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Shane don't say stuff "might not be true". Actually figure it out before saying it. They did give 20 million dollars to fund condoms in Gaza.. actually most of the shit you say is bs. Your history is even off. Where do you get your facts? What youtube channel do you get your history from
@@Real228babyidk bro. Look at his page. Dawgs got Blazer tag videos from over a decade ago. Might be legit. If he is, that challenge better come with a no running rule moratorium. Unleash the Shaman!
inflation has affected the arcade prize shops HEAVILY. When i was a kid i always left with plentiful spoils. I helped my kids stack a ton of tickets recently (probably spent 200 dollars overall) and all they could afford was bottom shelf crap
@@tre1781 nah bro, i helped em get a PILE of tickets. You just dont get the same buying power as you used to with the tickets. At least at the arcade we went to. To be fair thats the only arcade i've been to since i was a young lad.
I can’t get over the fact the shaman is so above materialism that he designed his own shoe. Word on the street is when his feet strike the ground, the reverberation is at a perfect 432 hz. Bless the dawgs
He jumps up in the air to try and make an X with his body at events and brought a real kitchen sink to Twitter for a kitchen sink joke, he's the Forrest Gump of tech.
I’ve slept in a car at work. In a storage closet. On the floor under my office desk. On a storage shelf. On the floor of an empty classroom. All different jobs. Time theft sleep is the soundest sleep.
I have to work 11 hours. I wake up at three and I get off at four the whole entire day. I am smiling and laughing to myself having a great time because of these boys thank you so much for still doing the podcast. Please don’t stop anytime soon. also we need some night casts and some cideys
40:40 oh yeah Elon has like a top ranked character in Path of Exile 2. Multiple large youtubers and streamers did commentary on videos of him playing and made it obvious that he barely knew how to play the game and had other people playing it and leveling it for him. So then, Asmongold for example reacted to a video about it on stream and elon removed his X verification and shit. Showing that he's a manchild and can't handle running a social media site. imagine if Tom from myspace reacted and banned anyone who insulted him.
For the record yes Elon was definitely lying about being even halfway decent at the games and it definitely matters, not because the games matter, but because that is some seriously psychotic behaviour from someone now heavily involved in government
@@seanmatthewking it’s sad so many people just go with it too. I hate bullies. I love genuine comedy. He’s the cringiest little shit boy. You can just feel his ego when you look at him. He’s the opposite of comedy.
Lying about autism is equally weird too. Dude is not healthy and needs help but its basically impossible for me to feel bad for the richest man in the world
LeBreezy lost at Tekken Tag to a little kid and picked the arcade cabinet up over his head and threatened to squash the kid and then started crying, and then ran out of the Dave and Busters through a wall.
The intimacy died when Shane decided he was too good for a podium. You can sense the rift in the marriage. Let's all start counting our days. Soon we will have to choose who we live with.
28:15 - The wrestler LeMaire is talking about was Perro Aguayo Jr., a Mexican luchador. He died from INTERNAL DECAPITATION -- in other words, he was decapitated; his head was severed from his neck, but internally and not via a blade. Basically, his neck broke but broke so bad that it fucking severed his spinal cord from his skull. He officially died from a heart attack that was brought on by a cervical stroke, suffered due to a broken neck.
You didn't have to specify which Luigi. A revolutionary would never wear Adidas track pants with Nike shoes. Big time is forgetting how to tone it down properly for the Dawgs. 🤣
Just to add to the Elon gaming story. In the past his account was number 1 in Diablo 4 speed running and people generally thought it was him playing. He streamed a couple sessions and it kinda checked out. 2 months ago a new game in the genre came out (path of exile 2). He went live with an top 30 account in hardcore (insanely hard to get) and it was blatantly obvious his gameplay didn't check out. He was making such noob mistakes... After that the house of cards collapsed. Stolen valor
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Shane looks like he refers to spaghetti and meatballs as ethnic food.
ruclips.net/video/nyWbun_PbTc/видео.htmlsi=GbYaF3ej6vMLQs8T
Patreon?!?! Where it be?!!! If there’s one thing I hate more than gamer liars….
Shane don't say stuff "might not be true". Actually figure it out before saying it. They did give 20 million dollars to fund condoms in Gaza.. actually most of the shit you say is bs. Your history is even off. Where do you get your facts? What youtube channel do you get your history from
"if you want" lmao
You can tell Shane's girl has moved in by the sheer amount of candles in the frame.
Gotta get that lemaire stank out of it lol
Cum and Slim Jim's @@joseureste8257
good eye lol
@@joseureste8257 why do candle help against dthat??
