The Worst Things about France

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @thejunior9497
    @thejunior9497 6 лет назад +15851

    This guy can’t be so freaking funny, damn, he’s undoubtedly the best comedian on RUclips, even the best comedian I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen many.

    • @PPPeter_Official
      @PPPeter_Official  6 лет назад +1155

      this is definitely an exaggerated statement, but I'm still gonna pin it, it will look nice at the top.

    • @timq3575
      @timq3575 6 лет назад +39

      The Junior so true, wish he was more consistent, but who knows what peter has or is going threw

    • @shala2840
      @shala2840 6 лет назад +26

      Et tellement meilleur que cyprien et norman...

    • @chichiro7314
      @chichiro7314 6 лет назад +11

      @@shala2840 oh tu es français :)

    • @alithinker
      @alithinker 6 лет назад +5

      @@PPPeter_Official haha you deserve it!

  • @TheSuperkiller14
    @TheSuperkiller14 5 лет назад +4221

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Peter: *JE SUIS CHAUD*

    • @douns3658
      @douns3658 5 лет назад +43

      Mdrrr même si on vrai on dit couramment "je suis chaud/j'suis chaud !" Quand on est prêt donc ça pourrait ce traduire par "I'm ready !" :0

    • @mumeumun7468
      @mumeumun7468 5 лет назад +15

      C’est moi aussi🤣🤣🤣. La première fois que je sais faire une phase en français, j’ai dit « je suis chaud » à mon ami. Nous étions dans le métro, ma voix est toujours très forte, et je suis une fille, donc... 😖😖😖

    • @persianjew1746
      @persianjew1746 4 года назад +6

      JE SUIS CHAUD

    • @mqadara_8074
      @mqadara_8074 4 года назад

      D O U N ' S nn mdrr on dit pas ca pour etre pret

    • @malzergski
      @malzergski 4 года назад +11

      oui baguette croissant

  • @abellematheux7632
    @abellematheux7632 5 лет назад +2076

    2018 : Vidéo proposée à tous les anglais
    Août 2019 : Vidéo proposée à tous les français
    WHY, RUclips, WHY?!!!!

    • @linconnufantome560
      @linconnufantome560 5 лет назад +11

      😂 et oui c est RUclips

    • @Rolphlarson
      @Rolphlarson 5 лет назад +13

      Met anglophone pour pas te faire insulte par moi (j'vais pas le faire 🙂) ou par les autre

    • @abellematheux7632
      @abellematheux7632 5 лет назад +6

      @@Rolphlarson J'y avais pensé, en plus. J'ai juste eu la flemme de revenir en arrière...

    • @zaarakii6450
      @zaarakii6450 5 лет назад +5

      Moi en ce moment j'ai que des vidéos comme ça sur youtube j'comprend pas

    • @brutalirex3681
      @brutalirex3681 5 лет назад +3

      Grave

  • @hopeworld6284
    @hopeworld6284 5 лет назад +8903

    RUclips 1 an après :
    Et si on mettait cette vidéo en recommandation pour tous les français

  • @imbatman8892
    @imbatman8892 3 года назад +422

    Fun fact: when a French person offers you a particular activity or something in particular (it also depends on the context) you can answer "ok je suis chaud" or "ok je suis grave chaud" which means "I accept without any hesitation ", it is an expression much used in France.
    Example: - Viens on sèche les cours pour aller au ciné ( -Come we skip class to go to the movies )
    - Ouai je suis chaud ( - Yeah, I'm serious hot )

    • @bsiegel775
      @bsiegel775 3 года назад +17

      great translation: yeah i'm down! :)

    • @bsiegel775
      @bsiegel775 3 года назад +8

      @Georges J. i see a lot "qui est chaud pour jouer..." aussi

    • @justgohan6346
      @justgohan6346 3 года назад +2

      France is trash

    • @SaxandRelax
      @SaxandRelax 3 года назад +5

      @@justgohan6346 without France, America would be part of canada

    • @tonyalexa1120
      @tonyalexa1120 2 года назад

      Hello 👋 Friend ... How are you doing today? And Merry Christmas In Advance! 🤗

  • @arcticwolf2966
    @arcticwolf2966 5 лет назад +18751

    L'algorithme RUclips a encore frappé ... mais je ne suis pas déçu ! 👌

  • @hhguille
    @hhguille 4 года назад +1457

    as a french american i cant stop laughing at the "chaud" mistake... lmfao

    • @dapleb2397
      @dapleb2397 4 года назад +15

      "as a french american" bitch stfu stop LARPing as the nationality of your fucking grandparents

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 года назад +36

      one of my parents are french and i speak it alors ta gueule et arrete d'être tlmt chiant ptn

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 года назад +11

      @@davy4842 toi aussi connard

    • @myriamarinloye6643
      @myriamarinloye6643 4 года назад +12

      Henry Guillemot HAHAHAHAHA alors là je m’y attendais pas 💀

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 года назад +5

      @@victorgaleuchet5016 when said in that manner tho it does give sexual connotation

  • @FeuFeuFeuFeu
    @FeuFeuFeuFeu 3 года назад +4084

    “French people aren’t biggest fan of the English language”
    Me, a French who’s learning English and see how nobody else tries to : True

    • @migardax2304
      @migardax2304 3 года назад +33

      SAAAAAAAME

    • @avalouise5223
      @avalouise5223 3 года назад +11

      @EnchantingEcho going to need it

    • @conniead5206
      @conniead5206 3 года назад +64

      Are you learning English or American? Decades ago Prince Charles declared that Americans do not speak English. I agree that we do not.

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 3 года назад +65

      I went to France with a French man and I'd had studied French for four and a half years, but I was rusty. We were at a beach and I ordered a "a coke with a lot of ice." "Je voudrais un coca-cola avec beaucoup de glace." However, it came out "Je voudrais un coca-cola avec beaucoup dégueulasse." Hahaha! I didn't even know the word for "disgusting." The waiter looked at me like I was purposefully being one of the "awful Americans." My friend had a good laugh though and corrected my order. I had always messed up with using "de, du and des."

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 3 года назад +8

      @@conniead5206 When you learn more about England, you find that to be true! Well, sort of true. I have a cousin in UK that I only met once.

  • @rando77552
    @rando77552 2 года назад +82

    as a canadian, we have to learn french up until grade 9. its a huge struggle because people are always complaining that nothing makes sense

    • @delsymdrinker8064
      @delsymdrinker8064 Год назад +4

      Yeah no one gives a shit about it, probably about 5% of people come out of those 9 years knowing more than asking to go to the washroom

    • @alxmtncstudio2066
      @alxmtncstudio2066 10 месяцев назад +2

      I dug into the language, as a french native speaker, and realized that the reason why it doesn't make sense, it that because it indeed doesn't make sense. A lot of things are random ideas to appear sophisticated. Earlier in the world, a fancy and sophisticated language was a sign of refined/superior society, implying advanced development, wealth and morals. Sure a lot of advanced and subtle linguistic complexities can be made using French, but really it says a lot about the obsession for the sophisticated (regardless of efficiency) of the french culture. I use English way more often, it's easier to compose with.

    • @rando77552
      @rando77552 10 месяцев назад

      @@alxmtncstudio2066 Interesting, thanks for the information!

    • @RAH-101
      @RAH-101 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@alxmtncstudio2066 , I'm not French, but I'm not going to let you talk so much bullshit, the language is complicated for a simple reason, from the Gallic language formed of Celtic dialects, to Gallo-Roman, passing through its Germanic influences with the Franks. whereas French (Francien) tends to get closer to Latin under the action of clerics and scholars from the end of the Middle Ages and especially during the Renaissance with the borrowing of many words from classical Latin, but also from Italian.for example, modern French has sought to eliminate the letters k and w, which were considered too un-Latin, even though these letters were commonly used in Old French
      It's just complicated because the language is the image of its history, complicated and rich, It's incredible to be so ignorant of your own history. the French you speak now is the French of the "bas-peuple" So much for a refined/superior society right ? :'))))

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou 8 месяцев назад

      You ever watch that creepy, French speaking, sentient pineapple Anana? Hated that motherfucker...

