6:06 we really need to make a lot that says anytime someone intentionally maliciously falsely accuses another person of a crime just because they're trying to ruin their life they get the maximum sentence for whatever crime they intentionally falsely accused the other person of
Story #3 reminded me - About 3 years ago, I'm in my local Wallie World when this old hag of a woman was just being mean to everyone. I don't start things, but I will finish them with the happiest expression ever. She was screaming at what looked like a teenage couple. I walked down the aisle and stopped about 15' from them .... and stared. Witch finally noticed me and came at me. She tried to talk $hit to me and I gave it right back. That only infuriated her, so she made a boney fist and waggled her finger at me, coming within a few inches of my mouth. I'd had a frustrating day at work, so my hackles were up, but only my eyes showed it. I hate people invading my personal space, so since she wanted me to, I gave in to my baser. I threw my head forward, snarled, and started biting at the air (closer to her finger). She snapped her hand back, screamed OMG, turned and ran. The couple looked at me a bit worried, so I winked at them, turned around, walked away to continue shopping. After about 30', they both started howling laughing. That made my day.
The last time that happened to me (wagging their finger at my face from close proximity, I didn't just bite air - I bit the finger as hard as I could), and they never tried that again.
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan It wasn't a Karen, it was a bully, and the only part of my body that touched him was my teeth, and fortunately, I knew his hands were clean because I'd seen him wash them just a few minutes earlier. I knew I was safe.
@@jacklow9611 It may not have been a Karen per say, however, you still don't know if it had it's shots up to date or if it had a Blood-Born Disease...Biting isn't recommended...Just in case...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Since the skin was not broken, and the school we were both attending was very insistent in having our vaccinations up to date (and I knew his mother was very insistent on everyone being vaccinated). While I maybe shouldn't have done it, it was less damaging to him physically than he had been to me previously to this incident.
Imma preface this with the fact that I'm new to insta and my following is insignificant. That being said, if I was sitting somewhere, minding my own and scrolling my insta feed, and some rando gets in my space, first thing I'm doing is hitting that live button. Then let them proceed to make an ass of themselves!
We always wonder what the poor husbands of Karens do, some of them apologize and give tips to try and make up for it lol good to know they know their wife is a rabid Karen lol I still kinda feel sorry for them, only kinda lol
Do people in the USA really talk to shop employees like that? Call them incompetent, stupid and treat them like slaves? Definitely wouldn't be stood for here in the UK for even a second.
Cap Colombie ..... no, most Americans do not speak to store employees like that. Maybe some do, but I have not heard anything like that. A great many Americans have been restaurant staff, store employees, etc sometime in their lifetime. They would be hypocrites if they treated others the way they would not want to be treated themselves. (AKA, the Golden Rule).
1st story. The most awesome story of this kind is where OP leads Karen to a pre-K stack of primers and hands her a book that teaches the alphabet. "And if that's too difficult, here's one where you can color the pictures."
1st story smh. In some circumstances is there any difference between a Kevina and a Karen (apart from the entitlement in the latter)? Paused hope Kevina/Karen gets some jail time, and hoping for tazers or drop it (creature) to the floor.
Again I'm baffled by these people who think you go to a store and some random person will do your shopping for you. The only times you won't have to do your own shopping are A) if you get a relative, friend, or assistant to do it for you, B) you hire a personal shopper (which you'd hire in advance because stores don't have herds of personal shoppers standing around waited to be hired), or C) the store has a pick-up or delivery service (which you would call in advance and then either pick up your groceries or have them delivered). None of those options match what the people in these stories think happens. How out of touch do you have to be to think stores have servants just standing by ready to be at your beck and call?
Omg, when he did the voice of the drunk guy who wanted to "snuggle" with his girlfriend I almost peed myself laughing so hard! Now if I need something to lighten my day I just listen to "I wanna snuggle" and it always puts a smile on my face. 😁😘
I have watched a bunch of your videos. I am flabbergasted that there are so many ignorant slobs in our midst who are Karens. I have yet to come upon one myself and I am not complaining.