Is she Heidi from kill tony?
Don’t think we forgot about the podium Shane. Get up there
He would die😂
Ikr Matt needs to force it on him
It would be sick
his ankles might not make it lol.
Shane wouldn't make it 5mn on the podium pod.
I need shane sitting down and matt at the podium in the living room
Matt bent over, regretting not being in a sofa the entire time.
I agree but put Shane laying down on the couch
@@Spankster. sounds amazing. i think shane will complain behind the scenes 'cause he'll be fully in the shamans realm. i'd love to see it
Either side of a confessional wall would slap
@@Spankster. funniest idea, i want it now
Owner of Blazertag here 👽🛸 Glad yall enjoyed yourselves. Let me know when yall want to come back. Your team vs some of our staff.
cap
@@Real228babyidk bro. Look at his page. Dawgs got Blazer tag videos from over a decade ago. Might be legit.
If he is, that challenge better come with a no running rule moratorium. Unleash the Shaman!
Gayzertag
@@Real228babynah that’s actually the guy
Please make sure somebody else takes Spyder before Lemeezy gets there 😂
As it should be, the 2 big dawgs back at it. No guests needed, I always come back for this dynamic right here.
PODIUM, PODIUM, PODIUM!
Emphasis on come
Yo ur comment dumb tho
some would say cosmic balance
Gay as hell
Matt and Shane sound like a divorced couple recounting their separate weekends with their children Lameezy and Guarddog
We went laser tagging!
Yeah well we went to WWE!!
Kinda sad. I know shane loves Lazer tag
Divorced parents hate each other every single time
Patriots, look up How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America.
Big Kahuna definitely got another one of them Dominican haircuts
😂
Jew uh lewk gewd
He looks like Captain Keith from Deadliest Catch
Your head is good
Looks like he got dem brows on fleek too bruh 😂
Every time Guardini talks I feel like I'm hearing a serial killer doing his best impression of a normal guy.
His standup is the same way. He’s pretty good at standup tho.
It’s funny cuz it’s true 😂
It would drive me insane to have to listen to his voice 24/7.
He’s aggressively passive bro
His stand up is creepy and looks like a pedo but he’s funny ah his delivery’s are very good he seems lost thru out his set
Damn, Shane bringing up Elon's PoE2 shenanigans is hilarious. 😂
Matt laying in the corner of an office in a suit trying to sleep at 1pm is probably my 2nd favourite visual of 2025
#1?
@@liamtaylor6078 yeanah nah nhiv/aids is legit. you sound like carriers fim
Miss lasagna slinging that sweet kitty kat pie, triumphs at #1
We are gathered here today to praise the dawgs
Inshallah homie
Amen 🙏🏻
Praise the shaman and father Shane
All hail
Amen 🙏
“Is spyder taken yet?” Is so funny
That was definitely a “oh I’ve never had a unique experience” moment 😂
14:04
Definitely spider with a ‘Y’
Why is it funny?
@@blackdysfunction8260because its an autistic thing to ask and by lemeezy. You also should get checked for tism for acting lol
when Lemaire said his name was spider I inhaled a piece of quesadilla I was eating from instantly dying of laughter
To ask if "spyder" was taken yet is so funny
@@john_michaelz1823and Shane adding to it by saying it’s incredible “spyder” wasn’t already taken. Chef’s kiss
Glad you made it brother. I'm having the same issue trying to get thru all my beer
"Nah, I wasn't cowardly, I was tactical." in monotone voice is so low-key American Psycho.
Lameezy using all those tix just for a legend of Zelda sword is priceless 😂
a noble guardian needs his blade
inflation has affected the arcade prize shops HEAVILY. When i was a kid i always left with plentiful spoils. I helped my kids stack a ton of tickets recently (probably spent 200 dollars overall) and all they could afford was bottom shelf crap
I honestly might do the same given the situation 😅
@@GunsAnonymousskill issue /s
@@tre1781 nah bro, i helped em get a PILE of tickets. You just dont get the same buying power as you used to with the tickets. At least at the arcade we went to. To be fair thats the only arcade i've been to since i was a young lad.
Shane rocking that Phil Gillis fit and cut. Ready to go coach some JV basketball.
WE GOT GUYS
Volunteer, baby!
Shane looks like he's getting ready to play Richard Jewel in the sequel..