  • @RainbowDark
    @RainbowDark 5 лет назад +375

    Also "je suis chaud" Can mean "I'm down" or "I'm ready" like
    "Wanna go to the bar?
    -ouais j'suis chaud"

    • @soufianezenoun9576
      @soufianezenoun9576 5 лет назад +5

      not really because i speak french and we never say dat

    • @danygauthier3176
      @danygauthier3176 5 лет назад +60

      @@soufianezenoun9576 Bah si mdr attend par exemple quand qq te propose d'aller au cinéma ou à une soirée bah tu peux répondre je suis chaud

    • @Fireeblast999
      @Fireeblast999 5 лет назад +29

      C'est plutôt courant en plus.

    • @xynthewarrior
      @xynthewarrior 5 лет назад +1

      @@soufianezenoun9576 Si on dit ça / No Soufiane we say this

    • @khadidjasikendar1235
      @khadidjasikendar1235 5 лет назад +1

      Rainbow Dark you are actually really clever tho, yes u can say that with friends or other I am from France so yeah

  • @victoria-iu9xd
    @victoria-iu9xd 5 лет назад +328

    One time, my teacher, who taught French and is French himself, said that French is more about aesthetics than proper grammar and I solemnly agreed with him

    • @redpulsion
      @redpulsion 5 лет назад +7

      Victoria 666 That’s what they say to help you feel better about yourself 😅

    • @victoria-iu9xd
      @victoria-iu9xd 5 лет назад +4

      @@redpulsion well yes, maybe but I remember one time he said that he, himself was sometimes confused by the French language and he is an honest and quite blunt man.

    • @jules4112
      @jules4112 5 лет назад +9

      @@victoria-iu9xd I am a French-American who has lived in America basically my whole life after the age of 6, When my parents taught me grammar and as well as taking bilingual classes when I was younger there are so many exceptions in french grammar mainly geared to making it sound better.

    • @victoria-iu9xd
      @victoria-iu9xd 5 лет назад +4

      @@jules4112 yeah from my experience, French mainly aims towards sounding better than making sense. No Offense but that is how I feel about the language

    • @thibautqatar6768
      @thibautqatar6768 5 лет назад +11

      hi, i'm french and i really agree with that xD

  • @isabell_0108
    @isabell_0108 5 лет назад +2004

    The man :
    What are you doing Peter ?!
    Peter: *JE SUIS CHAUD*
    The man: *scared asf*
    Peter: *JE SUIS TRES CHAUD*

  • @nonokbh
    @nonokbh 3 года назад +174

    The weed scenes are hilarious ahah and your french is so good ! Come visit us in the provinces, never start with Paris !

    • @marygambrell6411
      @marygambrell6411 3 года назад +1

      I have the distinct feeling that Paris might make people feel some kind of way.

    • @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс
      @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс 2 года назад +1

      What about Marseille or Dijon?

    • @nonokbh
      @nonokbh 2 года назад +4

      @@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс 2 amazing cities. Dijon very medieval and tipycal French with great gastronomy. Marseille is spectacular, has beautiful nature and the Medit. sea, and hundreds of cultures from Africa.

    • @monikaradzaj7407
      @monikaradzaj7407 2 года назад +1

      Is Rennes a good French place to visit for tourists or beginner French speakers?

    • @nonokbh
      @nonokbh 2 года назад

      @@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс Awesome places, Dijon is very typical, historical mid size city, with excellent gastronomy and wine. Marseille is 100 worlds and ethnicities in one city. Vibrant, sexy, and dangerous !

  • @cebonvieuxjack
    @cebonvieuxjack 4 года назад +1424

    "I love french comedy" shows "Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu"
    *X : doubt*

  • @abellematheux7632
    @abellematheux7632 5 лет назад +706

    "Je suis chaud."
    Il m'a tué x'D

    • @dreamywings6660
      @dreamywings6660 5 лет назад +3

      Pareil 🤣

    • @h34rtfr3sh4
      @h34rtfr3sh4 5 лет назад +3

      Pareil 😂😂

    • @laviolink956
      @laviolink956 5 лет назад +2

      Et on dit merci beaucoup et non merci beaucu

    • @swfthbckbdwf4265
      @swfthbckbdwf4265 5 лет назад +3

      Le meilleur moment xD

    • @draskall97
      @draskall97 5 лет назад +6

      C'était à mourir de rire la mère "ne l'écoute pas il est drogué" 😂😂😭

  • @nouche
    @nouche 5 лет назад +669

    How could you forget Antoine Daniel?? Le French Alien!

    • @lotalentueux
      @lotalentueux 5 лет назад +7

      Tiens, j'étais sûr de te trouver dans les commentaires de cette vidéo

    • @lotalentueux
      @lotalentueux 5 лет назад +7

      Nous avons le même algorithme à ce que je vois

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 лет назад +3

      @@lotalentueux : J'en doute.

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 лет назад +3

      Mais regarde donc la vidéo Le Alien de TomSka

    • @tai_test_video
      @tai_test_video 5 лет назад

      Dans ce cas j’ai le même algorithme aussi 😂

  • @leonessie8971
    @leonessie8971 3 года назад +35

    His expression when he was using the word something like quatre Vingt(420)I died😂😂😂

  • @Poussindesdomtom
    @Poussindesdomtom 4 года назад +2356

    Well, _"je suis chaud"_ doesn't necessary mean I'm horny in France. It depends on the way you say it and the context.
    You can also say je suis chaud when you're about to start a fight. It'll mean you're really, really pissed and about to explode.
    _"Je suis chaud"_ also means _"I'm in!/to be up for sthg"_ . For example: _"Qui est chaud pour un restaurant ?"_ (who's up for a restaurant?) _"Je suis chaud/partant !"_ (I'm in!)

    • @eugenekaminski3365
      @eugenekaminski3365 4 года назад +72

      Merci pour votre lecon)))

    • @thomasmineo
      @thomasmineo 4 года назад +89

      Thank you I thought I was going crazy!
      I've watched a few of these videos and I feel like these guys are just like to make it seem like one mistake in French will get tourists sent to prison for being a sex offender. In reality even if some of these things can have sexual meanings, most of them don't work out of context and people will understand what you meant, some of them like "Je suis chaud" also have other meanings in other contexts that are more popular than the sexualized meaning. All in all I just feel like this would scare language learners, I know if I didn't know French I would have taken this for the truth without second guessing it, it's made me more skeptical about videos like this on languages I don't know.

    • @Poussindesdomtom
      @Poussindesdomtom 4 года назад +25

      @@thomasmineo It appears I said _"doesn't necessary mean"_ but I actually meant: _"Nobody uses this expression to say horny in France"_ , except if you say it in a swingers club! ^^
      However, that doesn't work at all for ladies. A lady who says _"Je suis chaude"_ , that means nothing but I'm super horny! :)

    • @sandilemlambo5701
      @sandilemlambo5701 4 года назад +18

      "About to explode" that explains it

    • @nico_fdc
      @nico_fdc 4 года назад +5

      Merci beaucoup, c'est très utile.

  • @MOUGO
    @MOUGO 4 года назад +301

    Je suis chaud also mean "i'm up". It can also mean you're good at something ("Je suis chaud au basket" i'm good at basketball)

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 года назад +18

      I'm trying to learn French. This is too much. LOL

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 года назад +5

      @Kyubi Ultime you mentioned PewDiePie. INSTANT respect. I'm very impressed by his English. I don't care if my French is perfect, I just want a French speaker to understand me. I want to be understandable in Spanish, French, Vietnamese, and ASL. I don't care about speaking on a native level. I just want to be understandable even if I make mistakes. Thank you for your input, I really appreciate it.

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 года назад +1

      @Kyubi Ultime ma française quand j'écris n'est pas bon. Aussi ma Française quand je parle n'est pas bon. Je suis désolée. J'ai oublié beaucoup !

    • @kimka3855
      @kimka3855 4 года назад

      はい

    • @MOUGO
      @MOUGO 4 года назад +2

      @@silentj624 gender is the most difficult thing to understand for someone not french

  • @r0ctos
    @r0ctos 4 года назад +1218

    Tell "Je suis chaud" in Quebec. You're gonna be arrested because they will think you're drunk

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 года назад +27

      Tabarnak...

