Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #13

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 6 лет назад +1636

    “There’s no such thing as a best friend. It’s just something hello kitty made up to sell more hello kitties!!!” 😂

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 6 лет назад +2314

    Constance looks so cute when she says "I'm mad, I'm super mad. I'm just waiting until tomorrow when everybody leaves". She's the engine that runs this show.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 лет назад +14

      Briguy1027 Yeah, I wish the Dad were a better actor. And that they were all more expressive (its not 30 Rock, it’s a slice of life: Asian in 90s USA, they don’t have to do it deadpan), I blame the director for that.

    • @lllllllllarose
      @lllllllllarose 5 лет назад +117

      seededsoul I think the dad is awesome! He paints a very typical Asian dad

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 лет назад +1

      Mom Lipstick character is fine, writing is “OK”. Actor is bad.

    • @sanzuu1004
      @sanzuu1004 5 лет назад +10

      Honestly, I felt that in my gut as soon as she said it. It's a terrifying saying.

    • @deathendz
      @deathendz 4 года назад +21

      the way she said it reminds me of exactly how my parents would act when we were with other friends/family members and I was misbehaving. They would smile and act like everything is ok but would give me that EXACT same look which told me I wasn't going to feel my hand for the next few days once we got home (they would hit it with a cane)

  • @alfajosefannygabriel431
    @alfajosefannygabriel431 6 лет назад +2367

    Louis and Jessica is like hufflepuff and slytherin .. love it

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 6 лет назад +55

      Well, louis is kinda unreliable, so jessica have to control everything. If louis is the one charge, jessica will ask divorce instead 😂

    • @alfajosefannygabriel431
      @alfajosefannygabriel431 6 лет назад +3

      @@mymagicloulou4394 oof ,,, well yes lmao

    • @balsam4161
      @balsam4161 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @bebekkurus
      @bebekkurus 5 лет назад +14

      eventhough man is the leader of the family, woman in chinese family manage everything and most of the time control everything.

    • @googleassistant4070
      @googleassistant4070 5 лет назад +13

      And their sons being a ravenclaw

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 6 лет назад +3036

    A calm angry Jessica is a scary Jessica

    • @JohnDoe-rw4hl
      @JohnDoe-rw4hl 6 лет назад +6

      Also, was that line by Jessica an example of breaking the fourth wall or a meta description, if not _the_ "Meta Description?" Also, edit the timestamp of the line into your comment, please: 5:56.

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @lilyyang831
      @lilyyang831 4 года назад +3

      Aka passive aggressive

    • @tanyamarkova4071
      @tanyamarkova4071 4 года назад +2

      Well most of the womaen does.

    • @spicypineapplez9445
      @spicypineapplez9445 4 года назад

      Every Jessica is a scary Jessica

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 5 лет назад +757

    We have a dishwasher that has not been used in the 20 years that we've lived here. I thought it was a dryer rack for dishes until I went to one of my white friends house for dinner. After we finished the food his mom placed the dishes in what I thought was the dryer rack and pressed some buttons and it started to make noises. Never in my 15 years of being alive was I so confused at the time.

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 4 года назад +3

      My uncle does that too

    • @wesley2508
      @wesley2508 4 года назад +8

      I never used a dish washer until junior year of college. It's magical

    • @merveilla
      @merveilla 4 года назад +1

      Relatable.

    • @sct4040
      @sct4040 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was just my crazy family who had a perfectly good dishwasher that we were not allowed to use.
      We also used it as a dish rack.

