fun fact: at 4:52, the hand holding a gun png appears and dani forgets to take it out for about 3 seconds, but it happens to be in just the right spot "there are no mistakes, just happy accidents"
@@HogRiderSociety 75% percent of people who watch Dani on Android: darn it boys we lost it Apple users: ahah my time has finally come Still phew it was still on apple tho
Dani, give Billy the ability to shoot and add a voice line that'll trigger every time he starts shooting that goes "mess with the Billy, get the 9 milly"... or can you not do that?
*"...a lot of very funny and magical scenes, allowing players to have a very comfortable game environment"* I feel like google translate is pitching me this game LMAO
*Let us take a moment to remember who started Karlson, the person who commented "Can you make a 3D Game?... or you cant do that?" Thank you for starting it all.*
"I didn't talk about it before because people would go and download the app and the guy would make money so i talked about it when the app got taken down" Dani: *big brain lvl 100*
What What u doing here *Never* scroll down to long comments Im *gonna* eat a banna with the yellow skin I will *give* u milk if u scroll up *U* will get bad luck I will go *up* to the rooftop and dive Read again if u didnt understand Edit: i gave some clues in there
why are people already saying stuff like “karlson is taking too long” and stuff, dani just started developing it a few months ago and has already made huge progress, games take long to make.
guy: *Steals game* Apple: Nah go talk to him about it Guy: *Doesn't respond to dani* Apple: Sry m8, you gotta settle this with him. *few weeks later* Apple: Alright so apparently this guy stole your game so we are taking it down. no need to thank us. Edit: How did this get a hundred likes
エロイ The Apple and Play Store have no quality control whatsoever, and they never take a single thing down unless they are going to get in trouble legally or they aren’t making money off it.
smash subscribe or i eat your beans
yes
ok
But I eat banan
yes daddy dani
.
Glad to hear apple was sorta eventually helpful for once (that's kinda new)
Hi sam
Yep I agree Sam hogan
yes
Woah look it's Sam
Wait who is Sam?
Yep, now make full game of that minecraft replica pls
Imagine if Stupid Crossing was planning for dani to talk about the game so people would download it, and then he doesn't.
Big brain with a small wil-
*w i l l y*
@@Ilikebugs2464 WILLY
What if he made stupid crossing for content
@@eggles7985 conspiracy theories
fun fact: at 4:52, the hand holding a gun png appears and dani forgets to take it out for about 3 seconds, but it happens to be in just the right spot
"there are no mistakes, just happy accidents"
i thought i was the only one that noticed
It probably was intentional because it moves slightly
*"I invented beans"*
-Dani the creator of beans
-2020
Beans
Beans
-Beans
chain breaker
i still remember the day i invented the first bean
4:53 i love how his editing mistake actually made it look like the dani is holding the gun
lmao
Xd
Oh huh, I guess it could be just a mistake. I honestly just assumed he was being a weirdo, and did it on purpose.
@@BrainSlugs83?
Someone:*realeses a bootleg game of karlson*
Dani's fans: Peace was never an option
what..?
PlasmaBananaShooter atleast it was on apple
@@xeno4296 You don't understand?
Duc Hieu Me do'nt understnad
@@HogRiderSociety 75% percent of people who watch Dani on Android: darn it boys we lost it
Apple users: ahah my time has finally come
Still phew it was still on apple tho
I love where the subtitles have dani as Danny and Karlson as Carlson
Dani:"invented bean"
The people: *copied*
Dani:what the *Milk* are you doing?!
No, milk shouldnt be replaced with fu₩k
tru lol
Who is the people?
@@Garnox_ *us* and not america.....
Tell us the release date of karlson
Or you can’t do it
ok, 6/9/420
@@Hawley1 lol
when he's ready
it will happen eventually
YASSSS
“Steven what are you doing in there?”
*pauses to think*
*D* *R* *U* *G* *S*
*S H I -*
I don’t know what to say
oh no
9:00 ''Open chat to Open chat''
''Shoot to shoot shotgun''
''Move around to move around''
Thank you Mr. Hepful.
