What Would You Do To Meet Nicolas Cage? | Hypothetical

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @RudyRadian
    @RudyRadian 4 года назад +239

    That "Hey man" caught me off guard XD

  • @i-am-batman8538
    @i-am-batman8538 4 года назад +561

    I love James Acaster more than Churchill loved those goddamn peaches.

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 4 года назад +20

      Solid reference!

    • @donnadicasa
      @donnadicasa 4 года назад +12

      I've left that quote under a few of his vids. Makes me giggle when I picture his face.🍑🍑😆

    • @WSK207
      @WSK207 4 года назад +8

      Goddamn I love these comments and/or peaches.

    • @kinatonchi
      @kinatonchi 4 года назад +7

      I’m glad someone wrote this

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 4 года назад

      i don't know what that's referencing but it made me laugh :)

  • @alant84
    @alant84 4 года назад +342

    I cannot believe that her "disguise myself as Nicolas Cage" masterplan did not lead to a single mention of Face/Off

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 4 года назад +19

      It's an absolute outrage. Why even bring it up at all if you're not making an extended Face/Off reference?

    • @MiniLiquidLlama
      @MiniLiquidLlama 4 года назад +33

      James Acaster does! "Also, can I just clarify, have you already had the surgery to look like Nicholas Cage at this point"
      It's just no-one else caught it

  • @cascade9584
    @cascade9584 4 года назад +261

    Bro Victoria came out with the HEAT🔥🔥🔥🔥it took this woman 10 seconds to reduce this man to a pathetic pile of rubble

    • @TestingGoose
      @TestingGoose 4 года назад +5

      Even though she was wrong? I'm not really a nicholas cage fan, but she definitely exaggerated.

    • @cascade9584
      @cascade9584 4 года назад +14

      @@TestingGoose ok man

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 4 года назад +1

      69 likes seems somehow apt for Victoria but I can't quite put my finger on why?

    • @TestingGoose
      @TestingGoose 4 года назад +3

      @@cascade9584 hey I'm just saying you can reduce anyone to a pile of rubble if you make shit up

    • @valerieweihing6682
      @valerieweihing6682 4 года назад +10

      @@TestingGoose 4 Marriages :www.closerweekly.com/posts/nicolas-cage-wives-meet-the-actors-4-spouses-including/
      He wore a snake skin jacket in Wild at Hear, couldn't find anything about boots but I've heard it before.
      He ended up paying 14 million in taxes and is now deeply in debt. goldentaxrelief.com/how-nicolas-cage-ended-up-with-14-million-in-taxes/

  • @rono3457
    @rono3457 2 года назад +9

    I like how as soon as Róisín meets the security guard she drops the stunt double bit and just pretends to be Nick Cage

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 4 года назад +117

    So she has 24 hours left to live and Roisin starts with "So, im going to have breakfast". Damn right, get your priorities in check.

    • @AeroGold1
      @AeroGold1 3 года назад +2

      Yes she could have used that time to pack the right soap and cream...

    • @BlueBagger83
      @BlueBagger83 3 года назад

      Have you not watched her on Cats Does Countdown? She's always bringing food - I'm not one bit surprised she went straight to breakfast!

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 2 года назад +1

      Most important meal of the day!

    • @galinageorgieva8554
      @galinageorgieva8554 Год назад

      @@spencechan to skip

  • @LWayPro
    @LWayPro 4 года назад +61

    Phil wang doesnt talk much, but it’s always great when he does.

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 4 года назад +39

    I love the fact that Victoria curls up in her chair!

  • @tombpunk
    @tombpunk 4 года назад +109

    “Is it that he doesn’t pay tax?” Haha

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 4 года назад +12

      all the examples she gave were brutal but completely true, it is weird the other girl saying he seems like a decent man, where is she getting her information? lol

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 4 года назад +2

      F-in hero, #TaxationIsTheft!

    • @StickBugYoutube
      @StickBugYoutube 3 года назад +1

      @@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Do your research, she isn't true at all lol

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад +1

      @@StickBugRUclips meh

  • @MrPatoya
    @MrPatoya 4 года назад +171

    Primal received a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, so not his worst.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +8

      the synopsis is bad enough, they didn't even have to make the movie.