    • @failedmycaptchatest
      @failedmycaptchatest 3 года назад +4

      I didn't notice that my grandparents use their dishwasher as a drying rack until fresh off the boat. I thought that I just never happened to be in the room while it was running 🤣

  • @amann-jg5yy
    @amann-jg5yy 4 года назад +122

    "Why do you still have this picture? "
    "Because I look good. "
    Love her confidence 😂😂❤️

  • @harveyph1962
    @harveyph1962 5 лет назад +464

    Who pets a dear?!
    *WhAt iS sHe SnOw wHiTe?!*
    LMAO

  • @fantasyland3646
    @fantasyland3646 2 года назад +70

    "Who pets a dear ,what is she snow white"
    Love this Line

  • @purplecatinlove1900
    @purplecatinlove1900 6 лет назад +845

    I'm mad I'm just waiting till everybody leaves sounds like my mom growing up

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 6 лет назад +5

      Ikr!

    • @budgiessx7781
      @budgiessx7781 6 лет назад +15

      Right! Omygosh brings back memory.. suddenly remember like it was yesterday

    • @lllllllllarose
      @lllllllllarose 5 лет назад +6

      Mom: You’ll know what happens when we arrive home :)

  • @coldslugger8219
    @coldslugger8219 3 года назад +62

    “Pearl Jam?! That’s what I’m calling mayonnaise from now on” lol

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 Год назад

      The stare Eddie gives him.means he knows what it means 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duckduckgoose_2425
    @duckduckgoose_2425 4 года назад +41

    "Why do you even have this photo?"
    "Cause I look amazing, "
    I felt that.

  • @chonwai
    @chonwai 6 лет назад +1810

    most chinese people back then will never make a scene, but they will wait till they get home and then explode in anger...it was really hard for us kids back then, having to deal with the adults absolute authority...

    • @raymondhsu6407
      @raymondhsu6407 6 лет назад +135

      william wan “Back then”? Don’t think it’s really changed haha

    • @mylingnovels8000
      @mylingnovels8000 5 лет назад +9

      koreans do the same thing....

    • @baganzabaganza2826
      @baganzabaganza2826 5 лет назад +1

      Never met actually, poor you guys

    • @binogogamez2897
      @binogogamez2897 5 лет назад +20

      I think most Asian countries do that, I'm an Indian and boii nothing has changed

    • @dctang5555
      @dctang5555 5 лет назад

      That's very true

  • @TheMscandy123
    @TheMscandy123 6 лет назад +486

    "buy it!"
    "You landed on jai-"
    "SOLD"

  • @dayajr01
    @dayajr01 6 лет назад +297

    I kinda felt bad that Jess said "Should I become a Ventriloquist?"
    The puppet: So what she say?
    Jess: :,(

    • @Ludvig377
      @Ludvig377 4 года назад

      Jess. Like I’m a dog >:(

  • @lionblaze210
    @lionblaze210 5 лет назад +68

    My mom in a nutshell: “Oh, I’m mad. I’m super mad. I’m just waiting until tomorrow when everyone leaves.”

  • @cindywang8852
    @cindywang8852 6 лет назад +63

    "What you still have this photo"."Because I look amazing!"

  • @justinthompson2817
    @justinthompson2817 5 лет назад +103

    I’m gonna buy a house...for Connie.
    No thanks, it’ll just get repossessed.
    Dammmnnn! Lol 😂

  • @TheLadyTLF32
    @TheLadyTLF32 3 года назад +13

    RIP DMX ..Such a legendary talent gone too soon.. I forgot he guest star on here.

  • @inunekochan
    @inunekochan Год назад +9

    I nearly spay out my drink when it was revealed that the mother and sister were in the same room 😂😂💀💀

  • @andernaugle8962
    @andernaugle8962 5 лет назад +40

    6:50 is the most accurate thing I’ve seen so far

  • @blablatoto5003
    @blablatoto5003 5 лет назад +21

    "Who pet a dear?? Who is she snow white??" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ereagan4
      @ereagan4 5 лет назад

      Blabla toto: Deer

  • @jamesonholbrook3969
    @jamesonholbrook3969 6 лет назад +41

    Jessica is honestly a good mom and my new favorite person

  • @workinprogress5887
    @workinprogress5887 Год назад +3

    "Pearl jam! That's what I'm calling mayonnaise from now on"..what a thought

  • @rubailey4888
    @rubailey4888 6 лет назад +41

    I've honestly watched all of these clips .
    Some more than you once.
    I love Jessica sm 😂💛💛

