This Youtuber Hates Me
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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Twitter ► / pyrocynicaltv
Subreddit ► / pyrocynical
Facebook ► / pyrocynical
Steam Group ► bit.ly/15E33o3
Instagram ► / pyrocynical
Twitch ► / pyrocynical
Tumblr ► / pyrocynical
Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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BROFIST ...........
Sony cant copystrike your video if you disable the audio
Smart move pyro
BRAIN 100
Big brain
But he'll get no watch time because no one would watch a video with no audio especially not from this nigga
@@notme5501 That isn't the point
Bet
Wow pyro I never knew your CGI skills are so good! That intro was Oscar-worthy!
How the hell am i so early
8 minutes
78 likes
I heard Pyro has been put in charge of CGI for the new Sonic movie
Than he was replace because of the backlash
Cum Toblerone
Thanks pyro for making such an amazing video. As a member of the deaf community thank you for showing respect and not making fun of us like other RUclipsrs. Your videos are honestly incredible
Since your deaf how are u typing bro.
Voice to speech bruh
Oh shit I forgot about that
Wait how do you know the video isn't making any sound, and how is being deaf related to typing I'm really confused
Wait the video has no sound
Deaf people watching pyrocynical be like
@ND Freak hey 🖐️ the video doesn't have audio
@ND Freak The video has no audio, since his outro music is now owned by Sony!
@@AugustusMagnusMaximus and apparently Niall's voice is now owned by UMG
@@drbarryva Tbh, every sound is owned by UMG now.
@@AugustusMagnusMaximus bruh every noise we make we have to give 43% of our balance to UMG
Pyro, where the audio at bruh? Legit thought that my phone was broken.
Julian Syiemlieh copyright songs
Same
Same
Same
Same
Pyro: I’m doing a game review
Everyone: Is iT PeTsCop TwO?!?!?!
TOWO
It better be
It's actually super salty bros 2
Get it right
Pyro: I will upload petscop 2
Fans: You liar!
Funny
@ItsYeCheeseCake fuck off you goddamn heathen
Lowkey kekkin
Jason Bradford mate, their right what is funny about this
@@drebin6895 0:59 dumbass watch the video to get the joke
Put on captions, and you'll hear every word in his voice
Henry Boy Thanks, now I know what he’s saying
@@Nexus-2635 yes i can
I don’t care because I knew that, and I already had captions turned on..
Thank I will try it
Jesus Christ your right
Pyro: Complains about Pewdiepie stealing his video ideas
Also Pyro: Complains about RUclipsrs stealing others video ideas
Also Also Pyro: Steals two video ideas from Jarvis Johnson
Also Also Also Pyro: Steals the idea of weird cyrillic russian merch from that one guy
Also Also Also Also Pyro: Doesn't upload petscop 2
Also also also also also also also Pyro: bUy My MeRcH
@@rams6702 from that one small gaming channel who promised to do a face reveal at 100mil
Pyrocinical: this is not even funny.
Also Pyrocinical: laughed at a cat fall out a wheel chair for like 5 minuets
pyrocinical
pyrocinical
Pyrocinical
pyrocinical
Pyro "that's not how you spell it lol ex dee" cinical
He said the game review is taking a while
PETSCOP 2
my fucking god
Nah it’s roblox
666th like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
joce you man of culture pearl is best
Pyro: **Mutes entire video**
Me, a Pyro fan: **watches anyway**
100th like 👍
I am on a binge-spree for pyro's videos but I still wouldn't watch muted videos
Glad that there's subtitles otherwise it is pointless
Oh what's this?
A RUclipsr disliking another RUclipsr
That can't be
Shocking isn't it?.
Disstrack time
@@IncredulousMisanthrope indeed it is
Oh shit its 2016 again
The leafy era is back boys
So guys, we did it, we avoided petscop 2 for longer than I have not seen my father.
i haven't seen my dad in 11 years, and I think 11 years ago pyro was about 3, so
Where's the restroom
PETSCOP 2
petscop 250,000
Working on a game?
Is Pyrocynical working on Petscop 2: the official game?
Game review ,he's not making a game though I would love to see that
tfw pyro’s entire video got claimed so hard that the sound just doesn’t exist anymore
Pewdiepie: Makes merch with Russian lettering.
Pyrocynical: Hold my beer
kingamer123 I don't think he held it, I think he actually put it into the translator - EPIC
I guess the gold standard of RUclips merch is to have your words in either Cyrillic or Kanji.
Year of the Russia
These fucking memes aren’t funny there like 11 years old fuck off
Hold my vodka
Your merch has the right translation.
Signed, your Russian fan.
Russian hacker
Scottster 02, I am your friendly neighbor, hacking elections yet again!
Thanks for the clarification, lmao.
