The Teachers Get Busted While Discussing Their Vices - Abbott Elementary

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 174

  • @shaylasorrells7671
    @shaylasorrells7671 9 месяцев назад +1416

    “I suggest that you all drooop your vices 👏🏾and take a hit of my drug of choice! J-E-S-U-S! Street name…Chriiiist!” I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 9 месяцев назад +39

      I love Barbara. She's my favorite.

    • @verelandrialockridge5484
      @verelandrialockridge5484 8 месяцев назад +19

      I hollered 😅😅😅

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +14

      She loves wine though

    • @TheJabady
      @TheJabady Месяц назад

      I’ve never watched this show except for RUclips clips, however, I’ve noticed that Barbara doesn’t wear a lanyard like everyone else…

    • @stephanos6128
      @stephanos6128 12 дней назад +2

      ​@@THERSC216 hey He turned water into wine can't say no to that

  • @queerlybeloved257
    @queerlybeloved257 9 месяцев назад +1019

    love that ava's "you vaped all through saltburn" comment implies jacob and her watched it together lololol

    • @jayar7436
      @jayar7436 9 месяцев назад +100

      Same! It made me smile.

  • @patriciam5563
    @patriciam5563 9 месяцев назад +577

    "Not every day... every night" PLEASE

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +12

      Dang Afroman lol!!!

  • @str8flyness23
    @str8flyness23 9 месяцев назад +597

    Barbara is the star of this scene!!! J E S U S!!! Street name Christ!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NastasiaGray
      @NastasiaGray 9 месяцев назад +24

      Lmbo and had me saying it right with her 😂

    • @baulitious1710
      @baulitious1710 9 месяцев назад +16

      Street name

    • @lucasisacomic
      @lucasisacomic 9 месяцев назад

      Meanwhile she's double fisting airport bottles of wine lol

    • @itsgabbygabbyasmr8235
      @itsgabbygabbyasmr8235 6 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @majinlolita
    @majinlolita 9 месяцев назад +323

    i honestly was sooo surprised when jeanine said “every night” 🤣

    • @strawberrytown
      @strawberrytown 9 месяцев назад +16

      nah i act just like janine and i too smoke every night aahahahah

    • @thaconqueror777
      @thaconqueror777 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@strawberrytown😅😂😂😂

  • @qualinhunter6439
    @qualinhunter6439 9 месяцев назад +719

    Janine “hi”
    Kid “hmph bet you are”
    Janine 👁️👄👁️

    • @Nda54Gem
      @Nda54Gem 9 месяцев назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasminetaylor9678
      @jasminetaylor9678 3 месяца назад +4

      That got me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jayar7436
    @jayar7436 9 месяцев назад +540

    He called them “crackheads.” LMFAO!!

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yet HE smokes weed too

  • @blackdateline1996
    @blackdateline1996 9 месяцев назад +545

    “Janine is quietly off that loud…”😂😂😂😂 nah who wrote that line

    • @menzimkhize3762
      @menzimkhize3762 9 месяцев назад +3

      What does it mean,please?😂

    • @pheephee6053
      @pheephee6053 9 месяцев назад

      @@menzimkhize3762 loud is another name for weed

    • @SJohnson-nu2gi
      @SJohnson-nu2gi 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@menzimkhize3762she’s secretly smoking weed

    • @Hunncho2X
      @Hunncho2X 9 месяцев назад

      @@menzimkhize3762you slow??

    • @menzimkhize3762
      @menzimkhize3762 8 месяцев назад +42

      @@Hunncho2X no actually.I just don’t live in America.Hope you feel better today ❤️

  • @cyntee79
    @cyntee79 9 месяцев назад +1077

    The gateway ointment! 😂😂😂

    • @mignalyortiz4589
      @mignalyortiz4589 9 месяцев назад +19

      That was my favorite line! 🤣 That and Ava's micro dosing being like yeah that's enough lol

    • @86Kera
      @86Kera 9 месяцев назад +7

      I busted out laughing 😂

    • @blucat016
      @blucat016 9 месяцев назад +6

      Jacob’s a vaping hypocrite

    • @Nda54Gem
      @Nda54Gem 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yooooo Screaming!!! My Favorite Line!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gannagilcrease
      @gannagilcrease 8 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RoyalKingOliver
    @RoyalKingOliver 9 месяцев назад +494

    Nothing made me scream out laughing more than Jacob at the end of this episode buying a 200 dollar Oxygen Vaping Pen

    • @empressleesa2252
      @empressleesa2252 9 месяцев назад +73

      And when he dived into the garbage for the bin😂😂

    • @miau6451
      @miau6451 9 месяцев назад +46

      "this oxygen is BUSSIN" 😭😭😭

    • @TrinityJC
      @TrinityJC 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@miau6451 I fell OUT on that line!!!

