If Byleth's crit quotes were real TWO
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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W!Byleth (Willeth) is back and he's PISSED
PART 2: If Byleth's crit quotes were more like a real world teacher's!
I took my fav comments from the original and added some others! I really hope y'all like it c':
Ryan Do as my Ferdinand!: / c_squint
Still so happy to be a part of this as Ferdinand. "And I am Ferdinand Von Aegir"!
Ferdinand, shut the fuck up!
But no, seriously, that one made me chuckle
Ok it might just be me but I think we NEED a video of Byleth calling out every student in a crit manner for the shit they pull... it really should be a thing.
@@zinmaster24 That would be glorious :D
WE NEED THIS!
*THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!*
I-I felt that one.
Yes
It's also funny because Mitochondria is plural so the statement is grammatically incorrect, further perpetuating the failures of the American school systems.
@@TimPowerGamer Mitochondria, mitochondrion, tomato, to-mah-to
*THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERSTATION OF THE CELL!*
DETENTION!
why am i So HOT!? -aya brea
"GRADE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!"
"I DO NOT CURVE GRADES!!"
"I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!!!"
"PREPARE TO BE HELD BACK PERMANENTLY!!!"
That last one is good
"Looks Like teach just got tenyer"
"Your last breath Approaches*
Ishara Venheldah “THERE IS NO PARTIAL CREDIT!”
"I expected more from you" is a pretty good one
"Your seats are assigned!"
"I DUNNO! CAN YOU!?!"
This killed me!!!
"GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!"
is what killed me
This killed me: 0:11.
I'm gonna go piss in the trash can now.
“Consider yourself dismissed” is actually an unironically badass teacher line and I’m upset it isn’t in the game
Y’know I’m actually surprised that “dismissed” line wasn’t ever a crit quote in the real game. Would’ve honestly been up there with “here is something to believe in”!
Ikr, I could see Byleth honestly saying that one, especially in Part 1
Vaike already used it.
Oh yeah, I honestly forgot that XD
mrvn True, but it’s not like Three Houses characters haven’t reused crit quotes from other games already!
We need to have a crit in the game that says "CLASS DISMISSED!"
0:27 *I SAID SQUARE UP NOT SQUARE ROOT* 😂😂😂
PurpleAce 719 best one
That too killed me
That was such a good one😂
Byleth tutoring ness Lucas and young link
Imagine Byleth saying: You failed the survival Exam
Every time you face off against a student post-timeskip, pretty much...
@@TheKa89 Oww... that hurt xDD
@@Ultimabuster92 That's what happens when you act too good for tea time for months on end... Bougie ass can catch these Ruptured Heaven hands later. 🙌
Never going to collage i guess
*vibe check exam vietnam flashbacks*
"THAT'S A DRESS CODE VIOLATION"
*cough* Dorothea *cough*
Meanwhile, female Byleth’s leggings.
*cough* *cough* Female Byleth *cough* *cough* Manuela *cough* *cough* Dorothea *cough* *cough*
take your test and pray made me laugh out loud. the ferdinand one did too LMAO
D I S M I S S E D
Now does that mean that byleth is Fredericks ancestor, or is frederick Byleths ancestor?
Pick a god and pray!
Pick a god and pray 2
“Whoever threw that paper, YOUR MOM’S A HOE”
“Is there an Aaron present?”
BRO HAD ME REELING
Same!
Jeez I need to start studying
You'll be catching my professors hands
Same tbqh
Just kill every last one of them. Doesn't sound like too big of a task.
May i pet the boar?
I’d rather sleep
*“THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI-STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT-“*
Edit: Holy shit that’s a lot of likes, thanks!
That's the one that destroyed me 🤣
LadyRunefarmer It’s even more fitting because I just did a practice Pacer test today, and next week will be the real thing.
@@ShinyKyu the pacer always destroyed me when I was in school. Me and my asthmatic ass never lasted long.
@@LadyRuin same tbh. I'm really just stubborn enough to not be first.
@@LadyRuin same.
"Get back to work!" "Sit down and shut up!" "Linhardt wake up!" "There are no retakes!" "This is your final warning!"
This is your final warning would have been terrifying
“TAKE YOUR TEST AND PRAY!” 😂😂😂
"Pick a god and pray!"
"F! NOT FOR RESPECT BUT FOR YOUR GRADE!!"
My physics teacher has a saying that’s a bit long but it kinda fits
“You May look up for inspiration
You may look down in desperation
But if you look left or right for information
You will get a zero on your examination
And the principal’s office will be your destination”
I feel like Byleth would write that on the first day, and make everyone write it down in their notes.
Considering 3H's principal expresses her disappointment via execution orders, that's pretty scary.
bificommander I kid you not my teacher occasionally adds
“And you will be in line for extermination”
At the end
If teachers also needed degrees in spitting bars
I see they dabble in Music and Poetry.