    • @richardtickler8555
      @richardtickler8555 4 года назад +11

      @@RIXRADvidz it gives me hope to make it as a writer. If this shit gets a film anything can

  • @ukaszHorodecki
    @ukaszHorodecki 4 года назад +103

    And here I was, thinking I couldn't love Victoria more.

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic
    @TheFlair4thedramatic 4 года назад +27

    Roisin is seriously underrated

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly 2 года назад

      She's always so un-pretentious, such a good laugh

  • @hannah-ni2wd
    @hannah-ni2wd 4 года назад +32

    roisin and victoria on the same episode omg 🎉

  • @Munki
    @Munki 4 года назад +13

    Roisin is such a treasure.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 4 года назад +7

    4:27 *Aaahhhhh, that's real*

  • @altblankn1448
    @altblankn1448 4 года назад +22

    i would disguise myself as a plant and hide in the corner of his living room, just observing him and accumulating knowledge, until eventually i leave mysterious notes dotted around his house, praising him and his work, and as he slowly falls in love with the stranger leaving him letters, i will leave, and he will hurt for what happened to poor ghost rider 💔

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 4 года назад +46

    Wait a second, the plot of ‘Primal’ is exactly the same as Con Air - a Nicolas Cage movie about an important mass transpiration of prisoners/animals kept in cages, and an incredibly dangerous man unleashes said prisoners/animals to cause chaos, whilst Cage must stop the prisoners/animals from causing problems and capture the dangerous man.

  • @brynejordan2877
    @brynejordan2877 4 года назад +8

    Has anyone noticed that Nicholas Cage looks more and more like Jonathan Ross?

  • @RachaelWise
    @RachaelWise 4 года назад +9

    James laughing at 5:07 is so funny. Don't know if I've ever heard him laugh. Lol

  • @joshuawho1
    @joshuawho1 4 года назад +14

    Just start making a superman film and he'll come running

  • @aimeepollock2943
    @aimeepollock2943 4 года назад +4

    I don’t know why I’m more hung up on the plot of shipping assassins with poached endangered animals rather then the idea of getting a photo with Cage or die...

  • @jordanrichardlewis
    @jordanrichardlewis 4 года назад +15

    James Acaster is, without a doubt, the funniest man in the world!

  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks 4 года назад +34

    Nick Cage has one weakness... Elvis. She just needs to dress up as Elvis an Nick would come to her for a selfie.

  • @rssNomad
    @rssNomad 4 года назад +6

    so, this is stand-up-taskmaster? love it btw

  • @lukemeacham1282
    @lukemeacham1282 4 года назад +4

    Call his agent, tell them you are a known comedian and fan, and ask if you can meet Nick.

  • @swine13
    @swine13 4 года назад +11

    Roisins voice goes about almost as low as mine, and im a 30yr old guy 😳
    Respect 🤜🤛

  • @marcblakely2460
    @marcblakely2460 3 года назад +1

    Hold it right there rashy

  • @EmmaRiddle543
    @EmmaRiddle543 4 года назад +2

    Aahhh that’s real
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @bertvg86
    @bertvg86 4 года назад +43

    Instead of the make up, she could have taken his face...off.

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 2 года назад

    the puppy filters scare me too.

  • @darincurrington838
    @darincurrington838 4 года назад +2

    Go Victoria!

  • @FrowningIke
    @FrowningIke 4 года назад +1

    Sounded very much like the plot to Con-Air! 🤔

  • @bongoingaroundbritain.
    @bongoingaroundbritain. 4 года назад +6

    They made no rule against going to Madame Tussauds, or any other wax work museum 😁

  • @Dalemonks
    @Dalemonks 3 года назад +1

    It's really simple, make a simple low budget movie and ask nick cage to do it for $50. He'd do it.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 3 года назад

    Also one could just spend 48 hours preparing for a siege. Stocking up on weapons, watching movies with Black Widow in them studying the ways of fighting. You just try and kill me in 48 hours. Added motivation you are more ready to defend yourself from any other thing that could hypothetically happen, zombie apocalypse, vampire attack, Mormons.

