@@johnoliver3056 hahahahha I do they same shit, i meant to say it one way in my head but i end up saying it backwards, like some dyslexia type of shit.
It wasn’t all great, the dude contradicted himself about 5 times. I don’t drink alcohol. At all. That much. Ever. Compared to when I was in my twenties.
I can imagine Tito doing his grave digging celebration for real though at his kids funeral. "A lot of people said I couldn't do it.. but I proved the doubters wrong"
That guy getting kicked in the nuts wasn’t an awkward moment, it was just awful. The guy was in genuine pain and the guy who did it looked genuinely upset that he’d accidentally hurt him like that.
Lmaooo The Asian dude completely losing it while joe just blank stares him into the eye, the moment joe realizes that it’s getting a little bit embarrassing he puts on a fake smile and says “get it together bro” 😭😭😭
@@Jake-cy7to Well it must be fun watching all those police arrest videos with the perp clearly guilty arguing “I didn’t do nothing” before breaking into a swearing infested arrest.
Tito Ortiz as a standup comedian would be freaking awesome. Dude just has to be serious and talk seriously about anything and I’ll laugh my ass off. He doesn’t even know
I dont drink alcohol, that much, at all any more, i mean, ever, not as much as compared to when im in my 20s. The master wordsmith himself, ladies and gentlemen - Tito ortiz!
I remember the zhang one so vividly. It just went on forever and ever. Chinese mma fighters think the interview time is unlimited. Alot of Brazilians are the same way
Aye NoPorama actually added the 100% part to the merch like I suggested on his post a month ago 😂😂 just imagine being in a coffee shop drinking out of a mug like that hahaha
Nah cause the audio actually proves chael is right he didn’t say “I’m gonna smack Silvas wife on the ass if she doesn’t make me a steak” he said “I’m gonna smack silvas wife on the ass and she’s gonna make me a steak just the way I like it” which is clearly implying Silvas wife is fucking chael cause he gets to slap her ass and she makes him steak instead of getting mad
I train, actually six days a week. Five days a week I'll train three days a week. One of those days I'll train two days of the week. So, six days a week I'll be training.”
@@XIXRayderXIX Bad girl. Reaching for those grapes. Trying to make that wine. And the wine's already sounding like that violin with that cheese and wine.
Zhangs translator, I'm literally lost for words joe, you've put me on the spot and even though this is why they employed me.....I think I've just shat in my pants, but I'm very excited 👍🏻😬👍🏻
"I wanna outlive my children" is just a wild statement 😂💀
I bet he was thinking of something else to say but he said that instead😂
@@johnoliver3056 hahahahha I do they same shit, i meant to say it one way in my head but i end up saying it backwards, like some dyslexia type of shit.
When Brendan Schuauwb smirks because of your dumb statement, you have reached CTE royalty Tito xD
😂😂😂😂
He has dyslexia and often gets sayings and numbers backwards
😂😂😂 it was all great then “I want to outlive my children” and I lost it
It wasn’t all great, the dude contradicted himself about 5 times.
I don’t drink alcohol. At all. That much. Ever. Compared to when I was in my twenties.
@@James-kb5mx boy if you don’t get out of here with that lmao
🤣
Baddd 😂😂
...of course. 100%" It's a weird thing to be that confident about something that's wrong.
Dude getting upset because he choked out his opponent was hilarious
Renato money moicano xx x 💲💲💲🤑🤑
Money moicano trying get them dollars hahaha
Why the hell is there a clip of Braindumb Schlob on the screen at 2:02?!?! Lmao, I hope the uploader is a homeless cat messing with us
And then his opponent said he shouldn’t have submitted him if he still wanted to fight. 😂
Khabib?
“I wanted to fight more.”
“U shouldn’t have submitted me “
quality 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can imagine Tito doing his grave digging celebration for real though at his kids funeral.
"A lot of people said I couldn't do it.. but I proved the doubters wrong"
A true king
“That wouldn’t mean much”
😂😂😂😂
Jim is just great
Kind of a self own
“I’m not against you. I’m just giving you the facts!”
@@alexandermendez4653 How ? 🤣🤣 He’s a 70 year old broadcaster
Joe: 😂😂🤪🤪😂😂😂
Mike Tyson:”it’s not funny”
Joe: 😐😐😐😐😐
Yeah no shit dude, you don't want to make mike angry... Or else he would beat a couple of cans then claim to be the baddest man on the planet
@@p.o.p5570 love the passion for Tyson.
Joe would smoke Tyson he had more moves in his arsenal
@@p.o.p5570 What type of cans we talking about, soda cans? Beer cans?
@@Cyril-Figgis1 it's your average tomato cans... Come on now wasn't that obvious?
That guy getting kicked in the nuts wasn’t an awkward moment, it was just awful.
The guy was in genuine pain and the guy who did it looked genuinely upset that he’d accidentally hurt him like that.
Yup, I felt bad for him.