    • @Nda54Gem
      @Nda54Gem 9 месяцев назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Dndnerd591
    @Dndnerd591 9 месяцев назад +238

    " Clogs are back, anything is possible." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriadeguzman6198
    @victoriadeguzman6198 9 месяцев назад +343

    You vape all through Saltburn 😂

  • @rlebeau11
    @rlebeau11 9 месяцев назад +143

    "I bathe in it while I hit a blunt"

  • @noyayay
    @noyayay 9 месяцев назад +366

    and this is why you close the door 🤣💀

    • @edwardsimmons3190
      @edwardsimmons3190 9 месяцев назад +28

      I was like why they didn't do that 😂😂

    • @suezcontours6653
      @suezcontours6653 9 месяцев назад +27

      @@edwardsimmons3190 They have never closed the door

    • @10293
      @10293 9 месяцев назад +10

      In fairness, Mr. Johnson opened it to take the garbage and left it open, it was initially closed but you’re point stands, idk why they didn’t drop the subject when the door was open

    • @funkycrawler619
      @funkycrawler619 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think they realized cause as you said it was closed to begin with lol@@10293

    • @Nda54Gem
      @Nda54Gem 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@10293Yup!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brebri89
    @brebri89 9 месяцев назад +300

    Shout out to the writers!!! This scene was hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @heyarmyyounicekeepfighting1747
    @heyarmyyounicekeepfighting1747 9 месяцев назад +95

    Really enjoyed that Ava was more involved with her colleagues and more involved what’s going on with her students on this episode. She’s usually in her office making tik toks of herself slacking but lately I’ve been seeing some changes on her being the principal. I like this I like that her character is developing becoming more wise. Abbot elementary needs a great principal and if that principal is Ava so be it.

    • @funkycrawler619
      @funkycrawler619 9 месяцев назад +18

      I also like how they're not compromising her character for it too. It's the subtle changes but overall she still feels like Ava which I think is hard to pull off so props to the writing/acting for that.

  • @maleehadamda6814
    @maleehadamda6814 9 месяцев назад +102

    the dialogue and subject matter in this episode exemplifies how good this show is. also the saltburn reference had me shook.

  • @zymir5494
    @zymir5494 9 месяцев назад +261

    The scream I screamed on this scene 😂😂

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 9 месяцев назад +409

    Wow learned a lot of new stuff about them this episode 😂

    • @ashleyseay2871
      @ashleyseay2871 9 месяцев назад +76

      I'm really surprised about Janine 😂😂😂

    • @foxylady6901
      @foxylady6901 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@ashleyseay2871me too!!! Knowing she smokes every night just makes her even more adorable 😂❤

  • @MsAlexM888
    @MsAlexM888 9 месяцев назад +158

    “That’s why your feet so big!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @naturalvibes9014
    @naturalvibes9014 9 месяцев назад +199

    I absolutely LOVE this show! It’s so relatable and realistic-you DEFINITELY need to do something to unwind and decompress from dealing with the stress of teaching 😅

  • @C.h.e.l.l.o
    @C.h.e.l.l.o 8 месяцев назад +53

    Not Mr.Johnson calling them crackheads 😭

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yet he smokes weed

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 3 месяца назад +22

    1:19 Barbara doing the crucifixion pose 😂

  • @Smarty2able
    @Smarty2able 9 месяцев назад +50

    Every teacher knows to keep the door closed and they don't lol

  • @thebestofvoices
    @thebestofvoices 9 месяцев назад +28

    One of the best scenes, of any show, in the past 40 years.

  • @mayias
    @mayias 9 месяцев назад +93

    that’s why your feet so big 💀

  • @kendallbedford2523
    @kendallbedford2523 9 месяцев назад +152

    I knew this season was going to be lit.