"Are tou useless too?" "No ma'am but I have a question. Are you blind? Try finding someone who works here." I admit I constantly mistake the guys who work for Frito-Lay for my local grocery store employees because their uniforms are identical from the back. A quick "I don't work here." from them and a quick apology from me is the extent of the interaction.
@@muninrob Doesn't matter. I have been the Frito-Lay guy. We ALWAYS get mistaken for a store employee. I usually tried to pick a color polo that didn't match the uniforms of the stores I would be servicing that day. It helped... a little.
Lanyards. I was just thinking last week how you used to be able to get in so many places (looking like you belonged there) if you carried a clipboard. Now it's if you're wearing a lanyard. Times change.
Wow! I panicked when I couldn't find the comments. Whew! I like "Red Wheel" It is a lovely channel name because it is irrelevant to the channel's content just as if it is also unable to connect the dots and realize that a 400 pound gorilla probably does not work in retail. 😁 These stories are delightful, wholesome, hilarious, and every now and then, you give us a story that for a few sweet moments, makes this world a better place; even if we don't work here. Even if cats can change tires. Please do not change a thing.💖
Saw a Karen lose to a taser and said hello to the asphalt..ok so Karen did a U turn in front a state trooper...he did his bwoop woop...she actually got out of her car and screamed and charged saying do you know I am the majors daughter...he zapped her 3 times just because he was from a different company bwuhahahha
Does anybody know what kind of disease the Karen in the last story is suffering from, it must be something that should prevent her from being allowed to be outside of the madhouse...
Karenitis (Gross Inflammation of the Ego, Entitlement AND Stupidity)... It has no Vaccine or known Cure... The only effective Treatment is Incarceration in either the Loonie Bin or State Correctional Facility, depending on whether or not they were Diagnosed before or after Physically Assaulting their Victim while Demanding to Speak to the Manager...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan There is a poison that gets rid of them, but should only be used in extreme situations. "Plumbum" is a highly effective poison when delivered at velocities exceeding 800fps, in doses of at least 60 grains. However, it is only as discriminate as its applicator, and the one using it. Exercise extreme caution if this level of resolution is required.
Me and my brother are often mistaken for each other. We actually don't look much alike other than basic face shape and...body shape as we are both on the heavy side as we come from a long line of short, wide and hairy people who look perfectly appropriate carrying over sized hammers and complaining about dragons that stole our gold. I'm blond and my brother has brown hair, and other differences. We've been told that its the way we move and our 'demeanor' that is the same.
One day, if I ever encounter one of those "throat clearing" Karens, I feel like whipping around and either making a really guttural throat clearing in response, or say "Don't clear your throat in the super market without covering your mouth, that's disgusting!"
Karens. Bars and pubs have local do not serve list. Now we needs to get the retailers to put together Karen and Chad lists ie ban them from being served. Then trespass them off the relevant properties. (meerkat reference "Simples"). Things will run 500% better with these "braindead" removed especially with the current crisis. Edit spelling retailer
After what the OP in the last story, I will only say that if he did not have a good date I will crawl through his device and give him a kick in the butt. Someone had to throw in a funny comment.
Shove a shopping list in my hand, tell me to get them, and then tell me it easy? Fine with me lady, if it is so effing easy, get the bloody damned things your own effing self, now, BUGGAR OFF!
I believe it takes FIVE "no"s for a Karen to believe "he doesnt work here" OP: I don't work here Waiter: He doesn't work here Host: He doesn't work here Owner: He doesn't work here Bartender: He doesn't work here Karen: Oh, he doesnt work here? But why didnt he SAY so? I pity the poor idiot who gets trapped into marriage by such a Karen. (I am pregnant, you must marry me!)
Husband: Forgive her, she forgot to take her meds Husband of another Karen in 2070: Forgive her, she forgot to charge her brain* fully this morning! * Non working hooman brain replaced by Intel i950 11 core processor + accessory chips
It seems the population of Karen-osaurus is reaching global pandemic proportions. We should develop some sort of vaccine for the poor creatures - perhaps something with Xanax, chamomile and Valium in it.
Word of advice: There are any number of words you can say instead of "bitch". Find one. Use it. Saying "B-word" derails the story, especially when it's dialogue.