Girls j.v
He's gotta start at the CYO level then work his way up
Druski roasting Shane’s shoes last podcast and there being multiple shoe boxes in the back ground 🧐
he gone and copped some jordans lol
They were there last cast
If Shane gives a fuck about druski then I have no reason to watch this bullshit anymore
Is that a gold sb box
Literally having the toughest time rn. This is the best. Needed something happy.
Keep ur head up dawg ,,tbings always get better im looing at orsin this year but sure fook it ,,things can always be worse ,,keep pn trucking 🚚
Wish you the best, dawg
Good things to come!!
You got this G. Keep looking forward, it’s your life
It'll get better brother. I'm soaring out some garbage times that lasted YEARS. all the best fam
I can’t get over the fact the shaman is so above materialism that he designed his own shoe.
Word on the street is when his feet strike the ground, the reverberation is at a perfect 432 hz. Bless the dawgs
We are so blessed to have Matt & Shane back together on a weekly basis again
Our God is an awesome God
Jesus is lord!
so gay
@@username9045no u
Matt took them to laser tag. Shane took them to WWF. Incredible.
Divorced mom and dad shit right there.
You could tell Shane was jealous of the laser tag. WWE is cool, but 3-story laser tag with buttstuff and spyder, priceless.
@ right. That shit sounds fun. I would rather do the laser tag myself. But wwe is fucking cool to. Dawgs are living it up and rightfully so.
I have no joke listened to full episodes of this pod while hiding at work
I used to sneak naps in fireplaces in partially built houses when I worked construction.
Edit: I slept in Troy Aikman's fireplace like 20 years ago
Real dawgs beat their schmeat in the bathroom @ work
My dad owned Great Big Signs in Kyle, (just south of Austin ,) and built the space ship and aliens at Blazer Lazer. I helped install them.
Of course there's a town in Texas called 'Kyle'
And east of Austin and Kyle, you'll find Jacob, TX
"All i know is college football" is the most hilarious response to bitcoin 😂
The longer we go without a Shane Podium Pod the more we will demand it 🐶💪
matt and shanes secret podium
Shane's a tough ninny. Might require a patreon strike. Let's hope it doesn't get that far.
I'm glad Shane becoming insanely famous hasn't influenced him to hide those cables running out the back of his tv
Bothers me every single time I see em
@@AutumnsDad1200autismo
You know it's a bad haircut if you wear a hat for five days immediately after getting it cut.
Has he said what happened it it? Lol
Hey man we’ve all had a bad haircut give him a break
I have a feeling there's nothing there
I think he either went all the way bald, or he got hair replacement and that’s why he missed Matt’s b day 😂
@@chasefrost1401you can see something there when he adjusts it
The amount of times I've heard this theme song drunk as hell is wild
Me but baked
Read this as naked with a b @@v.j.1017
Me but both
I never ever thought I'd hear so much Will Smith. The backup singer Wail makes me smile every time
Spyder going from laying webs in the laser tag battle with the boys to explaining quantum computing was a good full circle
Shift just started, zyn just packed, dawgs all united. Today is a good day.
God is good
Woof woof woof
don't use zyn, bro. Your gums deserve better
@@user-zw4wh1tm9xyeah smoke crack instead of
I second this. You can save 1,500$ a year not dipping and the price is only going up you know youd feel better without em @@user-zw4wh1tm9x
In the last episode, Druski tells Shane he needs to spend more money so he goes out and gets new shoes 😂
Sheep shit 😂
Those are old shoes brudda
Real dawgs skipped the Druski ep and went straight to patron
Shane’s girl got Druski to bug Shane about being frugal so that he will spend more on her. All part of a psyop!
@@John-q8d2dreal dogs skipped, listened to the Patreon and then caved and tried to listen to the Druski episode again, then just called it
"now this is podcasting!" - Anakin Skywalker
I read it in Anakins voice
Based half meme referrer
I disliked to keep it at 69
@@21TaylorRIPwow so you are gay?
Thats a Star Wars Reference right? Love that stuff
Shane should get shoes that have a S on them so he can match Matt’s shoes lol
Ahahahahhaa smart
He does seem like a Sketchers type of dude
Shane taking a moment to shame Elon for cheating at a video game is a moment in history that will stick with me forever
Elon going around saying he's top 10 in big competitive games is wildly pathetic.
He jumps up in the air to try and make an X with his body at events and brought a real kitchen sink to Twitter for a kitchen sink joke, he's the Forrest Gump of tech.
It’s the intellectual titans of our time. They’ve come down their mountain of excellence to grace the DAWGS.
Let’s hit an RIP for Shane’s hair. It will be remembered
The transplant has happened?!
@@Rendall98nah Rogies bullied him into going bald
Only use "an" when its followed by a word starting with a vowel.