When the teacher yells “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do” I just say “no I dismiss myself”
THATS A REFERRAL
L E G E N D
But what if that teacher is your parent?
I remember my Byleth defeating the flame emperor in my Black Eagles Run with "Its Time for a lesson!!!". It kinda made me laugh.
You mean "Let the lesson begin"?
In trickery
@@Iori-kun yes. He also did the same when i faced a certain boss on Silver Snow Route. But some others like : "it's (the lesson) is over" would have been more perfect.
Black Eagles Class. Dismissed.
@@yadajoku This is going down in history
In all seriousness that would have made a fitting conclusion for final dialogue. "Edelgard. It's time for your Final Lesson."
"IS THERE AN A ARON PRESENT?"
I felt that one. God bless
I always felt so bad for my mate but I couldn’t help but laugh
"I said square up, not square root!"
The mental image of Byleth throwing hands on the students and winning is forever in my mind.
Fist only teacher during the practice fight and the battle of eagle and lion
"Who's the teacher here, you or me?"
"WHY DON'T YOU TEACH THE CLASS INSTEAD THEN?!"
“I am Ferdinand von-“
“FERDINAND SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
This is gold
A-aron 😂
rip Ferdinand and Hilda ;( 😆
Omg Sushi! If you're wondering why I'm stalking you, it's because I'm binging your videos 👀😂
Kakyoin's Cherry stalk away you innocent cherry 🍒
Call me innocent, but I've seen some things... 😂
"Is there an A-Aron..."
I absolutely died. I mess up my students names on purpose all the time and it's the absolute best.
Low key “Take Your Test and Pray” is badass
It reminds me of Frederick...
"PICK A GOD AND PRAY!"
Byleth: Hey there Pit.
Pit: Oh hey, you're the new g-
Byleth: YOU'LL LEARN TO READ WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!
PLS ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE CANT READ IM CRYING
"There is NO extra credit!"
"Pop Quiz!"
"The Final is 70% of your grade!"
"Where is your doctors note!"
"You may want to drop out!"
"This isn't high school anymore!"
"Nap Time!"
"Study harder!"
"Show your work!"
"Go to ISS!"
Fuck you for 70% lmao that's boogus af 🤣
Mawile #303 Agreed. Normal test for me are 80% it’s absurd
@@regulusking4299 what?! Where do you go, max for me has been 30%
Mawile #303 I go to a pretty high class school. They take things really seriously.
" Know the terminology !"
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS???*
I’m laughing at how professors still say this, even in college.
"NO YOU MAY NOT USE THE BATHROOM!"
"TAKE YOUR TEST AND PRAY"
Frederick's "PICK A GOD AND PRAY" evolved.
Imagine the last thing you hear before you die is "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that--".
I legit want “that’s a referral!!” As a real crit quote
"Consider yourself dismissed!"
I like that one.
0:41Okay this one really got to me.
Byleth: "NOW THE TRUE LESSON BEGINS!"
Cyrus: *Stares menacingly
as a Wizard101 player, i see "Cyrus: *stares menacingly*" as Cyrus Drake, the Myth Professor who seems to have a bit of a dislike for your character for no real reason.
*IGNIS ARDERE*
Who is Cyrus?
“I’m not paid enough for this” I mean 5k every month is kinda low wage.
Given that two cups worth of tea go for 1000 GP easily...
That'd be a shit ton of money in our time
As a teacher, “it’s on the syllabus!!” floored me
They should actually make “I don’t get paid enough for this” an actual quote it would be amazing
2000 a month? That kinda money isn't gonna keep these wussies alive for two days! Have you seen how much these little shits eat!? Not to mention they drink tea in metric tons.
They need a lot of weapons tooo
Shit those shitty noble student can't even pay their own weapon
@@noireweiss762 5000 a month when you shore up your professor level.
@@isleschild true but have you seen the prices these gardners want for their job? Luckily you don't really need money at any point in the game
2000 GP for a Pegasus to shit on my seeds?!! And don't give me this shit about labor costs, because I assigned two of my own students to clear out the stabes for the past three weeks.
0:19
This...is beautiful.
"Take your test and pray!"
All the time Byleth...all the time 😭
You just got shouted out by Zach in an Anime Impulse video. Congrats my guy
I KNOW IM SO HAPPY AAAAAAAA
The moment it said “Take your test and pray” That got me laughing so hard
It somehow reminded me of Frederick...
"I SAID SQUARE UP NOT SQUARE ROOT"
*I know what I said*
indeed you did
"NOW INTERRUPT MY CLASS AGAIN FERDINAND SO YOU CAN TAKE THIS L HOME TO SHOW TO YOUR PARENTS*
"I'LL WAIT"
This comment exudes raw power
Me: *brings food*
Teacher: Do you have enough to share with the whole class?