Was it b to that size 57 gut or the nuts? It looked like the gut
Lmaooo The Asian dude completely losing it while joe just blank stares him into the eye, the moment joe realizes that it’s getting a little bit embarrassing he puts on a fake smile and says “get it together bro” 😭😭😭
Rolly Romero is me on every exam
The woman with the George doll got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The things we could do George” those are some words of desperation 😂
Bisping laughing at the "you shouldn't have submitted me then" 😂
Zhang’s translator was painful to watch
He turned into a different person at the end.
I feel bad for him, Rogan should've backed him up
That part is one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes upon
The reason she really stepped up her english😅😂
He says to her that he forgot what she said
The GSP clip was just flat out creepy when he’s one of the nicest guys on the planet 😂
5:45 Rogan shat himself a bit 😂
Damn Mike was pissed 😂
Wtf are you talking about? Rogan is a black belt in bjj. Rogan would submit him. Rogan would make him tap.
Why tf rogan kept laughing? LOL 😂
We all would lol
Tyson is socially inept 85% of the time, rogan was just trying to keep it sane. If it went down joe is gonna choke him out or something
You know you said the most awkward thing when even Brendan feels awkward about it
Just when I thought you couldn’t be more awesome I discover you really created a website for the mugs 😂. You’re a legend.
Nice pfp
@@NoPorama thx ☺️. I was inspired by you.
@@Reaching4GrapesI hope you outlive your children 😂
The translator 🤣 he's just so excited
I swear he won the fight😂😂😂
"But I'm a world champion in love" how tf did anyone keep a straight face in that show after hearing that?
What programme was it?
@@chrisg1772 The Millionaire Matchmaker
0:26 mans looked like he clipped through the earth in a video game cutscene 😂😂
I always loved the “Jekyll and Hyde” personalities Chael brought to the Dan le Betard shows. Ice cold nothingness to Dan and upbeat enthusiasm to Papi
3:40 Moicano has to be the funniest fighter in the UFC and I don't even think he's doing it on purpose 😭
Pretty bad when Brendan Schaub rolls his eyes to the camera thinking "WTF is this guy saying???"
Its funny as fuck for the average homeless cat. 😂
Exactly!!!! 💀
Joe just had brand new brakes put on, I've never seen a laugh stop that quick.
💀💀💀💀
The goat has blessed us with more 10/10 content
😎
schaub sneaking a look at the camera 😂 even a guy like him knows when he’s listening to some absolute waffle
He used to be ‘kinda’ self aware. It must be all the nicotine and alcohol clouding his brain. CTE doesn’t help either.
@@MastaRavenkroftlmao some people just blabber thinking they know what they’re saying
Rolly's face is pure comedy
11:37 in case you don't get it. Chael actually said the quote the day before the interview 🤣
Too many kicks to the head is his problem. He defies all logic even when it’s presented to him.
@@backagain5216 He doesn't, it's part of the character, he acts that way on purpose which is hilarious
@@Jake-cy7to Well it must be fun watching all those police arrest videos with the perp clearly guilty arguing “I didn’t do nothing” before breaking into a swearing infested arrest.
@@backagain5216Chael explained lebatard paraphrased / misquoted chael. Technically he didn't say that.
@@backagain5216Promoting a fight isnt even in the same ballpark as "getting arrested"😂 that's possibly the worst analogy I've ever heard.
10:50 I can’t believe I’ve never seen this GSP doll segment. F*cking hilarious.
“You rather swallow or spit girl”🤣🤣
10:00 Rolly just spawned in lost af 😂😂
Tito Ortiz as a standup comedian would be freaking awesome. Dude just has to be serious and talk seriously about anything and I’ll laugh my ass off. He doesn’t even know
1st fighter I wanted to fight more
2nd fighter you shouldn't have submitted me ... 😂😂😂😂 Best comeback line, I've heard for a while
I'm wheezing from thst shit. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@dylangallagher143 💯👊🏾😄
Almost knocked himself out what that flip lmaoo you can tell he was dazed after that 😂😂😂
Yeah that clip knocked me out too!
Rogan was about to kick Zhang's translator out of his excitement
Greatest boxing videos on RUclips
I dont drink alcohol, that much, at all any more, i mean, ever, not as much as compared to when im in my 20s.
The master wordsmith himself, ladies and gentlemen - Tito ortiz!
I just wanna say that your videos are absolutely OTHER-WORDLY, NoPorama!
PLEASE upload more often 💗
Thank you 🙏
Joe to the translateor be like: you had one job
Ricardo mayorga is wild! 😂😂
I didn't know there was an aftermath to the Rockhold stuff. That's awesome 😂😂😂
Give this man the support he needs ❤❤
Bruh mayorgas answer was savage lmao
10:18 "He probably has estrogen" - EVERYBODY has estrogen, dude! 🤣🤣🤣
Nahh men don't
@@PauIdenino Yyyes they do. Both genders produce both testosterone and estrogen.
@@taulitaulington197 Nah real men dont have estrogen...
@@PauIdenino Read book, real man. ^^
@@taulitaulington197 Only betas have estrogen...
“I would say…’hello’.”
Chael is a Fucking legend 😂
9:44 That was one of the worst things in like ever ....
