im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.
@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang
Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.
Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p
i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer
In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).
@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you. One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?
Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......
@@ak5659 I've heard it from French people tbh, based I think on the amount of French-derived vocab (which has historical reasons we all know about, but it doesn't make it a Romance language).
Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice
I'm guessing English. I'm guessing he's going to construct a sentence of Norman derived French words. I'll edit this comment if I am right or wrong. I'm wrong lol.
@@StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.
Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture. ✨ Wish me luck ✨
7:50 when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.
That's just the emphatic -i suffix which is part of the grammar of the Hiiii language. You see, the language has tonemes which are not denoted in the writing system. The language has two letters, [h] and [i], with stress patterns and tone providing lexical disambiguation. Knowing where to put the tones and stress is a matter of context and familiarity with the language which is acquired by cultural immersion.
Como un hispano amé este comedia sobre portugués muriera durante la toda cosa. 🤣😂🤣 ¡Alguna persona, por favor, da este video a la RAE, estos hombres viejos, o sea, a ellos se lo gustarían ver el video complejo! Espero que lo pudiera ayudar en este momento porque del crisis DANA (para traducirlo de modo que pueden leerlo: As a hispanic I loved this comedy about portugese I was dying during the whole thing. 🤣😂🤣 Some person, please, give this video to The Royal Academy of Spain, these old men, mean, they would like it, to see the complete video! I hope that it could help them in this moment because of the DANA crisis)
Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"
I’m months into working on a video about the Romance languages you can’t do this me to Mister Agma Schwa
well there's a new one now so you'll have to add it in, confirmed /j
@@AgmaSchwathis but for real. would be a hilarious inside joke
Portagoose is ðə most beautiful, yet most cursed animəl conlaŋ I have evər encountered! Þaŋks Mr. Ŋə or @@AgmaSchwa
I love how Linguistics RUclipsrs just know eachother
@@cerebrummaximus3762 me too!
im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.
@@thanook kkkkkk
So, Portugeese settlers
straits of magellanatidae 🤣🤣
Como um português, posso confirmar que sou im pato
@@thanook port of geese
Next time, we're going to be showing you Cat-alan
meow :3
lmao
cat owners will do their best to teach them that, and also learn it
As a Catalan, i support this 100%
mreow :3
Yeah you've heard of romance language but what about romantic comedy languages
What about horror languages
@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang
@@hubb8049Japanese writing isn't that bad 😂
Try hecking Thai
@@zackbuildit88 try Tibetan
@@NotUselessProductions ooh, nah u right. u got me ther. dang.
I KNEW IT WAS CURSED PORTUGUESE I KNEW IT FROM THE START. Well played, mr ŊƏ. Well played indeed.
Finally, It's about time the romance branch needed a new update
Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.
i was genuinely half-expecting this to be real i’m so stupid
yes
why does ŋə’s kitchen look similar to mine what the hell
I... am also too trusting, I fear...
Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p
3:11 My fiancee came running from across the house to see what was wrong after hearing me yell "Oh goddammit!"
i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer
H O N Q U E
HONQUE
H O N Q U E
HONQUE
@@moreydumo5925 ¿honque?
HONQUE
We all talk about Romance languages but nobody talks about Platonic languages
Sexual languages.
*holds up a plucked goose* behold, plato's language!
In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).
@@readingdino711 that's really cool
@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you.
One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?
No nesting? But where do portugeese lay eggs then?
HONQUE HONQUE
Literally was gonna say that! No nesting in a GOOSE LANGUAGE??
portugeese lay eggs, their eggs hatched into portugeese, cycle repeat
For CCC3 I would love if someone made "Mewing" language, where you are not allowed to relax your tongue so you can constantly be mewing
If they went like, REALLY in-depth in the phonetics of what mewing would do to the release of sounds that would be truly amazing
Sigma schwa
this is a certified porch of geese moment
porch of goose, actually
I figured this was going to make fun of the claim that English is a Romance language
Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......
@@ak5659 whyever would you think idiocy would go away any time soon?
have you guys heard of ULTRAFRENCH? lol @@ak5659
@@ak5659 I've heard it from French people tbh, based I think on the amount of French-derived vocab (which has historical reasons we all know about, but it doesn't make it a Romance language).
The goose sounds like a dying hard drive
How does this differ from the canadian dialect?
@@StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC canada goose
quebec goose romance language derived from french
@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls
@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls
Different language that's actually called Quackbecois
Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice
to shorten a very long potential explanation: pretty much, lol
"I just want to see what people would think"
People thinking: 1:42
i already don't feel ready for this video
in other words, this is going to be [q̘ʰl̪o͡ʉ̘ⱱl̪e̝]
omg its korn
omg its korn!
wow
Holy shit is this a motherfucking Portugal reference?🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
oh god I can hear myself in the attempts of the server to guess the pronunciation of text
Wow, Portugoose is such a beautiful language I hope I find myself a native speaker to marry someday 🥰
So that's what phoneticians mean with the goose vowel
this is the eighth most horrifying thing i have ever seen, good job
Agma you did me dirty putting my clip first in the vocalization section
Thank you for doing an animal language with realistic animal phonetics! DJP could learn something from you!
I have always wanted to learn some kind of romance language, porch-of-goose is the perfect option for me
I'm guessing English. I'm guessing he's going to construct a sentence of Norman derived French words. I'll edit this comment if I am right or wrong. I'm wrong lol.
Ah, yes. Dubstep as a cursed romantic conlang.
Why the hell was I even remotely surprised.
