Shane's so huge ... if he just spent six months learning the basics of how to fight he would be a force to be reckoned with ... plus ... I bet his stories of training failures would be some comedy gold.
@@motor-hr6rjI can assure you,nobody watches a fight in public and thinks the guy who wins is cool or tough, rational, normal people think they are idiots, the only reason you should be fighting in public is if your life is in danger, fighting over pride is dumb
A comedians whole deal is figuring out how to be accepted and liked by a crowd. As soon as homie confessed to that, Shane went full bully knowing that he was actually super insecure and wasn't gunna do shit. Shane saw him clearly
Love this story. I was a bus driver for years and black guys would try to bully me all the time. Lost track of the number of times I would turn it around on them by refusing to be timid and meek. Guys like that just bank on the assumption that white guilt will always work in their favor but once someone just calls their bullshit they give up, mumble something homophobic, and saunter away.
Not to be mean it’s just because he’s fat that he’s big, he literally has no muscle on his body it’s quite bad, size doesn’t equate being able to fight especially at 260 pounds of fat lol swing once and you’re out of breath, only hope is just to grab someone and drop them on their head lol
That whole back and forth was something Shane cooked up in his head taking a shower the next day. "And then he said he was a comedian and I was like, 'oh yeah, where do you get up?" and then everybody clapped"
to be fair they also supported shane when shane started bagging on the black dude but i understand diff i guess. I dont think they were on the black guys side they just wanted to see how shane would react, and he passed. i think its just different culture quite frankly. Major Shane W tho.
Yer different culture I guess? Sort of like if there were a black couple with 20 white people around and I started screaming at them about being black, it would simply stop within seconds because everyone would say not to do that. But just totally different cultures aye.
Epic. This story is like the 8 Mile “final battle between Eminem & Clarence” but for comedy lol 😆
Eh😢😢r😢😢y😮 im ha😢
"Is there any bigger W than crushing a black dude in a fried chicken shop at 2am in front of your bae?"
Had me actually laughing out loud
Pretty sure even the guys who won D-day are looking at this W saying......"well he's got us there!" 😅
Man this boosted MY ego, I feel like we got a win!
We? You didn’t do anything tubs
Whitey is back!
Those darn Asians again, wait! what?!
This never happened. This is a "and everyone clapped" moment. Love you Shane but come on.
I love the distrust
"I freed the Arabs"😂
Gullet of Arabia
disappointed it wasn’t Aye-rabs
🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
A fucking veteran just saved the middle east in that chicken shop
A D1 athlete war hero to be exact
From the worst villain there is
I bet the Saudi Princes were bummed having to clean up the snail trail Clarp left out the door.
Naw they licked it up
@@macklemorganfreeman8488 haram
@@macklemorganfreeman8488show bobs
Let this be a message to everyone; us whites will no longer tolerate bullying and oppression.
“It’s called the knockout game, and one day whites are going to get tired of playing it”
Yeah, we gonna clown ya ass out the chicken shop at 2a.m.
@@Space_Toasty That’s gosh darned right brother!
lol triggered
@@fakeemail940 tf are you talking about? Are you tok'd or something?
Is this Shane describing being on fighter and kid
Thank god it didn't get physical. The bull is known to cry when he gets into a physical altercation.
Never pick a physical fight with a boxer. Never pick a verbal fight with a comedian.
What if you can choke both out in either situation
@@clavo6498 ok Joe Rogan
@@jangobango2847 ok Victim
@@clavo6498 lol I don't know a bunch but I'm from Vegas and picking a fight with someone who does MMA is a real danger at the bars
@@jangobango2847 a better joke was what if the comedian were Rogan or something but instead it came off sounding as if you got in your feelings
“A black guy winter” hahahahahaha
Lawrence of Arabia over here
That's the most "black people" story I've heard in awhile. And I'm black.
“Get me a Pepsi and we can talk comedy”
Whats nuts is I know the fried chicken place he’s talking about, its usually chill but its right next to a housing project so you know how that goes.
You should've had the basketball scene from American history X
lol
I saw a lady at Church's in my hometown that was ordering fried chicken...while eating fried chicken. She is my spirit animal.
Shane's so huge ... if he just spent six months learning the basics of how to fight he would be a force to be reckoned with ... plus ... I bet his stories of training failures would be some comedy gold.
Nothing is seriously more pathetic then adults who fight in public
@@vhscopyofseinfeld Gay
@@vhscopyofseinfeld no, there is something. An adult who can't fight being beaten by an adult who can in public is way more pathetic
@@motor-hr6rjI can assure you,nobody watches a fight in public and thinks the guy who wins is cool or tough, rational, normal people think they are idiots, the only reason you should be fighting in public is if your life is in danger, fighting over pride is dumb
@@motor-hr6rj yea, the guy beating someone is pathetic
A comedians whole deal is figuring out how to be accepted and liked by a crowd. As soon as homie confessed to that, Shane went full bully knowing that he was actually super insecure and wasn't gunna do shit. Shane saw him clearly
Title should be ‘Shane G checks a black guy at the Chicken Shop’
Love this story. I was a bus driver for years and black guys would try to bully me all the time. Lost track of the number of times I would turn it around on them by refusing to be timid and meek. Guys like that just bank on the assumption that white guilt will always work in their favor but once someone just calls their bullshit they give up, mumble something homophobic, and saunter away.
if they call you a fig and you don’t slap the shit out of them, they won lol
"Let me get my veggie burger, I love Black Panther please let me live."