That's pretty epic.
Каво? Какой рашен фэн, пиши на русском, #славаукраине
8:35 As both an Apple and Android user you gave me double PTSD
ah yes epic windows phone
JayDexxxy congratulations on being bisexual
Thats like vaxxing against autism you degenerate
Yeah
I actually shivered a bit
Hold up, stop scrolling for a second.
Ok keep scrolling
thanks man my thumb was about to snap in half from mindless scrolling from losing interest in the video in the first 30 seconds, thanks for the break i needed it.
0 Stuff same
Xd lol.
Thanks m8
Whoever didn't stop we will send them to the ranch
What the video game could be
1. Something we've barely seen
2. Something we've all seen
3. Obligitory Petscop 2 joke
4. Team Fortress 2
you can literally use that format about pyros videos...except change TF2 to Fortnite
@@dksickestshadowgonebad1887 That fits in something we've all seen
both
I’m thinking sekiro
Wow Petscop 2 looks really nice good job Pyro I wasn’t expecting this
Brutus Mars NO! NO! NO!
I agree.
No, just stop
1000th like im starting to regain my soul
captain donut
How in God’s name?
-Another RUclipsr hates pyrocynical-
_Pyros fans be like:_
*So where petscop 2!?*
My God, you're a prophet!. You literally predicted it!.
True that
Cum Toblerone
So guys we did it
@Don'tAsk you have chlamydia
I know this video is rather old, but why is there no sound until the outro?
I think his outro music got claimed for the entire channel so he has to change them
@@shrimpo5084 it's the whole video
I'm assuming that something went wrong when he had to mass-edit his outro music
had to edit his outro out to get his monetization back, but it fucked up the video. Pretty sure there are subtitles.
James Matthews ikr
The Russian language exists:
RUclipsrs : Its free real estate
the family friendly youtubers use japanese, the demonetized ones use russian
@@christianred9730 just you
the Russian language: exists**
TheBiggestBoi bruh i’m fluent in russian and “pyro” on his shirt is pronounced “peero” it’s so funny
Marc was boutta comment that
2:42
You look like 2013 jacksepticeye in a Happy Wheels video thumbnail
You look like james Charles
Are you James Charles sir?
I may or may not be James Charles
Honest Ey ?
What movie/series is that scene from btw?
No one:
Actually happened: *OMG PYRO'S DAD ACTUALLY GOT OUT OF JAIL INSANE STORYTIME*
*SWITCHING PLACES WITH MY CONVICTED DAD 😮😮 PRISON VLOG (SHOWER GONE SEXUAL)*
Cringe
399 likes
Rikatan bro did someone post cringe bro
But Pyro... I accidentally clicked on your video at 3 in the morning.
Winter Daybreák but I clicked on it at 3:50...
Hey my wife’s boyfriend just got me dark souls remastered for the switch!
Shit man that’s really cool
........ something doesn't add up here
Ultra instinct Goku ...wait a minute, somethin bout that math aint right
Took me a second but I got it
Hold Up
Pyro please just make Petscop 2 and I will give you your children back. Thanks epic gamer.
EDIT: Don’t worry guys I just let them play Fortnite all day so don’t be worried!
Wait isn't he the one supposed to be begging 😂
iiMonarchyPageii (MIND FUCKED)
Wait your Karen
Have you give them their daily dose of fortnite and gamers rise up poster?
He said he was making it in a previous video
You haven't uploaded PetScop 2.
Of course RUclipsrs hate you.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England why I just post a comment like this reee
RARARARARARARA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme RUclipsr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear kinfg wesqward
Hi I’m Shima same
Agreed
@@AxxLAfriku stop. Just stop. Please.
I died
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
TheRed Shadow. Good
As a Russian I can assure you that your merch slogn translates to cynical and definetily not deez nutz
Честно, какая-нибудь блядская «Юность» могла такое же сделать и оно бы пиздец как хорошо продалось
@@ratcoatbaby Vodka, voddie vodka beat a bear with bare hands. Putin Vlad Vlad Pu tin. Communism
Man Of Culture haahhaahahahgaahahahahah funny
@@warcriminalgonzo2228 you are a man of many languages. You are a man of culture
@@dbkwk9 and i didn't need to eat your hair to become what I am today
When Pyro calls channels out for clickbaiting, but ends up doing it himself.
*MERCHANT: Can sell any kind of item to a merchant*
Speach 70
Custavo Gomin F. Barter 100
@@custavogominf.6382 u need speech 100 for that
Buddy he was doing clickbait on purpose. So uhhhh, r/wooosh
Clearly kidding.
Thank you for giving me painful flashbacks with my old alarm tune.