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 2 года назад

    I cannot stress enough how much I thought "Nicholas Cage plays a rhino" wasn't a flub.

  • @worthseaobrie
    @worthseaobrie 4 года назад +3

    Turns out Primal is an actual film and not just some shit they made up as I thought

  • @Michael-vh6ph
    @Michael-vh6ph 4 года назад +6

    Rashin

  • @Kaziklu
    @Kaziklu 4 года назад +5

    Offer him 200 quid.

  • @bajer111
    @bajer111 4 года назад +3

    I'd just sendt him the script for a horrible movie involving piranas, trasures and double decker planes, and he'd see me within a couple of hours to star in it.

  • @griffonwing
    @griffonwing 4 года назад +1

    So... She would be Rash-ine Con-Air-ty?

  • @MikeWest333
    @MikeWest333 4 года назад

    Primal is a legit boss film.

  • @R.Daneel
    @R.Daneel 3 года назад

    @1:16 She wouldn't flinch.

  • @harrycain5912
    @harrycain5912 3 года назад

    Had to Google who Nicolas Cage is 😶

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +3

    are you kidding? what can I pay to get AWAY from Nick Cage? the man is EVERYWHERE!! Starbucks, WholeFoods, BirdCall, Starbuds, everywhere you look, Nick Cage! Nick Cage! Nick Cage !! is he stalking me?

  • @longkevin11
    @longkevin11 3 года назад +1

    Would you pay tax if you had to pay for at least 7 divorces?

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 3 года назад

    Primal was actually quite good! What if you went to the set of Primal and got the picture but were mauled by one of the wild animals? Now you find yourself a paraplegic or a full plegic. You are so injured that you'd rather not live so you are begging for another chance with the challenge because you're not planning to do anything to see Mr. Cage. But then because of the terrible situation you find yourself in you can't get rid of the f-er, Cage is always hanging around you can't go a couple of days without him finding you. Also it's not easy for you to hide because of well the state of your body. That folks, would be my luck. Plus, personally I'd probably not bother in the first place and just live well for 2 days.

  • @jaypicard6198
    @jaypicard6198 4 года назад +1

    I bet he paid enough tax on his place on the Royal Cresent in Bath.

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 2 года назад

    You have got to ask yourself one question…would it be worth any inconvenience at all, no matter how major or minor on your part, to have your pic taken with Nick Cage….I think not.

  • @HeatherHotcakes
    @HeatherHotcakes 3 года назад

    In what culture are you allowed to put your dirty, outside shoes on a communal chair, 1:16?

  • @henrietta9206
    @henrietta9206 3 года назад +2

    hey guys, that thumbnail, YOU CAN DO BETTER. Dont do that to Roisin/females. even IF they are comedians. 👎👎👎👎

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 4 года назад +10

    Sigh. Victoria Coren Mitchell loudly (and inaccurately) blasting someone's perceived decency, while simultaneously putting her feet up on furniture that doesn't belong to her, really sums up her entire personality.

    • @askesl
      @askesl 4 года назад +32

      I think that comment says more about you, than about Victoria.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +6

      so then, you're Not a fan?

    • @ukaszHorodecki
      @ukaszHorodecki 4 года назад +13

      Found the guy in the snakeskin shoes!

    • @Davidudka
      @Davidudka 4 года назад +4

      Personally I think she's gorgeous and she can have use of my chaise longues anytime.

    • @GreatLawlOfChina
      @GreatLawlOfChina 4 года назад +9

      @@askesl what does it say about Beatnik besides he knows his facts? Nick cage is famously philanthropic and has won the UN humanitarian award. He's donated more than Victoria's net worth to charities. What charities does Victoria donate to? Enlighten me

  • @nicosmind3
    @nicosmind3 4 года назад

    Nicolas Cage doesnt pay tax!?!?
    Im just going to say it,
    F-in hero!!
    #TaxationIsTheft

  • @Tommysimonsen
    @Tommysimonsen 4 года назад +2

    Remove Josh, and this show would be watchebel.

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 3 года назад

      I think he helped make the show and that's how he gets on these things ://