jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds

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  • @FriezaSucks
    @FriezaSucks 4 года назад +7573

    "Jonathan Frakes gaslights you for 47 seconds"

    • @Thalia_Phantoka
      @Thalia_Phantoka 4 года назад +40

      Your profile is my *nightmare*

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 года назад +50

      I see the 5th light now

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 3 года назад +8

      Riker speaks for 47 seconds

    • @legendy.9822
      @legendy.9822 3 года назад +38

      gaslights this gaslight that lemme just light my gas grill for god’s sake

    • @janssenkuhn4049
      @janssenkuhn4049 3 года назад +16

      THANK YOU for using the term "gas-light" properly.

  • @vladimirlenin9120
    @vladimirlenin9120 5 лет назад +3684

    Person: **Talks about Armenian Genocide**
    Turkey:

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole 5 лет назад +107

      cenk uygur:

    • @TakonanLP
      @TakonanLP 5 лет назад +54

      Cenk Uygur : OF COURSE!!!

    • @sisqomisqo2019
      @sisqomisqo2019 5 лет назад +3

      If it is not purely madeup, why wouldnt armenia grant people entry to the documents related to this so called genocide but rather try selling their lies without backedup evidence?

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +56

      "we created it"

    • @DominantWeasel
      @DominantWeasel 5 лет назад +7

      @@sisqomisqo2019 #whoosh

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 Год назад +830

    “Sir, did you commit the murder?”
    “Not this time.”

    • @762x69
      @762x69 9 месяцев назад +74

      "It's an Urban Legend, that never happened"

    • @donnyannessa654
      @donnyannessa654 5 месяцев назад +47

      “This one was invented by a writer.”

    • @Lowclef
      @Lowclef 3 месяца назад +8

      We got ya

    • @Oncopoda
      @Oncopoda 2 месяца назад +6

      It never happened

    • @Generic877
      @Generic877 Месяц назад +4

      It's fiction.

  • @IAmDaldondo
    @IAmDaldondo Год назад +3146

    The plain "WRONG" one gets me every time 😂

    • @fierytacos
      @fierytacos Год назад +91

      For me its the "it's a total fabrication!" xD

    • @Jixijenga
      @Jixijenga Год назад +33

      Not this time.

    • @InnocentBastard
      @InnocentBastard Год назад +9

      Its the best one

    • @gotcha9983
      @gotcha9983 Год назад +5

      I just watched for the first time in a piss mood and the WRONG one made me LOL. ❤️

    • @MrShs812
      @MrShs812 Год назад +5

      It really is like the planets aligning, all the other ones are at least a full second and then Frakes pops in at a figurative blink of an eye saying it

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty 3 года назад +8514

    Johnathan “the corner of a table is more comfortable than a chair” frakes

    • @mondox6481
      @mondox6481 3 года назад +74

      Underated comment. But those are always the best haha!

    • @nihilisticadventure
      @nihilisticadventure 3 года назад +372

      I believe that is called the "Riker maneuver"

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 3 года назад +324

      I believe he has a very bad back injury, and standing for a long time is painful for him, hence the Riker Lunge and the Riker Manouver.

    • @UndeadGhostGirl
      @UndeadGhostGirl 3 года назад +14

      Okay, but it is, though.

    • @Numenorean921
      @Numenorean921 3 года назад +62

      he has back problems IIRC

  • @thevisionary2007
    @thevisionary2007 5 лет назад +2041

    Picard: There... Are... Four... Lights!
    Riker: Not this time!

  • @unholydiver1095
    @unholydiver1095 Год назад +462

    that "We got you" made me burst out laughing for some reason

    • @james_the_animator
      @james_the_animator 7 месяцев назад +19

      That is the best one. The rest are all very formal and professional, but that one is J-Frakes just chilling with the boys, laughing at the practical joke they all played on you. (0:29)

  • @raiden1766
    @raiden1766 Год назад +751

    “So should I ask her out? She’s clearly into me”
    My brain:

  • @clayhamilton3551
    @clayhamilton3551 2 года назад +2432

    That "It's a total fabrication" was so aggressive.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 Год назад +90

      I know right? I feel so personally accused, like he’s condemning me through the screen in a message that took 25 years to get to me. Haunting stuff.

    • @YannY1150
      @YannY1150 Год назад +9

      lol Such an exaggeration. You sound like you'd cry to constructive criticism.