Heart attack every time i hear it
@@mikebrary imagine some games put that to be jump scare
Yep
Sam3 but i still use it for some reason
it honestly fills me with dread every time i hear it.
//flashbacks of getting up at 5am
Only big brains will remember this having audio.
Yup
Nope 😔
ye boi
Nobody:
United States:
The actual U.S.: "Haha, that's funny Russia, try again."
Только что от Бэда?
apyr
Russia: We didn't do anything
US: Exactly
Russia: ?
There's gonna be more hate too if we don't see PetScop 2 anytime soon
sure will be
Nah, I'm a patient guy.
The intro is like some Wattpad fanfiction of a RUclipsr.
Everyone who thought there phone broke
Me pretending to hear and make an argument about it
Damn, these edits are simply flawless...
_Are you interested in becoming Brad 4?_
dad pls
come home, making petscop 2 shouldn't take this long :(
wow, you are E D G Y
Lmao imagine watching pyrocynical
Wait fuck
Imagine the story pyro submitted ACTUALLY gets submitted
It will be epic
it won't.
Kyz X shut up
@@dumbcunt973 it will
Kyz X *EPIC*
In a perfect world a story like that does not exist
*BUT this is not a Perfect world*
My grandma shot me 10 times in the head... AND DIDN’T REVIVE ME
Actually Happened
your new merch says "piro" and not pyro, it should be "пайро" lmao have a nice day
Google translate
@@zenith7724 nope i just know russian and how things are pronounced
@@AnOnlineGamer sorry for the confusion. Not saying you google translate it, pyro did. That's why it's wrong.
@@AnOnlineGamer Yeah, he straight up said in the video that it's probably wrong cause he used google translate
isn't пйро correct because the й is interpreted in y in some cases? piro sounds much more correct to me
Can't wait for the "pyrocynical saying cringe for 2 minutes" video
That'd be epic.
That'd be pretty cringe bro
Tjere is one of him saying GAME END
pyro saying "merch" for 2 minutes while in line at mackies
2:44 pyro lookin like a psychopath from Dead Rising 1, gawt damn
Your profile picture gives me nostalgia
he covered too many wars, now he’s completely lost it
God I had dramatic flashbacks from your profile pic
Pyropath
Wait, pyro actually knows how to open his bedroom door?
I was not ready for what was in my father computer:
PETSCOPE 2
PETS NO SCOPE MLG 360 EBIC
@Kitten Girl570 PETSCOPE 3
Scop
Pet scoop
Can’t wait for net scoop part two
Maybe he’d dislike you less if you posted
PETSCOP 2
Too predictable.. get creative
I'm not surprised that you say that
Arjoni Memko Read it again. He said the comment is not creative.
SHARING IS CARING?
YES PYROCINICAL. *COME TO THE MOTHERLAND*
S̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Russian Federation come to the true left!
@@legatebunyuk4853 yes
Death is a preferable alternative to communism!
Can I come
@@Nimarex u are western spy
when he said , i felt that
6 ads, okey. This ain't my Pyro. ( edit: Some people are taking this comment waaaay too seriously. It's meant with no harm and only to be taken with humor. )
AndyTV bruh he needs yo make fucking money also all those ads only ads up to 30 seconds so get over it and stop whining like a little bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AdBlock
@@ertugyigitgezici7634 Wow, you are a horrible business man. Investing 3000 in e-girs is one of the wisest decisions a man can make.
@@darkinlp3300 Nice try pyro alt account
@@naoisedowney4038 hes making a joke cause pyro never gets ads you fucking dumbass
3 commentary communities
The good
the bad
and the brainlet
Roses are red
Snail abuse is bad
Stop copying Jarvis that's just sad.
nice
yeet
Roses are blue
@@buttercupz_ are you stupid roses are yellow
Texture_Turtle There actually are yellow roses
I thought my phone wasn't working, I had to go to spotify to check
I had a heart attack
he hates you cos you aren’t making petscop 2
"If Pewdiepie decided to finally play happy wheels again, why can't Pyro do the same with petscop? "
*Pyrocynical has left the chat
17:42 Swear to god it better be Petscop 2.
There is more at 18:38
Daddylonglegs ‘ I’m not mad just very dissappointed
@YEET_SICKB0I captions
That is some good clickbait, Pyro.
First time?
PYRO wtf I have a phobia of snails I’m actually crying rn
8:35 My heart legit skiped a beat pls don't do it ever again i had my headset on.
*W h e n t h a t a n x i e t y k i c k s i n* 😂 👌
bruh moment
Pyro: Makes a video about clickbaiters
Also Pyro: Proceeds to clickbait the clickbait video
h m m m m m m
for the memes bruh
Meme Review hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks okay
why so serious?