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen 4 года назад +9

      Not arrested

    • @alexandergamingqc2838
      @alexandergamingqc2838 4 года назад +11

      Ch'te l'dis mon gars

    • @noha6926
      @noha6926 4 года назад +2

      Vrai😂😂

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 года назад +43

      As an Ontario Resident (Ontarian?) In Toronto I made that mistake when I went to Montreal to see my cousins in July. I said to my cousin “OMG je suis tres chaud” trying to speak French while we were going to a connivence store and she stared at me so shockingly so I said louder “OMG JE SUIS TRES CHAUD COUSIN” and like 15 people near us heard it. I think people thought me and my cousin were in an intimate relationship. When she explained that “je suis chaud” means “I want to have hard sex” I almost committed euthanasia and every time I think about it I want to die

  • @zorbexfx8059
    @zorbexfx8059 Год назад +6

    Man you are extremely talented, your expressions and comedic timing are excellent. Very high quality work .....Big love from Greece

  • @yalb5775
    @yalb5775 5 лет назад +452

    That's funny... I'm french and I find that your accent sounds like a mixt between an Arabian accent and an English accent

    • @_yan.mbadi_7515
      @_yan.mbadi_7515 5 лет назад +13

      Il est serbe ou slovaque j'crois

    • @islaykamraoui6233
      @islaykamraoui6233 5 лет назад +20

      Moi ça me fait penser à un accent québécois mal imité

    • @paulinmarkim8278
      @paulinmarkim8278 5 лет назад +1

      Plutôt canadien moi je trouve 😅

    • @draalttom844
      @draalttom844 5 лет назад +1

      @@paulinmarkim8278 ça ressemble à aucun accent d'aucune région du Québec ou du Canada

    • @marionat2001
      @marionat2001 5 лет назад

      @@paulinmarkim8278 pas pentoute

  • @Sasha-hu4jp
    @Sasha-hu4jp 5 лет назад +444

    Une découverte qui fait plaisir, première vidéo et je dois admettre que c'est très intéressant de voir l'avis d'étrangers sur la France!
    En tout cas, très belle vidéo et très bonne chaîne ! +1 like +1 abonné😉

  • @jsw7814
    @jsw7814 Год назад +8

    Barely anyone or anything on youtube makes me laugh, this guy is the exception.

  • @Disbaaa
    @Disbaaa 5 лет назад +655

    Pourquoi après 1an RUclips se dit tiens on va mettre en recommandation

  • @mylzy8872
    @mylzy8872 4 года назад +1625

    Je suis chaud 😂 Every stranger makes that mistake it’s so funny 😂

    • @victorius_thrilla
      @victorius_thrilla 4 года назад +9

      Wow, so, what are you telling in this case?

    • @mylzy8872
      @mylzy8872 4 года назад +68

      Victorius Thrilla we say « j’ai chaud » :)

    • @victorius_thrilla
      @victorius_thrilla 4 года назад +3

      @@mylzy8872, oh, okey:) Merci:)

    • @val__9643
      @val__9643 4 года назад +14

      Je suis chaud TRÈS CHAUD TRÈS TRÈS CHAUD !!!!! Euuuu non en fait j’ai chaud 😅

    • @maximegiannasi7710
      @maximegiannasi7710 4 года назад +46

      In french 🇫🇷 j'ai chaud is I m hot je suis chaud is I want do sex

  • @jijichoquet4391
    @jijichoquet4391 5 лет назад +363

    Hilarant ! Mais tu as oublier de parler du niveau d'anglais des français ,et du fameux accent français qui fait faire des cauchemars

    • @sayshisui7760
      @sayshisui7760 5 лет назад +10

      Jiji Choquet en même temps l’accent des étrangers qui parlent fr 😂😂😂😂

    • @Toal1998
      @Toal1998 5 лет назад +19

      apparament l'accent français entre nous francais on en rigole mais la plupart des etranger que j'ai rencontré adore notre accent 😂

    • @akmaui3324
      @akmaui3324 5 лет назад +2

      non non il l'a dit ça a un moment il me semble xD

    • @sasoriae5225
      @sasoriae5225 5 лет назад +1

      Faut pas chercher à comprendre on est juste pas compatibles 😂😂 un français qui parle anglais c'est moche comme un anglais qui parle français 😅

    • @jijichoquet4391
      @jijichoquet4391 5 лет назад

      @BySnox je ne dit pas que c'est comme ca pour tout les français, mais ce n'est pas qu'un stéréotype ....

  • @electrix10
    @electrix10 3 года назад +20

    "There are even some regions where they give you 4 kisses instead of 2..." Yep, i'm from that part of France =D

  • @mathewkelly9968
    @mathewkelly9968 3 года назад +531

    I'm Australian as soon as French people realised that , I didn't have to try use my appalling high school French they would mysteriously switch to English . Was very handy

    • @vivii__
      @vivii__ 3 года назад +49

      yes in France a lot of people will try they best to speak english, even tho our accent might not be the best
      btw i love Australia

    • @a.h.403
      @a.h.403 3 года назад +12

      @@francesca_415 Humm... french people (so everyone in this country), never (ever?) make effort to speak english?
      And you "think" it's because french people hate english and england..? Humm... it's interesting how some people can assume so much and be so wrong about it..!
      Better than thinking, people should always check their information before commenting to the world all the misconceptions they have :).
      You guessed right, I'm french and I know very little people who wouldn't be willing to help even with a poor english spoken. And I know quite a lot of people.

    • @francesca_415
      @francesca_415 3 года назад +6

      @@a.h.403 so why every tourists complains about french not trying to speak english especially in Paris??

    • @a.h.403
      @a.h.403 3 года назад +13

      @@francesca_415 again, you're making a misconception here... Not all tourists will say french people do not try to be accommodating.
      There are tons of video on YT with Brits opinion on how they were received and perceived by french people. You should check them out.
      Also Paris is not really representative of the french people, France is a country full of diversity with pretty strong regional identities.

    • @jeanrose1627
      @jeanrose1627 3 года назад +15

      @@francesca_415 maybe because we are in our country where we speak.. french.
      When we go to english speaking places we speak english.
      So if you come to France try to learn some basic french . That's not that difficult

  • @dodobanane
    @dodobanane 4 года назад +2839

    I'm french and what you say is very funny, but it's true! 😂 "je suis chaud !"😂

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 года назад +44

      Recommended riposte: "On s'en branle !"

    • @gacha_wolf4866
      @gacha_wolf4866 4 года назад +21

      Lol je suis trop chaud XD

    • @badsystems9546
      @badsystems9546 4 года назад +7

      Mdr ,j'avais pas vu se com. C'est vrais lol.

    • @Rita_forget7139
      @Rita_forget7139 4 года назад +8

      we say I'm hot if it's for us or if not we say we have lime because you can have the area of ​​a perver sorry for my bad english

    • @unepersonnesebaladantsurin5715
      @unepersonnesebaladantsurin5715 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😂

  • @lucile727
    @lucile727 5 лет назад +2165

    It’s 80 because 4*20 make 80 yes we are genius in mathematics haha

    • @NatusMaris
      @NatusMaris 5 лет назад +247

      The 90 is funny two
      Quatre vingt dix
      4x20 + 10

    • @Azerty72200
      @Azerty72200 5 лет назад +77

      And what do people speaking French outside of France say ?
      Octante (80), Nonante (90).
      ...
      Why, man... why did we stick with quatre-vingt...