LMAO why are you right
best dubstep song: 2:49
Dammit, I was working on a trivocalic language for the cursed conlang circus. Back to the drawing board, I guess
I think my goose just swore at me…
As someone who natively speaks portuguesse i realy liked that pun altough it dosent work in portuguese
@@StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC the closest thing is patoguês but thats duck not goose
Patoguês? Portoganso?
Wow, I wonder if any Arizona Plants will be mentioned in this video.
Awful.
Just want we want here. Good job, or as the Portugoose might say:
[Demonic screeching]
portugoosing -Iris
friday night funkin' fans when you pass them the aux
Watching this to make my decision to major in Mechanical Engineering look sane
Ligma Schwa dropping another classic masterpiece.
it sounds less like geese and more like a modem signal
I hate how high-effort this is, I hate this in general, why does this exist, what have you wrought, etc.
literally weeping and gnashing my teeth
- Elementar, de fato, vejo que o senhor é um homem de cultura.
- H O N K
I wonder what Japaknees sounds like.
9:24 human F1 can definitely go above 900. (female) Japanese anime VAs can go up to like 1100-1300
@@StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.
Personally I *liked* using Pratt.
After this experience, I have *plans* for Praat.
GBA crash sound ass language 💀
That's Portuguese but it has a Villain arc.
Standard Portuguese tbh
Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture.
✨ Wish me luck ✨
Wow, as an Italian speaker this language is actually more comprehensible than Spanish!
I didn't know the esistence of this awesome romance language
This is what the internet was made for
tbh I was sure this is some cursed Gascon because of "hera"
Please call it by it's native name: Portuganso.
WHAT THE QUACK
7:50 when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.
Got to love the use of Wheel of Time for translations.
No way, the new dlc had just dropped
whatever brain cells i had are now lost, but this is so fuckin funny good job
This is a monumental discovery. I can't wait to see your findings published.
kinda sounds like femtanyl lyrics
I knew someone would write this
Gaster speaks portugoose!
Finalmente, Português na sua forma mais pura
I feel drunk watching this
Oh.. yea i also found a another anlimaniac language is caled toki pona
The part with the voices in different hadphone legitimately made my paranoid ass jump and look around lol
Beautiful language.
hiiiii
lol the "Translate To English" button on your comment just adds another letter i
@@AgmaSchwa ah yes, "hiiiii" (english "hiiiiii")
That's just the emphatic -i suffix which is part of the grammar of the Hiiii language. You see, the language has tonemes which are not denoted in the writing system. The language has two letters, [h] and [i], with stress patterns and tone providing lexical disambiguation. Knowing where to put the tones and stress is a matter of context and familiarity with the language which is acquired by cultural immersion.
@@lilamjazeefa9466I love how agma schwa viewers can just easily produce cursed conlang ideas from a simple thing in a comment section.
@@the-bruh.cum5 Hiiii hiiiiiii hi.
(I *guarantee* you knew where to put those tones & stresses in your head)
Cool!!! now make a video about the Luxebourgoose language 😀
smells like teen spirit fucking killed me
thank you for keeping the cursed conlang craft thriving
Agma Schwa
so true
hey cool pfp
Almost immediately clicked off once I got to language name reveal, sticking around, will keep you updated
Am I haviŋ a stroke o.0
i was left with my jaw on the ground by the time you came to the roots, then it disconnected from my mouth
Romance language??? No i prefer Tradegy language
@@somer573 I like Comedy languages more
This "Romance" language has out vulgured the others into pure comedy I laughed through the entire thing
what did i just watch
Genius in action
I dont know anything about linguistics and fell into conlang RUclips and im very scared.
Como un hispano amé este comedia sobre portugués muriera durante la toda cosa. 🤣😂🤣 ¡Alguna persona, por favor, da este video a la RAE, estos hombres viejos, o sea, a ellos se lo gustarían ver el video complejo! Espero que lo pudiera ayudar en este momento porque del crisis DANA (para traducirlo de modo que pueden leerlo: As a hispanic I loved this comedy about portugese I was dying during the whole thing. 🤣😂🤣 Some person, please, give this video to The Royal Academy of Spain, these old men, mean, they would like it, to see the complete video! I hope that it could help them in this moment because of the DANA crisis)
portugal mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you need to speak dial-up
this video just started but if this doesn't mention Danger Dan i'm gonna be pissed
i'm mildly pissed
omg, it’s korn
The audio samples in captchas be like: 1:44
As a Portuguese I'm really happy we finally got attention about our real native language
hmm yes this language is goosely interesting.
Ẽcátra-tus't Ota Tẽnhu'lh⋅ vĩ'lh vẽ-tũ hera⋅ becelhá-tù elhs ẽmõr⋅ ãcólha-tũ's lẽnha⋅ ecãlhé-tù'n lẽnha ĩtu⋅ pelè-as ĩtu ẽ te lha⋅ ĩ-qũs hera ẽnho⋅ anhí-tus-us.
the pronounciation reveal made me sh!t ŋyself
When you thought that it's hard to surprise you...
I'm surprised you didn't make the orthography match goose flippers or smth
This should be on the update log
Molte bonu!!!!! Eo molte joyeu por o bideo de as lingas romanzas!!!!!
Thank you, Agma Schwa
This is my first time watching a video from this channel, and I just assumed I was going to watch 22 mins about Romansh. Boy was I wrong o_o
people who say that french is a romance language clearly have never heard french being spoken
Mambo no 5 bike horn remix
2:49-2:59 sounds like part of a Horse Lords song
Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"
Havent watched this but its probably Galician
im portuguese, was amused, win.
Still more intelligible than European Portuguese
the tables forgot the doctor
Precisamos de tomar a medicação para a esquizofernia e deixar de criar teorias posmodernistas.