I would prefer replacing Bitch with Witch... They sound similar, get the same point across and I don't believe Witch gets you Demonetized (though I could be wrong)... Besides, calling Karens Bitches is just a Gross and Unforgivable Insult to Female Dogs...
6:15 WHAT KIND OF IDIOT can't speak but stutters, splutters and tears up when a woman is screaming. Arent all males (age 5 to 100) used to women screaming? Mother, sister, aunt, cousin sister, wife, niece, daughter .... even if you forget neighbors, strangers ... depending on where they are in their monthly cycle?
People who can never admit when they are wrong, need to evolve already!
Why let them do that when they should just be removed from the gene pool so their stupidity doesn’t spread
@@jamesonweimann4720 well thats what evolution is so yay youre both right
Hmm.. Make me wondering about the other karen, maybe they didn't take their medicine before they let loose..
6:06 we really need to make a lot that says anytime someone intentionally maliciously falsely accuses another person of a crime just because they're trying to ruin their life they get the maximum sentence for whatever crime they intentionally falsely accused the other person of
Story #3 reminded me - About 3 years ago, I'm in my local Wallie World when this old hag of a woman was just being mean to everyone. I don't start things, but I will finish them with the happiest expression ever. She was screaming at what looked like a teenage couple. I walked down the aisle and stopped about 15' from them .... and stared. Witch finally noticed me and came at me. She tried to talk $hit to me and I gave it right back. That only infuriated her, so she made a boney fist and waggled her finger at me, coming within a few inches of my mouth. I'd had a frustrating day at work, so my hackles were up, but only my eyes showed it. I hate people invading my personal space, so since she wanted me to, I gave in to my baser. I threw my head forward, snarled, and started biting at the air (closer to her finger). She snapped her hand back, screamed OMG, turned and ran. The couple looked at me a bit worried, so I winked at them, turned around, walked away to continue shopping. After about 30', they both started howling laughing. That made my day.
The last time that happened to me (wagging their finger at my face from close proximity, I didn't just bite air - I bit the finger as hard as I could), and they never tried that again.
Try not to actually bite a Karen...
You have no idea where that finger has been or if the Karen has all her Shots up to date or not...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan It wasn't a Karen, it was a bully, and the only part of my body that touched him was my teeth, and fortunately, I knew his hands were clean because I'd seen him wash them just a few minutes earlier. I knew I was safe.
@@jacklow9611 It may not have been a Karen per say, however, you still don't know if it had it's shots up to date or if it had a Blood-Born Disease...Biting isn't recommended...Just in case...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Since the skin was not broken, and the school we were both attending was very insistent in having our vaccinations up to date (and I knew his mother was very insistent on everyone being vaccinated). While I maybe shouldn't have done it, it was less damaging to him physically than he had been to me previously to this incident.
I wonder why most of Karen's husband are nice guys?
I feel sad for them. They have to live with those bad women.
... Opposites
They were probably trophy wives at some point
@@arniekuma marry for looks alone and pay the price that goes with with it
Imma preface this with the fact that I'm new to insta and my following is insignificant. That being said, if I was sitting somewhere, minding my own and scrolling my insta feed, and some rando gets in my space, first thing I'm doing is hitting that live button. Then let them proceed to make an ass of themselves!
Love the sarcasm in the first story!😂😂😈😈😈
Perfet timing....when the lady says" why are you talking to this idiot?" Just then it cuts to an ad and the next words are......I'm Joe Biden. HAHAHA!
I got an ad about Takis X3
Love when they shit happens
We always wonder what the poor husbands of Karens do, some of them apologize and give tips to try and make up for it lol good to know they know their wife is a rabid Karen lol I still kinda feel sorry for them, only kinda lol
I hope the final Karen is well... and back on her medication. Yeah, not in any particular order.
A voucher for 2 free meals. That date is going to go well from the off! lol
Do people in the USA really talk to shop employees like that? Call them incompetent, stupid and treat them like slaves? Definitely wouldn't be stood for here in the UK for even a second.