    • @anamseojin5926
      @anamseojin5926 5 лет назад +15

      Lucile no were not 😂😂 3 de moyenne toute l’année tmtc 😂

    • @charptho
      @charptho 5 лет назад +5

      *HONHON

    • @darktygrou
      @darktygrou 5 лет назад

      @@anamseojin5926 lol moi j'avais 2 de moyenne (j'ai gagné)

  • @danielmiller7037
    @danielmiller7037 3 года назад +10

    This one is a masterpiece!
    Come back to watch it every few months 😅

  • @mathis0601
    @mathis0601 5 лет назад +2543

    Heureusement qu'il est pas venu en France🇫🇷 cette année il aurait croisé des gens habillé en jaune😂😂🤣

    • @ennezz7501
      @ennezz7501 5 лет назад +45

      xD il serait en mode : WTF

    • @moiccelinaa4282
      @moiccelinaa4282 5 лет назад +3

      Mdr

    • @moyaiman2527
      @moyaiman2527 5 лет назад +68

      Heureusement qu'il est pas venu visiter notre dame de Paris cette année non plus 😂

    • @yohan1265
      @yohan1265 5 лет назад +83

      Il aurais crié "JE SUIS CHAUD " devant les crs il l'aurais expulsé avec le camion à eau 😂

    • @maias6554
      @maias6554 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @teamtempete3137
    @teamtempete3137 5 лет назад +686

    0:18 mettez sur pause et regarder les deux petit McFly et Carlito LOL xD 😂😂😂

  • @smash9317
    @smash9317 5 лет назад +2240

    Le pire c'est que tu as raison dans TOUTE la vidéo 😂
    -Le bon fromage mais qui pue
    -Les gros fumeurs
    -Pourquoi on dit quatre-vingts ?
    - On a l'une des meilleures gastronomies
    -Nos RUclipsrs sont justes fabuleux
    -J'ai chaud c'est plus correct car je suis chaud... 😏
    -Tu parles super bien français :)
    - Encore une chose, tu es à mourir de rire et je croyais qu'on faisait la bise partout de le monde 😂
    PS-Merci pour les 180 pouces bleues et vos commentaires maintenant je sais que je ne suis pas le seul qui croyait qu'on faisait la bise partout et aussi je sais maintenant d'où vient le nombre 80 😂
    PSS- 885 maintenant lol
    Des années après je reçois toujours des notifs de gens qui répondent à ça sinon ça va vous ?

    • @Luminoss971
      @Luminoss971 5 лет назад +43

      Moi aussi je croyais qu'on fessait la bise partout !

    • @labsneakers6739
      @labsneakers6739 5 лет назад +78

      Parce que il y a 4 fois 20 dans 80

    • @auvjo8134
      @auvjo8134 5 лет назад +51

      70 car il faut 60+10
      90 car il faut 4x20+10

    • @avitanoyt7953
      @avitanoyt7953 5 лет назад +14

      Nos youtubers sont correctes*

    • @sayshisui7760
      @sayshisui7760 5 лет назад +2

      Smash mdrr y a casi qu’en fr qu’on fait la bise et sinon bon en vrai il c parler fr mais gros accent quand même.... 😂😂(Antoine Daniel vie)

  • @i-nasbeats131
    @i-nasbeats131 3 года назад +73

    I've watched this video for a billion time already.

  • @OctoBoyYT
    @OctoBoyYT 6 лет назад +587

    Hello from France! Nice video

  • @timotheep2810
    @timotheep2810 5 лет назад +571

    À pleurer de rire. Merci l'algorithme RUclips.

    • @zeytac6355
      @zeytac6355 5 лет назад +5

      Algorithme qui Mets en recommandations une vidéo de + d'un an... x)

    • @linconnufantome560
      @linconnufantome560 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂 et oui du RUclips tt cracher

    • @LePtitOreo
      @LePtitOreo 5 лет назад +3

      Au Moin je vois que je suis pas seul Mdr
      J'ai traduit mon message ( avant ) en anglais et français car je croyer être le seul français dans la conv Mdr
      #seum

    • @utakatasama9155
      @utakatasama9155 4 года назад

      Me too, I always get trapped in this youtube recommendations until my phone sleep

    • @abcd-yg2rx
      @abcd-yg2rx 4 года назад

      I am watching it with no audio . I think I m the only one here but still learnt something about France

  • @DeathLacooda
    @DeathLacooda 3 года назад +1406

    The "blue cheeses" aren't the ones with the worst smell, trust me 🙃

    • @MTH_afc
      @MTH_afc 3 года назад +57

      Oui le fameux "maroilles"

    • @vegzet2066
      @vegzet2066 3 года назад +14

      Or the hungarian "Pálpusztai"-

    • @KC-ex7pr
      @KC-ex7pr 3 года назад +9

      @@MTH_afc oui, mais c'est delicieux, non?

    • @vivii__
      @vivii__ 3 года назад +5

      il y a vraiment pire..

    • @dababeh8375
      @dababeh8375 3 года назад +4

      Non Ça n’a pas de mauvais sens. Et c’est très bon. Et je ne sais pas de quoi vous parlez avez-vous vu la nourriture que vous mangez en Amérique? C’est abominable😖

  • @LegitMacro
    @LegitMacro 3 года назад +41

    I have watched this for 10x. I cannot get bored of this lmao.

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 3 года назад +1

      :o

    • @snehalshrestha
      @snehalshrestha 3 года назад +1

      @@LegitMacro one of the random hearts I've ever seen

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 3 года назад

      @@snehalshrestha out of all the comments to be hearted it was this lol

    • @javhaasuhochir8126
      @javhaasuhochir8126 2 года назад

      same. I have been watching this for 1 or two years. And I cannot get bored.

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 2 года назад

      @@javhaasuhochir8126 samee

  • @charptho
    @charptho 5 лет назад +795

    Coming in Paris with high expectations and hopes. Ah, the classic mistakes.

    • @solwen
      @solwen 5 лет назад +54

      Don't worry, even the French make this mistake.

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 лет назад +7

      @@solwen that is 100% accurate.
      Just come to have a good time, don't have expectations.
      And choose wisely too

    • @solwen
      @solwen 5 лет назад +24

      @XDranzer000 I grew up in the 93. This is not a no-go zone. There a lot of small "towns" that are okay there.
      Just be wary in the rer b line. It feels like a Final Fantasy game with random encounters

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 лет назад +8

      @XDranzer000 t'inquiète on n'est pas si méchant XD certains quartiers sont biens, faut juste connaître les horaires propices et les endroits les plus surs

    • @Gala666-o
      @Gala666-o 5 лет назад +1

      Depend on where you go :)

  • @divingquokka
    @divingquokka 4 года назад +705

    It makes a big difference where in France you go. The attitude of Parisiens is more like New Yorkers. I often go skiing in the Haute-Savoy. The people are super friendly there. When they hear French is not my native language, they will switch to English. (But I am talking about people working tourism here). If I tell them I would like to practice my French and could they speak French slowly to me, they will do just that. J'aime les Savoyards! (And their food and wines. And the Genepi of course)

    • @hippolytetenailleau5850
      @hippolytetenailleau5850 4 года назад +16

      Diving Quokka I am from Paris.
      We are friendly, but it is a need not to smile for at least half of the day understand?

    • @Dawsonlevrai
      @Dawsonlevrai 4 года назад +3

      @@hippolytetenailleau5850 n'importe quoi

    • @quoth_raven
      @quoth_raven 4 года назад +5

      no french person switches to english unless they are getting paid for it ;)

    • @Mariomugnier4685
      @Mariomugnier4685 4 года назад +29

      I'm from Haute-Savoy !!! It's kinda true that Parisiens aren't really friendly with the tourists but outside of Paris, the people are very nice ! And Haute-Savoy is very beautiful!
      I recommend you to visit some cities in the south of the country, like Cannes, Marseille and Bordeaux (this one is more on the west side) It's very beautiful too !
      Merci Beaucoup !

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 4 года назад +19

      I can somewhat understand it from the locals point of view. They are living in a city that receives 30 million international tourists a year. That's whole different level than any other major global city. New York receives around the same amount in total, but only 5 million of those visitors are outside US. I'm sure it grows old for many Parisians to be answering the same questions daily while just trying to get to work.

  • @Ak-fi8ev
    @Ak-fi8ev 5 лет назад +1547

    “Maudit roumains, ils auraient du fermer les frontières” POUAHAHA J’AI RI

    • @xdiablosx69
      @xdiablosx69 5 лет назад +11

      @@lorxeen5466 Il est sensé les avoirs insulté pour toi ? mdrrrrrr

    • @Mob_psko
      @Mob_psko 5 лет назад +22

      Je suis roumain et j'ai ri (énormément)

    • @dragos3953
      @dragos3953 5 лет назад +3

      @@Mob_psko Pareil mdr

    • @misterrsam2904
      @misterrsam2904 5 лет назад

      Anouchka Pyrn mdrrr

    • @dragos3953
      @dragos3953 5 лет назад +4

      @@lennrd5912 e comedie, de ce esti atata triggered?

