Me after learning about Sims lore and how fast it escalates: "Huh, neat. Anyway so there's this guy named horus, he was everyone's favorite. He went on this mission and got stabbed by a daemon sword, then this guy named erebus turned him to chaos, then Magnus did nothing wrong, Horus threw a temper tantrum known as the Horus Heresy, the Emperor died, Horus died, like half of the 20 primarchs died or disappeared, the other half stayed loyal but did the same thing, one was redacted and the other destroyed. Welcome to 40k chucklenuts, strap in strap on and strap up because you're about to go on a ride full of murder-fucking elfs, hangry bugs, hangrier bugs, man-made horrors beyond any reasonable compression, and hell. Literally just hell, it's how you travel. Have fun with those 400+ books buddy!"
shout out to the roachmancer for spinning the threads on this one
The money called they said its peak
Peak has arrived
Not only is the thumbnail peak, this video is a peak, good stuff
that thumbnail is peak
Me after learning about Sims lore and how fast it escalates:
"Huh, neat. Anyway so there's this guy named horus, he was everyone's favorite. He went on this mission and got stabbed by a daemon sword, then this guy named erebus turned him to chaos, then Magnus did nothing wrong, Horus threw a temper tantrum known as the Horus Heresy, the Emperor died, Horus died, like half of the 20 primarchs died or disappeared, the other half stayed loyal but did the same thing, one was redacted and the other destroyed. Welcome to 40k chucklenuts, strap in strap on and strap up because you're about to go on a ride full of murder-fucking elfs, hangry bugs, hangrier bugs, man-made horrors beyond any reasonable compression, and hell. Literally just hell, it's how you travel. Have fun with those 400+ books buddy!"
This was a banger video
The money is CALLING AND IT'S PEAK
this is 100% a movie game
So good damn food
Lilith really WANTED this to happen huh?
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