Dani: *talking about karlson*
Camera: That wall be lookin' T H I C C
Nobody:
Dani: literally nobody
Camera:wow lemme focus on this nice wall
i farted really loud
no one:
camera focus:
ight imma head out
i farted really loud
4:06 the most calm karlson advertisement frfr
Someone tries to steal dani’s game
Dani’s fans:TARGET AQUIRED
Every FUCKING DAY...
plot twist: They love pain
Nobody is gonna talk about the *epic* battle between Dani and the wall for the camera focus that lasted the entire video?
T H I C C
Where is our toutrial on “UNITYS PARTICLE SYSTEM”
Gone, reduced to bytes
you mean reduced to particles?
@@blakrr2 I did not think of that! Good one!
OJ gang captured him
@@blakrr2 lol he meant bytes because it's a program not a real life object
come back...or you can't do it?
😂
He can't do it unfortunately :(
He been gone too long~ *insert song note*
pls stop at 69 likes
he commented on brackeys new video 1 month ago
Dani: This is my game
GooglePlay ripoff developers: *OUR GAME*
comrade! vodka best!
Yes
Dani: Makes games
People: Hippity Hoppity your games is our PROPERTY
Dani: Makes game
Devs: Our Karlson
Damn it you made it before I did
True
**soviet anthem starts playing**
Dani, give Billy the ability to shoot and add a voice line that'll trigger every time he starts shooting that goes "mess with the Billy, get the 9 milly"... or can you not do that?
I want this to be a thing I hope Dani sees this comment
wow really cool
...or he can't do that
That is amazing
Or you can't do that
0:40 the quietest karlson plug
Dani: removes stupid crossing
People on apple who can’t download dani games: I have won, but at what cost?
why wouldnt u be able to download dani games..
@@megamonsta2 Dani doesn't release his game to apple
@@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 Dani can't release his games*
@@ChuckyMcGill wait,why's that
It was too hard for him.
Plot twist: the camera was working fine but dani just wanted to flex his golden play button
Lel
I wouldn't put it past him
And that core i9 cpu lmfao
Wow you actually right
xD
Dani every single video : "If you don't know what Karlson is, MAKE SURE YOU WISHLIST IT ON STEAM!"...
First reply on a hearted comment
thats a nice comment but have you heared of *KARLSON MAKE SURE TO WISHLIST IT ON STEAM*
ye
lol
I already wishlisted it
Still waiting for that particle totorial
Yeah, same.
"You can't just take someone's game and change the UI, it's kinda annoying"
Stupid crossing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
noooooooo
@Dani2 lol
I changed UI of lot of games but never posted any game PUBLIC because I hat doing that mostly because that would be stealing
@@Dani2 haha go brrrrrrrrrr
@@Dani2 make karlson 3d (on pc) on mobile
Camera: Can't focus
Gun.png: stays on screen for too long
Ye lol
Ye lol
Ye lol
Fucking BULLSHIT
Ye lol
*"...a lot of very funny and magical scenes, allowing players to have a very comfortable game environment"*
I feel like google translate is pitching me this game LMAO
Farmer farming beans: du du du..
Dani: I’ll see you in court.
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Dani suffers”
“He gets a view”
Roses are red dears like flowers squidward chokes on a fork for 10 hours :)
underrated as milk
Man that is deep
I suffer too
Lol I watch Eddie VR you posted this in his comments to.
I love how he didn’t get the joke that karlson released in 2069
what was the joke?
@person the human the time travel one
Oh frick
@@Dani2 yes
@@Dani2 OH YE
Dani: *makes vid*
Camera: lets just focus on the wall behind him
Lol
“Wow that is very cool 👍.” Is kinda like a book/movie/something idk. Dani: The Evolution
Introducing The Karlson Reddit where Dani says
*T H I C C* alots of time...
The Camera is like: "oooh, That intel core i9 box is looking sexy today!"
XD
There is a better i9 called the 10900K that has 10 cores
@Hyaku i was just saying cuz the 10900k looks kinda...
T H I C C
Dani be like "Don't steal games" "Steal scripts :D"
The best kind of pirate
agreed
Indeed
Yes xd
and stealing others content ideas
5:38
"So that was a fcking lie"
I’m probably not the first person to think of this but a unity’s particle system t-shirt would be sick
Yes it would be
Yes it would be
Yes it would be
Yes it would be
Yes it would be
*Karlson vibe playing*
"Steven, what are you doing in there?"
"*panicked* uhhh DRUGS!?"
You quoted the video, adding nothing.
I got an ad for milk during this...clearly RUclips knows what’s up.