The young Bully reppin the white race
Lifes been rough lately but your videos are the light at the end of the tunnel. ✌❤
Hope you made it man
@@zackspeez RIP John King 🤴
Holy shit Shane almost got killed
It’s always funny with every race how they don’t get there’s different levels of each type man
The American version of Lawrence of Arabia
Sounds like a b schaub story bapa, cause hell lightcha up, couldn’t have been a fellow comedian only a 1000 of em… thank em
I like old testy shaney boy running hot after a big dub, no idea what is in store for him down the road.
And everybody clapped
Can we get confirmation from Shane’s associate that this really happened
based and true
Clarp?
Shane Gillis - White Devil in the City
13%
13% =
"Arab spring" was such a good line
Shane should start carrying a couple colt .45s, with a Yosemite Sam mustache
Shane being 6'3" 260lbs and being intimidated is adorable lol welcome to my life bishh
Not to be mean it’s just because he’s fat that he’s big, he literally has no muscle on his body it’s quite bad, size doesn’t equate being able to fight especially at 260 pounds of fat lol swing once and you’re out of breath, only hope is just to grab someone and drop them on their head lol
Bro, if that aggro black guy starting fighting with him and Shane throws a single punch, the entire rest of the black people at the kfc would join in.
@@piggypoo unfortunate that this has happened so much that it's almost to be expected in many cases.
Unpredictable chimp blacks and knowing it's never a one on one fight is always dodgy
@@piggypooExactly.
Another win for the h'White Man
“I’m in the street” as if he just stands on a corner and does his joke to no one.
Making my week with these daily uploads dawg. Keep up the good work
How many unknown victories go unheralded...
In the scale of racism....the tips were balanced for a second, just for a second
This gotta be Krown Fried Chicken in Queens 😂
Where you can also buy some booze and cash your paycheck?
@@jlshel42 baby mama drama
Yeo. Shout out to my dawgz. Whats peepoppington? Fried chicken rules
I was wondering what happened to ya
this was hilarious from the start 😂
"Imagine if it were the other way"
Shane was like Rommel; liberating North Africa
Did you change the title? I think it used to be “Shane Defends a Fried Chicken Shop.” Was funnier before, just my two cents
Anyone else accidentally read 'soup' instead of 'shop'? Waited the whole video for the soup part.
Gilliance of Arabia
That whole back and forth was something Shane cooked up in his head taking a shower the next day.
"And then he said he was a comedian and I was like, 'oh yeah, where do you get up?" and then everybody clapped"
Yeah this might have happened, but definitely not how shane told it
Yea he got punked bad in front of his girl from the sound of it
I love your work Notorious! 🍗🍗🍗
Sounds like some pretty old fashioned racism to me. Shane, you’re a survivor, survivor!!!
This is every Kennedys fried chicken at 2am
My shaman returns
there's no way that happened. lol
You comedy ranked him lmao
Yeo. NEVR BACK DOWN.
A look back to the day Shane took a giant step in becoming a man. NICE
I ❤WHITE PEOPLE!
i love you shane, but no way this happened
shane defends and stops the uprising of the chicken coup
that's some real point making! max gbps for Shane!
Shane the king of queens
Wonder if that was Funny Marco
And they wonder why they're hated all across the world
Wanna be comedians?
Who, lying comedians named shane?
@@sdm1568 One of the most famous comedians ATM? Yeah, everyone hates him.
You know what fuck it who are you
“I ain’t never heard of yelp!”
“Well, it’s pretty popular 🤷🏻♂️”
Clarb sounds hot
Crazy how everyone allows that kind of racism
Hahaha shane started doing crowd work at the chicken shop
This is like when Kenny roasts tf outta Dontell on Guys talk show for trying to come at him
Listening to Matt attempt to follow this story is excruciating
So out of character
“Damnn you souja boy’d him” 😂😂😂
Classic
Quite possibly Shane's greatest moment in MSSP history
Shane’s…I felt so strong in that moment…coincides with the movie sleepers…right before they dropped the hot dog cart down the subway
who would brag about being a stand up comedian
This comment section smell like tiki torches to anyone else?
Imagine that guy seeing Shane host snl now 😅😅😅😅
Sshheeeeiiiiiittttttt
I had no idea Shane and his (former) bae lived in such a bad area 😂
Swine immediately destroy the ground of any pen they are in...
Gustavo fring would like your location
I would have looked in the store window and gone somewhere else
Shane may have meet plainpotatoes
to be fair they also supported shane when shane started bagging on the black dude but i understand diff i guess. I dont think they were on the black guys side they just wanted to see how shane would react, and he passed. i think its just different culture quite frankly. Major Shane W tho.
Yer different culture I guess? Sort of like if there were a black couple with 20 white people around and I started screaming at them about being black, it would simply stop within seconds because everyone would say not to do that. But just totally different cultures aye.
At a fried chicken place? No way
Who does these thumbnails bro. Holy shit lol.
Speak his name and he shall appear
The Evie man is back baby!!
This had to be during White Boy Summer LOL
go Shane!!!
Shane’s biggest W
Dilbert was right
Clarp
Did this happen?
Poor Clarp
Did he really date a girl named “Clarp?”
Her name is Claire. It's a continuation of the malapropism of LeMaire being called LeMorp.
@@MattH-wg7ou ah, thank you!