Cap Colombie ..... no, most Americans do not speak to store employees like that. Maybe some do, but I have not heard anything like that. A great many Americans have been restaurant staff, store employees, etc sometime in their lifetime. They would be hypocrites if they treated others the way they would not want to be treated themselves. (AKA, the Golden Rule).
If they're a Karen.
1st story. The most awesome story of this kind is where OP leads Karen to a pre-K stack of primers and hands her a book that teaches the alphabet.
"And if that's too difficult, here's one where you can color the pictures."
Happy Monday
1st story smh. In some circumstances is there any difference between a Kevina and a Karen (apart from the entitlement in the latter)?
Paused hope Kevina/Karen gets some jail time, and hoping for tazers or drop it (creature) to the floor.
Again I'm baffled by these people who think you go to a store and some random person will do your shopping for you. The only times you won't have to do your own shopping are A) if you get a relative, friend, or assistant to do it for you, B) you hire a personal shopper (which you'd hire in advance because stores don't have herds of personal shoppers standing around waited to be hired), or C) the store has a pick-up or delivery service (which you would call in advance and then either pick up your groceries or have them delivered). None of those options match what the people in these stories think happens. How out of touch do you have to be to think stores have servants just standing by ready to be at your beck and call?
Haha that's great storytelling with the lanyard story. Love it. Absolutely brilliant
She hasn't had her meds in 3 days, and I thought it would be a great idea to go to a restaurant with her.
Im in love with your voice😂
I look forward to hearing his voice every day too 😊
Omg, when he did the voice of the drunk guy who wanted to "snuggle" with his girlfriend I almost peed myself laughing so hard! Now if I need something to lighten my day I just listen to "I wanna snuggle" and it always puts a smile on my face. 😁😘
@@Kati_P which one was that? Or is it later in this one? I just started watching his videos :D
I have watched a bunch of your videos. I am flabbergasted that there are so many ignorant slobs in our midst who are Karens. I have yet to come upon one myself and I am not complaining.
"Are tou useless too?"
"No ma'am but I have a question. Are you blind? Try finding someone who works here."
I admit I constantly mistake the guys who work for Frito-Lay for my local grocery store employees because their uniforms are identical from the back. A quick "I don't work here." from them and a quick apology from me is the extent of the interaction.
Is your local grocery a Safeway by chance? In my region, Frito-lay & Safeway have crazy similar uniforms.
@@muninrob Saskatchewan Co-op actually
@@muninrob Doesn't matter. I have been the Frito-Lay guy. We ALWAYS get mistaken for a store employee. I usually tried to pick a color polo that didn't match the uniforms of the stores I would be servicing that day. It helped... a little.
Lanyards. I was just thinking last week how you used to be able to get in so many places (looking like you belonged there) if you carried a clipboard. Now it's if you're wearing a lanyard. Times change.
Kill them with kindness, often confuses the living hell out of most of them
Wow! I panicked when I couldn't find the comments. Whew!
I like "Red Wheel" It is a lovely channel name because it is irrelevant to the channel's content just as if it is also unable to connect the dots and realize that a 400 pound gorilla probably does not work in retail. 😁
These stories are delightful, wholesome, hilarious, and every now and then, you give us a story that for a few sweet moments, makes this world a better place; even if we don't work here. Even if cats can change tires. Please do not change a thing.💖
Once again you are awesome with your story telling, while I sip my coffee!!! 👍
I can't sip anything while watching these. It always shorts out my keyboards.
After a first I don't work here I would not be so nice
Saw a Karen lose to a taser and said hello to the asphalt..ok so Karen did a U turn in front a state trooper...he did his bwoop woop...she actually got out of her car and screamed and charged saying do you know I am the majors daughter...he zapped her 3 times just because he was from a different company bwuhahahha
Does anybody know what kind of disease the Karen in the last story is suffering from, it must be something that should prevent her from being allowed to be outside of the madhouse...
It's called Karen19 virus
Karenitis (Gross Inflammation of the Ego, Entitlement AND Stupidity)...
It has no Vaccine or known Cure...