A-aron. I got that reference, made me laugh
Thank you good lad
Please say "Teach used Uproar and Linhart woke up!"
MY FOCUS IS UNPARALLELED
Oh, wrong game...
You should've studied harder.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought of him.
NOW THE TRUE LESSON BEGINS ! ^^
Not bad, a passing grade
Wait that's still the same wrong game
Did someone say
Cyrus Crit Quotes?
Thus, ends your lesson.
My favorite is " I dont get pay enough for this" .
Went too meta. I can just feel my past classes haunting me again.
*“IS THERE A A-A-RON PRESENT??”*
I’m screaming lmao
"Take your test and PRAY!"
Ladies and gentlemen the role of Byleth will be played by Frederick the Wary.
The sequel we needed but don’t deserve
“I said square up not square root.” Absolutely destroys me every time.
I'm so happy you did the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell quote.
“MCDONALDS IS HIRING!”
The Ferdinand part KILLED me, I yelled the same thing at the screen every time he said that line lol
Thats a mood. Hence I only ever put him in as an adjutant to level up and master classes so I dont have to constantly yell, "FERDINAND, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
“Consider this... your tuition.”
No one is answering, I guess I'll have to call on someone!
(The Pacer test got me the most)
“WHOEVER DIES GETS AN F”
“EXTRA CREDIT TO WHOEVER KILLS THE DEATH KNIGHT”
“I DON’T SUPPORT THE FIVE YEAR RULE”
There’s like a solid 10 seconds where all of them just keep getting better
"NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!"
"DETENTION FOR YOU!"
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?"
"YOUR PARETS WILL HERE ABOUT THIS ONE!"
I got the reference. XD
"I hear every door you open!"
"I get angrier for every problem you get wrong!"
"take your test and pray" I'm lOsing my shiT
0:33 for ferdinand von aegir
Ferdinand SHUT THE FUCK UP
We need Byleth’s quote in Part 2 but he's an actual messiah.
if this was in the smash reveal, none of the smash babies would've been nearly as mad...
i am so glad Sakurai didn't put this in
Why can I imagine Byleth pulling out Joker's gun when he says 'Consider yourself *DISMISSED!*"
"YOU'RE OUT OF BATHROOM PASSES THIS QUARTER"
Imagine being all the students and just seeing your teacher pile up bodies screaming "THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI-STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT-"
"Is there an Ay-Ay ron present" love it
0:33
"And I am Ferdinand von aiger!"
"Ferdinand shut the fuck up!"
"TAKE YOUR TEST AND PRAY"
That one got me for real
First Caspar, now Ferdie. What next, Lorenz?
👀
@@novaarby NO Please NO O.O)
@@novaarby YES YES YES YES
*YES*
Nah gotta do all the Black Eagles. Next should be Linhardt
Next it should be Lorenz, linhardt, sylvain and Felix
Byleth: I’m getting into Smash, and none of you haters are gonna stop me!
Can't wait for Byleth do release for Smash. Now I can literally school my brother.
*CLASS IS IN SESSION*
“Introducing...CALCULUS!”
“I said History, not Geography!”
I dunno, "Consider yourself...DISMISSED!" would be a very badass and fitting quote.
"FERDINAND SHUT THE FUCK UP"
You got me there, now I need one with Lorenz xD
1 year later and this is still my favorite FE3H Quotes that i wish were real
"I don't Get paid enough for this"
Sounds very convincing to me
*TAKE YOUR TEST AND PRAY*
I CANTT
"I don't get paid enough for this, Ferdinand!"
"I don't get paid enough for this". Man... This version of Byleth really likes his teach puns. And he's veeerry angry.
Oh God, not A-Aron
That's too real for me
I love how Ferdinand just interrupted him
RAISE YOUR HAND FOR PERMISSION TO SPEAK
I love how he sounds like a Drill Sargent for real
This will never get old
I love this so much lol. M!Byleth's voice actor actually mentionned this being his favorite meme in an interview. Nice work!
“GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!” is just so funny idk why
0:28
Byleth through out 3 hopes
THE PACER TEST OML
*Ideas for if theres ever a 3*
"You shouldve studied"
"I saw that"
"Pop Quiz!"
"Im waiting"
"You failed"
"Pay Attention!"
This should be the smash reveal trailer
I just woke up my family because I started laughing out loud in the middle of the night. I want this as a DLC xD
“IS THERE AN A-A-RON PRESENT?”
I lost it at that reference.
The best part of Byleth being a professor is that everyone gets to dust off their classic high school teacher jokes. Otherwise you'd have to scroll through old Tumblr posts to find good ones.
He is so much more aggressive than Female Byleth XD
' Those who fail will get stable duty. ' Something like this would be nice.
I've listen to this four times in a row....love this too much-
This was the perfect opportunity to make a quote based off how teachers have a grudge against Wikipedia or did I just go to a weird school
I'll jot that one down