Personally i think she was very low iq, and theres nothing to handle its just a conversation...acting like its something serious lol.if you want to hear more of my opinion just ask. If you dont ask me though, then realize that your opinion is just as irrelevant to everyone
@@ThetaTrolling Well he's got over 50 likes... and you got zero right now.... just sayin'. I used to like tomatoes ALOT, but I just don't buy them anymore. People change I guess 🥲
@@That-Ninja I never said I was the judge of anyone elses opinion. My point is that all opinions are equal, and u come in here tryna talk about some opinions being better than others based on its popularity and not merit good one
"Both fine actors in this divine play we call life." Seriously? How many fucking times have you said that to someone? I hate people that just repeat adages as if they just have that way of speaking. Fully contrived and STUPID AS FUCK!
Yeah, if he did such a perfect job saying it _TWICE,_ it makes you wonder if he did it using playback. This is starting at the beginning, though: - How may I help you today? - Abu abub a bububba hubba whooha haha transfered the meds fuffa fubuu... thats the problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I like the video!” “This is funny because...!” “Here is me trying to be funny” Why are so many of you commenters the exact same person? I go to any video and people are all repeating the same useless garbage, like nobody actually cares that u like the video, why not just press the like button and keep the comment section high quality instead of trash
@@jshonio6443 yes he did thank you captain obvious like wtf kinda talk is this. “Wow guys the sky is blue!!!” “Humans can jump!” “The guy in the video mumbles!!” Wooowww i didnt know that thanks for telling us 😂
*@ThetaTrolling* People are just going to be _PEOPLE,_ that's all. Until you can accept that there will always be someone who says, does, & thinks things you don't like & you don't agree with, youre just wasting energies mired in your own futility... Additionally, if there wasn't someone out here saying something you don't like or being stupid, where would that leave you? You're not being so exciting or clever yourself 🦃
Props to my girl. She gives him a few chances and then puts the whole thing to bed. Imagine, this is a soul-destroying job, gotta be tough for her to stay positive.
There was another one on NPR years back when the telemarketer was trying to sell rug cleaning and the caller got real excited and started creepily asking if they could get out bloodstains, really big bloodstains. Thanks for the laugh.
When my 92 year old Mum gets a call from a tele marketer or scammer she's says "hang on a moment I don't understand I shall get my son" she puts the phone on the bench and continues with her day leaving them hanging.
I got one a few years back. I let him ramble for about five minutes, and then I said 'I would if I could, and maybe I should, but I won't, cause I don't, so leave me alone't'. Then I hung up!
I like messing with these people too. It never occurred to me to record the calls. Love this and about to go down a mumbling with telemarketers rabbit hole🤣
@@hermanmiller3708 y'all are making me have to go back and review this video and my comment. I might have been a little drunk when I first watched it...
From England: if the "cold-caller" is a man, I ask if he can play the piano. The answer is invariably in the negative whereupon I say what a pity because I'm the owner of a small brothel and my pianist died recently: I'm looking for a replacement and playing the piano in a brothel would be much more worthwhile than his present occupation which is nothing more or less than trespassing upon my valuable time. I then tell him that I will block the number and wish him a fond farewell.
When they call me, I drag them on as long as possible, then I’ll start belting out lyrics to Rocket Man….but in intervals. Like “sir, about your extended warranty…” Me: “zero hour, 4 am….”
I get these calls to my business regularly. I despise these people for the fact that they use the phone - which means I have to stop what I am doing and give them immediate attention. The instant I know it is someone cold calling me to solicit any product, service or donation, they are sharply told to ":Go forth and multiply" - most times I use even fewer words.
I hate them so much I try to track them down. I wish someone would do a GoFundMe for a group of serial killers who only target telemarketers. I'm ready to just get rid of my phone entirely. You can't tell me that Verizon, ATT etc. have no way of identifying spam and stopping their calls. Maybe if enough of us told these companies "One more telemarketing call and I'm cancelling my service," it might do something to prod the phone giants to do something about it.
(From 1:00-1:15) - OH MY GIRRRRRRRD the pure GRNIUS that comes out of this voice actors mouth is so convincing that I had difficulty remembering it was a prank! I literally was tearing up in my eyelids because of this persons inability to speak without mumbling…my god, it’s just bloody brilliant acting!!!! Just BLOWS ME AWAY. LOLOLOLOLOL
I use "Robo Killer" and it does the same thing to these maddening telemarketers. You are provided with a huge list of responses and most are as hilarious as this example!