"Like yo Apple, what the f-" 😂😂😂
Dani's Mum: Can you clean your room
Dani: No, why would I do that
Mum: Or you can't do that
Dani: Game on!
@@polarrbtw Dini is dini
Nice one "dini" (not to be rude if i acted a bit too mean sorry)
@@justnamedjoy dInI
@@Pacrider you're so rude. Go learn some manners ;(
@@theparrot6516 Sorry
Dani: "Fall Guys stole my character"
1 month later
Also Dani: "I made a bootleg version of Fall Guys"
Its called *R E V E N G E*
See now they are even
@@voidbreak4756 what was oreo kids comment before the edit
Seeeddie Gaming Dani: fall guys stole my character so I’ll steal their game
@@aprettydumbperson He probably misspelled revenge lol
4:52 he put a hand holding a gun over his real hand but didn’t remove it until later in the next segment.
The hand was just vibing
dani: wears evan king merch
context sensitive: EVAN KING HAS LEFT THE WORLD!!
Dani: "Don't steal games
Also Dani: "Hippity Hoppity your code is now my property."
Dani didn't steal a game
He just ctrl C + ctrl V that code
You: dani: don't steal games also dani:"hippity hoppity your code is now my property."
Me: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR LIFE IS MY FUCKING PROPERTY
no, code and a whole game is an absolutely different thing
Hippity Hoppity your words is now my property.
well Codes aren't games (with unit's particle system)
*The Camera is Always Flexing The Play Button Award WTF ?!?!?!*
Dani: I invented beans!
Anton Köllisch: *Sad inventor noises*
Beans before being invented 🧑🏾🦯
E
E
E
lol he make beans and mdma hahahha
Shut shut shut. Shuttttt
no dani invented beans
7:05 commit sudoku? like the board game? same bro same
"Dani makes a game"
"Trolls at playstore" 0uR gAmE
he probably drunk leninade
*Let us take a moment to remember who started Karlson, the person who commented "Can you make a 3D Game?... or you cant do that?" Thank you for starting it all.*
he will get the game free
"Jotaro music" best boy
Yare Yare daze....
A true legend
God Damn who was that guy?
He’s obviously drinking milk so fast that he’s a blur and it looks like he’s not moving
(I got you)
if karlson was released a year ago in 2070, the release date would be 2069
Is it just me or is Dani‘s Even King shirt kinda T H I C C
True boner
"I didn't talk about it before because people would go and download the app and the guy would make money so i talked about it when the app got taken down"
Dani: *big brain lvl 100*
big brain? more like THICC brain
@@theREALsilviautism yeeee t h i c c brain it is
Dani: "If you say I can't, I'll do it."
Me: I dare you to release KARLSON (or you cant do that?)
i was gonna say dat :(
Dammit someone already made a joke about that
He will eventually.
@@guywholookspretty 2070 huh
*SHUT!*
5:38 Dani: its not ending.
Also dani a few videos after: KJHZGZHKFHHFDKGJ
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 10:38
Um.....
@@frogboat101 The F you here weres Blade of Despair???
ohnonono
@@ImHF idk
@@ImHF she's rich so ye
Bet Danny can’t write a letter to steam saying how thankful he is for them tweeting the link for karlson
*dani
You forgot the "or you can't do that?"
Are you an agent from steam lol???
4:54 no one
Dani's hand holding a gun: stays
"map editor is coming kinda soon" i like your optimism😂
"NOOO Dani you cant advertise your game 5 times in a video!!"
Dani: Haha wishlist go BRRRRR!
Just wishlist it
reached the 150k likes, just a reminder :)
RalFinger I know btw I love u
oh
o yes
I see
I saw that rn
Other game devs: "don't you dare mock my game!"
