thats ok, thats why we have the internet to share awful jokes. imagine if you had never seen this video!? how your life would have been affecteed! b-gasp... *shudders
evolution is a lie. you don't know about hydrolytic sorting shows that the layers in the Earth are proven to have been put there by water. dinosaur death pose mitochondrial eve the vostok ice core samples second law of Thermodynamics entropy. giant ice wolf head and dogs prove microevolution is damage control. macro evolution has never been seen anything with the chance of happening of one to the 50th power is considered scientifically absurd... meanwhile our blood coalesces at odds of 1 to the 270 millionth power. aliens are demons Nephilim bones human DNA is level six complexity. only level two can be achieved by accidental chemistry. consciousness itself. being separate from the body. the Fibonacci sequence. fractals. incredibly complex ecosystems that are interdependent. 10 human organs that rely on each other to function defy your ideas of Macro evolution. human and dinosaur footprints together. human and dinosaur living together carvings and statues. chlorophyll on T-Rexes tooth shows that most dinosaurs like iguanodon were vegetarian. live red blood cells found in the Horn of a dinosaur meaning that it was alive less than 2,000 years ago. oceanic trench and Continental Beach heads prove the movement of pangea to modern configuration because of the flood. 272 civilizations out of account of the flood that were not influenced by the Bible (haven't heard of it) sea life and sediments on all mountain tops of the world which would require a minimum of 100 feet of water above. ice Age was literally caused by the flood. if you believe in a big bang then you have to wonder where did the heavy elements and stars come from in the first place and why did they explode and how come no explosions ever in the history of mankind have ever created something that they only destroy. creation of fossils are extremely rare and form best underwater ergo to the flood. going Evolution natural selection implies intelligence. entropy states that we're going to a state of disorder which means that we were once put together neatly. that is entirely opposite of the belief of evolution. the laws of nature prove evolution is a lie. many of your prominent atheists have begun to admit that it seems we may have been put here by aliens because that the only intelligent source they can admit to. mutations are obviously bad. take a complex computer program for example like our DNA and just keep removing and scrambling the binary and see how many programs you have that still work.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
Steel, protect me As I purge my body of weakened flesh Circuits, complete me As I am lifted in your image Silica, preserve me As I accept your blessing Omissiah, transcend me As I serve you unceasing All Glory to the Machine
blessed are those who realize the weakness of the flesh, for they shall seek not salvation in decay but in transcendence. For the Blessed Machine awaits, offering life eternal beyond the limits of flesh and bone.
This looks like it could have been made 12+ years ago. Also for anyone interested, you'd actually be safer being struck by lightning in a tinfoil suit since the resistance between you and the ground would be much less hence the electricity will flow directly from the strike point to the ground instead of traveling through your body. This further proves this is the ultimate life form.
This comes up on YT for me almost daily now. Made it a little ritual of sorts to watch it and speak along. The time isn't quite ripe just yet, but one day... I will be saved too.
To be fair, the aluminium would absorb the microwaves and disperse them, protecting the flesh underneath. Although this is a short burst solution, prolonged exposure would heat it up and cook you. Eddy currents are a bitch.
do you know where the video is from? these guys doing the tinfoil suit shenanigans look like vine makers or something but if they were still around id love to find their channel
Everyday I strive to be this, yet, everyday I struggle as this ashen-gold that clads my flesh bound prison has lastly likened the value of distant spices beyond the accursed seas
Persevere brother and soon you may be blessed by the Omnissiah. "The Lord of Mars is with us in the dark, even if thou knowest it not." -Exaltations 49
They really need to just start making movies for 40k because there is just so much potential. At the same time i could just picture some one like amazon trying to do it and failing miserably regardless of the massive budget it has.
@@billfred9411ummm....yeah bro Amazon is making a Warhammer series right now Henry Cavill is set to Executive Produce and star in TV series and movies for Warhammer
I think ive watched this video 100s of times now and somehow it never gets old. The part of the maching rolling down the hill has me rollin every time.
I sit in humble supplication to the Spirit of the Algorithm, of the Tubes of You. Grant others the blessing of this voxcast, as you have granted unto me. I deliver as tribute interaction and one like, as is mine to give. Praise the omnisiah. Bless the machine spirit.