    • @grey2753
      @grey2753 Год назад +31

      He’s joking smart guy

    • @grey2753
      @grey2753 Год назад +13

      Really nailed that one “Rohn”

    • @chrisghikes1693
      @chrisghikes1693 10 месяцев назад +10

      He was upset that the show ran out of black blazers

  • @dwbear7
    @dwbear7 5 лет назад +3115

    When i tell Jonathan Frakes my dating history.

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet Год назад +334

    My grandfather: Tells me a story about the adventures he's had in his youth.
    My mother:

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 23 дня назад +11

    Confronting your parents about your trauma
    Your parents:

  • @lobstahrmccoy3962
    @lobstahrmccoy3962 5 лет назад +11002

    I love how satisfied he looks, he just loves knowing he bamboozled the audience

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 5 лет назад +2346

    "This one was invented by a writer" is my favorite line

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 4 года назад +134

      The little turn he does at the end really makes it

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 4 года назад +34

      Even funnier since I am a writer, so that basically just means I lied.

    • @PseudOni_
      @PseudOni_ 4 года назад +19

      My favourite is *"N o"*

    • @LutherBottrill
      @LutherBottrill 4 года назад +20

      0:17

    • @macklee6837
      @macklee6837 4 года назад +5

      You're wrong.

  • @wyatt8000
    @wyatt8000 Год назад +52

    I love how delighted he is to inform me I’m wrong.

  • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
    @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Год назад +436

    But she caught me on the counter (It's false)
    Saw me bangin' on the sofa (this one was invented by a writer)
    I even had her in the shower (pure fiction)
    She even caught me on camera (it's a total fabrication)
    She saw the marks on my shoulder (it never happened)
    Heard the words that I told her (it's false)
    Heard the scream get louder (it's an urban legend that never happened

    • @FrogFriend3379
      @FrogFriend3379 10 месяцев назад +21

      Sing it Shaggy!

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 9 месяцев назад +18

      Phenomenal comment

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 9 месяцев назад +15

      Caught in bed by wife.???
      We got ya!

    • @zachmartin6519
      @zachmartin6519 8 месяцев назад +12

      Criminally underrated comment. To anyone who hasn’t liked this comment yet, Mr Frakes would like a word…

    • @arheru
      @arheru 6 месяцев назад +3

      195 likes, but deserves a billion.

  • @federico404
    @federico404 4 года назад +2953

    My GF: **exist**
    My alarm clock:

  • @yourwifesboyfriend7956
    @yourwifesboyfriend7956 5 лет назад +25019

    Person: **mentions the Tiananmen Square Massacre**
    The Chinese Government:

  • @brianbradshaw7540
    @brianbradshaw7540 Месяц назад +4

    Me telling my friends and family an elaborate, exciting story at a party.
    My wife:

  • @kyoyameganebereznoff
    @kyoyameganebereznoff Год назад +35

    He always has such a twinkle in his eye as he tells you that you are absolutely wrong.

  • @Merlewhitefire
    @Merlewhitefire 4 года назад +3106

    The Avatar: "The Fire Nation has invaded the Earth Kingdom!"
    Ba Sing Se:

    • @alfredolumba7936
      @alfredolumba7936 4 года назад +71

      M. night shyamalan: Alright we’re making Last Air Bender live action and it will do justice to the canonical work!
      Everyone:

    • @smars1161
      @smars1161 4 года назад +52

      Toph: "Sokka, you saved me!"
      *Suki:*

    • @twoods265
      @twoods265 3 года назад +16

      There is no war in Ba Sing Se

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 3 года назад +7

      Does the fire nation acknowledge their war crimes?

    • @katecosettevocals
      @katecosettevocals 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @ctmarshpit1156
    @ctmarshpit1156 4 года назад +6320

    “Jonathan frakes destroys your confidence for a minute straight”

    • @Icedude32
      @Icedude32 4 года назад +64

      Not this time

    • @terrisadoo1755
      @terrisadoo1755 4 года назад +28

      47 seconds

    • @LukeDude759
      @LukeDude759 4 года назад +4

      Depends on the questions you're asking.

    • @jex1689
      @jex1689 4 года назад +3

      Tell that too the sentive woke SJW people that thinks Anime is a major problem.

    • @sh3kk
      @sh3kk 4 года назад +9

      It's false

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 7 месяцев назад +69

    Mum: _"You're handsome"_
    Society: _"It's a total fabrication"_

  • @LivelyGhost42
    @LivelyGhost42 4 месяца назад +11

    The Government:

  • @countkilroygraf8816
    @countkilroygraf8816 5 лет назад +3377

    Person: What's the Nanking Massacre?
    Japan:

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +236

      "we created it"

    • @vladulenta6525
      @vladulenta6525 5 лет назад +124

      nope they admitted it in 2015.
      Not this time.