Dani: "what? Milkman carlson? That's one of the worst game out there😂"
then again he made it
I have probably watched this vid like 1000 times cause like i like yo watch Dani while i eat
4:50- 4:57 video editing level: THICC
I noticed that to he forgot to cut the photo layar
Yeah, and it looked like the next guy was holding the gun
True the gun was like lemm stay here
“If this is gonna be a Rick roll, I’m gonna commit sudoku” XD
What
What u doing here
*Never* scroll down to long comments
Im *gonna* eat a banna with the yellow skin
I will *give* u milk if u scroll up
*U* will get bad luck
I will go *up* to the rooftop and dive
Read again if u didnt understand
Edit: i gave some clues in there
@@ZF-to9px you*
@@bluepotofc bruh idc
@@ZF-to9px ok
@@bluepotofc ok
4:53 XD the gun was still there at the next scene too
bro i dint notice until now LOLOLOLO
Looks like he held the gun
I like how when Dani is talking about stupid crossing there’s just a discord notification saying what like what the fuck why are you playing that
7:05 I wonder what a “Rick roll” is
U
Yes U
It's when you get rolled by a rick
@Potato haha your a deformed egg brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's I'm never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around to derzet you
Dani: Contact Apple.
Everyone: ITS ON THE APP STORE NOW!?!
It’s not :(
its stupid crossing that is pn apple not danis games
Did Dani ever make a iPhone 📱 game
Dani never made an iPhone game. The comment means: not listening.. Contact apple.. KittyTheSavage was like gasp!!
@@dumbboi8581 Thanks for explaining the comment!!
why are people already saying stuff like “karlson is taking too long” and stuff, dani just started developing it a few months ago and has already made huge progress, games take long to make.
Not like yandere dev lol
I mean do they remember the time when yandere simulator was promising?
unlike yandere dev
@@cowdy_ his game doo doo anyways
Especially ALONE
0:52 karlson vibe
Redbull: redbull gives you wings
Dani: milk gives you strong bones
#milk
MILK AND REDBULL WAR:
i agree with milk👍🌱
#milk BOIS
#milk 🗣
" Petition for Dani to add scopes into Karlson "
Dani a millisecond later: *n o*
They should have said "I'm sure Dani can't add scope into Karlson 3D"
@@MultiPss then he would do it because he would not let them mock him like that
Nobody :
LITTERALLY nobody :
Dani's camera : wow lemme focus on this NICE AND *T H I C C* wall
4:53 totally good editing dani 👌
4:52 this is the part when dani editing skills are gone
Omg I didn't even notice that
Yeah I was very confused then checked if anyone else noticed
that gun was also for the purple guy
@f**k you why?
He accidentally gave the gun to the ogga bogga guy
*No One :*
*The Camera : W A L L .*
Sir Isaac Newton: Invented Gravity.
Dani: Invented Bean.
What A Masterpiece
6:49 haha... you have given me too much power... release karlson tomorrow... or you cant do it...
Dani: i don't make *thicc* thumbs up
Also Dani: still makes *thicc* thumbs up
When your meme/fanart was noticed by dani: finally!!!
When he doesn't put it on lwimy:i feel attacked
me: no dani you cant just release ka-
dani: releases KARLSON
Literately me:
Looks at the wall for as long as I can
Dani when he discovers a copy of his game: *T H I S I S N O T O K I E D O K I E*
T O N K
Dani when he sees bean game: yoink, mine
@@Windows_98 wdym Dani invented BEAN obviously
@@forrestgump7251 cuz ppl steal beans
@@Windows_98 but Dani didn't cuz as he said in the video he invented beans (that's a joke btw I don't actually think he did)
When Dan said "I milked you" my mind went somewhere else
NETFLIX: are you still there?
Somebody's daughter: 10:36
Ohnonono
Literally nobody:
The gun: this is a pretty nice monitor I think Imma sta - *disappears*
Interesting, the Unity's particle system tutorial is just as likely to release as the release date for Karlson
Oh no
I'm waiting for Karlson release
guy: *Steals game*
Apple: Nah go talk to him about it
Guy: *Doesn't respond to dani*
Apple: Sry m8, you gotta settle this with him.
*few weeks later*
Apple: Alright so apparently this guy stole your game so we are taking it down. no need to thank us.
Edit: How did this get a hundred likes
エロイ The Apple and Play Store have no quality control whatsoever, and they never take a single thing down unless they are going to get in trouble legally or they aren’t making money off it.
"what are you doing Steven?"
"Uh uh d-drugs"
Sh-
Teacher: Do you know who made the beans?
Me: Dani.
Teacher: No he di-
Me: Dani.
"Invented beans... Obviously" -Dani, 2020
Nobody
dani talking about the map making
Camera:
What a beautiful background
Nobody:
7:49 the guy in the deep discord server: *”what”*
8
4:52 the way the gun doesn’t disappear