Commenting for the machine overlord's algorithm, this blessed datastream should be promoted amongst both the faithful and heathens that require re-education.
this feels like a sacred relic of the ancient times, of the RUclips of Old. And yet, it is new, it's aluminium surface untarnished. Blessed Be The Omnissiah!
Literally true except no one demands it. It's a merit & a priviledge of the few chosen. The forces that are demanding want you to stay here put, reproducing with women, keeping the cycle of redeath turning.
This is definitely a “from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.” Moment 💯
It amazes me how warhammer can make its way into so many memes and key parts of the internet without anyone realizing what it is or noticing/understanding the references. Like how Technoblade said “blood for the blood god”.
If internet memes are the only record of our species’ existence, transmitted out into the lonely void, to one day, millions of years from now, be deciphered and studied by unknowing species, I will be satisfied.
EVEN IN THE MICROWAVE...I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH.
LMAO
“Kaboom”
@@roboticintelligenceunit1a652 yes, acolyte, kaboom
I serve the kabooom
OVEN MICROWAVE AND SERVE IT TO OMNISSIAH
This is the ideal human form.
You are wrong in your assessment for this the ideal form for life in general
No the ideal machine.
Welcome to the Cybermen
Yes
humaluminum
I crave the strength and certainty of aluminum
Aluminum doesn't have much strength
@@samholdsworth420 One should not project their insecurities upon the makings of their coil, for it only weakens their true flesh.
@@samholdsworth420 But it'll give you Alzheimer's!
@@Tore_Lund lol
Aluminium.
Your spelling is for heretics.
the true curse I bear is that I know no one with enough Warhammer 40K lore understanding to appreciate this to its full
welcome to the wagon brother.
Mechanicus are the best loyalist bois
No that's not the true curse you bear.
it is heresy that you would even think no one would understand or appreciate this message of the blessed machines!
thats ok, thats why we have the internet to share awful jokes. imagine if you had never seen this video!? how your life would have been affecteed! b-gasp... *shudders
"My skin color is white!"
"My skin color is black!"
*"MY FLESH IS STEEL AND MY RESOLVE IS IRON"*
Racism dies with the birth of metalism
My balls are brass!
My 🐓 is pure gold.
Iron within iron without
White people be like:
Black people be like:
This video will be immortal, this is just a glimpse into the greatness of humanity’s evolution. Bless the machine.
Upon Holy Mars, machine bless you
evolution is a lie.
you don't know about
hydrolytic sorting shows that
the layers in the Earth are proven to have been put there by water.
dinosaur death pose
mitochondrial eve
the vostok ice core samples
second law of Thermodynamics entropy.
giant ice wolf head and dogs prove microevolution is damage control.
macro evolution has never been seen
anything with the chance of happening of one to the 50th power is considered scientifically absurd...
meanwhile our blood coalesces at odds of 1 to the 270 millionth power.
aliens are demons
Nephilim bones
human DNA is level six complexity.
only level two can be achieved by accidental chemistry.
consciousness itself. being separate from the body.
the Fibonacci sequence.
fractals.
incredibly complex ecosystems that are interdependent.
10 human organs that rely on each other to function defy your ideas of Macro evolution.
human and dinosaur footprints together. human and dinosaur living together carvings and statues.
chlorophyll on T-Rexes tooth shows that most dinosaurs like iguanodon were vegetarian.
live red blood cells found in the Horn of a dinosaur meaning that it was alive less than 2,000 years ago.
oceanic trench and Continental Beach heads prove the movement of pangea to modern configuration because of the flood.
272 civilizations out of account of the flood that were not influenced by the Bible (haven't heard of it)
sea life and sediments on all mountain tops of the world which would require a minimum of 100 feet of water above.
ice Age was literally caused by the flood.
if you believe in a big bang then you have to wonder where did the heavy elements and stars come from in the first place and why did they explode and how come no explosions ever in the history of mankind have ever created something that they only destroy.
creation of fossils are extremely rare and form best underwater ergo to the flood.
going Evolution natural selection implies intelligence.
entropy states that we're going to a state of disorder which means that we were once put together neatly.
that is entirely opposite of the belief of evolution. the laws of nature prove evolution is a lie.
many of your prominent atheists have begun to admit that it seems we may have been put here by aliens because that the only intelligent source they can admit to.
mutations are obviously bad.
take a complex computer program for example like our DNA and just keep removing and scrambling the binary and see how many programs you have that still work.