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 5 лет назад +1

      i came here to make this exact comment

    • @donaquilaschannel2890
      @donaquilaschannel2890 5 лет назад +10

      CountKilroy Graf except it didnt happen

    • @katzenware
      @katzenware 5 лет назад +42

      this one was invented by a writer

  • @adamwade8801
    @adamwade8801 Год назад +2954

    My grandma: Calls me handsome
    Everyone else:

  • @JayJay-gh7or
    @JayJay-gh7or 3 месяца назад +13

    I genuinely love that someone made this

  • @lyxnick
    @lyxnick Год назад +14

    what i love is, is that if you look at the replay analytics, the "most replayed" point is that the start, and that level maintains all the way through. no-one is skipping through the video 🤜🤛

  • @77Night77Shade77
    @77Night77Shade77 5 лет назад +2261

    When you want to select "Continue", but your save file was deleted.

  • @florence6962
    @florence6962 5 лет назад +4400

    hey remember that embarrassing thing you did a few years ago ?
    me:

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 5 лет назад +7

      ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @lordofash1667
      @lordofash1667 5 лет назад +68

      SeOkJiN You mean being a fan of BTS isn't embarrassing enough?

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 5 лет назад +5

      Lord of Ash I think you mean being a BTS hater, they’re an embarrassment to society!

    • @lordofash1667
      @lordofash1667 5 лет назад +23

      Pokémon Trainer Elio I'm not a hater. I just understand that people who obsess over anything is cancer

    • @florence6962
      @florence6962 5 лет назад +2

      ok

  • @GH-yk6zd
    @GH-yk6zd 3 месяца назад +4

    Whenever someone starts talking about the yolocoast

  • @MAK9246
    @MAK9246 5 месяцев назад +4

    I found this by typing 'Star Trek guy telling me I'm wrong'.

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 5 месяцев назад +1

      *THAT'S A TOTAL FABRICATION*

  • @navarro6148
    @navarro6148 5 лет назад +3522

    Person: **Mentions Irish Potato Famine**
    British Goverment in 1840's:

  • @thechildhoodruiner15
    @thechildhoodruiner15 3 года назад +5660

    Person: **Mentions the Armenian Genocide.**
    The Turkish Government:

    • @guilhermeadam3157
      @guilhermeadam3157 3 года назад +44

      Underrated comment

    • @gregoryinsanovic2925
      @gregoryinsanovic2925 3 года назад +11

      Your comment got stolen on reddit

    • @thechildhoodruiner15
      @thechildhoodruiner15 3 года назад +8

      las plagas - not the first time it’s happened, do you have a link?

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 3 года назад +31

      Cenk Ugyer

    • @AliAli-zv3fy
      @AliAli-zv3fy 3 года назад +45

      Haha ,as a Turkish who doesn't believe in such bullshit, i admit that is a nice one. Though, the case is kinda funny, too:
      TUR: There was war. People killed each other. Calling it a genocide is an overstatement. And Armenians lived in this land for cenutries so did we decide killing them out of the blue?
      ARM: The Genocide happened.
      TUR: Fair enough. Let's investigate each others' archives so we can see if we find anything proves either of us' point.
      ARM: No.
      TUR:Then, genocide didn't happen.
      This conversation has been a loop for a while.
      And most ridiculous part is yet to come: They claim 2 million Armenians died. But according to Armenian Patriarchate there were 1 million Armenian living in Anatolia at the time. Whenever I recall this, it gives me a couple of chuckles. :)

  • @aznbreakerboi51o
    @aznbreakerboi51o Год назад +8

    0:30 that smug smile while shaking his head ever so gently, then a smooth “not a chance.” God damn lmao

  • @notaburneraccount
    @notaburneraccount Год назад +47

    Whenever you tell yourself you're not good enough, this guy is here to tell you you're wrong 🙂

  • @sod0m
    @sod0m 5 лет назад +2127

    me: i actually think i feel pretty good today
    my depression:

    • @Attachments.
      @Attachments. 5 лет назад +9

      Gunk coming from someone with clinical depression, this is stupid and these jokes are overused copy and pasters.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 5 лет назад +112

      @@Attachments. Are you saying that Gunk's comment is
      a total fabrication?

    • @Overwar100
      @Overwar100 5 лет назад +90

      @@Attachments. *SIGH* Coming from somebody else with diagnosed clinical depression, this isn't stupid and actually made me exhale from my nose in hilarity for once. What's stupid is using somebody's condition like a badge.