@@AzBeautyFullno he used it correctly here
No, he didn't. @@kels4650md
I've been waiting all week to Listen to two strong black conservative men
There can be only one.
@@thelokifilesHerschel Walker and Ben Carson. Checkmate.
I’ve slept in a car at work. In a storage closet. On the floor under my office desk. On a storage shelf. On the floor of an empty classroom. All different jobs. Time theft sleep is the soundest sleep.
Shane watching Matt explain BTC mining was fucking hilarious. Thousand yard stare with a “yeah that doesn’t make any sense” 😂
I have to work 11 hours. I wake up at three and I get off at four the whole entire day. I am smiling and laughing to myself having a great time because of these boys thank you so much for still doing the podcast. Please don’t stop anytime soon. also we need some night casts and some cideys
Bro, please don’t brag about the 13 hours you still have left to do stuff in…
Looks like Shane is hiding a shaved head under that hat lol
eagle eye ovrer here
just another dominican haircut
40:40 oh yeah Elon has like a top ranked character in Path of Exile 2. Multiple large youtubers and streamers did commentary on videos of him playing and made it obvious that he barely knew how to play the game and had other people playing it and leveling it for him. So then, Asmongold for example reacted to a video about it on stream and elon removed his X verification and shit. Showing that he's a manchild and can't handle running a social media site. imagine if Tom from myspace reacted and banned anyone who insulted him.
That's such a wild weird move 😂😂
he is a weird dork and shouldnt be in charge of anything.
For the record yes Elon was definitely lying about being even halfway decent at the games and it definitely matters, not because the games matter, but because that is some seriously psychotic behaviour from someone now heavily involved in government
Agreed
Absolutely agreed. Game lying is some next level psycho dork shit.
He's a clown
@@seanmatthewking it’s sad so many people just go with it too. I hate bullies. I love genuine comedy. He’s the cringiest little shit boy. You can just feel his ego when you look at him. He’s the opposite of comedy.
Lying about autism is equally weird too. Dude is not healthy and needs help but its basically impossible for me to feel bad for the richest man in the world
LeBreezy lost at Tekken Tag to a little kid and picked the arcade cabinet up over his head and threatened to squash the kid and then started crying, and then ran out of the Dave and Busters through a wall.
I saw that shit, was wild
Shane looking disappointed when he realized everyone went to lazertag without him😂
Not just looking. Had it playing while I was showering. The disappointment was audible. Like I literally made a mental note of it. 🤣
Sitting down to eat, opening up youtube, and seeing a new sermon from the dawgz… no better feeling
It comes out the same time every week.
so gay
Matt's summary of how Bitcoin is mined was pretty on point.
You guys get me through work building barns in negative 30. Love all the time you guys give me
Matt "literally gave it my all" at his 39th 12yr old Lazer tag birthday extravaganza
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*27th 12yr old Lazer tag birthday extravaganza
As someone who grew up in ATX and has had a birthday party at Blazer Lazer Tag, this makes me extremely happy.
Make Shane go on the podium and keep Matt in a couch. He's earned it
Shane and Matt are like divorced parents taking their kids to laser tag and wrestling 😂😂😂
Thank you Shane not being scared to call out musk and trump and holding everybody accountable.
its more intimate when its just us and not some social media random
Bro said us😂
whoa. Let's not talk about intimacy in the comment section of this podcast
The intimacy died when Shane decided he was too good for a podium. You can sense the rift in the marriage. Let's all start counting our days. Soon we will have to choose who we live with.
Your footage doesn’t look washed out anymore, great job 😅 Love your show 🤘
Matt has had this same guy on as a guest for a few weeks now, really loving the chemistry here
Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd almost agree, but I feel like it's missing something. Maybe two things. About 4 ft tall or so. Podium-shaped.
Caught myself saying "nice!" out loud when Matt describes the Lazer tag arena layout 😂 I'm almost 40 😂
Just saw Matt's Speed of Light Special. That was hilarious. Great special.
Dude the more that I listen to this pod, the more I see that Shane is the underdog of a gamer! Mans knows the gaming catalog.
Once I learned he plays Hell Let Loose I became a super fan. The man has taste
1:04 is my new screensaver, thanks.
A ninja and his new sword 🗡️
wallpaper
I’m a sucker for ALL the subliminal things
Gay.
Hahahahaha
10:17 old man knees got sick flex. Nice humble brag.
