The Rhino story is brilliant- 4 minutes of just the actors sat talking and the whole situation slowly spiralling more out of control. By the time you actually reach the punchline- that Del was just trying to flog a Rhino someone had (because of course), you have laughed yourself in a stupor long before it's over. I watched this scene at least 4 times before I noticed the actual joke. One of the best scenes in the entire show for me- it just doesn't stop for even a moment. How one man ever achieved all of this is madness.
I was coming apart at the seems when I saw this for the first time. The bit that got me was.... "Why this is something out of... A Rhinoceros has escaped, from the zoo... there are a three-hundred dead bodies covered in Rhinoceros footprints, there's a locked up garage, two and a half foot deep in Rhinoceros crap, and Charlton Heston suspects the Butler!"
Rodney in disbelief: "A rhinoceros has escaped from the zoo, there are 300 bodies covered in rhinoceros footprints, there's a lock up garage that's 2 & a half foot deep in rhinoceros crap and Charlton Heston Suspects the butler! 😂 Del: Nobody sees it Rodney . . . Rodney: What about all the people going to work? People on buses, eating in cafes, it's a Rhino Del!! He only comes out at night !!!! LMAOooo 🤣🤣🤣 OFAH4EVA ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
My favourite scene ever especially the “ where no sod lives bit” 2/ where grandad is talking about the bullet that “ blew his brains out” 3/ The chandelier 4/ where they go to Holland diamond smuggling
@@zanussidish8144 A real toughie that one, there are so many! Probably the exploding dolls bit and the poker scene where Del Boy stitches Boycie up. But series 6 in particular was pure gold. Yours?
@@TheLastAngryMan01 1. Uncle Albert's fake shock at Rodney having a girlfriend. 2. Rodney telling Del they don't have a car phone in the hand glider scene. 3. Grandad at the pet shop
@@zanussidish8144 Classics all. I always enjoyed the interview scene where Grandad, Rodney and Del Boy give completely different descriptions of the guy that stole the microwave. Also, the court scene where the defence lawyer lists all the pub cellars that Albert has fallen down. Worst episode? Didn’t like Miami Twice much.
@@TheLastAngryMan01 Barring the final 3 episodes, yes that was very average. Taking characters out of their normal setting doesn't often work well. Did enjoy the episode where Rodney won the prize for the colouring in competition though which I've just googled to realise is a Series 6 episode!
Season 5 always felt like a filler series to me, not a bad run but just the usual motions OFAH tends to go through But this scene is absolute gold Rodney being ahead of his time and being a nitpicky RUclipsr movie reviewer well ahead of the curve lol
Pretty much the writing room of the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Except even the bizarre case of the escaped rhinoceros somehow makes more sense than that disaster.
The line about rhinoceros 🦏 CR*P is HILARIOUS! I remember when Del and Rodney attempted to write another movie in another episode about an uninhabited island 🏝️ in the middle of the specifc ocean 🌊 according to Del as he doesn't realize its actually called the Pacific ocean. A long forgotten tribe of Neanderthal people live in the island 🏝️ including Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble and their wifes Wilma and Betty who are respectively played by Elizabeth Hurley and Katie Price. Then when a series of murders happen on the island 🏝️ a pair of scientists 🥼🥼 played by Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts come to investigate and then after their expedition a giant bird 🐦 played by a fat woman from American 🇺🇲 TV 📺 named Roseanne gets stuck in the aeroplane ✈️🛫 engine. Del suggests to Rodney the female scientist 🥼 should be played by Roseanne at first then when she gets stuck in the aeroplane ✈️🛫 engine Mel should use plastic surgery to turn her into Julia, but Rodney isn't convinced LOL!
The Rhino story is brilliant- 4 minutes of just the actors sat talking and the whole situation slowly spiralling more out of control. By the time you actually reach the punchline- that Del was just trying to flog a Rhino someone had (because of course), you have laughed yourself in a stupor long before it's over. I watched this scene at least 4 times before I noticed the actual joke.
One of the best scenes in the entire show for me- it just doesn't stop for even a moment. How one man ever achieved all of this is madness.
"Cause the rhino's gawn out" 😂😂
“What do you want him to be a social worker?!” 😂😂😂😂
Coming soon to Netflix... "There's a Rhino loose somewhere in the sticks where no sod lives"
That line is brilliant hahah
I'd resubscribe for that one haaaahaa
1 year later we still bloody waiting
Love the way he says it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@n19ntendods "it's a who dunnit" lol
"What's it about Del"?