    • @caseyhayes7510
      @caseyhayes7510 5 лет назад +27

      @@Attachments. congratulations! decreased ability to find humor or joy in situations is indeed a symptom of clinical depression.

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad 5 лет назад +4

      Shame iz dank hey, it spreads awareness in a funny way. I go to therapy for my dysthymia, so I feel like I have an informed opinion

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 3 года назад +1806

    Mark: Did you hit her?
    Tommy Wiseau:

  • @st4rlite_
    @st4rlite_ 4 месяца назад +7

    when someone brings up an embarrassing memory

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 4 месяца назад +1

      "It never happened."

    • @crystalidentity
      @crystalidentity 8 дней назад +1

      *My brother:* Hey dad, remember that ONE TIME I beat you at chess??
      *Dad:*
      #TrueStory ♟

  • @RySenkari
    @RySenkari Год назад +4

    Jonathan Frakes combing Quora.

  • @LuigisNo1
    @LuigisNo1 5 лет назад +5781

    Oh cool, I've always wanted to be Gaslighted by Jonathan Frakes for 47 seconds.

    • @slade1368
      @slade1368 5 лет назад +43

      Just learned a new word, thanks.

    • @luxbledstone
      @luxbledstone 5 лет назад +116

      At least it isn’t my mom doing the gas lighting this time.

    • @fledgling5616
      @fledgling5616 5 лет назад +20

      What exactly does gaslighting mean? I’ve looked it up before and am having trouble understanding. What does it mean in this context?

    • @LuigisNo1
      @LuigisNo1 5 лет назад +209

      @@fledgling5616 so gaslighting is basically someone making you call into question your own memory through manipulation. Like someone says they'll be home by 9 then they get home at 11 and say that they said they'd get home by 11 when you confront them.

    • @fledgling5616
      @fledgling5616 5 лет назад +14

      LuigisNo1 Thank you!

  • @patrickr.1433
    @patrickr.1433 3 года назад +2803

    "Did you hit her?"
    Johnny:

  • @kagechu2005BISVG
    @kagechu2005BISVG 9 месяцев назад +4

    It still never happened.

  • @beter21137
    @beter21137 Год назад +2

    Me: Hey mom, remember when you told me you were going to get me that Lego for my birthday?
    My mom:

  • @osamahoweitat6297
    @osamahoweitat6297 5 лет назад +2047

    Me: *gets into any kind of relationship*
    God:

  • @MikiWarhammer40k
    @MikiWarhammer40k 5 лет назад +1508

    Doctor: "You have 47 secs to live"
    Me: "welp 47 secs to live in denial"

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 5 лет назад +36

      "Thanks to denial, I'm immortal. "
      -Philip J. Fry

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 5 лет назад +1

      Me: *surprise butt secs*

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 5 лет назад

      best comment.

    • @MilknPopcorn
      @MilknPopcorn 5 лет назад +6

      *After 47 seconds are up*
      Doctor: It's False. No Way. Not This Time. We Created It. Not This Time. No...

    • @brianmessemer2973
      @brianmessemer2973 4 года назад

      Riker in Star Trek: Generations: "Speak for yourself sir. Me: I plan to live forever!" With that same confident grin on his face 😂

  • @mariecarie1
    @mariecarie1 Год назад +18

    For some reason, I keep watching this video over and over with the same giddy glee as a little kid hearing his first poop joke. I think there’s something out there like this for everyone, and if you look hard enough, you too will find the magical humor that will transport you to your toddler days of side-splitting laughter for next to no reason, over something as absurd as poop or Jonathan Frakes’s cheese-eating grin while he tells you you’re wrong.

    • @karrotkake8918
      @karrotkake8918 9 месяцев назад +3

      I have a roulette wheel of these types of videos that will randomly pop into my head and leave me cackling at work

  • @saderin
    @saderin Год назад +3

    Bitwave...it never happened

  • @willbthebassist539
    @willbthebassist539 3 года назад +1623

    Billie Jean: "You are the one."
    Michael Jackson:

    • @thebeeper1861
      @thebeeper1861 3 года назад +44

      The kid is not his son

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 3 года назад +11

      @Drumslav Czechisenko
      Based?

    • @danielj8085
      @danielj8085 3 года назад +4

      @@lordofhostsappreciator3075 Not this time.

    • @khalatelomara
      @khalatelomara 3 года назад +3

      The kid is an urban legend that never happened

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 года назад

      @@lordofhostsappreciator3075 The fuck do you mean?