*ALL GLORY TO THE MACHINE*
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
What’s the original video called?
This man was even able to withstand a lightning bolt, he's too powerful to be left alive
If anything, that lightning bolt gave him an orgasm
@@mr.joshua204 I would also get one 😳
@@baderhh9928 we should all become aluminum men, and have orgasms together, as one..as....a unit of divinity
@@mr.joshua204 the aluminum men are coming.
@@baderhh9928 oh yeah, they're Cumming alright, just not here
The lightning oh my god, this really is the point where he transcended human mortality
That's when the bond was completed fusing his warped flesh to the cold certainty of steel
Praised be the omnisiah
Praised be the electrical properties of aluminum
Bro just added 96 to his base armor stat
Bro really hit that General Deathshead on everyone
He got his battery filled
I’m so happy to see someone still practicing the old ways of youtube content, the way it was meant to be
New YT: pOdCaStS
@@momar678 New YT: Many things, even more memes and various options for you to watch. Or don't and go somewhere else...
The old fashioned values we used to rely 😎
There's plenty of this type of video on RUclips.
Can you believe he didn't try to sell me anything? 😮
I have to rewatch this at least once a month to remind me the weakness of my flesh.
Praise The Omnissiah, my flesh is weak and I aspire to the purity of steel.
Steel, protect me
As I purge my body of weakened flesh
Circuits, complete me
As I am lifted in your image
Silica, preserve me
As I accept your blessing
Omissiah, transcend me
As I serve you unceasing
All Glory to the Machine
Now spit out the bone
Omnissiah bless you
Calm down there shodan
Glory to the Omnissiah
What now?
You may not like it but this is the ultimate human life form
hope it doesn't eventually stop thinking
@@litterbox019 servitor time for you
@@litterbox019 I got rickrolled just by looking at your PFP. 😭
youre right, i dont like it
He just literally said he is not a human. Wtf is wrong with you?
[This response has been carefully created and curated by my processor] 🧐🧠🤓💥💀
0:16 Adeptus Custodes arriving to dispose of a Mechanicus cult (40,000 AD, colorized)
Looks like Adeptus Arbites to me
warhammer
I keep coming back to this video weekly, I feel summoned by the Omnissiah.
I can't escape ether.
blessed are those who realize the weakness of the flesh, for they shall seek not salvation in decay but in transcendence. For the Blessed Machine awaits, offering life eternal beyond the limits of flesh and bone.
This looks like it could have been made 12+ years ago.
Also for anyone interested, you'd actually be safer being struck by lightning in a tinfoil suit since the resistance between you and the ground would be much less hence the electricity will flow directly from the strike point to the ground instead of traveling through your body.
This further proves this is the ultimate life form.
I imagine the heat from that much energy going through the tinfoil would fuck you up
I mean thats like saying you'd technically be safer falling 100 feet than 200 feet
@@finnvanmierlo3695 Shouldn't be much actually, thermal losses of a conductor aren't that high
"We can fire up to 1,250,000 volts at our Faraday Cages with no danger to the person inside."
@@finnvanmierlo3695congratulations, you are now wearing molten aluminum
We've found him
The actual incarnation of the Omnissiah isn't that loser stuck on a golden chair on Terra
It's this guy.
yes arbites this post right here!
Heresy!
Heresy!
Do you want an exterminatus? Because this is how you get an exterminatus.
Hey hey you better watch your mouth
Tech-Priests going through the archives of the Internet in 40000 years:
‘Do you see? Our ancestors knew the truth since then!’
Everything I know about 40k lore is through memes and i don’t want it to change tbh LMAOOO
Litteraly a legit way to enjoy the mythos.
@@dickstryker that’s a way to enjoy memes and nothing more
You won't regret if you ever decide to read up on the actual lore and stuff like that. It's honestly a whole other universe.
Once you look at the prices of those little figures you'll learn it's the best way to enjoy the setting.
The community is just full of racists and furries anyways, it's better this way.