I got one a few years back. I let him ramble for about five minutes, and then I said 'I would if I could, and maybe I should, but I won't, cause I don't, so leave me alone't'. Then I hung up!
When they call me I give them what I call a Macaque Send Off I tell them The person they need to speak to is Named Sweet Pea then I put Sweet Pea on and I do my monkey imitations. Once I had someone actually call me back she could not stop laughing!
When a telemarketer or scammer asks me "How ya doin' today sir?", I say to them "I'm doing terrible! I keep getting phone calls from those annoying telemarketers and scammers and it's making me sick!"
Would be a cool, twilight zone episode if after she gets off the phone, that everyone everywhere is mumbling around her.
HAHAHAHA - Good One!!
Yes.
I like the way you think! 😂
Creepy
TZ trivia, hard mode: The original script had everyone looking like evil Richard D. James...
She's a smart cookie- she was onto the act and handled it well. The Mumbler was hilarious too. Both fine actors in this divine play we call life.
Oh ok didnt realize you were the judge of everyone opinions of the video
Personally i think she was very low iq, and theres nothing to handle its just a conversation...acting like its something serious lol.if you want to hear more of my opinion just ask. If you dont ask me though, then realize that your opinion is just as irrelevant to everyone
@@ThetaTrolling
Well he's got over 50 likes... and you got zero right now.... just sayin'.
I used to like tomatoes ALOT, but I just don't buy them anymore.
People change I guess 🥲
@@That-Ninja I never said I was the judge of anyone elses opinion. My point is that all opinions are equal, and u come in here tryna talk about some opinions being better than others based on its popularity and not merit good one
"Both fine actors in this divine play we call life." Seriously? How many fucking times have you said that to someone? I hate people that just repeat adages as if they just have that way of speaking. Fully contrived and STUPID AS FUCK!
She tried to act unimpressed. She was impressed.
Underrated comment alert 📢
Anal time.
I like that he can mumble the same exact gibberish when she asked him to please repeat that! lol
He very clearly repeated the garbled gibberish! LOLOLOLOL. This is so legend!!!
Yeah, if he did such a perfect job saying it _TWICE,_ it makes you wonder if he did it using playback. This is starting at the beginning, though:
- How may I help you today?
- Abu abub a bububba hubba whooha haha transfered the meds fuffa fubuu... thats the problem
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I like the video!”
“This is funny because...!”
“Here is me trying to be funny”
Why are so many of you commenters the exact same person? I go to any video and people are all repeating the same useless garbage, like nobody actually cares that u like the video, why not just press the like button and keep the comment section high quality instead of trash
@@jshonio6443 yes he did thank you captain obvious like wtf kinda talk is this.
“Wow guys the sky is blue!!!”
“Humans can jump!”
“The guy in the video mumbles!!”
Wooowww i didnt know that thanks for telling us 😂
*@ThetaTrolling* People are just going to be _PEOPLE,_ that's all. Until you can accept that there will always be someone who says, does, & thinks things you don't like & you don't agree with, youre just wasting energies mired in your own futility...
Additionally, if there wasn't someone out here saying something you don't like or being stupid, where would that leave you? You're not being so exciting or clever yourself 🦃
this is absolutely hilarious. Love that the words that dont matter can be heard no problem, the words that matter are mumbled.
- How may I help you today?
- Abu abub a bububba hubba whooha haha transferred the meds fuffa fubuu... thats the problem
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Props to my girl. She gives him a few chances and then puts the whole thing to bed. Imagine, this is a soul-destroying job, gotta be tough for her to stay positive.
I'm amazed she didn't fake understanding him and just be like "oh yes we can handle that".
If she'd said that, that would have been a soulmate moment.
It's staged. I mean you can't tell this is fake for youtube?
@@spammerscammer No, not staged. All vids on this channel are real telemarketer calls. Nothing is scripted.
The Malarians they have making these scam calls now definitely would have just run with it.
@@spammerscammer hurrr durrr everything is fake, nothing interesting ever happens to anyone, i r so intelligence...
I like telling them I don't have a phone, while speaking to them on the phone.
I like how she was trying to be sarcastic but then couldn’t hold back the genuine laugh.
I like how you just repeat the same trash 1000 other commenters said.
@@ThetaTrolling please don’t be angry with me
@@ThetaTrolling
Did you watch
Cowboy Pocket Tomorrow ???
