalGinger xD
+TheGlobalGinger ok?
+TheGlobalGinger hahaha...........
Wtf?
thats funny
"Why Cant turn I on PS4 with my Gamecube Controller"
+Gurinderjit Bruv I subbed to u last week. goo shi mon
thanks :)
You have to connect it first because of the new ps4 update
hey u indian
ankush dixit hey Indian
You wanna know how to take care of your pet potato?
1. Cut it up into slices
2. Put the slices in a fryer
3. Wait 10 minutes ( cooking times will vary )
4. Take out the slices
5. ENJOY!
I did that and now my potato is dead. Q.Q
+Balkaran Mali R.I.P Pooteto
+Luka Petrusic ;(
+Cranberoo nice bruh
***** However you want your pet potato to end up, Banana.
The gay pill one has me in tears.
The potato one was way more funny
Deji's hat matches his hair hahaha
k?
k?
k?
k?
k?
Deji is a little ......
Like to be safe from bad luck messages and all that etc
like
+LIKEi k
Haha
+Elizabeth Clark Don't be soo thirsty for likes ffs!😂😀😐😒😒
OHH OKAY THEN u dnt know me mate go fall in a ditch
didn't even notice your hair until like half way through the video lmao
+amberxox Deji looks like a bottle of coke
+Caroline Pennington Wow...😦
Benjamin Rain you cant tell lol
I like you
Howzat - ok
*is called 'Dumbest Yahoo Answers Ever'
Dej "Looking at the dumbest Yahoo questions ever"
+Harry Clarke damn you're right, no need to call me retarded tho
but they are asking questions
fuck you
#smart
Thank u someone finally said it😂
video title says dumbest yahoo answers ever, but deji is reading the questions... LEL
*LOL
+3pi R LEL*
and..
-throws over table- IVE BEEN SCAMMED!!
Are you stupid the title of the page is yahoo answers idiot
Guys I'm pregnant..... From my shower :( What do i do??
this joke is so stupid. First how would you know you got pregnant from the shower, unless you take a test after you do everythint
+Bronze For Life rly?
+Senpai Mastahh Thresh, I thought you were just in a league match?
It was just a joke guys...
+Bronze For Life You dumb. You really dumb.
who the hell even uses Yahoo answers anymore..?
u?
Ur mum
ur dad
me
Deji
We're right here... there's no need to yell!
haha ikr
shut up
Elevation Station Productions *YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️*
I lost all faith in mankind
+CartoonGoddess626 .................................. Just look at your profile picture, Shut up, Your guilty of it to........
+Cristian arbona guilty of what exactly? Taking a picture of myself. I see no harm of it. Did you even think before you posted your bs comment.
+CartoonGoddess626 not really :3
+CartoonGoddess626 You are a bitch m8
you man are some wasteman. bare preeing some chick's pic.
Deji your hat suits your hair ;) no but seriously you inspired us to make prank videos! we love you! :)
LOOL
+The Mafro Mafia u cant even see the difference
you are hat
+Sayza Li um..ok
+Lord Bendtner He said "you're", that also means "you are", so "you are hat"... I think people need to get educated.
Deji: "Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear you parents have sex? ?
Me: *Spits drink all over screen*
Anthony Burgess You felt disgusted by that, didn't you?
OPEN GIFT!
Have a nice day and enjoy yourself :)
Thanks :) Btw just a reply means something to me because I made someone happy. I'm gonna sub to you.
Thank u I'm sick at the moment throwing up
You too
***** I wish you luck hopefully you will get better in no time :)
Sorry for replying lately, hopefully you are better now?
Liek if Tis mede ur head explod
Evry tiem
LMAO ^^
+Irenmen mi head mede 69th explodion
Which one
can I av ur autograph plz dood. ur amazin.
ComedyShortsGaymer
You spelt it wrong
lol
ok…
+TheReal LemonRuler you also spelled spelled wrong
+kees Steen Sorry, it's auto-correct.
I bet deji took gayalot
+CookiGaming lol
+CookiGaming haha
+CookiGaming :d
He doesn't need it, he was already gay but wanted to be even more
+CookiGaming He doesnt need to take it to become gay he already is
"How do I take care of my pet potato?"
😂😂😂😂 i burst out laughing
If I drink water can I get pregnant because the fish might ejaculate in the water btw I'm a guy
Yes make sure u use a water condom
Lel
+Sabrina Scuotto xd
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
+Soupey lol
Dumbest Ask Jeeves Answers next???
Seen you on Mazzi Maz, MatthHdGamer and Deji's channel all in one day.
+Nick Sica I LOVE FAKE ACCOUNTS
+Aditya Ramesh that's not a fake account, as you can see, he has over 200k subs
check out my channel
That 13 year old boy must be in a class that is lower than special ed
😂😂😂😂😂
+ZeldaKing 😂😂😂
Your class right?
Cian Lynch REALLY?!?! No, just no..