Rug on rug is wild i can't stop looking at it
They really are trying to lose that prize picks sponsor with that read lmao 33:53
They're trying to lose mssp. Whoever wrote those adds can pound sand
Good for them fuck whoever wrote that add, trying to force shane to do a Trump impression
Shane’s chin has grown in size exponentially
Cos he making ungodly riches every month baby
He takes the dawgs love on the chin and in the face
makin GAINZ
Probably the reason he won't do the podium. Bad angle on the chin.
Inshallah. The bros have popped into my house for tea and some scrumpets
Matt pretending he hasn’t already been busted pretending to be a girl reviewing the pod in a positive light.
Please more of y’all 2 guests are cool but just y’all two and the usual dogs in the back is what we love
I was listening to this out loud and my wife asked me what a lad was lmfao
It’s gonna be hard to adapt to just the dawgs again after Druski brought such incredible wisdom and humour to the pod 😂
I think we're just a little dumber after that but we can get it back with a couple of these pods
Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ, Our Lord. Amen
Blessed to be here another week with you dawgz
“I could throwback dork sit” BRO 😂 Lemaire is too good
Nice to see Matt and Shane together, what a sweat treat
28:15 - The wrestler LeMaire is talking about was Perro Aguayo Jr., a Mexican luchador. He died from INTERNAL DECAPITATION -- in other words, he was decapitated; his head was severed from his neck, but internally and not via a blade. Basically, his neck broke but broke so bad that it fucking severed his spinal cord from his skull. He officially died from a heart attack that was brought on by a cervical stroke, suffered due to a broken neck.
Damn, thats brutal.
All the glory belongs to Jesus Christ! Prayers for all the Dawgz.
@@HOWBAZARY JC might just be the greatest! Prayers up, homie! 🙏🏼
Matt has less than a general understanding of most things but he is still more confident about them than he should be
Druski dogged out Shane’s shoes now there are 2 Nike shoe boxes on the floor 😂 😂
Ohhhh it feels so good having Shane back 🔥🔥🔥
The offensively minor tweak to the colour grading is hilarious from Gard-dawg. Like watching in a sandstorm
Y'all made my damn day with this one. Been sick all week, time for some MSSP, fire up a doob, and do some light yardwork.
livin life x
They already rounded up your lads too? Guess we all gotta dust off the ol' mowers. 😭
Lameezy holding the foam sword reminded me of when US Army soldiers found Japanese swords on the dead Japanese soldiers during WWII
"He said no no no, I said yes yes yes, your gonna give me that picture"
“Is spyder taken yet? Yes!!”Lamaire has 8 year old energy!😂
So stoked to see the Vancouver show. Truly a blessed Friday
I just installed 38 solar panels by myself. I needed this
Yea right dude.
Yeah I just installed 39. Take a breather you deserve it, working hard.
@@handydan6273 bro, might I suggest you tune the audio to 432hz for maximal relaxing?
Hertmaxxing = relaxmaxxing
you got soft hands brother
@@hypno5690 39? Guess we all start somewhere lil guy
Matt keeps killing it with these guests
Shane looks like a bald Luigi in the thumbnail....the plumber one
You didn't have to specify which Luigi. A revolutionary would never wear Adidas track pants with Nike shoes. Big time is forgetting how to tone it down properly for the Dawgs. 🤣
🚙 🗡️ Imagining the foam sword out the window is hilarious 😂
I was listening to some old eps from 4-5 years ago and this pod definitely hasn't lost its fastball! Still top notch casting! 🙌
Happy Lunar New Year fellow dawgs
Matt and Shane’s dirty little secret podcast
South side blazer lazer tag is full of nostalgic lore 🥲
I saw matt take a dump in a P Terrys
I my blitzed out of my mind 🍄 and the spider fart talk had me dying 😂
Just huge clouds of “dry ice” coming outta LeBreezy as he runs up stairs. Every step a little plum of rancid dry ice poofs out
Just to add to the Elon gaming story. In the past his account was number 1 in Diablo 4 speed running and people generally thought it was him playing. He streamed a couple sessions and it kinda checked out. 2 months ago a new game in the genre came out (path of exile 2). He went live with an top 30 account in hardcore (insanely hard to get) and it was blatantly obvious his gameplay didn't check out. He was making such noob mistakes... After that the house of cards collapsed. Stolen valor
The Dawgz shall feast today.
1:03:10 this reminded me when Kenny Powers is trying to figure out eBay
I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know
We’ve always known
we all know
Sorry man.
30 seconds and 3 likes already😆
kek
Seeing Shane's knees give out at wwe would be the peak of the American empire
The opening clips of Lameezey had my dying 😂