  • @diwaghimire4062
    @diwaghimire4062 5 лет назад +69

    "You are not mad?" "Oh I am mad. I am super mad. I am just waiting till tomorrow when everybody to leave"
    When guests leave burst out of anger because you are breathing to loud 😂😂
    So like my mom or typical Asian mom 😂😊

    • @BoaConstrictor126
      @BoaConstrictor126 Год назад

      All of my Asian friends' moms are so sweet towards me but they admit they're not like that towards their own kids

  • @angelstarfire
    @angelstarfire 6 лет назад +78

    6:46 literally my mum whenever I do something silly

  • @floradee4602
    @floradee4602 6 лет назад +105

    This comedy is just the best!!!!

  • @kidrauhlBiebzX
    @kidrauhlBiebzX 6 лет назад +232

    I got a mini heart attack when I read published in 2019 don’t know why, it has t sunk in that it’s 2k19 yet maybe

    • @wendy_u_sleep
      @wendy_u_sleep 6 лет назад

      Why do I always see you lol

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 лет назад

      A cup of Tae with two Sugas and a Kookie
      Someone call the mini WAHHHH-mbulance!

    • @usnaarka
      @usnaarka 4 года назад

      R8 now I wish it was still 2k19, 2020 is kinda gross

  • @DidNotAppearInAustralia2018
    @DidNotAppearInAustralia2018 5 лет назад +7

    3:57 “Aren’t you tried of having to fight over one measly roast duck?”
    *me now remembering that my aunt look like she wanted to hurt me bad on Chinese New Year when I took the roast duck thigh... one of the best bits of the whole dish...*

  • @CT-bb4xv
    @CT-bb4xv 4 года назад +10

    That conversation about thanksgiving with all the hidden meaning behind each word... 😂 scary to say but it’s true. That’s just how we are. Had to witness my mother and aunt sneakily degrade each other about who was aging faster without actually saying it. When my father helped me analyze why they were so thorny with each other afterwards I was shook at how many underlying messages I didn’t catch. 🤭

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 4 года назад +15

    Oscar is allergic to mangoes!😂
    It was at that moment I broke down.

  • @NatsuDragneel07
    @NatsuDragneel07 6 лет назад +238

    And those whale shorts........are appropriate for a man his age 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Behen786
      @Behen786 6 лет назад

      natsu dragneel I read this comment just as Jessica was saying it!!

    • @bobwashere4863
      @bobwashere4863 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot that her sister said, “I bought those shorts”

  • @yikeslmaook9612
    @yikeslmaook9612 5 лет назад +16

    Lol “and she tried to out-do me with her hair-do” me 😂

  • @skippss01
    @skippss01 5 лет назад +21

    Jessica is terrifying and I love it

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 5 лет назад +5

    "I'm super mad I'm just waiting for tmr after everybody leaves"
    I felt that one

  • @tesscrelli783
    @tesscrelli783 4 года назад +3

    "Why do you even still have this photo?"
    "BECAUSE I LOOK AMAZING." **angry scribbling**

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc 5 лет назад +30

    L: Y-you're not mad ?
    J: Ooh I'm mad, I'm super mad. I'm just waiting until tomorrow when everybody leaves. *Smile*

  • @J.P.Robles
    @J.P.Robles Год назад +1

    That “yeah” sounded different when Eddie showed them the Pearl Jam cd 😂

  • @joeychan8783
    @joeychan8783 4 года назад +5

    I'm scared by how accurate these funny moments are. I grew up in a western asian household. I also had to sleep in a closet because my parents wanted to impress my aunts and uncles. And many more things...