The "Alright bro I gotchu" at the end was surprisingly wholesome
0:37 The painful sigh gets me every time
*Mumbles complete nonsense then says "let me repeat that again" perfectly clearly loool 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
There was another one on NPR years back when the telemarketer was trying to sell rug cleaning and the caller got real excited and started creepily asking if they could get out bloodstains, really big bloodstains. Thanks for the laugh.
Dude, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time....
Still hurting, for laughter..
Great job ...
same bro, the ending was GOLD
This guys "I'm listening" noises remind me of Solid Snake if he were senile and in a retirement home
When my 92 year old Mum gets a call from a tele marketer or scammer she's says "hang on a moment I don't understand I shall get my son" she puts the phone on the bench and continues with her day leaving them hanging.
She's a smart cookie.
@@JandCfilms1 Sometimes I will play music or the news.
I love her response. This was a pretty good clip.
LOL. I always have some fun with these callers. I like to hear what other people are doing too. Thanks for this.
I got one a few years back. I let him ramble for about five minutes, and then I said 'I would if I could, and maybe I should, but I won't, cause I don't, so leave me alone't'. Then I hung up!
Blessed by the Algorithm. Honestly the mumbling almost sounds like an AI training on how to speak English. Brilliant!
I’m not sure how we got here after 5 years 🤷♂️
She sounds kinda cute!
I like messing with these people too. It never occurred to me to record the calls. Love this and about to go down a mumbling with telemarketers rabbit hole🤣
She called him out. Thats pretty rare. She's a good sport
A good sport who cons people out of money.
She told him he could be a comedian, I would have told her she should have been a dancer.
@@hermanmiller3708 y'all are making me have to go back and review this video and my comment.
I might have been a little drunk when I first watched it...
@@williamstamper442 hope you find your way soon bro 👍💪
It's fake my guy.
That is some world-class mumbling. I'm impressed.
Hilarious! Sounds like a drunk I knew named Jigzy. He would complete each statement or comment with "Yeaow"
When you call someone with social anxiety
Accurate
The only pain here is the aching of rib cages.
Smart lady, most would continue on with their sales pitch
LMAo the sounds he makes. Mmmyeah... hhmjouu?? Yeahmm. Meeowuhmm!
"Are you laughing at my pain?"
I should use this method when they call me every other day to sell me a warranty for my 20 yr old car .
I dont know how she cant understand him bc I understood every single word and I'm only on my 28th can of beer and 2nd joint
Maybe its cuz I just woke up but I swear at one point he said "The problem is when I stick it in the mouth there's a tongue in there."
From England: if the "cold-caller" is a man, I ask if he can play the piano. The answer is invariably in the negative whereupon I say what a pity because I'm the owner of a small brothel and my pianist died recently: I'm looking for a replacement and playing the piano in a brothel would be much more worthwhile than his present occupation which is nothing more or less than trespassing upon my valuable time. I then tell him that I will block the number and wish him a fond farewell.
That's the spirit!
Your a bloody legend James !
Hail to the queen James
I always ask telemarketers if they can lend me $20 for dinner.
ah...ahh...aHH...AHHH... *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* HAKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLO!LoloOLO!LOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@michaelhaydenbell Is someone practicing? Impressive content!
The algorithm brings us together again
1:41 "is that clear to you?"
LOL !!!!
Jim Florintine is the master of trolling telemarketers. He can keep them on the line for a lot longer.
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Am I the only one who noticed she called him Mark after he said his name was Roger? Anyway this was awesome, and absolutely hilarious.
- How may I help you today?
- Abu abub a bububba hubba whooha haha transfered the meds fuffa fubuu... thats the problem
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's Boomhauer.
Ha ha! Yes.
Mmm yeah..mur...tell you whut
His.....sincerity is what i love the most.
Hysterical. This guy has got the mumbles down.
Holy crap my sides hurt 😄😄😆🤣
Telemarketer meets joe Biden
Some telemarketing co's. won't let their employees hang up on anyone that answers. Now, *that* is where you can have real fun. :D
They ALL hang up on me.
Ha! There was a Pink Floyd song where they said something like "mendroglin radio da-sleeves," and I've used that on people over the years.
10/10 man. I've watched it over and over.
When they call me, I drag them on as long as possible, then I’ll start belting out lyrics to Rocket Man….but in intervals. Like “sir, about your extended warranty…”
Me: “zero hour, 4 am….”
Absolutely brilliant !
Laughed all the way through it .
