@@Goldiney Two years later, I'll notify you that you have the ability to pin comments as the uploader, if you wish - you can show your appreciation that way
+Spot The Cat Reroute main power through the deuterium injectors and phase align the magnetic constrictors to a coherent resonance of the inverse phase pulse.
@@Goldiney You know, leaving aside the fact that main power through the injectors will cause a Heisenberg violation that the compensaters are not programmed to deal with, such a move would leave a fracture in subspace that you could drive a plot hole through.
That look on Sulu’s face set to the lyrics “we pull something out of our behinds” will haunt me forever. Thankfully you didn’t use a much later version. Worf would have been even more disturbing. With a hint of lilac.
They could have made this entire song about Voyager. While all of Star Trek made shit up, the magical quasi-science used by Janeway and her entourage took it to unimaginable new heights.
@@n0wheregrrl Oh really? Did you forget about the baryon sweep? The one that removed all the baryons from the area, which would've disintegrated the Enterprise on the subatomic level?
Oh my god, I never noticed how goddamn PRETTY Sulu was before this. I just...yeah, sorry, but wow. I mean, even now he's an alright-looking guy - so's his husband - but...damn. And this is a great video; I love the song and the series, so it's no great surprise I'd love this, too.
Anyone else notice that in Star Trek every ship is like a glass cannon I get short ones in the cooler than silly I will blow up like 10 seconds and like the song says Lipo something off their ass and fix it
@saprswife Thank you very much!! I don't make them very often, but I really enjoy it when I do. This was by far my favorite to make! Check out my profile for some more :) (Albeit, 240p low quality)
MehrumesDagon I would tell you to just google it but I'm in a nice mood and I was looking them up for myself anyway so here:I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head! Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears, he said, "Captain, can't you see? The ship is gonna blow, do something, I beseech!" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach And I say, Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Though he's just a child, and some think him a twit Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar What is with the Klingons? Remember, in the day, They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase 'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits [Italicized lyrics only from live performance:] And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we'll just make some shit up Well now they got a new show And it's called Enterprise And it takes place a hundred years Before Kirk was alive They say that it's a prequel Or so that's what it's called It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved They have a Vulcan female And she's a nervous wreck Her ass is sweet as Seven's only green So what the heck They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind--we're totally screwed but never mind-- We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
New Bonus verse from Voltaire on his album BiTrektual: Well it would seem a big wig up at Paramount must have felt the franchise was stale by all accounts 'cause he hired J. J. Abrams to give the thing a shove, I feared that he would mock and mangle everything I love! Well I went to the movie, and there much to my shock, there were hunky models playing Kirk and Spock. Vulcan's been destroyed and the timeline has been crushed. So someone tell me why I love this film so f*ing much? And I said bounce graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish, that's the way we do things and we're making sh*t up as we wish. The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us, 'cause if we find we're in a bind, we're totally screwed but never mind, we'll pull something out of our behind... (What does God need with a starship?) We just make some sh*t up!
Absolutely fantastic job! Really nice choice of clips! Thanks for making such a wonderful video to my song.
I just re-read this seven years later and I am still star-struck that you commented on something I made. You still rock!!!
@@Goldiney Two years later, I'll notify you that you have the ability to pin comments as the uploader, if you wish - you can show your appreciation that way
Pretty much sums up Star Trek solutions.
+Spot The Cat Reroute main power through the deuterium injectors and phase align the magnetic constrictors to a coherent resonance of the inverse phase pulse.
+Goldiney What'd you say about my mother?
@@Goldiney You know, leaving aside the fact that main power through the injectors will cause a Heisenberg violation that the compensaters are not programmed to deal with, such a move would leave a fracture in subspace that you could drive a plot hole through.
@@stanbartsch1984
But what if we reverse the polarity
TWICE
Pass me a chocolate chip and a gel pack ensign! I can fix this hull breech!
That look on Sulu’s face set to the lyrics “we pull something out of our behinds” will haunt me forever.
Thankfully you didn’t use a much later version. Worf would have been even more disturbing. With a hint of lilac.
And i said BOUNCE THE GRAVITRON PARTICLE BEAM OFF THE MAIN DEFLECTOR DISH THAT'S THE WAY WE DO THINGS LAD WE'RE MAKIN' SHIT UP AS WE WISH
Sulu's look of bliss at the last few lines.
They could have made this entire song about Voyager. While all of Star Trek made shit up, the magical quasi-science used by Janeway and her entourage took it to unimaginable new heights.
That's what I loved about Voyager; the motto was essentially "its uncharted space motherfucker, anything goes"
If I could only stop laughing... I'd compliment you on the awesome editing job.
Exactly!
Straight to the fav file!
And now this video fits with the people responsible for the mass effect 3 ending.
and again with mass effect andromeda...
Except that when Star Trek did it, they made it sort of elegant and plausible rather than the colossal trainwreck Mass Effect became.
@@n0wheregrrl Oh really? Did you forget about the baryon sweep? The one that removed all the baryons from the area, which would've disintegrated the Enterprise on the subatomic level?
Oh my god, I never noticed how goddamn PRETTY Sulu was before this. I just...yeah, sorry, but wow. I mean, even now he's an alright-looking guy - so's his husband - but...damn.
And this is a great video; I love the song and the series, so it's no great surprise I'd love this, too.