Cancerous Community Like what problems?
deji man youre videos always make me laugh ... Like i been throw hell past years an i just start watching your video like last year an ever time i watch them you all ways make me laugh .. hope you read this deji :)
You do realise that most of these answers are trolls :)
questions*
It's not the response the video is called stupid questions
Deji: What is up with this generation. I had sex when I was 7!
Me: Deji, you're still a virgin mate
And how do you know that?
exactly
Maybe is because she stalks Deji Morning to Night
What! who the hell has sex at 7 years old, that's just si wrong!
+KING OF GAMERS The fucking world.
There is a medicine that makes you gay, It's called Macklemore music
+goldengameA Merry almost Christmas! Or Hannakuh if you are Jewish!
Rayven Covenant Merry christmas even though its a few days away
Oh really? I thought it was Justin Bieber!!!
Usana Whakatutu That burn was so bad it made my skin healthier.
Lets go Thanks!
This video used to have me in tears.
I miss deji
I haven't laughed this hard in forever
But where are the answers?
After all, the title said "Dumbest Yahoo answers"
Well, the website is called yahoo answers.
Because that's the name of the website.
+iSwiftHD 0:10
+Just Let it go the website is yahoo answers you idiot
Implode If that's the case, then Deji is definetly an idiot rather than me.
Should I say Dumbest Google ever?
I think I'm more disturbed by the fact a 13 year old tried to have sex with his girlfriend. O_o
Seriously, this kid is 13 and hasn't even taken fucking sex ed yet!!
Its tru though
Skandakumera Selvaraj yeah true
+Jazzy Wood sex ed is being taught to kids as young as 8 now. they're bringing it really low.i learnt it in class at 9
+Taseen Mannan I learned what sex was at 9. That guy who is my age by the way has no excuse.
Between these funny questions/answers and your contagious laugh this video is priceless! 😂😂
I Dont Mind Ads ..
I Dont Mind Buffer..
But When Ads Buffer...
I Suffer...
Shut up
+Abstrxction® me too
So original m8
Bravo👏
I don't mind copying
I don't mind pasting
But when Im copying and pasting
I start out pasting.
deji: this guy is 14 and hes having sex What is up with this generation. I had sex when I was 7
lmao the cringe
Totally
why did you just write out what he said
+Paul Vos
Because he wanted to point out that statement.
Because it's a paradox, mate.
minevin pingvin wow why this is WAY to early
1:20
Mum: David you better be doing your homework up there
David: Ugh!!! mum this homework is pointless
Mum: It better be done by dinner
David: but mum wanna go hang out with Madison
Mum: No!! now go upstairs and get started...do you wanna fail?
David: Fine!! I don't like school anyway I wanna drop out and get a big house for me and my girlfriend and live like millionaires
Mum: but David......
David: No mum!! I've learned all I need to know I don't need school
Mum: Fine I wanna show you a video but if you haven't changed your mind you can drop out
David: Ugh!!!Fine let's get this over with
(mum opens DUMBEST YAHOO QUESTIONS by CSG)
(After watching video)
Mum: So what you you think?
David: How are these people still alive?!?!
mum: you see son people weren't born smart that's why we have school
David: Wow I never thought of that before...
mum: So have you changed your mind?
David: No I still wanna drop out
(David is now a janitor at his local hospice)
😂😂😂
I remember watching this video when it came out! I stopped watching him and now I found him again I'm obsesseddd😍😍😍
5:12 That's Melisandre
holy crap i did not expect a game of thrones reference in the comment section xD.
Who misses old deji🥺
13 Year olds having sex?!?? Wtf
+Arya najdad oh yeah... I was the girl
+Arya najdad That's a bad thing you dirty chav lmao
That's messed up dude. At least wait until your 17 or 18 my god
get loss bitch
Anon Silent_WD Your ok with it?!?! Wtf?
deji i love ur vids I've been wstching you two years ago and i remember when u had 100000 because ksi showed ur channel a while ago and i hope u make 10 million so u can get the diamond playbutton and i support ur vids
Yeah, bruh, you know I deal that gayalot.
Deji probably doesn't even know half of these question's answers. LOL
Like u know
He's like Pewdiepie but black and funny,
Just looked at your subscriptions
YOU NEED TO DO MORE OF THIS DEJI
My IQ lowered significantly after watchin' this video.
I like him better than Ksi
Ally UmmYea same
Same
I like both channels equally.
I like CSG better, too. He seems like better/funnier person.
i like both but i prefer dej because i laugh 30 sec in
I'm not gay but I'm a brony
But with society the way it is turn on mlp and watch
I watched mlp when i was 4. Now i watch mlp ytp. Git on mih levul m8y i is havinge bear tings on roblox m8y.
I like how Deji answers the questions 😂
These people are trolling
+k3431D3 sub for sub ? already subbed btw
+it's dinosan sub?
+SpeedySecret - Minecaft he means subscribe
+subzero1579 *subscribe?*
sub 4 sub
AYEE AYEE do a face reveal at 6m subscribers
ImPure 😂😂😂😂 wait are you joking or fr
15:00 is so fucking funny
Ok lol best bit
The video 7 minutes
the video is 7 minuits...
its a joke
I know lmao
3:40 I died that joke was amazing
god danm 30times!😂
deji is already gay so he doesn't need a pill
zielig jongetje ga van je pc af en doe iets nuttigs
+Jesse Wouda , kun je gewoon mijn dag kompleet maken en gewoon verdwijnen van het internet, a.u.b.