  • @khaoshellion169
    @khaoshellion169 3 года назад +11587

    My lawyer told me to watch this in preperation for a court case. Worked like a charm.

    • @light3267
      @light3267 3 года назад +43

      xD

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri 3 года назад +121

      What, uh... what was the case about

    • @thepuzzlebox6620
      @thepuzzlebox6620 3 года назад +511

      It is a surprisingly effective way of dealing with the prosecution. A court proceeding is sort of like what you see on television lol A barrister will shout bullshit in your face and try to trick you into acknowledging it as fact.
      "You're wrong"
      "That never happened"
      "That's a total fabrication"
      It's like kryponite.

    • @mbash3073
      @mbash3073 3 года назад +60

      @@littleredruri probably for being incredibly forward with a farm animal

    • @garyp4907
      @garyp4907 3 года назад +31

      @@thepuzzlebox6620 I highly doubt you've been in a court then.
      If you tried using those excuses to any competent prosecution all they'd do is switch to whatever evidence they have to call you out on (after all, you wouldn't be in court if they didn't have any evidence would you?)
      A defendent or a defendants lawyer would get shredded in a matter of minutes.
      Nice try though

  • @TrulyAndasen
    @TrulyAndasen Год назад +3

    Truly a gaslighter connoisseur

  • @kutashark75
    @kutashark75 Год назад +7

    another day in the office of CNN

  • @piadylan1207
    @piadylan1207 5 лет назад +298

    mirror : you look pretty today
    phone camera :

  • @prestonjm119
    @prestonjm119 4 года назад +1995

    You’re winning in Mario Kart and on the final lap.
    Blue shell:

  • @wmv8996
    @wmv8996 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Not this time."
    -Gollum

  • @lavenderlumber
    @lavenderlumber 5 месяцев назад +9

    Japanese men when you say the word "Nanking" in a 100 foot radius of them.

    • @drake4573
      @drake4573 4 месяца назад +1

      "No way "

    • @crystalidentity
      @crystalidentity 8 дней назад +1

      Yeah, maybe a lot of Japanese men. But my brother writes songs about Japanese war-time atrocities, and he's a Japanese man. We need more like him!

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 5 лет назад +8796

    I opened up 47 tabs of this video

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow 3 года назад +631

      It's a made up tale.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 3 года назад +88

      What is with the youtube suddenly tops up the comment from verified channel?

    • @samwise1990
      @samwise1990 3 года назад +305

      It never happened

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 3 года назад +225

      Not a chance.

    • @thenekom
      @thenekom 3 года назад +211

      Not this time

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 4 года назад +2768

    Me: "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight!"
    Jonathan Frakes:

    • @gonzisonsbc
      @gonzisonsbc 4 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @leavonderlieth5781
      @leavonderlieth5781 4 года назад +5

      I- I came here from your video haven't I-

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 4 года назад +2

      @@leavonderlieth5781 maybe

    • @leavonderlieth5781
      @leavonderlieth5781 4 года назад +1

      @@pokemontrainerelio3648 well I'm pretty sure it was that way.. either way that video was damn funny ngl

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 4 года назад +1

      This comment on the other hand is fact.

  • @CKyIe
    @CKyIe 3 месяца назад +7

    And then the Austrian authorities put Jonathan in jail for 5 years.

  • @ReveredWizardBob
    @ReveredWizardBob 18 дней назад +2

    When any country is accused of war crimes:

  • @Goldsrc17
    @Goldsrc17 3 года назад +2248

    Pov: Riker is denying allegations of war crimes in the neutral zone

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 2 года назад +33

      That's not a point of view shot.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 2 года назад +280

      @@winstonmarlowe5254 PoV: You're questioning Riker regarding allegations of war crimes in the Neutral Zone.

    • @jacobgracia8603
      @jacobgracia8603 2 года назад +77

      "not this time"

    • @jimbomb2357
      @jimbomb2357 2 года назад +5

      Choked on a graham cracker. lmao

    • @thedeerguy7579
      @thedeerguy7579 2 года назад +40

      No, he's trying to convince the people in the alien mental hospital that he didn't kill anyone.

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo 4 года назад +2996

    *When someone is genuinely caring and affectionate with me*
    My consciousness:

  • @mr.redeyes2583
    @mr.redeyes2583 2 месяца назад +3

    Damn you, commander Riker..

  • @aaronmarkey3856
    @aaronmarkey3856 16 дней назад +1

    Parents when their child tells them they were traumatised by them:

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад +2473

    47 seconds of Jonathan Frakes telling you you're wrong.
    1 second of sad Gorilla at the end.