  • @fiorellacipollone
    @fiorellacipollone 3 года назад +6

    I'm from Argentina and I lived in France for a long time and I found this video really funny!! This guy is such a comedian, I loved it!! So true... 😂😂

  • @believemoxley
    @believemoxley 5 лет назад +1483

    *I’m French and it made me laugh when you said French language is poetic since teenagers nowadays are always saying bad words lmao*

    • @olivierg.9479
      @olivierg.9479 5 лет назад +148

      You do know teenagers in every single country on Earth use insults right?

    • @believemoxley
      @believemoxley 5 лет назад +56

      Olivier G. Yeah but I’m referring to French ones since he says French is a poetic language, now nobody uses the old good French. I can tell I’m French.

    • @spacey_6910
      @spacey_6910 5 лет назад +6

      Pride pride Idiot, stop it.

    • @Tutorielman
      @Tutorielman 5 лет назад +1

      @@Salty7737 Your I.Q. is probably very low.

    • @Tutorielman
      @Tutorielman 5 лет назад +3

      @@LALA-yi1ui wow, you are so inteligent (ironic)

  • @fel2270
    @fel2270 5 лет назад +495

    J'adore le "je suis chaud" 😅 je compatis c super chiant la langue française !😂

    • @awatafbalbali3
      @awatafbalbali3 5 лет назад +5

      Félicia blabla totalement d’accord j’ai beau être française la matière dont je suis la plus nulle c le français et en plus cette année j’ai eu la pire prof de français de tout le collège et déjà que je l’ai c ma prof principal l horreur 🤭( je sais je parle trop bcp trop) 😘😘😘

    • @liryshaa
      @liryshaa 5 лет назад +4

      Le français est aussi la matière ou je suis le plus nul et la meilleure bein... c'est l'anglais 😂

    • @DiagnosticDjelfa17
      @DiagnosticDjelfa17 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck france

    • @louisfrites_randomworld
      @louisfrites_randomworld 5 лет назад +1

      pire langue du monde

    • @spartadz121
      @spartadz121 5 лет назад +1

      La plus belle langue au monde

  • @playmalkhax2730
    @playmalkhax2730 4 года назад +516

    0:52, *"Maudits Roumains, ils devraient fermer les frontières"* 😂😂
    **Jean-MaMa intensifies* 😂
    Love from France 🇫🇷

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 4 года назад +42

      Which is Ironic, since Romania has one of the highest rates of second language French speakers in Europe.

    • @zeusdavid4104
      @zeusdavid4104 4 года назад +10

      Jsuis roumain moi donc oui jvous rassure qu'ils ont pas réussi fermer les frontieres 😂

    • @claudiacondrat4803
      @claudiacondrat4803 4 года назад +9

      je suis roumain :))

    • @lusionarly
      @lusionarly 4 года назад +4

      Je suis roumain aussi :)

    • @claudiacondrat4803
      @claudiacondrat4803 4 года назад +5

      @@lusionarly stii frangleza de la scoala sau ai folosit Translate?

  • @clemencedaveau8854
    @clemencedaveau8854 3 года назад +21

    I'm french and you know we have a saying that says "the more the cheese smells the better it is"

    • @tonyalexa1120
      @tonyalexa1120 2 года назад

      Smile 😊
      Hello 👋 friend... How are you doing today? And Merry Christmas In Advance! 🤗

  • @siwanoXx
    @siwanoXx 5 лет назад +212

    "Je suis chaud" don't only mean "horny" it's also mean "I'm ready" or "My body is ready to do something hard/incredible/dangerous"
    If you want to say that you feel warm it's : "J'ai chaud"

    • @user-cf3by5bu5t
      @user-cf3by5bu5t 5 лет назад +24

      yeah true ! it could be translated as " i'm hype" or " i'm excited" as well

    • @reecewood155
      @reecewood155 5 лет назад +10

      Je suis excité means I'm horny. Trust me. I live in France.

    • @Loganhundred
      @Loganhundred 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah when you ask a friend to eat at McDonald's or play some games he will probably say "j'suis chaud"

    • @sunaleexo
      @sunaleexo 5 лет назад

      @@reecewood155 Yeah but "Je suis chaud" can mean "I'm excited", no one said "je suis excité" here besides you

    • @reecewood155
      @reecewood155 5 лет назад

      @@sunaleexo I know that. I'm just saying there is another word for it.

  • @paulciobanu5467
    @paulciobanu5467 4 года назад +452

    0:56 As a Romanian living in France, I amused myself .😁

    • @thebigboss1035
      @thebigboss1035 4 года назад +2

      Is it really like that?

    • @alexrusu6981
      @alexrusu6981 4 года назад +42

      Eu căutam un comentariu in care cineva zice ceva de chestia legată de romani..

    • @marinai9081
      @marinai9081 4 года назад +2

      I agree 😂

    • @cp-nv7gc
      @cp-nv7gc 4 года назад +9

      Putain on aurait dû fermer les frontières plus tôt
      Je rigole bien sûr

    • @ramushharadinajjunior1351
      @ramushharadinajjunior1351 4 года назад +21

      Once one french woman asked me what is your nationality i said her Albanian,hmmm she said you are same like romanians🤣🤣🤣,i really think french people are tired of emigrants 🤣🤣🤣

  • @temmietemmieson6756
    @temmietemmieson6756 4 года назад +370

    Wanna now smthg cool? Peter with a raised accent on the first “e” is “Péter” which means “to fart” in French.

    • @TheTrueMichael
      @TheTrueMichael 3 года назад +3

      oh yeah I forgot about that XDD

    • @honeypeterfreakingbadger3666
      @honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 3 года назад +3

      Je le prend comment vu que je m’appelle Peter et je suis français ?

    • @may7694
      @may7694 3 года назад

      @@honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 je te soutiens 😂

    • @lonnpton5239
      @lonnpton5239 3 года назад

      @@honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 rip

    • @feufeu545
      @feufeu545 3 года назад +1

      French is amazing, isn't it?

  • @javhaasuhochir8126
    @javhaasuhochir8126 2 года назад +1

    same. I have been watching this for 1 or two years. And I cannot get bored.

  • @peterborak3256
    @peterborak3256 6 лет назад +159

    One of your best videos to date. Can’t wait for the next one. Je suis tres chaud already.

  • @Nokyyyyy
    @Nokyyyyy 3 года назад +2491

    "I don't like french prices"
    Me : _laughs in Switzerland_
    "I Don't like quatre-vingt either"
    Me : also laughs in Switzerland

    • @Poopooslinger
      @Poopooslinger 3 года назад +108

      He went to Paris, if he went elsewhere it would be cheaper.

    • @wyattwyatt4126
      @wyattwyatt4126 3 года назад +46

      Huitante

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 3 года назад +20

      Belgique ma homie

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 года назад +20

      @@wyattwyatt4126 O C T A N T E

    • @Nokyyyyy
      @Nokyyyyy 3 года назад +6

      @@fathfez7991 huitante

  • @zimolando6398
    @zimolando6398 6 лет назад +673

    Salut Peter je suis français et je voulais te dire que tes vidéo sont superbes, surtout celle là qui m'a bien fait rire et que je considère comme l'une des meilleures que t'as réalisé. Ah et en fait je sais parler anglais mais j'écris en français juste pour te faire chier à traduire tout ça et aussi pour me la péter je l'avoue, sinon bonne continuation dans le youtube game

    • @PPPeter_Official
      @PPPeter_Official  6 лет назад +207

      Zotaliso 27 I’m not sure if I understood everything, but I think you like me, so I like you.

    • @Nope0823
      @Nope0823 6 лет назад +42

      PPPeter Hi Peter I’m french and I wanted to say your videos are awesome, especially this one that made me laugh a lot. I consider this video one of your best one. Oh and btw I know english, but I’m using french just so you have to translate everything and also to look cool. Anyway good luck on youtube.