    • @djfreem6881
      @djfreem6881 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, that’s just half the teachers

  • @jacairahjones9322
    @jacairahjones9322 9 месяцев назад +44

    The best sitcom on TV. Hands down 😂😂❤

  • @Noirthebaee
    @Noirthebaee 9 месяцев назад +35

    “That’s why your feet so bad” Callback to season one😂😂

    • @morgane.n
      @morgane.n 9 месяцев назад +1

      He said Big not bad 😂

  • @JB-ge1ot
    @JB-ge1ot 9 месяцев назад +335

    MY FELLOW STONER JANINE TEAGUES😂😂The fact that they all do something is hella realistic. Even Gregory uptight ass got an edible. Barbara being the Bible thumping queen per usual.😅
    “Crackheads” Mr Johnson PLEASE😂😂😂

    • @foxylady6901
      @foxylady6901 9 месяцев назад +25

      Right!! They made relatable characters even more relatable. I love knowing their little vices 😂😂

    • @empressleesa2252
      @empressleesa2252 9 месяцев назад +30

      Edible protein bar at dat😂😂. He made doing drugs boring

    • @cheetahgirlfan32
      @cheetahgirlfan32 9 месяцев назад +7

      An edible protein bar lmao

  • @choclitbeauty
    @choclitbeauty 9 месяцев назад +54

    The Devil's Lettuce 😅

  • @loveleighloveoffical
    @loveleighloveoffical 9 месяцев назад +22

    Everything about this scene including the pan down to the clogs is PERFECTION

  • @ManiMonet5963
    @ManiMonet5963 9 месяцев назад +23

    This Show IS EVERYTHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍

  • @captainkarma212
    @captainkarma212 9 месяцев назад +58

    Sheryl Lee is dying to break out her Jamaican accent again

    • @blucat016
      @blucat016 8 месяцев назад

      Came back after the Librarian episode. You’ll love it.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yes when she said Ganja

  • @doyalikejazz5251
    @doyalikejazz5251 9 месяцев назад +44

    street name 🙅🏽‍♀️✝️CHRIST

  • @UseURHead
    @UseURHead 9 месяцев назад +11

    This is an awesome acted, written scene!! Amazing!

  • @jackiegoodall2624
    @jackiegoodall2624 9 месяцев назад +46

    "Damn Afroman" 😂

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 9 месяцев назад +45

    This whole scene was literally just a truth advertisement especially for vaping 🤣

    • @blucat016
      @blucat016 9 месяцев назад

      You don’t beat cigarettes with the Truth Campaign, you smoke cigarettes with the Truth Campaign.

  • @cfinley81
    @cfinley81 7 месяцев назад +8

    "This man just made drugs boring!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Largo3point0
    @Largo3point0 9 месяцев назад +13

    So, Ava and Jacob go to the movies together...? I can believe that.

  • @susanmutanu2963
    @susanmutanu2963 3 месяца назад +7

    "hi" I bet you are

  • @jesswhycamarz
    @jesswhycamarz 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Janine is quietly off that loud” 😂😂😂

  • @lucasisacomic
    @lucasisacomic 9 месяцев назад +21

    Smoking rag weed
    Lmao love the way she explains it

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 9 месяцев назад +1

      I love the accuracy of her calling it reefer.

  • @THERSC216
    @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +7

    So lets go over their drugs/alcohol:
    -Jacob-vapes
    -Janine-smokes medicinal weed
    -Ava-hookah
    -Gregory-weed (protein) edibles
    -Barbara-wine
    -Melissa-CBD weed
    -Custodian-weed

  • @killerflamingo9566
    @killerflamingo9566 8 месяцев назад +4

    I just eyeball it and I’m like alright

  • @truelove2283
    @truelove2283 9 месяцев назад +23

    Hookah Head😂😂😂

  • @gifted_mom3
    @gifted_mom3 9 месяцев назад +7

    And this is reason 727 why I watch Abbott

  • @abhishay22
    @abhishay22 9 месяцев назад +22

    Damn Afroman 😂😂

  • @frozenandchosen
    @frozenandchosen 27 дней назад

    This scene is the one that brought me back to this show, hadn’t kept up with it since the first couple episodes of Season 2

  • @quintinsweat
    @quintinsweat 9 месяцев назад +14

    Bruh this scene had me dying 😂

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera 9 месяцев назад +8

    Street name Christ ! 😂

  • @steelersluv
    @steelersluv 3 дня назад +1

    I know a few teachers that smoke weed. They almost have to dealing with those kids. Lol

  • @mosopebolaji5454
    @mosopebolaji5454 9 месяцев назад +19

    Janine smoking? cant picture it

    • @Chirp331
      @Chirp331 9 месяцев назад +34

      Neither can I, but she did date Tyriek for at least a decade and that man DEFINITELY blazing at every opportunity.