  • @TheWolfmanC
    @TheWolfmanC 6 лет назад +19

    Louis: 1,2,3,4,5 Buy It
    Connie: you landed on Jail
    Louis: Sold!
    😂😂😂

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 5 лет назад +11

    “Buy it!”
    “You landed on jail...”
    “SoLd!”

  • @tomaf
    @tomaf 6 лет назад +7

    I love the subtitles when she's talking to her sister. ""swamp dungeon" ;-P

  • @ashashrestha4054
    @ashashrestha4054 5 лет назад +12

    Jessica is my mom when she says 'i am mad I am super mad and I am just waiting for tomorrow when everyone leaves" 😂😂😂

  • @aydantat8724
    @aydantat8724 4 года назад +12

    Just wait til Louis finds out eBay blew up across the world

  • @navodanikm637
    @navodanikm637 4 года назад +5

    Jessica is so Calm even though she is soo angry 😂

  • @mymyj1968
    @mymyj1968 3 года назад +5

    Awww rest in paradise DMX

  • @conniechang9318
    @conniechang9318 6 лет назад +43

    "It'll just get repossessed" 😂😂

  • @Piwork69
    @Piwork69 5 лет назад +2

    I just discovered this show. This compilation was hilarious.

  • @mrwiseass9191
    @mrwiseass9191 4 года назад +1

    lmao the sisters sub lines are hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @viviviviivii1908
    @viviviviivii1908 4 года назад +1

    that man with his orchids is literally me with my plants lmaoo

  • @mariaerrai3299
    @mariaerrai3299 4 года назад +1

    I love the translation of the sisters conversation

  • @LiLgPnoy15
    @LiLgPnoy15 5 лет назад +4

    The DMX caught me off guard!

    • @ymharun
      @ymharun 2 года назад

      Same here!

  • @cherryblossom7120
    @cherryblossom7120 3 года назад

    1:35 those orchids were so lovely.🌺

  • @jayson9171
    @jayson9171 5 лет назад +6

    Oml Oscar is my life I would live with him😂

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 29 дней назад

    "So, what did she say?" Lol 😂😂😂

  • @grateink6891
    @grateink6891 5 лет назад +5

    0:52 when you thought anime eyes weren’t possible

  • @osmirod1
    @osmirod1 3 года назад +2

    Ohhhhhh DMX definitely smoked them 🥺🤌🏼

  • @mythicalgod3731
    @mythicalgod3731 4 года назад

    “Because I’m gorgeous” yass queen

  • @Cris-qn2ii
    @Cris-qn2ii 3 года назад +1

    0:19 "should I get matching bangs?"
    0:23: _Jessica has matching bangs_

  • @jap1971
    @jap1971 6 лет назад +24

    Lol spending 500$ on fortune telling but cannot spend a dollar for a candy (relatable)

  • @asiandoll6826
    @asiandoll6826 4 года назад +1

    4:50 “Dat bitch” 😂 I cant

  • @ryleewaller7761
    @ryleewaller7761 5 лет назад +5

    6:45 when my dad does something stupid in front of people including my mom

  • @jeshanlepcha3097
    @jeshanlepcha3097 4 месяца назад

    “ Last year I got the beak “ jesussssssica

  • @YogeshKumar-kf3yl
    @YogeshKumar-kf3yl 3 года назад +1

    I like how they give translation lol 3:27

  • @잔나Jannah
    @잔나Jannah 3 года назад

    "oh im mad, I'm super mad I'm just waiting for tomorrow and everybody to leave"

  • @gorgessa
    @gorgessa 4 года назад +1

    I may seem calm but it’s a calm anger which is a much scarier type of anger

  • @lailacarson4633
    @lailacarson4633 6 лет назад +12

    6:03 literally me

  • @TheShandukie
    @TheShandukie 4 года назад

    True sisters. They understand each other. Lol

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 Год назад

    i love how the guy names his orchids

  • @danlogrono8675
    @danlogrono8675 6 лет назад +7

    Slappy Goosebumps cameo!! Lmao

  • @richs4878
    @richs4878 6 месяцев назад

    “So….what’d she say…?” 😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Badree
    @Mr.Badree 5 лет назад