    • @o.osuq-madiq2008
      @o.osuq-madiq2008 3 года назад +5

      What is wrong w ppl?

    • @mikescan7050
      @mikescan7050 3 года назад +152

      Don’t worry, the sad gorilla is fiction, because it said so, a fabrication, completely made up, you’re wrong, it’s just an urban legend, false.

    • @cybersquire
      @cybersquire 3 года назад +12

      It reminds me of Harambe ☹️☹️

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 года назад +26

      Harambe never happened. He’s fiction.

    • @Longdongsilverx
      @Longdongsilverx 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @JHallenbeck
    @JHallenbeck 2 года назад +7621

    The dedication it takes to trawl through that series and cut together these specific bits in a montage, simply for the joy of random internet people, is commendable.

    • @aroyals339
      @aroyals339 2 года назад +403

      It never happened, not this time.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 2 года назад +270

      You're wrong

    • @chiprick992
      @chiprick992 2 года назад +227

      It’s fiction.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 2 года назад +19

      A complete fabrication.

    • @stoogefest16
      @stoogefest16 2 года назад +74

      It helps that the show itself is quite engaging.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 7 месяцев назад +2

    Looking at myself in the mirror: Damn I look good
    My front phone camera:

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 5 лет назад +1785

    Tumblr: “And then everyone stood up and clapped.”
    Jonathan Frakes:

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 5 лет назад +28

      Perfection

    • @PreSchoolBrawler
      @PreSchoolBrawler 5 лет назад +3

      @@pygmalion0451 do you notice you're the only one with no likes?

    • @The482075
      @The482075 5 лет назад

      Where does this meme come from?

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 5 лет назад +5

      Bobby Ranger
      “Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction”

    • @BOZOKILLER_
      @BOZOKILLER_ 5 лет назад +3

      It's a total fabrication!

  • @JoeyFaller
    @JoeyFaller 3 года назад +2526

    The monke at the end having *fiCtioN" slapped on its face is the icing on the cake

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 18 дней назад +2

    When family members talk about the time when I was "happy as a boy"

  • @nahortesfaldet2313
    @nahortesfaldet2313 Год назад +71

    Prosecutor: *lists the charges against defendant*
    Saul Goodman:

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole Год назад +6

      "THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A WRITER"

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 Год назад +2

      @@thatonea-hole XD yeah, he would absolutely say that

  • @sakilook
    @sakilook 4 года назад +123

    USA: Hey everyone in 1969 we landed the first human ever on the moon!!
    *Conspiracy Theorists:*

    • @samuelohare6884
      @samuelohare6884 13 дней назад

      Wrong, we think the moon is hollow, not that the moon landing never happened

  • @zay4510
    @zay4510 2 года назад +2769

    There’s gotta be some type of psychology as to why this is so mentally pleasing to hear to the point of hilarity.

    • @karlazeen
      @karlazeen 2 года назад +340

      It's cause the explanation is made up and never happened.

    • @IanGonzalezS
      @IanGonzalezS 2 года назад +98

      no way

    • @IanGonzalezS
      @IanGonzalezS 2 года назад +130

      on a 'serious' note i find the funniest the smile one his face hahahaha it's so funny how his words and face somewhat contradict each other. also he's got some natural charisma as a host

    • @brendan1871
      @brendan1871 2 года назад +142

      The playfully smug satisfaction which comes with confirming/denying the truth of a story which the storyteller knew from the start unlike those listening, delivered with the characteristic tone and restrained grin of such statements, is vicarious/contagious like laughter.
      His tone also signals the relief of some anticipatory, 'holding-your-breath' tension arising from the uncertainty of truth, which could also be vicariously satisfying in the hypothetical, invested viewer's point of view.
      Finally, rapid, sudden repetition of short disconnected clips/phrases is absurd and thus funny, especially when each individual clip/phrase conveys the same basic meaning (Jonathan Frakes smugly saying 'pranked ya lol' to you while suggestively looking at/approaching the camera with a restrained grin) in slightly different ways.
      Trust me, I have a PhD in Internet Armchair Psychology and Humorology. Thank you for coming to my TedX Talk.

    • @schwifty9520
      @schwifty9520 2 года назад +8

      @@brendan1871 😂 It checked out though

  • @TheTurdle
    @TheTurdle 5 месяцев назад +3

    I go back to this video every now and then to remind myself that the escapist fantasies I have are nothing more than delusions.