    • @marcellinechoisne5627
      @marcellinechoisne5627 5 лет назад +5

      bien fait,lol

    • @kuyren223
      @kuyren223 5 лет назад +3

      Zotaliso 27 i dont speak surrender

    • @chiracultrainstinct3d629
      @chiracultrainstinct3d629 5 лет назад +13

      Sebastian Riddersholm France won the most battles. So shut up.

  • @lang-ed3bk
    @lang-ed3bk 3 года назад +1

    that grandma/420 scene was so hilarious, had me cracking up. subscribed.

  • @rusticaquarium8235
    @rusticaquarium8235 4 года назад +773

    When you're French you can tell the difference between cheese and some disgusting feet that smells not good
    damn it was hard to write it

    • @-erebor-2361
      @-erebor-2361 4 года назад +7

      Soit damné

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, also people underestimate how perceptions are influenced by what you're used to, and how little they mean. All of those are deeply subjective, and once you're used to some cheese it becomes a drug you can't stop eating it.

    • @estebanprzibilowski2820
      @estebanprzibilowski2820 4 года назад

      Applause 👏👏👏

    • @theochal38
      @theochal38 4 года назад +3

      Btw, you can also guess what kind of cheese it is, just by how it smells.
      The french cheese culture is quit huge I guess ^^

    • @STARSDEBATLINTASAGAMA513
      @STARSDEBATLINTASAGAMA513 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/channel/UCgFnHhTDE7pC7RXSeYORnBw?view_as=subscriber
      jurnal.ummu.ac.id/index.php/JTU

  • @HazRod78
    @HazRod78 5 лет назад +122

    Petite vidéo très sympathique et qui ma bien fait rire. Continue vraiment super !!

  • @MaHdI147100
    @MaHdI147100 5 лет назад +87

    The best one is ninety seven "quatre-vingts dix-sept"
    97 = 4x20 + 10 + 7

  • @SamuelRasmussen
    @SamuelRasmussen Год назад +4

    J'ai dévoré presque l'entièreté de tes podcasts, tu es ma découverte 2022. Je ne peux plus regarder autre chose que tes vidéos. Humour remarquable, l'idée est très originale, et ton équipe et toi êtes fabuleux. (PS: je suis du Québec, il faudrait que tu viennes faire un tour) Nech žije Slovensko, nech žije PPPeter! HURRAH!

  • @sityop2961
    @sityop2961 5 лет назад +81

    Mec, je viens juste de découvrir ta chaîne grâce à cette vidéo et je ne suis pas déçu.
    Bro, I juste discover your channel with this video and I'm not disappointed.

    • @leukopossum7930
      @leukopossum7930 5 лет назад +2

      Dertyj57 just* discovered*
      Sinon j’suis dans l’même cas, c’gars est hilarant !

    • @Robbie_sdl
      @Robbie_sdl 5 лет назад

      Ouais !
      Mais sa fait bizarre que quelqu'un dise que notre langue n'a aucun sens...
      Même si dans le fond ce qui ne parlent pas français on raison ...
      Nous nous la parlons couramment voila pourquoi on si retrouve (et encore).

    • @zinedine2581
      @zinedine2581 5 лет назад

      @@Robbie_sdl fait des video stp

  • @TheTrueMichael
    @TheTrueMichael 4 года назад +712

    The Romanian joke... XD I'm Romanian and laughing my ass off at how true that is!

  • @maria1100
    @maria1100 5 лет назад +66

    i have an internet friend in France and he showed me this today because i was having an off day and i was literally on the floor laughing the whole time. so thankful for him and you for making this video hahaha

  • @teoportun
    @teoportun 2 года назад +6

    "cyprien and norman, the two biggest french youtubers"
    squeezie is crying right now

  • @loonteak4973
    @loonteak4973 5 лет назад +2141

    I'm the English comment you've been looking for

  • @ethansmall7901
    @ethansmall7901 4 года назад +386

    I'm just wondering how u got a whole bus to act

  • @thebouze5143
    @thebouze5143 4 года назад +373

    Next time don't only stay arround Paris, the other cities makes you discover a whole different France ;)
    French advice

    • @rikotakashi2541
      @rikotakashi2541 3 года назад +17

      Yeah right for example the villages they r damn beautiful

    • @chmeallyxh4339
      @chmeallyxh4339 3 года назад +15

      @@rikotakashi2541 ikr
      My family live not far away a little village. Everybody know everybody, so that's really cool !
      The ambiance is really sweet. It's like you're friend with everybody.

    • @rikotakashi2541
      @rikotakashi2541 3 года назад +10

      @@chmeallyxh4339 your fam is lucky 😁i live in a French department n it's nice too

    • @lucies7566
      @lucies7566 3 года назад +2

      Bordeaux !!!!! Ahah

    • @samsworld1770
      @samsworld1770 3 года назад +5

      @@lucies7566 Rennes ;))

  • @sameersingh01
    @sameersingh01 2 года назад +3

    I didn't know you are a part time comedian as well... Amazing and relatable😂😂😂

  • @briytal
    @briytal 5 лет назад +777

    oH MY GOD, THEY TEACH US “Je suis chaud” AT SCHOOL LMAO

    • @SteevieVL
      @SteevieVL 5 лет назад +156

      that's probably your teacher trolling you

    • @douns3658
      @douns3658 5 лет назад +113

      OMG NO SAY "J'AI CHAUD" D:

    • @saltedsea6477
      @saltedsea6477 5 лет назад +68

      Nowaday you can say "Je suis chaud" or "J'suis chaud" to say you agree to do something : "You want to play soccer ?" "J'suis chaud !"

    • @briytal
      @briytal 5 лет назад +1

      Steevie1994 she ain’t trying to troll us, i swear xd

    • @heywrandom8924
      @heywrandom8924 5 лет назад +6

      @@saltedsea6477 yes but still if a girl says "je suis chaude" it still has the connotation of promiscuous or horny.

  • @mariegauthier5354
    @mariegauthier5354 4 года назад +600

    In Switzerland, we say "huitante" for 80, not "quatre-vingt"

    • @hanamurahinako
      @hanamurahinako 4 года назад +11

      Marie Gauthier je l’ai déjà dis 😹

    • @mariegauthier5354
      @mariegauthier5354 4 года назад +5

      @@hanamurahinako 😂

    • @geoffoakland
      @geoffoakland 4 года назад +36

      much easier and more logical than quatre-vingt. It took me 4 years to memorize my phone number here in France because there are some 90s and 70s in it ; to me, it sounds like, 60 10 7 4 20 10 8 0 7 4 20 14, (77 98 07 94) Quel cauchemar!

    • @hanamurahinako
      @hanamurahinako 4 года назад +13

      Mjolnir G. In Switzerland your phone number will be easier, like: septante-sept nonante-huit zéro sept nonante-quatre.

    • @geoffoakland
      @geoffoakland 4 года назад +17

      @@hanamurahinako i'm going to start saying my phone number, and any number, the Swiss way. I don't care if the French people don't like it. I think in Belguim they also use septante, huitante. Merci Maya!

  • @FunnyParadox
    @FunnyParadox 6 лет назад +2227

    JE SUIS CHAUD
    TU EST CHAUDE !
    *VOUS ÊTES CHAUD !!!*
    OH F*CK I DIED XD

    • @trantung5933
      @trantung5933 5 лет назад +11

      i wonder if that scene is staged OwO

    • @PolishgamersYT
      @PolishgamersYT 5 лет назад +3

      that came out of no where it hella got me

    • @hugothornton8722
      @hugothornton8722 5 лет назад +65

      Vous êtes* sorry about that

    • @hugothornton8722
      @hugothornton8722 5 лет назад +65

      Tu es* sorry again

    • @dee-jh3bl
      @dee-jh3bl 5 лет назад +6

      Hugo Thornton
      Hop on arrête de corriger les gens merci

  • @1digor
    @1digor 3 года назад +4

    Just watched this, cheered my day up I had tears of laughter rolling down my face. The blue cheese cracked me up. Good luck on your travels.