Tito Ortiz “ I wanna outlive my children of course, 100%”!😂😂😂 greatest quote ever made 100%!
please make more of these!!!
@10:50 I was so glad I wasn't GSP right there.
You should not have touched the doll George.
😂 been where the sun don't shine
"Get it together bro"
Why was he tweaking that hard? 😂
There's really mugs in the description 😆😂🤣...friggin legend
5:23 fr almost made me spit out my food
I'm not sure what was more akward - Rockhold's behaviour or the reaction of that lady.
you swallow or spit girl? 🤣🤣
"I'm stronger, faster, younger"
-Tito "Archimedes" Ortiz
"i wanted to fight more"... "then you shouldn't have submitted me"... thats just pure GOLD 😆🤣🤣
Chael is a true gift to MMA
"the things we can do George" had me rolling
I remember the zhang one so vividly. It just went on forever and ever. Chinese mma fighters think the interview time is unlimited. Alot of Brazilians are the same way
So the mugs were really in the description💀
Edit: no wayyyyyy the website😂😂😂😂
lmao “i want to fight more” literally after submitting him hahaha Cx
Dude rockhold is the king of awkward moments
Tito doesn't drink alcohol any more much ever 😂
I can't even tell you how hard he makes me laugh man!
That side eye from Schaub when Tito said he wants to outlive his kids is probably the funniest thing he's ever done
Aye NoPorama actually added the 100% part to the merch like I suggested on his post a month ago 😂😂 just imagine being in a coffee shop drinking out of a mug like that hahaha
You should expand past just boxing and mma because in Kickboxing and Maui Tai there's alot of goofy stuff
✍noted
“Don’t you drag me into this”😂😂
9:40 bro that chick sounded so serious when she said that I just about believed it 🤣🤣
Imagine my surprise to find Luke Rockhold on a video about awkward moments in combat sports. That dude could get a whole volume to himself.
Rolly Romero is the funniest shit ever 😂
Hope he wins World championship at 140
He can fight for sure but he is dumb af
Haha it’s like he was seein ghost during the interview
@@loner45779 id like to see him with a belt too
He acts like he smokes sherm lmao 😂
The funny thing is there is actually clean audio of Chael saying he'd slap silvas wife ass. Would-be been funny of you add it in
Nah cause the audio actually proves chael is right he didn’t say “I’m gonna smack Silvas wife on the ass if she doesn’t make me a steak” he said “I’m gonna smack silvas wife on the ass and she’s gonna make me a steak just the way I like it” which is clearly implying Silvas wife is fucking chael cause he gets to slap her ass and she makes him steak instead of getting mad
Fair play
Brendans look was perfect
😂😂😂😂
That Rolly guy need a checkup ASAP 😂
7:15 that Samsung whistle is true nostalgia❤
LMFAOOOOOOO
@@bawtz2078 I'm serious
@@kinnick5643 i find it funny
1:19 Joes face is like: „Bro are you serious rn?“
These videos are incredible
I know it’s bad when Brendan Shaub starts giving looks like that 🤣🤣
3:53 "I want to fight more"
"Then you shouldn't have submitted me"
🤣🤣🤣
best part
Listening to tito talk sounds like a AI that was forced to listen to bad RUclips apology videos for 600 hours and set lose into the world.
😂😂
I think Rolly rode the short bus….seriously!!!! 😂😂😂
Chael is a gold interviewee.
This could just be Tito speaking for 12 minutes
I train, actually six days a week. Five days a week I'll train three days a week. One of those days I'll train two days of the week. So, six days a week I'll be training.”
@@XIXRayderXIX Bad girl. Reaching for those grapes. Trying to make that wine. And the wine's already sounding like that violin with that cheese and wine.
Mosley's wife knew what she was doin when she bended down in front of bro
titos the only person in the world to make schaub go "huh"
11:47 , it was because he didn’t have the quote 100% correct, is why Uncle Chael was talking that BS. Lol
fighting for a living has to be the stupidest career choice of all time
Love the channel keep it coming
What's the title of the background song in 7:23
p.i.m.p 50 cent
Tyson and i would get along, but i have to have a tazer and he has to know about it.
Tank just casually pushing rolly down 😂😂
The weili one was so wholesome chill 😭
Weili always wholesome
Joe was laughing nervously
That Tito clip from TFATK gets me every time
Brendan Shaubs reaction to Tito saying he wants to outlive his children is the only funny thing he's ever done.
6:57 gotta be the funniest shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fake as fuck, you can tell when she's being interviewed, she's not that good an actress.
i could count the number of Tito Ortiz's brain cells on one hand, even while excluding my thumb middle and index finger
Zhangs translator, I'm literally lost for words joe, you've put me on the spot and even though this is why they employed me.....I think I've just shat in my pants, but I'm very excited 👍🏻😬👍🏻
Tito and Schuab… Talk about the Confederacy of Dunces.
Woooooooow one of my childhood homies from our boxing gym getting choked out!! 😂😂 WOW!!!!
“You’re an alleged reporter”
Sounded like my guy got kicked so hard he popped a bollock