  • @jessikaxx
    @jessikaxx Год назад +4

    The straight up “You’re wrong.” triggered me a little bit

  • @oliviahills1022
    @oliviahills1022 5 лет назад +862

    Me: someone said you like me
    Crush:

    • @ChiselledK1990
      @ChiselledK1990 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @poralium196
      @poralium196 5 лет назад +6

      Why didn't I think of saying this to my crushes in school FUCK that's an OUTSTANDING move

    • @babylonhasfallen5338
      @babylonhasfallen5338 5 лет назад +5

      Stanley hutson “It’s a total fabrication”

    • @JustAdude291
      @JustAdude291 5 лет назад +2

      Dude, because I said yes to that question from my crushes I ended up getting with them. If they ask that, they're obviously interested in you 😂

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley 5 лет назад +1

      I've been binging the office and now it's following me everywhere

  • @mitchtavio
    @mitchtavio 3 года назад +1136

    He looks so pleased with himself when he tells us we are wrong.

    • @someoriginalname6004
      @someoriginalname6004 2 года назад +18

      yeah total satisfaction

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Год назад +3

      Daniel Ricciardo's Years at McLaren.
      Jonathan Frakes:

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax Год назад +2

      @@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's a total fabrication
      It never happened
      This one was invented by a writer

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Год назад

      @@MothDax Not this time. We made it up. It's pure fiction.

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax Год назад +1

      @@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's fake, its fiction,
      Its an urban legend that never happened

  • @chaptermasterdomitheus5867
    @chaptermasterdomitheus5867 3 месяца назад +2

    Alternative title: John Frakes gaslighting you for almost a minute straight

  • @mnjj7044
    @mnjj7044 9 месяцев назад +2

    If it's wrong, Jonathan, I don't want to be right.

  • @Pandaval9
    @Pandaval9 5 лет назад +1219

    Anyone: There's graphite on the ground.
    Dyatlov:

  • @sihya
    @sihya 3 года назад +787

    i like how the background music is consistent

    • @crapnuggets202
      @crapnuggets202 3 года назад +23

      i didn't notice that and now i'm terrified

    • @lionelcrawford4562
      @lionelcrawford4562 3 года назад +1

      This may be a little esoteric but it has Hallowed Bastion theme vibe from Kingdom Hearts

    • @nunya_bizniz
      @nunya_bizniz 3 года назад +4

      So is his suit

    • @bluefire2918
      @bluefire2918 2 года назад

      @@crapnuggets202 Haha

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae Год назад +3

    the most absurd boost of serotonin i have ever had, and i will never stop coming to this video for that

  • @leachristine5264
    @leachristine5264 5 лет назад +1949

    The title says 47 seconds but I spent 20 minutes of my life watching it

    • @Lime2014
      @Lime2014 5 лет назад +10

      Same. It's a mood. No, scrap that. It's EVERYTHING.

    • @nickbell9178
      @nickbell9178 5 лет назад +42

      @@Lime2014 nope, not this time. It never happened

    • @chrishealey8713
      @chrishealey8713 5 лет назад +31

      Never happened.

    • @Lime2014
      @Lime2014 5 лет назад +2

      @@nickbell9178 you got me. It was probably nearer 30 mins, tbf.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 лет назад +14

      A similar event took place in the Pacific Northwest

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад +2676

    Other cast members: Jonathan, you know you can sit on chairs normally?
    Jonathan:

    • @billykennedy2420
      @billykennedy2420 3 года назад +120

      Actually he can't because of severe back injuries

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 3 года назад +44

      @@billykennedy2420 wow. Talk about a joy kill

    • @zimm007g
      @zimm007g 3 года назад +74

      "not a chance" 😉

    • @Alexinytown
      @Alexinytown 3 года назад +68

      @@billykennedy2420 Pure fiction

    • @ultimategamer2669
      @ultimategamer2669 3 года назад +60

      @@billykennedy2420 That's an urban legend that never happened.

  • @cheeseoholic
    @cheeseoholic Год назад +8

    Reddit mods when they are presented facts:

  • @facepwnagewtf
    @facepwnagewtf 2 месяца назад +1

    We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

  • @zrobeast
    @zrobeast 3 года назад +984

    Me: 2020’s gonna be great!
    Jonathan Frakes:

    • @Caladras
      @Caladras 3 года назад +29

      I also feel like this one has been invented by a writer

    • @mworld2611
      @mworld2611 3 года назад +15

      "Not a chance"

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 3 года назад +8

      We made up this one

    • @laxin221
      @laxin221 3 года назад +6

      It never happened

    • @anthonyhandley446
      @anthonyhandley446 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha 2020 bad

  • @pcastle-piccolibrividi3205
    @pcastle-piccolibrividi3205 5 лет назад +742

    0:30 Listen to that "not a chance". That's perfection.