*looks down, looks up* Oh my.
thanks memebase for finding this gem and sending me and getting it the views it deserves, its genious, well done goldiney this is pure gold
OK, I totally lol'd at this one! Thanks for putting it together, you've got the timing and the funny down!
i showed this to my friend. he has never seen star trek before but he still found it hilarious. good work :D
@VoltaireMusicPage Wow! Thank you very much ... I was, of course, inspired by you and this awesome song!
I love it, fantastic song and good editing as always.
Yet again, you blew my mine... Thank you!
this is just BRILLIANT!
*favourite*
Greatest. Star Trek. Video. EVER!!!!!
This is the greatest thing on youtube ever seriously amazing work
3:44 Data - Ohhhhhh Shhhiiiitttt
This was very well done!
Thank you! I'm surprised this even shows up anymore after all of these years.
It's a great song, which makes it that much more of a shame Spotify doesn't have it available.
My feelings EXACTLY. Great song. I have the chords now and will learn it for my uke.
This is so awesome!!!
@CaptainPeregrine Thanks! :) The real genius lies with Voltaire ... brilliant artist.
That's a Jem'Hadar. Nasty guys from DS9.
@CallofDutyGamingMW2 It's not a parody of anything. It's just a song made by an amazing artist called Voltaire back in 2001.
101st!!!
Never gets old…. Bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish…
Excellent biatch, warp factor 11 :-)
Shared far and wide.
Haha awesome. I saw this and thought the video was made along with the song!
I love you for this
Epic song
just plain awesome...+1 subscriber
@Tehrepacker Like ... putting too much air in a balloon! (Futurama)
I'd love to see him add verses for the two more recent series.
great vid!! great sounds!! made me lol
I am stuck for words. pmsl !!!
OH SHIT that was hilarious!
Anyone else notice that in Star Trek every ship is like a glass cannon I get short ones in the cooler than silly I will blow up like 10 seconds and like the song says Lipo something off their ass and fix it
This is just TOO funny.
@Goldiney No problem comrade =)
I can't wait to see more like the previous!
badass!
Fucking love voltaire even more now!
@ss3cleric Thank you! I'm sorry you had a bad day ... glad I could help!
that was epic :D
@WhiteSerpentz Thank you :)
@JackTagar yeah memebase, I'm a sucker for ST parodies too
3:44 best moment ever...Data: Oh Shiiittttt
We need to TECH the TECH so we can stop the Romulans from TECHing the TECH
Thank you! :)
Wow! Thank you :)
I lol'd
@Jabbahut1988 Thank you!! The real credit should go to Voltaire ... the guys makes some pretty awesome stuff!
@MoltenToastWizard Thank You!! :)
@Jabbahut1988 Very cool, thanks dude!
It's funny because it's true. And catchy.
Heheheheheheeheheheh!!!! Did you see the one where they did the song to Dr. who?? XD
1:08-1:-1:14 is the most epic, ha.
OMFG You are sooo right hahahahaha
@SSJTobbe Thank you :)
@JackTagar Thank you! :)
@SuperHowlingmad Thank you ! :)
membase sent me here!
Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant!
You just can't make this shit up!
Please make one with the Bitrekual version
I know, right? What IS with the Klingons? :D
@AmateurAirsoftNI Haha Thank you :)
@sigmaprime25 @MoltenToastWizard Do you mind if I ask how you found my video? A search, or random side link? Thanks :)
@saprswife Thank you very much!! I don't make them very often, but I really enjoy it when I do. This was by far my favorite to make! Check out my profile for some more :) (Albeit, 240p low quality)
@MarioHc4L Thanks :)
@bcgrote Thanks! :)
@ss3cleric
Damn straight.
Voltaire kkkkk
@redliberation Haha thanks dude!
BEST... THING... EVAARRR
@Goldiney Will do :)
@sigmaprime25 Sweet! What fleet are you in? I play too
is this Voltaire singing or someone else?
This is Voltaire - he is awesome!
MEMEBASE any way dl?
whats the episode at 0:51?
LOL. 2:21 looks like a Stargate Unas a bit. I wonder if that's where it was inspired from?
lyrics? please?
MehrumesDagon I would tell you to just google it but I'm in a nice mood and I was looking them up for myself anyway so here:I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock
We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head!
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears, he said, "Captain, can't you see?
The ship is gonna blow, do something, I beseech!"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons? Remember, in the day,
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
[Italicized lyrics only from live performance:]
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we'll just make some shit up
Well now they got a new show
And it's called Enterprise
And it takes place a hundred years
Before Kirk was alive
They say that it's a prequel
Or so that's what it's called
It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved
They have a Vulcan female
And she's a nervous wreck
Her ass is sweet as Seven's only green
So what the heck
They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads
I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind--we're totally screwed but never mind--
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
wurmsrus
well already found it myself but thanks :)
wurmsrus I don't remember hearing the third and second last lyrics in the song.
Jonhydude those are the enterprise verses he added in later versions. the song was first written before enterprise aired.
New Bonus verse from Voltaire on his album BiTrektual:
Well it would seem a big wig up at Paramount
must have felt the franchise was stale by all accounts
'cause he hired J. J. Abrams to give the thing a shove,
I feared that he would mock and mangle everything I love!
Well I went to the movie, and there much to my shock,
there were hunky models playing Kirk and Spock.
Vulcan's been destroyed and the timeline has been crushed.
So someone tell me why I love this film so f*ing much?
And I said bounce graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish,
that's the way we do things and we're making sh*t up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us,
'cause if we find we're in a bind, we're totally screwed but never mind,
we'll pull something out of our behind...
(What does God need with a starship?)
We just make some sh*t up!