  • @user-ol9rz7ke1m
    @user-ol9rz7ke1m 4 года назад +20

    When “je suis chaud” is used to an answer of a questions it means “I’m down” like do you wanna play soccer (veux-tu jouer au foot?) Ouais je suis chaud (yea I’m down)

  • @janahany4434
    @janahany4434 4 года назад +185

    "The french language doesn't make sense"
    I KNOW I LEARN FRENCH AT SCHOOL AND THE GRAMMAIRE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

    • @lolourex19
      @lolourex19 4 года назад +19

      I agree... And I'm french !

    • @LesCrocsSepulcraux
      @LesCrocsSepulcraux 4 года назад +11

      @@lolourex19 Pourtant le Français est une langue plus "évoluée" si je peux me permettre. D'où la difficulté extrême pour apprendre notre langue contrairement à d'autres qui se veulent plus accessibles. Plus une langue est facile à apprendre plus elle possède de lacunes.

    • @lolourex19
      @lolourex19 4 года назад +10

      @@LesCrocsSepulcraux Oui mais ça pose énormément de difficulté pour ceux dont ce n'est pas la langue maternelle. Ce n'est pas pour rien que l'anglais est une langue international...

    • @LesCrocsSepulcraux
      @LesCrocsSepulcraux 4 года назад +10

      @@lolourex19 Oui effectivement. D'ailleurs la langue française a été dévalorisée notamment parce que avec le nombre de mots et de tournures de phrase possibles on peut parler durant des heures sans rien dire, tourner autour du pot quoi. J'avais lu/vu quelque part que ces circonvolutions enervaient les dignitaires étrangers lorsqu'ils dialoguaient avec des français. Outre ce fait, on devrait être en être fiers plutôt que de nous rabaisser sans cesse.

    • @guynungagap4617
      @guynungagap4617 4 года назад +4

      @@lolourex19 L'anglais est la langue internationale parce qu'ils ont gagné.

  • @thehonestguy9654
    @thehonestguy9654 4 года назад +176

    Come to Switzerland. Prices are even higher and we actually say 80 (huitante). Also we give 3 kisses or sometimes just one. Makes sense right?

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 года назад +5

      "Huitante" is merely used in the cantons of Vaud, Valais and Fribourg if I recall correctly.

    • @damiankovar1210
      @damiankovar1210 4 года назад +1

      @@zzy2620 Correct. They use quatre vingt in Geneva.

    • @deyanmarinov4727
      @deyanmarinov4727 4 года назад +2

      @@damiankovar1210 This is mostly because Geneva is very mixed with neighboring France, thus using more native french expressions rather than swiss ones ;)

    • @c-buck
      @c-buck 4 года назад +1

      Ya pas aussi "octante" qui est utilisé (en Suisse ou en Belgique), et "septante" par la même occasion ? :)

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 года назад +2

      @@c-buck Je crois qu'à Genève on compte: soixante, septante, quatre-vingt, nonante. Je ne suis jamais tombé sur octante.
      francaisdenosregions.com/2017/03/26/comment-dit-on-80-en-belgique-et-en-suisse/

  • @datszalami8689
    @datszalami8689 Год назад +1

    These videos are hilarious!! I've watched all of your review videos but I just found out about these😂

  • @Frankengeuse
    @Frankengeuse 4 года назад +407

    The part with the kisses is hilarious ! Since the confinement we french are not allowed to kiss people when we meet them. Personally, it's the most difficult part of the disease, it's so strange for me not to kiss people i see, makes me feel like a "cold distance" or something with others now. Before the virus, i never thought about that and at the age of 25 yo i'm just thinking about it and how weird it must look for other cultures to kiss people you just met. I'm keeping it anyway, i think it's a heartwarming welcome ^^"

    • @lipeprusch
      @lipeprusch 4 года назад +20

      Here in Brazil we also give kisses. It is usually two, but sometimes "three to get married" (like, to give you luck to marry someone lol). I found it a bit rude though his approach of thinking the kisses are somewhat erotic or that gives the wrong message That's on his mind, the kisses are very friendly, but I get that this is weird in different cultures, specially more cold ones. Us latinos are something else :)

    • @archisingh7068
      @archisingh7068 4 года назад +6

      Aeyee we can't even think of kissing someone in public. Even if I try to kiss my mom, she doesn't feel good.
      Our culture is join hands and say 'namaste' or 'namaskar'. Or the youngers (but never the girls) could touch the feet t of the elders. Well now informally among the youngsters, we would simply go with Hi, Hey..
      🙂

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 4 года назад

      @@archisingh7068 why never the girls?

    • @MultiLiam24
      @MultiLiam24 4 года назад +6

      Confinement is the most fancy way I’ve ever heard someone call lockdown or quarantine

    • @meryam9880
      @meryam9880 4 года назад

      @@archisingh7068 that's interesting .where are u from ?

  • @mrty5915
    @mrty5915 4 года назад +101

    1:26 tell me why tf does he look like mr bean

  • @monsieur_manson
    @monsieur_manson 4 года назад +313

    🤣 that JE SUIS CHAUD is epic.. at least i've learn 1 sentence in french from this video

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 4 года назад +2

      🍅🍑

    • @nhienleminhhue6605
      @nhienleminhhue6605 4 года назад

      I learnt 3

    • @Anto-te4zy
      @Anto-te4zy 4 года назад +1

      hahaha good luck for learning french, we have a very difficult language 😭

    • @world4500
      @world4500 4 года назад +1

      @@Anto-te4zy vraiment!!!!?😮😮

    • @Anto-te4zy
      @Anto-te4zy 4 года назад +1

      @@world4500 t’es français ?

  • @profiondukent411
    @profiondukent411 2 года назад +2

    Just got to this video because I saw a bit of it on tiktok. As a Frenchman I can also confirm that a lot of this is true. Great video.

  • @laureli4645
    @laureli4645 4 года назад +773

    To all those who are learning French
    Don't say " je suis chaud" but say "j'ai chaud" 😂😅

    • @sanchitaagte8215
      @sanchitaagte8215 3 года назад +45

      I have hot?

    • @laureli4645
      @laureli4645 3 года назад +77

      @@sanchitaagte8215 yeah it doesn't make sense in English but that's what we say 😂

    • @sanchitaagte8215
      @sanchitaagte8215 3 года назад +46

      @@laureli4645 learnt french for three years in school and it took my teacher a whole 40 minutes just to explain that "I have *insert age*" is how it's supposed to work and "si" is not yes from Spanish 😂✌

    • @meyech1099
      @meyech1099 3 года назад +9

      @@sanchitaagte8215 lmao yea french is so complicated we know 😂😂

    • @sohamdambalkar1602
      @sohamdambalkar1602 3 года назад +3

      @@sanchitaagte8215 yeah like i have heat .

  • @Xanarxi02
    @Xanarxi02 3 года назад +447

    I'm French and I approve this sketch ! Come when you want in France ! Tu es chaud !

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 года назад +3

      I'm going there one day. No doubt! The most beautiful and visited country in the world!