    • @virginiarogers9391
      @virginiarogers9391 9 месяцев назад +6

      Lmfao I definitely can

    • @NisaFaro
      @NisaFaro 9 месяцев назад +11

      Janine’s types are usually the ones who are the biggest stoners😂

  • @markjackson6431
    @markjackson6431 9 месяцев назад +2

    the best line(s) was
    Janine: hiiii
    Student: hmph bet you are.
    that made me CACKLE

  • @jessicaarcher2517
    @jessicaarcher2517 9 месяцев назад +23

    Nah this episode was mad good 😭😭smoking is everything though sorry not sorry

  • @videoman4040
    @videoman4040 Месяц назад +1

    “Wow this man just made drugs boring” 😂

  • @amp7853
    @amp7853 9 месяцев назад +5

    I think this my favorite episode 😂😂

  • @thatgirlPAIGE94
    @thatgirlPAIGE94 9 месяцев назад +23

    I love clogs lol

  • @eanoworro1028
    @eanoworro1028 3 месяца назад +2

    "That's why yo feet so big!..."

  • @malmal3003
    @malmal3003 9 месяцев назад +2

    I literally LOL’d the whole episode 🤣😂

  • @thamsanqathesonsinxezi
    @thamsanqathesonsinxezi 7 месяцев назад +2

    I’m hearing him with the protein bar edible on weekends.

  • @taissaoliveira
    @taissaoliveira 9 месяцев назад +2

    this episode was 10/10 I laughed from the beginning to the end!

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:38
    I love seeing their reaction lol

  • @ashleydowney1222
    @ashleydowney1222 9 месяцев назад +8

    I must be boring then. Because as a 31 year old woman. I don't smoke anything. Never have. Marijuana smells like dirty diapers. Never smoke a cigarette either or vaped. As an asthmatic. I am not putting anything willingly in my lungs that isn't my Albuterol inhaler.

    • @noriakikakyoin898
      @noriakikakyoin898 8 месяцев назад +1

      one chance at life and u dont do drugs lmao ur experience to waste ig

  • @kmallory100
    @kmallory100 9 месяцев назад +6

    Damn Afroman!

  • @annieduda939
    @annieduda939 9 месяцев назад +2

    The best dialogue 👏👏👏

  • @camsiv
    @camsiv 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was screaming at- that’s why your feet are so big

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 7 месяцев назад +3

    0:30, 1:00, 1:30, 1:42
    Half the staff is blazing lol

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 7 месяцев назад +1

      A lot of teachers blaze on the weekend or at night to deal with the bad kids and their parents.

  • @TEExTIMEPODCAST
    @TEExTIMEPODCAST 2 месяца назад +1

    " damn afro man" lmao

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 8 месяцев назад

    A very reasonable conversation.

  • @tinaspiteri2618
    @tinaspiteri2618 День назад

    The devils lettuce makes me cry 😂

  • @jrwash1987
    @jrwash1987 9 месяцев назад +2

    Me and my Man cracked up during this scene lol

  • @jclark21218
    @jclark21218 8 месяцев назад

    damn afroman - loll took me back to 2001 when his one hit came out. LMAO

  • @hungry_carrot876
    @hungry_carrot876 7 дней назад

    Why does Barbara think you anort CBD?🤣🤣🤣

  • @gadingsaurus
    @gadingsaurus 3 дня назад

    YOUR LUNGS ARE DUST!

  • @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848
    @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848 9 месяцев назад +6

    that's why your feet are so big!

  • @taer7097
    @taer7097 9 месяцев назад +1

    I wish my job was cool like that weed is legal where I live but a lot of people are still afraid of it just admitting you smoke will have your bosses and supervisors judging you and calling you a safety hazard even if you’re sober 😂

  • @RoqueAlvarez-b3b
    @RoqueAlvarez-b3b 4 месяца назад +1

    Crackheads had me 😊😊

  • @MCX-rz9zz
    @MCX-rz9zz 9 месяцев назад +16

    you believe THE BEAR won BEST COMEDY SERIES after watching this scene??

  • @glittergirl-tz4ru
    @glittergirl-tz4ru 7 месяцев назад +1

    That's why your feet are. so big LOL

  • @chillbest14
    @chillbest14 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Truth campaign

  • @bee1979
    @bee1979 8 месяцев назад

    I thought vape pens weren’t alcohol

  • @nbsmoovee
    @nbsmoovee 9 месяцев назад

    i always knew janine was the main character

  • @edselgreaves6503
    @edselgreaves6503 12 дней назад

    This is the episode i use to introduce new people to this show 😂 If they dont get the humor after this, theyre a lost cause.

  • @anij3222
    @anij3222 9 месяцев назад +3

    Janine is back at the school?