Also Pyro: Places 6 ads in his videos
4:50 I'm glad you mentioned Jarvis Johnson. His video was very good.
Ok CHAD THUNDERCOCK
Za hando: erase space
King crimson: erase time
Pyro: erase sound
Pyro: WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY MID ROLL ADS
*Pyro almost 1 year later*
18 minute video with 6 mid roll ads
First, hbomberguy dunks on Reagan.
Then, Pyro dunks on hbomberguy.
Now Reagan must dunk on Pyro and the cycle will be complete.
hbomberguy needs all the dunking done on him
You know that trollface story is fake because no one is named Lucinda in 2019
This video has no audio (for me at least), but so one else seems to be bother-so I am not bothered.
But we still have captions
Hbomberguy having a 50 minute discussion with the cashier actually happened.
I was there.
Can confirm, I was the copy of Dark Souls Remastered that he was buying
HaychCommieguy
Luckily, Mauler was there to destroy him.
@@graystriped772 i was the switch he used DSR on
I can feel the hatred radiating off this Swede.
This is so sad, Alexa play Congratulations 2
2:46 first hbomb in the intro, then this - breadtube corrupting pyro, slowly but surely
One day he'll reference Contra and it'll all be over
epic
Lindsay Ellis is quaking
Focking commies fuck off ya twats
Hbomb is a youtuber👿
HEY STOP SCROLLING!
Can you buy me some of his epically made merge please
no
No
*No, but actually yes*
Sure
And his name is Cyborg Stromedy from futures past.
Aren't you gonna ask for Lego star wars m8?
Oh god, 7 second riddles are awful. Also, 10/10 intro, would review dark souls again.
I got triggered by the new character alert part due to the alarm tone
For anyone wondering, audio comes back in at 18:00
I've become a sociapath by watching 10 hours of Rick and morty everyday for the last 69 days
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
pew diepiE
As a lv.59 healer their is no healing you we have to kill you dps kill him :(
Richard and Mortimer*
Hbomberguy cameo.
Now that's not something you see everything.
every...day?
Abhinandan Dutta hbomberguy, more like hbombergay
more like soybombe... wait...
SHIT
@@jaystar6357 Yes lol
1:16 Be careful Alex may come to your house and drink your bath water
No audio pyro..... seems like the youtube editor is EPIC
Standard Samsung alarm... that shit got me traumatized....
I feel OFFENDED
16:22
Thats my alarm and when i heard that i just felt pain, suffering, and endless agony
You mean 8:36?
no
@@squidwardbutwithafetish9653 That's mine too.
Same
No meme, I like your merch Pyro, keep it up man. I'll get it when I can.
I would like if it wasn't at exactly 69
7:43 basically Dio from the first three episodes of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
ITS TRUE THATS FUCKING DIO
putting petscop 2 into my comment until pyro releases petscop 2: video 25
So guys we did it
We’ve reached a quarter of 100 videos
*Everyone: Petscop 2*
*Me: Spyro reignited review*
Woomy boy yes
Glowing brain pyrocynical subscriber, a rare thing to see nowadays
"please let me see my kids" 😂 now that's original merch 👌
~Start the video
~~MFW No sound
~Turn up audio, still no sound
~Check Phone
~Outro music plays FULL BLAST
~Heart attack
~Dies
~This is so sad
i like to watch your videos when i play epic xbox games with james charles
Game review in the pipeline you say? Could this be Petscop 2?
Those Microsoft Points really got me lmao. Can remember €10 got you 800.
Everybody gangsta until Pyro puts captions on an inaudible video....
Your entertainment excels in your editing. That's your specialty.
Your comment had one like, I liked it and you then had three likes...
Did God do this?
@@spudato961 peter griffin is god
@@FD-pi2gj peter griffen is not the loving god you mistaken Homosapien
He has editors, or at least one
8:11 I really thought that was my phone, scared the shit out of me!
same man i hate fucking snails so much
edit: nvm i thought you were talking about the snail thing sorry
weeb
15:59 as well
hello Brazilian boi that is everywhere. I know your secret
@@kaynstoopid448 I'm glad you know ;)
What if This RUclipsr Hates Me was actually the friends we made along the way?
Pyrocynical:builds stone house
Jschlatt:walks
Pyro:The hell did you just fricken say to me you little shit
I legit might get the new Russian merch pretty nice looking thanks PewDiePie
EDIt:lol this isn't PewDiePie it's the sensational fortnite gamer pyrolysis my bad gamers
Bootleg PewDiePie makes nice merch
8:35
this one triggered me because i actually have this sound as my alarm signal
Game review?!
Could that mean....
*Petscop 2*
Fortnite game review, duh
I thought the opening was an avant-garde silent film at first until I realized he had to mute the video due to youtube demolishing his channel