This is even better with the Auto-Caption feature on
He did not confirm nor deny that he is in fact a comedian. But we know he is
Way back in the day was Al Kelly, a ‘double-talk artist’. He would have a blast dealing with these tele-marketers.
I get these calls to my business regularly. I despise these people for the fact that they use the phone - which means I have to stop what I am doing and give them immediate attention. The instant I know it is someone cold calling me to solicit any product, service or donation, they are sharply told to ":Go forth and multiply" - most times I use even fewer words.
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds!
Big up live free
I hate them so much I try to track them down. I wish someone would do a GoFundMe for a group of serial killers who only target telemarketers. I'm ready to just get rid of my phone entirely. You can't tell me that Verizon, ATT etc. have no way of identifying spam and stopping their calls. Maybe if enough of us told these companies "One more telemarketing call and I'm cancelling my service," it might do something to prod the phone giants to do something about it.
"Sir stay with me...I'm calling 911 on a 3way connection so we can get someone to help you with the stroke you're experiencing."
"nnnnnyahhh"😂
Sounds like Biden.
Love your service.
Yehhh ..... Yehhhhh ......mmmmm....yehhhh .....yaaahhhhhhh...... Mmmmmm yeh
(From 1:00-1:15) - OH MY GIRRRRRRRD the pure GRNIUS that comes out of this voice actors mouth is so convincing that I had difficulty remembering it was a prank! I literally was tearing up in my eyelids because of this persons inability to speak without mumbling…my god, it’s just bloody brilliant acting!!!!
Just BLOWS ME AWAY. LOLOLOLOLOL
Wow, she's pretty dang good.
"Oh no...this is very serious matter"
Sounds like the guy from Cheech and Chong.
Churchill would be proud
I use "Robo Killer" and it does the same thing to these maddening telemarketers. You are provided with a huge list of responses and most are as hilarious as this example!
This is hilarious!!!
It's even better with closed captions on 🤣
We didnt have to deal with people like that in the 60's!
In the 60s, you still had switchboard operators. I don't think they would allow someone to tie up the lines making hundreds of calls a day.
She actually was chill about it.
Ok now that worries me because I understood every word.
I got one a few years back. I let him ramble for about five minutes, and then I said 'I would if I could, and maybe I should, but I won't, cause I don't, so leave me alone't'. Then I hung up!
Nicely done, but the game is to make THEM hang up!
She handled thus very well, even laughing along.
Sounds like Blind Melon Chitlin'.
This is a lot nicer telemarketer than most.
Amusing, but it sounds like he called THEM to waste their time.
No, they called me. They ALWAYS call me.
@@helloscammer hey bud yet t9 fety
"Are you saying Meow?"
Do I look like a kitten to you?
mmm yuh
When a person works as a telemarketer, they should realize their life has officially bottomed out.
It’s practice to work in crew scheduling at an airline.
You have been elevated to Bro status.
What kind of pain do you suffer from sir? MY WIFE.
I can't believe this doesn't have more clicks, it's hilarious.
So click it some more times! 😏
...but i LIKE the addictive opiate based pharmaceutical narcotics.. is there any way you can get me a prescription sorted?
Nuff said
Every time I'm in a drive through.
Did the telemarketer reached 'Cosmo' of Seinfeld? Lmao.
Brilliant stuff 🤣
When they call me I give them what I call a Macaque Send Off I tell them The person they need to speak to is Named Sweet Pea then I put Sweet Pea on and I do my monkey imitations. Once I had someone actually call me back she could not stop laughing!
Sounds like Joe Biden at a press conference.
These videos lack the complexity and detail of guys like kitboga but that's what make these so good. It's just raw/unashamed short recordings
I must learn this skill.
This guy went to the Joe Biden school of speech.
When a telemarketer or scammer asks me "How ya doin' today sir?", I say to them "I'm doing terrible! I keep getting phone calls from those annoying telemarketers and scammers and it's making me sick!"
He's got Gout.
Mmmmyuhhhhhh
Lol who’s funnier y’all him or Ed bass masters character mumbles? Great video.
Ed Bassmaster is hands down, 100 times funnier. No comparison.
Ed bassmaster wasn't fake like this. This was obviously staged for this video. How do you not see that immediately? Lol
Brilliant....!
She sounded quite nice.She's not stupid.
Great and huminahuminahuminah!!!
looool! ill try that next time!
I kinda love her lol
She must be alot of fun at parties.
boomhauer and his dang ol thing man
"Over 50 million Americans suffer from physical pain on a daily basis" Oh yah?!