    • @blackdateline1996
      @blackdateline1996 9 месяцев назад +2

      No she’s just meandering 😂😂

    • @foxylady6901
      @foxylady6901 9 месяцев назад +5

      She can't help herself she loves them and misses them 😂

    • @adampkalb
      @adampkalb 8 месяцев назад +1

      In Career Day Part 1, Manny told Janine that while she is in the Robe Fellowship at the District of Philadelphia, she is welcome to come back to Abbott twice a week to keep in touch with her fellow teachers and test out all her new ideas. At the beginning of Smoking, Janine explains that she visits Abbott Elementary School to check on her class's weekly substitute teachers. While the B-story was about Janine questioning Jessca's teaching methods when she never takes her job seriously, coming back to Abbott Elementary to check on her substitutes also roped her into the A-story about the smoking student. Obviously, Smoking is a topic too serious for Janine's district job to separate her from what goes on at the school in this story. March 24, 2024, 12:58am

  • @EclecticG
    @EclecticG 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thats why youre feet so big?!

  • @XxCloudiexX
    @XxCloudiexX 7 месяцев назад

    I went to that school!

  • @dereoncameron356
    @dereoncameron356 18 дней назад

    That's my stepdads nephew

  • @jaleesagreene6800
    @jaleesagreene6800 9 месяцев назад +4

    I don't know why this new generation is smoking. But it's not cute and it was out of style please don't bring it back.

  • @icy_stars
    @icy_stars 8 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evcfy
    @evcfy 25 дней назад

    i vaped all thru saltburn too he aint special

  • @bethanymontas2760
    @bethanymontas2760 9 месяцев назад +10

    Noice

  • @nivlek07
    @nivlek07 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848
    @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848 9 месяцев назад +7

    so, they need a professional to explain to entitled minded kids why adults can do things children can't? That's sadder then funny... deep down...

    • @10293
      @10293 9 месяцев назад

      It’s a very fun direction this world is heading in lol

    • @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848
      @virtualworlddisorderrealit1848 9 месяцев назад

      glad I won't be around forever...@@10293

  • @SableSenegal
    @SableSenegal 9 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @LCTmusic683
    @LCTmusic683 9 месяцев назад +2

    Whats funny is how bad of a character Jeanine is. She starts this whole episode’s problem by calling out Jacob for vaping

    • @misstriciak
      @misstriciak 9 месяцев назад +11

      Jacob' smoking problem has been exposed since the pilot episode.

  • @winterforest2765
    @winterforest2765 9 месяцев назад

    I mean Let's not pretend that we would air someone's vices at work unless we hate them

  • @millieharrison7178
    @millieharrison7178 8 месяцев назад

    Y

  • @michaelar.p7134
    @michaelar.p7134 9 месяцев назад +6

    I didnt like this episode. I get that plenty of adults watch without children but theres also plenty of families that watch with elementary or middle school aged children. And before anyone says it of course I talk to my own children about all the things to include not doing drugs. Still Jeanine going from how she was S1 and S2 , to smoking weed nightly. the rest of them doing similiar and the assembly being very ambigoius on all the drugs to include opoids. Really irresponsible writing for a show about elementary students. The new swearing smoke Jeanine is not as funny anyhow. Not enjoying this season at all and I was a big fan of S1 and S2.

    • @misstriciak
      @misstriciak 9 месяцев назад +17

      Isn't the takeaway lesson of this episode is children should stay in the children's world and let adults be adults including their teachers?
      If anything, the scene alone will help start the conversation with the young generation who is growing up in a world where everything the teachers mentionned is actually legal and authorized for sale. Now that's the scary part.

    • @LouSTL314
      @LouSTL314 9 месяцев назад +11

      Well no disrespect but just because this show has elementary students, doesn’t mean that the audience should be elementary students. The show from the very beginning has had all kinds of sexual innuendos and profanity. It’s centered around the teachers, not the kids.

    • @Nda54Gem
      @Nda54Gem 9 месяцев назад +2

      The Seasons Hits all the different Life scenarios in this show for discussions in the home with children in school. Awareness is Always KEY.

  • @blucat016
    @blucat016 9 месяцев назад

    Sorry, Janine. You don’t beat cigarettes with the Truth campaign, you smoke cigarettes with the Truth campaign for they’re so cringy and tone deaf.
    Disclaimer:
    As much as I’m in favor of ending smoking. The Truth campaign is notoriously cringey, doesn’t really post facts but rather obscure ones that don’t touch on the key issue of why people smoke, especially vaping which is still smoking.
    Also their ads are basically RUclips Rewind.