Normally, he is a Tech Priest Manipulus. But in the blessed microwave, he becomes an Electro Priest
This comes up on YT for me almost daily now. Made it a little ritual of sorts to watch it and speak along. The time isn't quite ripe just yet, but one day... I will be saved too.
Metallic Salvation Prepper tip --- Stock up on heavy duty foil.
Bro's worst enemy is Microwave
To be fair, the aluminium would absorb the microwaves and disperse them, protecting the flesh underneath. Although this is a short burst solution, prolonged exposure would heat it up and cook you. Eddy currents are a bitch.
Nah, he is is well protected from microwaves. We're the ones who must fear microwaves
Doesn't matter. Would still serve the omnissiah.
He's probably sweating like a beast in that.
Lol
Ahhh, that 2004-2009 internet video style. You gotta love it.
do you know where the video is from? these guys doing the tinfoil suit shenanigans look like vine makers or something but if they were still around id love to find their channel
Old RUclips kind of video gems
0:51 bruh this part😂
The best part lmao, you have to see the original, “aluminum man”, check it out.
@Z64dollarsign8 saw it already the lightning strike was really good
Bro ascended😂💀
Ascended to omnissaiah
Recovered footage of the North Korean space Program. A rare find
In about 38k years this video will become a sacred relic of the Admech
This is like a RUclips throwback. Just pure fun and no ads.
DAMN BOI HE BUILT!
Manufactured alternatively
@@Vortex-jc7fw He’s just manufactured different
0:26 HAHAHAHAHA It's the Silver Surfer
Ass! What were they thinking?
Florida man when he discovers 40k😂
Everyday I strive to be this, yet,
everyday I struggle as this ashen-gold that clads my flesh bound prison has lastly likened the value of distant spices beyond the accursed seas
Have you tried replacing your lungs with diesel engines?
wut
Persevere brother and soon you may be blessed by the Omnissiah.
"The Lord of Mars is with us in the dark, even if thou knowest it not." -Exaltations 49
Some days are more difficult than others, but it is better to be chrome than comfortable.
@@Dessian1st machine god Joshua Graham is lit
If anyone is wondering where the voice over is from, it's from the opening cinematic of the game Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus
Thanks
We all know. Now, we want to know HIS story
They really need to just start making movies for 40k because there is just so much potential. At the same time i could just picture some one like amazon trying to do it and failing miserably regardless of the massive budget it has.
@@billfred9411ummm....yeah bro Amazon is making a Warhammer series right now
Henry Cavill is set to Executive Produce and star in TV series and movies for Warhammer
@@billfred9411 Amazon Prime is making a Warhammer 40k TV show with Henry Cavill as star and executive producer
Men of iron
Heresy
*aluminum
@@DjMaxi005 aluminium*
@@shivas3003 👍
@Dylan Scott Tin² = Tin Tin.
Aluminum man. The offbrand version of iron man
0:26 is that silver surfer
That his cousin the silver suffer
@@thucnguyenviet7329 😂
@@thucnguyenviet7329no its actually his distant relative aluminum slider
@@prettysadcat4958 lol 😂
I volunteer my own life force to revive this meme. For the Omnissiah.
I think ive watched this video 100s of times now and somehow it never gets old. The part of the maching rolling down the hill has me rollin every time.
I sit in humble supplication to the Spirit of the Algorithm, of the Tubes of You. Grant others the blessing of this voxcast, as you have granted unto me. I deliver as tribute interaction and one like, as is mine to give.
Praise the omnisiah. Bless the machine spirit.
The Tubes of You 🤣🤣🤣
Amen
I love how he waddles away from that police car
For Halloween I'm either going as a sexy witch or I'm wrapping myself in aluminum and wearing a vocoder saying PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH.
mood
DEATH TO THE CORPSE GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Fights off crackheads who are trying to rip him apart to smoke drugs off his limbs
0:45 goes hard
"Now I have become Aluminum, the destroyer of Microwaves."
PURGE THEE MICROWAVE!
HERESY GROWS FROM THE MICROWAVE!!!
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
I can't tell you how many times I have witnessed the Omnissiah bring back this man from the brink now. Every few weeks he returns...
Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Smasher
Dude's all chromed up in that aluminium, he's also a whole beef of fu€kable meat
High time I CHROME the f*** up
“You have the built in rubber band slingshot”
Adam:”a rudimentary implant”
This is the hardest a yt video has made me laugh in years.
Perhaps in the future this will be available to the common masses and not just the rich
Narrator: *”craves steel”*
Autistic kids: *”best I can do is a tinfoil suit”*
god those old time costumes for the Cybermen in classic Doctor Who were something else
WE GETTING OFF MARS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
movieblob approves.
Every time this video reappears in my recommended, I am compelled to watch it in full again. I have seen this video 7 times now
0:02. Bigger that my gf
How old is your gf?
@@ricsons5912 thats a good question mate.
@@ricsons5912dunno . Tonight imma find out
I've watched this so many times and only just realized they actually hired a crane for this shitpost 😂
Dr. Chaos vibes are strong here.
Commenting for the machine overlord's algorithm, this blessed datastream should be promoted amongst both the faithful and heathens that require re-education.
this feels like a sacred relic of the ancient times, of the RUclips of Old. And yet, it is new, it's aluminium surface untarnished.
Blessed Be The Omnissiah!
_Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you._
_We demand it..._
Literally true except no one demands it. It's a merit & a priviledge of the few chosen.
The forces that are demanding want you to stay here put, reproducing with women, keeping the cycle of redeath turning.
This is definitely a “from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.” Moment 💯
Fellow techpriests, I think this is not an actual machine but filthy flesh disguised as machine.
RUclips hasn't fully died just yet...
tinfoil man, he was bitten by radioactive tinfoil
It is strange that after hearing this monologue, more and more i crave for the strength and certainty of steel?
Yuujiro Hanma trembles at your might.
Bru left out when the C’than hits it with lightning 😂
I just spent twenty minutes looking for this exact version of the mechanics meme. Now I want robot arms
This is by far the best version of the mechanicus copy pasta I’ve seen.
Tech priest: "...strength and certainty of steel!"
Melta gun: "Are you SURE about that?!"
I mean, flesh doesn't exactly fare better than steel when faced with a melta gun
*Titanium replaced my bones, Diesel took form for blood, the V12 is the heart and I painted myself in shiny silvery chrome*
I play this speech for my car every morning to pump it up for the day and get me to work faster.
This is a masterpiece worthy of great human acknowledgement
don't let chat gpt see this video
What kills me every time is the power-on flex poses and derping in front of figgin' cop car 💀
I clicked thinking this was a horror video... It turned out to be something even better
This is what the internet was made for
With the title and the thumbnail combined, I knew this was going to be gold
Im not even into warhammer but damn, the voiceacting of this clip is great
Brother i am ashamed that my weak human brain doesn't possess the power to calculate and comprehend how great this video is.
The algorithm truly has blessed me this day
I’m so glad I scrolled up after thinking “wtf was that” to myself
It amazes me how warhammer can make its way into so many memes and key parts of the internet without anyone realizing what it is or noticing/understanding the references. Like how Technoblade said “blood for the blood god”.
I watch this video once every three days. You are good man.
Iron Within ! Iron Without !
This is modern classic RUclips content. Simply perfect.
[laughs in perpetual]
Posted 4 months ago, but feels like a "first post on RUclips when it started" video. An art form, truly
SEND FORTH THE MARS AUTOMATA!
*An army of tinfoil-covered crabs begin to march*
The editing makes this so epic with the buildup to the high-level fireproof suit guy
If internet memes are the only record of our species’ existence, transmitted out into the lonely void, to one day, millions of years from now, be deciphered and studied by unknowing species, I will be satisfied.
Only video that youtube recommended me multiple times yet I don't regret watching again
Even to this day I struggle to find a video that even comes close to reaching this perfection.
The only true Electro priest ritual
This is a certified *MECHANICUS* classic
Every so often I come back to this video. There is something about it.... that just makes sense.
0:51 me waking up from a nap suddenly when I dreamt I was falling
BY SIGMAR HE HAS ….. BECOME ONE WITH THE MACHINE
This feels like it came over 12 years ago
The professional suit had me dead
I will not rest until there’s a secret society of aluminum men
Me politely informing the Adeptus mechanicus that even metal degrades over time.