Oh Auron, het is compleet niet 'kompleet'. Leer ABN en kom dan maar weer achter je pc.
Weet zo'n snugger persoon
Je spelling wordt steeds slechter, heb je al een nektasje en bontkraag mocro wannabe.
slowly losing faith in humanity
Jesus Rivera I'm not just slowly I'm quickly losing faith
I never had faith in humanity in the first place 😂
i love ur videos man
4:51 that is so funny
I feel bad for laughing 🤣
Where can i buy lava from?
+Mai Conceptions Can they fly it by boat?
What hentai is that? I need a new mission to do =3=
What you mean
What hentai is your picture from \( ^ 3 ^ )/
+Ewwlube InNaughty hentai is anime porn, you mean anime... or you mean hentai.........
Nice video Deji. I would suggest you doing a q&a of a "best vines video"
Keep up the good work
Love, JP
am I only person that watches these videos 3 months later100 likes plz
No. The penis one was hilarious.
2 years, 9 likes. You’re getting there
why do you have red hair?
Yh he looks like your pic
Don't diss elmo
Guy m awesome elmo is the gay one when you are telling me to suck you off?
+moeed lad then why the hell do you have a picture of gay elmo as ur pic r u gay
+moeed lad He dyed it
Who else really liked his red hair😍
OMGGG YOU LIKE TØP!!!
The clique is here also? YAASS TYLER SMOL BEAN FO LYFÊ
dont quit we love and need you
yahoo sucks..
All of those were clearly fake
Epically the pet potato
You would be surprised how stupid some people are :P
+Stripedcore No one is that dumb. Except people with certain diseases.
(: DNEGEL A ERA UOY SIHT DNATSREDNU DNA DAER NAC UOY FI
oh cool
wow. never knew I'm a legend O.O am I for real?
No shit.
Donegal brings the industrial revolution to halt (•>•) ?
Thanks, I know I'm a legend!
I found his video about dumbest tweets in my reccomended after watching Mike Fox's one.
I went to subscribe, and it said I was already subscribed.
I havent laughed this hard in ages 😂
Spell Deji without looking
Frji
+M A Akoob deji ... well that was alot easier than expected 😂😂😂😂😂
fuck you
I got it right!
Virgin I DID IT
Well I'm a 13 yo nonvirgin and my friend is a 39 and a virgin
that's sad😯😯😯
yup its funny how you don't question the fact I'm a non virgin plus I'm a freaking brony I was expecting to lose it when I'm 20 maybe 30 but nope 13
Sans Skelebones I was pointing out you both,you for loosing it that early and your friend for still being a virgin at the age of 39
apparently there is a 13 year old homosexual somewhere in the world
+Syed Ayman is that you huehuehue
+BassToThe A.C.E no its ur dad huehuehuehue
+Syed Ayman lol don't try to comeback you got roasted mate
+Cameron Mclaughlin check out my channel
+Kim Jong Un youngest i know is 12
the old times
for some reason every black person on RUclips does this video ... not being racist or anything lol
You are being racist by saying not being racist
ComedyShorts"GAY"mer
=gay confirmed
+Dat D-Boy consecutive 'c' makes an 'x' sounds so...
+Michael78 Diko78 fucks-boy, gay confirmed!
Dat D-Boy
ahaha
+Lukas Claussnitzer Luk''ASS'' Claussnitzer
= Bitch spotted Kappa
+Yodium damn man chill 😂 it was just a joke man wtf 😂😂😂
those pple askign the questions are Donald Trump's supporter and voters
Mamu Hanzo how do you know are they your friends?
@@ultimatebig2854 trumptard btfo
0:20 The face Deji makes when he’s about to laugh
2:40 Deji should take this advice now...
so funny dude your laugh makes me laugh n cry :) like your stuff
I think reactions to stuff make it wayyy funnier lol
How to take care of a potato,OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO MUCH😂
Yo these people on social media say the dumbest and funniest things I died laughing mad times throughout all his social media videos
Every time he laughs, my friends laugh, and then my neighbors laugh, and then my family laughs, and then my teachers laugh, and then the whole population of California laughs, and then RUclips laughs, and then twitter laughs. I mean his laugh is CONTAGIOUS!
I watched this a thousand times and I still laugh
Can u do more yahoo answers please this is hilarious
that potatoe one killed me
Degi, you are a true legend
These videos are freaking funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
great channel u just earned a sub
you need to make more a lot more of these
Please do another video like this it was so funny
I love your videos keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shit does not get old at all lmfao
That 3rd one is the best honestly
The 2nd, 3rd and the 4th one had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣.
the swallowing ice cube one killed me😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard and i'm trying not to pee on myself because I literally can't use the bathroom cause my ankle is sprained it's so hilarious XDD