    • @imweird3363
      @imweird3363 2 года назад

      @@mortis7851 Mortis Bringer Of Doom

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 года назад

      @@imweird3363 your username fits you lol

    • @imweird3363
      @imweird3363 2 года назад

      @@mortis7851 😓 i was just trying to be nice😢

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 года назад

      @@imweird3363 i thought you comment was random, but ok, I'm sorry

  • @playmalkhax2730
    @playmalkhax2730 5 лет назад +414

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Peter : *QUATRE VINGT!!!!*
    😍😂😂 Love from France 🇫🇷

    • @S13824J
      @S13824J 4 года назад +1

      80

    • @luka1203
      @luka1203 4 года назад +1

      Thanks

    • @reymisterio62
      @reymisterio62 4 года назад

      quatre-vingt dix(90)

    • @pren1verd05
      @pren1verd05 4 года назад

      90 = QUATRE VINGT DIX in french

    • @nodomatic
      @nodomatic 4 года назад

      4 20 = 4*20 = 80 ; 4 20 10 = 4*20+10 = 90

  • @rakshitbharadwaj8141
    @rakshitbharadwaj8141 3 года назад +8

    I am watching this video at 4 a.m from India after witnessing Switzerland beat France 5-4 in one of the best euro matches ever

  • @lucaslonchampt613
    @lucaslonchampt613 6 лет назад +150

    You make me chaud Peter

  • @user-wl7qp8pu3r
    @user-wl7qp8pu3r 5 лет назад +103

    2:03 not gonna lie I cried of laugh

  • @GothGoblinNecoArc
    @GothGoblinNecoArc 5 лет назад +48

    You remind me of cyprien’s old style and I love it

    • @leukopossum7930
      @leukopossum7930 5 лет назад

      a stupid face Cypriens*

    • @seezze
      @seezze 5 лет назад

      @@leukopossum7930 ?? Cyprien*

    • @leukopossum7930
      @leukopossum7930 5 лет назад

      ATL SeezZe,
      Non c’est pas « Cyprien ».
      Dans « You remind me of Cyprien’s old style [...] »
      le « 's » est une marque raccourcie du verbe « is »
      ( exemple: he is = he’s )
      Du coup, ce qu’a écrit A stupid face donne:
      « You remind of Cyprien is old style and i love it ».
      Du coup c’est pas correct, raison pour laquelle je me permets de le ou la corriger, petite lumière. 🙄

  • @Ntxoovyeebvwj89
    @Ntxoovyeebvwj89 3 года назад +13

    We asian people love French people very very much. Thailand 🇹🇭 lovvvvvvveeeeee youuuuuuu!

    • @adrienbelmo9171
      @adrienbelmo9171 3 года назад +2

      We love you too

    • @Meluzzialuvsyouhehe
      @Meluzzialuvsyouhehe 3 года назад

      You maybe don’t know this, but French LOVE Asian people, there traditions or there food

  • @vitomutvar9088
    @vitomutvar9088 5 лет назад +185

    Everyone gangsta until the French comments come in

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 года назад +4

      Why hello there ! Don’t worry we’re usually pretty kind in the comment section ! (Well it depends on the quality of the video but this one is really good so we’re in a good mood) 😂 (And we’re kinda in the same situation when we talk about English since our accent is sooooo bad (except for the very rare French people who have a good English accent))
      And I hope my English isn’t to bad either 😅😅

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 4 года назад

      Hanna Camiolo I'm French and I have a good accent

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 года назад

      @@frenchball1311 OOOOOOH Et ben on sera potes de bons accents !! 🤣🤣🤣 D'ailleurs tout mon entourage râle à cause de mon accent... CETTE BANDE DE JALOUX 🤣

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 4 года назад

      Hanna Camiolo j'ai un bon accent parce que je vis en espagne et je suis dans une école anglaise

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 года назад

      @@frenchball1311 Oooooh 😲

  • @Gabriel-dl2nt
    @Gabriel-dl2nt 5 лет назад +199

    Je suis chaud also means i'm ready for something

    • @jessicalopez9206
      @jessicalopez9206 5 лет назад +9

      Ready to bang

    • @Oussamabis
      @Oussamabis 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah it means that you're ready to accomplish day to day task .. so it really depends on the context

    • @leilamurenzi8810
      @leilamurenzi8810 5 лет назад

      Mr Zgeig
      hhhahaha like what???😂😂😂

    • @lokmanlablan
      @lokmanlablan 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but more like "I'm motivated to do something/count me in" un truc comme ça on va dire

  • @maevadomingos8072
    @maevadomingos8072 5 лет назад +648

    80 = 4 x 20 = 80 😂😂

  • @lindildeev5721
    @lindildeev5721 2 года назад +6

    I'm gonna tell one unbelievable thing : I'm French, I've watched RUclips videos for years and still don't know who the hell Norman and these guys are. They may be famous but I'm not sure they really are great. Instead, among the really good French RUclips channels, I would give you Poisson Fécond, Tales from the Click or (these two should be more interesting for you), the channels of Paul Taylor and Sebastian Marx : the first is British, the second is American but they both live in France and are famous humorist.

  • @marinenbn
    @marinenbn 5 лет назад +21

    J’ai tellement ri et c’est vraiment bien tourné! Un grand bravo !

  • @wadethemercenary.3730
    @wadethemercenary.3730 4 года назад +141

    Pppeter: Quatre vingt!!
    After the joint.
    Pppeter: Je suis très chaud!!

  • @pebblesoop1648
    @pebblesoop1648 5 лет назад +186

    *talks about how good french comedies are* *shows "qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu*
    Me : *cries in french* is zat wat our culture haz beecome naw?

    • @lapoutredessechee7623
      @lapoutredessechee7623 5 лет назад +7

      moi non plus j'aime pas les films français et je suis français

    • @pebblesoop1648
      @pebblesoop1648 5 лет назад +22

      @@lapoutredessechee7623 nan mais j'aime bien certains films français, il y a même de très bonnes comédies françaises (qui datent malheureusement toutes d'avant 2000, sauf 2-3), mais citer "qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu" comme exemple du cinéma français c'est vraiment irrespectueux et triste pour la culture française

    • @lapoutredessechee7623
      @lapoutredessechee7623 5 лет назад +2

      @@pebblesoop1648 ah pardon j'adore les vieux films français genre les De Funès etc...

    • @Hobbit_libertaire
      @Hobbit_libertaire 5 лет назад

      Je crois qu'il y a bien que les étrangers qui aiment les films français du XXIe siècle, et ceux qui gobe les publicités à peine déguisées des JT...

    • @pebblesoop1648
      @pebblesoop1648 5 лет назад +2

      @@Hobbit_libertaire je t'arrêtes, il y a de très bons films français du 21e comme Grave ou Amélie Poulain, et ce sont généralement ceux là qui sont exportés à l'étranger, pas la légion de comédies merdiques auxquelles on a le droit chaque année. Du coup j'ai été très étonné de voir que machin bon dieu été connu à l'étranger, ça doit être une exception qui a dépassé les frontières. Mais sinon la plupart des étrangers qui disent adorer le cinéma français n'ont aucune idée que 90% des films francophones sont des comédies racistes.

  • @sallyso8308
    @sallyso8308 Год назад +1

    These videos are hilarious. You should do these of every country that you visit.

  • @AzyFer
    @AzyFer 4 года назад +1560

    the worst thing about france is the fact that french fries aren’t originally from france..

    • @DannySykess
      @DannySykess 4 года назад +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @predaplantuser2742
      @predaplantuser2742 4 года назад +27

      @Baguette Shakespear hamburgers were not created by americans

    • @Reyvius78
      @Reyvius78 4 года назад +19

      careful guys, we have a mad belgian in here lol

    • @MaxAlexandreDiaz
      @MaxAlexandreDiaz 4 года назад +2

      don't speak about France like this

    • @aedwynnstorax68
      @aedwynnstorax68 4 года назад +9

      Baguette Shakespear There is no French side in Belgium 😁, except some expensive neighborhood in Brussels. But I guess you’re mentioning the French-speaking side 😉 Flemish people do also cook amazing fries

  • @victoriadavin6166
    @victoriadavin6166 5 лет назад +114

    JE SUIS CHAUD
    TU ES CHAUDE ?
    Mon dieu c'est génial 😂😂

    • @Rmd--vm6nq
      @Rmd--vm6nq 5 лет назад

      Cette meuf est chaude mdrr

  • @mariusw_24
    @mariusw_24 4 года назад +141

    The romanian joke was so funny :))))
    As a romanian I just want to say that they are talking about the gypsis but that was hell a fun anyway :)))

    • @kitszasz3971
      @kitszasz3971 4 года назад

      I think it's mostly a Paris thing

    • @cernunnos5843
      @cernunnos5843 4 года назад +17

      I learn recently than even Romanians don't like the gypsies.

    • @dianapan6447
      @dianapan6447 4 года назад

      @@cernunnos5843 true

    • @marishkaspirit
      @marishkaspirit 4 года назад +7

      @@cernunnos5843 no one likes them because they are begging and stealing, and make a living out of it. But even if they get a chance to get out of that life, they refuse because that is the easy way out for them.

  • @roziharutyunyan3575
    @roziharutyunyan3575 5 месяцев назад

    I come back here every year! Love this video