The only effective Treatment is Incarceration in either the Loonie Bin or State Correctional Facility, depending on whether or not they were Diagnosed before or after Physically Assaulting their Victim while Demanding to Speak to the Manager...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan There is a poison that gets rid of them, but should only be used in extreme situations. "Plumbum" is a highly effective poison when delivered at velocities exceeding 800fps, in doses of at least 60 grains. However, it is only as discriminate as its applicator, and the one using it. Exercise extreme caution if this level of resolution is required.
@@calanon534 At 500+ fps, just about anything would be effective at getting rid of them...
Me and my brother are often mistaken for each other. We actually don't look much alike other than basic face shape and...body shape as we are both on the heavy side as we come from a long line of short, wide and hairy people who look perfectly appropriate carrying over sized hammers and complaining about dragons that stole our gold. I'm blond and my brother has brown hair, and other differences. We've been told that its the way we move and our 'demeanor' that is the same.
Lol the worse kind of Karen is the kind who's off her meds😂😂😂
High-end must mean something else
thought it was Seth Rogan bit love your voice and comments
Good morning Red Wheel!
Copycat 😜
Good morning.
Love The Vids Im Always Happy When I See These Videos :3
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A coupon for two free meals? I know where he took his date. Lol.
One day, if I ever encounter one of those "throat clearing" Karens, I feel like whipping around and either making a really guttural throat clearing in response, or say "Don't clear your throat in the super market without covering your mouth, that's disgusting!"
I'd point them to the medicine aisle.
Very nice video, thank you.
A great set of stories, very well presented!
Karen only said this was a waste of my time because she was proven wrong
Why do Karens put self importance on who they are married to or related to?
They have no street cred of their own.
Second....
In my place its gewd night OwO
Karens.
Bars and pubs have local do not serve list. Now we needs to get the retailers to put together Karen and Chad lists ie ban them from being served. Then trespass them off the relevant properties.
(meerkat reference "Simples").
Things will run 500% better with these "braindead" removed especially with the current crisis.
Edit spelling retailer
Wait! There is anti Karen medice?
❤
Let the wackiness ensue..my daily dip in the karenverse
After what the OP in the last story, I will only say that if he did not have a good date I will crawl through his device and give him a kick in the butt. Someone had to throw in a funny comment.
You sound like a bit of a Karen.
🥰😛
Shove a shopping list in my hand, tell me to get them, and then tell me it easy? Fine with me lady, if it is so effing easy, get the bloody damned things your own effing self, now, BUGGAR OFF!
Hello.
Hello
I believe it takes FIVE "no"s for a Karen to believe "he doesnt work here"
OP: I don't work here
Waiter: He doesn't work here
Host: He doesn't work here
Owner: He doesn't work here
Bartender: He doesn't work here
Karen: Oh, he doesnt work here? But why didnt he SAY so?
I pity the poor idiot who gets trapped into marriage by such a Karen. (I am pregnant, you must marry me!)
Husband: Forgive her, she forgot to take her meds
Husband of another Karen in 2070: Forgive her, she forgot to charge her brain* fully this
morning!
* Non working hooman brain replaced by Intel i950 11 core processor + accessory chips
It seems the population of Karen-osaurus is reaching global pandemic proportions. We should develop some sort of vaccine for the poor creatures - perhaps something with Xanax, chamomile and Valium in it.
I'm curious as to why nearly everyone in these stories always has "anxiety".
because America
Just sayin, youre legit Seth rogan in disguise
Nice try
I heard your voice
😂😂😂
First story is so badly written..
Word of advice: There are any number of words you can say instead of "bitch". Find one. Use it. Saying "B-word" derails the story, especially when it's dialogue.
I would prefer replacing Bitch with Witch...
They sound similar, get the same point across and I don't believe Witch gets you Demonetized (though I could be wrong)...
Besides, calling Karens Bitches is just a Gross and Unforgivable Insult to Female Dogs...
So glad Seth Rogan stopped making those shit movies and started reading Reddit threads on RUclips
6:15 WHAT KIND OF IDIOT can't speak but stutters, splutters and tears up when a woman is screaming. Arent all males (age 5 to 100) used to women screaming? Mother, sister, aunt, cousin sister, wife, niece, daughter .... even if you forget neighbors, strangers ... depending on where they are in their monthly cycle?