Classic British comedy
Major props to Dave, Nick, and Buster for being able to keep straight faces and contain themselves. I would’ve burst out laughing! 😂😂😂
2:47 Literally tears coming from my eyes right now, and i almost chocked on my chips!
Im bursting my eyes out with Laughter. So good this Story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
I was coming apart at the seems when I saw this for the first time. The bit that got me was....
"Why this is something out of... A Rhinoceros has escaped, from the zoo... there are a three-hundred dead bodies covered in Rhinoceros footprints, there's a locked up garage, two and a half foot deep in Rhinoceros crap, and Charlton Heston suspects the Butler!"
@@SomeHarbourBastard Also one of the best lines from this scene
I swear Del had the best facial expressions! 😂😂😂
Disaster? It’s a calamity, Del!
I think this is one of my favourite OFAH scenes! Underrated!
Yeah its underrated. I thought it should have won an Oscar for best scene. In a newly created category.
Rodney in disbelief:
"A rhinoceros has escaped from the zoo, there are 300 bodies covered in rhinoceros footprints, there's a lock up garage that's 2 & a half foot deep in rhinoceros crap and Charlton Heston Suspects the butler! 😂
Del: Nobody sees it Rodney . . .
Rodney: What about all the people going to work? People on buses, eating in cafes, it's a Rhino Del!!
He only comes out at night !!!!
LMAOooo 🤣🤣🤣
OFAH4EVA ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I remember Rodney still trying to write a film on a laptop in a much later episode!
I thought his name was Dave!
the... Island of death 😂
@@JakTheLad That's right! Rodney wanted Roseanne Barr instead of a Rhino.
he wanted Julia Roberts
@@jonhodges2224 yeah but he wanted liz Hurley and Jordan 😂😂
If Trigger were a movie producer he'd easily finance this !
So too would Mickey
Del: I know where there's a rhinoceros going cheep!
Rodney: That's not a rhinoceros, that's a budgie!!
Wonder if this is what goes on in the writer's room for the SYFY channel
Well probably with more drugs.
When the least popular episode of the greatest sitcom of all time is as good as this little clip you can guess the rest. Fabulous
The least popular?
@Jake Collins well said I really hate that episode as well so out of character for Del boy especially the ending.
Least favourite episode is "The Royal Flash" when Del embarrasses Rodney in front of the Duke.
A vampire rhino movie script....as Del Boys says, "this time next year, we are going to be millionaires."
"It's a noodunnit!"
Haahahahha
Who done- what d'you mean who done it? We know who done it, the rhino done it!
I love this now and forever ❤
Del was just ahead of time this is exactly the type of movie Hollywood makes today
I could see Dwayne Johnson playing the Charlton Heston role
A scene like this shows just how good a writer John Sullivan really was. Absolute masterclass of writing. Every aspiring writer should take notes
Someone needs to make that movie
They did, but they changed the animal to a snake and the location to a plane
Possibly the best scene in the history of the show, and it’s just three blokes sat at a table talking
Classic comedy you don't get comedy like this any more classic David Jason
“There is a rhino loose in the city.”.
“What’s it about, Del?”.
“Well, it’s about a bloody elephant, innit?!”.
😂😂😂
Don't know why that bit is edited out of this?
@@danw1374 Me neither, mate.
One of my favourite scenes in the whole show (only Grandad talking to the urn beats it). Wha, is it a vampire rhino? :D
'And the Rhino's gawn out'
What's it's about del?
🤣😅Lmao
Mabey this will actually become a film one day.
Jason Statham would be perfect for the lead.
Basically, columbo, a rhino, and Delboy. Aye, id watch that flick.
The amount of plot holes and their arguments about whether it makes sense or not. 😂😂😂
‘Well he’s a man eater init eh. Raaarrrghh!’ 😂 😂
No, no. Rhinoceroses aren’t carnivorous. They’re vegetarian.
I saw this on "When Rhinoceroses attack".
Disaster? Its a calamity!
R.I.P. Charlton Heston.
“What, he’s leasing it is he? 😂😂😂😂
My favourite scene ever especially the “ where no sod lives bit”
2/ where grandad is talking about the bullet that “ blew his brains out”
3/ The chandelier
4/ where they go to Holland diamond smuggling
This is my favourite scene in the entire run of OFAH.