    The funny thing is that the way jessica acts in the show is the way my mom actually is irl lol

  • @YoshiBoi750
    @YoshiBoi750 4 года назад +1

    Really bummed that this show doesn't go forever, favorite show. They could've had at least 10000 season's....just my opinion

  • @maye-annewaynewayne9223
    @maye-annewaynewayne9223 6 лет назад +3

    1:27 to 1:30: the reason why l don’t have best friends but only companions.

  • @barrydavis1808
    @barrydavis1808 6 лет назад +4

    5:40 lol my favorite part 🤣🤣

  • @wardasaqib6650
    @wardasaqib6650 3 месяца назад

    waiting for everybody to leave is the real asian character

  • @sektor_ghost_live
    @sektor_ghost_live 3 года назад +3

    Rip DMX u will be missed 😭

  • @explosionboy6821
    @explosionboy6821 5 лет назад

    this is the chillest chinese family i’ve ever seen lmao

  • @OwenRona
    @OwenRona 5 лет назад

    @6:45 ... absolutely 100% accurate LOL 😆

  • @asmaqueen5844
    @asmaqueen5844 6 лет назад +6

    I love this show 🥰 it’s funny 😂😂

  • @princessana2000
    @princessana2000 4 года назад

    connie looks like the "i just wanna be appreciated" lady

  • @urj210478
    @urj210478 5 лет назад +2

    Man Connie is the aunt we all wanted but could not have.

  • @D3bs1109
    @D3bs1109 5 лет назад +4

    She’s like my mom when she’s mad at my dad at a family dinner but act super calm and wait tomorrow to explode 😅 when it happens my dad drink all night and have fun because he knows it’s gonna be hard tomorrow 😝

  • @ArcticFalcon
    @ArcticFalcon 5 лет назад +1

    6:45 a replay button for me

  • @TwistedAdventures42
    @TwistedAdventures42 4 года назад

    Constance got all the best lines!

  • @bobbyjones6668
    @bobbyjones6668 5 лет назад +1

    Jessica is so adorable, and realistic

  • @nicholaslawrence6926
    @nicholaslawrence6926 6 лет назад +7

    They should make a spin-off comedy with Connie and Steve as the main characters!

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 5 лет назад

    DMX loving orchids is the best thing 😀😀😀😀😀

  • @anakinskywalker2942
    @anakinskywalker2942 4 года назад +3

    Should i marry Luis
    Me: Hahahahahhahaha😂😂🤣

  • @rayhollander
    @rayhollander 4 года назад

    My mom 1:27 "There are no best friends"

  • @mr.gabriel8024
    @mr.gabriel8024 3 года назад +1

    R.I.P to DMX Mehn...

  • @adinmozingo6084
    @adinmozingo6084 3 года назад +2

    Rip DMX

  • @saranneam1754
    @saranneam1754 6 лет назад +10

    Juice-secca

  • @TheCaveman46
    @TheCaveman46 6 лет назад +2

    "Oh!" Paula Abdul!" THUNK!

  • @Rajput-r5b
    @Rajput-r5b 4 года назад

    The orchid guy is awesome af

  • @yudoball
    @yudoball 2 года назад

    Juicica hahahahah
    That's a dad for sure

  • @katie-oy7wn
    @katie-oy7wn 5 лет назад

    ‘Pearl Jam? That’s what I’m calling mayonnaise from now on!’

  • @noobmaster1166
    @noobmaster1166 6 лет назад +18

    Who pets a deer? What is she, snow white?

  • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
    @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 4 года назад

    Imagine if a laugh track played at 0:07 after jessica’s snarky remark

  • @leonleon2021
    @leonleon2021 5 лет назад +4

    ''Juicyca'' XDDDD