  • @KappaDeKappa
    @KappaDeKappa Год назад +11

    0:17 gets me every time.

  • @katsenberg3036
    @katsenberg3036 Месяц назад +2

    Chinese textbooks on what happened from 1958-1962:

  • @corporatebillionaire824
    @corporatebillionaire824 5 лет назад +1028

    Anakin: "I have the High ground"
    Obi-Wan:

  • @mattcrater6725
    @mattcrater6725 5 лет назад +579

    Picard: I played a flute and I lived my entire life in a small village
    Riker:

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 4 года назад +28

      Matt Crater awwww....and now im sad lol. Poor Picard...but he did get a flute out of the deal lol

    • @haniwadog
      @haniwadog 4 года назад +10

      I mean. He could still play the flute so something must have been true

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 4 года назад +5

      Eli Jones he got two live two lives, it’s a great gift I’d think.

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq 4 года назад +5

      Picard: "It's still real to me, damn it!"

    • @suscancer2165
      @suscancer2165 4 года назад

      i dont get the reference

  • @auxityne
    @auxityne Год назад +1

    When Jonathan Frakes is your defense attorney

  • @MIkeDaBBoy
    @MIkeDaBBoy Месяц назад +1

    “It’s false” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @SubversionAcademy
    @SubversionAcademy 5 лет назад +797

    - Padme: "Obi-Wan told me terrible things. He said you've turned to the dark side; that you... killed younglings!"
    - Anakin: [this video]

  • @garrettmcgibbon9018
    @garrettmcgibbon9018 4 года назад +1634

    The Last Jedi: *exists*
    The Rise of Skywalker:

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 4 года назад +121

      *THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A "WRITER"!*

    • @visualsforyou7120
      @visualsforyou7120 4 года назад +93

      I forgot The Rise of Skywalker even came out, I feel like I'm still waiting for the sequel to The Force Awakens.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 4 года назад +32

      Idiots: Say The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Was Good.
      Me: This Video

    • @friedpickle8332
      @friedpickle8332 4 года назад +40

      Person: Hey did you see that new Star Wars movie The Rise of Sky-
      Me: 0:15
      (I still love TFA and TLJ lol)

    • @mr.dystopian5554
      @mr.dystopian5554 4 года назад +10

      It never happened.

  • @FlyingPaladin
    @FlyingPaladin 7 месяцев назад +2

    My dad when the paternity test came back positive

  • @JustPippaNY
    @JustPippaNY Год назад +4

    If I ever meet Jonathan Frakes at a con, I want to record him saying "It never happened."

  • @smorre4004
    @smorre4004 4 года назад +561

    Shepard: "Reapers exist."
    Council:

    • @SergeantNovak23
      @SergeantNovak23 3 года назад +17

      ARACHNA “We created it” oh no

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 3 года назад +12

      ME3 endings: exist
      Fans:
      Andromeda: exist
      Fans: hey remember those ME3 endings that happened?

    • @theawesomewerewolf5084
      @theawesomewerewolf5084 3 года назад +11

      “We have dismissed that claim.”

  • @keithpetrino
    @keithpetrino 3 года назад +3116

    I remember this show. Even funnier was when the story was supposedly true, and he would say something like, "our sources tell us that this happened somewhere in the northeast." It was always something geographically vague.

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 3 года назад +37

      What was the name of this show

    • @keithpetrino
      @keithpetrino 3 года назад +276

      @@TheBmills415 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

    • @Whole-Milk
      @Whole-Milk 3 года назад +171

      Haha yes! I remember wishing I could get away with being that vague with school paper citations

    • @SeeYouInValhalla615
      @SeeYouInValhalla615 3 года назад +47

      @@Whole-Milk i also try this "vague-way" as i was in school. My teacher to me: "Are you a Politican or did you work for the media?!?! ....no you'r not!!!!....so stay by the truth and the facts!!!!!...." Years later, now today....truth....facts....and make believe....lies....all the same....funny 'n crazy at the same time. Each time i watch the news, read the news-paper, i hear J.F. say "No, it was......."

    • @JustScrapHD
      @JustScrapHD 3 года назад +44

      if a story is "true" it just means, that the story has been told somewhere, not that its proven lmao