What's your second and third?
@@zanussidish8144 A real toughie that one, there are so many! Probably the exploding dolls bit and the poker scene where Del Boy stitches Boycie up. But series 6 in particular was pure gold.
Yours?
@@TheLastAngryMan01 1. Uncle Albert's fake shock at Rodney having a girlfriend. 2. Rodney telling Del they don't have a car phone in the hand glider scene. 3. Grandad at the pet shop
@@zanussidish8144 Classics all. I always enjoyed the interview scene where Grandad, Rodney and Del Boy give completely different descriptions of the guy that stole the microwave.
Also, the court scene where the defence lawyer lists all the pub cellars that Albert has fallen down.
Worst episode? Didn’t like Miami Twice much.
@@TheLastAngryMan01 Barring the final 3 episodes, yes that was very average. Taking characters out of their normal setting doesn't often work well. Did enjoy the episode where Rodney won the prize for the colouring in competition though which I've just googled to realise is a Series 6 episode!
And here we are, in 2020, still hoping for Sharknado 7.
Classic
which only fools & horses episode is this from plz?
5/5
Video nasty
Theres a Rhino loose out in the sticks where no sod lives?
I heard rumours that Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter Wrist Watch
3:29 😂
They made cocaine bear, killer rhino cant be far off
Season 5 always felt like a filler series to me, not a bad run but just the usual motions OFAH tends to go through
But this scene is absolute gold
Rodney being ahead of his time and being a nitpicky RUclipsr movie reviewer well ahead of the curve lol
He Gives Her A What For 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😭😎
Thos episode is generally not popular with ofah fans...tho I love it!!
A vampire rhino would've been a fine addition in Blade: Trinity.
i think the people behind cocaine bear might have a lawsuit on their hands if the trotters catch wind of their movie
8 mil in London back in 1990
Saw rhinos in Kenya they were not in health food shops or garages 😂😢😅
It's not even that bad of an Idea. Change the city to Leeds and the rhino can wonder around the rural areas before heading to the city for the climax.
Classic COMEDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Pretty much the writing room of the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Except even the bizarre case of the escaped rhinoceros somehow makes more sense than that disaster.
Great
The line about rhinoceros 🦏 CR*P is HILARIOUS! I remember when Del and Rodney attempted to write another movie in another episode about an uninhabited island 🏝️ in the middle of the specifc ocean 🌊 according to Del as he doesn't realize its actually called the Pacific ocean. A long forgotten tribe of Neanderthal people live in the island 🏝️ including Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble and their wifes Wilma and Betty who are respectively played by Elizabeth Hurley and Katie Price. Then when a series of murders happen on the island 🏝️ a pair of scientists 🥼🥼 played by Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts come to investigate and then after their expedition a giant bird 🐦 played by a fat woman from American 🇺🇲 TV 📺 named Roseanne gets stuck in the aeroplane ✈️🛫 engine. Del suggests to Rodney the female scientist 🥼 should be played by Roseanne at first then when she gets stuck in the aeroplane ✈️🛫 engine Mel should use plastic surgery to turn her into Julia, but Rodney isn't convinced LOL!
And it still sounds better than Game of Thrones Season 8
The plot of Del’s film sounds similar to American werewolf in London . Maybe it’s just me
Good this
“THERES A RHINO LOOSE IN THE CITY!”
what’s it about del?
I've heard that Disney are going to actually make this, but they are replacing the rhino with Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
I suppose you could say that nowadays it’d be called There’s a Rhinovirus Loose In the City.
There is another movie being done now, about Lion loose in the city
😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😜
I think delboy would be a friday 13th fan❤
This is, pretty much, writing process in Hollywood these days
What hes leasing it is he? Lol
Haha!!
Well what about the others the people in offices the people in cafes the people at top of buses it's a rhino del
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Alright(!) Alright. Just wanted t' put an idea in yer head, that's all(!) Wish it'd been a bleedin' buIIet, now!
Its absolute nonsense but as funny as.....
This was overall a poor episode but this scene is still great.
Had some really great cracking yourself up with laughter scenes. But the overall story of this one weren’t the best compared to others in series 5.
Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Bit ironic, Charlton being Dave’s middle name
Oh, yeah!